The Simpsons Society

[Aulë]

Yes! Finally a place where we can discuss, and chat about the wacky lives of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson! :D
This Society is dedicated to the longest running cartoon series ever! And pays homage to the legend of legends: Matt Groening!!

Talk about your Favourite Episode!!!
Talk about your Favourite Character!!!
State your favourite Quotes!!!
Quiz other members about Simpsons-related Trivia!!!
Answer the question of all questions: What U.S. state is Springfield in?
Discuss anything within the humble town of Springfield!!!
Share any funny Simpsons websites that you have come across!!!


If it's Simpson's- This Society caters for it!!! :D :D

Come on, Come all- Join the Simpsons Society Now!!! :D

Update: This Society now caters for South Park, King Of The Hill and Family Guy!!!! :D

~The Elite List of TTF Simpsons Scholars~
Aulë (Official 'Disco Stu' of the Society)
Anamatar IV (Official 'Homer Simpson' of the Society)
The_Swordmaster (Official 'Milhouse Van Houten' of the Society)
Mablung
CraigSmith
Feanorian
Nefmariel
Omnipotent_elf (Official 'Duff Man' of the Society)
FoolOfAnAmerican ;) (Official 'Montgomery Burns' of the Society)
kohaku (Official 'Ralph Wiggum' of the Society)
Theoden_king (Official 'Clancy Wiggum' of the Society)
BlackCaptain (Official 'Cletus Delroy' of the Society)
FREEDOM! (Official 'Apu Nahasapeemapetilon' of the Society)
spirit (Official 'Bart Simpson' of the Society)
Ol'gaffer (Official 'Snake' of the Society)
smeagol444
Aragon'scool
laurelindorenan (Official 'Professor John Frink' of the Society)
Firnnovien (Official 'Margaret Simpson' of the Society)
cardanas

[Anamatar IV]

State your favourite Quotes!!!

I will direct you to my sig...

Homer: I agree with you Marge...in THEORY. In THEORY Communism works!

Hehehe Homer's such a bafoon.;)

How many people actually know where the Simpson's live? It was only said in one episode what state they are from....

[The_Swordmaster]

Yes finally a Simpsons Society. Can I join.

I think they live in Kanasas. I know the episode they told you were they where from. It was the Behind the Laughter episode.

[Beleg]

Err, what are Simpsons? Are they something like Flinstones?

[Mablung]

My favorite episode when was Homer joined the Navy Reserves actually.

[Aulë]

I don't think that they've ever revealed the state that they're in. Marge almost said Ohio in the episode where Homer & The Gang went to the Superbowl (a classic episode), and quite a few states have been ruled out.
I actually don't think they suppost to be in a particular state, since it's a fictional town and all.

The best character IMO would be good ol' Disco Stu. Hehe, what a legend! :)

[Wolfshead]

Woo! A Simpson's guild - count me in :D Not an hour ago I was watching the one with 'la maison derriere', very funny. Damn the BBC though, they've cut down the number of Simpson's episodes per week just now, for some stupid Treasure Hunt quiz show. Wasting my (parents) TV liscence money on pointless game shows :mad: :rolleyes:

[Feanorian]

Can I join I am a Simpson, Jon Simpson. I love the simpsons greatest cartoon ever. Its hard to pinpoint an exact favorite episode, but one of my favorites is the one when Homer gets medicinal Marijuana.

[Aulë]

Yes, all are welcome. :)

I'm very happy at the moment. There were 4 Simpsons episodes on today! (And considering that I only have access to 4 TV channels, that's pretty good.) We get about 12 episodes a week (One of which is new)

Bart vs. Australia (One of my favourites, since I can quote the lines with the perfect accent) was on today, along with the Burns's Recycling Plant episode, the Musical Simpsons episode and the Clown College one.

Anyway, my Simpsons quote of the day is:
Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! [leaves]
Bart: I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
:D

[Wolfshead]

Originally posted by Beleg_strongbow
Err, what are Simpsons? Are they something like Flinstones? Seeing as you're from Pakistan, I'll let you off on this lack of knowledge ;) The Simpsons is a cartoon, set around a family - Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. It's incredibly funny, and very popular. I couldn't give you an official website, but the BBC one is (I think) www.bbc.co.uk/cult/simpsons
Aule:
the Musical Simpsons episode
I hate all musical episodes of anything - they're just annoying and completely pointless - especially that one in Buffy a while back, it was all I could do just to watch all of it :rolleyes:

[Nefmariel]

Can I join? I love the simpsons but everyone in my house hates it so I don't watch it much :( but I know what state Springfield is in I think. Illinois?

[The_Swordmaster]

Well your correct thier is a Springfeild in Illinois but it is not the Simpsons' Springfeild. I think we should do a quote game. What do you say to that Aule.

[Anamatar IV]

Aule, in the Behind the Laughter episode it was revealed that Springfield in the Simpsons is from Northern Kentucky! Probably just a random state but it's still knowledge.

I've always thought of these two scenes as the funniest:

[Lisa and Bart are sitting upside down on the couch]
[Marge walks in]
Bart: Allowence time! *ding ding ding*
Marge: You two don't deserve allowence!
Lisa: Sure we do!
Bart and Lisa: *ding ding ding ding ding*
[Homer comes running in]
Homer: Ice cream truck Ice cream truck!

and

[Bart and Marge are doing things by the window while Homer TRIES to put together a barbeque set]
Marge: Is your father done with his project?
Bart: Almost
Homer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH [while running with an umbrella using it as a javlynn. He jams the umbrella into the "bbq set" and falls backwards. The ubrella opens as he falls]
Bart: Yeah, he's done.

:D

[Wolfshead]

Does anyone know of any decent Simpsons websites? Just so I could go and brush up on some good quotes :)

[Aulë]

Official Simpsons website: http://www.thesimpsons.com
Site with slmost all the Simpsons scripts on it: http://www.snpp.com/episodes.html

OK, here's some awesome Hans Moleman quotes:

"Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay."

"Oh no, I just made the last payment."
- Just before his AMC Gremlin hits a tree and explodes


My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
-- Introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting

And now I want you to meet your new brother: Hans Moleman.
[Hans walks in dressed like Bart, holding a skateboard]
Hans: Cowabunga, dudes.
[Homer kisses him repeatedly]
Homer: Try it. It's like kissing a peanut! Heh heh heh.


Homer: Uh...excuse me, Mr. Burns?
Burns: [gasps] Poppin' Fresh! You glutinous little doughboy.
[Homer morphs into Poppin' Fresh in Burns' mind]
[chuckles] There's something I've wanted to do to you for
years!
[starts poking his stomach; Homer laughs]
Homer: [getting his eyes poked at] Ow! Heh, Mr. Burns? I, er, was
wondering if you'd like to sponsor my bowling team...for...
$500.
Burns: Ho ho, why, certainly, Poppin' Fresh! I owe my robust
physique to your tubes of triple-bleached goo.
Homer: Woo hoo! [runs out] Hey, everybody: if you want to ask Burns
for a favor, now's the time! He's doped up, or dying, or
something.
Hans: [running in] Uh, excuse me: I'd like to request $17 for a
push-broom rebristling. [shows broom with no bristles on it]
Burns: Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun. I'm going to get
your Lucky Charms. [starts a drill]
Hans: Oh, no: my brains.


hehehe

[omnipotent_elf]

can i join

moleman is the greatest

"you call this a knife, THIS is a knife......"
*pulls out big sword
"down I go....."

and knives are too (in aussie episode)

"you call this a knife,THIS is a knife"
"no it's not, it's a spoon"
"ohh, i've seen youve played knifey-spony before then"

[Aulë]

Ah yes, the Aussie quotes. I can say them with the perfect accent :)

Homer: Hey give me one of those famous giant beers I've heard so much about.
Bartender: Something wrong yank?
Homer: Oh it's pretty big. I guess.

Marge: I'll just have a cup of coffee.
Bartender: Beer it is.
Marge: No, I said "coffee."
Bartender: "Beer."
Marge, slowly, enunciating: Coff-ee.
Bartender: Be-er.
Marge: C, O -
Bartender: B, E -


Owner: [sweeping a bunch of toads out] Get out, get out! Shoo, shoo.
Get out of here, yuck! These bloody things are everywhere.
They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all
over the malonga gilderchuck.
Clerk: They're like kangaroos, but they're reptiles, they is.
Marge: We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs.
Clerk: What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazzwazzers".


Bruno: Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of
parliament. [yells out window] Hey, Gus! I got something to
report to you.
[Gus tends his swine]
Gus: That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way
to the Prime Minister.
[they go down to a lake]
Hey! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!
Andy: [floating naked on an inner tube with a beer] Eh, mates! What's
the good word?


Bruno: Nine hundred dollary-doos? Tobias! Did you accept a six hour
collect call from the States?
Tobias: It was an emergency call from the International Drainage
Commission in Springfield.
Bruno: Oh my God! There's nothing wrong with the bidet, is there?


Oh my, they're so damn funny :D

[omnipotent_elf]

so can i, being an aussies
there some of the great episodes

as well as the greatest elections speech ever

kodos
"we shall go forwards not backwards, upwards not forwards, and twirling, twirling, tiwrling towards freedom"

[Aulë]

More quotes. :)

"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
--Homer, yelling at Lisa for inventing a perpetual motion machine

"Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling."
--Jasper, whilst teaching Lisa'a class.

Anyway, lets start a Simpsons Quiz.



Name the 4 schoolyard bullies.

[FoolOfATook]

Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney and Nelson Muntz.

What band's name does Homer have tattooed on his arm, and what was their one hit?

By the way, count me in. ;)

[Aulë]

Wait a second!.....I saw that episode four hours ago....are you suuure you're American, FOAT? ;)

Starland Vocal Band, and the song would be Afternoon Delight.
(From the episode where Bart eats a spikey thing from a Krusty cereal, and Bleeding Gums Murphy dies)

Lisa: That was for you, Bleeding Gums.
BG: [appearing in the cloud] You've made an old jazzman
happy, Lisa.
Mufasa: [appearing in the cloud] You must avenge my death,
Kimba -- I mean, Simba.
Darth Vader: [appearing in the cloud] Luke, I am your father.
James Earl Jones: [appearing in the cloud] This is CNN.
BG: Will you guys pipe down? I'm saying goodbye to Lisa!
All: We're sorry. [they vanish]

:p


Anyway, next question:

What was Mr. Burns' son's name?

[Nefmariel]

eh never mind I'm to busy to be in this guild sorry adios! bye

[FoolOfATook]

What was Mr. Burns' son's name?

It finally came to me- Larry Burns.

Mr. Burns never forgave his mother after she had an affair with who?

[Wolfshead]

Originally posted by Omnipotent_elf
"you call this a knife, THIS is a knife......"
*pulls out big sword
"down I go....."Seeing as it's an Australian one, is that a deliberate quote from Crocodile Dundee? I can't remember...

[omnipotent_elf]

its not a deliberate quote...
in fact, it's not even part of the aussie episode....
just the "knify spoony" part is....

[Aulë]

Moleman says it in the episode where Bart joins the junior campers.
I think it's called "Boy Scouts 'N The Hood"

[omnipotent_elf]

whats your favourite simpsons song

mr burns' "see my vest" ranks very highly for me......

[Aulë]

Hmm, I'd say Apu's "Who needs the Kwik-e-Mart" song.

And Homer's famous "Hey, he's not happy at all! He lied to us through song! I HATE when people do that" afterwards.

[The_Swordmaster]

Baby on board. I think Homer's band that made it was called the Bsmarts or something like that.

[Aulë]

The B-Sharps (Homer, Apu, Seymour, Barney. Not Clancy) :)

The worst songs are the ones involving Marge (Ack! That voice just isn't for singing...)

[Aulë]

FOAT- I believe the answer is President Taft.
It's from the episode where Homer becomes Mr Burns' secretary whilst Mr Smithers is on vacation.

OK, I'll do a nice easy question.

What is Homer's middle name?

[FoolOfATook]

I know this one, but I'll pass, and let someone else get into the game. President Taft is correct, by the by.

[The_Swordmaster]

His name is Homer J. Simpson. The J stands for Jay.

[kohaku]

Ooooo count me in! Simpsons is practically the only show I watch anymore! Even then... they only show the Sunday night episode where I go to school :confused: So i'll be a little rusty on the trivia.

[Aulë]

That's correct Swordmaster.
You're up.

And welcome, kohaku :)

[Theoden_king]

Hey I'll join this guild kind of thing if I may?

one of my favourite Simpson's quote's would have to be when sugar is banned from springfield and Disco Stu says "Disco Stu got hooked on the white stuff back in the seventies" and he rolls up the dollar and sucks up the sugar

[Aulë]

Sure, welcome to the society. :D

I was just thinking, each member should choose a Simpsons character and become their "Official Representative" on the S.S.

I'll choose to be the certified 'Disco Stu' of the Simpsons Society. :)

And I think I'll post a few Disco Stu quotes whilst I'm at it...

"Disco Stu doesn't advertise."
"Disco Stu likes disco music."
"Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continues... AAY!"
"The South will boogie again"
:D

[kohaku]

Can I be Ralph? (look at my sig)

"I dress myself!"
"Dad says I'm this close to living in the yard!"
"My sash says Ultra-Man!"

[FoolOfATook]

Dibs on Mr. Burns!

Ex-cellent.

[Theoden_king]

I choose to be Abe Simpson

Old man yells at cloud. "Now whos laughing?"
*shakes fist at cloud*
"shut up"

[BlackCaptain]

Oh jeez its funny how Simpsons obssesed I am. They're on in 9 minutes in fact. Ask me any trivia question that isn't to terribly hard and I can answer it. Voice of Sideshow? Kelsey Grammar. Don't know why I said that, just thought you all should know! It'd be greatly apreciated if I could join!:( I CALL CLETUS!!! I think I just dunbusted my stink bone....:D

FoolofaTook - That was such a great episode!

''I will no longer be known as Homer J Simpson but Homer.... JAY Simpson!'' Oh jeez that was great!

[Aulë]

Welcome to the Society, BC. :)
We're currently waiting for Swordmaster to post a question.

[Anamatar IV]

Ooooh! Can I be Homer?

"Marge, is this a pimple or a boil?"

-Later-

"It was a gummy bear."

[The_Swordmaster]

What is Bart's middle name?

I'll be Milhouse.

"Who wets thier bed now Milhouse?"

[FoolOfATook]

I believe that Bart's middle name is "Jo-Jo".

[FREEDOM!]

DUDE!!!!! I LOVE the Simspons!

Can I join???

[Aulë]

Yep sure,
Which character do you want to represent?

[BlackCaptain]

Yup... your right Foolo'a'Took

[FREEDOM!]

Umm... hows bout.......Bart........or......maybe.........Sides how Bob.......or........maybe......... THe Indian dude.

[Aulë]

OK, you can be Apu Nahasapeemapetilon then :D

[spirit]

hey
can i join please.
can i be Bart?

[Aulë]

Yep- Sure. :)


I saw the 301st episode yesterday,
lol

"Rigged. As in 'This contest is rigged'."

:D

[Ol'gaffer]

I would wish to come here to represent the honorable Mr.Burns.

[Aulë]

Sure, you can join, but FoolOfATook got Mr Burns first.:)
Who'd be your second choice?

[Ol'gaffer]

Hmmm,

How about the sophisticated villain Snake?

[Aulë]

Hehe, sure: one of my favs :D

"All right! Crime spree!"

[spirit]

Originally posted by Aulë
Yep- Sure. :)


:D
thankz

[FoolOfATook]

Okay, I'm going to assume that I got Swordmaster's question right and continue the trivia game. This is an easy question- What's the name of Homer's half-brother?

[Aulë]

That would be Herb Powell. :)

To what TV show did Bart send Milhouse's picture?

[Theoden_king]

F.B.I's most wanted

[Aulë]

Very close.
But not the exact answer....

[Theoden_king]

America's most wanted? I'm sure its something most wanted

[Theoden_king]

Aulë, can I be changed from Abe Simpson to chief Wiggum?

[Aulë]

Yep, sure
And 'America's Most Wanted' was the correct answer.
You're up.

[Theoden_king]

What is Krusty the clown's real name?

[Aulë]

Herschel Schmoikel Krustofski


According to Grampa Simpson, what is the tool of the devil?

[Theoden_king]

Is it the metric system?

[Aulë]

Yep.

"What the-? The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!"

You're up :D

[spirit]

Are the questions from any simpsons episod right?

[Theoden_king]

Yes.

Alright, Homer and Marge met in detention but what were each of them in for? for a correct answer, two parts need to be given, what Marge did to get there and what Homer did.

[Aulë]

Marge was in detention for burning her bra in a women's rights movement protest.
Homer was in detention for skipping wood shop class.


OK, for the next question, you have to say what the main plot line for the episode was:
'Bart starts up a Super-Barto Jackpot Drawing game in the dryer in the Simpsons' basement, and gets a few dozen kids to come along. Unfortunately, he blows up the dryer and breaks the gas lines.
The Simpsons can't afford the repair bill though, so Marge decides to sell her Grandma's Civil War doll to an antique store.'

[FoolOfATook]

Where Homer instantly befriends the owner, before discovering that the owner is actually gay. This gives rise to Homerphobia, until John, the owner, saves Homer, Bart, Moe and Barney from crazed reindeer, who Homer was trying to get Bart to shoot in order to make Bart "a man".

Who's picture did Bart use when he responded to his teacher's personal ad?

[Theoden_king]

The main plotline?
Homer's phobia
Homer meets a homosexual named John and worrys that he will have a bad influence on Bart.

Is that what you mean?

[Aulë]

Gordie Howe


According to Homer, what separates us from the animals (with one exception)?

[Theoden_king]

Animals don't weasel out of things, exception is the weasel

[Aulë]

Yep- correct:)

Weaseling out of things is important to
learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

You're up

[Theoden_king]

What are the "Three R's," according to Homer?

[Aulë]

Readin' TV Guide, Ritin' to TV Guide, Renewin' TV Guide



What is Moe's car called?

[smeagol444]

greetings, sorry to interrupt, but could i possibly join? finally a federation of springfield lovers

[Aulë]

Sure.
What character do you want to represent?

[BlackCaptain]

I'm not sure what the answer is, but I have a special Simpsons anouncement! Today, May 10th, is Homers birthday in the show! He turns 48 today.

[omnipotent_elf]

happy birthday to DOH
happy birthday to DOH
happy birthday DOH homer
happy birthday to you

[Aragon'scool]

So here we can just talk about the simpsons. I'm not crazy about them but I do watch them every niught when there on.

[BlackCaptain]

You are exactly correct!

[BlackCaptain]

This isn't a trivia question or anything... I'm just curious...

Does anyone know what song is playing in the backround when homer and his buddies go to the Super Bowl with that travel agent, and they 'Have been running around for hours screaming'?

[Aulë]

'Song 2' by Blur

It's an awesome song. :D

[FREEDOM!]

What is the anwser to your question Aulë?

[Aulë]

Give up, eh?

Well the answer was 'Betsy' (Stated in the episode where Homer thinks Bart is gay)

Next Q: Who is Homer's paternal Great Grandfather?

[FREEDOM!]

Orville Simspon.

[laurelindorenan]

Hello, Simpson lovers! ( being one myself is great.) Is this a private fuction or can anyone join? I should like to, if that's ok.
May I represent Prof. Frink? I'm a little frinky myself...

[Aulë]

Originally posted by FREEDOM!
Orville Simspon.

No- Orville was his paternal Grandfather.

[spirit]

i thought that too!
damn!

[FoolOfATook]

Okay, from the Simpsons Family Album- the answer is "Old Tut" Simpson.

New question: What's the Sea Captain's last name?

[FREEDOM!]

McCallister.

[BlackCaptain]

That's correct, if my name aint Cletus... Do I have a last name?! Aw it don't bother me none...

[FoolOfATook]

Yep. Your question, Freedom.

[FREEDOM!]

Ok,

Finish this.....

Bart: I'm the king!
Lisa: I'm the queen!
Homer:

[FREEDOM!]

Have I stumped everyone? Impossible!

[Aulë]

It appears that you have...

[Wolfshead]

How about... "I'm the... Doh!"

Completely random guess...

[Aulë]

FREEDOM?

What's the answer?:confused:

[FREEDOM!]

Sorry,

the anwser is

Bart: I'm the king.
Lisa: I'm the queen.
Homer: I'm Drunk.

I stumped you all! Wow!:D ;)

Do I get to ask another question?

[Wolfshead]

Yeah, I reckon you can post another question

[laurelindorenan]

Hold on, FREEDOM! what episode was that from?

[FREEDOM!]

I'm not sure why? I usually don't memorize the episodes and their names.

[Aulë]

I can't recall that quote at all...
Are you sure it's from The Simpsons?

[FREEDOM!]

It is from the simpsons, go to http://www.treehouse.com.ar/index
It is a Simpsons (and Futurama) Forum, just like TTF is a tolkien forum.

That is where I got the question, go to General simpsons discussion, the go to Top Ten Homer quotes read all the posts. It's in there somewhere.

[Firnnovien]

Can I join? Please? Can I be Maggie?

Firnnovien

[Aulë]

http://www.treehouse.com.ar
This link works better...;)

And would you care to post a question soon?


Firnnovien: Sure, welcome aboard. :)

[Theoden_king]

Is FREEDOM! going to post another question anytime soon or is someone else going to have to do it?

I have just seen the episode where Homer frees the real owner of the power plant and he becomes the new boss and fires Mr. Burns. I laughed so hard at the lego land buildings that attack people, I think I was just in one of those moods because looking back it really wasn't that funny.

[Wolfshead]

Well, he ain't posting, so I'll go ahead with one :D

"So the cops realised internal affairs was setting them up?!?"

[Theoden_king]

Is the question which episode that quote is from? If so the episode is called "The joy of sect"

Homer signs himself and his family to a cult called the movementarians who are promised admitance to "Blisstonia" known for it's high level of Bliss, the followers of the cult are brainwashed but Marge escapes and hires groundskeeper Willy to kidknap her family and deprogram them. Bart and Lisa return to their normal selves but Homer goes back to the movementarians apparntly still brainwashed, he opens the 'forbidden barn' and denounces The Leader.

The quote;
Wait, I'm confused about the movie... so the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up?

was referring to a movie that the movementarians made their guest watch, Homer has a short attention span and makes up his own movie.

[Aulë]

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Leader!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Leader!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Leader!

lol.

Hoverbikes- lol.

A very good episode. :D

I guess you're up, TK

[Wolfshead]

Quite a summary there, TK. We ought to bow, or something. There was me just quoting from what had been on the tv a couple of days before...

My Deep Thought was a hit to that episode as well - it's one of my favourites :D

[Theoden_king]

It is a very good episode. I can't think of anything at the moment so I'll just go with Whats Homer's next line?


Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wichtenstein over a game of backgammon.

Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I.

Homer:



Nothing to do with the quiz but I really like this conversation between Lou, Eddie and Chief Wiggum,


Lou: You know I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night.

Wiggum: A what?

Lou: A McDonald's restaurant. Eh, I never heard of it either, but they have over two thousand locations in this state alone.

Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.

Lou: You know the funniest thing, though, it's the little differences.

Wiggum: Example?

Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.

Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it?

Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese.


A little Pulp Fiction parody there.

[Wolfshead]

Yeah, quite a nice Pulp Fiction parody :)

I know the episode you mean with the quote, but I couldn't tell you what the next line is.

[Firnnovien]

Is it:

Homer: We were sitting in the back of Barney's car eating peanuts, ya happy?

[FREEDOM!]

sorry bout taht guys! g2g

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by Firnnovien
Is it:

Homer: We were sitting in the back of Barney's car eating peanuts, ya happy?

Close but not quite right.

[Celebthôl]

Can i play :D

We were eating mustard outta the packets in the back of Barneys car, ya happy? (i think thats right)

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
Can i play :D

We were eating mustard outta the packets in the back of Barneys car, ya happy? (i think thats right)

Close enough and no one els is answering, the actually quote is


We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard, ya happy


So your up Celebthôl

[spirit]

where has everyone gone!:confused:

[Celebthôl]

oooh goodie :D

hmmm....

"Did that butter churn just move? ___ __ __ ___!"

[Theoden_king]

"Did that buter churn jus move? Cause if it did"

he he that one was on T.V the other day wasn't it? When Homer and Marge try to spice up their love life.

[Celebthôl]

LOLOL yeah it was :D last night i think :D

[Theoden_king]

Hmmmmmm, what is Police chief Wiggum's wife called?

[Celebthôl]

Sarah....

Where did Homer grow up as a boy?

(these are real easy, ill think of harder ones when im not to tired)

[BlackCaptain]

Wasn't it some hippie ranch?

[Theoden_king]

It was on a farm wasn't it? It is mentioned in the episode with tomacco (when they visit it) and Homer and Abe visit it and burn it down in one episode.

[Celebthôl]

Im gonna need a name

[FREEDOM!]

I'm leaving this Guild.

[cardanas]

can i join
i love the simpsons and watch it every day

[BlackCaptain]

Originally posted by FREEDOM!
I'm leaving this Guild.
Bye!!!:(

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
Im gonna need a name

Well in that case I give up

[Celebthôl]

Rurl-rout nine :D

You can go T_K :)

[Theoden_king]

Okay, thanks.

In the episode where Bart befriends Ralph Wiggum and they steal the police master key (I can't remember the episode name, sorry) What is the toy shop, where they build the giant lego block etc., called?

[Celebthôl]

AHHHH no fair....hmmm...i believe its called "This little Wiggy"...Toys R Us?

[Theoden_king]

No. Think more to do with, well Tolkien actually.

[Celebthôl]

I no its something really cheesy right? and its like Toykins right? its on the door handles...

[Firnnovien]

JRR Toykins?

[Wolfshead]

Yeah, I think it was JRR Toykins, but I didn't get there first...

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by Firnnovien
JRR Toykins?

Yes that is right,

originally posted by Celebthôl
I no its something really cheesy right? and its like Toykins right? its on the door handles...

No I think it was on the top of the shop, but it may have been on the door handles as well

[BlackCaptain]

JRR Toykins? Wow... Ya think they might have tried to get a twist of JRR Tolkien in there?

[Wolfshead]

Yeah, I think so, or it was one hell of a coincidence :rolleyes:

[Feanorian]

Has anyone seen how after Homer all comedic cartoons have a stupid character very similar to Homer. One such example would be Peter from Family Guy which by the way is almost as funny as The Simpsons and Bill from King of The Hill they both have similar Homer manerisms. Infact in one episode they made fun of Family Guy and Peter although I cant remember the exact episode.

[BlackCaptain]

I've noticed that...

It's just cuz the average beer drinking, fat, lazy 40 year old, heart-conditioned man is funny for some reason... Especialy on FOX.:rolleyes:

[cardanas]

uh
hello
can i join or not

[Wolfshead]

Yeah, sure you can join - no one's gonna stop you

[laurelindorenan]

The King of the Hill family... I think they were in the episode where Ned becomes coach of the football team.

[Aulë]

lol
Have you guys seen the episode of South Park where they copy The Simpsons?
It was hilarious :D

Update: This Society now caters for South Park, King Of The Hill and Family Guy!!!

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by Aulë

Update: This Society now caters for South Park, King Of The Hill and Family Guy!!!

Where did that come from :D ;)

[Aulë]

Just widening our range of interests. :)

btw, here's an awesome site that I found: http://www.snpp.com
It has the scripts for every Simpsons episode ever aired.

[omnipotent_elf]

who has that much time?

i'm not complaining, but seriously...

[BlackCaptain]

I'm in the mood for a Ribwich

[Khôr’nagan]

Who in the what now? I wanna join:D The Simpsons is just so fricken awesome. The only cartoons I find funnier are Monty Python cartoons... (Those things are really funny!) Anyway, I'm asuming all you's peoples know where the simpsons live. Even rookies can figure that one out. And yes, Hank, Peggy, and Bobby were sitting in the stands during a game in the episode where Ned was the coach and stuff... I believe it went, "HANK: We (came or drove) 2000 miles for this?!" So anyway... I've just asked my trivia question; What state do the Simpson's live in?

[Aulë]

Have any of you seen the Simpsons episode where Gollum appears?
He jumps out of a wagon, grabs a bag of rubbish, and hisses "My preciousssssssss" before crawling back into the wagon :D

[BlackCaptain]

I haven't! Oh man now I wanna see it!!!

And, I REALLLY want to know what state the Simpsonn's live in. How do you knokw?!

[Aulë]

No one knows.
Matt Groening has never revealed it.
Why, you ask? Because the Simpsons are FICTIONAL!

Some people keep on coming up with theories (Like we discussed earlier on in this thread), but Springfield does not belong to any U.S. state.

[Khôr’nagan]

Kentucky. They said so in the "Behind-The-Scenes" special they did. It went something like, "What's this Kentucky family going to do next?" I forget the exact context, but I do remember 'thiis Kentucky family' very vividly. I believe they did it in a way that you weren't paying attention to what they were saying at the time, like drawing your attention toward something going on on the screen rather than what's being said. I didn't even notice it when I watched it, my friend said later that they said it, and sure enough, the next time I saw it, it was there. (By the way, the comment 'Even rookies can figure that one out' was sarcastic.)

[BlackCaptain]

Ohhh yeah I remember that! I think that would be too obvious though wouldn't it?

[Aulë]

Ah yes- but Kentucky is not a coastal state.
In the cartoon- Springfield is on the ocean (Remember the shipment of Hot Pants in the "soul mate" episode? Remember the time Willy was deported because of the illegal immigrant laws? The fact that there's a rocky shoreline and a lighthouse (even one operated by E.A.R.L) clearly shows oceanfront.)

There's no Evergreen Terrace (nor Evergreen St., Ct., Ave., Blvd., etc) in Springfield KY. And Texas is only 1200 miles away from Springfield KY, not 2000 like Hank Hill said during his cameo in the "football" episode.

The thing you must remember is that it wasn't a 'proper' episode. Kang and Kodos were featured, for goodness sake! Do you take the Halloween episodes seriously?


Also, it was changed to Southern Missouri a few repeats later.

[Khôr’nagan]

Homer no function beer well without. - (Homer) Well, if you can't trust the unknown narrator, who can you trust? The Germans? Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! - (Mr. Burns)

Oh, and what's more, people on the Simpsons are idiots. [Stone flies through office window] 'Look Smithers, a bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.' Doesn't that give you a bit of an idea?

[Aulë]

Hehe- I just found out that Andy Serkis did the voice of Gollum in that Simpsons episode (Ep Name: 'Dude Where's My Ranch?'). :D


New Question: What was Santa's Little Helper renamed to when he became the mascot of the Duff Factory?

[BlackCaptain]

Oh I just saw this episode not too long ago.... I should know, but I dont :(

[laurelindorenan]

Hello, I'm back!

Terribly sorry, but I don't know the answer to your question.

One thing though, can we just stop wondering what state the Simpsons live in? Aren't we happier not knowing? You know, ignorance is bliss and all that. Anyway, if you do find out, what are you going to do? Go round their house and ask for an autograph?

Sorry again.

Wait a minute, what am I apologising for?! Oh, that.

HUH?!

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by Aulë
New Question: What was Santa's Little Helper renamed to when he became the mascot of the Duff Factory?

Was it Suds McDuff?

[Aulë]

It certainly was. :)

You're up.

Hehe, my favourite quote from the episode is when the shark washing up on the shore, wasted, and the Duff guy says "Guys want to be like him, and girls want to tame him"

Hahaha:D

[Theoden_king]

From the episode "The cartridge family", when Homer buys a gun to protect his family: According to Lenny, assault weapons are manufactured to take out which two modern super animals?

[Aulë]

Hehe
The flying squirrel and electric eel :D


Chris Kirkpatrick could not complete which dance move in New Kids on the Blecch?

[Aulë]

Hmm....no answer.
Well the answer was 'The Matrix Move'


New Q: 'What TV show does Homer watch at 6am?'


Homer: Here are your messages:
"You have 30 minutes to move your car",
"You have 10 minutes",
"Your car has been impounded",
"Your car has been crushed into a cube",
"You have 30 minutes to move your cube".
[phone ringing]
Homer: [answers] Yello, Mr. Burns' office.
Burns: Is it about my cube?

LOL :D

[BlackCaptain]

His eyelids? Isn't he always asleep 5 minutes before 10 oclock mass?

[Aulë]

No, he actually watched a TV show at 6am.
But you guys have taken so long that I have now forgotten the answer. :(

New Q: What does Sideshow Mal suggest in '22 Short Films about Springfield'?

[laurelindorenan]

Isnt it something like stop shooting people out of cannons? Oh, I dont know. Anyone ele think this is sort of slowing down?




Hello? Anyone there?

[celebdraug]

can i join please? :)