Who on the forum suits who? "An online dating pair-up"

[Eliot]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Oh we love you...It's Mr. Grumpy Pants we hate.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

HIS NAME IS MARK PRIOR!! :mad: ;) :p

*SOB* I...*sniff* guess I'll *sniff* try something... *grabs tissue* different...

[Celebthôl]

OH GOD ITS WORSE!!

[HLGStrider]

How do you pronounce it then? Vay - il that how i pronounce it. . .
It rhymes with well. .. and I won't believe otherwise. Vell. . .blah

Id be worried if i was being eyed up by 40 year old women

I'm not so worried. . .The kitty watches out for herself.

Are you implying that you look like a Balrog in the mornings, or are you just as grumpy as one in the early hours?

Don't like early hours. . .

wait, i'm just digging a deeper hole for myself, aren't I?

Yep.

[Rhiannon]

MR. GRUMPY PANTS THE SECOND!!!!!!

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by powersauce
*runs in*aha i got it GW and Rhi!!! is it not brilliant
;)
she can teach him bout monty python



uh er....Gw do u really have a long white beard?:D

Gandalf White is not being matched...besides, Rhiannon is too, well, "jumpy." ;)

The beard question is answered in my siggy!


Thol: I apparently got out of that scrape rather easily. Time for me to learn to watch my mouth...not! :rolleyes: :p ;)


Eliot: We will not hesitate to use our practically limitless powers if you refuse to change your avatar to something normal...a cherry pie, for instance. :o Arebeth, once again I must ask your help! :)

[Rhiannon]

Rhiannon is too, well, "jumpy."


Jumpy??? Jumpy??? *looks around bewildered* I'm jumpy???

[Eliot]

But...but...WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT???? :confused: :confused: :eek:

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Jumpy??? Jumpy??? *looks around bewildered* I'm jumpy??? Jumpy was the best I could come up with. :p The hour is late...

Perhaps "excitable" would do better. Yes, that's it.

GW is not in the least excitable...:rolleyes:

Eliot: What's wrong with it??? It's like your other one, except it's different! :D ;) Is it not enough that the all-powerful match-makers don't like it??? :o

[Rhiannon]

Jumpy was the best I could come up with. The hour is late...

Perhaps "excitable" would do better. Yes, that's it.

Excitable?...Maybe, 'operatic'?

Gee, those Cubs are unhappy people...

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Excitable?...Maybe, 'operatic'?

Gee, those Cubs are unhappy people... I don't know what operatic means...what do you bet that word will come up on my SAT's tomorrow? :rolleyes:

However, I think it is safe to say that GW is not operatic, either.

[Rhiannon]

operatic

Of or pertaining to the opera or to operas; characteristic of, or resembling, the opera.

...often used to mean something on a large, dramatic scale. DRAMA! EXCITMENT! EXPLOSIONS! BANG!

[Eliot]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Gee, those Cubs are unhappy people...

You really think so?? :confused: (sarcasm intended) ;)

Oh, you know, they only lost the NL Championship... :rolleyes:

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Eliot
You really think so?? :confused: (sarcasm intended) ;)

Oh, you know, they only lost the NL Championship... :rolleyes: And so they took these pictures afterwards to commemorate that event? :rolleyes: :p ;)


And we can now be 100% sure that GW is not operatic, although he does enjoy movies with DRAMA! EXCITMENT! EXPLOSIONS! BANG! ;)

If we don't already have YayGollum matched up, I think he and Rhi would go well together...

[Rhiannon]

No no no. No offense to Yay, but I think I would probably end up killing him.

Have you got any strong, silent, wise types in stock?

I'm not excitable...excitable is like 'flighty'. I'm just dramatic.

[Arebeth]

I'm afraid I've done my best.
Now it's up to Eliot to realize that is [new?] avatar is boring everyone. He must get over his "rebel" period, I suppose.
I feel sorry for him.:D

So... nothing against Marlene Dietrich? *starts singing Lilli Marlen (in German)* [It's my favourite song at the moment. But don't worry, usually it doesn't stay long.:rolleyes:]

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Have you got any strong, silent, wise types in stock?.

Let me go check the back, I think we just got a shipment...:p ;)

[Aragorn21]

omg, this has to be one of the funniest threads I've ever read! :D And about GW, I live with him, I should know he DOES have a long white beard. We always told him he needed to start shaveing, but he never listened to us...oh well, it's his own fault, maybe with all these people talking about him he'll get it cut. :p ;)

[Beleg]

OkaY, I have been recently informed that Mr. Swordmaster is in real need of a good partner.

Mr. Swordmaster is an able working rpg'er of 15. So any bidders for this handsome, hardworking youth?
And he is male.

A POSSIBLE match can be Angoreth [Whose avatar I greatly admire] and The_Swordmaster.

Both are fifteen so agewise it isn't the problem.



:p

[Saucy]

:D i still say Rhi and GW....
and its a not a matter of wheither u wwant to be matched or not...U have been matched ;)

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by powersauce
:D i still say Rhi and GW....
and its a not a matter of wheither u wwant to be matched or not...U have been matched ;) *covers his ears* Wha? What did you say? I didn't catch a word...;)

Rhi/jallan...he's silent and wise, no idea about his strength, though.

Beleg, you're matched up with Beth, right? (Can't be bothered to check which page that was on...):rolleyes:

[Saucy]

:p you've been matched GW...deal with it;)

[Elbereth]

Ok folks...here are my evil choices for TTF matches....

Wonko/Dain - there are no words to describe how evil this pairing would be.

Rhiannon/Black Captain - why...because I said so!

Nom/Gothmog - I just think this is a good match...that's all

Azog/ LegolasLuver - does this one even need an explaination of how evil it is?

BranMuffin/ Muffinly - it's a muffin thing ;)

baragund/Narya - these two are just damn good rpg'ers and are in the same class when it comes to maturity and talent. A perfect match!

[Turin]

Heh, talk about evil.:rolleyes:

[Gandalf White]

Oh yes, I like them, all of them! Although I'm prone to think Azog/ LegolasLuver - does this one even need an explaination of how evil it is? would end on a bad note...;)

Why didn't I think of Rhi and BC? :confused:

[Elbereth]

Let's go back in time a bit and reminisce on the Tolkien forum pairings of the past:

korhall/arisen pheonix

talierin/mithrandir

Tar Ancalime/Dengen

Elbereth/ Valar

Kementari/ Ciryaher - oh wait...they are still a couple ...;) :D ;) :p

Beorn/ Chippy (Andraste)

I think that is it... Is there anyone I'm missing?

[Gandalf White]

How many of these are still "functional?" (Barring the Talierin/mithrandir one, of course) :o

Do we have you matched up? I don't recall seeing Valar around recently...

[Elbereth]

Well considering that most of these matches (except Cir and Kem) were fictional pairings for rpg purposes....I would say that none are currently still functional...but I thought it would be cool to look back for nostalgia purposes for all those involved.:)

PS...no, Valar is not on TTF any longer...he's been too busy with life to participate...he and I are still friends though. He is greatly missed. :(

[HLGStrider]

baragund/Narya - these two are just damn good rpg'ers and are in the same class when it comes to maturity and talent. A perfect match!

Uh-hem. . .Nenya is younger than me. . .I remember sending Baragund a pm for his 40th birthday not too long ago. ..hmm. ..

[Rhiannon]

Rhiannon/Black Captain - why...because I said so!
But- HEY! I can't date my arch-nemisis!

[HLGStrider]

Why ever not? I'm sure it has been done before!

I'd do it if I had an arch nemesis, which I don't.

[Rhiannon]

Because. I'd leave microwave door open, he'd leave the seat up, I'd hate his music, he'd get sick of navigating around my books, I'd be jealous of his car, he'd wear dirty socks, and before you know it I'd have to cut his head off and the relationship would come to a very messy end.

[Aulë]

Originally posted by HLGStrider
Uh-hem. . .Nenya is younger than me. . .I remember sending Baragund a pm for his 40th birthday not too long ago. ..hmm. ..
NARya, not NENya ;)

[baragund]

baragund/Narya - these two are just damn good rpg'ers and are in the same class when it comes to maturity and talent. A perfect match!

Whoooaa, Elbereth!! I would be in DEEP guano with the wife if she knew I was being matched!:D But thanks for the kind thought:) And Elgee's right. I believe I'm old enough to be Narya's Dad.:eek:

Here are a couple I submit for consideration:

Maedhros and Nom... if they don't strangle each other first.:)

Inderjit S and Chrysophalax, because they are both so delightfully twisted!

Feanorian and Nenya Evenstar (for real), two of the nicest and most thoughtful people on the forum.

YayGollum and Elgee, both march to the beat of a different drummer.

[Celebthôl]

But- HEY! I can't date my arch-nemisis! Arch-nemesis in name only. I like it! :eek:

In order to review, we have:

MacAddict/Talierin
Snaga/Wonks
Celebthol/Starflower
Eliot/Arebeth
Beorn/Legolam
Aule/Lhunithiel
Dr. Ransom/Elgee
Beleg/Beth
Aragorn21/Sabeen
Michel Delving/Powersauce
Kementari/Ciryaher
BranMuffin/Muffinly
The-Elf-Herself/YayGollum
Rhiannon/BlackCaptain
Gandalf White/Any resident purist lass under 20

(Sorry, I just had to add that last one, it makes me crack up every time I think about it!) :D

Also, it's been mentioned before, but I think it should become official:

Elbereth/Eriol

Did we miss anyone?

EDIT: Posted on behalf of Gandalf White whos account isnt working properly or something. . .

[Aulë]

I demand that you find me and Lhun different match ups :p
Periaurian + Tolkienologist = Mayhem ;)

[Talierin]

Aule doesn't need a matchup, he has his kangaroos for company ;)

[Rhiannon]

I REFUSE TO BE PAIRED WITH MY ARCH-NEMESIS no matter how cute he is. BC, keep your distance or I'll be forced to behead you.

[Idril]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
Did we miss anyone?

Me? :(:(:(

[Saucy]

:mad: for the millionth time i will not be matched with MD!!!!!

[Celebthôl]

Ya stuck with them now, so deal :p

Idril/Eriol

There, everyone is done and I dont care if you dont like! :p :D

[Saucy]

:p i hope u dont plan on doing this professionally!!!!:D


:D

[Gandalf White]

Hmmm, a little juxtaposing needed here...

Powersauce/BC
Rhiannon/MD
Idril/Eriol

Now we need someone for Elbereth...

Will this never end? :p ;)

[Beleg]

nah, I refuse to go along with Idril/Eriol.

a better pairing is Idril/Baragund.

:p

[Gandalf White]

Alright, then we could have:

Idril/baragund
Elbereth/Eriol

I think that works out quite well, unless someone has more objections...:p

[Rhiannon]

Who is MD and will I feel the need to whack his head off?

[Elbereth]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
I REFUSE TO BE PAIRED WITH MY ARCH-NEMESIS no matter how cute he is. BC, keep your distance or I'll be forced to behead you.

You know what they always say. True love always starts with the girl saying

"HE'S THE MOST CONTEMPTABLE MAN I'VE EVER MET!"

Then the next thing you know they fall in love and live happily ever after! ;)

My choice still stands: Rhiannon/BlackCaptain

PS: I don't mind being paired with Eriol....as Elgee so eloquently puts it....he's a doll! Although if you think I would be better with someone else, I'm also open to new options. I'm in no rush to be paired up with anyone anyway.

[Rhiannon]

I will now proceed to be sullen and offended.

[Elbereth]

Oh, cheer up Rhi,

BC is not all that bad...and maybe once you tamed him...he'll be everything you ever dreamed of...hehehe :D

[baragund]

As Beleg said:

a better pairing is Idril/Baragund.

Oh Yes, that'll work! We could wile away the days discussing kitchen remodeling:D Ahhhh, the nuances of corian vs. formica vs. granite countertops; tile vs pergo laminate flooring; gas vs. electric cooktop; the possibilities are endless!!

[HLGStrider]

YayGollum and Elgee, both march to the beat of a different drummer.

I don't need a drummer. . .Gosh, this would be scary. . .

I don't mind being paired with Eriol....as Elgee so eloquently puts it....he's a doll!

Eloquently and accurately (he loves it when we do this, you know. We ought to do it more often).

[Rhiannon]

Eriol is a doll!

I like Eriol ;)

I like BC too, but as an arch-nemesis! Geez, think of the awkward dinner conversation..."So, what do you do for a living?" "Oh, I spread fear and darkness and evil across the land, what about you?"

[HLGStrider]

You'd be better off than poor Dr. Random who will have to listen to me talk about cats every night.

[Rhiannon]

I feel for Dr. Random.

I hope he likes lilac.

[Idril]

Originally posted by baragund
Oh Yes, that'll work! We could wile away the days discussing kitchen remodeling:D Ahhhh, the nuances of corian vs. formica vs. granite countertops; tile vs pergo laminate flooring; gas vs. electric cooktop; the possibilities are endless!!

Which reminds me love, I've gone for a solid birch worktop and a chestnut laminate floor........ ;)

[Arvedui]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Who is MD and will I feel the need to whack his head off?
MD is Michel Delving, and the answer to your question is Yes. Check out the thread The First Picture of Sauron in the World! (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11065)
Chopping his head off would at least make Gandalf White happy, I think...:D

[Rhiannon]

OFF WITH HIS HEAD! WHEEEHEEEE!

[Aulë]

I know :D

Thol and Rhi :D
They would make a perfect couple. Thol loves American girls, and Rhi.....errr.....Rhi likes....guys....
(poor Rhi ;) )

[Rhiannon]

Thol loves American girls, and Rhi.....errr.....Rhi likes....guys....
(poor Rhi )

This does not look promising.

[Aulë]

http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=373077#post373077
Look here to see what 'potential' Thol has as a boyfriend ;)

[Celebthôl]

*shrieks*

Jeepers :o

Aule! You told me to write it! I pass the blame entirely onto you :D

[Talierin]

Sorry guys, that was a little too much over TTF's PG rating...

[Rhiannon]

I do not want to see it anyway...:eek:

[Aulë]

Never fear- I took a screenshot ;)
Anyone want a copy to cherish? :D

[Celebthôl]

*breaks down laughing in floods of tears*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!

It was all in benefit of Nóm :D Send it to her :D

[Beleg]

erm, guys back to topic.

How about NIniel and DJgoei?

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Arvedui
Chopping his head off would at least make Gandalf White happy, I think...:D

Oh, ahahahahaa :D *cracks up* No, I wouldn't want MD to lose that creative mind of his!

Do we really want to break up Thol and SF? It seemed so perfect....;)

[Snaga]

Thol and Nom looks perfect to me!:D

But first, I think they need matching warning points. C'mon... Thol's gotta earn some for that. *looks pleadingly at Tal*

:D:D:D

[Celebthôl]

:eek:

WHY YOU LITTLE. . . !

And you even have tea/coffee in my house! :eek: :D

Twas all in fun :p and like no one saw it :( :D

[Nóm]

*gasp*

Noooooooo way Snaga... I am not good (any every sense of the word) enough for Thol. Also he is 17 and I am 24, and that is not legal. Hmm but on the other hand... he could write me some steamy stories ;).

And Elbereth... I don't take kindly to Balrogs... they killed Fingon. :(

... if they don't strangle each other first. :)

I'd like to see that one-handed Feanorian try! ;)

Periaurian + Tolkienologist = Mayhem ;)
Incomplete.

Anyone + Tolkienologist = Mayhem :p

EDIT: I removed the end of my post. And no I did not want to be asked about it... it was more of an inside thing to the few who knew.

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by Nóm
*gasp*

Noooooooo way Snaga... I am not good (any every sense of the word) enough for Thol. Also he is 17 and I am 24, and that is not legal. Hmm but on the other hand... he could write me some steamy stories ;).

LOL first off, i am not good enough for anyone ;) so dont worry about that, im a drag on all people. . . and i was/am (its changed so much that i lost track :rolleyes: ) with SF and shes like 28 or something. . . AND I AM NOT THE RESIDENT EROTIC NOVELIST!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! :D

*ponders a minutes* hmmm, wonder how much i could make if. . . oh oops, just thinking allowed. . . ;)

[Gandalf White]

*sighs about the one she wishes she was matched with*

Translated: I hope someone notices this little ending to my post, asks who the person is, and matches me up so that I can be perfectly happy... ;)

Fine, who is he? :o

[Rhiannon]

All the guys I really want to be matched with are fictional.

You can see how awkward this is.

[The-Elf-Herself]

[i]Originally posted by Celebthí±²í°›/i]
LOL first off, i am not good enough for anyone ;) so dont worry about that, im a drag on all people. . .

Aw, shut up man. ;) As the queen of the brutally honest, I declare that a dishonest and entirely too self-deprecating statement. I banish thee to the silly string dungeons! Mwahaha!

Alrighty, are you guys still set on this match-up between Yay and me, or have you moved on to other people? *looks hopeful* I mean, other than the fact that neither of us is remotely interested in anything romantic, I wonder how you would ever manage to GET us into this fabled closet of yours. Tis not happening, I'm very aware, I don't think you'd be able to pull any of this 'kidnapping in the dark of the night' stuff on me.

Oh, I'll solve your problems Rhian! *gets out nifty interdimensional book character appearer(patent pending), points it in the air, and presses a bright shiny button. The device makes a dull 'thonk!' and incinerates* Dang, sorry, maybe not.

[Rhiannon]

Match Jam with Thol, so she'll be available to whack him for us ;)

Thanks for the try Jam...I guess I'm stuck living in lonelieness for now:rolleyes:

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Match Jam with Thol, so she'll be available to whack him for us ;)

Thanks for the try Jam...I guess I'm stuck living in lonelieness for now:rolleyes:

We can't have this happening, it will never do...:o Surely you must be able to pick someone from TTF.

And yes, Elf-Herself, you and YayGollum must work out your "differences." You're perfect for each other, we all see it! ;)

[Rhiannon]

We can't have this happening, it will never do... Surely you must be able to pick someone from TTF.

Well, let's see...

Match for Rhi:
Must be chivalrous, intelligent, with good shoulders. Not afraid of dysfunctional females. Wild black hair and grey eyes preferred. Good at reading aloud; deep voice. Must enjoy talking about books. A lot. Sword wielder a must. Machoism not encouraged. Clean hair absolutely necessary. Nice forest lands with waterfall a plus. Must appreciate darkness and cynicism in a woman. Shy and sensitive nature appreciated.

[Rangerdave]

Originally posted by Elbereth
First of all, before I make my choices I want to express my extreme attraction and like to all metrosexual men! Maybe it is just me...but I don't see anything wrong with an attractive guy who is well kept, well dressed, cultured, and sensitive to a women's feelings. And heck yeah a guy should be able to cook and clean as well as a woman! There is nothing wrong with that!



As our most culturally astute members, I would like to elicit from you some clarity of terms.
Help us O Star Queen, you are our only hope.

From what I can gather, the emphasis of Metrosexuality always stated as a male who is comfortable with fashion, culinary excellence and compassionate understanding of a partners want and needs. This is perfectly respectable.

So why is it that the only models presented as Metrosexual effeminate males?

What is the major difference between a Metrosexual and a Gentleman?
For example, I prefer English wool for my suits, can tell the difference between a shaken and stirred martini by sight alone, and prepare a gourmet meal without the use of a cookbook or caterer. But I can also repair an automobile, defend myself and others, and enjoy a beer at a baseball game.

I can claim to have nearly all the same talents of the so called Metrosexual, the only difference is that I am not effeminate. So wherein lies the difference.

As Robert Heinlein once wrote...
A man should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

James Bond and I really want to know.
Thanks

RD

[Rhiannon]

RD has got a really good point.

Effeminate = not attractive
Gentleman = very attractive

[Snaga]

Hehe.... RD is too smooth for you, Rhi. In the guise of a question, RD has just managed to have a huge bragging session!

Of course, the answer to the question is that if you need to ask, you'll never know.:D

[Rangerdave]

Originally posted by snaga1
Hehe.... RD is too smooth for you, Rhi. In the guise of a question, RD has just managed to have a huge bragging session!

Of course, the answer to the question is that if you need to ask, you'll never know.:D


Durn Tootin'
:p

But I think you get my point.
RD

[Arvedui]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Sword wielder a must.
Is wielding a machine-gun OK with you?

[spirit]

match me up wid someone...:p

[Beleg]

Arvedui and Spirit?

[The-Elf-Herself]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
And yes, Elf-Herself, you and YayGollum must work out your "differences." You're perfect for each other, we all see it! ;)

*sniffs* Crazy people-not happening. ;) Hmmm, that ultimate guy of yours sounds awful like a certain Gondorian Steward who has a name beginning with an 'F', Rhian. Alas that he's already taken by your favorite heroine.;) Hmmm, have any other options?

[Arvedui]

Originally posted by Beleg
Arvedui and Spirit?
Hey you!

Keep me out of this thread!:p

Besides, I think that the age-difference is way out of balance...

[spirit]

Beleg...CAN I KILL YOU???

[Arvedui]

Be my guest!
Contact me if you need any help:D

[spirit]

nah! im sure i can kill him! easy work!

*starts to strangle Beleg*

[Gandalf White]

Surely you must be able to pick someone from TTF. (Emphasis added)

I thought we were purposely going non-fictional here. ;) As Elf-Herself said, you're guy is already taken. Err, was already taken, he's dead now. :o Perhaps you could lessen the requirements a bit? ;) :)

If Elf is insistent on turning down Yay, we could always match Spirit with him...

Otherwise I'm not sure yet.

[spirit]

yay gollum?
that crazy person :confused: :eek:
no only joking:D

[My_Precious]

quote:
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Originally posted by My_Precious
and he is a Cubs fan.
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Wait, are you implying that's a good thing?

Well, I don't really know the rules of the game to appreciate baseball fully, but all my friends tend to be die-hard Cubs fans, so that means that I had to explain to them that poor Steve Bartman wasn't completely at fault for catching that ball because there were about 20 more people reaching for it.... Nevermind that. :D

You really think so?? (sarcasm intended)

Oh, you know, they only lost the NL Championship...

Here we go again...:rolleyes: ;)



Well, let's see...

Match for Rhi:
Must be chivalrous, intelligent, with good shoulders. Not afraid of dysfunctional females. Wild black hair and grey eyes preferred. Good at reading aloud; deep voice. Must enjoy talking about books. A lot. Sword wielder a must. Machoism not encouraged. Clean hair absolutely necessary. Nice forest lands with waterfall a plus. Must appreciate darkness and cynicism in a woman. Shy and sensitive nature appreciated.
*falls on the floor laughing* I second that...
But seriously, I think that Rhi and Yay are a perfect match. She just needs to catch him first.:)

[Beleg]

Argh! I wanna live! I want to live!


Okay what about another match?

Foolokatook and Spirit?





:cool:



:D



;)







runs off before he is strangled

[Saucy]

:rolleyes: if yay was to see this he'd curse us all!!!
Rhi and GW are already matched u guys :D to each other ;)

[Bethelarien]

Originally posted by spirit
nah! im sure i can kill him! easy work!

*starts to strangle Beleg*

Hey! Watch it! That's my match you're strangling!

:D

[Saucy]

awww how cute...beth and beleg acknowledege that they are matched ;) simply adorable:D

[Eliot]

Originally posted by My_Precious
Well, I don't really know the rules of the game to appreciate baseball fully, but all my friends tend to be die-hard Cubs fans, so that means that I had to explain to them that poor Steve Bartman wasn't completely at fault for catching that ball because there were about 20 more people reaching for it.... Nevermind that. :D

Well, see, I'm not stupid, so I understand that it wasn't poor Steve's fault that they lost. If Moises hadn't started acting like a two-year old when he didn't catch that ball, the fans wouldn't have been ready to kill Steve, and the Cubs players wouldn't have been as nervous. I think if Alex Gonzalez wasn't nervous, he would've caught that ball, and gotten a double-play and the Chicago Cubs would've gone to the World Series for the first time since 1945. But, no....

[Saucy]

way to get off topic ;)

[Gandalf White]

Hmmm

Rhi/Theoden_King would be a fine match-up.

Did anyone else see the the moderator advocating violence on this Forum? ;)

blackmail, anyone?

[Rhiannon]

Hmmm, that ultimate guy of yours sounds awful like a certain Gondorian Steward who has a name beginning with an 'F', Rhian. Alas that he's already taken by your favorite heroine. Hmmm, have any other options?
A clone? she asked hopefully.

Surely you must be able to pick someone from TTF. (Emphasis added)

I thought we were purposely going non-fictional here. As Elf-Herself said, you're guy is already taken. Err, was already taken, he's dead now. Perhaps you could lessen the requirements a bit?
Fine fine fine...I suppose I could deal with him not having a waterfall.

*falls on the floor laughing* I second that...
But seriously, I think that Rhi and Yay are a perfect match. She just needs to catch him first.
Not. Happening. I swear I'd end up killing him.

[Saucy]

*muses to self* i know a match for me!:D

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Fine fine fine...I suppose I could deal with him not having a waterfall.

Good, because I don't think Theoden_king has one. Are there any objections to this match?


Don't worry, powersauce, we will eventually find the right guy.

[HLGStrider]

I banish thee to the silly string dungeons! Mwahaha!

Man! This chick is evil. . .

can tell the difference between a shaken and stirred martini by sight alone

Ok, now I'm impressed. . .and I agree with your rant, even if I doubt some of your ranting. . .by sight? Even Bond tasted first. . .

Hmmm, that ultimate guy of yours sounds awful like a certain Gondorian Steward who has a name beginning with an 'F', Rhian.

Frank! Oh yes, Frank is such a great guy. . .

[Rhiannon]

Geez, now I have to stalk Theoden_King and decide if I like him...

[Elbereth]

Originally posted by Rangerdave
As our most culturally astute members, I would like to elicit from you some clarity of terms.
Help us O Star Queen, you are our only hope.


The Star Queen has heard your pleas and I am more than happy to answer what I can.

From what I can gather, the emphasis of Metrosexuality always stated as a male who is comfortable with fashion, culinary excellence and compassionate understanding of a partners want and needs. This is perfectly respectable.

So why is it that the only models presented as Metrosexual effeminate males?

What is the major difference between a Metrosexual and a Gentleman?
For example, I prefer English wool for my suits, can tell the difference between a shaken and stirred martini by sight alone, and prepare a gourmet meal without the use of a cookbook or caterer. But I can also repair an automobile, defend myself and others, and enjoy a beer at a baseball game.

I can claim to have nearly all the same talents of the so called Metrosexual, the only difference is that I am not effeminate. So wherein lies the difference.

Well it is very simple to distiguish a 'Metrosexual' from a 'Gentleman'. A Metrosexual is like a gentleman where they are polite, sensitive males, who are comfortable with fashion and the culinary arts ....However the major difference is that a Metrosexual also enjoys activities that are commonly associated with females...such as manicures, pedicures, facials, shopping for designer clothing. (and I MEAN designer - GUCCI, PRADA, ARMANI, ECT..) (He also has a tendancy to like to shave himself in areas that a normal man would not (...I won't go into details here. ))

I could go on...but I think you go the gist of it there.

[Rhiannon]

However the major difference is that a Metrosexual also enjoys activities that are commonly associated with females...such as manicures, pedicures, facials, shopping for designer clothing. (and I MEAN designer - GUCCI, PRADA, ARMANI, ECT..)

....

Those are things I don't do. And not likely to ever do.

[HLGStrider]

The problem I have with the whole metrosexual issue is that it takes everything society supposedly hates in women (The fashion consciousness beyond just looking nice, the primping, the fear of sweat. . .all those things feminism wanted to root out of the female-stereo type, things traditionally seen as female WEAKNESSES) and gives them to men, and this supposedly makes them more attractive somehow. It's just something I don't get.

[Rhiannon]

Me neither.

Now, clean hair on a guy, that I can appreciate. Gucci...no.

[HLGStrider]

I won't marry a guy who spends more time on his hair in the morning than I do (though considering that I gave up trying to style my hair ages ago and consider a pony tail hard work this might not be fair. . .).

[Rhiannon]

The world is lucky I brush my hair. Style it? Don't get your hopes up.

I do listen to opera, though.

[HLGStrider]

I listen to talk radio. . .what's that make me? I guess I just have a thing for Bill O'Rielly's voice. . .that is very odd, but I do.

[Rhiannon]

I listen to opera...and Broadway...and BBC radio dramas...and Oldies...

[Talierin]

Alright ladies, back on topic now

[HLGStrider]

It was sort of on topic. The topic is match ups and I just gave a clue as to what I find attractive in guys. . .a sarcastic voice with a tinge of arrogance. . .

Any applicants?

[Rhiannon]

Yeah...It's not so much a question of who I'd take, as it is who you could talk in to taking me.

[HLGStrider]

Well, Bill O'Reilly's married, but I haven't been able to get a fix on Shepherd Smith's marital status. . .HE'S MINE anyway. . .You can't have Shep!

[Arvedui]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Did anyone else see the the moderator advocating violence on this Forum? ;)

No.
Which one???;) :D

[Rhiannon]

COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!

[Aulë]

Errrr....Elgee....you DO realise where that kitten picture is from?...don't you? ;)

[spirit]

Originally posted by Bethelarien
Hey! Watch it! That's my match you're strangling!
:D

okk damn! well, if u ever want him...gone...you know who to come to!!
*muses to self* i know a match for me!
who?:D

[Eliot]

Originally posted by HLGStrider
a sarcastic voice with a tinge of arrogance. . .

Any applicants?

That would be me...

[Rhiannon]

That would be me...
You're taken! AREBETH! Eliot has wandering eyes!

[Eliot]

HAHAHA, I was just kidding :p

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Aulë
Errrr....Elgee....you DO realise where that kitten picture is from?...don't you? ;) Don't we all? ;)

Originally posted by Rhiannon
You're taken! AREBETH! Eliot has wandering eyes!

:eek: Oh, the horror! :eek: Eliot, how could you??? :p ;)

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

It was sort of on topic. The topic is match ups and I just gave a clue as to what I find attractive in guys. . .a sarcastic voice with a tinge of arrogance. . .

Any applicants?
Now I wonder who could fit that description more perfectly than I?

;) Definitely sarcastic, and theres no doubt about the arrogance... but something tells me that Im not too attractive in your eyes. Hmmm, I must intensify the French charm!

[HLGStrider]

Errrr....Elgee....you DO realise where that kitten picture is from?...don't you?

I know what you're thinking, and I don't think it is the same one. I think it is similar, but that kitty had a terrified look. Mine has a playfully bounding towards its master look. . .

Can you bottle French Charm? It sounds like a great name for a colonge.

[Rhiannon]

*raises hand* I DON'T KNOW WHAT AULE IS TALKING ABOUT!

[Aulë]

*pats Rhi on the head*

I think that it is better that you don't know....;)

[HLGStrider]

Exactly what I told her.

[Rhiannon]

I just wanted to broadcast my ignorance. I make a hobby of it.

[HLGStrider]

ERIOL AND RHIANNON!

Perfect. Eriol is Faramirish!

He lives in Rio! There are waterfalls there!

AND Rhi is 17 and Eri is 28. Eleven years difference. That's the same as between Eowyn and Faramir!

Coincidence?

[spirit]

i think not!

(anyone believe in soulmates!)

[HLGStrider]

Not really. It suggests the idea of only one person you can truly love, and I believe that if my first husband who I truly love gets hit by a bus there is a possibility that there is another person I can truly love out there so I can have a second husband. . .

It also suggests you can marry the wrong person which suggests that it would be al right to leave that person for a truer person, which is another idea I don't like.

[My_Precious]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
*raises hand* I DON'T KNOW WHAT AULE IS TALKING ABOUT!
I don't either! And I'm very curious to find out. Do not worry, I have a strong heart, I can handle the truth. :cool:

[Rhiannon]

Originally posted by HLGStrider
Not really. It suggests the idea of only one person you can truly love, and I believe that if my first husband who I truly love gets hit by a bus there is a possibility that there is another person I can truly love out there so I can have a second husband. . .

It also suggests you can marry the wrong person which suggests that it would be al right to leave that person for a truer person, which is another idea I don't like.

I think there is a possibility of a second person you could truly love...but it would be a different quality of love. Not more or less true, but still different. That's why I think it's important to feel a bond with any person you consider marrying; not just a mutual benefit, though marriage based on that can be happy and even loving. And bonds can develop later. But I would want the bond to be there first.

[Saucy]

have been here for awhile!!
anyways...ya u dont have to match me anymore...i found my own match ;)

hey who'd we match elgee up with?:rolleyes:

[My_Precious]

Originally posted by powersauce
have been here for awhile!!
anyways...ya u dont have to match me anymore...i found my own match ;)
Do we get to know who? :)

[Rangerdave]

Originally posted by HLGStrider
Not really. It suggests the idea of only one person you can truly love, and I believe that if my first husband who I truly love gets hit by a bus there is a possibility that there is another person I can truly love out there so I can have a second husband. . .

It also suggests you can marry the wrong person which suggests that it would be al right to leave that person for a truer person, which is another idea I don't like.

Or maybe if the first one turns out to be a dud, you can push him in front of a bus and try again?

RD:p

[HLGStrider]

I think there is a possibility of a second person you could truly love...but it would be a different quality of love. Not more or less true, but still different.

I disagree. I think it is very possible to love the same way twice. Of course, considering it is a different person, the love will manifest itself differently the second time.

That's why I think it's important to feel a bond with any person you consider marrying; not just a mutual benefit, though marriage based on that can be happy and even loving.

I know love isn't based at all on mutual benefit. I'd go as far as to say love isn't based on a bond, either. If a person doesn't love you in return it doesn't lessen your love for them. Love is based on love. It's a choice you make to feel for someone more than yourself. Bond is something that can fizzle in and out. Sometimes you'll feel it. Sometimes it will be fuzzy and perhaps you'll lose it all together for times. However, love doesn't care about bonds. It just keeps putting the other before the self.

Or maybe if the first one turns out to be a dud, you can push him in front of a bus and try again?

As I said earlier:not before he's signed that large insurance policy and I've made sure I'm the benefactor.;)

There's something nice to scare Thol with.

[Celebthôl]

I disagree. I think it is very possible to love the same way twice. Of course, considering it is a different person, the love will manifest itself differently the second time.

You will never love in the same way as your first love, and you will never love in the same way twice. I think its something to do with not wanting to be hurt so its an intirior thinga majigger. . .

I know love isn't based at all on mutual benefit. I'd go as far as to say love isn't based on a bond, either. If a person doesn't love you in return it doesn't lessen your love for them. Love is based on love. It's a choice you make to feel for someone more than yourself. Bond is something that can fizzle in and out. Sometimes you'll feel it. Sometimes it will be fuzzy and perhaps you'll lose it all together for times. However, love doesn't care about bonds. It just keeps putting the other before the self.

Not a choise, I didnt chose to love some people, but i just did love them (not that i didnt love it ;)), but you cant turn love on and off like a light switch, its not that simple. . .

As I said earlier:not before he's signed that large insurance policy and I've made sure I'm the benefactor.;)

There's something nice to scare Thol with.

LOL, i remember hearing this before, its scared me then, its scaring me now :( :D
No fear, at least i know not to marry you now Elgee ;) :p I dont like buses :o ;)

[Nóm]

Something amazingly surprising was just reveiled to me. :D

Thol was right about Aule and I all along.

I know I said he was too mean, but so am I! We're perfect really.

And thought I said he is a little more down to earth than i agree with... but it is just as well... he can keep me from drifting too far into La La Land. ;)

[Elbereth]

*nudges Thol*

Hey Thol...I don't know about you...but I think Nom is trying to send you a hint. ;)

[HLGStrider]

You will never love in the same way as your first love, and you will never love in the same way twice. I think its something to do with not wanting to be hurt so its an intirior thinga majigger

I think you're very wrong. I don't really have a problem with being vulnerable. For instance, I have a bad habit of trusting EVERYONE. I tell my deepest feelings to whoever will listen, and yes, some of those people go around and stab me in the back and use the knowledge I've given them to hurt me. I know this. I know if I'd shut up it wouldn't happen anymore. Doesn't make me shut up. I still trust everybody. I'm not a suspicious person. I'll believe good until the end of the world. Some people possibly can get themselves into that sort of block, but not me. It would have to be very hurt, the sort of hurt that would have me in a mental institution for a short time because I really don't handle emotions well enough to get hurt that well and not flip.

Not a choise, I didnt chose to love some people, but i just did love them (not that i didnt love it ), but you cant turn love on and off like a light switch, its not that simple. . .

No, you can't turn love off. But you can turn it on. Once on, never off (if it is real love). There's like, of course. A lot of times like isn't in our control. We meet a person and like or dislike based on odd things. Eventually we can make ourselves like someone but why would you want to? Then physical attraction. Physical attraction is also something I don't think we can easily control. It's also too based on our personality and preferences. True love isn't based on anything like what sort of person the other person is (whether he's right for you or not). We all know we fall in love with people who are terribly wrong for us. A lot of people say this proves that we arent' choosing it, why would we choose to be hurt. I think it does the opposite. If you think about who we "like" we generally don't choose that. We like people because they're pleasant or fun or have something that attracts us to them. Love will be in spite of the bad.

I do believe the choice can occasionally be subconscious, but it is a choice. If it weren't a choice you couldn't resist it, and you can resist love (very hard thing to resist. . .). What you resist when you resist falling in love is making the choice to love.

I personally didn't resist and made a choice to fall in love once and almost did another time. The first time it may have been a bad choice. The second time might've been a good choice but it wasn't one I was ready to make.

[Kailita]

Whoa...I just stumbled across this thread. Wild. :D I should cruise Stuff and Bother more often...;)

First of all, this thread is completely insane. It's also completely hilarious. :D

Originally posted by HLGStrider
I think you're very wrong. I don't really have a problem with being vulnerable. For instance, I have a bad habit of trusting EVERYONE. I tell my deepest feelings to whoever will listen, and yes, some of those people go around and stab me in the back and use the knowledge I've given them to hurt me. I know this. I know if I'd shut up it wouldn't happen anymore. Doesn't make me shut up. I still trust everybody. I'm not a suspicious person. I'll believe good until the end of the world. Some people possibly can get themselves into that sort of block, but not me. It would have to be very hurt, the sort of hurt that would have me in a mental institution for a short time because I really don't handle emotions well enough to get hurt that well and not flip.
I think the responses to love and loss-of-love and trusting and all that good junk is pretty much individual to each person. Elgee's a trusting person, so she's going to trust more and go out and try again. More cynical or cautious people are going to try to keep themselves safe and distance themselves from the things that will hurt them. Or that's just what I've seen from people that I've come in contact with.

As for love and true love and having true love twice...aiieee, don't look it me. :confused: I'm really still looking around for the answers. Love doesn't usually classify itself neatly and spell itself out for you. ;)

[Rhiannon]

New item for the Rhi/Eriol compatibility list, Elgee- we both think smoking and drugs are Right Out.

[Goldberry344]

just so long as no one gets married. i caught the bouquet. i get married next. so there! ;)

[Aulë]

I presume that was the bouquet from the famous Elbe/Valar wedding (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4201)? ;)

[HLGStrider]

Oh you evil Goldie holding us all hostage and unwed and single and all that. . .humph. . .let's all throw things at Goldie (she still has that silly boquet too. It's gone all brown and greasy. . .and oooh. . .blah)

[Rhiannon]

...I have lots of rocks...

[HLGStrider]

You better duck, Goldberry. . .or hand over the boquet and nobody gets hurt. ..accept for perhaps the boys we will marry.

[celebdraug]

helo!
can u match me up wid someone?

he's gotta have either:
blue eyes and blonde hair
or
black hair and brown eyes.

he has to be quite tall!

must be around about 16 - 19 years old :p

and thats all i can think of at the moment?

can anyone find a good match?

edit: luvs to talk alot! :D

[Aulë]

lol- that's almost a perfect description of Celebthôl :D

[celebdraug]

umm... does he love to talk alot?

he has a nice name...

[Aulë]

celebthol@hotmail.com

There you go. He loves to talk :D
He lives in England, so he probably wont be online for another couple of hours.

[Legolam]

Why, is England so far behind the rest of the world (answer: well, actually ...)?! It's half past one in the afternoon here guys, so Thol should be up and about by this time, otherwise he's too lazy for a girl!! ;) :D

I've decided I'm going to steal Aule from Nom: we could have hours of wonderful passion(ate arguments about rugby and countries populated by ex-cons ;) ) :D

[Nóm]

Originally posted by Legolam
I've decided I'm going to steal Aule from Nom: we could have hours of wonderful passion(ate arguments about rugby and countries populated by ex-cons ;) ) :D
Noooooooooooooo

You don't understand how hard it is for me to find someone... <--to be read in whiny pathetic voice.

On the other hand... this should make Aule happy, and if he is happy then I'll be happy. ;)

[Aulë]

Originally posted by Legolam
I've decided I'm going to steal Aule from Nom: we could have hours of wonderful passion(ate arguments about rugby and countries populated by ex-cons
Yes, we could discuss the many problems of the Scottish rugby team, as well as the current sheep population in Scotland ;)
And why would we want to talk about the USA? ;)

[celebdraug]

Originally posted by Aulë
celebthol@hotmail.com

There you go. He loves to talk :D
He lives in England, so he probably wont be online for another couple of hours.

im in england at the moment! (getting bored!) :rolleyes:
doesnt he mind u giving out his email to people?

[Aulë]

That's the email that he has in his profile here. So I don't think he minds.

[celebdraug]

rite!

he sounds too perfect. there has gotta be a catch...

Ps: i was reading one of noms threads (cant remember what its called...) but you and Aule would probably make a good match :rolleyes: :p

[Aulë]

He's online now :D
Go get him :D

[Nóm]

Originally posted by celebdraug
rite!

he sounds too perfect. there has gotta be a catch...

Ps: i was reading one of noms threads (cant remember what its called...) but you and Aule would probably make a good match :rolleyes: :p

Naw... Aule and I fight like a cat and dog. That thread was a joke.

Thol does sound perfect, but I have caught him recently I am affraid. So, he's taken.

[Legolam]

Sheep? You're an "agricultural consultant" in Oz and you're talking to me about sheep!!!!!?!?!

Nom - maybe we could share him (bet he'd like that ;) )

[Aulë]

You evil, evil, evil little girl!
Barracking for the Kiwis now!!!! :eek: you can't get much lower than that...
(Although Scotland and New Zealand are both 'sheep-loving' nations... ;) so I might see the reason behind your sudden loyalty to the land of the long white cloud...)

[Eliot]

Originally posted by Aulë
And why would we want to talk about the USA? ;)

Because the USA is awesome. :p ;)

[ms Greenleaf]

I am sort of like GLorfindel in that I make anyone look good...only difference is I look good with anyone whiile Glor just makes others look good in comparison

ps I think Glor and Goldberry

ps I love all accents except (and I apologize for this ) american.
and they must be taller than me...being 5 9 hahaha
no one for me

[My_Precious]

I guess our matchmakers gave up on me... Hmmm.

[Beleg]

what about Elendil and ms Greenleaf?
Wb, ms greenleaf, btw

[Talierin]

Elendil and Aerin would be good, heheh

[Sarah]

match me up w/ someone! I'm lonely!

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by My_Precious
I guess our matchmakers gave up on me... Hmmm. Hey, I'm sure we matched you up!!!

*frantically checks the hundred pages or so in this thread*

Aha, we have you with Ol' Gaffer! The perfect match, how dare you forget! ;)

[ms Greenleaf]

What does WB stand for? other than warner brothers

I thought Elendil was a girl...wwhoops

[Saucy]

Originally posted by My_Precious
Do we get to know who? :)

:p nope;)

if ya wanna know pm me maybe ill tell
:D

[ms Greenleaf]

Looking for male age 16-20
Over 5 11 feet tall
who will not argue with me too much
who is open minded
and with a cool accent like hmmmm British or Australian or brazillion
and Galdor sorry you do not fit in
Who has a baritone or base voice....
Musical

So now i will wait for the replies to come rolling

(pps i like any accent except american)
The person cannot be a dentist
and I have no fears of spiders although I do not kill them I just take them outside because they do eat mosquitoes...and mosquitoes are the bane of my existence
right next to closed minded people.
hmmmmm oh and mrs maggot with either gandalf the grey or elliot or Anamatar
ppss No metropolitan guys...with some exceptions

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by powersauce
:p nope;) Lol, not fair. This is an open discussion. Reveal your match! :o

Originally posted by ms Greenleaf
What does WB stand for? other than warner brothers Welcome Back! :)

My, the orders are simply rolling in. Is Rhiannon really paired up with Eriol? The perfection of it is almost stunning...

I'll have to have Beleg find some guys 16-19, they appear to be in demand. :p (Beleg, if you read this, please do it) ;)

[ms Greenleaf]

Don't try and get somewhat not really off topic gandalf how about you and miss maggot

[Saucy]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gandalf White
[B]Lol, not fair. This is an open discussion. Reveal your match! :o


if i told u i might have to kill u ;) ...and we dont want that....

[Goldberry344]

but ms greenleaf, glorf dissapeared shortly before i did.

[ms Greenleaf]

He is still out and about just not as much...I am sure he was on this morning.....Right??

SO who are the matches pour moi as it stands now.

ps Golberry you and he were so perfect together.

[Gandalf White]

What was that last post supposed to mean???

As to MM and me there are several objections:

1) MM is already matched
2) MM is a good deal older than me (No offense!)
3) Gandalf White is not being matched

pps i like any accent except american Wow, you really are back! :p ;) I believe this is the second time I've read this today. What is an American accent??? We have so many, Southern, New York (pronounced New Yawk) :D, etc. I think you're just biased...;)

[Nimawae's hope]

Ok. I was kinda following the conversation for awhile, but now I'm not too sure what all of you are talking about. Am I really THAT tired?

Does anyone know how many matches have been made in this place?

Unfortunately, I've been gone so long that most of the people on here are new to me:( Very embarassing..:o Anyway, hello everyone I don't know.:rolleyes:

By the way, powersauce, can you really kill Gandalf? You may want to rethink your threat...:D

[Gandalf White]

Oh no, not again! :o I have to go back through this entire thread???

MacAddict/Talierin
Snaga/Wonks
Celebthol/Starflower?
Eliot/Arebeth
Beorn/Legolam
Dr. Ransom/Elgee
Beleg/Beth
Aragorn21/Sabeen
Kementari/Ciryaher
BranMuffin/Muffinly
The-Elf-Herself/YayGollum
Rhiannon/Eriol

There are others, but they are being batted around, nothing definite quite yet.

Anyway, hello everyone I don't know. Hello, and welcome back, person who I don't know. :) ;)

By the way, powersauce, can you really kill Gandalf? You may want to rethink your threat... Lol, yes. Rethink that threat. And tell us your match.

[Kailita]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
What is an American accent??? We have so many, Southern, New York (pronounced New Yawk) , etc.
Yes, I agree...you have to specify which American accent you're talking about. ;) Besides southern and New Yorker accents, there's also surfer-dude Californian, Minnesotan (which I can hardly explain without actually speaking ;)), Bostonian, New Jersey...an (?)(:rolleyes::D), and probably more. Unless you just don't like any of them. ;)

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Is Rhiannon really paired up with Eriol? The perfection of it is almost stunning...
Wow, I know...it's frightening. :D If Eriol gets with Rhi, we'll have to expand our expanded family even more ;)...and D and I will be little sister-in-laws! :D:D (Along with how many other siblings? Tal and Lomie and Bran and...am I missing anyone? ;))

[lossenandunewen]

wow i haven't been here in awhile. I think i make a good pair with my other personality. we rule the world together.

[Goldberry344]

you cant marry yourself. that would be like....twincest but mecest or youcest....

yeah

[Aulë]

Originally posted by ms Greenleaf
Looking for male age 16-20
Over 5 11 feet tall
who will not argue with me too much
who is open minded
and with a cool accent like hmmmm British or Australian or brazillion
and Galdor sorry you do not fit in
Who has a baritone or base voice....
Musical

So now i will wait for the replies to come rolling

(pps i like any accent except american)
The person cannot be a dentist
and I have no fears of spiders although I do not kill them I just take them outside because they do eat mosquitoes...and mosquitoes are the bane of my existence
right next to closed minded people.
hmmmmm oh and mrs maggot with either gandalf the grey or elliot or Anamatar
ppss No metropolitan guys...with some exceptions

That sounds like another perfect description of Thol ;)
lol

[Rhiannon]

If Eriol gets with Rhi, we'll have to expand our expanded family even more ...and D and I will be little sister-in-laws! (Along with how many other siblings? Tal and Lomie and Bran and...am I missing anyone? )

...various other assorted adopted siblings of mine that don't post here? Though, I have to go to college, and I haven't asked Eriol yet if he'll wait for me....

[HLGStrider]

Minnesotan (which I can hardly explain without actually speaking ),

Minni-soo-ta. . .and replace th's with de's and add and err to the end of words. . .and sort of draw things out (based on Garrison Kielor).

[Rangerdave]

BENEDICK
I do much wonder that one man, seeing how much
another man is a fool when he dedicates his
behaviors to love, will, after he hath laughed at
such shallow follies in others, become the argument
of his own scorn by failing in love: and such a man
is Claudio. I have known when there was no music
with him but the drum and the fife; and now had he
rather hear the tabour and the pipe: I have known
when he would have walked ten mile a-foot to see a
good armour; and now will he lie ten nights awake,
carving the fashion of a new doublet. He was wont to
speak plain and to the purpose, like an honest man
and a soldier; and now is he turned orthography; his
words are a very fantastical banquet, just so many
strange dishes. May I be so converted and see with
these eyes? I cannot tell; I think not: I will not
be sworn, but love may transform me to an oyster; but
I'll take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster
of me, he shall never make me such a fool. One woman
is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am
well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all
graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in
my grace. Rich she shall be, that's certain; wise,
or I'll none; virtuous, or I'll never cheapen her;
fair, or I'll never look on her; mild, or come not
near me; noble, or not I for an angel; of good
discourse, an excellent musician, and her hair shall
be of what colour it please God....



This can be no trick: the
conference was sadly borne. They have the truth of
this from Hero. They seem to pity the lady: it
seems her affections have their full bent. Love me!
why, it must be requited. I hear how I am censured:
they say I will bear myself proudly, if I perceive
the love come from her; they say too that she will
rather die than give any sign of affection. I did
never think to marry: I must not seem proud: happy
are they that hear their detractions and can put
them to mending. They say the lady is fair; 'tis a
truth, I can bear them witness; and virtuous; 'tis
so, I cannot reprove it; and wise, but for loving
me; by my troth, it is no addition to her wit, nor
no great argument of her folly, for I will be
horribly in love with her. I may chance have some
odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me,
because I have railed so long against marriage: but
doth not the appetite alter? a man loves the meat
in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.
Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of
the brain awe a man from the career of his humour?
No, the world must be peopled. When I said I would
die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I
were married. Here comes Beatrice. By this day!
she's a fair lady: I do spy some marks of love in
her.

Enter BEATRICE
BEATRICE
Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner.

BENEDICK
Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains.

BEATRICE
I took no more pains for those thanks than you take
pains to thank me: if it had been painful, I would
not have come.

BENEDICK
You take pleasure then in the message?

BEATRICE
Yea, just so much as you may take upon a knife's
point and choke a daw withal. You have no stomach,
signior: fare you well.

Exit BEATRICE

BENEDICK
Ha! 'Against my will I am sent to bid you come in
to dinner;' there's a double meaning in that 'I took
no more pains for those thanks than you took pains
to thank me.' that's as much as to say, Any pains
that I take for you is as easy as thanks. If I do
not take pity of her, I am a villain; if I do not
love her.


You may feel free to match me with any woman who recognized these lines.

RD
:D

[HLGStrider]

I think I could name the author. . .

[Rhiannon]

RD, I don't just recognize them, I can go on to the rest of the play. But Eriol's got first dibs ;)

[Talierin]

Well, that cute little mod Aerin you've got an eye on could tell you... it's your lucky day ;)



Oooh, you better look out when she reads this

[celebdraug]

anyone want to match me up again since Nom's got my frst match, Celebthol?

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by Aulë
That sounds like another perfect description of Thol ;)
lol

*slaps head*

For crying out loud! :p

Im gonna get rid of any pics of me ASAP! This is just way to crazy now :eek: :D

[celebdraug]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
*slaps head*

For crying out loud! :p

Im gonna get rid of any pics of me ASAP! This is just way to crazy now :eek: :D

what pictures? can i have a look at them?

[Celebthôl]

Not if i delete them first Muahahahahahahah! :D

Tho im sure our resident annoying annoyer (Aulë to most) will gladly show you the way before i get around to it. . . :rolleyes:

[celebdraug]

hehe! too late! seen them (only one tho!) that a nice jacket too! :D:D:D. you are pretty good looking. u got blue eyes?

[Sarah]

Last night I formulated exactly how I want my guy to be. If any of you guys out there think you might fit this, let me know. It's not like this guy would ever exist for me anyway, but it can't hurt to dream. Ok, so here goes:

Tall
Longish hair (kinda shoulder length)
Thin
No facial hair
Kind of punk (I like the punk style, but nothing way overboard)
A Musician
Funny
Sensitive
He should be able to sweep me off my feet with his charm, and make my knees weak with his smile.
I should be able to look into his eyes and know deep down inside me that he really cares about me.
He should be able to hold me and just tell me that everything is going to be OK, and when he'd say it, he'd say so it in just a way that I really believe him, and he's not just saying that.
He should never make me do anything I don't want to, and I want to be relaxed enough around him to say no and not have to worry about it when I do.
He would understand about my problems and not just lecture me, and then give up on me. He'd be supportive of me.
He should love me and care about me as much as I would love him.

Meh, I'm just a hopeless romantic.

Bah

[celebdraug]

i thought i was picky!

[Saucy]

Originally posted by Rangerdave
You may feel free to match me with any woman who recognized these lines.

RD
:D

It is "much ado about nothing by shakespear"...one of my favourites;)

but unfourtunate for u i have a match already....and ur, slightly to old for me.

[Aulë]

Originally posted by Sarah
Last night I formulated exactly how I want my guy to be. If any of you guys out there think you might fit this, let me know. It's not like this guy would ever exist for me anyway, but it can't hurt to dream. Ok, so here goes:

Tall
Longish hair (kinda shoulder length)
Thin
No facial hair
Kind of punk (I like the punk style, but nothing way overboard)
A Musician
Funny
Sensitive
He should be able to sweep me off my feet with his charm, and make my knees weak with his smile.
I should be able to look into his eyes and know deep down inside me that he really cares about me.
He should be able to hold me and just tell me that everything is going to be OK, and when he'd say it, he'd say so it in just a way that I really believe him, and he's not just saying that.
He should never make me do anything I don't want to, and I want to be relaxed enough around him to say no and not have to worry about it when I do.
He would understand about my problems and not just lecture me, and then give up on me. He'd be supportive of me.
He should love me and care about me as much as I would love him.

Meh, I'm just a hopeless romantic.

Bah
Hahahahaha
Hey Thol- are you still growing your hair? :D :p
Cause if you are... ;)

[Saucy]

:rolleyes: Aule ,Thol is gonna get u one of these days....and i hope im around to see it.....poor guy is becoming some sort of celebrity heartthrob, next thing we know we will be seeing his picture in Teen magazines has the worlds most eligible bachelor:rolleyes: ....... its sick really:p

[Aulë]

Hahaha
I know that he's out to get me. But will he be succeed? ;)
I don't know why though- he should be taking it as a compliment that all these women are chasing him. :D

[Saucy]

yeah yeah yeah,...hmmm but maybe he doesnt LIKE the attention u ever consider that?

so here are a few reasons why girls shouldnt chase Thol

1.) he cant run very fast
2.) he's friends with Aule:rolleyes: so there must be something wrong with his mental state
3.) EVERYBODY ELSE IS CHASING HIM SO REALLY U DONT STAND A CHANCE


so girls it seems to me that leaves u one choice....Aule from what i hear is also eligible;)

*there Thol, that should reroute some attention

has for myself....my perfect match is......_ _ _ _ _ _ _##

:p im still not telling

[Aulë]

Ah, so we can presume that your perfect 'match' has two numbers at the end of their nickname? ;)
Aragorn21? :D

And I am not eligible, so there! :p

btw, Thol LOVES the attention. He's just in a state of denial. :D

[Saucy]

who says i ment numbers....who even said he was on TFF...:o i will not admit anything to anyone....:p u cannot make me:D

[Celebthôl]

LEAVE ME ALONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Aulë please stop doing this, it isnt funny, its just annoying! And im NOT interested in the slightest! :(

[Aragorn21]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
LEAVE ME ALONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Aulë please stop doing this, it isnt funny, its just annoying! And im NOT interested in the slightest! :( ha, it's what you get for starting this crazy thread.

[Celebthôl]

It wasnt for my benefit! I dont want to be set up!! AHHHHHH! :(

[Aulë]

What goes around comes around. ;)
If you aren't prepared to be matched-up, then perhaps you shouldn't have been so eager to match other people up.

[Feanorian]

LOL. I don't want to match American physical superiority/ attractiveness in your eyes Feanorian. Eliot has a horrible jealous streak I heard!

Alas, my unplanned sabbatical from TTF makes an appropriate comment entirely too late so I shan't attempt it.

And yes sadly we Americans are getting quite large.....:( .
O well. By the way how on earth did this thread become 31 pages?! That is semi-ridiculous.

[Saucy]

yes, well i think u have gone to far when u suggest to every girl that they go out with him...specially without his permission

Thol/ Starflower ther now leave it the heck alone:rolleyes:

[Celebthôl]

Yeah, im leaving thie thread, Gandalf White, its urs now.

[HLGStrider]

I give it less than a week before it is flotsam bound.

[Elbereth]

I think the popularity of this thread says something about our lovely forum that everyone is reluctant or afraid to admit. I of course won't reveal the obvious...I'll let you come to your own conclusions to what it says...

But I also find it interesting that the last thread that I participated in that moved as fast as this one was the legendary longnamed....Dragon Singles Bar. Hmm...coincidence? :cool:

[Goldberry344]

i miss the singles bar. it was hella in character drunken fun! *sigh* yes, it got way out of hand with the spamming towards the end, but while it was new it was golden.

[Elbereth]

You know Goldie...we should start a new Dragon singles bar...but make it spam free. *waits for objects to be thrown in her general direction by anti-spam fanatics*

[Rhiannon]

Everyone wants to know who everyone else would pair them with- it tells you interesting things about what people think of you.

[celebdraug]

Originally posted by powersauce
yeah yeah yeah,...hmmm but maybe he doesnt LIKE the attention u ever consider that?

so here are a few reasons why girls shouldnt chase Thol

1.) he cant run very fast
2.) he's friends with Aule:rolleyes: so there must be something wrong with his mental state
3.) EVERYBODY ELSE IS CHASING HIM SO REALLY U DONT STAND A CHANCE

so girls it seems to me that leaves u one choice....Aule from what i hear is also eligible;)

*there Thol, that should reroute some attention



lol! hey, we should all gang up on aule! Lol

[Legolam]

Looks like our little Aussie is quite popular *aims a kiss in his direction*

I don't think we've seen any pics of him around the board - let's try and see if the object of our affections is really as nice as we all imagine ;)

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
Yeah, im leaving thie thread, Gandalf White, its urs now. That's the spirit! Leave me in charge of a sinking ship so you can save your own....rear. :p ;)

Elbereth, it's all yours! Congratulations! :cool:




;)

[Aulë]

Originally posted by Legolam
Looks like our little Aussie is quite popular *aims a kiss in his direction*

I don't think we've seen any pics of him around the board - let's try and see if the object of our affections is really as nice as we all imagine ;)

Oi! Behave youself...or Shaun will be hearing about your antics ;)

[Arvedui]

Seems as this thread is slowly drifting away from its initial intentions. I would suggest that all posters stay on topic...

[Nimawae's hope]

Good grief but you people post fast. I'm gone for two days and suddenly I have a book to read to catch up.

Ok. I guess we need to get back on topic. Does anyone else need to be paired up in here? And what's with Thol being so reluctant to be paired up? I would think he wanted to be.



I would not be opposed to a new singles bar. That place was a lot of fun. Too bad it had to die. Somebody let me know if we're actually allowed to start one of those things again.

[Ancalagon]

Originally posted by Sarah
Tall
Longish hair (kinda shoulder length)
Thin
No facial hair
Kind of punk (I like the punk style, but nothing way overboard)
A Musician
Funny
Sensitive
He should be able to sweep me off my feet with his charm, and make my knees weak with his smile.
I should be able to look into his eyes and know deep down inside me that he really cares about me.
He should be able to hold me and just tell me that everything is going to be OK, and when he'd say it, he'd say so it in just a way that I really believe him, and he's not just saying that.
He should never make me do anything I don't want to, and I want to be relaxed enough around him to say no and not have to worry about it when I do.
He would understand about my problems and not just lecture me, and then give up on me. He'd be supportive of me.
He should love me and care about me as much as I would love him.

Hehe, I am everything you are NOT looking for in a man:D

[Aerin]

Since my name has unfortunately come up in this thread, let me point out a few things.

Number 1: I am not cute. Not by a long shot.
Number 2: I am not a "cute little" anything. At all.

Thank you.

Tal, I will get you for bringing me up. You'd better watch your back..... *dramatic chord*

:p

[Goldberry344]

CAN we restart the singles bar? that would be just all too cool.

hm. if anyone is interested in starting a serious forum relationship i guess i have to get matched up too so that i dont hold anyones marrage apart. (*pats self on back for holding it off over a year*) the forum was getting to wedding happy. ;)

[Talierin]

No, the singles bar is not starting again.

And this thread is starting to drift... *shoves it back on track*

[Rhiannon]

Um...I wanna be paired with Tal's avatar!

[celebdraug]

hehe! good luch with that Rhi.

someone pair me up...preferably not aule this time :D who my say thol! :p

[Rhiannon]

I pair my avatar and Tal's avatar! :D

[Beorn]

Well, I can now say that I'm no longer up for grabs / auction ;) :D

[celebdraug]

this thread is dying...

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by Beorn
Well, I can now say that I'm no longer up for grabs / auction ;) :D

Oooh :D A nice young lady snapped you up over there m'lad?

Nice one :) :cool:

[spirit]

Celebdraug and Korhall?

[korhall]

sorry spirit i'm taken

[Beleg]

ack, all folks are taken.

*Goes back towards compiling a list of 14-61 YEARS old.*

Don't worry, I will SOON be back with pairing's you cannot possibly imagine..;)

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Beleg
ack, all folks are taken.

*Goes back towards compiling a list of 14-61 YEARS old.*

Don't worry, I will SOON be back with pairing's you cannot possibly imagine..;)

Yeah, I know. We have an apparent lack of males showing up on this thread...why is that?

Beleg, I hope that was a typo! Or are you really going up to 61? :p

[Beleg]

Believe me it is sixty-one...
[Not sixty two because Miz M is 62] ;)

[Nimawae's hope]

So, all of the males who come to this thread are already paired up? Scary.........I guess WAY too many girls come here. Or maybe the guys take one look at the girls' posts and run away screaming!:D :D

[korhall]

or it might be that there are more girls here than guys and when the guys are taken there are still single girls here that post alot.

don't worry ladies... trust me, there is someone out there for you. hell, even i found someone so i know you can. just keep your eyes and hearts open. who knows he might be right under your nose.

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by korhall
who knows he might be right under your nose.

So please, refrain from sneezing! :p

On a poll somewhere we have/had a pretty even number of guys/girls, with slightly more guys the last time I checked. I'm more inclined to agree with Nimawae's second theory...;)

[korhall]

well, i was trying to give options that didn't involve people scaring off the opposite sex.

[ms Greenleaf]

I find it rather amazing that everyones perfect match is Thol. As for pics I am not interested. Ummm one question for thol...do you sing. Cause that would suddenly make you perfect...luckily I am guessing not. No one sings. Sigh. or should I say lullaby

ps as far as accents go. The southern accents are the worst but really no american accent seems that great to me. Now australian. Or European. PS THol. One attnetion is good. 2 attention with no strings attached is better.

lter

[Eliot]

Originally posted by ms Greenleaf
I find it rather amazing that everyones perfect match is Thol. As for pics I am not interested. Ummm one question for thol...do you sing. Cause that would suddenly make you perfect...luckily I am guessing not. No one sings. Sigh. or should I say lullaby

Well, I sing, but I don't sing well. ;) :D

[korhall]

then you two talk and see if you have anything in common

[Rhiannon]

Originally posted by Eliot
Well, I sing, but I don't sing well. ;) :D

There he goes again! Arebeth! Arebeth!

[Arebeth]

What can I do? I think it's desperate...

[ms Greenleaf]

Elliot... incase you have forgotten the last time we talked about anything we argued. Not just pleasant disagreement either but rather at your throat type stuff. It was not pleasant. BUT I was right.

And by sing... I mean sing well.

Sorry Eliot. Just go back to your pre-chosen one.

Just out of curiousities sake...Thol how did you meet your Aussie friend...the one so desperate to match you up. YOu may want to reconsidder the original exchange.;)

[Saucy]

:rolleyes: thought Thol left this thread?
hmmm, oh well

i am intensely trying to figure out matches for everyone...unfourtunately u guys are right we need more guys


hmmm this reminds me at that time in gym class when there wasnt enough guys so gurls danced with gurls:rolleyes: :D very odd:p course girls are less likely to purposely step on your toes:D ;)

[The-Elf-Herself]

*the Trojan Rabbit II creaks into the thread and a very non-ominous voice says* "We are here to negotiate the complete and eternal deletion of the YayGollum/The-Elf-Herself pairing-on the grounds that they would kill each other."