The Bar Under the Mountain [Archive]

munchkin

04-10-2003, 10:09 PM

Ganfred walks outside, flips the closed sign to open. He walks back in. He sits back down at the counter, and glances around, looking at the beautiful place he has built with his own two hands.

"It's too bad no one goes here anymore... I guess hidden in between the two Lonley mountains wasn't the best location for a bar...." Ganfred grumbles to himself.

He again glances around the room, this time at all of the marble, the tables, the chairs, the bar. Everything was made out of marble. He, gets up, puts a sign up that says:

"Help wanted. Bouncers wanted. Free drinks."

"as if..."he mumbles to himself.

He sits back down at the counter, this time getting himself a drink. He sips his drink for a while then gets up, walks over to the window, and looks at the beautiful view.

"Great view, great drinks, too bad its so hard to get here..."

But just as he says that...

The_Swordmaster

04-10-2003, 10:18 PM

A fairly large dwarf walks in the bar. " Hello fellow dwarf. Nice day is it not? Well I read the sign and it said Free Drinks. So I'll have a pint then if you don't mind."He said to Ganfred. "Then the dwarf stopped ina middle of a stride and said. "I almost forgot to introduce myself my name is Grandlyon."

OOC: ok the rules are
1. No spamming and breaking any of TTF rules.
2. This is an IC bar.
3. Try to keep this somewhat of a serious RPing Bar.
4. HAVE FUN!:D

munchkin

04-10-2003, 10:29 PM

"Welcome, Grandlyon. Welcome to The Bar Under the Mountain. I guess you must have misunderstood my sign. It was free drinks for people who work here. That will be the pay. Unlimited drinks. I guess I'll go change the sign."

Ganfred walks into the back room, grabbs somemore paper, and writes out a new sign that says:

"Help wanted. Bouncers wanted. Free Drinks for pay."

"There, thats better."

Walks back to Grandlyon.

"So, you will either have to work for your free drinks, or you will have to pay. I'm sorry that I wasn't specific enough."

YayGollum

04-10-2003, 10:30 PM

OOC: Two lonely mountains? Since when? Also, I hope Dwarves aren't the only ones welcome.

IC: *a short and pretty hairy Beorning wearing some hodge-podge armour and a raven on his shoulder walks in and takes a seat at the bar, looking superly happy with himself since he feels pretty big in here, a giant eagle hops in after the guy and balances himself on two stools* the Beorning, with a smile ---> "Nice place you've got here. I'll have a v&f." the giant eagle ---> "Oo, yeah! Me, too! Good stuff!"

The_Swordmaster

04-10-2003, 10:34 PM

Grandlyon sat on a stool next to the gaint eagle. He said. "Hello my name is Grandlyon. What would your name be master eagle and master Beorning?" While waiting for their reply he ordered a pint of ale.

munchkin

04-10-2003, 10:41 PM

"Hey, thanks, I'm glad you like it. I'm sorry if this sounds rude, but may i ask of your names please. Its not often that I have visitors here."

Goes into the back room, pours 2 glasses of v&f and a pint of ale. Brings it to the three new visitors.

"Here you three go. Two v&fs and a pint of ale. Hope you all like
it!"

YayGollum

04-10-2003, 10:45 PM

*the giant eagle looks down at the Dwarf with all kinds of surprise* "Oh, you don't recognize us? I am Knockondor, the most famous of the northern Misty Mountains! This Beorning is King Truor Tupnm of the Vale of Anduin! We have all kinds of adventures where I usually save the day. Oh, I could tell all kinds of stories!"

*Truor hears this and jumps to smack the eagle in the head* "What'd I tell you about tossing titles around? And don't lie to these people. You're the least famous eagle I know!" *the raven on his shoulder keeps cackling and squawking with all kinds of laughter*

OOC: Whoops! Missed it!

*the two grab their drinks and take little sips and swallows* Truor ---> "Ah, they're okay. Beornings make vodka and fish the best."

Orclord1990

04-11-2003, 12:30 AM

Hello!My Name is Johnathan,a short and fat dwarf walks over.May I work her?He sits down and waits for a reply.Hello,What have yall been up to,he looks over at the table and see the drinks and looks at the bar.

Johnson

04-11-2003, 04:37 AM

A somewhat disoriented looking dwarf enters, looking as though he has just left a battle (which he has).

"Uh... Good day to you all. My name is Shibboleth. I could do with a pint of ale and some victuals, but I can't stay long. A situation is developing, and I must quickly round up a dwarven army. Or at least a few dwarf associates."

(see The Ruling of Saruman (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10511), if interested)

Shibboleth gently lays down his hammer and seats himself at the bar. He reaches into his pouch and removes a few coins.

munchkin

04-12-2003, 12:38 AM

"Welcome to The Bar Under the Mountain, Johnathan and Shibboleth. I hope you like it here!"

Walks into the back room. Comes out with a pint of ale in his right hand.

"Man, I've never seen this place so crowed..." he whispers to himself as he comes out of the back room.

"Here you are, Shibboleth. One pint of ale. So, Johnathan, I hear you are intrested in a job here. Would you like to be a bouncer, or do you have any other ideas? And, by the way, Shibboleth, I don't have the time to join you on your quest. I'm sorry, but it seems that this bar is growing fast, and I have a feeling this is only the begining, and I've never left this area in my life, so sorry, but not me!"

Orclord1990

04-12-2003, 01:48 AM

I would like to be a bouncer and I'm sorry that I cant make it to the tread Shibboleth.Thanks for the job.What do I need for the job?

Johnson

04-12-2003, 04:16 AM

Shibboleth looks glum.

He sips his ale, then brightens, "Say, barkeep. Would you mind if I posted a parchment? I've got to be on my way soon, but would like to get word out to as many dwarves as possible, and this seems like a good place to find us."

omnipotent_elf

04-12-2003, 05:04 AM

*walks in*

"ouch, damn i hate tall, for a dwarf"
*sits down*

"could i have a molt beer barkeeper?"

Orclord1990

04-12-2003, 05:08 AM

Befor he sat down he got stopped by the bouncer and had to empty all his weapons on the table and searched his body and let him pass.Your Ok to know.The bouncer sits back down and injoyed his pint.Yuummm!!!

omnipotent_elf

04-12-2003, 05:13 AM

*grumbles abotu having to let go fo his 6 war axes.........*
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................

Orclord1990

04-12-2003, 05:19 AM

Do you have a problem with are safty policys?HE takes another drink of his pint.

omnipotent_elf

04-12-2003, 12:52 PM

and if i do?

Orclord1990

04-13-2003, 04:46 AM

You can get out but I hope you dont have a problem that I need to take care of.

munchkin

04-14-2003, 01:46 AM

"Umm, you just need to serve people, Johnathan. Just give them whatever they want, with the exception of money and free stuff! You can start right now if you like. Sure, Shibboleth, put up something if you like. I'm not stopping you."

Walks into the back room. Comes out with a molt beer.

"There you go, Drong. Enjoy! Please dno't call me barkeeper. Call me Ganfred."

Dáin Ironfoot I

04-14-2003, 03:12 AM

Dain strode into the bar, his face stained with ash and flame. He sat down alone from the crowd and ordered a Blue Mountain Ale, his favorite.

It's too dark in here, thought Dain, swiveling his head from side to side. A lone candle stood in front of him, and Dain focused all of his energy into its withered wick. Instantly a small flame spouted from its depth, and Dain's concentration was relaxed. The newcomers looked at him amazed, but for the usuals it was no surprise. Dain Ironfoot IV was the only Dwarf to be gifted with the essence of Mahal himself, and the Red Valandili of Ohtar Valaina, a reclusive group of Istari-like beings.

Where was that ale?

The_Swordmaster

04-14-2003, 01:39 PM

Grandlyon looked at Dain with an amazed face. Then said to Trour and Knockondor. " Well that one likes show off here. Well he is the first Dwarf with magic I ever seen anyway." Then dwarf looked over at Johnathon and said. "Hey can you fill me up here my mug is getting kind of empty?"

YayGollum

04-14-2003, 10:47 PM

*as soon as Truor and Knockondor get over their forced and uncharacteristic amazement at the not so amazing magic, they go back their drinks as if nothing happened* Truor ---> "Yeah, Dwarves don't usually run around using magic when they don't have to. It's no big deal, though. It was just a little candle."

*Knockondor laughs at the Dwarf that was having all kinds of fun acting like a bouncer and taking people's weapons when it turns out that he's only another server*

*the raven on Truor's shoulder jumps when he sees the fire suddenly appear, then flies over to Truor's other shoulder, which is farther away, where he watches the scarily magical Dwarf warily* :D

Dáin Ironfoot I

04-16-2003, 08:54 PM

Dain walked up to Trour and clutched him at his stout throat. His eyes were large and bloodshot, and his breath was rapid.

"What did you say! I will slowly burn your thick leathery skin you little," Dain stopped his threatening with a big smile, "Ho ho! Just kidding young Khazad!" He then burped very loudly in the Dwarf's face, which he heard was a compliment in this section of Middle Earth.

"WHERES MY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" whined Dain.

Orclord1990

04-16-2003, 08:59 PM

Here is yalls drink and he hands them out.he walks out the bar befor he told everyone that he had to g home.

The_Swordmaster

04-16-2003, 10:12 PM

OOC: orlord it might help to put your posyts through micrsoft word to spell check your for spelling mistakes.

FYI Dain Trour is a beorning

IC: Grandlyon looks up at Dain wondering if the magic of the dwarf is blinding him. For he said that Trour is a Khazad. " All that magic might make him great but how does he use it when he can't see the difference of a beorning and a dwarf." Grandlyon muttered under his breath. Then he ordered another ale.

Orclord1990

04-16-2003, 10:15 PM

How do use the microsoft word on here?:confused:

munchkin

04-16-2003, 10:16 PM

Walks into the back room yet again. Comes out with a pint of ale.

"Here you are, sir. One pint of ale!"

He mutters to himself. "We got some crazy people here..."

Orclord1990

04-16-2003, 10:18 PM

Hay man,what have you been doing.Me,nothing.Can I get a pint to?

munchkin

04-16-2003, 10:23 PM

"Sure, whatever..."

Grabs a pint of ale.

"Here you go, sir. One pint of ale."

Orclord1990

04-16-2003, 10:27 PM

Thanks for the drink.he drinks it and starts to get a buzz

YayGollum

04-16-2003, 11:58 PM

OOC: Sure, yes, he's a Beorning. I thought I said that in here already. sorry if I didn't. Also, his name is Truor.

IC: *Knockondor jumps off of the stools he was balancing on when the superly scary and evilly magical Dwarf starts messing with Truor*

*Shadowflaps flies to the other end of the bar*

*Truor glares at the birds as soon as he's released, then rubs his throat and pushes the Dwarf away* "I didn't say anything to you, violent person! Not a very good joke, I'd say."

Orclord1990

04-17-2003, 12:02 AM

He looks at the and starts to drink again.Can I get another pint?

munchkin

04-17-2003, 01:26 AM

"Sure, whatever. Your gonna get drunk soon, you know!"

Goes in the back room and grabs another ale

"Here you go, another pint of ale!"

Orclord1990

04-17-2003, 01:32 AM

He takes the drink and gulpes it down.thanks for the drink.

munchkin

04-17-2003, 01:41 AM

"Yeah, sure. As long as you don't get drunk, anytime!"

*Leans back in stool and doses off to sleep...*

Orclord1990

04-17-2003, 01:47 AM

He starts to let the drink go and he walks around looking at the wall and the pictures.

The_Swordmaster

04-17-2003, 06:50 PM

Grandlyon looked at Johnathon excitedly. He was wondering if Johnathon was gonna passout or vomit.

"Well it looks like this dwarf had to much to drink. Hey Ganfred you might wan to stop serving your bouncer. He is not looking to well."

He said to Ganfred.

Orclord1990

04-17-2003, 06:53 PM

He looks over and srarts for the bathroom,I feel sick.

munchkin

04-18-2003, 04:58 PM

"Ok, thats it, I'm cutting you off for a while! No more drinks for you. Anyone want something?!"

YayGollum

04-18-2003, 09:35 PM

*Knockondor taps the bar with a talon* "I'll have another v&f. I'm not going back over there to get my old one. Scary little people with fire magics!"

*Truor turns from the Dwarf that was being evil to him and sips the last of his v&f* "Give me another, bartender. They're not bad here. You Dwarves have started bringing in more fish than you used to!"

munchkin

04-18-2003, 09:40 PM

"Sure, crazy people..."

Goes into the back room. Comes out with two v&fs

"Here you two go. Two v&fs."

omnipotent_elf

04-19-2003, 11:37 AM

*enjoys his ale, mildly sitting in the courner*

The_Swordmaster

04-20-2003, 06:19 PM

Grandlyon ordered another ale from Ganfred. When the barkeep came with his beer. Grandlyon wispered in his ear.

"You might want to get another bouncer. This one that you have is no good. He got drunk on his first night."

munchkin

04-20-2003, 09:59 PM

"Yeah, I think you're right. I'll give him a little while longer, and then hes gone!"

Goes back to barstool. Before he does that, he grabs a pint of ale and sits back at the counter, leaning back in his chair.

omnipotent_elf

04-23-2003, 04:26 AM

"so, barkeep, do you have any stronger drinks?"

munchkin

04-23-2003, 07:48 PM

"Umm...yeeeeah, we got strong drinks! I'll whip you up one you'll never forget right now."

Walks in the back room. Mixes some vodka, v&f, some sour blue rasberry stuff, and vanilla bean coffee. Walks out of back room with new drink.

"Here you are. You are the first one to try it. I hope you like it."

Johnson

04-24-2003, 03:14 AM

Although distracted by the antics of the Bar Under the Mountain's eccentric gathering of dwarves and sundry others, Shibboleth has been steadily working away on both his parched condition, and his parchment. He puts down his empty glass and reads aloud:

(in large script) "Are you a mouse, or a DWARF?

Shall we leave the battle against EVIL to humans, elves, halflings and ents? Or take up arms and, by opposing, end it and demonstrate our undying courage!

Whatever your level of experience, you are welcome to join the integrated forces now massing near Rivendell. Defy the Ruling of Saruman (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10511)!"

(small script) "Shares in all spoils of war to be determined."

Taking up his hammer and removing a few nails from a small pouch, he deftly posts the bill where all whose vision is up to the task may read it.

YayGollum

04-24-2003, 11:34 AM

Truor and Knockondor saunter over to read the thing. After reading the thing, they both go back to their seats and roll eyes all over the place.

OOC: I had to leave that RPG because people had to play characters from the bookses. That's always sad. I hate to see people's expectations tossed around and killed when someone can't play the characters as well as Tolkien. *hides*

The_Swordmaster

04-28-2003, 04:11 PM

Lord Thror II Lightfoot walked into the pub rather fast with a determined look on his face.

"Hello I come from the bottom of the Misty Mountins in a place called Methedras and Isengard. I do seem to know some of you and others I do not know."

Ganfred walked over to him and asked him if he would like anything to eat or drink.

"Just a little bit of pipe weed if you have some to spare. I will also like a pint."

YayGollum

04-28-2003, 09:29 PM

Truor looks at this new Dwarf with just a little bit of confusion. "The bottom of the Misty Mountains? Isengard? Oh, you meant the southern tip. I thought you were talking about some deep mine! You in a hurry, friend?"