The Wild Boar! (OOC disscusions)

[Orclord1990]

Come and talk all about the things that have happend outside the tolkien forum.The place that is right in your naborhood and we want to know what you did OOC and NOW!!!Its a bar and disscusion place to,you can order drinks and we have speacial holidays too.


Only for people of the guild of dwarves!!
Do come all!
Jobs available
the owner-orclord1990

Its a gray colered in with a big bar and a big table for Big discusions.Its lighted well enough and this our open time and speacial gifts.



Open-4:00Pm to 10:00Pm
Gifts will be given on wensdays and we will let people buy shirts(IC Not real shirts in life)and accseries.

[Ruveriel]

ok so what are the jobs avaliable?

[The_Swordmaster]

So orclord what are you gonna do in Wild Boar. Will it be our OOC bar?

[YayGollum]

Yes, that's what it's supposed to be. I don't get why it has this title, but oh well.

[Orclord1990]

You can wait or be a cook,bartender.It will be our OOC place,and the name was made by another person.

[Orclord1990]

I have to go to walmart and get supplies for a project I have to do on the book I'm reading(sucks)I'm in the sixth grade,what about you?

[munchkin]

I thought I was supposed to make the OOC thread. Oh well...

[Orclord1990]

Does it madder?you can be second in charge if you want.When did you say that?

[Orclord1990]

Does anyone have hy speed internet?I do,its great and loads the web pages so fast.I love it!!:D

[The_Swordmaster]

Orclord you must calm down on having more then one post in a row. You did it twice in this thread alone. It's not me who doesn't like it, the mods aren't fans of it.

Well munchkin and orclord maybe you two can work together on this bar. Orclord when you make the opening post for the bar desribe the bar in the most detail as possible. Munchkin you can help himm out there and alao for ideas.

[Orclord1990]

Sorry about that,and I will give more detales(comepletly)See you later,I got to go.

[omnipotent_elf]

*walks in*
hey guys how r ya
has aule turned up yet?
love the name, how original
:p

[Orclord1990]

You came up with it so I did it for you.You are second in charge in this place to.

[omnipotent_elf]

i hate the fact the net has no sarcasm button........

by the way, i dont care if i get positions of power (ie second in command or something like that), all i want is to chat :p

[Orclord1990]

Cool,well i'm about to go to school 7:00

[Ruveriel]

hey you two do realize that you should be talking about the FORUM. not that other stuff. i'm not trying to do other peoples jobs but i just wanted to worn you.

[Orclord1990]

This is the OOC(out of character)bar

[The_Swordmaster]

OrcLord what are you doing in this thread right now.

Is it a bar. Is it a planning area for the bar. Or is it just spam.

[Orclord1990]

Its not spam!!! I was talking about what i was doing them days not just to get post but to have a conversation with someone cause we had no topic to talk about

[The_Swordmaster]

What is the point of this. Is it a bar?

[Orclord1990]

It is both a discusion place and a bar for people to have a drink when they need it.

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

Well your spelling could use some work as well...

No double posting, which is a form of spam. I see you have already been warned, and mods DO check every guild and every thread on TTF, so I'm only trying to give you fair warning is all...

[Orclord1990]

I alredy have gotten warned and I know now!!what do you want to talk about?

[The_Swordmaster]

Is that how you got your warning points.

Anyway Orclord you should make a post in this thread that gives the outline of what the Wild Boar looks like in detail. Also a good place for inspiratoin of what this bar should be like is The Limlight Lounge in the Guild of the Periaur. To see the opening post for there click here. (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7018) Be aware this bar is a little crazy.

[Orclord1990]

Is that beter,at the first post.What do you want to talk about.

[omnipotent_elf]

how about the nazi forum leaders?

nah, only kidding

how bout we just introduce ourselves, i'm owen (owe), 17 from australia.....

[Orclord1990]

I'm johnathan,12 from america,

[Ruveriel]

no kidding i am Olivia aka Liv and i would rather be called Liv from America. where in America do you live John? do u mind if i call you John?

[Orclord1990]

I live in north carolina,and I dont mind you calling me john.

[Ruveriel]

ok. then i will call you John. oh ya i am 14 1/2 years old. and i live in Michigan.

[Orclord1990]

Where in america are you?

[omnipotent_elf]

*feels left out*

[Orclord1990]

What about you too man,it was kind of a groupe qwestion.

[omnipotent_elf]

umm australia...

which is trueer then most american states
bloody john howard...

[Ruveriel]

i said in Michigan. where in australia do you live?

[Orclord1990]

What does that mean man?Are you making fun of the USA?

[omnipotent_elf]

New south wales, bouyt 2 hrs from sydney

and orclod, would i do that:rolleyes:

[Orclord1990]

I dont know you that well so I let you go because you did not make no since to me so I would have no case.Not literly court.

[omnipotent_elf]

wha?!?!?!?


sorry didnt get that

and i was just saying that australia is bush's 51st state, or something like that :p

[Orclord1990]

Ow,my bad:eek:


Omnipotent_elf
You are the winer of the wensday giveaway,you get 10 free drinks.

[omnipotent_elf]

"id like to thank my mom, my dad, and all those little people who made this possible"
*gives all out except two*
*skulls them*

[Orclord1990]

He hands him the ticket for the 10 drinks and goes and gets one,on the house man.

[Ruveriel]

oh jee thanks john;) i dont get anything? just kidding

[Aulë]

Owen! Stop dissing Australia! :mad:
grrrrr
*trying to look angry and mean*

Bah! the youth of the world these days.....
*grumble grumble gruble*
:rolleyes:

[Orclord1990]

I will make this stand,no telling jokes about coulture or anything like that.Dont make fun of a state,country,continent.Evarybody got that,good.

[The_Swordmaster]

"Ahh come on John we are all just joking here. Hey while your up can you get me a beer."

[Orclord1990]

He you go,he hands him the beer.Well I dont like people to get mad off the mean jokes.


Do you like that new rp thing,I dont but we need more room.

[Ruveriel]

hey can i get a pint of ale?

[omnipotent_elf]

*looks up at aule*
"sorry.....but it is true......"

"here, have a free beer :D"
*hands over pint*

[Orclord1990]

Hay guys,I'm back from the movies.That is cind of you to give her a free drink.

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

Well my name is Debec and I am originally from France though the name is French Canadian. I live in US now, so... :cool:

[The_Swordmaster]

"Vous pouvez parler Français?" I think that is how you say it.

Well anyway. "Hello Debec. Have pint on me. Hey why not have a round on me."

[Ruveriel]

Sounds good to me.

[Orclord1990]

No no no,The drinks are on the house.He hands out the drinks,hear you go.

[The_Swordmaster]

*grabs pint then chugs.* "Well that was good. John can you a Karaoke machine at this pub? Then we could have fun."

[Orclord1990]

Alright,He walks down the street to see what he could find and he came back with a big and fancy careoke machine.here we go he plugs it in.set it on the song you eant.

[The_Swordmaster]

OOOOC: orclord you might want to put these " " when you post what someone says. Btw OOOOC means out of out of charater.

OOC: *Grabs the microphone and plays the longest and the best song in the world. Led Zepplin's Stair Way to Heaven.*
*sings*

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

*Really long solo begins. The whole bar starts moshing and goes crazy. Really long solo ends.*
*Jumps on a table and sings.*

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

*falls off the table.*

[omnipotent_elf]

*enjoys his free beer*

*watches swordsman fall of table*

*picks up microphone*

"hey, i can do thatish"

*begins singing*

"Theresh a ladysh whosh shore all that glittersh iss.........*
*collapses in heap*

[Ruveriel]

OOC-Liv falls on the floor laughing so hard.

IC-that was great Swordmaster!!

[Orclord1990]

That was pretty good man,I never thought this thing would bring that much laugh to the bar.Good Job!

[The_Swordmaster]

*Wakes up on the floor to hear the whole bar yelling encore.* "Well I never thought I was popular. Well I am now." *grabs a pint and chugs it.*

[Ruveriel]

Yes you are popular now:)

[omnipotent_elf]

congradulations swordmaster
my apologies goes for my pityfull efforts tho....



anyways, whose next for careoke?

[The_Swordmaster]

This bar is now closed. If thier is still any interest in perserving the bar. Please start the bar here. (http://www.middle-earth-rpg.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=21)