Rangers

[Goldberry344]

wow, another person i thought was already a ranger! Yay EVE!

[Arathin]

*Comes up with a glass of wine in her hand* Hey EverEve. Welcome and what up?

[HLGStrider]

I like being up... Elgee turns into a cat for a short while...

OOC: is there any rules against the sort of magic that allows Elgee to become a feline from time to time?

[EverEve]

Thank you!!! Hi everyone!

[Mormegil]

Welcome to the Rangers Eve.

[EverEve]

hello again Mormegil.

[Mormegil]

Hi.
Sorry you didn't get the place on the White Council Eve. (I told you so.:rolleyes: )

[Eogthea]

Rides up to EverEve with a grin. "Welcome! Now I'm not the newest member!"

[EverEve]

LOL! well, I wouldnt wanna have to deal with all the **** that goes on in there (no offence meant to any one on the white council, im not talking about you, im talking about politics and stuff)...hehe

[Arathin]

Hey. We're all very understanding and forgiving with eachother here, right? or am I just very, very confused. oh well

[HLGStrider]

I'm not confused... I'm confusing...

Gee, I like that. I think that'll be my new signature.

[Goldberry344]

Eogthea, there is nothing wrong with being the newest member. in fact, i think that until you joined i was the newest. for like a month.

so are we gonna get the party for arathin's liscense started and rockin now?? ;)

[Eogthea]

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!

[HLGStrider]

HORAY!!! PARTY!!!

Shall I call in my dancing cats?

[Goldberry344]

yay! acrobatic cats! lets get this party rockin! we can have it double as Elgee's 1000post party when she posts it.... :)

[EverEve]

YAY! PaRtY!!!! *hands out party hats to everyone*

[HLGStrider]

ONE MORE TO GO!!! Should I just post it here or would that be considered spamming... posting to get over the top...

[HLGStrider]

Oh, what the heck, Ciryaher can fry me if he wants... Anyway, I will make a speech to make up for it.
ONE THOUSAND POSTS!!! POST NUMBER ONE O O O 1,000 That's Ten Hundreds... A Hundred tens... WHOOPIE!!!

Elgee is soooooooo glad to have made 1,000 posts! She loves everybody here... even Ciryaher who will fry her... HORRAY!!!

That was my speech... how was it?

Not as good as my EverEve's 13th Birthday speech... that was a classic... (Trumpets sound) Excuse me... Elgee goes and beats the trumpets over their thick heads with her clarinet... and Mr. Weis wondered why all the screws were loose at community band. I was beating up trumpets... etc...

[Goldberry344]

YAY! YAY!
PARTY!
*Opens doors to a mysterious room that no one bothered to notice cause it doesnt really exist....and welcomes everyone into a fake party room...v. big. yay.!*

[Mormegil]

Well done for the 1000 Elgee.
May you soon reach 10000.:D

[HLGStrider]

Right now, all I want is to make it into the top ten... I am the eleventh most frequent poster, at the moment. I only have to increase by twenty or so... of course, Crysophylx, the next up, might decide to increase too... sigh...

[EverEve]

Last time I checked, I was 23 but it may have changed....

[HLGStrider]

I've been posting steadily, so it should have... And not spamming either!!! I put that last sentence in so Cir wouldn't see fit to roast me...

LET'S PARTY!!! Elgee starts pouring Dr. Pepper for everyone.

[EverEve]

IM 22! Thanks, Elgee. I love Dr. Pepper!

[Arathin]

*grabs a drink* Dr. Pepper...mmmmm....love Dr. Pepper. hehe.
Hey I saw Aida Sat night. It was great. I loved it.

*starts playing very loud music*

[EverEve]

I had two Dr. Pepper's just a few minutes ago. That's my favorite soda. DR PEPPER ALL THE WAY!

[Goldberry344]

i dont know what # i am. probably #100. oh well...
you know, Forest Gump drank too may dr peppers and he had to pee when he met the pres. Im watching that movie in bio.

[Arathin]

Goldberry, I love the new local.

*lounges back on a sopia* comfy

[HLGStrider]

Quite lovely... Elgee lounges on the back of one of her longer, furrier cats... quite lovely...

Still working towards the great and awesome top ten goal... 1041

[Goldberry344]

er, elgee, i think you made it....you have 1043 posts....

[HLGStrider]

It is a matter of pride... :D

Actually it is just a cool conversation piece. 1051 now, despite that the board was doing something weird all this week.

[Arathin]

*smiles impishly* guess what I got today, everyone. I got a ten year old GMC pick-up truck. It is an almost black-green.

[Eogthea]

starts to snore

[Arathin]

*dumps a bucket of ice-water on Eogthea's head* hehe

[HLGStrider]

Don't worry, Eo. That happened to me at the Mithril Hanger awards... only it wasn't ice water, and it was because I fainted... HEY!!! Check that out. I won an award!!!

[Goldberry344]

rock on Elgee...Eogthea, you dont snore at her when shes around!

[HLGStrider]

Elgee eats the ice that was poured over Eo. Delicious... oh so crunchy...

Had a hard day at Shakespeare practice... Need something cool. My Shakespeare teacher is CRAZY!!!

[Goldberry344]

need a new shakespeare teacher?? you can take my drama teacher....shes gonna marry shakespeare when she dies. but she's already married....

[HLGStrider]

I want to do something that isn't Shakespeare... something that the audience can understand... weep weep whine... I have the play tonight... Lady Olivia will look stunning and she will knock all the men off their feet and that boy I like will be one of them and he will ask me to marry him on the spot...

I can dream, can't I?

[Eogthea]

Suffers an attack of the giggles

[Goldberry344]

Eogthea, do you think we could trade in mrs byrnes?? :)

[Eogthea]

Pauses to reflect "One can only hope, Mullet, one can only hope"

[Arathin]

Indeed great idea, Mullet, great idea. Lets do it.

[Courtney]

Hello! i'm back. Can i help with whatever you are doing?

[Eogthea]

Out with Ms. Byrnes! Yay! Maybe I'd actually get a part then...

[EverEve]

Whose Ms. Byrnes?

[Eogthea]

Tis a long story, started long long ago in a far away land.....

[Arathin]

Pushes Eogthea into a barrel of water. "And one you don't want to hear, trust me. Suvice to say, she is a Shakespearean devil."

[EverEve]

Ahhhhhh, say no more. PLEASE.

[Eogthea]

comes out of the barrel spitting water like a fountain

[HLGStrider]

Elgee puts the lid on the barrel real fast and decides to play Hobbit on the way to Lonely Mountain... EverEve objects and Elgee is forced to flee for her life.

[Goldberry344]

mrs byrnes is our drama teacher, and i have tryouts for the theater exchange on TUESDAY total freakout. i wont make it, but ohhhhwweeellll

[HLGStrider]

Can't be as weird as mine... can't can't can't... I've got you beat. Mine is a homeschool mom who does it on volonteer basis without being paid and never does anything besides Shakespeare... can't can't can't...

[Arathin]

Yipes! *runs and hides*

[HLGStrider]

Very very very very weird... incredibly weird... drives everyone crazy... I am getting a head ache just thinking about it.

[Eogthea]

pouts. "She thinks I tried to curse her stupid theater....."

[Dain Ironfoot]

CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG????

[Courtney]

I get along with everyone!!! Well...except for those people that I just can't stand, but they aren't on this forum so its all right!

[Goldberry344]

WHO IS NOT GETTING ALONG *glares at everyone*

[Eogthea]

Kill anyone who isn't getting along!!!!!!

[Arathin]

Oh my, indeed. oh the total un-glompaliciousness of not getting along. oh my. violent aren't we, elf?

[Goldberry344]

Everyone FREEZE. now Glomp onto either viggo or elijah or Orli. now we are all happy. :)

wait. dont glomp onti Elijah hes mine.... ;)

[Arathin]

glomps viggo "back back i say. touch my viggo and die oh my"

[Goldberry344]

golms the glomagous elijah

[HLGStrider]

Glomps??? Golms??? okay...

[Goldberry344]

i meant glomps, but either way...

[HLGStrider]

I suppose I should accept that answer...

[Goldberry344]

well, that would be up to you. im not gonna make you accept it...yet....

[Arathin]

Oh my! Squeak! evil Goldberry!

[HLGStrider]

Elgee shrinks away and hides in the shadows...

[Goldberry344]

nah, i wouldnt hurt ELGEE! shes too funny. but i might be tempted to tickle her with an OSTRICH FEATHER! mwahahahaha, twich, poke, evil cackling laugh.

[Eogthea]

looks up from her glomping of orli

[HLGStrider]

Elgee is still hiding. Her cats curl up around her protectively.

[Arathin]

Quietly and contently glomps Viggo in a dark corner ignoring everyone else.

[HLGStrider]

Still in my own dark corner... a little wary of these "glompers"...

[Eogthea]

You know you want to glomp someone Elgee! You know I was this close to glomping someone but then I hurt myself :(

[HLGStrider]

I'm still trying to figure out the phrase... you Easterners seem to speak a different language :rolleyes:

[Eogthea]

grins evilly "Yes we do"

[HLGStrider]

I am staying safe in Oregon where we don't have accents or slang because nobody was born here... they all moved up from California or down from Washington or east from everywhere... Except me... I was born here... so were my parents... and grandparents... so I guess people are born here.... I wonder if we do have an accent?

[Eogthea]

I'd bet money you do

[HLGStrider]

Anyone wants somepizza? I stole it from Elbereth's party?

[Eogthea]

PIZZA!

[HLGStrider]

If it's an accent it is a nice one...

[Goldberry344]

hold on, your sig doesnt say bow! it says BOY! wow. i still know the next verse. :)

[Arathin]

She has a point. It says boy, but I like that. It is cute.

[Goldberry344]

*giggle* i like it. humorful.

[HLGStrider]

Yes... thing is it doesn't quite rhyme... I think I'll change it to something totally different as soon as inspiration hits.

[Goldberry344]

hmm, has anyone else notice that all the other rangers have stopped posting here? when did this happen??

[HLGStrider]

Then they got wise to me... HA HA HA... EVIL LAUGHTER!!!

[Goldberry344]

oh, my, elgee is becoming demonic...

[HLGStrider]

Just being me... he he he HEY THAT RHYMES...
Just being me
he he he
That was what
I was born to be.

Just being I
I'll make you cry
Or at least
Give out a sigh

[Goldberry344]

yes it does. you're a poet and you dont even know it. :)

[Ecthelion]

I NEED 5 MORE POSTS TILL 500

[Ecthelion]

I NEED 4 MORE POSTS TILL 500

[Ecthelion]

I NEED 3 MORE POSTS TILL 500

[Ecthelion]

I NEED 2 MORE POSTS TILL 500

[Ecthelion]

I HAVE 500 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!PARTY!!!!!!!!!!

[Arathin]

Nain reached 500...party, party, party.

Can we have Pan-Galatic Gargle Blasters at this party???? Please?????

[HLGStrider]

Shame on Nain for what could be considered spamming...

:D

CONGRATS, NAIN!!! Next thing we know he'll be ahead of me... Goldie is over 1,000 too!!!

SPEECHES!!! I'll loan you my trumpeters... (trumpets sound) In fact, you can keep the blasting things. blasting, not blasted.

[Courtney]

Congratulations Nain! Too bad i didn't get you a present...

[Goldberry344]

*grumbles* no one cared when i reached 500...and only elgee cares that i got 1000...grumble grumble sulk sulk...

[HLGStrider]

GOLDIE HAS 1040!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Elgee has 1322!!!!!!!! WE ROCK!!!

[Goldberry344]

WOOO HOOOOO!!!! WE ROCK!!! yayayayayya :)

[HLGStrider]

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!!! 1329

[Goldberry344]

hey, what happend to the good old partying days at the ranger's castle....good times...

[Elias]

*Elias walks in* and realise that there's no party here anymore. There's no one here. Was there any party after all. *Sits down and tries to find something to drink.*:confused:

[Ecthelion]

EVERYONE TO OST TELCONTAR!!!!THIS IS A 500 POST PARTY FOR ME AND A 500 AND 1000 POST PARTY FOR GOLDBERRY!!!!Everyone parties for a while and then they have a break in the action to say speeches. Nain steps up and says "I would first off like to thank all The Rangers for their comedic sides and I would seperatly like to thank Elgee who showed me spamming is ok if your getting to a big number in posts. Thank You All!!!!!!" Nain steps down and lets GoldBerry go.

[Elias]

Comparing to you guys I'm an amateur I'm soon reaching my first milestone 100!!!:D

[Arathin]

And he's passed the first bend follows. Elias in the lead for the 100ers. *glances around. everyone is giving her funny-looks. she retreats to a dark corner with a chilled Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster in hand*

[HLGStrider]

Two loremasters in a row... aren't we lucky... you two need to discuss your titles... One of you could be lore master and the other could be master of lore??? just a suggestion... finally changed mine... Like it??? Actually, I'm not sure if the changed thing worked yet... oh well.

[HLGStrider]

WHAT THE HECK!!! HOW'D I GET TO BE A LOREMASTER TOO!!!! WHO DID THIS!!!! I don't under stand. I changed mine to "that cute little girl"... What is going on? Is Loremaster a rank or something... I'd better try and change it again.

[Goldberry344]

*Goldberry taps elgee on the shoulder and points to her nametag* "it doesnt say loremaster, elgee, calm down."
*Goldberry walks to the front of the room*

I want to thank all the forum people who gave me stuff to talk about. Thanks to Arathin who told me about the forum. Thanks to Elgee who posted in a lot of the threads i did and gave me something to talk about, such as intergalactic space spiders.
Thanks to the rangers, who used to be a fun group of party animals. thanks to RW and WM for starting the forum....

*Goldberry would go on, but she decides to get a root beer instead*

[HLGStrider]

SQUISH ALL INTERGALACTIC SPIDERS AND FREE DRINKS AT THE DRAGON FOR GOLDBERRY IN HONOR OF HER POSTING!!!

[Goldberry344]

*grins* i think im tied for #12 now...with RW...as of this post, which is quite a pretty number, 1111. :)

[HLGStrider]

Ah... I remember when I passed RW... who was on the top ten back then... Keep um coming.

[Goldberry344]

*grin* i passed Chrystophalanx yesterday. :)

[Arathin]

My god(JRRTolkien) you're all insane.....



and I love you!

[Goldberry344]

does that include me?? *is touched*

[Ecthelion]

Who likes my new sig????

[HLGStrider]

Yes, it is very nice!!!

Hey, Nain... You have some of my cats... Get in on the discussion for my soon to come Cat RPG!!! We'll have lots and lots of fun... You can ride your cat and fight the bad guys!!!

[Ecthelion]

YAY! IM IN! Nain rides around the room on Tiger.

[Arathin]

Nain, what ever happened to Tac?

I don't know if it included you, Goldberry. did it?

[Goldberry344]

oh, i hope it did, arathin. i mean, i've know you the longest of anyone on the forum....i hope it includes me...:(

[HLGStrider]

Of course... Goldie is here. she is one of us... Come on Tiger!!!

[Ecthelion]

OH YAY! TAC! Nain whistles and Tac comes flying in. Nain runs around the room standing with a foot on each cat as they run.

[HLGStrider]

Nice riding style, Nain, man.

[Goldberry344]

*Goldie tisks at showoffs as her cat, rabbit, decides to join the rangers. Rabbit picks up Goldie by the back of her shirt and starts running around with nain's cats* "diiiizzzyyyyy"

[HLGStrider]

CATS CAN BE RANGERS TOO??? GOODIE!!! I'VE GOT LOTS OF NEW MEMBERS FOR YOU!!!

[Goldberry344]

maybe its a new Rabbit thing.... ;)

[Arathin]

Muahahahahaha! You all must read Nain's farewell in the Member Announcements. He made me the head of the Rangers. Hurrah!!! I head the Ranger's group thingy. *dances around a little*

[Goldberry344]

*bangs head against wall* save us all!!

[Ecthelion]

Don't worry Goldberry I thought it over and I am coming back and I am still leading the Rangers. Goldberry looks at Nain and smiles with blood dripping down her face and a few teeth missing.

[Goldberry344]

AHHH, why did you freak us out like that??

[EverEve]

*laughs at Goldie cuz she's missing teeth*

[Goldberry344]

i am not.... *goldie pops out the fake teeth from The Halloween Outlet* HAhahahaha *sniggle snaugh* made ya look

[Arathin]

Oh man! I wanted to have some fun with them, Nain. Oh well. *downs a glass of liquer and sits in a corner with her pipe.*

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Sorry to interrupt the always unusual conversation that exists among us, but the rangers were created as a fighting force, or at least a force to help for the commonwealth of the peoples of middle earth. I beleive we should start training again, many of us have fallen lax, and even to the point of utter rediculiousness. I say we begin a training regement, to bring pride and prestige back to our name.

[Arathin]

Elessar does have a good point. And many Rangers have stopped posting all together!

[Ecthelion]

Ok, I agree with Ellesar. You eill br kicked out unless you train through this prgram. I will figure it out and post it tomorrow.

[Goldberry344]

in other words, BE SILLY AS LONG AS YOU CAN!!! (that is until Nain figures out a plan...)

[HLGStrider]

I'm the Jester. Being silly is my job!!! Elgee gasps in horror at the thought of changing but shines her frying pan for battle.

[Goldberry344]

uh oh...
*goldie whips on her Ardvark armor and her Herring sword*

[HLGStrider]

Nice Goldie...

Elgee and her cats arm for battle... Elgee usually lets her cats do the fighting... She is a healer, a nurse, a jester... Remember when the orcs danced the conga for us, Nain?
Romantic, wasn't it? That was the RPG that I shot Korhal in the arm.

[Goldberry344]

*goldie's knees begin to quake, she hops on her Llama and rides up to Elgee....."

NEI!! NEI!! NEI!!! she hollers bravely. then she runs awya.

[HLGStrider]

uh...... Excuse me?

Oh well... PETUNIA!!!

[Ecthelion]

Yes Elgee I remember, that was when I first met you, and it wasn't Korhall you shot it was Ori Bloodbow, he's my real friend, but he left. Ok, first battle technique being learned is archery. NAin shows the group to an outside place that looks like the olympics. They go to a place with bunch of targets. OK everyone grab a bow and arrow and begin. Nain gets his own bow pulls back and swoosh bullseye. Elgee yells "Bet you can't do that again Nain!" Nain pulls back again and lets go woosh this arrow splits through the first hitting the exact same spot. Nain laughs "You should be able to do that by the time we are done."

[Goldberry344]

Goldie (who does archery in real life, too) yawns, strings her bow and puts 6 consecutive arrows into the bullseye. :D

[HLGStrider]

Elgee fends off arrows Luke style with her frying pan... Then practices Archery some more.
Really... I thougt it was Korhall... Oh well.

[Arathin]

Nain, this is a silly exercise considering most of us, including me, are archers. *Arathin says this while constinatly sending arrow splitting one another at the direct bullseye. She does this Elven Style, so fast that almost all of them are having trouble discerning any actual movement.*

[Goldberry344]

too true...

Goldie, hearing the wood split and knowing that Arathin is just showing off, spins around, pulls her bow back, and expertly flys her arrow so that it sticks to the end of Arathin's without splitting it.

[Arathin]

Arathin stops in mid-pull, spins around, and shots an arrow at Elgee's head.

[Goldberry344]

thats not very nice, is it Arathin?

[Arathin]

No it isn't, but does it really have to be? That is the question.

[HLGStrider]

:( :eek:
Why me? I was just sitting here being nice and practicing frying pan moves??? Evil Arathin... sob...

We need a crying smilie...

[Goldberry344]

you know elgee, i told arathin that poor you was gonna have an arrow flying at your head all day, but she didnt care....

[EverEve]

*shoots an arrow, Elven style as well, straight to the center of a bullseye* Nain, cant we move on to swordsmanship or something, cuz thats what i really enjoy....

[Goldberry344]

I like archery, but these are sooooo boreing......movement is good, different shapes, an obstacle course, something else!

[Arathin]

Well you see. Elgee wasn't practicing her archery.

[Goldberry344]

no reason to try to kill her....

[HLGStrider]

Terrible person... I was doing it in my mind.

[Arathin]

Ok sorry, Elgee. I was just trying to make this whole thing interesting. It is boring. But don't worry. Next time I get bored, Goldie gets an arrow in the buttux. hehehe. and so does Mr. Pen, Goldie. Muahahahahahaha!!!

[HLGStrider]

Elgee keeps mentally practicing.

[Goldberry344]

arathin, dont talk. mr pen doesnt have a buttox, but his "friend does"...you know of whom i speak! (and at least i can spell buttox...)

[Eogthea]

Eogthea is back! (Aren't you all so excited? I know you missed me.) What have I/ haven't I missed? Do I really care? Oh, nix the last question, I never care, but tell me anyway. And, arathin, you spelled buttox wrong.

[Goldberry344]

oh, i so said that! kiss my feet, arathin! ;)

[Ecthelion]

"Ok you all we can move on, but first watch this." Nain shoots 5 arrows straight in the air at the same time. All the arrows come down each aimed at someone, right before it would hit them it turns and they each get a bullseye in a seperate target. "Ok, now moving on. I would like everyone to first partner up with another Ranger."

[Eogthea]

Um, ok. That little move was uh kind of odd, Nain. What was the point?

[HLGStrider]

Oh... he's just being male... showing off... :D

Nice work, though.

Welcome back, Eo... How's it going?

Elgee starts building a little log cabin out of her arrows. She then smashes it with her frying pan.

[EverEve]

*laughs for no apparent reason, and then sees a glare from Nain and Ellesar* "Hehe....um, sorry."

[Eogthea]

nods sagely "being male. I see now* still has no idea why anything is happening the way it is and is highly dissappointed that no one has thrown her a welcome-back party

[HLGStrider]

You have to gone longer than that.
I think I will have some fun with colors today I like colors... Boy, is this fun
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arathin]

*shakes her head at this disapointing display and leans back in a corner with her pipe* Hey Elf-girl, still hate the fact that I smoke?

[Goldberry344]

you are a vile creature, arathin, too bad you're one of my best friends. *sulk*

[Arathin]

Thank you, thank you. I think you are perfectly horrible too, Goldie. *blushes* She really cares. *tear* She really cares. *sobs*

[Goldberry344]

*gasp* I AM!!! YAY!!! :D you've never mentioned before...*tear tear*

[Arathin]

I haven't!?! Oh I am soo sorry! *tear, tear* I meant too soo many times. *sob, sob* You're the absolute worst!

[Goldberry344]

*sob* and you, you are just horrible, terrible, no good, very bad!!! *sob* did i ever tell you that you smell? *sniff* cause you do *tear*

get it?? smell=stink=----

[HLGStrider]

Uh... I must be interupting something... Oh well...

I met someone who knows your holy hand grinade speech, Goldie. He was playing around with a toy one talking about who he was going to ask to hold it, and I started to quote it, and he finished it for me.

[Goldberry344]

oh yay!!! it from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (if you didnt know)

[Ecthelion]

Yeah and then he throws the holy hand grenade at the evil rabbit. BTW, IS anyone going to listen to me and join up in pairs?

[Eogthea]

No Nain we will not. According to Elgee, you just want us to do it cuz you're male. Not that I understand that in any way......

[Ecthelion]

No, she said i shot all the arrows and stuff to show off making me a male. PARTNER UP PLEASE!

[Arathin]

First tell us why you want us to pair up. For what 'purposes' do you want us paired up?

Yes I get it, Althea. Very funny, Satan Child.
Wait that is me! Fine...

Yes I get it, Althea. Very funny, Scum bag!

[Goldberry344]

AHA!!! I am partnered with Satan Child! Prepaire to die at the, er, Point (giggle) of Mr Pen and Mr sword....mr sword has a very nice sheath that he likes to snuggle in... *arathin begins to squeal* (i think that i can say that cause she would if it acctually happened)

[HLGStrider]

Being a risk taker I will pair up with whoever arrives next...

[Eogthea]

waves her hands about wildly "Who wants to be paired with me?"

[HLGStrider]

That'd be me... Scary huh???

What now, Nain? Do we have to attempt to kill each other?

[Goldberry344]

apparently you are paired with Elgee...Poor elgee.

[Ecthelion]

Yes, you are sword fighting jus like in the Battle Dome, but for fun. You may all begin.

[Arathin]

*starts slashing at the stupid sheath* Fine, Goldie. All the Mr. Pens and Mr. Sword will all die at my hands!

[Goldberry344]

oh you wish.... *mr pen "writes" all over arathin's face, and mr sword watches, amused*

[Eogthea]

pulls out her beloved but unnamed sword and points it at elgee. she grins

[Goldberry344]

Goldie writes Poor Elgee on arathin's forehead with Mr Pen. Mr. Sword laughs

[Arathin]

*slices Mr. Pen in half* You shall die for that! *starts fighting, Rauko Umbar to Mr. Sword, with Goldie*

[Goldberry344]

Mr Sword defends Goldie from what ever arathin named her sword. then Goldie carefully melts Mr. Pen back together

[HLGStrider]

Elgee uses her frying pan as a shield and strikes a dramatic pose... Okay Eogetha... PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!

Elgee makes a slash at Eo's knees.

[Arathin]

Arathin knocks the welder out of Goldie's hands. "I don't think so. Mr. Pen is dead, and I will defeat that stupid thing and all its spain once and for all."

[HLGStrider]

Eo does not move so Elgee knocks her over and sits on her.

[Arathin]

Eogthea are you really gonna take that?

[Valar]

*Valar Rides up to the Ranger Castle*

"I am sorry i have been away for a while, i have been having to deal with most pressing matters"

"Though i am not for certain, and again when people get exited the wisper of war becomes louder. Maybe again, another false alarm and the forum will fall back into tupor but we must prepare. First of all, Nain, where do you think the Rangers Loyaltys lie?"

"Also nain, if we find time i'll partner with you."

[HLGStrider]

Well, my side will be where my friends are, I suppose. I suppose that means the Rangers. Though I'm not much of a fighter and would prefer to run a nutral red cross or something.

[Goldberry344]

why do are we writing rangers in red??

[HLGStrider]

I didn't notice that we were... Here... I'll write it in BLUE

RANGERS

[EverEve]

Hold up everybody! I need a partner!

[Ecthelion]

Valar Eve and I will triple thraet match. If we do get in war I believe none of oyu have lands but Valar and I so you all shall either be neutral or be loyal to Attanore. This is cool that we have our own thread of soldiers thing now. That's how special we are.

[EverEve]

What are you Valar and I doing? We, the rangers, are loyal to Attanore????

[Ecthelion]

Valar and I are part of Atannore so I guess I would want the Rangers to be loyal to them or be neutral.

[Valar]

I was just wondering it matters not.

[¤-Elessar-¤]

I do not beleive that the rangers are loyal to anyone. They fight for the welfare of the peoples of the west. If the lords of Annatore decide that they will abide by honor and the laws of righteousness set forth by the example of the Eldar and the Valar, then I say we will stand there. However, if they choose the path of my forefathers, the men of Numenore, then we cannot, in our right mind, stand with them.

[HLGStrider]

In other words you'd better behave yourself, Valar and others...

[Ecthelion]

Ok, the Rangers aren't doing much are we? So I am going to make another Ranger RP(yes I will ask Ciryaher this time). First I want ideas on what the Rp should be like. Maybe a huge battle where we save a town form wargs and goblins? Or maybe a journey throgh to the heart of The Misty Mts. where awaits us a prize? Tell me what you want to do in OUR Rp.

[HLGStrider]

Hmmmmmmmm....... I like the Misty Mountain idea... tunnels underground are always good for adventure.... Or cave ins... I will do my best to be serious... sigh................. :rolleyes:

[Ecthelion]

Ok I am going to make the Rp, I ask all Rangers to join.

[HLGStrider]

Will it be on lighthearted or serious??? what is it called?

[Ecthelion]

Serious and it will be called Ranger Only Rp. I'm going to make it tomorrow though.

[HLGStrider]

Watchin' and waitin'....

ROBIN! TO THE BAT CAVE!!!

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA... BAT MAN

[Ecthelion]

Holy rusted metal Batman, evil is afoot!

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Rangers, there is war comming. Which side shall we support? Most of us have already joined in, or are expected to join in with the west, the side opposing the dark lord. But a few of us, including our leader, are alligned with the east. Shall we disband then?

[Ecthelion]

I think those of us fighting in the war are forgiving and will go abck to normal after the war(that semms to happen alot). So I think that we will make it.

[HLGStrider]

Who is are leader??? Nain...???

I forget...

I probably won't be involved. I am lousy at fight scenes, have no allegiances, and have no army and or land... So unless I happen to marry a general of some army (in which case I will help them) or am requested to join some army by any dear friend (which knowing my reputation, I won't be), this ranger is going to remain neutral... tell me how it goes.

[Ecthelion]

Yes I am still the leader.

[HLGStrider]

Hello leader!!!

I like two liters... it is more pop.

[Ecthelion]

YAY! I have 600 posts! BTW congrats Elgee for bing the #1 poster!:D

[HLGStrider]

600 very good... very very very good...
Thanks, it's nice to be Numero Uno... even if it makes Cir mad that I'm proud of it.

[Ecthelion]

Ok due to the stop of the war I ask all Rangers to fine the Ranger thread and post on it.

[Ecthelion]

YAY! 100 posts in 10 days! I'm on a roll! I am 700 and counting!

[Arathin]

Thanks for telling me about this new placment Nain. I really wouldn't have found this otherwise. So What have I missed?

[Ecthelion]

Not much I guess no one can find this thread. I am going to pm everyone on where the new thread is(keep posting on our Rp).

[Ecthelion]

YEA 800 POSTS! HOORAY! 200 MORE TO ONE THOUSAND!

[HLGStrider]

Not much of a showing at the RP

[Ecthelion]

Yes there is considering there's only 3 in it.

[HLGStrider]

I don't suppose inviting a few of my cats would be an acceptable response... :D ;)

[whiterider]

hey I just found this place ,may I join,?
,so whats happening .Ill just take a seat and smoke my pipe for a while

[Ecthelion]

Yes you can join whiterider we are running low on Rangers because when they moved the guilds no one can find it:( But you can join and please join the Ranger Only Rp(#50). Thanks and welcome

[HLGStrider]

It'll be good to have you around, Whiterider. I am the official jester for this group...
Elgee stands on her head but falls down atop one of her cats, gets tangled in a ball of yarn, and then smiles sheepishly.

[whiterider]

Ahhh why thank you good friends you are too kind,wonderful we even have cats (walks ove and begins rubbing elgees cat)
You may call me Benjamin if you like it doesn't matter really ,Whiterider will do if you want

[HLGStrider]

It's good to have a new member again...

[Ecthelion]

Well would you look at that? I got 800 posts...................again..........

[HLGStrider]

Horray for Nain and his 800 posts!!! 809, last time I looked actually.

[Ecthelion]

MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!I am now the dwarf with the most posts on the forum. I have literally just taken the lead over my father Dain Ironfoot.

[Ecthelion]

I would like it to be known that Courtney is still a Ranger, but I have sent her on a secret mission.

[Ecthelion]

THE BIG 900 POSTS FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......................HEY WAIT A SEC.............THATS ONLY 100 FROM 1000! YEAH!

[Ecthelion]

I just past DGoeij. hehe

[whiterider]

you should reach the 1000 in a matter of days nain ,good luck to ya

[Ecthelion]

Thanks whiterider, or Ben or um...........Wel thanks.:D

[HLGStrider]

Hey, Nain, I noticed Wizdom's back. Is he still a Ranger? What position does he hold if so? And should we try to send him a link or something?

I am not good at doing the link things or I'd do it.

[Ecthelion]

I'm still the leader and I will try to get him back here. He will be one of the top Rangers though(not that any are low;) )

[HLGStrider]

I don't think a Jester is exactly a high position... even in our small group.

[Ecthelion]

Actually I am making this new rule. All Rangers are created equal. Even if your the court jester. So whos p for some putt-putt? Nain points to a putt-putt feild.

[HLGStrider]

Uh sure... where did that come from??? Hmmm....
You mean Golf, right? We aren't playiing it with clubs, Orc heads, and rabbit holes, are we?