The Guild of the Un-Gorgeous

[Wonko The Sane]

This is a guild for us un-gorgeous. (The word ugly is so harsh!! :D :rolleyes: )

Anyway, here are the rules:

You can't be gorgeous.
And you can't lie and tells us we're gorgeous...
Cos we're not.

Good rules.
:) I'll think of more later.

I'm Supreme Dictator For Life.
Rhiannon is First Tiger.

Is that it? Great. Let's get this started.

[YayGollum]

Oo! Sounds achingly cool to me! No ranks or titles for me, please. Also, shouldn't we be called beauty impared?

[Rhiannon]

Yay! *waves flag, accidentally knocking newspaper hat over one eye*

[Wonko The Sane]

I've scanned a picture of our official hat. :)

Or...well...MY hat. :)

It didn't turn out too well...my scanner's too good. It tried to read the newsprint. :rolleyes:

[Wonko The Sane]

Well...Beauty Impaired doesn't start with G so it doesn't sound as cool with the word Guild in front of it.

Anyway the titles are just titles.

They mean nothing.

TO HECK WITH RULES!!!

BEAUTILY IMPAIRED PEOPLE UNITE!!!

*tries to fix the picture of her paper hat to show the world*

[Wonko The Sane]

THE REALLY UGLY HAT FOR THE REALLY UGLY GUILD! :)

[YayGollum]

Ack! You know what I mean. At least I'd hoped you would. The guild of the beauty impared. oh well. Anyways, I gots nothing against you people's titles. I just don't want one for myself. No big deal. *hides from hats*

[Wonko The Sane]

*makes Yay a hat*

Here!
:D

ANYway, I think we should make a new song for our guild...

What do you suggest?

[Rhiannon]

Great hat, Wonks! A song, a song...mm....I'll think of something.

[YayGollum]

I would like to graciously decline the honor of owning this hat, crazy lady. Too scary. They steal moisture from my head. *hides* Anyways, why do we need a song? Ick. oh well. Why not just rant about how evil the beautiful people are?

[Wonko The Sane]

Hey...that could BE our song!!!

Like...I can rant about how Snaga saw my new guild and told me I couldn't make it or have it or be in it and I ran away and told him he was wrong.

Stupid orc. *growls*

He's wrong.

[Rhiannon]

(I can't make my paper hat work)

[Wonko The Sane]

Why not? Need instructions?!
:D

[The-Elf-Herself]

Nice idea. This what you were talking about eh? Yes, I think beauty impaired works nicely. No hats for me, always fall off my very large head. :rolleyes:

[Wonko The Sane]

I have a large head as well. :) That's why the hats stay on. :)

[Talierin]

:eek: :eek: :eek: but, but, macaddict is supreme dictator and I'm first tiger! Not of this guild, but :eek: ! stealing our names! :eek:

[Rhiannon]

Why not? Need instructions?!

Yes! I can't find the right Curious George book *sulks*

[Wonko The Sane]

Tal...since you stole it from Calvin and Hobbes in the first place I'd say it's fair game.

:D

Anyway, it's not like we got the idea from you! :) It IS a fairly widely beloved comic strip! :D

Anyway yeah. :)

Rhiannon:

Take one full sheet of newspaper.

Fold it in half at the crease.

Turn it so the crease is on top.

From the two top corners fold down until they meet at the middle.

Fold or roll the bottom edges up on both sides.

Open and voila! :)

[Talierin]

heehee, I know, just bugging you ;)

Anyways, I could be tempted to join you, but macaddict says I don't belong here, heheheh, so I won't

[YayGollum]

Who's this macaddict person anyways? Am I just an evilly self-centered and out of touch type person? sorry about that. *hides*

[Rhiannon]

Ah-HA! And Rhian emerges victorious from a brief battle with the Sunday Comics! Thanks, Wonks!

[Rhiannon]

...and Hurrah! Mom's camera was at the end of the roll, so I have photographed my Un-Gorgeous self in my Un-Gorgeous hat, and will hopefully have the pic soon (and I am particularly un-gorgeous at the moment- I'm in my pajamas and I haven't brushed my hair at all today, and it's been 24hrs since my last shower).

[CelebrianTiwele]

ohhhhhhhhhh can i join. i need to find a pic so ppl can see how ugly I am!!! ::goes to find newspaper:: i have v. pretty friends ::pouts:: not fair!!! teehee

[Rhiannon]

*waves* 's fine by me!

Ffft, I can't find the thingy where you can get an avatar. They should put these kinds of things in obvious places. Shouldn't it be on the Change Profile place?

[CelebrianTiwele]

no its in options. just to confuse u Rhian ;)

[Rhiannon]

...but I thought I looked in Options...sheesh...

[Talierin]

It's at the bottom of Options, dearie ;)


macaddict is my boyfriend, yay :D

[Rhiannon]

*mutters to self about crazy organization and goes to find suitable pic*

[CelebrianTiwele]

hehe. I know how you feel. tis all muddled up!

[YayGollum]

Here. ---> http://www.thetolkienforum.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=106885 I think you can find which one I am. The rest is my insane family, but I think that crazy looking guy with my big sister will be divorced by her soon. Too bad. I think he was the best she's run into so far. Anyways, got it. Someone named macaddict is this lady's boyfriend. Ick. Don't you know that love is bad? :eek:

[Rhiannon]

Such lovely, shiny black hair, YayGollum ;)

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Talierin
heehee, I know, just bugging you ;)

Anyways, I could be tempted to join you, but macaddict says I don't belong here, heheheh, so I won't

What do boyfriends know? Snaga says I shouldn't be here either, but do I listen?

NO!!! :) ;) Join if you want to! :D
We'd love to have you! Hehe. In keeping with your avvie you could be our "Top Scarer"(Because there are no Calvin and Hobbes titles left) and run around screaming 2319! a lot! :)

Love isn't bad! And Tal and Mac make a cute couple! :) They're all personality-some.

*makes up words*

I like your sister's shirt. (That's EmeraldTook right?)

Anyway, YAY!!!
:) That's Chryssy right? *Grins*

Yay!

*dances* I should take a picture of me in my hat too...but I have no film. :(

I should take it now. I have no makeup on. EEK.

Then you can see the real me. *hides*

[YayGollum]

*hugs his long and luxurious hair* Yes, I know. It's so much better now. Whoops! Nevermind. Yes, I think I know the shirt you're talking about. It is on the evil person called EmeraldTook. Ick. She's evil. Also, sure, yes, the lady called chrysophalax is in there, too. My evil older sister was a member here, too. Nildadari, but she hardly ever showed up. oh well. Anyways, Ick. Love is definitely bad. It's one of my most favoritest things to debate about.

[Wonko The Sane]

I know.

All your sisters were on my buddy list at one point or another.

Even the one in Japan. (That is ALL your sisters right?)

I like Emerald's shirt. :)

And I like your mum. :)

And I like your hair and the evil pillow taker Mr. Perkins.
:)

I like your family.

Can I meet them?

PS- How can you hug your hair?

[YayGollum]

Yes, that's all my sisters. Ick. They're evil. The younger one is worse, though. *hides*

Yes, I can see why you might like her shirt. I have no idea why she even has the thing. She's American. I was there. I know. oh well.

Of course you like my hair.

I should get a picture of our other cat. She's pure evil. Perkins is pretty much a cat with the brain of a dog.

Sure, you can meet us. When will that plan where you get superly and achingly rich start to work?

Anyways, you can hug your hair if it's really long. I should take another picture sometime.

[CelebrianTiwele]

yay, isn't your dad chrysophalax? and why isn't he in the pic? must be much fun having a fam that likes LOTR and doesn't tease u about it. mine does. cept my bro. I'd tell him to join but he'd eventully rat on me. grrrr. i think i deserve the title of 'Most Dysfuntional Family'. lol. my dads been married 3 times. :rolleyes: my uncle 4. any way..... i have a cat! his name's ewok (my 6-year old step bro named him just after he saw star wars) hes a pretty cat. my only man ::lonely sigh:: teehee

[YayGollum]

No, chrysophalax is my evil mom lady. She's in the picture. Anyways, sure, I guess it's fun having a family that likes LOTR. But then, my evil father told me the juiciest parts of the books before I could read them. Like Gandalf dying and coming back and Gollum saving the day in the end and little things like that. That's probably why I like Gollum so much now. oh well. Cool name for a cat, but I hope it's long haired.

[Wonko The Sane]

Chrys plays two characters Celebrian...she's Magnus the boy dragon, and Chrys is the girl dragon.

But Chrys herself is a woman and Yay's mum. :)

Hehe.

:)

And Yay for cats! :) The plan for me getting achingly rich will start to work when I get a job. ;)

[Wonko The Sane]

Yay, are those REAL monkeys on your shoulders?!

[Rhiannon]

But then, my evil father told me the juicist parts of the books before I could read them. Like Gandalf dying and coming back and Gollum saving the day in the end and little things like that.

Hee. Bad him! My dad didn't give away the ending, but I can't remember ever not knowing what happened because he's been reading it to me since I was six. That's why I'm so warped.

What is one of your sisters doing in Japan? Where is she? I lived near Tokyo for three years *misses Japanese mountains* Does she like it?

I have cats! Sabriel the black mama-cat, and her kittens. Only two kittens now...*sniff*... Morwen and Gawain/Macho Man.

[YayGollum]

Ack! Crazy Wonko lady! My evil mom lady has way more than two RPG characters. Not just dragons. I think she had six or seven the last time I counted. oh well.

Anyways, no, those are not monkeys. They're the superly cool little dragons and griffins we bought at this thing in Atlanta called a Renaissance Festival. They're very fun to walk around in malls with. There are little cords you hide in your hands that make the heads move. Very cool. oh well.

Also, I have no idea if my evil older sister is still in Japan. Haven't heard from her in a while. She was in some little Marine base over there, but I think she moved to some place she couldn't tell us about. oh well.

[Rhiannon]

Anyways, no, those are not monkeys. They're the superly cool little dragons and griffins we bought at this thing in Atlanta called a Renaissance Festival. They're very fun to walk around in malls with. There are little cords you hide in your hands that make the heads move. Very cool. oh well.

Ooh, I've seen those (I've only been to one Ren Fest and it was small, but I know I'm in love). Much fun.

Some little Marine base...mm, that could be a couple of different things. She wasn't at Yokota, then.

[YayGollum]

Oh, yeah. Ren Fests are all kinds of fun. Very good food. :D We used to have turtle races, but the superly cool guy that did them retired. oh well. There's always the jousts and opportunities for crazy pictures. Anyways, no, it wasn't that Yokota place. I'd know the name if I saw it.

[The-Elf-Herself]

Yeah, I've heard they're great. I was going to go down to the Atlanta one, I have relatives there, but now due to certain inescapable things I can't. It stinks because I was planning on going in costume.

[Rhiannon]

If only I'd known about this Atlanta one when I lived in Georgia...there's a big annual one in Texas called Scarborough Faire that's only an hour away from my grandmother's, and I want to go with my friend for her birthday, but it's looking doubtful *sigh* I was going to go in costume, too.

YayGollum, was it Sasebo? Kadena? Yokohama?

[YayGollum]

Yes, it was that Yokohama one. Anyways, sorry you people couldn't go to Ren Fests. They are achingly cool. I should stop talking about them. We always went in costume, but I'd only wear those little devil horns in the picture since pretty much everything they sold there was too uncomfortable for me. *sniff*

[Rhiannon]

Ah-HA! Yokohama is actually a naval base, but they don't have marine bases, not that I know of, anyway.

And yes, you should stop talking about Ren Fests. It's depressing and stuff.

[CelebrianTiwele]

::wonders if she has finally lost her mind:: isn't ur dad a member yay? ur mom plays meneldur in ingorant heathen, but i'm pretty sure thats dead now... calime's parents are stupid and jericho is being aloof :D JK!!! but ya.

[YayGollum]

Got it. The Yokohama place is Navy. I don't know. I'm just crazy. I just knew the name. Nothing about it.

Anyways, no, my evil father is not a member. That I know of. :eek: No, we wouldn't tell him about this place. He's too evil. I like saying that I owe Tolkien a life debt. If it wasn't for him, my evil mom lady and evil father wouldn't have been interested in each other at all. Lucky for me, they stayed together long enough for me to come along. :rolleyes:

Anyways, do what? That ignorant heathen thing is dying? No hope of survival? Too sad! That thing was cool. What's going on with that Jericho person? *sniff*

[CelebrianTiwele]

yes, very sad about the ignorant heathen. my first real RP... I MADE A PAPER HAT!!! i showed my evil stepcousin. she thinks i'm wierd. she has always thot i was wierd. who cares :D not me!!!! i shall post a pic of my ugly self if i can figure it out.

[Rhiannon]

Originally posted by CelebrianTiwele
yes, very sad about the ignorant heathen. my first real RP... I MADE A PAPER HAT!!! i showed my evil stepcousin. she thinks i'm wierd. she has always thot i was wierd. who cares :D not me!!!! i shall post a pic of my ugly self if i can figure it out.

Yay! Great hat!

I won't get my hat picture back until Thursday...Don't everyone hold your breath.

[Rhiannon]

Here she is, folks- Rhiannon, First Tiger!

[Wonko The Sane]

Yay!!! Your hat says First Tiger and Guild of the Un-Gorgeous on it!!

YAY!!! YAY!!!! :) *dances*

My guild is great! We should get guild space! :D

I don't have a picture of me in a hat. :( My daddy threw it away.

[CelebrianTiwele]

::has now made 6 paper hats:: get another one wonks!!! ya we should get guild space!!! that would be so cool!!!

[Wonko The Sane]

We have to be serious and have purpose to get guild space.

I have an ugly picture of myself not suitable for forum viewing because it's so ugly.

Who wants to see it?

[Wonko The Sane]

Right now I think we should talk about how much I suck.

Conversation commence.

[YayGollum]

Okay. You suck because you're negatively self-centered. I'm self-centered, but not in a negative way. You're always talking about not being good enough. Ick. Too sickening. Become care-free. No offense. You asked. *hides*

[Rhiannon]

Care free is good. The man has a point, Wonks dear.

[Wonko The Sane]

You're right...I am self-centered.
That's too bad.
Man I suck.

And Care-Free isn't a state of mind, or even a lifestyle.

It's a brand of Chewing Gum.

[YayGollum]

It is? Anyways, does it really matter how you look at care-freeness? If you don't understand what I mean, I don't mind explaining. :eek:

[CelebrianTiwele]

i like gum. go juicy fruit!!! hey, i got an idea. lets list all of our self-confessed problems. I'm: anorexic, an overacheiver, a perfectionist, way too nice (trust me its a bad thing), depressed... i'll come up with more later. btw- just had to revive the guild. its too good to end! hehe

[YayGollum]

I'm not a fan of gum. sorry about that. Anyways, hm. Self-confessed problems? Well, I have no problem with my problems, but I can see why they might be problematic for others. oh well. Let me see here. I am naturally averse to having anything to do with most popular things. I am too achingly stubborn for my own good and it's hard for me to resist tossing my crazy views at everyone every chance I get. I can probably come up with more stuff later.

[Rhiannon]

I don't like gum much either, on account of 4 years of braces beat it out of me.

Self confessed problems, oh boy!

I am: Selfish, very. Loud and opinionated with not enough respect for other peoples opinions. Annoying. Bad tempered. Overly sensitive. Stubborn to a fault. I lack self-control and self- discipline, and I procrastinate badly and have a tendency not to pull through on things.

[CelebrianTiwele]

i have no problem w/ my problems either and normally they don't affect other ppl. but my best friend is alway like, "Why don't you eat? Don't do that homework now, its not due for 2 days. If you made more than a 95 on that report i'm going to hit you!" ::sighs:: rite now i am struggling over english. I DON'T CARE WHAT THE IMAGERY ON ACHILLEUS' SHEILD MEANS!!!!! and ex of my english teacher: "phsycoanalyze god and the reason he created the universe. write a 12 page report on it in 15 minutes starting now" haha not really but u get the idea

[CelebrianTiwele]

the main reason i like gum is b/c it cuts hunger.

[YayGollum]

Okay, why don't you eat? What's so bad about examining the images on Achilles' shield? I thought it was fun. oh well. That last thing was crazy, though. Anyways, Yay for self-centered people! *holds up a mirror to fix his beautiful hair* :rolleyes:

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Rhiannon

I am: Selfish, very. Loud and opinionated with not enough respect for other peoples opinions. Annoying. Bad tempered. Overly sensitive. Stubborn to a fault. I lack self-control and self- discipline, and I procrastinate badly and have a tendency not to pull through on things.

Me too...completely....

And I'm just...well...annoying. And way too demanding.

[CelebrianTiwele]

Originally posted by YayGollum
Okay, why don't you eat? What's so bad about examining the images on Achilles' shield? I thought it was fun. oh well. That last thing was crazy, though. Anyways, Yay for self-centered people! *holds up a mirror to fix his beautiful hair* :rolleyes: I don't eat because I am fat and don't exercise. I want to be an actress=I have to be thin. mite as well start now. I really enjoy the Iliad. But I would rather read it and appreciate it for its beauty than pick it apart, besides, the test won't be anything like the review sheet she gave us. It will be totally objective. Like all her tests. the last one i made a C on. it killed my grade. (when i say killed i mean i made a 87 average. told u i was an overachiever. hehe :rolleyes: )

[YayGollum]

I agree wholeheartedly with the Wonko The Sane person's idea of herself! She should cut it out! oh well. Since when do you have to be thin to be an actress? That's just craziness! Anyways, sure, Yay for not picking apart The Iliad! sorry if it seemed that I liked doing that. I just love the description of that shield. Yay Hephaestus!

[Rhiannon]

I personally object strongly to the very very thin actress ideal. Ick. They all look sick. Not attractive at all.

I'm very emotionally demanding- I always want attention, and it has to be the right kind of attention, etc etc etc. It's all about me.

[Wonko The Sane]

Me too, Rhia. I am too loud, and obnoxious, and I have to be the center of attention...

Or at least that's how I view myself. My father and boyfriend say I'm not like this at all...but I really disagree. I can't see it any other way.

And Yay, I WANT to change. I want to stop being this way, but it's like trying to change my hair color by willing it and squinting real hard. It doesn't work...:( I've not been able to change.

And I'm so loud and annoying I hate it.

We should get Guild Space. We can be: The Guild of the Un-Gorgeous

And our description can be:

A guild for REAL people.

Because let's face it...we're real. We're not the perfect ideals of anything that so many other people pretend to be or are seen on TV.

[CelebrianTiwele]

Since when do you have to be thin to be an actress? well if ur a stage actress i guess u don't have to be. but if your a screen actress you do unless your unbelievably talented. and i'm not. i luv attention. another reason i want to be an actress outside of luving acting. all that attention!!! and it will be really fun at my high school reunion to shove it in the face of all the preps that i am an actress. hehe. wow i'm so mean. oh well.
I personally object strongly to the very very thin actress ideal. Ick. They all look sick. Not attractive at all. i will prob never reach below 100. my butt feeds me. gah.

[Wonko The Sane]

How much do you weigh now? And how tall are you?

If you don't mind my asking, finding out how tall and how much you weigh will help you find a target weight without you having to undereat.

[CelebrianTiwele]

I am 5'2 and wiegh 120.

[Rhiannon]

Well sheesh. I'm 5'7" and 220.

[YayGollum]

I don't know my weight and height. oh well. I'd have to grab a ruler to find out how tall you people really are. I can't picture the the heights or lengths of things. *sniff* Weighing 120 isn't a lot, though, is it? oh well. Anyways, Yikes, crazy Wonko The Sane person, how is it hard to hold back annoyanceness? If you feel it coming, clamp both hands over your mouth. Easy. Also, can't the guild of the beauty impared just be a subguild of the guild of Outcasts? :eek:

[Wonko The Sane]

Um...I don't think so no.

This is different. It's not just that we're outcasted, it's that unnatractive people, overweight people, etc. are overlooked in our society. And it's not fair damnit.

My friend and I once went in for the same job. We were interviewing one right after the other. I was more qualified. I went in first. He seemed very impressed.

Then she went in. She's tall...about 5'10, very thin, and gorgeous. She's not smart though, and had no work experience.

She said the guy really liked her.

She got the job.

SEE!!! UNFAIR!!!!!!!

[YayGollum]

You're still Outcasts. You're just more specific. oh well. That's okay. *sniff* I can manage alone. *bawls* :rolleyes:

[Wonko The Sane]

I want my own guild so that people can be like, "Blah blah blah" and I can be, "Because I have my own guild"

Or maybe I just want to talk about how dumb I am.


Probably the latter.

[YayGollum]

Okay. I don't get either of those explanations. oh well. What does intelligence have to do with beauty? sorry for the confusion.

[Wonko The Sane]

Nothing. I just like to use this guild to talk about my shortcomings.
There are many.
That's why this guild will NEVER run out of topics.

[YayGollum]

Uh, huh. I still don't get how it's anything more than a more specific guild of Outcasts. Please explain. sorry for the confusion. It's not a huge deal. *hides*

[Raithnait]

I asked Rhian before if I could join and she said after I chopped off all my hair(I was going to anyways... and she was upset about it) But I no longer think of myself as un-gorgeous since having cut/highlighted my hair... oh well...*goes back to the GOO to hang out*

[YayGollum]

You crazy. Long hair = beautiful. oh well. Why ask for permission to join anyways? just show up.

[Rhiannon]

And Rai had the most gorgeous long hair...*sigh*

Is it just me, or does Yay have a serious hair obsession?

[YayGollum]

Yes, he does. I've asked him about it. He seems to think that everyone should just let their hair act superly naturally and that people should be happy with what they have. Pretty silly, huh? :rolleyes:

[Rhiannon]

I let my hair go natural. *eyes it* That doesn't make it look better, though.

[YayGollum]

Better than what? What it could be if you messed with it? That's just craziness. You should be happy with what you have. oh well. *hides* Isn't that kind of what this thread is about?

[Wonko The Sane]

Actually this thread is more about NOT being happy with what you have. :(

I've posted pix of me with makeup and things on...

Maybe I should post a non-makeup picture so everyone can see how yucky I look? :(

*is afraid*

Maybe...if you people promise not to last I'll post it.

For now, this is a picture of me looking ugly WITH makeup.
This is when Snaga and I went to an Italian restaurant in Bath.
I put a thing of sugar in my mouth and shook the packet around with my teeth. :D

[Rhiannon]

....well, I suppose I've done weirder things....

Yes, post! We won't laugh.

[CelebrianTiwele]

that is one wierd sugar packet... its green

[Wonko The Sane]

It's got brown sugar in it.

I've never seen one like it either....

ANYway...the evil pic of me. :( This is when I was sick when Snaga was visiting.
He made me a nest on the bed because I had chills. See I'm wearing my coat even! Anyway...he piled the blankets around me to keep me warm.
He's so nice.
:( But this is me with no makeup. :(
*hates this picture*
I'm taking it down after all the Un-Gorgeous have seen it.

[YayGollum]

I don't see a huge difference between the two pictures. You need to get a personality transplant or something. Ick. Nasssty low self-esteem! Anyways, if this place is not for being happy with what we have and banding together to say things like ---> "Argh! We are ugly! You got something to say about it?" Or is it just for people with low self-esteem to wallow in nassstiness like that and have people show up and pretend to be sympathetic? just wondering. I kind of thought that helping people was more useful. Silly idea, huh? :rolleyes:

[Wonko The Sane]

This is just a place where I can be my ugly self and not have to worry what "The Beautiful People" think.

Anyway, if you can't see a huge difference between me with makeup and me without...I'm going to go cry my eyes out.
Cos if I look that bad all the time...I have no will to stay smiling.

[Rhiannon]

Really, Wonks, you don't look bad in the picture at all! You have very good bone structure- you have got cheekbones, and your nose is a good shape- your hair looks dirty, but if you were sick and in bed, that kind of makes sense. And you skin isn't blotchy or spotty or particularly evil that I can see from the picture.

(and aw! Sweet Snaga!)

[Lossengondiel]

Yeah! A place for people just like me!

Can I join the Guild of unbeautious, beauriful-ly impared people please?

[CelebrianTiwele]

:: points to the much beautifuller that previously thought wonks::
:D ask her

[YayGollum]

I still don't get the huge difference between the two guilds. You're just more specific. Anyways, I have no wallowing to do. I'm happy with what I have. Bad idea?

[CelebrianTiwele]

heya! possibly the best pic in existence of me!!!! i never ever look like this. ever... my pic (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=318084)

[YayGollum]

We're supposed to guess which one you are? :confused:

[CelebrianTiwele]

Oh, sorry! i labeled it in the foto album. I'm in the middle w/ my best friend on the left and a friend from school on the rite. Calime silvana is sitting next to her, but you can only see her sleave...

[Rhiannon]

Mm...Celebrian, dear, we might just have to kick you out of here.

[CelebrianTiwele]

nope! you can't get rid of me that easily!!! your stuck w/ me!!!!! ;)

[BranMuffin]

This is just the type of place where I belong. Proof is in the recent posts in the photo-album thread by Macaddict.

[CelebrianTiwele]

where did wonks go? and rhian? and yay?

[Celebthôl]

oh oh oh, can i join pwease pwease pwease :D:D:D

[Burb]

im gorgous so i guess i cant join.

:mad:




:D

[Rhiannon]

Hi, Thol!

And sorry, Burb, I'm afraid we can't all be un-gorgeous.

[Celebthôl]

YAY!! im in :)

[CelebrianTiwele]

hey, rhian! where did wonks go? I haven't seen her around lately ::conviniently forgets some ppl have lives beyond the computer::

[Rhiannon]

She's working, I think, and it's keeping her busy- she also has a wedding to plan, remember ;)

[Annushka]

I don`t think I`m ugly. Actually I think I`m quite all right. Not perfect of course. But anyway people never forget me once they`ve seen me. Not because I`m gorgeous but because I just happen to be very special.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Does this make impossible for me to join you? I`ve seen some of you and you are far from being UN-Gorgeous:) So it will be not fair to kick me out just because I`m happy with my looks:D

[Rhiannon]

Oh, you can come :D Being un-gorgeous does not be unhappy with our looks, just disgusted with overly obsessed icky gorgeous people.

[Annushka]

Thank you, thank you:):) I`m definately disgusted with these people. They`re so miserable and shallow!!!. Though if you ask them they`re not. And they`re sure that they can make others feel bad about themselves. I`ll be happy to make fun of them as much as I can:D:D

[BranMuffin]

So this is a guild to make fun of the un-gorgeous? Or was that aimed towards the people that wallow in self-pity because of their looks. I believe that I am un-gorgeous(handsome, whatever) so may I become one with the rest of the un-gorgeous. By the way what do we do in this guild?

[Annushka]

I think I messed up and it`s not for making fun of anybody:o :confused: I joined it 10minutes ago and can`t really explain what do we do here. Let`s wait till others show up, OK:)

[YayGollum]

Well, from what this Wonko The Sane person has to offer, it looks like a place to wallow in self pity, but oh well. I like to think of it as a type of guild of Outcasts. For people to come together to talk about how cool they are even though they're not the most popular types around.

[Dragon]

ummm, I have one friend that tells me I'm gorgeous, but I dont believe her, no one else tells me anything about my looks, so I really don't know, 'cause my friend that tells me I'm gorgeous is also delusional:rolleyes:

but, I do hate obsessively gorgeous people (not allgorgeous people, just the vain, rude ones)

is this the guild 4 me?

[CelebrianTiwele]

sure! i don't hate obsessively gorgeous ppl, i just find them very rare... most celebrities probably look awful without all that makeup and stuff, and i shall be one of them!!!! mwahahaha!!!!

[Dragon]

hmmm.... when I say obsessively gorgeous, I mean the people who r vain, and mean about how much better they look than everybody else w/o even gotting to know n e 1 unless they r pretty:(

[CelebrianTiwele]

oh, ya those ppl drive me insane. i have noticed they often have low IQs... :rolleyes:

[BranMuffin]

That's cause they spend all their money trying to make themselves look better or at least remain the same rather than on an education.

[Dragon]

wow....that makes enormous amounts of sense.....:D :D :D

[BranMuffin]

Doesn't it though? Yeah if you listen long enough to me you'll have tons of useless knowledge and philosophies on things that don't matter but make sense.

[CelebrianTiwele]

thats valuable... ;) :D

[Dragon]

yeah, I already have lots of that stuff, but more is always helpful:D :rolleyes:

[CelebrianTiwele]

so... un-gorgeous ppl... that's us... is it just me or is brad pitt over-rated...? and over-hairy?

[Dragon]

it's not just u. I agree.

[Rhiannon]

Yeah, it's not just you. Ick.

[BranMuffin]

Brad Pitt....yeah waaaayyyy over rated. What's wrong with hairiness though?

[Rhiannon]

Well, he's not hairy in a good way.

[BranMuffin]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Well, he's not hairy in a good way.

I didn't know there was a good and bad way to be hairy. What is the definition of each?

[Rhiannon]

Well, good hairy (on guys) = long hair, clean and neat, preferably thick, manly facial hair, also clean and neat, also preferably thick, or sexy stubble. Bad hairy (on guys) = sparse facial looking like grown out pig bristles, unkempt long hair.

[BranMuffin]

Ooooohh oops I thought you all were talking about body hair not head hair. Speaking of which I need a hair cut, I've gone to the barber for three weeks now and every time I go I'm five minutes too late. I have too much stuff to do during the day...

[Dragon]

well, find somewhere u don't have 2 make an appointment and b on time!

rhi......I am at a loss 4 words...how...???....what....??? ugh!.....???:confused:

[BranMuffin]

Ha ha, I got it cut a couple hours ago(during lunch break).
What's wrong with Rhi's post?

[Dragon]

it, um....it- um.....weird.....:o :eek:

[Rhiannon]

I have very strong ideas about masculine scalp and facial hair, that's all.

[BranMuffin]

Right, so my afternoon shadow and recent hair-cut(its short) would bother you?

[spirit]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Bad hairy (on guys) = sparse facial looking like grown out pig bristles, unkempt long hair. hehe! i agree!:D

[Rhiannon]

Short hair wouldn't bug me, I don't think, but I do like longer hair. As long as it's clean. Afternoon shadows, though- they drive me nuts.

[BranMuffin]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Short hair wouldn't bug me, I don't think, but I do like longer hair. As long as it's clean. Afternoon shadows, though- they drive me nuts.

Is that nuts in a good way or in a bad way? j/k
I can't help it if my facial hair grows fast.

[Rhiannon]

Nuts in a bad way :eek: Stubble has to reach a certain length before it's sexy ;)

[BranMuffin]

How long 1/4", 1/2", 1", 4", 1', 3'....I've had my Goatee about 4" long before but had to cut it for an interview, now it stays short(about 1/2"). My burns are usually kept around 1/4" had those out to about 1-1/2" long but realized it looked stupid.

[Rhiannon]

My burns are usually kept around 1/4" had those out to about 1-1/2" long but realized it looked stupid.

Yeah. Side burns are not sexy </Rhiannon's profound statement for the day>


Mm...Stubble probably needs to be between 1/4" and 1/2" It depends on how thick the facial hair is.

[Dragon]

yes, rhi, very profound. ~*applauds*~

I think u possibly have too much time 2 calculate teh sexyness of different lengths of hair of different thicknesses, on different faces and such and such.wackiness:rolleyes: :eek:

[Rhiannon]

I just think about these things. It's the costume mistress part of my multiple personalities.

[spirit]

My burns are usually kept around 1/4" had those out to about 1-1/2" long but realized it looked stupid. hehe! i dont relly like too ling hair! i love hair that ir spiked up a little...:p

[Dragon]

I have nothing 2 say 2 that, but it seems I am posting anyways. stupid ppl aren't emailing me, and are forcing me to post where I shouldn't! grr.:mad:

[BranMuffin]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Yeah. Side burns are not sexy </Rhiannon's profound statement for the day>


Mm...Stubble probably needs to be between 1/4" and 1/2" It depends on how thick the facial hair is.

Oh but sideburns are sexy and you just don't realize it yet...
That stubble might as well be a beard...it is a beard. Unless you are talking about on the neck too.

What about Goatees?

I have nothing 2 say 2 that, but it seems I am posting anyways. stupid ppl aren't emailing me, and are forcing me to post where I shouldn't! grr.

You want to get e-mailed? Why? Where are you posting where you shouldn't?

[Dragon]

ummm....I am posting here when I have nothing of any worth 2 say, and I am waiting 4 an e-mail from a certain person....:o

[Rhiannon]

Rhian does not particularly like sideburns. That is all. A beard is at least an inch, otherwise it's still stubble. Goatees are good. And hair on the neck is bad in general.

[BranMuffin]

Originally posted by Dragon
ummm....I am posting here when I have nothing of any worth 2 say, and I am waiting 4 an e-mail from a certain person....:o

Who might that certain person be?

Hair on the neck is bad in general.

We can't help that it grows there.

[Dragon]

lol, ok, ur disturbing me now... actually, I was waiting 4 2 ppl,. but they both e-mailed me, it was my friend michael (who ditched me at the last minute) and my friend steven(....who I just wanted 2 hear from)

[BranMuffin]

Oh sorry. *hangs a "Do not disturb" sign on Dragon's nose and quietly walks away*

[Dragon]

not the nose!!!!!

~*hangs it on her tail*~

there, much better

~*curls up and goes 2 sleep*~

[CelebrianTiwele]

I didn't know there was a good and bad way to be hairy. What is the definition of each?
brad pitt is hairy in a bad way
hugh jackman is hairy in a good way :D

Yeah. Side burns are not sexy </Rhiannon's profound statement for the day> i beg to differ, well, in one instance anyway...
sideburns are sexy!!! (http://www.hughjackman.us/Hugh_Jackman_09.jpg.htm)

did you know every inch of hair in that movie was his! non of it was cosmetic, although he is getting extensions for Van Helsing... i'll shutup about my latest obsession now... :p :D

[Rhiannon]

Oooooh, yes, Hugh Jackman. Hubba hubba ;)

Okay, so there's an exception to the sideburns rule.

[spirit]

Originally posted by Dragon
ummm....I am posting here when I have nothing of any worth 2 say, and I am waiting 4 an e-mail from a certain person....:o WHO?

[BranMuffin]

My sideburns were about that long but didn't come down that far. They aren't black hair either they are red.:o I guess I have too much Scottish blood in me.

[spirit]

red? did you dye it or is it naturally red?

[Dragon]

hmm.... hugh jackman... the sideburns are not sexy, he is sexy in spite of his sideburns? I'm sorry, but I reeallllly don't like sideburns bran. at all.

[BranMuffin]

Originally posted by spirit
red? did you dye it or is it naturally red?

It's naturally red, so is my goatee....

I'm sorry, but I reeallllly don't like sideburns bran. at all.

Oh well, that's your(and Rhi's) perogative. I think I look better with them rather than without. Maybe I should start a thread "The many facial-hair styles of BranMuffin".... maybe not.

[Dragon]

heh, maybe, I saw those pics ppl made of u...that would b a fun thread....:D :D :D

[Helcaraxë]

My hair used to be naturally red.....but it turned to more of a reddish brown. I'm ugly because my face is all blotchy with dry red skin. My ears are realllllllllllly red. Anyhoo.....

[Dragon]

heh, my hair used 2 b orange, ya know, strawberry blonde? but since it was such a light shade, the sun bleached it out and now it's a sort of golden-ish color that I've never seen on anyone else... I also have darker streaks of hair here and there that prove 2 disbeleiver that I was at one time a "redhead" (also known as hotheads:D :D :D )

[spirit]

i just got plain black hair...
:rolleyes:

[Rhiannon]

I was born with black hair- when I turned two it was flaxen blonde- when I turned 4 it was golden brown- when I turned 9 it was like brown- and now it is just mousey brown.

bleh.

[BranMuffin]

The hair on top of my head is dirty blond, but every summer gets really blond due to sun exposure. And yet my facial hair is red...

[CelebrianTiwele]

i have dirty blonde hair. it gets lighter in the summer tho. last summer, me and my mom got bored and started playing with this bleach stuff we use for my bro's hair and we put one blonde streak rite in front on either side. my bro told me afterwards i looked like rogue. lol. i like it, it helps me keep track of how much my hair is growing, and u can't really see it anymore... my hair's only grown about 4 inches since last summer. blah :p anyway... Dragon, ANYTHING IS SEXY ON HUGH!!!!! as is nothing at all... ;) ;) ;) ::tries to keep dirty thoughts out of head ::

[Talierin]

I have brown hair that gets reddish streaks in the summer.. I dyed it a red-er tint awhile back though, so that's growing out now

[Dragon]

that's......... intersting, rhi. kinda cool

I like black hair... I have a friend who tells me I can't b ashamed of being blonde, and I either say "I'm not blonde!!!!" or "yes I can!!!"

heh, that's weird bran... really weird...:rolleyes: :D

[spirit]

and your mate is right, you have noffin to be ashamed of! lots of people have blonde hair.

[Annushka]

Besides, as far as I know, the number of natural blondes is getting less and less.

And Bran, that's quite interesting. My friend has blonde hair and red eye-brows, too. Very strange but interesting combination:)

[spirit]

yea, that a very weird combination. s/he bobably dyed it?

[Annushka]

No she doesn`t! That's what's amazing. It's her natural color.

[spirit]

lol! does it look really odd?

[Annushka]

Well, not THAT odd. The eye-brows aren`t very bright. But it makes her face very unique. That's what counts, right?

[spirit]

its not THAT odd? lol! yea i guess, is ur mate on the ttf too? got a photo?

[Annushka]

No, she's not. I have her photo, but I'm afraid the color won't be seen on it. Anyway, it`ll take some time to post it here. I'll have to scan it first.

[spirit]

alrite. but will she mind if you post it here?
g2g

[Annushka]

I don`t think so. She`ll love the idea that many many people from around the world will see her pretty little face:D:D

[spirit]

kewl. well, if she has no problem then go ahead and post it. take you time.:D

[BranMuffin]

Originally posted by Annushka
And Bran, that's quite interesting. My friend has blonde hair and red eye-brows, too. Very strange but interesting combination:)

I still have black eye brows though. So thus far: Blonde hair, Black eyebrows, Red goatee and sideburns.... none of which is dyed, its all natural.

heh, that's weird bran... really weird...

Well what can I say, I AM weird.....

[spirit]

Originally posted by BranMuffin
Well what can I say, I AM weird..... oyu said it not me! hehe

[Dragon]

~*snarls*~ I'm not blond, I'm a redhead!

lol, ppl always think I'm gonna b offended by blonde jokes, but I'm not, and they think that's weird... heh, my fave one is ;

Q;y aren't there any dumb brunettes?

A;'cause they all dye their hair blonde!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[CelebrianTiwele]

i don't remember which one of her movies it was, but marilyn monroe was the one who first gave the impression blondes were dumb. im used to the blonde jokes... i've heard em all... they're just stupid now... bran- ur hair, that's wierd... very original tho! original is good!!!!

[BranMuffin]

Yes, everyone bow in admirance and awe of BranMuffin's hair colors.....

I think some blondes use it as an excuse, truth is I know just as dumb women who don't have blonde hair.

[Dragon]

~*refuses 2 bow*~

nevah!!!:D :eek: :D :eek: :D

[BranMuffin]

SUBMIT! Infidel of only one hair color.....

[Dragon]

bah! my hair shines of many golds and orangeses. I will never bow to one such as you!:D :rolleyes: :eek:

[Annushka]

I won`t BOW either, he-he. My hair color is in perfect contrast with the rest of my face and I don`t see why I should bow to someone whose hair color doesn`t:D:D:D

[spirit]

BTW did you get the photo?

[BranMuffin]

Ok I'm easy, you don't have to bow. Just acknowledge that I am weird and odd looking...

[Annushka]

Yes, why not:) Then you should post you pic!

[Rhiannon]

Yeah, I think we can handle that one, Bran.

[BranMuffin]

Originally posted by Annushka
Yes, why not:) Then you should post you pic!

It's on here somewhere. I posted a link to it in GoO, and it's in the picture thread unfortunately for you.

[Annushka]

Unfortunately for me?? Why??:D

[BranMuffin]

Because You have to see my ugly mug....
That and it might take a while to find it. By the way I didn't post it in there, MacAddict did.

[Annushka]

I'm sure it's not that bad:D I'll go search it!

[Dragon]

I saw it, it wasn't all that bad...now I'm thinking about taking another look at it....hummahumma....

~* goes off 2 search 4 bran's pic*~

[Annushka]

I found them:D They're fun:) Bran really has red beard!!

[BranMuffin]

What you didn't believe me?
I'll have to get a pic of my uncle on here, he looks like Yosemite(sp?) Sam. I think I'm starting to take after him a little...

[Annushka]

Of course I believed you! I just didn't think that it's so obviously red:D

And who is Yosemite Sam?

[BranMuffin]

He's the guy on the left(not the rabbit).

[Annushka]

Hey, I know him:D There's no way you're going to look like that. He's small in a very creepy way.

[BranMuffin]

Ummm... so is my uncle....but I don't think I'm going to shrink.

[Dragon]

I dunno bran.... u r starting 2 look a little like it....

heh, I think u should modify the bear pic so u can use it 4 ur avvie:D :D :D

[BranMuffin]

Nenya already suggested that to me and you will get the same response I gave her. No.

[Dragon]

ok, but y not?:confused:

[BranMuffin]

One because I can't where I am.
Two I have other and better pics. for it.
And most importantly, Three I don't like the photosh-chopped pics that much...you guys might.
But I still don't have the ability to do it right now even if you did convinced me to put them on there.

[Wonko The Sane]

Hmm...as long as we're talking about hair colour:

My hair is a medium brown naturally, with auburn and gold highlights. Usually I dye it a darker red, but a few months ago I dyed it dark dark brown, nearly black, and then when that faded I did a red casting job on it, and then I put in pink over that.
So now my hair is Auburn with Deep Pink streaks in it. :)

[BranMuffin]

Is your hair going to be like that for your wedding Wonks?

I guess it wouldn't matter too much if you coverd it with a veil:D .

How goes the wedding preparations anyways?

[Wonko The Sane]

Well, since that post I dyed my hair BRIGHT RED...and then later added pink highlights. :)

But now....it's growing out...so it can be normal for the wedding. ;)

Wedding plans are...well...they're coming. :)