Who on the forum suits who? "An online dating pair-up"

[spelling master]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
No, no, it's quite alright.

Manveru/Melian :)

Beleg: I think both Netherdemon and spelling master are males, although if they aren't you have hit upon a brilliant match! :p

I think I have another...

Theoden_king/ms. Greenleaf

Yes, that should do quite nicely!

what the hell !!!!

Gandlaf white is mine all mine !!!! its the frank and shirley show hahaha

[Beleg]

lol! I pesonally am not averse to gay relationships! ;)

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Beleg
lol! I pesonally am not averse to gay relationships! ;) Without getting into needless argument, I am!

Especially if I'm one of the two in the relationship... :p

spelling master, you can't be female! :eek:

[ms Greenleaf]

GANDALF AND I!!!!!! Obviously you either want to bring about armeggedon or you have not heard? Read us bicker. We agree on nothing. Not Politics, religeon not even if Gandalf was an idiot or not, I am on gandalfs side, slightly ironic. So Theodin King is brittish. One must love the Brittish. Actually I love their accents there are some plays which should not be done in a Canuck accent, or American, our accent just does not role off the lips like a slight british one. Hmmm I am rambling. But eh, so you are british age 16-25 and you have a baritone to bass voice. I am sold. Not that I have really talked to you or anything. Sorry THol you lost your chance at beauty.

Ps I still think you adore the attention Thol, or else why do you come back

pps we need a couple recap.

Maybe I should chase Thol in my spare time to spite the other possibilities. Muhahahahahahaha

or rather thor har har

so witty

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
No, i actually dont want to be matched up. . .

Well it was funny, but now I'm starting to sympathise with you, unfortunately theres not much I can do to stop you being chased.

Originally posted by Gandalf White
[B]No, no, it's quite alright.

Manveru/Melian

Beleg: I think both Netherdemon and spelling master are males, although if they aren't you have hit upon a brilliant match!

I think I have another...

Theoden_king/ms. Greenleaf

Yes, that should do quite nicely!B]

Gandalf White, who were you matched up with?

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by ms Greenleaf
GANDALF AND I!!!!!! Obviously you either want to bring about armeggedon or you have not heard? Read us bicker. We agree on nothing. Not Politics, religeon not even if Gandalf was an idiot or not, I am on gandalfs side, slightly ironic. So Theodin King is brittish. One must love the Brittish. Actually I love their accents there are some plays which should not be done in a Canuck accent, or American, our accent just does not role off the lips like a slight british one. Hmmm I am rambling. But eh, so you are british age 16-25 and you have a baritone to bass voice. I am sold. Not that I have really talked to you or anything. Sorry THol you lost your chance at beauty.

Ps I still think you adore the attention Thol, or else why do you come back

pps we need a couple recap.

Maybe I should chase Thol in my spare time to spite the other possibilities. Muhahahahahahaha

or rather thor har har

so witty

HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!

You are insane i swear!! :D j/k :p

You dont believe i dont want the attention? When i said i left i was STILL being matched up, i asked not to be and STILL they match me up, what else can i do? This is my thread, so i have to stay really, but i DO NOT WANT TO BE MATCHED UP ANYMORE!!!!

[Theoden_king]

Maybe you keep getting matched up because you keep asking not to be matched up. It is rather funny to see how frustrated you get everytime you're matched. :p

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by Theoden_king
Maybe you keep getting matched up because you keep asking not to be matched up. It is rather funny to see how frustrated you get everytime you're matched. :p

LOL, thats cause they are meanies! :p

Grrrr! ;)

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
You are insane i swear!! :D

Amen! :p

Originally posted by Theoden_king
Gandalf White, who were you matched up with?

No one. . . :o

and it's staying this way...

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by Gandalf White

No one. . . :o

and it's staying this way...

No, thats not how it works, it seems whenever someone asks not to be paired up they get picked on immediately, now there must be someone who wouldn't mind being paired with a 'troublemaker'

[Saucy]

awww, poor gw let him be

though Elgee is still a good choice

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Theoden_king
No, thats not how it works, it seems whenever someone asks not to be paired up they get picked on immediately, now there must be someone who wouldn't mind being paired with a 'troublemaker' Ah, but you don't understand! I am a [drum roll] matchmaker! ;) My word, on this thread at least, is law! :p ;)

Originally posted by Theoden_king
though Elgee is still a good choice

No, Elgee refuses to talk to us younger guys. However, this may be a blessing in disguise. ;) We shall have to ask Dr. Ransom how he is faring...god bless his soul!







;)

[ms Greenleaf]

To have any thoughts that another has not yet thought one must be insane or think outside the box. Einstein, ... you name it. Besides does it not get boring being normal??????????????????

HMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. No one seems interested in the beautifully insane catch me. Tear.

HMmmmm well there still is Theoden.

sort of out place but where can i get my name changed on this sight.? I guess I should ask Eol. Hmmmmmm. Well I was thiinking of changing it to Earendil but that was taken so I am thinking of either Ocean Spray or Earendil's wife Eowing. What do yah think.

I also think we need to make a poll to decide some of the matches, perhaps give a best couple poll though Aule and NOM will win hands down.

I still cannot get over you trying to put me with GW. SO SAD

[Gandalf White]

*tries desperately to make sense of Ms. Greenleaf's post* :eek: ;)

If you're so beautiful, a well-placed pic in the Forum Photo Album would get you numerous match-ups in absolutely no time, I'm sure.

If you want to change your name, I think you PM WM. (Hey, that sounds cool, PM WM, PM W...ahem) :o

Personally I'd go with Eowing...

With that last post, you're either

1. Trying to annoy me.
2. Unsatisfied with your match, and want me instead.


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On to more "official" business...


*swears as he searches through literally dozens of pages* :eek: ;)

Ahem, now for real. The following is the latest compiled list of matches:

MacAddict/Talierin
Snaga/Wonks
Celebthol/Starflower
Eliot/Arebeth
Beorn/Legolam
Dr. Ransom/Elgee
Beleg/Beth
Aragorn21/Sabeen
Kementari/Ciryaher
BranMuffin/Muffinly
The-Elf-Herself/YayGollum
Rhiannon/Eriol
Idril/Walter? -- Or is it MM?
Dain Ironfoot/Goldberry344 -- corrected

I'm sure there are others, so please, add as you remember.

[Aragorn21]

Aragorn21/Sabeen :mad: i dont wanna be match with Sabeen! :mad:

[Celebthôl]

I put together Gandalf White and ms Greenleaf *angelic smile*

[Aragorn21]

YAY!! very good thol, very good indeed!

[korhall]

isn't goldberry MARRIED to a dwarf... namely dain ironfoot... i am fairly certain since i performed the service.

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by korhall
i am fairly certain since i performed the service. Although I am quite unsure whether anyone was sober at the time! :D ;)

My grievous error will be corrected promptly.

[korhall]

its cool

i just like to keep that little piece of record strait

[Gandalf White]

Indeed, I'm truly sorry about it...wondering how I could have forgotten such a large portion of this monstrous thread.

Do we have you matched up, korhall?

[korhall]

indeed i was pared before i came here; to a wonderful if dangerous love. she has my heart and my blade, so i am taken gang, sorry

[Gandalf White]

*stamps foot*

That's no fun! They should make it a requirement that you break up before joining the Forum! ;)

[korhall]

sorry kiddo, but i don't think that will happen any time soon. not if i wanted to keep all of my parts and limbs. not to mention, i love her so i am not going to be losing that or her. besides, she is too cute to let go of

[Gandalf White]

Fine, I hereby pronounce you two a match! :)

[korhall]

thankyou GW, thankyou very much.

[Aragorn21]

:mad: I think everyone's ignoring me...i said i don't want to be matched with sabeen!!!

[korhall]

we heard you aragorn21... we heard you

[Gandalf White]

Yeah, we heard you--the problem is we don't care! :p ;)


Dear mods, I am allowed to say this because I'm his brother ;)

[celebdraug]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Dear mods, I am allowed to say this because I'm his brother[/SIZE] ;) thats no acception! :D
Aragorn21 and ummm..... im thinking.... :confused:

[korhall]

how about you celebdraug?

i match celebdraug and aragorn21

[celebdraug]

noh! me is already matched up... tho i cant remember. My brain has been invaded by some weird ailen bugs :D, i dont feel really well :(

[korhall]

awwwwwwww *hug* feel better, but you are still matched with aragorn21 untill you prove otherwise

[celebdraug]

awww. thanks! that uch better! :). Just look back a few pages and you will see who im matched up with! Don't you *cough* believe me? :D:D

[korhall]

no

[celebdraug]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
Celebdraug and Aulë ;)
there!

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by ms Greenleaf

HMmmmm well there still is Theoden.


You make it sound like I'm not a great catch ;) j/k

[korhall]

tuff beenie weenies celeb, you are now matched with aragorn21 just because i am feeling difficult

[Ice Man]

Is there anyone out there who would make a nice pair with me?

[korhall]

what are your specifics?

[celebdraug]

FINE!! So now im going to match you up with someone!
How about Rhi?:D :D :D

[Gandalf White]

No, no, no! Don't mess with the already paired! Rhi is matched up with Eriol.

On second thought, Aule won't be around for a while and he's too old for celebdraug anyways. So:

Ice Man/celebdraug

[korhall]

i am also a member of the paired persuasion ao sorry rhi but no

[Rhiannon]

It's okay, korhall, I'm sure Eriol will comfort me in my suffering after your rejection :D

[korhall]

rhi you are just a little to late and not lethal enough for my tastes. that and well... yeah

ms. g and iceman?

[Rhiannon]

I'm not lethal enough? *much confusion* First I was flighty and now I'm not lethal...I'm having an identity crisis...

It occurs to me that maybe someone should let Eriol know we're an established couple...seems like the kind of thing he might need to know, neh?

[korhall]

kitten i am dating an assasin, she could kill you me and your third cousin in her sleep. so this is nothing about you, its just more like her + me = happy and alive. its not that you aren't plenty dangerous, its just that you are not my type of dangerous

[Gandalf White]

Oops, just realized celeb and Ice have a bit of an age difference. Not that it matters, but to circumvent any complaints...

celebdraug/Aragorn21
Ice Man/Nom

[korhall]

speaking of which, where is nom?

YES my match has been seconded, i feel important now.

[Gandalf White]

I suppose Eriol should know, unless you want to be matched with someone else, in which case he shouldn't know.

Korhall, I don't have a third cousin. Or maybe I do. Is there such a thing? And yes, your match was perfect; forgot to give you credit on that one.

Nom hasn't been around. Internet problems, I think. :confused: I think her and Ice Man go nicely; she'll be very happy once she returns.

i hope ;)

[Aragorn21]

AH! u guys are terrible at this. I'll tell you who my match is...

we have the same location, gl guessing:rolleyes:

[Saucy]

:D I HIGHLY DOUBT THEY WILL FIGURE IT OUT;)

[Nimawae's hope]

Who is left to be matched? Or does everyone keep coming and going so that it is impossible to figure out?

A21: Who are you matched with anyway? I don't think any of us are going to figure it out. Or maybe we don't care to figure it out.:rolleyes: :D

[Aragorn21]

well i WAS matched with Sabeen, and now they matched me with celebdraug AGAINST MY WILL! So now I give you a hint as to who i want my match to be, we both have the same Location. If you can't figure it out I'll give you one last hint, and if you cant figure it out after that...o..m..g.. lol

[Celebthôl]

Gee thats a tough one :rolleyes: not PS is it?

[Nimawae's hope]

Geez! That was a little obvious now wasn't it. Do you both really like Finding Nemo? Hehe....:D

[Aragorn21]

*claps for the brilliant thol* Yes yes we love finding nemo . :D

[Kailita]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
I'm not lethal enough? *much confusion* First I was flighty and now I'm not lethal...I'm having an identity crisis...
Oh, I don't know about that...Rhi can be terribly frightening when she wants to be. Start bashing Eowyn and we'll see how lethal she can be...:D

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Korhall, I don't have a third cousin. Or maybe I do. Is there such a thing?
A third cousin is the child of a cousin of one of your parents. ;) Your mom's cousin's son for example.

[korhall]

kitten i know rhi is dangerous and frightening. but i have someone else in mind, a tad more destructive, and cuter in my oppinion.

[Saucy]

Originally posted by Aragorn21
*claps for the brilliant thol* Yes yes we love finding nemo . :D

:D Yes we do!

[korhall]

we do indeed

[Saucy]

:eek: when did it become a threesome....*sends a playful look aragorn21's way*
just kidding....its good to see we arent the only fans of it :);) :D :rolleyes:

[korhall]

you two love birds are matched, but i like the movie

[Elbereth]

I want to find a match for Nimawae's hope. That is...if she wants a match. I made the mistake a couple of years ago to flirt with the same guy she was flirting with and I ended up stealing her TTF man without realizing that she had claimed him. I felt bad about that since I found out about that...so if she agrees...I will make it my personal mission to find Nim a match! ;)

[korhall]

i think that would be a pretty good idea, i'm in

[celebdraug]

well, well, well, Kor your match didnt count! Ha!!

want to match me up again? :)

[Celebthôl]

Celebdraug and Omni! :D

[celebdraug]

Omni:confused:

[Celebthôl]

Omnipotent_Elf

Hes a young Auzzie 17 and one of my best mates! :D Your'll like him, hes a kewl guy! :)

[celebdraug]

i dint think i have ever seen him online!?

Aussie = Good :)
17 = Excellent :)

Blonde hair blue eyes?

[Celebthôl]

You wont see him online unless you get on MSN about 9pm (our time), hes in bed right now i think, or else its real late there.
I dunno he hes blonde and blue :D its never come up, i dont ask guys that ya see ;)

[celebdraug]

good! It would be odd if ya did! :D
Im gonna go look for some pics in the member album thingy! :D
Btw i have seen you! youre cute :)

[Celebthôl]

He doesnt have one to my knowledge. . .

:o Naw im not :p dont be spying on me now! :p :D

[celebdraug]

Yes you are! Very cute! :) Not blushing are you? :D

No, i not the person to spy! Or maybe i am! hehe:p

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by celebdraug
Yes you are! Very cute! :) Not blushing are you? :D

No, i not the person to spy! Or maybe i am! hehe:p

Hahahaha! Well anymore would just be fishing so ill take your word for it. . .

I recon that you are a spy. . . after you spoke to Aulë that is! :p :D

[celebdraug]

A spy... me? :o NO! :D

I havent spoken to Aule for a while! Come to think of it, it was after you matched me up with him! :eek: He's run away!! ;)

[Celebthôl]

Hahahahahahaha!!! :D

Naw, j/k, hes gone away for like 2 months and will be back end of January it is to be hoped! :)

[celebdraug]

lol! i was gettin worried! im not that evil now! just a troublemaker! hehe!

[Gandalf White]

Hahaha, Thôl's getting drawn back into this thread! He just can't seem to leave! :cool: ;)

I guess

celebdraug/Omni

is official! :)

Also, Ms. Greenleaf (a) hasn't come back yet, or (b) suffered a heart attack when Thôl matched us. :p

or considering me, maybe she just swooned :o :D

[celebdraug]

i think he like the thread but he doesnt want to get matched!

me and Omni.....( :confused: )

i think she might had had and heartattack finding out she was matched with you! :D:D J/k

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by celebdraug
i think she might had had and heartattack finding out she was matched with you! :D

Yes, I put the emphasis in all the wrong places. Let's try that again!
_______________________________________________

(b) maybe she suffered a heart attack when Thôl matched us or considering me, maybe she just swooned! :p :D ;)

[celebdraug]

haha! alrite! maybe i should read carefully! :p

[korhall]

yeah, *poke* and no i am not needing to be matched again

[Beleg]

sad, tired and wanting to be hugged. :(

[celebdraug]

*gives Beleg a hug!* Whats wrong?

[korhall]

*huggys beleg* whats amiss kiddo?

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Beleg
sad, tired and wanting to be hugged. :(

Beth! Oooh Beth! ;)

[Saucy]

lol

beleg and beth
lol

where is beth? havent seen her:D

[korhall]

another pairing

[Saucy]

actually its an old pairing just being brought up again lol:D

[korhall]

close enough for me.

[Theoden_king]

Alright, I'm game for a laugh, match me up then. For those of you who can't be bothered to look on my profile and then calculate my age I'm 18.

[celebdraug]

what kind of gurl do ya want?:D

[Theoden_king]

Someone who is around my age, other than that I'll let the rest of you decide.

[celebdraug]

im wondering who to match you up with...

what about ms greenleaf?

[Theoden_king]

She was already matched with Gandalf White, I think.

[celebdraug]

oh yea...! i remeber vagualy:rolleyes:

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Theoden_king
Someone who is around my age, other than that I'll let the rest of you decide. Define "around." ;)

The only reason I'm allowing the me/Ms. G match to stand is

1. Because I find it very interesting being matched to my complete (and I mean complete) opposite.
2. I want to see her reaction. ;)

[celebdraug]

Do you know when she is going to come back online?

i guess she might be happy because she wanted to be matched up! :p

[Ice Man]

Originally posted by korhall
what are your specifics?

wow, I spend a few days without comming here and people have posted whored so much I have to look 3 pages back to keep up with the thread...

Specifics?
- 19 or older
- female. See, I'm not gay
- at least 1,58m tall
- likes sports and night clubs
- enjoys to workout at the gym

That's it for now, I don't want to get to specific.

:D

[Gandalf White]

Yup, this thread will do that to you.

Originally posted by Ice Man
at least 1,58m tall I have absolutely no idea what that is. For all I know, it could be the size of a hobbit! ;) Feet and inches, please! :p :o

[korhall]

thats 5 feet i think

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Define "around." ;)


Why dont we say, 17 - 19. I'm not going to get anymore specific than that so that will have to do for you.

[korhall]

something like that i think would be alright with him

[Nimawae's hope]

Originally posted by Elbereth
I want to find a match for Nimawae's hope. That is...if she wants a match. I made the mistake a couple of years ago to flirt with the same guy she was flirting with and I ended up stealing her TTF man without realizing that she had claimed him. I felt bad about that since I found out about that...so if she agrees...I will make it my personal mission to find Nim a match! ;)

I can't believe you actually remember that Elbereth! I had just about forgotten all about that, and now you've ripped the would right back open....hehe....just kidding.:D I never minded. I'll agree to you matching me up provided that I get some say in the matter. I don't want just random guys. No fun in that.....:rolleyes:



Is it just me or are people getting more and more specific on this thread? Makes it difficult for the matchmakers.......

[Gandalf White]

I'll let Elbereth match you up personally. :)


Originally posted by Nimawae's hope
Is it just me or are people getting more and more specific on this thread? Makes it difficult for the matchmakers.......

I'm afraid that you're right. Although Theoden_king has been quite lenient. :o

If you wish to find the man/woman of your dreams you must do just that....dream! :p Perhaps the Sandman would be willing to help...;)

[Nimawae's hope]

Well, she said she was going to, so I'll let her. Hehe....this should be scary.


Shouldn't take you long to match Theoden_king up......but who is actually left to be matched up?

I'm going to visit the Sandman.......maybe he'll give me some absurdly impossible ideas for a guy.:rolleyes:

[Gandalf White]

Yeah, I'll be making my nightly visit to Mr. S. shortly...;)

Right now I think we have Theoden_king and Ice Man. It's a pretty constant trickle. And if the trickle ever stops, we amuse ourselves with random/evil/just plain fun matches. :p

Have you no confidence in Elbereth's matching abilities? ;)

[FoolOfATook]

Originally posted by Nimawae's hope
I'm going to visit the Sandman.......maybe he'll give me some absurdly impossible ideas for a guy.:rolleyes:

Hoom... Morpheus doesn't really go in for those sort of things. Hell, he can't even get his own love life straight.

You might be better off looking towards his brother/sister, Desire.



(Huzzah for jokes that only me and Rhiannon, and maybe a few others will get... ;))

By the by, any progress on choosing a lady to slight by linking her name with mine? ;)

[korhall]

elgee?

[celebdraug]

Spirit?
wherever she is :confused:

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
I'm afraid that you're right. Although Theoden_king has been quite lenient. :o


Yeah, well. I just thought it would be rather funny to see who I would get matched with. Don't go to any great lengths trying to match me.

[celebdraug]

T_K and Sprit?

[Celebthôl]

Spirit is too young for TK im afraid.

[klugiglugus]

This thread is ever so slightly pitiable however who am I to dance close to the fires of pomposity?

[Celebthôl]

Exactly! Who are any of us too? :D

[celebdraug]

i thought she waz about 17...:confused:

[Rhiannon]

(Huzzah for jokes that only me and Rhiannon, and maybe a few others will get... )
Mwahahahaha :D (wow...I just realized I'm going to be in the same city as you, very briefly. At the airport. I'll wave.)

[klugiglugus]

What does “waz” mean? What kind of lexicon would incorporate such a word??? Oh well as the old saying goes "ignorance is strength"...

[Beleg]

easterbunny wants a rabbitish match! ;)

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by klugiglugus
This thread is ever so slightly pitiable however who am I to dance close to the fires of pomposity?

Yes, and with that post you were singed, if not scorched....:p

Beleg, I see your last post as posted by Beleg, yet the S&B fora tells it it is easterbunny...have you changed your name? And what happened to Beth? :confused:

[celebdraug]

Originally posted by klugiglugus
What does “waz” mean?

I was guessing she was about 17. i dont know how old she is

[Gandalf White]

I'm thinking

Theoden_king/Elka

[korhall]

as a veryr wise man once said: now that might work

[klugiglugus]

A very wise man once said "How could I solve all the worlds problems and make Einstein a house hold name? I know! I will invent the atom bomb!" :)

[BranMuffin]

I still have yet to find out if Muffinly is a guy or girl so as of now I declare the match up of BranMuffin/Muffinly non-existent....by the way I am a guy....

[Gandalf White]

Yeah, I believe it was known that you were a guy, and therefore Muffinly was a girl. If she's not...err, if he's not...we'll find you another match.

And I just saw your deep thought for the first time...LOL! :p Too funny!

[Aragorn21]

BranMuffin/arisen pheonix (another muffin person). That's the perfect match!

[Theoden_king]

Well done GW, you managed to match me.

Well now that I have been matched I can have fun coming up with matches for other people now.

[Rhiannon]

This thread is kind of boring now that I've been matched...

[Bethelarien]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Yes, and with that post you were singed, if not scorched....:p

Beleg, I see your last post as posted by Beleg, yet the S&B fora tells it it is easterbunny...have you changed your name? And what happened to Beth? :confused:

Beth is right here, and Beleg better not be abandoning me. Heaven forbid I should be matched with someone else. ;)

[ms Greenleaf]

HMmmm. This getting comfusing although as far as pictures go...I have no Idea how you do that. Does your computer just magically take a pic of you or do you somehow make your printer go backwards...I don't get it. As far as computers go I understand how to use e-mail and this and look things up on google...that is the extent of my knowledge. Ps GW I was just rtrying to annoy you don't worry.;) :rolleyes:

Hey nnow I am no longer matched up

This site thing goes to fast for me to follow.

Hmmmmmm well

larer

later

I am nuts


perhaps even peanuts...no better almonds.

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
I put together Gandalf White and ms Greenleaf *angelic smile*

Actually, you are matched...to me! :cool:

Anyway, I've got to go watch 'The Core' now. I've heard that it's incredibly cheesy and am dreading the experience. :( Wish me luck!

[korhall]

much luck bro much luck

[Gandalf White]

It actually wasn't hard to survive. Impossible story line, cliche moment after cliche moment, but pretty well put together.

[Theoden_king]

Originally posted by ms Greenleaf


Hey nnow I am no longer matched up


You were matched with Gandalf White weren't you?

[Gandalf White]

Yeah, I think she swooned again...:p




;)

[Nimawae's hope]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
This thread is kind of boring now that I've been matched...

Well.....you could make it more exciting by demanding a separation or something.:D Or you could pick a fight with whoever it is that you're matched up with.

[Aragorn21]

Or you could match other people up against their will. ;)

[Nimawae's hope]

Originally posted by Aragorn21
Or you could match other people up against their will. ;)

Hehe...yes she could. But someone might kill her. And she might get confused and match people up who have already been matched. Could get very messy.:D

[Rhiannon]

I always wanted to be an old spinstery crone, poking around in to everyone else's business...

[arisen pheonix]

Originally posted by Aragorn21
BranMuffin/arisen pheonix (another muffin person). That's the perfect match!


i resent that

[Celebthôl]

I thought AP was a guy! :eek: sorry about that ma'am :o

[Aragorn21]

i resent that y? its the perfect match.:o :p

[arisen pheonix]

im already matched up thank you

[Aragorn21]

Since when? With who?

[Elbereth]

arisen pheonix married korhall in Spring 2002, just before my forum wedding in May. In fact it was at their wedding that Valar proposed to me. Too bad that thread was removed from the forum. :(

[korhall]

that was a happy day. infact i am surprised that you remember that elbereth. why aren't you and valar married yet?

[Elbereth]

Originally posted by korhall
that was a happy day. infact i am surprised that you remember that elbereth. why aren't you and valar married yet?

Korhal....you silly boy, we were married. You came to my wedding remember? ;) (see: "The Wedding of Elbereth and Valar" thread in the Archives section)

However, unfortunately my husband was murdered last year. Assasinated in his very chambers in Gondor as he lie weakened by a mysterious illness that left him defenseless. It was a sad affair and one that I have not fully recovered from. :(
*a single tear falls down cheek*
(It was all documented in the Chronicles of Ea in the MERPG forum for those who are curious of what I am talking about.)

so I have been a TTF widow ever since. ;)

[Gandalf White]

I was in the Archives today, I almost stopped to pull out that tale, but had not the time...

[Elbereth]

You should check it out...it's a fun read to say the least. ;)




And don't worry Nimawae...I haven't forgotten about you. Therefore, after carefully combing the forum for the perfect match...I give you:

FoolofATook!



I think you too would make a great couple...So what do you guys say? :D

*crosses fingers in great anticipation...hoping that this match will work*

[korhall]

now that you mention it yes i was there, i honestly am losing my memory in my old age. why did they take our wedding off the forum?

[korhall]

and we all miss him, valar was a good man. *huggle* but hey, he would have wanted you to keep smiling.

now, on to something more lighthearted. i say we match up rhianon and the chicken

[arisen pheonix]

hate to post this here but....



CLEAN OUT YOUR BOX KOR!!!!

[korhall]

tis done, love tis done

[ms Greenleaf]

I can just imagine myself and GW. It would end in me hitting him with a bottle of shanty because he was wrong about something...he is always wrong just beforee we say Ido

[korhall]

something tells me you may yet have some relationship in the future. i can sense that deep down you two really have some affection for one another.

[Gandalf White]

LOL! Cut the rhetoric, korhall! :p ;)

I'm always wrong? I'm often right, especially in matters of politics. When I'm wrong, I admit it! usually ;)

So please, spare me from any violence! :eek:

[korhall]

have you told her you loved her GW? i know you do, why not let her know? it means alot to hear that.

[celebdraug]

Actually! GW is wrong alot of times!

HE mistook me for a guy!

hehehhe
:p

[Gandalf White]

Korhall: You're persistent, aren't you? ;)

celebdraug: Just because your name sounded to me like a guys name doesn't mean I'm wrong alot! :p



it simply means you're misleading ;)

[celebdraug]

Its not misleading!

Like "alex", not that a name that can suit gurls and guys! And same with Celebdraug! :p

its not VERY misleading!

[Celebthôl]

*sences a spark*

OH OH OH!!!

GW and Celebdraug!!! :D

Its so obvious they aregue like a married couple! :D :p

[celebdraug]

Someone mentioned it before...

[Celebthôl]

And im mentioning it now! :D Muahahahahahah!!! :D

[Gandalf White]

So they did.

However
1. celebdraug is slightly to young
2. I'm already matched to my polar opposite, who, I might add, has already threatened me with violence! :p

But I think Eliot and Arebeth have broken up (:(), so we could put you with that nice young fellow, if you so desire. :)

[celebdraug]

nice young fellw!

As long as he isnt boring! :)
Then i have no objection!:)

[Celebthôl]

Hey!!! :D

GW just agreed to be your partner to me on MSN! :D YAY!! :D

[celebdraug]

*hmmm..... shall i believe the guy who doeant want to be paired up with anyone and like to make twouble and then act all innocent with his "angelic" smile!*

:D

[celebdraug]

Thol, i dont think he asked you, because he has logged off, and therefore i dont think he is talking to you on msn and therefore he cant have told you anything! :p

[Gandalf White]

OMG, Thôl, you little liar!

*is prepared to hit the 'Block' button*

Celebdraug, do not believe the angelic smile, whatever you do! I should've recorded the convo we had. I just told him how I was already matched and had put you with Eliot.

*goes off muttering how he's gonna get Thôl*

;)

[celebdraug]

Yea, i dint! Although i dont know him that well, he is not a serious person! he loves to mess around, and thats why i dint believe him!

do you know what thins means, GW? Revenge on thol!!!:p

[Gandalf White]

Revenge! *evil smile*

Perhaps I could get Ms. Greenleaf to hit him over the head with a bottle of shanty, instead of me... :o

[Celebthôl]

Oh come on! I remember it exactly, with the:

"Oh i love her so much and i dont wanna be with anyone else" remark! :rolleyes: *angelic smile* :D

[omnipotent_elf]

do any of these actually work :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Aragorn21]

Any of these match??...yes ;) :)

[korhall]

well i got matched on a thread not unlike this one. and i am still happily married

[Saucy]

Originally posted by Aragorn21
Any of these match??...yes ;) :)

hmmm whose could that be;)

anyways we had to create this match for ourselves, matches that other people create rarely work out, its best to find ur own.

Eliot and Arbeth broke up? u mean they were actually together:eek:

[Aragorn21]

anyways we had to create this match for ourselves, matches that other people create rarely work out, its best to find ur own. Yeah this match maker (GW) is kinda...well...not very good at what he's doing (or trying to do). :D ;) :p

[korhall]

powersauce and aragorn21 who'd a thunk it.

[Saucy]

:eek: who would of??? ;)

[korhall]

well to me you two seem to be alot closer to each other than to any of the other unmatched ones. i mean you both have a major love for finding nemo. both of you live at p. sherman 42 wallaby way, sydney. it should be obvious

[Aragorn21]

Yes, it should. ;)

finding nemo is AWSOME! w00t!

[korhall]

i think that means that we have a new couple in our midst.

[Saucy]

that or we have the same dentist :D ;)

[korhall]

maybe both... they do have group packages... if you two would wish to be wed, i would be more than honored to preform said ceremony. *goes and prepares his chapel * we are ready at any time if you would merely come inside and yell, i will be with you as soon as i can.

[Saucy]

i dunno, the silly guy would have to propose;)

:D :D :D

[korhall]

aragorn21 thats your cue dude.

[Aragorn21]

the silly guy :eek: silly guy?? me?? nahhh..

aragorn21 thats your cue dude. Perhaps...perhaps...;)

[FoolOfATook]

Originally posted by Elbereth
You should check it out...it's a fun read to say the least. ;)




And don't worry Nimawae...I haven't forgotten about you. Therefore, after carefully combing the forum for the perfect match...I give you:

FoolofATook!



I think you too would make a great couple...So what do you guys say? :D

*crosses fingers in great anticipation...hoping that this match will work*

I'm down. Should I begin posting Elizabethan love sonents and lie and say that I wrote them? ;)

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by FoolOfATook
I'm down. Should I begin posting Elizabethan love sonents and lie and say that I wrote them? ;) By all means!

[celebdraug]

A21, have you proposed yet?:D :p ;)

[Aragorn21]

Originally posted by celebdraug
A21, have you proposed yet?:D :p ;) hmm...*is thinking whether he wants to tell or not*....maybe..;)

[celebdraug]

dont be so complicated :p

[Aragorn21]

Complicated??? I'm not complicated!

[celebdraug]

*cough* oh no! Sure youre not! :) *cough*


Thats a nice sig, just ask her that... :)

[Aragorn21]

Actually...it's the lyrics to my favorite P.O.D. song. Want me to post the whole song for you? :p

[celebdraug]

Just pm it to me! :) if you dont mind...:)

[Saucy]

:D he proposed so i guess we are getting married:D korhall can do the ceremony

[ms Greenleaf]

You guys are all too complicated. I am simple. Simply insane. I will therefore his both Thol and GW. I will also go live by the ocean and wait for some random elf who loves the ocean as much as I do. HMmmmmmmm I should have known this would be my end. La la waves are gorgeous. Swimming in the breakers is better. A little cold water killed nothin. .. Hot water killed fish.

HGMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM



I should really change my name.

Who was I supposed to ask

Nemo was okay.

Rasputin was BETTER.

the movie

Later

[korhall]

anytime powersauce any time

[Bethelarien]

Well, it appears my match has abandoned me. *crawls in a corner and sobs* Beleg, I'm traumatized for life!

[Saucy]

why what happened?

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by ms Greenleaf
You guys are all too complicated. I am simple. Simply insane. I will therefore his both Thol and GW. I will also go live by the ocean and wait for some random elf who loves the ocean as much as I do. HMmmmmmmm I should have known this would be my end. La la waves are gorgeous. Swimming in the breakers is better. A little cold water killed nothin. .. Hot water killed fish.

HGMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM



I should really change my name.

Who was I supposed to ask

Nemo was okay.

Rasputin was BETTER.

the movie

Later

*raises hand*

Help! I can't understand a word my match is saying! :eek: I need a translator!

This sentence in particular:I will therefore his both Thol and GW.

[korhall]

*lights the torches around the chapel and magically the organ starts to play some light music...*

i have been told i have a wedding to do tonight.... whenever the parties are ready... *the doors open and the wolves who normally attend this small chapel stand aside to allow the guests and wedding party to enter at their leasure*

[Wonko The Sane]

Sorry to break the news...but you can't have a wedding until I get married!

I caught the bouquet that means I'm next. :)

It's the RULLLLES. :) That's why we had to wait so long for Goldie to get married. :)


:D

[Saucy]

wanna bet wonks

[korhall]

well wonko if you can bring snaga on... my chapel is open to all

[Wonko The Sane]

We're not getting married yet.


And yes, Lil' Miss Saucy...I DO want to bet.


Cos you know why, it's the RULES.

Nobody got married until Goldie had...YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES FOR ME TOO.


Now, you guys are engaged, you can throw an engagement party shower or something tonight...and you can have a bachelor(ette) party...and you can do all sorts of stuff.

But you can't have a wedding until I do. :) Sorry. It's the rules.


Besides, you and your soon-to-be-hubby should shack up for a while just to make sure you like eachother. ;)

So take some time and "live in sin" as my mum calls it...and you can get married after me. :D

[korhall]

i think that common courtesy would be to allow either them to get married or for you to marry soon so that they may aswell... that and you two have been "shacked up", living-in-sin for long enough... i think it is high time you two got hitched.

[korhall]

well. i think that an elopement is within the rules as it is not a true wedding. so that would mean that wonko is right in that she was married after goldie, but this couple could still be together and off the market. so... what we shall do is to make these two legally wed, but not wed in the sense that goldie and dain are married. so this way everyone is happy... and the loves are together and the rules are upheld.

[Wonko The Sane]

This is really lame...you know, you all followed the rules when Goldie had the bouquet...why don't you follow it now with me...


Your post before last, Kor, was seriously offensive...seeing as I said what I said as a joke...and you said it in a sort of rude way.

We don't have to get married until we're ready. Goldie waited something like 16 months or something! And everybody followed the rules.


If you're going to "elope" you can't post the ceremony here...you have to like...do it on MSN or something...and you don't get to throw a bouquet or walk around in a wedding dress or anything of the benefits...you have to not post it on TTF...those are the rules.

[Saucy]

dont worry wonks we arent getting married until we find someone else to do the ceremony:mad:

[korhall]

wonko. i appologise. in my ignorance i thought you were being serious and i see now that i was wrong. i never meant to offend. i hope you will forgive me. it is true that we did follow the rules for goldie and that by rights you should be under no pressure to get married. once again i am sorry. i hope you will forgive me.

[Saucy]

hmmph well thats not y i am mad and if u dont know why i am mad perhaps i should post it for everyone to see!:mad:

and iam telling arisen

[Gandalf White]

Ooooh, watch the pretty sparks fly! :rolleyes:

Unless you people manage to calm down, you'll end up getting this thread closed...

And I'm still waiting for someone to interpret what it is my match said...:p

[Talierin]

This is ridiculous that we even have rules for this... Was this in RPing days by any chance? If so, I daresay that we just forget them and have a little fun. *shrugs*

And yes, this thread will be closed if there's any more arguing

[Wonko The Sane]

The rules weren't made for the RP days...they just were...Goldie caught the bouquet and said that nobody could get married until she got married because that's the rules of catching the bouquet.


The rules were upheld for her...but not for me? That's stupid...

It's a silly rule because this is a silly game...but still, if the rules will apply to one they should apply to all..

Not JUST the people you like. :mad: :mad:

[Talierin]

Don't even start with me, wonko. Play the way you like, I don't really even care.


*disappears*

[Wonko The Sane]

Did I even mention your name in any of my comments?

Obviously the first sentence of my post was directed at a question you asked, but does the rest of my post indicate in ANY way that I'm addressing you personally?


No, it does not.


It's your OWN mind that jumps to that conclusion.

Guilty conscience?

Other people in this room seem to want to break the rules, they could just as easily have applied it to them PERSONALLY...but they didn't...

Hmm...why? Perhaps you need to examine your motivations...it seems you feel guilty about something.

[Gandalf White]

*raises hand*

If there's a disagreement, could we take it elsewhere, at the risk of this thread being closed?

Thank you. :)

[Wonko The Sane]

I don't HAVE a disagreement...so of course I'd be happy to end it.

:D

[celebdraug]

Hey Wonks, So when are you getting married?

[ms Greenleaf]

Oh woohps I mean HIt both GW and Thol with the liquer I mean

[e.Blackstar]

Ooooh!

Thindraug and Cullach

(Neither have been on forever)
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J/K guys

Aack! Don't hurt me!

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by ms Greenleaf
Oh woohps I mean HIt both GW and Thol with the liquer I mean Spare your match! Hit Thol with both bottles! :o

[Starflower]

hey ! noone's going to hit Thol with anything without my permission, as he is matched up with me and thus I have first go at hitting him with anything!!!!

[Gandalf White]

True, true.

*hands Starflower a bottle of shanty*

Hit the little liar over the head with that so Ms. Greenleaf can too! :p ;)

gotta save my noggin!

[Starflower]

right, *rolling up sleeves* . Where is that no good double-faced, two-timing scheming little weasel? I go away for a couple of weeks and you shack up with someone else...tsk tsk that's just not done! Come here so I can hit you in the head and be done with it!

[celebdraug]

ohhh... thinks are heating up here! :)

how many of the matches have actually worked anyways?

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by Starflower
right, *rolling up sleeves* . Where is that no good double-faced, two-timing scheming little weasel? I go away for a couple of weeks and you shack up with someone else...tsk tsk that's just not done! Come here so I can hit you in the head and be done with it!

HUH!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Im not cheating!!! :(

They keep matching me up!!! :(

I dont wanna be cluncked in the head!! :(

Im innocent i tells ya!!! GW you are so freaking dead for this!!! :(

[celebdraug]

Actually it's not thols fault! He CLEARLY said he dint want to matched up!
But hey, he started the thread so you might as well match him up :D:D:D

(im sooo evil arnt i? Starts singing homers evil song! :):) )

[Celebthôl]

I am matched up with Starflower :rolleyes: theres no use in matching me up with anyone else...i dont cheat! :p
You arent evil, you're just meaner than i thought...:(

[celebdraug]

YOu are calling me mean? :eek: im offended now!


GW give me the bottle of shanty, im gonna hit him too!
:mad:

[Gandalf White]

*begins passing out bottles of shanty*

It's nothing personal, Thol, I'm just trying to save my skull from any fractures. ;)

Why'd Ms. Greenleaf want to hit us over the head in the first place? :confused: :p

[Celebthôl]

Coz they are all mean to me!!! :(

I didnt do anything wrong!!!

*bursts into tears*

:(

[celebdraug]

Why'd Ms. Greenleaf want to hit us over the head in the first place?
Hitting you for maybe not being such a good match?! :p

and Thol because.......errrr.........

[Gandalf White]

Upon some study, I have found Ms. Greenleaf seeks to hit us because men are complicated and she claims insanity. :eek:

Heaven help us all! :o

Ms. Greenleaf, dear, you're disturbing Thol. ;)

[celebdraug]

i believe the men are complicated bit, GW, but i not so sure about the insanity part.....

[Arvedui]

I believe this thread is turning into pure nonsense!

I advice you to get it back on track.
*Fiddles with the keys to the lock*

[Celebthôl]

:eek:

I match Arvedui up with someone coz i need to get this back on track! :D How about Tookish? :D

[Arvedui]

Now, that's better.


Even if I would have preferred that you brought it back on track in another way...:mad: :D


(psssst! Who is Tookish?)

[Celebthôl]

LOL!! :D

as in:

Tookish_Girl

the English girl whos avatar was of pippin with a mouthful of food or something...she hasnt been on in a while tho...

[Arvedui]

Ahhh, Tookish_Girl!
I guess I can live with that.


I don't know if she can, though...........

[Celebthôl]

Heh heh heh, im sure she can, being set up with a strapping young lad like yourself! :D

[ms Greenleaf]

If I disturb Thol then we can be Disturbed together in our own world of insanity. HMmmm I am unhappy with my match. 2 more bottles of shanty on the head. Perhaps if he were more Australian or NewZealander or Mexican or SOuth American or South African or European of Canadian and less American... hehehe. .. Longstanding argument/ JK so do not take offence american people. OH yes. I demand a rematch with someone less logical and one who is right more often

[korhall]

you just got it in for all things american don't you?

[ms Greenleaf]

NO I like Californians... I like Bono, and Red hot Chili Peppers and nd maybe.

[Gandalf White]

Bah! Ms. Greenleaf is very biased against us Americans. :rolleyes: :eek:

I shall try to find another match for you, so spare the shanty.



BTW, I am logical, and right 89.72% of the time... :p

[Tinuvien21]

I'm kind of biased. I luv America.:D