Barbisol was Twodor's King

[Inderjit S]

O.K ,that is a line from a poem in Bored of the Rings in which 'Stomper' is describing his kingly lineage. More to the point, has anyone read Bored of the Rings which is for me one of the funniest books ever and a delightful parodoxes, esp. the comments on perverted Elves and the description of Boggie's and Sam and co. getting lost in the Old Forest and following the trail of food and mithril spoons (Unaware that it is in fact their food and mithril spoons and that they were simply going round in circles) was hilarious.

[Wolfshead]

Yes, Bored Of The Rings is a work of genius. My favourite bit was the spoons and potato salad in the Old Forest as well :D I think there're at least one or two other threads hanging about on this topic, though.

[FoolOfATook]

Bored of the Rings is a wonderful work.


This Ring, no other, is made by the elves,
Who'd pawn their own mother to grab it themselves.
Ruler of creeper, mortal, and scallop,
This is a sleeper that packs quite a wallop.
The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.
The Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing.
If broken or busted, it cannot be remade.
If found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid).


Absolutely brillant.