The Guild of Fools

[greypilgrim]

...(erased)...

[greypilgrim]

Some ideas:

1. Jokes

2. Fool-Debates

3. Stories (real and made-up)

4. Laws for Fools

5. Fool-Politics

6. Fool-RPG's

7. Practical-Jokesterism

8. A Fool's Dictionary (I have many made-up words)
examples: tootsie-nunna, dirty-bird, etc...

9. A Fool's Paradise (someplace made-up we'd hang out at)

10. Anything else that has absolutely no meaning but is fun!

WHO ELSE WANTS TO BE FOOLISH? (It's fun!)

:D Jester, the Head Fool

PS: I may not be here much, I'll try to. This guild (if anyone joins) will need a Cabinet and Governing body, to have some kind of control over all the foolishness that (hopefully) will take place here! Sign up today!:D

[Lossengondiel]

Can I be numero dos fool please? :D

[Elendil3119]

Fool numero tres? (or however you spell that word :rolleyes: :D )

[greypilgrim]

All Fools are welcome! Orders are not established yet! This Guild just opened up and I'm expecting many recruits!

Just talk foolishly amongst yourselves for now. (I gotta go soon!):D

-->Be back later! ENJOY! and remember...
HAVE FUN!

[Inderjit S]

Me want to to join fools, now!

*Makes pointless anecdotes such as*

"I pity the fool who will join this guild"

[BlackCaptain]

If your'e the King of Fools than I'm the prince! I don't even need to ask to be a member, just because I'm so foolish!

But just for reasurance, can I be a member?

[Anamatar IV]

Hey, Jester, I don't wanna join the guild but I'd still like to say a few things.

You claim to be the King of fools but also someone with the name jester which in itself means a fool who a lot of people think was the entertainer of the king who you claim to be of the fools but the fools (also called jesters) were really just people who told the king (who you claim to be even though you are a fool and a jester which in itself is the same thing) the truth and they were thought to be crazy but the king was never thought to be crazy but well even if they were they could do nothing about it but the kings weren't crazy so if a fool (jester in itself) was king he wouldn't be a jester (fool in itself) so how can you be the king of fools which is jester in itself?

[greypilgrim]

Easy...now that could be the first debate!

Any ideas on how a fool/jester could be a king and a jester/fool all at once?
I will "entertain" this fool who will not be in the Guild, for my own entertainment...

1. Jester is the Head Fool, not the King.

2. If a king was needed, of course one could just claim to be the "king of fools", but then that person would have to prove their worthiness!

3. The answer lies within yourself Antamantar.

WHERE ARE THE FOOLS AT? It can't be a guild with no memberlist can it? Oh well, how to build a guild?:confused:

[The_Swordmaster]

Can I join the Fools? Trust me I'm very foolish like type of person.

[Lifeling]

Let me join! And just as assurance I will tell you all a foolish joke, which many of you may have already heard but whatever...

Ok, theres two muffins in an oven and one muffin says to the other, "boy it sure is hot in here". and the other muffin says "AHHHH a talking muffin!!!!!"

[FoolOfATook]

I'm actually kind of surprised that my name hasn't come up yet.... ;)

[greypilgrim]

Oh yeah, can someone please take the job of "The Welcomer"?

To welcome new members and such:confused: That would be a fun job! First one to claim that gets it!:p

[Elendil3119]

I'll be the Welcomer! :D I can also take care of making a member list and such.

[Lossengondiel]

Don't forget I'm the number 2 fool!

Can we start a Foolish-fotoalbum?

[BlackCaptain]

Haha... Lets all knock our heads against doors, so we can rid people of our stupidity, and allow them time from foolish questions like we ask. Then lets cast ourselves into wells so we can dampen the noise of all that clanky armor...

:D

[Lifeling]

Yes! I love it! let's do it!

and after that we can... um... yeah

I'm gonna sing you all a song!
:o :o :eek: :o :o :eek: :eek: :o :o :o

[Wonko The Sane]

I'm a fool! I'm a fool!!!

:D

I'm in!

[BlackCaptain]

All in favor of joining this song say I!


....


I!

:o :o :eek: :o :o :eek: :eek:

[Wonko The Sane]

Me!

*sings*

[BlackCaptain]

Jeeez this place is fun!

:D :eek: :o :p

[The_Swordmaster]

I!

:o :o :eek: :o :eek: :o :o

[Lifeling]

Say I just thought of something...

At the end of ROTK when sauron is destroyed, they should do that celebration montage, like in star wars... Like show how each place is celebrating... But this is the best, in the shire, the hobbits are drumming on Uruk helmets... Ha haha. Like hobbit like Ewok!

[BlackCaptain]

That is a brilliant deduction!

But the Hobbits didn't even know what Mordor was. Probly just another Ale company to them. But still! Dancing furry midgets are always fun! Dance on!:o :o :p :eek: :eek: :p

[BlackCaptain]

Ah pooey... I haven't been nominated for the C9... Oh well... I guess I'll just have to build up my reputation another way. Too bad post count doesnt make a big difference in this forumm...:(

[Wonko The Sane]

It's ok, Morgul King. Your reputation in the RPs will see you through.

The C9 probably wouldn't do as much for you reputation as you might think.

NOBODY takes me seriously...and I WAS nominated. *sigh*

[FoolOfATook]

Yeah, being nominated for C9 wasn't as lifechanging as I hoped. For example, I STILL don't have the ability to call in airstrikes! -sighs- Deputy Guild Master, Co-editor of TTF Herald, and what does it all mean? Apparently, it means that I'll never get the ability to make one phone call and destory my enemies. Life is lame sometimes. :rolleyes: :mad: ;)

It's only gonna get weirder from here, folks.

[Wonko The Sane]

Yeah. Good.
Actually I wasn't talking so much about airstrikes as I was that people don't see me as a serious member of this forum.
No matter what I do.
Or how long I try.
(9 months and counting in case you're wondering.)

[FoolOfATook]

I respect you as a serious member Wonks. Just for the record. :D

[Wonko The Sane]

Thank you Mr. Took. :)

*Huggles all around*

[Lifeling]

OK.. does anyone mind if I initiate out first foolish contest?

here goes...

First one to shave their head and post a picture of themselves, with that shaved head, WINS!

[greypilgrim]

I'd do that! Only I don't have a cam...gosh.:D

[greypilgrim]

Nobody would shave my head for me, plus I'm going to be in a wedding soon, bad idea. Anything else? Wher are the foolish pics at? Where are my fools? This thread looks like a graveyard!

Can someone pullease post some funny stuff? Or else the guild could/should get shut down or...:confused:

[FREEDOM!]

Can I join?

[BlackCaptain]

Why soitanly!

[BlackCaptain]

It has come to my attention that Greypilgrim has left TTF, and has left me everything. Including his Ring! Er... I mean guild. HAha.

[FREEDOM!]

Why did he leave?

[BlackCaptain]

Well he said that everyone hated him which is crazy cuz only the people at the [ignorant heathen] RP didn't like him. Iduno. I wish i knew...

[Lifeling]

This place is terribly short on fools... and scince hobbitts are terribly short There must be an excessive amount of hobbits around here... Lets Kill Them!

[FREEDOM!]

I have an idea, Someone shave a cat and post a picture of it.:D

[BlackCaptain]

Well, I guess he's back! He was just having a bad day I guess. This is a funny fool pic!:

http://www.mustrad.org.uk/graphics/fool.jpg

I crack up every time I see it!

[Lifeling]

Funny picture!

[FREEDOM!]

Anybody shave a cat yet?

[FREEDOM!]

Any body home?

[Wonko The Sane]

I've not shaved a cat.
But I watched a very foolish cat jump off a balcony yesterday. Luckily she landed in a bed of potting soil and didn't die. It was only one story, but she was still foolish.

[BlackCaptain]

Dudes... Jack@$$ The Movie is the greatest Fool's movie of ALL time. Watch it if ur old enough... It's hilarious

[Wonko The Sane]

I hate that movie. That and the show just sucks.

[FREEDOM!]

I haven't seen the movie but I want to, JackAss is one of the greatest shows ever!:D

[BranMuffin]

As for jack*** there is a fine line between foolishness and stupidity. If you get hurt its stupid. But still can be funny.

[Dragon]

umm, can I join? and is it ok if my sense of humor is way different from everyone elses?

I actually have a picture of me dressed up as a jester, face-paint n everything:D

[BranMuffin]

I had a friend who dressed up as a Jester, too. He looked funny and the outfit fit him in more ways than one.

[BlackCaptain]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
I hate that movie. That and the show just sucks.

I can see why you'd think that... It is pretty Immature... But mabey I only love it cuz I'm a guy... Iduno!:D :rolleyes:

[Wolfshead]

Hello miss, I would also like to join the guild of African banana smugglers. What do you mean, this is the guild of fools? Well, in the case, put me down for a subscription to your finest energy bars. Post haste, now, chop chop.

[Dragon]

craig, I'm afraid the guild of african banana smugglers is on the fourth floor, third door on your right:D

[BranMuffin]

Oh I thought they said second door under the light. That explains a lot now. Man I knew those things weren't really bananas they looked more like old cucumbers.

[Sador]

I have stumbled in here by mistake can any one show me where I can get an African Shaved Cat Banana?
The furry ones are too hard to peel.
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with gnu.

[BranMuffin]

Oh those, we keep those out back along with the Somalian pickled bat guano.

[Wolfshead]

Originally posted by Dragon
craig, I'm afraid the guild of african banana smugglers is on the fourth floor, third door on your right:D Oh, I'm so sorry. Is it over by the flying Harry Potter books?

[Wonko The Sane]

No. You're wrong!!

It's on the shelf next to the Norweigen Scaled-Dragon Tomatoes

[Dragon]

yes, the flying harry potter books are next to the obnoxious paint-sucking barbies

how do they organize this stuff, anyways?:confused: :confused: :confused:

[BranMuffin]

By the color of their toenails, if they have them...

[Wonko The Sane]

And if not by the relative size of their Adam's Apples.

[BlackCaptain]

And if they dont HAVE Adam's apples, the diameter in millimeters of they're glasses

[Wonko The Sane]

And if they don't have glasses either, the length, in inches and fractions of inches, by the size of their respective members.

[BranMuffin]

Clarify please... which respective members are we talking about here? Their earlobes(granted they have them) or their funny bones(everyone has those:rolleyes: )?

[celebdraug]

Can i join the guilid?

[Wolfshead]

I don't see why not?

But first you must stand on your head whilst juggling and whistle the star spangled banner. Then complete an assault course complete with crocodiles and politicians.

Psst... Just say you've done it. We'll believe you :)

[Nóm]

If I stand on his head while juggling and whistling can I join too!

If I end question with exclaimation marks will I be looked down upon!

I HOPE NOT?

[Wolfshead]

I don't see why not. And as the great Terry Pratchett once said, and I paraphrase, "excessive use of exlamation marks is a sure sign of a diseased mind".

Of course, that doesn't have any relevancy to what you've just asked, but doesn't that rather prove my point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;)