Who on the forum suits who? "An online dating pair-up"

[Rhiannon]

Yaaaaargh!!!

(whispers 'So, how does this rabbit thing work?')

[Saucy]

hmmmm lets think about that...maybe er...hmmmmm...NO! the fact u o not wanna be matched with him...makes it more obvious u should be matched....so suck it up buttercup....and lets go get ready for the wedding ;):D

[The-Elf-Herself]

*blinks* I ne'er said it was ME inside the rabbit!

(whispers back 'uh, this lever fires rocks, this one fires tomatoes, and this one fires...rutabagas! Oh, there's this other one, but it's a last resort') "We ask again that you remove this pairing from your line-up; t'would cause the death of two TTF members that we all know and love. We are prepared to use force if necessary! (whispers 'how was that?')

[Saucy]

:eek: who are u gonna kill?


*killing is wrong!!!!*

[Rhiannon]

('Wonderful, very inspiring! Right, so...rocks, tomatoes, rutabagas, last resort...what are we going to do with the cow?')

[Saucy]

ok we should really get back on topic....

[The-Elf-Herself]

*drops into a pirate accent* Ar, that be a good idea thar, but the rabbit will remain 'til you land-lubbers delete the pairing.
(whispers 'oh, just make sure it doesn't bother the chickens,-hopefully we won't have to use it')

[Rhiannon]

('that reminds me...what do we do with the chickens?')

[Galdor]

What's up with this? I got dumped by all of my matches....*grumbles*


wow...this is a umm....a very....umm....well, let's just say "interesting" thread:p

[Elbereth]

I hereby match you with Goldie...enjoy Galdor! ;)

[Galdor]

Goldie eh? Hmm, I havn't seen Goldie in ages...is she back?

[korhall]

glador you are a lucky man....... and i pity you

[Elbereth]

Originally posted by Galdor
Goldie eh? Hmm, I havn't seen Goldie in ages...is she back?

Yep! Read back a bit in this thread...she is most definately back and ready and willing to be matched...and for the sake of all of the TTF women...we need to have her matched quick! ;)

[Galdor]

ACK! First I got dumped, and now I'm being married off....maybe it wasn't such a good idea to join this thread.....

*Cowers in fear*

[Rhiannon]

Shotgun wedding! Woohoo! Here, Elbereth, grab his arms and I'll get his legs...

[Celebthôl]

Ive been asked to come in and quell the business about The_Elf_Herself and YAY. Please stop it, neither of them like it. Thanks.

*leaves again*

[Rhiannon]

Aw, Thol is Jam's white knight!

So...does this mean I don't get to drop the cow on anyone?

[korhall]

i'll perform the wedding ceremony... seriously i will

[korhall]

you do know that a shotgun wedding normally happens because of an unexpected pregnancy right...

[Rhiannon]

Yeah, but we can skip the pregnancy and go straight to the shotgun. :D

[korhall]

i have a chapel that is free and i have my priest's uniform. you bring them in and i will do it in under 15 minutes

[korhall]

but have they regestered for a china pattern yet?

[Goldberry344]

TEE HEE!

GALDOR!

*bats eyelashes*

*tries to look pretty and graceful*

*falls over*

::sigh::

[Saucy]

now peeps are getting married here....ok i think has gone way way way off topic

[korhall]

hey goldie, you want to give it a whirl. its about time you got hitched.

[Goldberry344]

are you calling me fat?

;)

[korhall]

no i am calling you single

[Goldberry344]

oh. yeah. that. that i am. i am that.

but honestly, i stopped forum weddings for over a year. im accomplished. this Galdor boy had better be worth it.

[korhall]

he is a very nice guy. i know him IRL and i love him like a brother. so i think he is good enough for you.

[korhall]

so just have a shotgun wedding so i can become the official minister here. that and get him off the market.

[Goldberry344]

*hrumph* i want a pretty dress with lots of people in pretty clothes and all the good sparkely girly stuff i dont do otherwise. so neh.

[korhall]

little one, i will have the wedding done to perfection. don't worry.

[korhall]

that is unless someone comes and beats you to him

[ILLOTRTM]

*steps in*
Woah woah woah, put down the dresses and sparkly things, kiddies, there's no wedding to be done just now. Galdor's betrothed, alright? So hands off, everybody! ;) :p

[Goldberry344]

oh, ok. :)

but i dont have a willing and happy groom present. the romance, the fire, the light, the starts, the moon....

or just the guy.

[Galdor]

I'm sorry Goldie, it just wasn't meant to be. You're just a little late, I've been betrothed for a couple months now.

...But I do have a hansom older brother you might be interested in;)(Dr. Ransom)

[korhall]

is this another who wishes for galdor's hand in matrimony?

[HLGStrider]

Keep us all single forever and ever. JUST GIVE ME THE @!#@#@! BOQUET!

[ILLOTRTM]

Hand in matrimony, hand severed from his body... same difference ;)

[korhall]

well i was hoping to do a wedding tonight, you kids what to get married?

[korhall]

ILLOTRTM you want to get him off the market so you have first hit on him?

[Goldberry344]

*sigh* fine, no galdor. but no wedding. I HAVE THE BOUQUET OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL THAT and im selfish. ;)

[HLGStrider]

Selfish and evil for not letting me get married. ..

[Elbereth]

Geesh....1st Galdor is complaining about getting dumped and now he is betrothed...when did this all come about.

Sorry about that Goldie...well I think I may have a solution. Let's set you up with Dr. Ransom.

Now Elgee, I know you had a claim on him...but just think about it...if you give him to Goldie then after they are married you will be free to have the bouquet...its a win win situation! ;)

[korhall]

to whom is he betrothed, anyone know?

[Goldberry344]

is he british? or can he at least make a decent british accent?

[ILLOTRTM]

Uhh... as wonderful as a wedding sounds with sparkly dresses, pink frilly things, and super shiny things, tonight just can't work, cause see I.... have this.... thing that I... have to do... some other time... *flees*

[Elbereth]

No...sorry Goldie...both Dr. Ransom and Galdor are all American boys.

Although I am not sure about the accents...maybe we should ask them sometime.

[HLGStrider]

She can have him! Then maybe I can get to work on successfully fishing for Marines. ..

[Elbereth]

THAT'S IT FOLKS! WE GOT A MATCH!

THE WEDDING IS ON!!!

[Rangerdave]

Originally posted by HLGStrider
She can have him! Then maybe I can get to work on successfully fishing for Marines. ..


Remember kids,
What does Marine stand for
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential.

or if you are a marine, then just remember that
My Arse Really Is Naval Equipment.

:p

RD

Hug a Jarhead for Elgee

[Rangerdave]

of coures I am just kidding
:)


RD

[korhall]

Originally posted by Elbereth
THAT'S IT FOLKS! WE GOT A MATCH!

THE WEDDING IS ON!!!

who? and when?

[Elbereth]

Should we make a separate Wedding Thread....and if so where? Green Dragon? Stuff and Bother? What is the consensus folks?

[Talierin]

Sorry, but we are not making a wedding thread, all it will turn into is yet another spam fest like they always do... if you absolutely have to have a wedding, do it in here.

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

I could use a good wench! Bring 'er in!

:D

[Goldberry344]

*wiggles eyebrows at Dain*

Ransom dude isnt here. Does he even know people are putting us together?

[Galdor]

No, he doesn't. He'll probably be on later tonight though.

But if you're in a hurry there's always Dain, and plus I'm sure he has a great french accent.

[korhall]

dearly beloved.... you guys gonna get in here or what * motions into the chapel to the side of the thread*

[Goldberry344]

OHH now i get to choose.

but im bad at that sort of thing

hm

*ponders*

Elgee? help?

[Elbereth]

Elbereth dresses Goldie in a prettiful dress, hands her a bouquet....lights the room with stars ....and pushes her into the Chapel.

Dain is waiting at the end of the aisle...dressed splendidly in a custard colored tux.

Music plays....rose petals fall from the sky... all is right in the world.


The wedding has begun!

[korhall]

there you two are

now we need witnesses...

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

*Flower girl farts in front of Goldie and disrupts wedding music*

[korhall]

we got witnesses, we got a bride and a groom, we got a preacher, do we have the rings?

[Goldberry344]

this would happen, getting married to a dwarf

the music continues playing

[Galdor]

Galdor stands a little to Dain's left in a black tux.

"I've got the rings preacher."

Kor nods, the musics fades, and the preacher begins the service.

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

HALT!

See, my family, being Dwarves and all, wouldnt really appreciate such a fine looking maiden-wench. We need to make her more... Dwarvish.

SOMEONE MAKE HER A BEARD, I CANT MARRY A BEARDLESS GIRL!:D

[Goldberry344]

"Its not good enough that im shorter than all of the guests....except your side...and that i weild an axe....do i have to take hormone pills as well?"

[korhall]

ok we are ready to go... so lets do this.

dearly beloved we are gathered here in the sight of these witnesses to join this man and this women in the bonds of holy wedlock.

[HLGStrider]

Elgee faints and falls into the floral display. It was just too much for her.

[korhall]

this sacred union is one that is sacred and what the gods have put together let NOBODY put asunder. now if anyone can show just cause why these two should not be joined let them speak now or forever shut their pie holes

[Goldberry344]

Goldie frowns a bit as she watches her maid of honor faint into her floral work. then she turns back to the alter and smiles, resisting the urge to scratch her fake beard.

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

*offhand whispering to his bride*

Well, Goldie, I would think you would love me enough to at least take concentrated amounts of testosterone! Sheesh, I toil days on end for precious jewels for you and you won't even grow a beard for me! See, this is the problem in our relationship Goldie! 'No Dain I will not cut my kneecaps off to make me smaller' or 'No Dain I will not shave the cat and put its hair on my chest!'

Geez Goldie, I feel like this relationship is all about YOU YOU YOU and not enough of me!

:p

[korhall]

*silence*

now let these two speak for themselves. do you goldie take this dwarf to be your wedded husband? to have and to hold in sickness and in health, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, as long as you both shall live?

[Goldberry344]

Goldie smiled and sneezed as the beard tickeled her nostrils. "I do!" she exclaimed, still smiling.

[korhall]

do you dain take this woman to be your wedded wife? to have and to hold in sickness and in health, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, as long as you both shall live?

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

*Flower girl farts again, Dain's mother hands her a can of Bean-o*

"I... guess so. Sure, why not!" Dain said. Then they began to grope each other's beards.

[Goldberry344]

"Its so silky" Goldie giggled

The flower girl farts again.

"Thats your neice, isnt it?!?!"

[korhall]

smacks hands not yet.

now dain take goldie's hand *hands him a ring in his free hand* and repeat after me: goldie, with this ring i thee wed.
*dain slips the ring onto her finger*

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

*Dain sneezes on Goldie by accident*

'Sorry babe, allergies!' Dain said, wiping her face with his beard. 'Just lick anything I missed.'

[korhall]

say it dwarf: goldie, with this ring i thee wed

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

"Goldie, with this ring, I thee bed," Dain said.

Flower girl farts again and is removed by a ferocious nun.

[korhall]

dain....... say it right. the sooner you do the sooner you two get to the honeymoon

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

"Goldie, with this Ring, I thee wed."

[korhall]

goldie take dain's hand *hands her a ring in her free hand*
please repeat after me: dain, with this ring, i thee wed.

[korhall]

*she slips the ring onto his finger*

[korhall]

is this something we are going to have to finish tomorrow?

[Rhiannon]

*seeing that Elgee is unconscious, Rhi drags her limp body under the organ and then returns to the front, waiting impatiently for this business to be wrapped up so she can make a grab for the bouqet*

[spirit]

hi rhi! guess what? you aint gonna get the bouquet! i am!! :p

[Gandalf White]

*GW is very glad he missed the wedding and has the strangest feeling that the bouqet toss could be a rather violent affair*

"My suggestion is that any man not already matched should get the heck out of here as quickly as possible! Once one of them get their hands on the bouqet....good heavens!"

*leaves quickly*

[celebdraug]

lol! nice one GW

Originally posted by spirit
Celebdraug and Korhall?

just an idea... we should match spirit and aule up, they are both really evil, and they have something in common!
MUAHAHAHAHA

[Aulë]

Don't worry, GW: the last bouquet-catching was about 18 months ago. So we need not be too concerned about the catcher-of-the-bouquet for a while...unless it's Elgee, since she has been pining for it since Elbe beat her, then Goldie beat her. She's probably got some poor, unfortunate soul such as Eriol or RD lined up for a ceremony next week ;)

[Aulë]

Originally posted by celebdraug
just an idea... we should match spirit and aule up, they are both really evil, and they have something in common!
MUAHAHAHAHA

No. I am already taken. ;)

*hears all the ladies groan with disappointment in the background* ;)

[celebdraug]

Originally posted by Aulë
*hears all the ladies groan with disappointment in the background* ;) In your dreams evil aussie! :D :p

well, payback will be soon spirit, so be warned!:D

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Aulë
*hears all the ladies groan with disappointment in the background* ;) Well I could have sworn those were sighs of relief... :p

[Goldberry344]

dain, with this ring, i thee wed.


*computer bonked out last night*

*gets bored of the churchy marrage stuff*

*closes her eyes and chucks her bouquet over her head*

[Wonko The Sane]

*Wonks runs in, catches the bouquet and runs back out to the astonishment of all the guests*

[korhall]

with the powers vestyed in me i now pronounce you husband and wife, now kiss her and lets get out of here

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

*Cries of astonishment about the bizarre guest that no one would have ever thought of*

"The cather of the bouquet is said to be the next to marry. But they are said to marry the person that catches the bride's girdle. Allright guys, ready?" said Dain.

*Lifts up Goldie's dress, slides off girdle, and throws it into the wild ravenous crowd of men*

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
*Wonks runs in, catches the bouquet and runs back out to the astonishment of all the guests* Wow, you gotta love these plot twists! :eek: :p

[Aulë]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
*Wonks runs in, catches the bouquet and runs back out to the astonishment of all the guests*

Awww- poor Elgee ;)
Isn't that the 3rd wedding in a row that you've missed out on the bouquet? :p lol.

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by Dáin Ironfoot I

*Lifts up Goldie's dress, slides off girdle, and throws it into the wild ravenous crowd of men*

*Thôl dives thru the door and grabs the girdle and slides along the floor so fast and slips it into Snagas hand and disappears again so it looks like Snaga caught it all on his own*

OOOPS! :D

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

You forgot one thing... why would Snaga want to come to my wedding? :confused:

Anyways... *Dain kisses Goldie*

[Celebthôl]

*shrugs*

No idea! :D But he mysteriously caught the girdle ;)


EDIT:Apparently he came to support Goldie :)

[Snaga]

*wakes up, amazed at his own catching ability, and remembers why he is here*

Am I too late to object to this union? Dain cannot marry Goldie because... and the dwarf-beard will have fooled you.... he is .. A GIRL!!!:D

[Nimawae's hope]

LOL!! This is an interesting turn of events.:D

Gone for two days and I completely miss a wedding! Then Wonks comes back for half a second and then leaves again. And when Elgee comes to, the fur may fly.


Oh yeah....Snaga has now myseteriously got the garter.....hehehe......very interesting indeed. :D :D


This is good stuff. I'm sticking around for awhile;) ;)


By the way Snaga, if you're speaking of Goldie having a beard, well......I think she's supposed to be a female dwarf.:rolleyes: I don't know who's idea that was.

[Snaga]

No no no!!! Hahahahaha!!!! Not Goldie! Dain has a beard! Does Goldie have a beard too? :eek:

[Rhiannon]

Noooooooooooooo! *Rhi, running after the bouquet, grabs Wonks' ankle and is dragged in her wake*

[korhall]

i think you have lost it rhia... it is gone.

[Rhiannon]

Ow ow ow not ow until ow I ow let ow go!

[korhall]

there is always next time little one... trust me i have a feeling you will get it next time.

[Rhiannon]

What ow if ow Elgee ow ow doesn't ow faint ow at the ow next one?

[korhall]

trust me rhia, i know you will get hitched soon

[Rhiannon]

I matched with Eriol, but I have to go to college first...I just want the pretty flowers!

[Nimawae's hope]

Don't worry Rhi. It sounds like Korhall is pretty sure of himself. Maybe he knows something that you don't.:D I really agree that Wonks has the bouquet now. There's no getting it from her now. She's too nimble.:rolleyes:

[Gandalf White]

*watches the interesting scene, as Rhi is dragged along the ground while receiving counsel from someone in a clergyman's clothes*

Oh most interesting! :p

If Elgee doesn't faint at the next one, just knock her out and say she fainted...and that bump is when she hit her head on the floor! :p

[Celebthôl]

According to my inside sources Gandalf White likes a certain Keira Knightley. I suggest them to. Now im leaving again. See ya.

[Saucy]

she on the forum?

[Celebthôl]

Yes, tho i wont say her name, you have to guess her TTF name. ;)

[Gandalf White]

Let me just tell you Thol's "inside sources" are way off. He's leading you all on a wild goose chase. :rolleyes: :p

[Nimawae's hope]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Let me just tell you Thol's "inside sources" are way off. He's leading you all on a wild goose chase. :rolleyes: :p

Glad to hear my suspiscions confirmed. Wild geese chases can get rather monotonous.:rolleyes:

So, have the newlyweds left? I have to say that was a rather sudden and fast wedding. Courthouse could not have done it any faster.;)

[Rhiannon]

*Rhi returns, bouquet-less and sullen, dragging a catapult loaded with a large and very bemused cow* Now, before this wedding business started, I believe Jam and I were threatening you all with a very large wooden jackrabbit...

[korhall]

i thnk this wedding is being held up or something

[Rhiannon]

...Or something.

Give me some flowers and I'll drop the cow on you! No wait...

*Rhi pulls out a small handbook and begins flipped through it to the section labeled 'Getting What You Want' while the trussed up cow lets out a desolate 'Moooooooon'*

[korhall]

you need lessions in taking over places kiddo

[Rhiannon]

*Rhi scowls darkly at korhall, her hand twitching towards the lever labeled 'Cow Release'...*

[korhall]

*moves her hand away from the lever*

no

* levitates the cow over to the salad bar*

[Rhiannon]

Phooey.

*goes to sit in the corner and read 'Learning How to Assert Yourself in Five Easy Steps'*

[Talierin]

Ok, don't let this degenerate into spam, please, or I shall have to close it...

[korhall]

now if you want to learn how to do it right... use cow dung.

[Rhiannon]

Yes'm, Miss Mod, ma'am.

I think korhall should be paired with the cow!

[korhall]

once again, i am taken

[Goldberry344]

*is confused by her lack of girtle*

"what is a girtle anyhow?" she wondered, "and how was i wearing one?"

[BranMuffin]

BranMuffin/Muffinly

Who is Muffinly? Guy or Girl?

I guess it doesn't really matter, sorry, I'm already taken.

[Rhiannon]

A girtle is a belt...they were talking about the garter, which is what you use to hold up stockings and goes around the upper thigh...

[korhall]

every bride basically shows some leg on her wedding day.

now go to the reception... or the honeymoon.....i don't care

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

Am I too late to object to this union? Dain cannot marry Goldie because... and the dwarf-beard will have fooled you.... he is .. A GIRL!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: !!!
*Checks self frantically*
False alarm! I am still of the male gender! For a minute there I thought... nevermind.

Anyways where shall we have the reception my goodwife? We need it to be a place large enough to accomodate all of our relatives and friends! And call the cops, it seems a reckless young woman is violently assailing people with a bouquet of flowers downtown! ;)

I KNEW I should have kept that straight-jacket around!

[korhall]

somebody come and help me find that girl who got the bouquet. hey snaga, give me a hand

[Goldberry344]

*ponders*

"how bout in this thread?" goldie suggests. "And you wont find her. she'll be buisy gloating over her bouquet and thinking up ways to rub it in elgees face, like making new icons and thinking witty signature phrases. But lets go to the reception at....the section of this thread after my post."

[Rhiannon]

*at the mention of the bouquet Rhi begins sulking again, and wonders if she can drop a cow on someone in the confusion*

[Elbereth]

Well now that the wedding is over and the brief reception is about to begin I would like to suggest that each couple must take the dance floor. (*That is my clever way of trying to figure out who is paired with who)

But first....I would like to congratulate the happily bearded couple and wish them years of joy, ale and a bundle of bearded children. :D

So without further to do...Hempdread returns to TTF and sets up his dj equipment....and begins to play rockin wedding day music!

Enjoy!!!

[ms Greenleaf]

I decide to catch Thol while I have a chance.

Its a mad dash but I win. Confronting him I ask the most important question... do you sing???
Without this valuable peice of info I know nothing

[HLGStrider]

She's probably got some poor, unfortunate soul such as Eriol or RD lined up for a ceremony next week

Internet guys aren't the problem. . .it is real life ones. . .who would rather go join the armed forces than take me to the movies!

[Starflower]

I decide to catch Thol while I have a chance

hey hey ... I was paired up with young Thol first!
Not that I am going to marry him, but finders keepers and what not :D :D

[celebdraug]

thol seems like the perfect person for everyone! starflower, ms green, ME! hehe:p

[celebdraug]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
Yes, tho i wont say her name, you have to guess her TTF name. ;)

dont want to play goose chases!

[The-Elf-Herself]

I decide to catch Thol while I have a chance.

Its a mad dash but I win. Confronting him I ask the most important question... do you sing???
Without this valuable peice of info I know nothing

hey hey ... I was paired up with young Thol first!
Not that I am going to marry him, but finders keepers and what not

thol seems like the perfect person for everyone! starflower, ms green, ME! hehe

Poor guy...*knows now why he fled the thread*;) Hey Charis, what's this I hear about you messing around with a poor, helpless cow? Thol already took care of the problem-the poor bovine...*starts up a conversation with the cow then nods briskly, takes it off the catapault, and walks out the door with it. Stops for a second when she notices Charis staring at her.* What? I live in cow country-she misses her friends-see ya later! *runs out of the thread before someone decides to try and set her up again*

[Rhiannon]

*raises hand* I don't want Thol! You can count me out of any Thol-central feeding frenzies.

Take the cow. Charis doesn't want nasty cow. Charis wants flowers.

[Aulë]

:rolleyes:
You're all nuts....;)
I presume we're all been mystically transported to the reception now?
Where's the cake? You can't have a wedding without cake...


btw Rhi- you should get the TTT EE DVD. There's lots more Eowyn (she even sings) and more 'good' Faramir. Right up your alley.

[Celebthôl]

Alright, please stop, its not funny, and im not up for grabs. . .

*leave AGAIN*

[Aulë]

Geez Thol,
Have a sense of humour :rolleyes:

And if it's annoying you that much, just ignore it! :p



btw, you are being an extreme hypocrite about all this. You were quite content to match people up on a whim at the start of this thread. But now that people are matching you up, you can't hack it, and start whining about how it "isn't funny anymore".:rolleyes:

[Nimawae's hope]

I think Thol needs a body guard.:rolleyes:
It's no wonder he keeps running away.


Is the cow to serve as the wedding feast or as a wedding present?:D Something to consider.

And where did they put that cake....They can't just hide it from everyone. It's rude.;)

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by Aulë
Geez Thol,
Have a sense of humour :rolleyes:

And if it's annoying you that much, just ignore it! :p



btw, you are being an extreme hypocrite about all this. You were quite content to match people up on a whim at the start of this thread. But now that people are matching you up, you can't hack it, and start whining about how it "isn't funny anymore".:rolleyes:

I did at first, but then there were more and more. . . i dont need it right now as you well know :( hence why i left.

LOL Yes i am! :p i didnt mind the once, but 3-4 is too much, bleh, if you insist on it, ill just not visit anymore, maybe ill close it ;) j/k

[Rhiannon]

btw Rhi- you should get the TTT EE DVD. There's lots more Eowyn (she even sings) and more 'good' Faramir. Right up your alley.
It should ship sometime this week. Don't make my anticipation pangs any worse than they are!

[ms Greenleaf]

Wow I have never had a guy make such a fuss out of someone asking him if he sings... actually for the most part guys give me what I ask for, hey what ever. SO Thol...do you sing.

[Celebthôl]

Define singing. . . I mean i can spout out words sure, but i dunno if i can do it any well. . .

[Walter]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Some matches I particularly like:

Mrs. Maggot/ Walter
So I suppose that would make us the pair "beyond age" ;)

So, may I invite you for dinner, Mrs.M? (I am presuming your husband and my wife will permit that) ;)

[spirit]

we should have auctions! highest bid wins!
whose first now...?

[The-Elf-Herself]

Originally posted by Nimawae's hope

Is the cow to serve as the wedding feast or as a wedding present?:D Something to consider.


*The cow moos pathetically* Aw, poor Daisy, you're all upset now-*glances around the room* no one's eating the cow!

[Aulë]

Oh yes we are!
:D

*picks up a butchers knife, and drags the cow into the kitchen.*

(a few minutes later)

Dinner's ready! :D Roast Beef on the spit. :D

[spirit]

ergh!!! sickenging cannibals!!!!!!!!!!

[Aulë]

Cannibals?
Where?

*is slightly worried, and makes sure to keep an eye on Dain...just in case...;) *

[spirit]

well that was the wrong word! i just ment carnivores! haha!

meat = eughh!

[Aulë]

And may I ask why you are so against meat?

The taste?
Or the morals?

I can understand if you don't like the taste. But if it's for the morals, then I think you're mad. Humans are omnivores- we are designed to eat meat.
Either way, just because you are against it, doesn't mean you should start preaching your ways to other people.

[spirit]

just my morals...

and i WASNT preaching!!

[BranMuffin]

Originally posted by Nimawae's hope
I think Thol needs a body guard.:rolleyes:

*Steps in front of Thol so that no one else can see him*
None shall pass! Except Starflower since that was the original matchup.

Note: Being big can be a lot of fun.

*Hands Rhi a flower to make her feel better*
~~'~{@

Note: Being a big softy can be rewarding also.

Favorite quote: "Nothing is as strong as gentleness, and nothing so gentle as true strength"

*Still wonders if Muffinly is a girl or guy*

[korhall]

i think thats a match waiting to happen

[Saucy]

heh heh, i wont be back on this thread ever agian, i think i may be leaving the forum...dont expect to see me around!:( ;)

[Celebthôl]

*grins and claps*

Thank you very much Bran :D Im sorry it came to this :p

[Nimawae's hope]

Ah! My suggestion was taken: both to eat the cow and to get Thol a body guard.

*Leans back in a chair* I'm so wise, maybe I should be a wizard. *Chair tips over. Nimawae is sprawled on the floor.* Never mind....I think I've just been drinking too much.

Steak, please. :D


Why are you leaving? Life get to hectic?

[Rhiannon]

*Hands Rhi a flower to make her feel better*
Aw, thanks, Outcasty Big Brother! *admires flower*

[The-Elf-Herself]

*runs out of the room sniffling because they killed poor Daisy-but also has a nice cut of the steak carefully wrapped up for later...*

[Nimawae's hope]

Originally posted by The-Elf-Herself
*runs out of the room sniffling because they killed poor Daisy-but also has a nice cut of the steak carefully wrapped up for later...*


*Watches the Elf run away* Hmmmm......must have been a very nice cow. Everyone keeps crying over it. Well, look at it this way, someone was going to catapult her into unknown realms. Could be far more painful. Who would catapult a cow anyway....Oh, wait. Nevermind.:rolleyes:

[Saucy]

Originally posted by Nimawae's hope



Why are you leaving? Life get to hectic? [/B]
something like that:(

[celebdraug]

just when everything was going ok!
tho found a boudgaurd to protect him from everyone!:D

and then what happens?
Powersauce is about to leave :(:(
( im going to miss chasing you with the chair!)

[Kailita]

This thread...it scareses us...*wrings hands*

*Bands with the vegetarians...is a half-vegetarian* Poor Daisy. :( Hmm...I'm bored. Let's catapult what's left of her intestines over the castle walls onto the infidels. :D

Oooh...*is distracted by Rhi's flower*...*pulls the classic younger-sister gripe*...hey, where's my flower? *Whines* I want a purple one...*pesters Bran the Bodyguard*

*Continues to change subjects abruptly*

No, I don't have ADD...



Hey, look, a chicken!

:D

[My_Precious]

*Thinks about her friend who doesn't eat meat except for chicken* Is it ok to torture and eat chickens, but not other animals? *Thinks about her other friend who doesn't eat any animals but eats fish* Is it ok to kill fish but not cows, and etc? *Cuts her juicy steak and continues to think...*

[Celebthôl]

Hehe, I hope ya dont mind if i gave ya the flower instead? :p

~~'~{@

[Saucy]

*wants flower too, does not diserve one*

[Aragorn21]

*doesn't care if powersauce doesn't deserve a flower, gives her one anyway*

~~'~{@

[Kailita]

Yay, purple flower! *Beams* :D Thanks, Thôl. :)

*Skips about and makes a boquet*

~~'~{@
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~~'~{@
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So when are we going to have this dance/wedding? I can help with the flower arrangements. :D

[Celebthôl]

Haha, no probs :)

Ooooh, pwetty flowers! :D

Yeah what happened with that weddining anyways? :confused:

This place kinda. . . died. :(

[celebdraug]

*sulks!* no one loves me, no one gave me a flower!

(yea, the thread is dying...)

[Celebthôl]

Well, what colour do you want? Ah, i gotta go, you have to make do with red im afraid. . .

~~'~{@

[celebdraug]

ah...romantic red!

*in a serious tone,*

thol are yoe hinting something? :p

lol

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by celebdraug
ah...romantic red!

*in a serious tone,*

thol are yoe hinting something? :p

lol

LOL, i is afraid not :p

I was just being nice :) Ill stop if you are picking up hints :confused:

[celebdraug]

nah! i was just messin about! i was just reading your post from How well do guys take a hint?????just out of curiosity how well go guys take a hint lol! :D

[Talierin]

I think this thread has had a long enough life now...

[Talierin]

Well, Beleg wanted this back, so it's back for now

Can't guarentee how much longer it'll stay though, it's getting spammy ;)

[Rhiannon]

Well, what did you expect? We got rid of the cow, we have to get protein somehow...

[ms Greenleaf]

SO have we come to a desition on whom suits whom?
I beleive that we should re-cap the pairs and then on pairs with multile partnerings we should have a vote, I as the thinker am not the doer

Ps everyone due to the exseptionally small amount of singers aboard I have decided that singing does not matter, deep voices do.

HEEHEE, Sorry tenors, I vant a real man. J/k

PPS. I think we must hurry as this thread is dying

[Gandalf White]

I have found a new match to put this thread back on topic!

Lady Rían/Snowdog

Is there anyone with a deep voice for Ms. Greenleaf?

Yes, I have a deep voice, but I'm American and not being matched...

[korhall]

ms. greenleaf and gandalf......

that could be an interesting paring

snowdog? may i ask you a question... its your name is it by chance from a warhammer40K novel? i remember a gang leader by that name is all.

[Beleg]

ah yes, Lady Rian and Snowdog, offcourse!

And erm, how about Ancalagon and Starflower? ;)

[korhall]

i think that will bear watching

but we gotta hook up celebdraug with somebody, hmmmm but who?

[Rhiannon]

Wait- who am I with? Am I with somebody? I was distracted by the whole cow thing...

[Starflower]

what? Me? Ancalagon?? Pardon me, I am already paired up with young Celebthol, so Mr Dragon alas has to find another match for him
;)

[korhall]

mr dragon and celebdraug?

[celebdraug]

ohh! mr dragon?:D

[Celebthôl]

Haha, other that MM and Beleg, thats the biggest age difference yet, something like 17 years :D

[celebdraug]

who is aule paired up with?

[Celebthôl]

Why do you want him? ;)

[celebdraug]

ummm.. *:D* He is australian :D:D!

where is he? i haven't seen him for a while!

[Celebthôl]

Hahaha, i think he's set up with Nom, if you the VERY first post of this thread :D I set this place up as joke for them ;) look where it got!! :D
Yeah hes an Auzzie, but at the moment, hes gone to the north-pole or some god-awful place like that :rolleyes: something to do with agriculture.

But i can set you up with him aswell!! :D

Celebdraug and Aulë ;)

Our most recent couple. :D

[celebdraug]

hehe!

Celebdraug and Ancalagon!!
Celebdraug and Aule!!
Celebdraug and Thol's 'pwetty' flower!! :D:D

dats fine with me :D

Edit: Ancalagon is too old for me!!

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by korhall
ms. greenleaf and gandalf......

that could be an interesting pairng

If by interesting you mean, "ill-fated," "disagreeable," "polar opposites," etc, you are by all means correct... :p ;)

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Wait- who am I with? Am I with somebody? I was distracted by the whole cow thing... Weren't you with Theoden_King? Or did you switch to Eriol? This whole thing is confusing the heck outta me...I can't remember who anyone's with because of all the changes. :eek:

[celebdraug]

Hey GW- you should be with someone who is a trouble-maker! :p

[Aragorn21]

How 'bout you celebdraug!!! your a trouble-maker. :)

[Gandalf White]

Several problems here.

1) I don't think celebdraug is a troublemaker
2) Celebdraug is too young for me :o
3) I'm not being matched. :)

So there you have it. Besides, we wouldn't want to break up her and Aulë...

[korhall]

gome on GW you and i both know you need somebody

[Beleg]

As for Gandalf White's three reasons,

1. That's no reason.

2. Nonsense!

3. This has gotta change. :o :o

[korhall]

why? i happen to think he would make a great husband/ bf figure

[Beleg]

Okay well, nuff is nuff.
I am gonna match Gandalf White once and hopefully not for all.


Gandalf White and.....


Gandalf White and ....

Gandalf White and Melian!

[Although Manveru might not be so pleased!] ;)

[korhall]

ok, i is happy now

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Beleg
As for Gandalf White's three reasons,

1. That's no reason.

2. Nonsense!

3. This has gotta change. :o :o

1. I'll give you this one

2. Not nonsense

3. It does not have to, nor will it! :p

Originally posted by korhall
why? i happen to think he would make a great husband/ bf figure

Well, thank you for the compliment! It doesn't change my mind, though. :p

Originally posted by Beleg
Gandalf White and Melian!

1. I object! :p ;)

2. Who's Melian?

[Beleg]

2. Who's Melian?

A certian maia residing in the sacred halls of the illustarious Guild of the mighty tolkienologists. ;)

[korhall]

sounds right up your alley gw. heck, she might be cute

[Gandalf White]

*is tired of having to come up with good and valid excuses* :p

1. I'm not being matched. It gets tiring having to say this!

2. Uhhh....well...I still really have no idea who she is...

3. How is she right up my alley? :confused: (Lies, all lies!) ;)

Beleg, you have a match, please, please, please, leave me in peace! :D :o

[celebdraug]

hey, how old id GW first?

well, GW- you can either be MATCHED up with some or we'll just match you up with Aragorn21!!

(sorry Aragorn21- we had to involve you! that's the only way! ;))

[Celebthôl]

Hes 17 and they are both the same sex i.e. BOTH MALE moreover, they are brothers, please lets not match them up!!!! :eek:

I believe we should respect tha lads wishes and not set him up. I know how hes feeling. ;)

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Weren't you with Theoden_King? Or did you switch to Eriol? This whole thing is confusing the heck outta me...I can't remember who anyone's with because of all the changes. :eek:


Hang about, when did I get involved in all of this? and more importantly why did I get invloved in all of this?

[celebdraug]

yea, i was just joking about the two brother match! :)

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by Theoden_king
Hang about, when did I get involved in all of this? and more importantly why did I get invloved in all of this?

Muahahahahahahahah!!!

You cannot escape the clutches of the setter-uppers of this thread! :D

[celebdraug]

who else hasn't been matched up?

[Gandalf White]

hey, how old id GW first? 17, nearly 18. (Don't say a word, Thol...) :p ;)

Hang about, when did I get involved in all of this? and more importantly why did I get invloved in all of this? Let's see, you've been involved for a while now. Why? Because we said so! ;)

I believe we should respect tha lads wishes and not set him up. I know how hes feeling. Wait, you know I'm playing hard to get, so that I have a crowd of ladies on my heels?


or did i just blow my cover??? :eek:


*walks away, whistling innocently*










;)

[Rhiannon]

Weren't you with Theoden_King? Or did you switch to Eriol? This whole thing is confusing the heck outta me...I can't remember who anyone's with because of all the changes.

I think last I heard I was with Eriol...

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
I think last I heard I was with Eriol...

Good, thats that then. Rhiannon is with Eriol and i get to be left alone and not paired up with anyone.


Originally posted by Celebthôl
Muahahahahahahahah!!!

You cannot escape the clutches of the setter-uppers of this thread!

Looks like I did Yes! I win ha ha, unless you all set me up in one of the many pages of this thread that I can't be bothered to check through, but if thats the case I have no idea about and so it never happened.

[FIRELILY]

Oh yes! You were set up alright. Page 30-something (or was it 20-something? )
You know you'd like to be "matched".

[Theoden_king]

I can't find me so I assume I wasn't set up (granted I only went back to page 30 and that was missing out a lot of pages on the way) Until I see that I was matched (quotes because I'm not looking through this whole thread) I'll assume I beat the sytem.

[Celebthôl]

Until now! Muahahahahahahahahah!!! :D

Theoden_King and Elgee! :D

Wasnt Eri with Idril?

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
Until now! Muahahahahahahahahah!!! :D

Theoden_King and Elgee! :D

Wasnt Eri with Idril?

Eriol was with Rhiannon, I came across it during my attempt to find myself.

Does this pairing up game just work completely at random?

[Celebthôl]

LOL

Pretty much! :D

We have Beleg (16) with Mrs Maggott (66) :D

[Gandalf White]

*most desparately confused* :eek:

I am most certain we had

Elgee/Dr. Ransom
Beleg/Beth

Don't worry, Theoden_King, a match will be found for you in due time...there are far to many eligible ladies, and not enough gentleman to go around... :p :rolleyes:

[Beleg]

hey, how old is Firelily?


And who would liked to paired up with Nether Demon? ;)

[celebdraug]

Nether Demon is a girl or a boy? :confused:

[Beleg]

lets just say he is a FAD.

Got it! spelling master/netherdemon!

[Manveru]

Originally posted by Beleg
Okay well, nuff is nuff.
I am gonna match Gandalf White once and hopefully not for all.


Gandalf White and.....


Gandalf White and ....

Gandalf White and Melian!

[Although Manveru might not be so pleased!] ;)
Watch it, bro...;)

*flies away... "not so pleased" at all, that's for sure*

BTW: She prefers Blue over White... GW, think you can change that colour of yours? Gandalf Blue... sounds funny:p;)

j/k (as usual)

:D

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
*most desparately confused* :eek:

I am most certain we had

Elgee/Dr. Ransom
Beleg/Beth

Don't worry, Theoden_King, a match will be found for you in due time...there are far to many eligible ladies, and not enough gentleman to go around... :p :rolleyes:

No, no thats alright maybe you could match Thôl up some more, I'm sure he won't mind ;)

[celebdraug]

Yea, he only pretend he doesnt want to be matched up..;)

[Celebthôl]

No, i actually dont want to be matched up. . .

[celebdraug]

well if you say so :D

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Manveru
Watch it, bro...;)

*flies away... "not so pleased" at all, that's for sure*

BTW: She prefers Blue over White... GW, think you can change that colour of yours? Gandalf Blue... sounds funny:p;)

j/k (as usual)

:D

No, no, it's quite alright.

Manveru/Melian :)

Beleg: I think both Netherdemon and spelling master are males, although if they aren't you have hit upon a brilliant match! :p

I think I have another...

Theoden_king/ms. Greenleaf

Yes, that should do quite nicely!

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by celebdraug
well if you say so :D

Yeah i do. . . please dont match me up anymore.

[Starflower]

yes, please do not match him up anymore, because he's mine, mine ,all mine !!!!!!! :D :D :D ;)

[Gandalf White]

ROFL!!! :D Apparently Thôl is spoken for...

[Saucy]

who wants to guess my match?????;) :D :D :D

[FoolOfATook]

Have I lucked out, or has this motley gang of second-rate Emmas slighted some lady's honour by linking her name to mine? ;)

[Saucy]

:( no im sorry dont think anyones matched u up.

[Talierin]

I think FoaT and Rhiannon should be matched up....

[Gandalf White]

No! We must leave Rhi and Eri together!

Don't worry, FoaT, a suitable match will be found...:o