RPG parody #1: THE REAL WORLD: MIDDLE EARTH

[Elbereth]

Eowen: This is the true story....

Arwen: Of seven strangers...

Faramir: picked to live in a Tower......

Feanor: And have their lives taped...

Treebeard: To find out what happens...

Gimli: when people stop being polite...

Rosie: And start getting real!



THE REAL WORLD: MIDDLE EARTH!!!

note: if you have not been chosen as a cast member of the show, please ask Elbereth if you can join as a guest star...otherwise please do not reply.

[Elbereth]

As the first cast members arrive at the Tower of Orthanc...they are set at awe by the massive structure that stands before them. It is indeed a grand sight to be had. However, as grand as the sight of the great tower is on the outside...is nothing compared to what lies inside. Designed by the newest most modern interior designers of Middle Earth...the Tower of Orthanc has been transformed into the coolest three bedroom house, complete with poshly decorated living room with comfy couches, a pool table, pinball machine and fully stocked armory.

The modern kitchen is state of the art, complete with a dishwasher, blender, a fully stocked refridgerator and other modern emenities. It's center attraction a 7 foot fish tank that separates the kitchen from the den.

The den is filled with all the history books, maps and legends of Middle Earth. It also has a palantir which you can use to communicate to your friends and relatives in your spare time.

There are Four fully decorated bedrooms in the Tower, each with thier own theme:

The Lothlorien: A two person bedroom decorated in classic elvish design.

The Moria: A three person bedroom with short but solid beds...and fine dwarvish carvings...this is the largest of all the rooms described.

The Hobbiton: A two person bedroom with the homiest of comforts and the least adorned of the three bedrooms.

South of the Tower, there lies a Olympic sized pool (a reminant of the drowning of the tower during the War of the Ring) and as a bonus a jacuzzi has been installed in the top pinacle of the tower for late night star gazing.

Enjoy!

[Lossengondiel]

*Gimli comes clanking into the room*

"What's to eat? I be starving!"

*Takes off toward the kitchen and digs right into everything*

"*Belch*"

*Takes off to stake his claim at a bedroom*

"This here be my room, the Moria Room, or you can just be a callin it Gimli's Room"

*Falls onto the bed and falls asleep*

[Mablung]

Faramir runs into the tower and puts his things in the Lothlorien bedroom. Then his voice cracks while he says "This my bed!" he runs back out quickly looking to meet the other contestants.

[Elbereth]

"Hello?" Rosie says as she meekly steps into the tower. Her eyes widen in amazement. "WOW! This place is amazing! I've never seen anything like this in my whole hobbit life! Ooooh wow! What is this!"

Rosie walks into the living room and finds the cabinet full of coats of mail and heavy armory. "They'll never believe this back in the Shire!"

She then makes her way into the kitchen and notices the half open cartons of food and dirty dishes lying about. Wrinkling her nose in disgust she mutters something about the rudeness of others before moving on to the next room. However, when she turns to leave she is frightened by the enormous fishtank that she encounters and she lets out a loud shriek.

"EEEEEKKK!!!"

[Lossengondiel]

"And what be your problem" Gimli grunts with a mouth half full of disgusting food. "It just be a fish tank..'ello dere, mine name be Gimli, and you are..." *He extends a hand covered with bits of food...eeww*

[Elbereth]

"I'd be begging your pardon sir. Your mouth is quite full. But your kind welcome is much abliged."

*Looks at hand wearily but does not shake it. Instead she curtseys shyly*

"My greetings to you as well. My rightful name is Rosiland Cotton of Needlehole in West Farthing, the Shire...but everyone just calls me Rosie. And thank you for telling me what that thing is...although I do say, I have never seen such a thing as...what do you call it... a fish tank...it's like someone put a lake right here in the kitchen...who would've thought of such a thing." *continues to stare at the tank in wonder*

"I wonder what other wonders I will find in this strange tower?"

[Lossengondiel]

"The only wonder here would be more food!"

[YayGollum]

*Feanor strides into the Lothlorien room, drops off his stuff, and heads to whereever everyone else is, he looks at the Dwarf and the hobbit curiously, then turns to Faramir* "What manner of elf are you? And what are those?" *points to the Dwarf and the hobbit*

[Mablung]

Faramir sneered at Feanor. "I am a human ... stupid elf."

[YayGollum]

*quicker than thought, Feanor drew his sword and placed it's tip at the base of Faramir's throat* "Human, is it? Foul-tongued, it appears thou art. Foul-smelling as well! Know you not that I am the son of Finwe, High King of the Noldor, and as such, will not be addressed in such a manner. You now have leave to crave my pardon." :D

[Mablung]

"And I was to be the next Steward of Gondor until that horrible man Aragorn showed up. Even worse I think my wife is in love with him more than me!" HE continued to blabber on about his personal problems until Feanor got scared and backed away. Then he blabbered some more.

[Lossengondiel]

"And I, you rude little twit, am a dwarf from Moria, and Faramir here is a human. I suggest you learn a little respect."

OOC-heehee :D

[Elbereth]

"Leaping Wart Toads! Can't we all just get along! We haven't even got all of our roommates here and you are aleady drawing your knives...My my goodness! I haven't seen so much to do since Old Took stubbed his toe on young Pergrin's toy wagon."

[YayGollum]

OOC: Since when is Gimli from Moria? oh well. Also, since when does Feanor get scared?

IC: *thoroughly disgusted by the new beings around him, Feanor sheathed his sword, knowing that it would be a waste of his time to kill the human or to listen to what called itself a Dwarf, he turned and strode from the room, suddenly finding himself in need of a calming goblet of wine*

[Mablung]

"Whos Old Took? Sounds like a librarian."


ooc: I meant scared in the sense he would have to listen to more rambling if he stayed as he was.

[Elbereth]

*Rosie, realizing it is no use to converse with these strange new people, begins to roam the tower. Finding a side door to the kitchen...she find a staircase that leads up and decides to check it out. After climbing several flights of stairs, she comes to a large door. Pushing the door, with all her might (she is a small hobbit afterall)...she come upon a patio on the very top of the tower and in the center of the patio is a large sized hot tub! Rosie's eyes get wide in delight...a smile spreads across her face*

"Now this is more like it!"

*Rosie then takes off her clothes to reveal that she was well prepared and was wearing her bathing suit the entire time...and hops into the hot tub to relax in it's warm bubbles...not caring to meet the rest of housemates until things cool off downstairs*

[Lossengondiel]

"Oi, Faramir, methinks we should be sticking t'gether to ward off that rude Feanor"

[omnipotent_elf]

*walks in*
"wow, this is amazing"

"i'll take the moria room, if you dont mind"

"i'd just like all you guys to remember, that ents take a VERY long time to say anything, so dont be too hasty, you here??"

"i'd best be off to the pool, everyone else is welcome to join me........"

*gets to pool*
"Hi there, mind if i join in for a dip?"

*reveals his very sexy swimsuit ;) ;)*

[Lossengondiel]

"I don't think you will be having the Moria Room for it is already mine! Go find another room!"

[Elbereth]

*Rosie's eyes get big at the sight of the very large Ent entering the water. However, she soon became calm when she saw that he was nice. Then hearing Gimli complaining about sharing his room with the Ent...Rosie's kindly face scrunched up in annoyance*

"Oh you selfish dwarf! There are two other beds in that room! You are going to have to share your space whether you like it or not!"

*Rosie is glad that she is not going to have to share her room with the rude Dwarf.*

[Lossengondiel]

*Gimli is glad he doesn't have to share a room with rude Rosie...*

[Elbereth]

*In the Confessional*

"I'm not one to be judgemental. I can get along with just about everyone...but I can not tolerate rudeness. And when someone comes into a new house, makes a mess and eats all the good food in the refridgerator, not even offering to share with others...and then selfishly claiming a huge bedroom all for himself...I have a problem him.

*gets emotional*I just don't see how others can put up him."


"But I'm fair and I am going to give Gimli one more chance to show me he is a courteous person. But if not...I want nothing to do with that Dwarf."

*wipes tear from eye*

[YayGollum]

*Feanor stalked away irritably, looking around for the stairs that lead down to the wine cellar, finding them at last after peering down many hallways unsuccessfully, he begins his descent into Orthanc's wine cellar, halfway down, he is greeted by floating flotsam and jetsam still left over from the inundation caused by the Ents, turning on his heel angrily, he takes the stairs two at a time, then finds his way to the kitchen, before him, he sees many strange objects and he begins to curiously peer into each one, until at last, he opens the fridge, and not seeing a wine bottle readily apparent, he begins to open things until at last he comes upon a six pack of beer, carefully opening the can, he takes a cautious sip and after making a face, shrugs and walks off into the common room*

[omnipotent_elf]

*treebeard gets out after a long long trip in the pool*
"Dont be hasty there gimli"
"i bring ent goodies"
*shows bag*
"fine.....fine.....i'll sleep in the garden....."

"soo rosie, u go to the pool often....."

*gets into confessional*

"i feel soo left out, nobody wants me in their room. Just cause i am like a tree doesnt mean i am one"

*runs of in a screaming fit shouting "i want a bed"*

[Mablung]

Faramir watches the whiney tree run away. "Hes not sleeping in my room. I hate whiney people."

[Lossengondiel]

*Gimli walks into Confessional*

*"Honestly, I don't know what that Hobbit Rosie was thinking. There are plenty of other rooms, and she called me rude for wanting my room. humph...enough for her, anyway I was gonna ask Faramir to share a room if he didn't have one already.

C'mon, we're gonna have to live like this for a while now. Don'tcha think we're gonna want some privacy? Make Rosie didn't think like that, i dunno."*

*Doesn't know what else to say so he walks out*

[LadyDernhelm]

Éowyn enters the scene.

"I must be late," she says in confusion as she views the very disgruntled conversations taking place before her. "Ah...hello? Someone?"

Nobody seems to notice her, as they are all quite busy yelling angrily at each other.

"Well, fine," she mutters and goes off in search of the bedrooms.

The sleeping quarters are a shambles, and she irritably leaves and returns to the kitchen to confront someone.

"Okay, what's the deal here? Where can I sleep?"

Her hand strays to the hilt of her sword as she begins to grow impatient.

[Lossengondiel]

*Gimli didn't see Eowyn walk into the kitchen*

"Aye, hello there. Who might you be and why are you here?"

[Mablung]

Faramir heard someone coming in and decided to go meet them. He was overjoyed when he saw who it was and ran over to her. "Eowyn! You made it onto the cast!"

[LadyDernhelm]

"Yes," says Eowyn, still a little put out. "I made a final cut."

She peers around Faramir to see who else is in the room. "Er...who else is on the show? And where can I put my stuff?" She looks pointedly at the many full-to-bursting bags lying around her feet.

[Mablung]

"The rude dwarf you just spoke too is Gimli. The cheery hobbit running around is Rosy. The evil looking Elf is Feanor. The big wooden guy is Treebeard. I think there are supposed to be more too. Anyway you may put your things into the Lothlorien room which is this way." He then lead her to the Lorien room.

[legolasismine]

*Arwen walks in carrying her luggage and lays it down on the floor and looks around the tower*

"Beautiful....hello is anyone here?"

[LadyDernhelm]

"Nice room," Eowyn says appreciatively as she plunks her stuff down. "I must say, you've got good taste."

She looks around a moment more and then returns to the front room, where she spies Arwen and shrieks.

"What! You let her on the show?" She glares hotly at the Elf.

[legolasismine]

*She notices Eowyn and frowns*
"Oh great its you,what are you doing here?"

[LadyDernhelm]

"I should be asking you that, Elf-witch!" Eowyn says angrily. "I can't believe this. This is ridiculous. Can someone tell me why she is here?" she calls to no one in particular.

"And don't even think about the Lothlorien room," she says to Arwen. "I've got that one. You can go sleep in the garden with the tree, for all I care."

[Mablung]

Faramir stays quiet deciding this isn't something he should be caught in the middle of. Then speaks up when he thinks its relativly safe. "The Lorien room is full anyway she couldn't sleep in here if she wanted too."

[legolasismine]

"Asked you first you man stealer!!!!"
"I'm the last cast member of course",she says as she drops her luggage on a bed in the room,"Well you can't have this room"

[Elbereth]

*Rosie walks into the room with a bounce in her step*

"Hey there! How great! More housemates!" *senses the tension in the room*

"Um....I hope I didn't interfere or anything....I was just wondering if anyone here needed a roommate, as I still have a vacant spot in my room."

[Mablung]

"Yes and this one is full." They all looked at Arwen.

[legolasismine]

*Alright then I'll stay with rosie,but eowyn you best stay away from me!",then she leaves and goes into the other room.

[LadyDernhelm]

"I am not a man-stealer!" Eowyn says, ignoring Rosie and Faramir completely. "You are, you seductress!"

"And besides," she continues, "I was here first. So I really don't know who you think you are, picking fights here."

*Later, in the Confessional*

"I just don't know what that witch thinks she's doing. Waltzing in here like everything's daisies, and then blaming me for 'stealing her man'? I mean, seriously. She's obviously got a twisted view of things..."

[legolasismine]

"Me I didn't insult anyone you started this and so what at least I have the looks of a seductress",then she slams the door of her room locking rosie out by accident.

*In the confessional*

"Who does that so called beauty think she is insulting me like that well I have the nerve to cut off her hair at night,but I'm a bigger person than that!"

[LadyDernhelm]

*Continuing Eowyn's Confessional Time*

"The looks of a seductress, indeed. I'm far prettier than she is. Those pointy ears are such a turn-off for men, I mean, seriously. And after all, I did have an instrumental part in saving the world. And what credit do I get? A homely Elven witch comes in and blames me for stealing her man. Get that, I mean, come on! She is, after all, the one married to the guy! I'm absolutely positive she must've used some form of bewitchment. NO man, mortal or not, would go for a girl who looks like that.

"And all that junk about her giving up her immortality? Personally, I think she should've kept it. She hasn't aged well at all. Have you SEEN those wrinkles? And I swear, I saw a grey hair in there. And she hints that I'm the bad looking one? This is insane."

[Elbereth]

*Rosie in her confessional interview*

"I don't even know what happened... Eowen and Arwen just arrived and now they are yelling at each other. I hope their bickering doesn't continue for the next six months. I never seen so much bickering since the Lobelia Sacksville-Baggins accused Bilbo Baggins of stealing favorite goblet in the year of 1411 Shire Reckoning. I just don't understand it!"

[Mablung]

*In the Confessional*

Faramir sits down and sighes. "Its the same old story again. Arwen shows up and my wife is once more jealous of her for getting Aragorn. She still hasn't forgotten him and is probably still in love with him." He sighed and exited the booth.

[legolasismine]

*More in the confessional*

"She is thinks she is so pretty so bold and brave well she is nothing compared to me but the ugly **** she grew up in!
Ohhh you just wait I'll get her back but hey I got to marry my man in the end she needs to face it he never wanted the little tramp in the first place!"

[legolasismine]

*Then she exits the confessional and enters the kitchen,still mumbling harsh things about Eowyn*

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn is sitting in the kitchen, waiting for Faramir to return from wherever he went. She jumps up furiously when Arwen enters.

"Where have you been? I've had to clean this whole place up, it's a holy mess! So, you think you'll waltz on and insult me - and then leave when there's work to be done? Fine way to be on a reality show, Elf-witch!"

[legolasismine]

"Whatever I just came in here for a drink,tata!"
Then she walks out
((goodbye for the night bye))

[Elbereth]

*Rosie walks into the kitchen to witness the girls fight...with a blank expression on her face...she grabs a soda from the refridgerator and then quickly exits the room for the quiet of the Study*

[Elbereth]

Day #5:

The sun rises in the east over the Misty Mountains...Fanghorn forest is filled with early morning mist. A light dew covers the grounds and gardens about the Tower of Orthanc. An Ent can be seen awakening as the birds begin to sing sweetly in the nearby Poplar trees. As the first rays of the sun gently trickle into the windows of the great tower a loud scream can be heard from within.

"WHO STOLE MY DIARY!"

[legolasismine]

*Arwen jerks awake from her sleep*
What diary???

[legolasismine]

*Gets up out of her bed and heads into the bathroom*
Its alright rosie you can get a new diary easy,or I'll help you look for it today,hows that?

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn, awakened by the shriek, confronts Arwen.

"You think she can just get a new one, just like that? It's not that easy. Diaries aren't just replaceable!"

She turns to Rosie consolingly. "Oh, Rosie, I understand. I'll help you look for it, okay? Although -" she directs a glare toward Arwen - "I bet I know who stole it."

[legolasismine]

*Glares back at her evily*
"I have no need for such frivoless things as such diaries,but even so I'm going off to change into my evening clothes"
*She says going into her dressing room and changeing into a red silk robe*

[LadyDernhelm]

OOC: Um, legolasismine, it's morning. Evening clothes?

Eowyn stalks back into the Lothlorien Room and changes into a lovely, form-fitting outfit, muttering as she does so.

"She thinks she can beat me, huh?"

*In the Confessional*

"She's just so conceited. I mean, really. That poor hobbit - Rosie - was in real distress, and what did Arwen do? Flippantly said she'd buy her a new one. A new diary! Those things are important. Of course, I doubt that Elf has enough memorable moments to actually write down...at least I saved the world!"

[legolasismine]

OOC:She is arwen remember!.lol

*She finishes dressing now and walks downstairs to the living room*

*In the confessional*

"I have had just about enough of her she just gets on my last nerves I hate her I hate her!!!!!"
*Then arwen leaves the confessional*

OCC:I might have to go soon,but this is soo much fun!!!

[LadyDernhelm]

OOC: LOL, sure...this IS so much fun...no hard feelings, legolasismine!

BTW, what room is Arwen - and everyone, really, in? I know Faramir and I have the Lorien room, and Gimli's in Moria and Treebeard the garden - and I'm assuming that Rosie's in the Hobbiton room...but I'm not sure.

IC:

Eowyn glares at Arwen as they both emerge from their respective bedrooms. "Someone's overdressed," she says coldly and makes her way to the kitchen, where she toasts a piece of bread. "What, are you going to try out for the Miss Middle-Earth pageant this morning, or something?

"Not that you'd make it," she adds over her shoulder.

[legolasismine]

"Gee thanks for nomantating me but no I'm not just trying to look nice for someone not that you would care anyway about him!",she says feircely

OOC:I have a little while!

She is in the hobbiton with rosie i believe there roomates

[LadyDernhelm]

"Who are you trying to look nice for?" Eowyn says, half-angrily, half-bitterly. "Oh gosh - you'd better not be after my husband! Isn't stealing one man from me enough, you witch?"

[legolasismine]

"Tramp!"
*She rises from her seat*
"And so what if I did steal him away from you,you deserve it afterall you did try to take Aragorn away from me!"

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn stares at Arwen, completely speechless with rage.

"Who are YOU calling a tramp? And excuse me, I did not try to take Aragorn away from you! I just can't believe he chose you over me. I can assure you he's regretted that decision every day of his very long married life!

"And besides, Faramir would totally NOT go for you. How old are you now? Six thousand? Trust me, age does NOT sit well on your fat shoulders."

[legolasismine]

*Astonished arwen walks over to the counter*
"At least I have shoulders and a figure your just a skinny little stick,you are so unbelieveably ugly and men love the ears thank you very much!"
"And for your information Aragorn loves me drealy but you kept throwing yourself all over him thats what makes you a TRAMP!!"

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn stiffens.

"Excuse me?" she says frigidly. "I do indeed have a figure, as any man will tell you. Including Aragorn! And I never THREW myself upon him. I respect myself more than that! Of course, you... I can't BELIEVE those makeout scenes in the movie. I bet you persuaded Peter Jackson to put those in - just so that you could present your real face to the world!

"And those ears. I can't even BEGIN to say anything about those ears. They're so repulsive! How can anyone stand to touch you? They make you look like a circus sideshow!" She shudders and turns to butter her toast.

"Listen, girl, this is the big league. Just keep your Elf-nose out of it, okay?"

[legolasismine]

"If I weren't a lady I would jump or this counter and smite your throat!!!!!!"

*Then Arwen storms out of the room*

OCC:Bye

[LadyDernhelm]

*In the Confessional*

"Honestly, she's always rearing for a confrontation. This morning she waltzed in and practically stated her intentions to force an affair with my husband! The nerve of her. She may be over four thousand years old, but it's shocking how little she knows of common courtesy.

"Not to mention the way she keeps insulting me. We all know her story: she does some petty little thing about 'giving up her immortality' to be with Aragorn. Of course, I am one hundred percent sure she was just getting out of a bad relationship with Glorfindel, and didn't want to spend eternity with him. And I know for a fact that Aragorn only married her because he felt obliged to after her sacrifice. Huh! It's all a publicity stunt.

"And I still can't believe how inconsiderate she is of other people on this show. I mean, seriously. When I got here, Rosie and I cleaned the place up a bit...and what did Arwen do? Stand and yell at me about how I'd tried to steal her husband! Honestly, I'd say it was the other way around.

"And she keeps saying that I tried to 'steal her husband'. Reference to my previous comment - I did nothing of the sort. Aragorn, the sweetie that he is, felt obligated to marry her. I bet he regrets it now! I mean, come on, what is she good for besides sitting at home, stitching banners and looking woebegone because her 'heart's love is away at war? Seriously. When Aragorn was hopelessly engaged in combating Sauron, what did Arwen do? Sent him a FLAG, for heaven's sake. Whereas I courageously followed the army and saved all of their necks! If it weren't for me - with a little help from Merry, of course - he probably wouldn't be alive today.

"So I guess what I'm trying to say is that she gets on my very last nerve. I don't know what I'm going to do with myself for the next six months. I wish we could vote people off. She'd be the first to go."

[Mablung]

Faramir entred the kitchen and began hunting around for something to eat after spending some time with Treebeard.

[YayGollum]

OOC: Feanor's in the Lothlorien room. I was assuming that the Eowyn lady and Faramir shared a bed. Whoops! Also, sorry for making your character do something uncharacteristic.

IC: *Feanor awoke with a bit of a headache, his night had not been the best, seeing as how his "roommates" had been rather active during the night, therefore he got almost no sleep at all, throwing aside the covers in disgust, he rose and threw on his clothes and went in search of Faramir, after searching in several places, he found Faramir filling his face with pancakes and bacon*

"Faramir, I would have a word with thee!" *since this was delivered in a rather loud voice, Faramir spat half his orange juice across the table, hastily wiping the front of his tunic, Faramir glanced up at Feanor questioningly* "As it appears that we are to share sleeping quarters, it is my wish that you keep it down on your side of the room. Even an elf lord needs his beauty rest!"

[Mablung]

ooc: Oops forgot you were in there actually.

Faramir turned to Feanor and snorted. "Beauty sleep? Funny I didnt think you could get beauty sleep snoring as loud as you were. It sounded like a Mumak with sinus problems."

[LadyDernhelm]

OOC: LOL about the room. That should make for some interesting conflict!

IC:

Eowyn sits down near Faramir, glaring at Feanor.

"Think you're a foghorn, huh? Between you and that Arwen Elf, I'm never going to get any sleep around here. What is it with Elves?"

[legolasismine]

OOC:Back!

*In the Confessional*

"Okay yeah I just threatend to kill her but who does she think she is and all she does is go on and on about Aragorn when her husband made the cut and is at the house but look at me I have no one!!"

"But I do fell sorry about talking to rosie like that but I was really cranky in the morning and I was just upset."

"So now I have to spend six months with a dwarf a tramp a hobbit a mortal and a elf!"

*then arwen leaves the confessional and walks back into the living room*

[Mablung]

"Yeah go to the Moria room or something. Im sure you and Gimli would get along great. Both of you are loud and rude."

[LadyDernhelm]

Éowyn laughs and scoots closer to Faramir.

"Besides, there's more room in Gimli's room! If you don't like sharing one with us - and I certainly don't like sharing one with you - be my guest, and go join the Dwarf!"

[legolasismine]

*To drown out there talking Arwen turns up the volume on the tv*

OOC:Can there be a tv there???

[LadyDernhelm]

OOC: If there's a hottub I'm sure there's a tv.

IC:

Éowyn glares in the direction of the living room and the noisome TV.

"I wish she would keep it down in there," she complains to Faramir. "I'm so glad you're here. If I were stuck with them -" she gestures toward Feanor and Arwen - "I would go crazy in this tower."

Raising her voice, she yells to Arwen in the living room. "Turn down the volume, She-elf!"

[legolasismine]

*She turns the volume up even louder*
"Sorry Eowyn I can't hear you!!!"

[LadyDernhelm]

"I can't believe her!" Eowyn says as she storms out of the kitchen and into the living room.

"Will you turn the volume down??? I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation in the kitchen, while you're out here ruining your brain with this modern invention! Whatever happened to Elvish wisdom? I think you could've taken a few lessons from your husband!"

[legolasismine]

"I could but my husbands not here but yours is so why don't you go spend time with him and stop trying to pick fights with me!"
"Honestly woman ever since I came here the first thing out of your mouth was an insult to me,and your still jealous of the fact that I got Aragorn and married him and got to be in those great kissing scenes in the movie,face it Eowyn your pitiful absoulutely pitiful,you make me feel like spitting in your face!"

*Then Arwen gracefully leaves the room and into The hobbiton room*

[LadyDernhelm]

"Go ahead, run away!" Eowyn shouts at Arwen's retreating back. "See what I care!"

She storms back into the kitchen where Faramir and Feanor are still sitting.

"Did you hear that? I can't believe that Elf," she fumes. "Jealous?! Of her?! That'll be the day!"

She coyly moves over to sit on Faramir's lap.

"You're better than any old Ranger anyhow," she says, glaring spitefully at the closed door of the Hobbiton Room.

(okay, off for a while)

[legolasismine]

(okey dokey,bye!)

*Arwen plops down on her bed and flips through one of her Elf magazines she brought with her,then she sighs and starts to think about Aragorn her love and then she falls asleep*

[Mablung]

Faramir laughed and put his arm around Eowyn. "I wouldn't worry about her. If she was too scared to show up at Pellanor fields theres no way she will stay in this tower for very long. I'd probably leave myself if I didn't have you for company."

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn snuggles against him, smiling coyly.

"She'll be gone before long," she says confidently. "You're right. Him, too," she adds with a significant glance toward Feanor. "He is, after all, rather corrupt."

Without waiting for Feanor to reply, she gets up and leaves for the Confessional.

[legolasismine]

*In The Confessional*

*Starts to get surpisingly emotional*

"I was listening to them talk about me being gone before long,but how can they hate me so why???"*sinf*

"I really wanna say sorry to Eowyn but she would probably just laugh in my face or something but I always try to not over react around them cause they don't understand what its like not seeing your husband for six months they don't know what its like to give up immortal life just to find out that while you were gone your husband was possibly with another woman,they don't know what its like to be me!"

*Then she runs out of the Confessional crying and runs up to the roof of the tower*

[LadyDernhelm]

*In the Confessional*

"She's got some nerve. I was trying to say good morning to Faramir and get to know my other roommate, and what does she do? Turn up the TV so loud I can hardly hear myself think. I think she owes me an apology - she owes me several apologies!"

[legolasismine]

*Wipes her tears away and takes a deep breath and walks downstairs and waits for Eowyn to come out of the Confessional to tell her something*

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn walks out of the confessional and sees Arwen standing resolutely in front of the door.

"Oh, so you're back, are you?" she snarls and tries to push past the Elf.

Noticing Arwen's tearstained face, however, she stops short, torn between supreme irritation and womanly concern.

(gotta run practice violin. back later!)

[legolasismine]

"What I wanted to say is"

*She stops and thinks to herself whether to apologize or to never forgive,then she starts to think of how Eowyn called her a witch*

"You.......are a dispicable undiscribable creature whom I have hated ever since I have layed eyes on you so I must tell you now keep your distances from me throught these six months otherwise you won't make it through this show!"

*Then Arwen stands in front of her and grins evily at her*

(okay bye see ya later)

[LadyDernhelm]

(back for a time!)
OOC: Hey! Oh well, I guess enemies is much more fun :-)

IC:

Eowyn stares at her, aghast. Suddenly her face hardens and she whips out her sword.

"If that's the way you want to play it, then go ahead! I was right, you were never good for anything!"

Fuming, but not wishing for another confrontation, she storms into the living room, hoping that Arwen won't follow.

[legolasismine]

"You want it that way then fine!!!"
*She pulls out her sword from under her skirt*
"So you still think you have some skill with a blade lets see!"

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn whirls on Arwen, eyes flashing.

"Too bad, She-elf! I don't fight amateurs. You may think that just because you snuck into the Ford scene at the movie you're the next Warrior Princess, but have I got news for you.

"You're not! And you're not Miss Middle-Earth either, much as you'd like to think you are. And you'd better keep your hands off of my husband, too, or you'll regret it!"

[legolasismine]

*She slowly walks closer to her with sword in hand*
"I am no amateur dear Eowyn,but what I do know is that I have wanted to battle you since forever!"

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn laughs and draws her sword.

"Playing with fire can only get you burned," she says mockingly as Arwen advances further.

[legolasismine]

"Playing with fire.....HA!!!!"
"More like playing with sand!"
*Then she stops in place and just stares at Eowyn*

[Mablung]

Faramir walked down exploring the tower when he saw Arwen and Eowyn getting ready to fight. He leaned against the doorway to cheer Eowyn on not a doubt in his mind she would win.

[LadyDernhelm]

“I thought you’d back down,” Eowyn says, smirking, as she sheathes her blade. “We wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt, here.

“Why are you staring at me?” she snarls as Arwen continues to smirk.

[legolasismine]

"Me I'm not staring at anything!"
*She says as she drops her sword*
"I will never stoop to trying to fight someone to there death unless I hated that person,but I don't hate you Eowyn.....I despise you!"
"But none the less I won't kill you now,besides we'll be kicked off the show if we fight,so I'll wait till after the show to finish you off!"
*Then she takes a deep breath and picks up her sword and puts it back in its sheath,and walks up to the kitchen counter and starts to make toast*

[Mablung]

Faramir watched Arwen go then turned back to his wife. "That was a nicely covered bout of cowardice."

[legolasismine]

*Ignores his remark*
*And contionues too butter her toast*

[LadyDernhelm]

"I couldn't have said it better," said Eowyn disdainfully. "No wonder she didn't come to Pelennor Fields."

[legolasismine]

*Trys to drown out there talking,but a tear drips down off her cheeks,but she quickly wipes it away*

[Mablung]

"Yes good thing for her that Minas Tirith won't be letting any enemies in their gates anytime soon."

[LadyDernhelm]

"If it did, she'd probably just run off," Eowyn said demurely. "Leaving the King to fend for himself."

She laughed and put her arms around Faramir. "I'm so glad you're here," she whispered. "If I had to put up with that alone, I don't know what I'd do."

[legolasismine]

"Thats it!!!!"
*She said as she grabbed the scissors and cut off half of Eowyns hair*

[Lossengondiel]

"You best be keeping those scissors away from my beard..."

[legolasismine]

*After cutting it she calms down and breaths very hard and drops the cut off hair from Eowyn in the trash*

[LadyDernhelm]

OOC: My HAIR!!! My beautiful HAIR!!!

IC:

Eowyn let out a shriek that could be heard through the entirety of the Tower.

"How - DARE - you?" she cries and flings herself upon the Elf. Drawing her sword, she holds the point to Arwen's throat.

"You - evil - Elf!" Eowyn says, nearly sobbing with rage. "How could you do that to me?"

Then she takes a deep breath, sheathes the sword, and walks back over to Faramir, still shaking with anger.

[legolasismine]

OCC:I'm sorry but arwen was mad!....LOL

*Arwen then lets out a little giggle then she starts to roar with laughter*
"That felt sooooo good!!!!"
*She yelled*

[Mablung]

Faramir glared at Arwen and wrapped his arms around Eowyn then tried to comfort her. "Don't worry about what that evil elf did. You still put her to shame beauty wise even with your hair like that. She could never diminish it."

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn turns away from Arwen to Faramir.

"Thanks," she says chokingly. One hand reaches up to finger her ravaged hair, and she looks rather forlorn. "Do you really think so?"

[legolasismine]

*Continues to giggle trying to hold it back though*

*In the Confessional*

*Still laughing and falls over in chair laughing*
"Omigosh did you see what I did,did you see what her hair looks like!!!!!"

*continues to laugh*

[Mablung]

Faramir was glad he was helping her and kept it up. "I d. You are the most stunning beauty I have ever laid my eyes on with or without even hair."

[legolasismine]

*After hearing what he just said she lets out a pool of laughter*

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn starts to cry and runs out of the room.

*In the Confessional*

*still very emotional*

"I can't believe she'd do something like that. I knew she'd stoop low, but this...this is something else entirely."

Eowyn stops to wipe a tear from her eye and finger her shortened hair.

"I just don't know how I'm going to make it through these next few months."

[Mablung]

Faramir sighed then went to wait outside the confessional for Eowyn. He was now upset too, and wanted to try and comfort her.

[LadyDernhelm]

http://pics.horseland.com/pics1/horse2896303.JPG

OOC: This ^ is Eowyn after Arwen has been at her!

IC:

Eowyn walked out of the confessional, fingering her hair and still wiping tears from her eyes. She found Faramir waiting for her outside and fell into his arms, still crying.

"I never thought she'd do something like this," she sniffed. "What will I do?"

[Mablung]

Faramir hugged her. "I hope this will stop soon I hate to see you like this. As for your hair you could always put it up or something like that."

[legolasismine]

OCC:*laughs*she looks great!......lol

*In the Confessional*
*Still laughing like a maniack*

[Elbereth]

*Rosie and Treebeard return to the Tower after attending a Hempdread the Ent concert in Rohan fields near South Fanghorn to find the kitchen floor covered with scattered blond hair, and a crying Eowen crying in the arms of Faramir.*

:confused: *turns to Treebeard* "I wonder what happened here?"

[legolasismine]

*Wabbly Arwen walks out of the Confessioal still laughing and covered in blonde hair stains*

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn points at Arwen without looking up. "She did it," she says. "She - cut - my - hair."

She looks up only to glare at the Elf and then returns to Faramir's embrace.

[Mablung]

Faramir stuck his foot out and tripped Arwen as she went by in revenge for what she did.

[legolasismine]

*Falls over*
*Gets up,still laughing and goes to sit on the couch*
"Well she deserved it!"

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn disengages herself from Faramir's arms and runs into the Lothlorien room, where she goes into the bathroom and desperately starts trying to do something with her messily cropped hair.

"Will someone please bring me the scissors?" she calls, her voice wavery. She should at least even out the ends. . .

[legolasismine]

*She picks up the scissors again*
"Oh I'll help you with your hair Eowyn dear!"

[Mablung]

Faramir grabbed the scissors from Arwen. "You've done enough Elf." He then went and gave the scissors to Eowyn.

[LadyDernhelm]

"Get away from me, She-elf!" Eowyn shrieks, taking the scissors gratefully from her husband. She retreats back into the bathroom of the Lorien room and slams the door, locking it securely.

Then she goes into the bathroom and meticulously trims the ragged ends of her hair until it is a neat shoulder-length cut. With a sigh and a tear, she puts the scissors down and picks up a curling iron.

~*~*~*~

When Eowyn emerges from the room about a half hour later, her hair - though lacking its former dazzling beauty - is stylishly curled and frames her face nicely. She is still very pale and spent-looking.

[legolasismine]

*Continues to snicker at the images of her hair*

[Elbereth]

Rosie shakes her head and heads into the game room with Treebeard, Gimli, and Feanor. The four of them then begin a game of pool to get their minds off of the "Hair cutting incident", while Rosie and Treebeard begin to tell all that went on at the rockin Hempdread concert.

[legolasismine]

*Walks into the pool room with them*
"So how was the concert?"

[Elbereth]

"That concert was electrifying! Wasn't it Treebeard?!" Rosie exclaims...*Treebeard slowly begins to respond....but Rosie continues on anyway not waiting for the Ent*

"Oh boy! Hempdread is the coolest! He really knows how to mix those mellow beats and really get the the crowd hopping with his infectious rhymes! And his sidekicks Didi Proudfoot and Murray Hamwhich are such hotties!! I haven't enjoyed myself so much since Bilbo Baggins eleventy-first birthday party!"

[legolasismine]

"Oh sounds so cool,also I can't wait till we get our jobs I wonder what job they'll give us?"

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn pulls herself together and walks from the kitchen into game room, where she sits down on a couch and watches the game of pool progress. (She is, of course, shooting dagger-eyed glances at Arwen all the while.)

As she sits listening to the discussion of Hempdread's concert, she fingers her shorn hair dolefully, glaring murderously at Arwen's long and lustrous locks.

[legolasismine]

*Sees her staring and smilles evily and then flips her hair*

[legolasismine]

*Arwen gets a headache and feels like going to bed so she heads to bed and falls asleep fast*

[LadyDernhelm]

Soon after Arwen retires, Eowyn follows suit. But unlike the Elf, she stays up until all the others have gone to bed and the Tower is quiet. Then, warning Faramir to hush, she climbs silently out of bed, retrieves a few supplies, and heads to the Hobbiton Room.

Creeping on tiptoe so as not to wake Rosie or Arwen, she slides to her knees at the head of Arwen's bed. The Elf's dark hair is splayed out on the pillow.

"Perfect," Eowyn whispers under her breath.

She takes her paintbrush and dips it into the can of orange paint.

Methodically, she pulls the brush over every exposed strand of Arwen's hair, going slowly and gently so as not to wake Arwen or her roommate. When she is finished, both the pillow and Arwen's dark locks are coated thoroughly with neon-orange paint. Eowyn rises, dips the paintbrush one last time, and uses it to paint a victory stripe across Arwen's nose.

Then she returns to bed, and sleeps soundly.

[Mablung]

Faramir waited until Eowyn had returned from her errand then seeing she was pleased with herself he fell asleep wondering what he would see in the morning.

[omnipotent_elf]

*comes back froma a very long whine*
"hey guys.....how r ya"
"whats been happeneing???"
i met this great tree, we said
"hey"
"How are you"
"and so on, and now we are great friends"
"she said i could sleep near her, so nobody has to put up with me......."

*eyes widen*
"OOH, i really want a job, talking and having a swim in the pool really doesnt give you much time"

*goes into confessional*

"i feel really lonely....."

[legolasismine]

*Its Morning,slowly arwen stirs and turns around sees her pillow has truned orange,then she gets up out of bed and walks downstairs to ask someone what happened to her pillow*

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn is sitting in the kitchen, sitting at the table eating her breakfast and reading a novel. She turns as Arwen enters the room and drops the book, an incredulous look on her face.

She begins to laugh.

"Arwen -" she gasps through giggles -"Your - your hair. . ." She stops and takes a deep breath, then dissolves into another fit of hysterical laughter. "What did you - do?! Sleep on a pumpkin?"

Still laughing, she shakes her head back and forth once or twice. "I knew you were - dim, but. . ." her sentence trails off amid uncontrollable giggles.

"You - need - a - photographer," she finally says. Struck, she jumps up from the table, runs into the living room where she has placed her camera, runs back into the kitchen and snaps a picture all before Arwen has a chance to say anything.

"There," she laughs. "Captured forever."

[legolasismine]

"What ..do you think your....."
Arwens sentence trails off as she sees the pictures of her hair,and then she screams so loud that she shatters the glasses sitting on the shelves.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY HAIR MY HAIR MY HAIR MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!!!!"
"What have you done to my beautiful hair!!!!!"
She screams and breaks out into tears.

[Mablung]

Being a late riser Faramir didn't make it down until after the picture had been taken. He took a look at Arwen. "I knew that brown wasn't her natural shade." He then busied himself making breakfast. "Oh and my wife had nothing to do with that I can guarntee we were together all night."

[LadyDernhelm]

"Of course," Eowyn said sweetly. "Dear, I don't know who might have done that to you." She suppresses a giggle at the image she holds in her hand.

"Perhaps it was Feanor," she suggests as an afterthought. "He has it in him. And I noticed he was up during the night," Eowyn adds with a significant glance in Faramir's direction.

[Mablung]

Faramir caught the glance and nodded. "Yes I did notice him coming and going. Not to mention Smiths are often good with paint."

[legolasismine]

OCC:THat was so brilliant!!!!LOL

"No!"
"You did this to me you did I know you did!"
She looks at her hair and then more tears come faalling down off her cheeks,as she continues to say over and over and over,"My hair","My hair","My hair"

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn looks hurt. "Why would you think it was me?" she asks, trying hard to smother a laugh.

"Besides," she adds maliciously, "Now you know how it feels. At least mine looks decent, you...orange haired porcupine!"

[Mablung]

Faramir acted offended. "How dare you call us liars. Maybe there are other people who dislike you too. You are not perfect." He then stormed out towards the confessional.

[legolasismine]

"Get out of my way"
She says as she runs out of the kitchen and upstairs to the bathroom and starts to scrub her hair hard

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn sits back at the table and retrieves her novel from the floor, giggling hard. Each time she draws a new breath, she's overcome by a fit of giggles.

"It was so perfect," she whispers victoriously to herself as Arwen's agonized moans are heard from the Hobbiton bathroom.

[legolasismine]

Arwen continues to scrub hard,stilll screaming about her hair and crying continuously,and then she lets out a huge scream as she sees that the orange still isn't coming out.
Then she mutters to herself,"I'm gonna get her I'm gonna get her soooo bad!"

[LadyDernhelm]

Still giggling, Eowyn gets up and stumbles to the Confessional to find Faramir.

"I don't think it will come out," she calls lightly as she passes the Hobbiton room. "Orange paint is pretty strong." She collapses in silent laughter and then hurries on to the Confessional.

[legolasismine]

She sheriks with horror,and runs out of the bathroom her hair still dripping wet and orange,"How did you know it was orange paint if you didn't do it,who knows it could have been a pen ink,well I'll settle this!"
She says running into there room and looking for orange paint.

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn laughs incredulously. "Orange PEN INK? Get a life, girl. I know orange paint when I see it. . ."

She smirks as Arwen ravages the room - she threw the paint out hte window the night before.

[legolasismine]

"Oh great its not here anymore!"
She walks up closer to Eowyn
"You just wait I'll get you back...oh yes I'll do something to you you will never forget!"
She says before she storms out of the room and back in the bathroom to keep washing.

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn falls over laughing as soon as Arwen is gone. When she's caught her breath, she gets up and goes into the Confessional.

*In the Confessional*

"I don't know what she's (giggle) thinking." She stops and laughs hysterically for another moment before continuing. "She says I (giggle) did it, but. . ." She laughs again. . .

". . .but she doesn't know the truth, I know it. Did you - did you see her hair!" Eowyn is at this point overcome by helpless laughter. Suddenly it stops as she is struck by a sudden thought.

"She'd better not do anything drastic."

[Mablung]

*In the Confessional*

"Well my dear Eowyn finally got her revenge. Quite a good one too I think its even worse than what Arwen did to her. She deserved it though. And if she'd better not try anything else or else I will have to try something myself." Faramir winked then got out of the booth and saw Eowyn. "I think Aragorn likes Orange too theres no reason for her to be upset."

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn dissolves in laughter.

"Good point!

"Maybe Arwen will sew him an orange banner -" she grins - "For the next battle."

[Mablung]

Faramir grinned. "Only if she can find someone else to take it to him. What do you think she is planning?"

[LadyDernhelm]

"I don't know," said Eowyn, grinning back. "But whatever it is. . . it can't be worse than this -" she ran a finger through her hair - "Or that -" she pointed to Arwen's bedroom.

"Or could it?"

[legolasismine]

Then arwen finishes washing her hair to the point when onlt the ends of her hair is Orange,then she plops down oon her bed and gets hit with insperation of what to do next,then she gets off her bed and walks into the storage room to get some supplys.

[Mablung]

Faramir shrugged. "Well she'll have more trouble than just you if she pulls something really bad."

[legolasismine]

Arwen sighs thinking about what she is gonna do and thinks to herself mabye its harsh,and then she says"nope",then she walks out of the storage room with supplys in arms and goes back inot the hobbiton room and locks the door.

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn laughs, but looks rather nervous.

A few moments later, she excuses herself to take a short nap.

[legolasismine]

Hears Eowyn heading in to take a nap and whispers to herself"Perfect",and waits alittle while to make sure no one is around her room.

[legolasismine]

Then Arwen sneaks into Eowyns bedroom slowly gets ontop of the bed sprays whipe cream all over the rest of Eowyns hair,and then pours hunny all over her clothes,then Arwen gets off the bed and takes all of Eowyns clothes and her luggage and hides it then she creeps back into her room and picks up Eowyn's body and carries her to the bathrrom puts her in the bathtub and takes out her permanent marker and writes all over her face and her hands,tramp,ugly,and weasel,and then she turns on the water in the bath tub to cold and leaves the bathroom locking the door behind.

Then she takes all off Eowyns clothes and sets them on fire ontop of the roof of the tower and disposes of the supplys,and then briskly walks back into the hobbiton room and sits on her bed.

[YayGollum]

*Feanor strode into his bedroom and glanced over at the other bed, and saw that it was covered in whipped cream and honey*

"I really don't even want to know what's been going on in here."

*suddenly, his keen hearing picked up the sound of moaning coming from the bathroom, he raised an eyebrow, and approached the bathroom door cautiously, after a quick glance inside, he was greeted by a shriek from Eowyn and a large bath brush was thrown at his head, he slammed the door behind him, and stalked away, vowing to shake some sense into Arwen*

"Silly elf-wench! Why can't you just leave the woman in peace? She's making all of our race look bad! Just wait until I get my hands on her!"

[Mablung]

Faramir witnessed Feanor having the brush thrown at him and mumbled. "This can't be good." He peeked his head inside to be greeted by the sight of a miserable Eowyn. He sighed then closed the door behind him and kneeled down by her. "What has that miserable Elf done to you now my love?"

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn shrieked, jumped from the bathtub to wrap a towel around herself, and began to sob brokenly. Hot angry tears poured down her face, as she kicked the brush that had previously been directed toward Feanor's head across the bathroom floor.

"She's such a - such a - " Eowyn stopped, unable to find a word fit to describe her arch-rival. "I can't believe it," she said through her tears. "She will regret this until her dying day. . ."

At a loss for anything else to do, Eowyn picked up the roll of toilet paper and began to smash it methodically between her fingers, tearing fluttering white bits from the roll as she went. Soon the ground around her feet was littered with small shreds of toilet-paper like snow, wet from bathwater and tears.

"Where are my clothes?" she asked after a moment, preventing herself from saying anything more potent.

[Mablung]

Faramir looked around and didn't see her clothes. "I guess Ill go find them for you." He searched around then found the smoldering ashes on the roof and came back down. He stormed into Arwen's room then and took one of her dresses ignoring her protests and walked back into the bathroom and gave it to Eowyn. "She burned all your things. That is one of hers it may be a bit big since she has gotten quite a bit larger than you have in her queenship, but it will have to do until we can have things shipped from home."

[LadyDernhelm]

"Thanks," Eowyn says brokenly as she took the dress from him. She looks down at the markings upon her arms.

"I'll try and wash this off," she adds with a sniff. "Call - call home. I need some clothes."

Still sniffing, she shuts the door and begins to scrub the ink from her skin.

OOC: You could use the Palantir, Mablung. It'd be the first of anyone ;-)

*yawn* Going to bed. Have fun, peoples!

PS - sorry if my tense changes when it's late at night. I generally write in past tense, so present is hard. . .

[Elbereth]

*In the Hobbiton bathroom*

"Hold still Arwen...I know this stuff doesn't smell great...but I tell you it works. My great aunt Daisy, my mom's 2nd cousin's mother on the Bolger side created this concoction when her husband, my fathers 3rd cousin's Halfred Brandybuck spilled a full pail of paint on his very large hobbit feet. And we hobbits take great pride in our feet as you may imagine...it was devastating for him because no soap in the shire could wash that out...but this potion...now known as the 'Halfred foot saver'... as we of Hobbiton now call it...got the stubborn paint right out! Sit still...I'm almost done."

[Mablung]

ooc: Good idea I always wanted to use a Palantir.

Faramir nodded then left Eowyn to try and get the markings off of her. He went to Palantir room and put his hands on it. In his mind he saw a great flaming eye which spoke to him in the dark tongue. He replied "Oops sorry Sauron I meant to get Minas Tirith." He then switched over to the Palantir at Minas Tirith where a servent picked up. "Hey its Faramir. First tell the King to call and get his wife into line then second have Lady Eowyn's other set of clothes sent to Orthanc... Arwen had a hissy fit and burned them all.

[omnipotent_elf]

*looks it manuel*

"sorry faramir, but i didnt think that we were allowed to have outside interference??"
"doesnt that make the palantir contraban?"

he he, i like the orange hair though......

[LadyDernhelm]

OOC: Actually, Omnipotent, the palantir was introduced in the first post by Elbereth to call friends.

IC:

After several hours, most of the ink has come out of Eowyn's skin - leaving it bright red from the vicious scrubbing. There are a few markings that won't come off remaining on her arms and her feet, but she hopes no one will notice. . .

With a great, shuddering sigh she climbs out of the bathtub and puts on Arwen's (several sizes too big) dress. It is made out of white chiffon, and much too formal for Eowyn's daytime tastes. Muttering vicious things about Arwen she slips it on, drains the bathtub (with its by-now-blue water) and picks up her blowdryer.

To her horror, she realizes that her hair is now streaked with blue from the inky water. She gives a shriek and drops the hairdryer, screaming things in the direction of the Hobbiton Room. Frantically she fills the sink in front of her with water and plunges her hair in, scrubbing as hard as she can to try and get the ink out.

An hour later, her hair is in the same state. Weeping copiously, she drains the sink and proceeds to dry her hair, trying to ignore the ignominious streaks of navy running through her fair locks. When she's done, she puts the blowdryer, brushes and curler away - and on a sudden impulse, goes over to the bathtub.

The bottom of the tub is still coated rather thickly with blue-black ink. Grinning, she bends carefully over the tub with her hands spread and her palms down.

She makes contact with the inky bottom of the tub, coating her hands thoroughly with the loathsome mixture. When she stands up again, her hands are nearly black.

“Perfect,” she whispers triumphantly, as she proceeds to smear the black ink all over Arwen’s stunning white dress.

[Mablung]

Faramir came back into the bathroom while she was spreading ink all over the dress. "Your clothes will be coming. If they try and give us anything about contraband we can make sure Arwen is in the same situation. I also told them to have Aragorn call her up and try to calm her down."

[LadyDernhelm]

With a triumphant grin, Eowyn finishes with a final triumphant swipe down the flowing white skirt of the evening gown. Then, concentrating hard and ignoring Faramir, she takes one finger and traces the word "Man-stealer" across the bodice of the dress.

"There," she says once she's finished. "Think she'll like it?

"Good," she adds after Faramir's shared his message. "This is way too big."

[Mablung]

Faramir laughed at the message. "Oh I think she will be pleased. As for the largeness what would you expect its not like she does anything thats physically challenging anymore."

[LadyDernhelm]

"Yeah -" says Eowyn, suddenly noticing an unfamiliar lightness around her waist.

"MY SWORD! SHE TOOK MY SWORD, THE LITTLE RAT!"

She runs forward, ready to find Arwen and fling herself upon the Elf, but checks herself in mid-stride.

"Do you know what happened to it?" She asks, turning to Faramir with forced calm. She twists her ink-stained fingers together angrily. "Because if you don't. . ." she glances significantly toward the door of the Hobbiton room.

"Someone will pay."

[legolasismine]

OCC: Did all this happen while I was gone????....LOL

"Thanks rosie",Arwen says all smiles,"Wow what a day its been!"
Then arwen its get sso very tired so she lays down on her bed and falls asleep.

[Mablung]

Faramir pointed up. "She tried to burn it with everything else. But swords don't burn like clothes do. I would have brought it down but it was quite hot none the less." He then held up his hand where a bright red burn mark was.

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn gives a sigh of relief, and mutters something unrepeatable about Arwen.

"I'll get it later," she says. Suddenly, she is startled by a noise coming from the den.

"What's that?" she asks, hurrying into the room to see the Palantir in the center glowing. A metallic voice is proclaiming "There is someone on the line. There is someone on the line. There is someone on the line. . ." repeatedly.

Eowyn walks over, touches the Palantir, and says "I'll get it." The pulsing white glow fades into the picture of a man, stern and dark-haired with a crown upon his head. He is looking distinctly irritated.

"Is my wife there?" he asks as Eowyn comes into view.

"Aragorn!" Eowyn coos excitedly.

"Someone came to me with some wild story. . .said she'd set the house on fire. . ." His scowl deepened.

Eowyn breaks into a smile. "Of course not," she saysplayfully. "However -" her face pulls into a pout -"She has been awfully badly behaved." She gestures at her hair.

"She cut my hair. . .she dyed it. . .and she's been really horrible."

Aragorn sighs wearily.

"I'm so sorry," Eowyn gushes sympathetically. "I'm sure she's a great trial."

"Can you get my wife on the line?" Aragorn asks.

"Um. . .she's asleep, I think," Eowyn says doubtfully.

---
OOC: To be continued, I have to go.

[legolasismine]

Suddenly Arwen jerks awake from her sleep,and runs downstairs to see Aragorn and Eowyn talking,but she rushes down the stairs so much that she practically fell down them.

OCC:Bye

[LadyDernhelm]

OOC: Legolasismine, sorry for controlling Arwen briefly. . .

"Oh," Aragorn says, sounding still more irritated. "When will she-"

"I don't know," Eoywn cuts off, delivering the King of Gondor a flirtatious smile. "Oh, it's so nice to see a familiar face. It gets so boring here -"

"What about Faramir?" Aragorn interrupts, obviously still preoccupied.

"Oh, him," Eowyn says, pulling her lips into a pout. "He's all right, I guess, but still. . ."

~~
OOC: Pick up yourself now!

[Mablung]

Faramir heard the conversation while he was walking by. He heard Eowyn having his fears confirmed and stormed off into the Lorien bedroom.

[legolasismine]

Arwen gets up from off the floor and walks over to the him calmly.
"Hi"

Occ: Opps sorry..lol

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn stands her ground.

"So, has it just been so dull there lately?" she asks Aragorn, ignoring his wife.

"Well, actually -" Aragorn begins, but Eowyn cuts him off.

"I understand. Life is pretty humdrum here, too. Hey, I know - you should come up for a visit - or something." She laughs. "I'm sure we could find a place to put you up for a night. . ."

[legolasismine]

She cuts Eowyn off
"You can always stay in my room with me Aragorn!"
"And by the way Eowyn I think faramir wants you right now"

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn makes a show of deliberating.

"You could," she says, "But I don't know that you'd want to. I hear Rosie's a terribly restless sleeper - Arwen tells me she just drives her nuts.

"But I'm sure that we could find somewhere..."

[legolasismine]

"I never said that!"
"But anyway Eowyn maby he can stay in the guest room and I could join him there..."
She says smiling

[LadyDernhelm]

"Eowyn, may I speak alone to Arwen, please?" Aragorn asks testily as the women fawn over him.

"Oh!" Eowyn cries, feeling inside a burst of malice, "Aragorn, I don't mean to hurt you, but. . ." she leans closer to the Palantir, blocking Arwen from the conversation.

"I think Arwen is falling for Feanor." She frowns sympathetically. "I just thought you might want to know. . ."

She straightens briskly, smiles winningly at the Palantir and glares at Arwen, and leaves the room.
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OOC: legolasismine is it ok if I speak for Aragorn during this next bit? To give me something to do?

[legolasismine]

OCC:Sure,and you can call me addie!

IC:

She watches Eowyn leave and then walks closer to the palantir,
"Finally she's gone!"

[Mablung]

Faramir paced the room briskly quite upset. He saw a picture of their wedding on the end table he had brought. He tore it out of the frame and let it flutter down lost into the wilderness.

[LadyDernhelm]

OOC: Ok, Addie, hm. You can call me anything. I'll answer to most things.

IC:

Aragorn sighs. "Arwen. . ." he stops, as if searching for words.

"I've been hearing things about you," he says, plunging ahead. "I was told you'd burned the Tower down by some addled message-bearer. Eowyn says that isn't true, but. . .she did mention fire. Could you please explain this?

"I don't like being interrupted in the middle of an important Council because my wife is misbehaving. Now, honey, I don't think it was all true, and I know there are some people who go to any lengths to tear others down - but I think I deserve an explanation."

[Elbereth]

Meanwhile, out in the gardens Rosie, Hempdread, Gimli and Feanor chat around the outdoor pool.

"So boys...What is your take on the Arwen vs. Eowen feud?" Rosie inquires as she sips on her Pina Colada.

[legolasismine]

"I can't believe her,no its not true its a lie!"

"Eowyn has been torturing me and calling me names and making me miserable the whole time I have been here,and I didn't set the tower on fire Eowyn did and she tried to frame me for it,and she painted my hair orange"

She said showing him the ends of her hair which were now faded shades of orange.

"And I accidently cut her hair and I apologized after I did it reaptedly!"

Then Arwen starts to cry

"All I wanted was to forget the feud and be friends with her but she just can't stop loving you and hateing me!"

[Mablung]

Faramir began to wander throughout the castle having no specific place in mind to go.

[LadyDernhelm]

"I see," said Aragorn dubiously. "She set the house on fire? Hm. Does Faramir know this?"

[legolasismine]

OCC:Well I'm gonna turn in for the night im hungry too so im off,bye
ps:we can ppick up tomorrow,i'll be on more often

IC:

"Um..no cause she lied to him too"

[LadyDernhelm]

OOC: Addie - Okay, see you tomorrow then! I'm wrapping this up a bit. . .but still pickupable tomorrow.

Mablung - Aw, Faramir's sad, poor guy. . .

IC:

Aragorn sighs and looks rather helpless. "I'm sorry, sweetie, but. . .I don't know what I can do. Listen, I have an important council at the moment. I'll call you back tomorrow morning, okay?"

"Okay," Arwen says tearfully. The Palantir winks out, and she retires.

~*~*~

Eowyn, sitting at the kitchen table and eavesdropping on Arwen's conversation, is in a state of growing anger. She decides she is going to go int here and confront Arwen and her blatant lies - but just as she makes up her mind, she hears Arwen and Aragorn making their goodbyes.

Standing up, she bangs the novel she has been pretending to read on the table hard enough to hurt the hand holding it.

"Ow," she says violently, making the simple word sound much worse than it really is.

Then, surprisingly, she bursts into tears.

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OOC: Seems like Eowyn has a little security problem. . .lol. . .

[Mablung]

ooc: Yeah hes insecure.

Faramir walked downstairs and to the main gates of the tower. He pinned up a note for the messengers from Gondor to take Eowyn's things to the Moria room. He then went back to the Lorien room and locked the door then put the safety chain on so he could select who would come in namely in his mind Feanor.

[LadyDernhelm]

OOC: *screams* I'm stuck with GIMLI!!! Oh NO!!! *throws self on Faramir* I didn't mean it, I swear!

IC:

Still mad, Eowyn stands and picks up a handful of silverware that is drying on the counter. Methodically, with tears streaming from her eyes, she throws each utensil in turn at the fish tank. The loud thump of metal on plastic is strangely satisfying.

[Mablung]

OOC: I thought it was better than putting you in the Hobbiton room.

The messengers had arrived quickly not wanting to incur the wrath of Lady Eowyn then saw the note and began moving all of her things into the Moria room.

[LadyDernhelm]

OOC: Last post for the night.

Eowyn hears a commotion in the other room. Looking out, she sees several Gondorian men with a few lumpy parcels apiece.

"My clothes!"

So excited that she temporarily forgets the devestating Palantir-call, she races to the door of the Lorien room and - not noticing the padlock - rattles the door anxiously.

"Let me in," she calls when it won't open. "My clothes are here! Now I can give Arwen back this horrid gown. . . Faramir!"

There is no response. Eowyn is startled when one of the messengers comes up and respectfully taps her on the shoulder.

"Sorry, my lady," the man says without meeting her eye. "We were told to move them into this room." He nods in the direction of the Moria bedroom.

Eowyn stares for a moment, and then draws herself up stiffly.

"I'm afraid there must be a misunderstanding. That's not my room."

"There was a note at the gate, my lady," the messenger says awkwardly. "It directed us to the Moria Room. Is that the wrong room?"

"No," says Eowyn slowly. "But I sleep in the Lothlorien room."

"I'm sorry, my lady, I was following my orders."

"Bring me the note," Eowyn commands imperiously. The messenger drops his parcel, leaves, and returns soon after with the note.

It is in Faramir's hand.

Stunned, Eowyn stares at the bit of paper for a moment before letting out a shriek and bursting into a renewed bout of tears.

"FARAMIR!"

She crumples the note into a ball and throws it at the messenger. "Get out of my sight! Immediately!"

The man nods and scurries hurriedly away.

Sobbing profusely, Eowyn goes into the empty Moria Room. Without even bothering to turn on the lights, she changes out of Arwen's too-big gown and then lays, crying, on the bed.

[Mablung]

ooc: Gnight.

Faramir sat miserable on his bed hearing his wife outside. He wished desperatly to open the door. But he could not be certain why she was upset over him or over the room. He decided to let it go she could call Aragorn if she needed anything.

[Elbereth]

*In the confessional*

"I'm so sick of all this fighting...I haven't gotten a good night sleep since I moved into this forsaken tower.

And why does everything have to be all about Arwen and Eowyn
...who betrayed who...
... who stole Aragorn away!

I wish those two would just grow up and realize that maybe it is not each other they should be mad at...it should be that two-timing Aragorn. I know if my Sam ever flirted with other girls...I would not let him get away with it."

*gets weepy*

"Oh I miss my Sam!" :(

[legolasismine]

Arwen walks back into the hobbiton room after her chat with Aragorn and just lays down on her bed,hoping that the Arwen v.s. Eowyn war will end sooner or later,,then she takes her pillows and puts them over her ears trying to drown out both Eowyn and Rosie's cryings,then she yells....
"Would everyone in this house just please shutup!!!!"

[LadyDernhelm]

*In the Confessional*

"I am so heartbroken over this. I never meant for it to be like this! I really do love Faramir, I just - I don't know what comes over me when I get near Aragorn. It's like an old crush coming back to haunt you.

"And I just can't stand when Arwen gloats about marrying him or having his children or something. It really hurts me. I feel like I can't be friends with either of them, because of her poisoned words. Sometimes I think I'd like to - living so near and all - but. . .you know how it goes.

"And now I'm in the Moria room, and Faramir's put a lock on the door so I can' t come in. I just don't know what got in to him. . .well, I guess I do. I just wish he knew how sorry I was - but he won't give me a chance to explain."

She wipes tears from her eyes and stands up.

"I just want out of here."

Eowyn walks out of the Confessional, still weeping quietly, to be greeted by Arwen. Too tired even to care, Eowyn makes as if to ignore the Elf, but Arwen stops her.

[legolasismine]

Arwen stops Eowyn from walking away,and tries to reason with her.

"Listen Eowyn Im sorry for throwing Aragorns love for me in your face and how we got married and all and I just want to say I'm sorry and the only reason I ever do that is cause your husband is on the show and you get to be with him all the time but I haven't seen Aragorn in along while and I miss him,but could you ever ever forgive me?"

"And I'm also sorry for torching your clothes and cutting your hair it was wrong and Im sorry for it"

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn stares at Arwen, dumbfounded. A sharp retort comes unbidden to her lips, but she stops it before it escapes.

"Oh," she says, taken aback. "I - thanks."

She takes a deep breath. "I guess I'm sorry as well," she says apologetically. "For - for everything. I'm sorry about your hair, and about ruining your dress and - well - everything."

She sighs heavily, her eyes welling up with tears again.

"I'm sorry, too, about Aragorn," she says in a small voice. "I guess - I don't know what comes over me. But it would help if you would stop lording it over me. . .

"And I'm sorry that Aragorn didn't make it on." She starts to cry again.

"But right now I'd trade places with you."

She takes another deep breath, and gives Arwen a wan smile.

"Truce, then?"

But even as she says the words, mistrust stirs in her heart.

[legolasismine]

Arwen gives a weak smile,and then shakes her hand.

"Truce"

Then she raises her eyebrow and thinks to herself,That tramp must be up to something. . .turce yeah right well it looks like I'll be having to keep my eyes on her from now on!

Then Arwen smiles again and walks back into the Hobbiton room.

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn watches her go, wiping tears from her eyes.

It's been a hard day, she thinks. She heads toward the Moria Room before she stops short in amazement.

Did I, she thinks, Just make up with that Elf???

Or rather, did she just make up with ME???

Suspicion runs rampant. I can't trust her, Eowyn thinks to herself. No way is she going to just foget it like that.

With a sigh and a last tearful shudder, she enters the Moria room and falls asleep.

[Mablung]

ooc: I'll just make my leaving post now so I don't have to do them all tommorow. Next saturday I shall return.

Faramir folded up a note for Eowyn then left it on his bed with the Lorien door open so she could find it. The note read:

Dear Eowyn,

Gone out drinking. I asked around and found the names of a few good pubs and inns. If you need anything why don't you go call Aragorn?

Love and hurt, Faramir

[LadyDernhelm]

The next morning Eowyn woke feeling sick at heart and very contrite. She decided she would find Faramir and beg his forgiveness - she couldn't last for six months without anyone.

Taking a deep breath, she dressed quietly and slipped out of the Moria bedroom and to the door of the Lorien room. It was slightly ajar, and she could hear Feanor's loud snores from within. Praying she wouldn't wake the insolent Elf, she slipped inside the darkened room and went over to Faramir's bed.

Only to find it empty.

A note was layed prominently across the untouched covers. She picked it up, her heart sinking lower than her toes.

Dear Eowyn,

Gone out drinking. I asked around and found the names of a few good pubs and inns. If you need anything why don't you go call Aragorn?

Love and hurt, Faramir

She padded quietly out of the Lorien room, sat down in the hallway, and cried.

[legolasismine]

Arwen hears crying and walks out of the hobbiton room onlly to see Eowyn crying,Arwen looks at her with pity and thinks to herself,I better go over and comfort the woman.

Then she walks over to Eowyn kneels down next to her and tells her everything will be alright and faramir will get over it.

[LadyDernhelm]

"I can't believe this is happening," Eowyn sniffs. "I think my life is just totally crumbling."

She thinks in a dark place in her heart that perhaps she shouldn't be confiding in Arwen, but is too worn out and sorrowful to care.

"I - I really love him, you know," Eowyn says tearfully. "I know he kinda doesn't think so, but. . ." she rubs at her eyes with her palms (still tinged faintly blue from yesterday's ink episode). "I think I blew it," she adds. "He's never going to come back to me. I'm such a basket case."

She starts to sob again.
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OOC: I'm having fun playing hte part of the unstable weeping damsel. ;-) Almost as much fun as fighting with you, Addie!

[legolasismine]

OCC:Yeah me too

"Listen Eowyn your not a basket case,your just confused,you know cause you love faramir but when ever Aragorn is around you falll for him again,but you just need to get up and not cry I mean what sheildmadien of Rohan cries,if I were you and faramir was mad at me I wouldn't be crying I'd be taking action and standing my grounds!"

Then she helps owyn get up.

"Now I want you to stop crying and go have some fun!"

"We could go for a swim or order pizza or anyhing we want,and why is that,cause were on the real world and anything is possible when your on a tv show!"

Then Arwen starts to laugh

[LadyDernhelm]

"Okay," Eowyn sniffles, getting up. "Thanks. It's just all been pretty hard. You don't know how it is to have your husband run off and on a reality tv show, too."

She takes a deep breath and follows Arwen's advice to stop crying. "Then what should we do?"

[legolasismine]

Arwen thinks for awhile,"Hmmmm how about we have some fun tonight and go somewhere,I hear they have lots of good places around here!"

"We'll go somewhere tonight and party,so you go get ready and get your clothes and will too,see you 20 minutes!"

Then Arwen scurries off to the hobbiton room to get ready.

[LadyDernhelm]

With another deep breath, Eowyn goes into the Moria room, changes, and reemerges to meet Arwen in the kitchen.

"Right then," she says with false cheerfulness, "Where will we go?"

[legolasismine]

"To a bar"
Arwen says briskly as she finishes putting on makeup and gets her hair together,and then she finishes and they both get ready to leave.
"Say Eowyn did you bring a horse?"

[LadyDernhelm]

"Well, yes," says Eowyn as she glances in the hall mirror and adds a final touch to her hair. (She is dismayed to see that a few periwinkle highlights remain, but hope that it will be seen as trendy and not unintentional. At least Arwen still has orange tips, she thinks.)

"I did bring a horse," she elaborates. "Why? Did you?"

[legolasismine]

"No I was on the same horse Aragorn he gave me a ride here!"
She says still noticeing Eowyns hair was still messed up then she glnaces at her orange tips and sherieks,
"Well um since I don't have one I'll just use rosie's"
She says while mounting rosies horse.

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn swings gracefully astride her bay stallion.

"You sure Rosie won't mind?" she asks, eyeing Arwen uncertainly.

"Yeah, sure," says Arwen lightly. "Come on, let's go."

"Direct me," Eowyn mutters. Then, louder, "I'm not sure where you want to go. I don't know much about the town."

[legolasismine]

"Well its good I know where everywhere is"
Then Arwen takes off galloping on the horse,
"Come now Eowyn catch up Im not going to wait for you!"
Then Eowyn soon catches up to Arwen as they both race to the White Trout Bar,then they start to slow down and come to a stop and then they dismount and walk into the bar and sit down at the stools and the bartender approches Arwen first and asks her what she wants,
"Oh just an ale,but for my friend here I'm sure she would like a pint"
She says looking pleasently but still evily at Eowyn,
"Uh sure I guess I willl have a pint"
Then later the bartender return with a pint and an ale and as Eowyn guzzels it down Arwen whispers to the bartender to get a few more pints and to put it on her tab,then once Eowyn fills up on it Arwen pours her some more in her glass until Eowyn gets totally and completely drunk,then Arwen smiles satisfied and takes Eowyn out of the bar and back home to the tower.

[YayGollum]

Feanor, having recently discovered televison, is reclining on the couch watching a commercial, and suddenly, he heard the giggling of women approaching, looking over his shoulder, he saw with surprise Eowyn and Arwen approaching him arm-in-arm, Eowyn obviously supported by Arwen as she was three sheets to the wind, he got to his feet in disgust and addressed them saying --->

"Lady Arwen, thou hast impuned the honor of the elven race with this purile behavior! Frequenting inns and taverns is not the way of our people as it is hers. We are of noble blood, you and I, and your antics in this house have been such as to turn my stomach. The both of you will kindly refrain from approaching me in anything less than a decent manner. And as for you, Eowyn," he said, dragging her over to a sliding glass door "dost thee see yon star? 'Tis mine own creation! Therefore, say not that the elves are a lowly race, nor dare yet again to befoul mine ears with your incessant ranting. Be thou silent, woman!"

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn giggles at Feanor's tirade and then goes to lay down on a chair. She falls fast asleep for several hours, and when she wakes she's developed a splitting headache.

She's also very depressed.

Getting up, she wanders listlessly into the hallway, wishing Faramir were there and on good terms with her. Suddenly an idea dawns on her, and she goes into the den.

Arwen is sleeping on a couch in there, but Eowyn ignores her. She feels very resentful toward the Elf for the evening's prank, and doesn't feel at all like confiding in Arwen. Instead, she walks toward the Palantir.

"If you need anything why don't you go call Aragorn?"

With a twisted, ironic half-smile, Eowyn taps once on the glassy surface of the Palantir, then placing both hands on it meditatively.

A servant picks up at the Minas Tirith end. "I'd like to speak with Aragorn," Eowyn says.

The servant nods and hurries off. A moment later, Aragorn strides purposefully into view.

"Yes? Oh - hello." He looks surprised and not exactly happy to see who's on the line, but sits down resignedly anyway. "Can I help you, Eowyn?"

"Yes," says Eowyn, very depressed. "Faramir said I was to call you."

"He - Faramir - what?" Aragorn asks, very confused. Then, with forced calm, "Can you elaborate?"

"He left me a note," Eowyn says with a sniffle. "He said if I needed anything, I was to call you about it. You see - he - he left me." A tear trickles down her cheek, and Aragorn lets out his breath exasperatedly.

"He did what??"

"Left me," Eowyn says dolefully. "He moved my stuff into another room and - and now he's gone out drinking for who knows how long."

"On a reality show?"

Eowyn nods. "You heard me."

Aragorn sighs again, but his expression softens. "Then, what was your problem?"

"I don't know," Eowyn says thickly, through her suppressed tears. "I just - I was talking to you and - and the next thing I knew I was - in the Moria Room instead of with Faramir."

"Oh, by the White Tree, can't any of you do anything right on this show?"

"I tried," Eowyn sobs. "I really did."

Aragorn shakes his head. "I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you."

"I really do love him," Eowyn sniffs. "Really I do."

Aragorn refrains from commenting.

"I just - I'm so confused, Aragorn."

"I'm really sorry, Eowyn," the King repeats, "But I don't know what to tell you. What if -"

He breaks off, craning his neck as if trying to see through the Palantir and into the Orthanc den. Eowyn whirls around, hearing a sound from the other side of the room.

[legolasismine]

The sound was Arwen starting to wake up and then she looks around and calls out for Eoywn,
"Eowyn...are you still here Eowyn??"
Then she gets up off the couch and gets ready to walk into the room Eowyn was in but then she saw Eowyn talking to Aragorn in the Palantir and she dediced to wait outsie and listen instead.

[LadyDernhelm]

Eowyn stares intently through the fishtank into the kitchen, but sees no one.

"I guess it was nothing," she says, turning back to