Who on the forum suits who? "An online dating pair-up"

[Celebthôl]

An idea i had whilst musing about on MSN. Thought it would be fun. ;)

So who on the forum, do you think is best suited to who for online dating etc?

My first suggestion, has to be a very obvious one. ;)

Nóm and Aulë.

They so go together, :D if you have chatted to them both on MSN, your'll understand.


P.S. If you get picked, you dont have to online date the person you are picked to be with, its just in fun and theoretical, no pressure at all. :). . . cept Aulë and Nóm by me :D

[Maeglin]

Anyone and me. I mean, it doesn't matter who it is, I can look good with anyone, and make the other person look good as well (not to say that they don't already).:D

[HLGStrider]

I think we should match up Thorin and one of the founders of the Legolas-Lovers Guild!

They'd be soooooo sweet together!

[Talierin]

MacAddict and I :D Oh wait, that happened already.... *cough*

[Aulë]

How could you say that, Thol?
Nom is the perfect member (no swearing at all ;) ), and is known as the 'Eagle Scout' of the forum. Whilst I'm the evil little sod who abuses people and gets warning points. :p

I know a matching :D
Celebthol and Starflower
They get along very well in the Hobbit Trivia thread :p (Sorry Starflower, it's kinda insulting to you, isn't it? ;) )

[Starflower]

oh! i see, so you're trying to match me up then are you ?
ha!

[Celebthôl]

:rolleyes: good one Aulë.

I was gonna suggest that you two were great together aswell ;) You've spoken to the lovely Starflower a whole lot more than me. :D

[Legolam]

If it wasn't for Wonks, I think Snaga and Elgee would make a BEAUTIFUL couple!!! Just think of all those wonderfully moral arguments :D. And I'm sure the phrase "you're dumb, but in a cute way" would come up a lot :D

[Eliot]

But what about me??? Doesn't anybody want me??? :confused: :p

[Aulë]

OK then,

You can be matched up with Legolam. :) (I'm sure that her boyfriend wont hurt you....too much :p)

[The-Elf-Herself]

Love is bad. That is all. Setting up people is evil. Unless you know what you're doing. Rote phrases are fun. I will see you later. *goes off walking like a robot*

[Eliot]

Bad??? Evil??? :confused: Okaaaaayyyyy.....

[Feanorian]

You can be matched up with Legolam. (I'm sure that her boyfriend wont hurt you....too much )

Dont worry Eliot I got your back bud, if you need help with one of those overwhelmingly large Englanders I can assist you.

[Eliot]

I need help, Feanorian! Englander's scare me! :p :D

[HLGStrider]

That is one evil idea, Legolam. . .one heck of an evil idea. . .forget moral arguements. . .think cats. . .think flowers and roses. . .think the torture chamber in his kitchen. . .think incongruancy.

[Aglarthalion]

I'm so cool, the only person I'd suit would be myself :p

[Snaga]

Your cats would be very welcome in my torture chamber, Elgee.;)

I think Aule and Lhunithiliel would be so sweeeeet!!:D

Eliot, worry not! We have your ideal partner.... Feanorian!!!:D You too Americaners seem to lurrrrve each other. (PS Legolam is Scottish, so expect to be thwacked with a large caber some time soon.)

[Legolam]

I need help, Feanorian! Englander's scare me! Englanders? You should see what happens when a Scotswoman comes after you for saying that :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

***thwacks Eliot with caber***

overwhelmingly large I'm not THAT big! :(

;)

[Eliot]

Originally posted by Legolam
***thwacks Eliot with caber***

*realizes before dying that he made mistake* Oops.. WHUMP! Falls dead...:p

[Celebthôl]

Well that was a perfect match up :rolleyes: ;)

[HLGStrider]

It was perfect if Eliot had life insurance. . .If you're going to kill your husband, always check the life insurance policy FIRST.

[Celebthôl]

Oh, nice tip, ill remember that. :)

HEY WAIT . . . !!!! :eek:


;)

[Feanorian]

Eliot, worry not! We have your ideal partner.... Feanorian!!! You too Americaners seem to lurrrrve each other

*Dares snagga to say it to face*....*laughs at imagining someone from the UK try to match the physical superiority of an American(it must be all that rain)*

[Snaga]

LOL. I don't want to match American physical superiority/ attractiveness in your eyes Feanorian. Eliot has a horrible jealous streak I heard!;)

Check out American physical superiority here (http://www.weight-loss-i.com/lose-weight/obesity-usa-uk.htm). :p

[Saucy]

:D hey guys match me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
ya all know how i feel about british guys ;)

[Eliot]

Originally posted by snaga1
Check out American physical superiority here (http://www.weight-loss-i.com/lose-weight/obesity-usa-uk.htm). :p

*sigh*...not very good news....:(

[Arebeth]

Originally posted by powersauce

ya all know how i feel about british guys ;)

Same for me...

[HLGStrider]

Am I the only girl here who likes boys from her native country? Domestic over foreign. . .though who wants a domesticated man? Not me. . .hmmm. . .I'll stick with Native over foreign, then.

[Celebthôl]

LOL, it appears so, but foreign people are always more fresh and different, plus the English girls i know are. . . well lets they drink and have sexual relations a LOT to much for my likings, and i have noted that not one American girl i know out of about 30+, is like this.
NOTE: I am very biased as i love America and everything about it, where i hate England and everything about it. :D

[Saucy]

well is someone gonna match me up or not?
:( :D
im dersperatley waiting to see how this turns out
considering there are a eligable guys on the forum...id love to meet or have met and wish to meet more.:D ;)

[Celebthôl]

You and Gandalf White

[Celebthôl]

Sure, that'll get him to like you ;) :D LOL

:o thanx, i always mix them up :o

[Saucy]

we already tried it once Thol:(
and unfourtubnatley it didnt work out
i can honestly say that me and Gandalf White...will not be getting back together anytime soon due to the fact #1. u already know #2 i havent talked to him in ages


so try matching me up again cause that one just doesnt work:( :( :( :(

[Rhiannon]

I think it's obvious that we need to pair up The-Elf-Herself and YayGollum...they may not date, but they can sit and mutter about the evilness of love together.

[Saucy]

good match :D
theyd be perfect
now we need an evil plot to get em together

[Rhiannon]

Something subtle...like locking them in a closet together.

[Saucy]

yes....its dark...sooner or later they will get bored...and then

mowhahahahahahah (evil laughter)


they will be forced to talk to each other....its brilliant im loving the way u think

[Eliot]

Will someone hook me up with a person who doesn't whack people's heads? :p

[Rhiannon]

Well, I whack people's heads, so you're safe from me (or vice versa).

Mm....gee, who to pair you with? Maybe we could auction you off for charity?

[Eliot]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Maybe we could auction you off for charity?

Sure, no problem...:p

[Gandalf White]

LOL!!! This thread is seriously making me crack up. :D

And I'm all for Elf-Herself and Yay getting together...:D ;)

Perhaps we could match up MM and Thorin. :eek: ;) Perfect, I must say, although both do tend to be......uhhh...shall we say "longwinded." :p ;)

[Rhiannon]

Help support the Effeminate Elves Rehabilitation Program! Buy a date! Cast your bid now! One male, cute, reads history, likes baseball! Going once!

[The-Elf-Herself]

*sticks her nose in* Hey! What's with sticking me and Yay in a closet! I don't so well in those sort of places, I need my space...SOMEONE would get hurt, and it wouldn't be me... For the preservation of the other love cynic, let's not inflict that on poor Jam and Yay.;)

[Rhiannon]

She's right, that would be cruel and unusual punishment.

I suggest we arm Yay with a spork before we lock them in.

[HLGStrider]

I only whack boys when they need whacking in order to get the hint. ..and then I do it with reservations. I just want to whack him long enough to stun him and then kiss him while he's unable to respond.

[Eliot]

*sniff*...nobody likes me...I'm unwanted...:(

:p

[HLGStrider]

Your standards are too high. . .actually wanting a girl who won't whack you? Come on!

[Beorn]

Is it good that my name is somewhat unmentioned here?

[HLGStrider]

Considering the way we've been discussing it, it's a good thing.

[Beleg]

N and D????

Hehe.

Does anyone catch my drift?

I wouuuld put Aule with Eriol and Celebthol with SF! They have the empthy.;)

10 thousand dollar question: who to match Inderjit with?

Nom is well obiviously.

[Aulë]

Errr.....Eriol is a guy.....

And how about matching up Niniel and Beleg? ;)

[Nóm]

Beleg, why pick me for Inderjit? Though he is an intelligent and humourous guy who shares my Tolkien interest... we're SO much NOT eachother's types. He's seven years younger than me besides. I'd rather find someone 7 years older instead ;). And anyhow, Inderjit is a metrosexual (eats pizza, crackers, sandwiches, chips ;) with a fork [and knife? :P]... drinks ale with a straw ;)... doesn't go camping.... affraid of dirt... wears nicer clothes than I do... takes too long getting ready to go out... he couldn't handle me... has a better chance than I do with Gildor Inglorion... am jealous of his beauty... etc etc...) and I do not go for that. Besides... I'm not a good girl enough, nor attractive enough for him.

Beorn... hmmm let's see... there must be someone for you... hmm... okay... I decided it is a good thing you were not mentioned Beorn. Means no feels the need to insult you. :p

Hey Thol, you're dead wrong about Aule and I. The guy calls me an idiot over MSN for crying out loud. We're like a couple of school boys in the back of the classroom when the teacher is out.

Hmm... however... we both like our pizza with a 'nice crispy texture'.. and Aule doesn't eat his with a fork... so hmmm perhaps you are onto something.

Ah but he made cruel jokes about puppies :mad: and is so grounded in reality and in with the flow of things as he lives in this world in truth being unaware of what it might be instead. Nevermind him!

He will IM me asking what that ment and I'll say "Don't ask me... I am just an idiot" ;)

[Starflower]

I wouuuld put Aule with Eriol and Celebthol with SF! They have the empthy.

I am not really sure what we have... ;) but I find it rather flattering, after all, Thol is a good ten years younger than me..

:D :D

[Rhiannon]

Don't feel badly, Eliot, no one wants me either! But I'm a general nuisance, so that's understandable. And my domestic skills are....well, I kill spiders and cause minor explosions in the kitchen. Oh, and I shelve books. And I like my pizza deep dish with just cheese and lots of it. Fork usage varies according the pizza, location, apparel, and mood. Also whether or not I've been using the silverware to put on skits, which I'm prone to do.

[Aulë]

Rhiannon and Dain II Ironfoot would be a good match :) They both seem rather obsessed with Eowyn, and could spend their days rambling about how admirable she is, and abusing people like me who critisize her. :D

[Ciryaher]

Well if I wasn't already taken....I'd want to be hooked up with that stud of a Frenchman, Dain Ironfoot II....an Anglo and a Francophone...the perfect match as always! ;)

[Arebeth]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
And my domestic skills are....well, I kill spiders

You kill spiders???
I'm totally unable to kill spiders. When I see one I scream, even if it's just a little one, and I ask to anyone in the place to kill it for me. Plus, I stay at least ten meters back during the process. Argh.
In case you didn't notice, I'm totally arachnophobian.
I need someone who's not...:D

[Rangerdave]

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I thilnk I'll go eat worms.
Long thing slimey ones
Short fat gooey ones
Ooey Gooey Super Chewy Worms






and that is probably why I remain unmatched
:p


RD

[Nóm]

Well Rangerdave, your match is so obviously Elbereth that it went without saying.

Update: Aule did contant me about what I said in my last post. He wanted to know if being grounded in reality was a good or bad thing. :) He also mentioned that someone is an idiot... but it wasn't me! Ah... I think he is just glad I didn't call him a metrosexual.

Rhiannon... I think men have bad taste in women. At least, that's how I get myself to sleep each night ;). Prefering to have some lady who doesn't put on silverware skits is madness!

[Snaga]

I suggest Rhiannon and Yay. She can kill the spiders and he can eat them, precious. Yessss!!!:D

[Arebeth]

What an idea...:D

I agree with the fact that men have bad taste in women- not all of course, but still...
Nóm, I still don't understand very well what you call a metrosexual:confused:

[Celebthôl]

Hey Thol, you're dead wrong about Aule and I. The guy calls me an idiot over MSN for crying out loud. We're like a couple of school boys in the back of the classroom when the teacher is out.

Hmm... however... we both like our pizza with a 'nice crispy texture'.. and Aule doesn't eat his with a fork... so hmmm perhaps you are onto something.

Ah but he made cruel jokes about puppies and is so grounded in reality and in with the flow of things as he lives in this world in truth being unaware of what it might be instead. Nevermind him!

He will IM me asking what that ment and I'll say "Don't ask me... I am just an idiot"

Whats that they say? "You always hurt the one you love"? ;) :D


Beorn, i suggest we set you up with, hmmm........................GOD YOU GO WITH NO ONE!!! :rolleyes: :D

Update: Aule did contant me about what I said in my last post. He wanted to know if being grounded in reality was a good or bad thing. He also mentioned that someone is an idiot... but it wasn't me! Ah... I think he is just glad I didn't call him a metrosexual.

Gee i wonder who he called an idiot :rolleyes: :mad: :D

[Starflower]

metrosexual is a newish term coined to describe the modern man, who cooks, cleans, spends his money on designer clothes, has skin and hair professionally treated, and generally is behaving in a "non-macho" way , they are called metrosexual as they are definitely heterosexual but have ventured into a territory previously occupied by gay men . Think David Beckham , he's the perfect example

:)
but snagas suggestion is ingenious!
Yay and Rhi would be ideal :)

[Eliot]

Originally posted by Arebeth
In case you didn't notice, I'm totally arachnophobian.
I need someone who's not...:D

*raises hand* Ooo! Ooo! ME! ME! :p

[Beleg]

Errr.....Eriol is a guy.....

Oops. Well Hobbitgirl then?


And how about matching up Niniel and Beleg?

She is a good ten years older then me!!!


:eek: :eek:

Beleg, why pick me for Inderjit?

Nay, I didn't pick you. It was a seperate statment. I meant to write something else when I accidently hit the answer button.


He also mentioned that someone is an idiot...

Was that me? :(

[Rhiannon]

Rhiannon and Dain II Ironfoot would be a good match They both seem rather obsessed with Eowyn, and could spend their days rambling about how admirable she is, and abusing people like me who critisize her.
I didn't abuse you!...I merely made you think beyond your petty attempts to cause trouble! I like Dain. Dain flatters my writing ;)

You kill spiders???
Oh yeah. We have big monster spiders running around. I think Shelob's offspring migrated to Oklahoma. And my sister is like you, she can't handle them (this is really entertaining, because she's the 'tough one'). So I have to do it for her (which is also really entertaining- "Hey cool, Rachel, look! Its legs are still wiggling!" "Aaaaugh!").

Rhiannon... I think men have bad taste in women. At least, that's how I get myself to sleep each night . Prefering to have some lady who doesn't put on silverware skits is madness!
I think you're right! Men are apes, anyway...don't you agree, Ms. Fork?

I suggest Rhiannon and Yay. She can kill the spiders and he can eat them, precious. Yessss!!!
The spiders would not be the only thing to die in such a relationship. Nope nope nope. No offense to Yay. But he's a pessimisst and I am an idealist...and I have a spork.

Eliot and Arebeth! I see potential here....So, Arebeth, how much would you bid for this fine, spider-slaying young man?

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

OBSESSED WITH EOWYN, AULE?

More or less defensive of her accomplishments, which certain people dont give her credit for. ;) And of course, how can I resist not supporting Rhiannon in her quest to Eowynize the world? (A futile task, I must say :p )

If only Elbereth were a bit younger, I would definitely lay the magic French charm on her. Yowza! Who could resist that?

[HLGStrider]

I think I could resist it . . .

I can kill spiders when I absolutely have to, but normally I am shaking and miss and they fall off the ceiling and run at me and I scream. . .it isn't pretty.

I can bake ANGEL FOOD CAKE!

Gosh, how could you not know Eriol was a guy?

Elbereth and Eriol might have a chance. . .they're even in the same age group.

Does anyone remember me and Gil-Gilad? That was an odd number.

[Rhiannon]

More or less defensive of her accomplishments, which certain people dont give her credit for. And of course, how can I resist not supporting Rhiannon in her quest to Eowynize the world? (A futile task, I must say )

SHHHHHHH!!!!! We don't use that word around Rhian! Her eye twitches!

I can kill spiders when I absolutely have to, but normally I am shaking and miss and they fall off the ceiling and run at me and I scream. . .it isn't pretty.
Geez...if it's a tarantula, okay, it makes sense, but what do you expect the spider to do to you, exactly?

Everyone should give us their statistics, makes the matchmaking so much simpler..."Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a..." ...I need a scarf thing....

[HLGStrider]

NEVER leave home without a scarf thingy!

Spiders tickle. Spiders prickle. Spiders are all icky-ickle.
Spiders itch and spiders scratch. To your belly they attach.
Spiders crawl and spiders creep. Jump on me while I'm asleep.
Spiders smirk and spiders growl. I see a spider. Then I howl.

I wrote that without any pre-planning whatsoever. Can you tell?

[Rhiannon]

...Yes. I've read that 7 out of 10 people have eaten a spider in their sleep.

*obtains scarf thing* I always wanted to be Yenta in Fiddler on the Roof...

[Gandalf White]

Spiders crawl and spiders creep. Jump on me while I'm asleep. Precisely! Ugh, totally horrid animals, even worse than cats. ;)

I presently have a dead spider residing on the wall in my room. Finally worked up the courage to slay it, but can't get any farther...:rolleyes:

[Rangerdave]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
I think you're right! Men are apes, anyway...don't you agree, Ms. Fork?




ook?
:p
RD


this small bit was only placed here so that this will not be a one word post

[HLGStrider]

When you leave a dead spider upon your wall, it's called a Hunting Trophy. I do that all the time. . .until Mom makes me wipe them down. It serves as a warning to other creepy crawlies. . .

I like moths, however. Moths are sweet. . .and lacewings. . .and junebugs. . .and most things other than Spiders. Not Stink Bugs of course. . .but for a different reason than Spiders.

So no one try to match me up with a spider or a stink bug!

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
...Yes. I've read that 7 out of 10 people have eaten a spider in their sleep. :eek:

Horrors! Someone's trying to give me insomnia...;) (Hope that's the right word.)

although I did hear spiders are an excellent source of protein... :eek:

[Eliot]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
although I did hear spiders are an excellent source of protein... :eek:

Um, I think I'd rather just have orange juice, thank you very much. ;) :p

[Ol'gaffer]

This is by far one of the funniest threads that I've ever read.

Thanks for keeping it alive, it just cheers me up after a hard day.

[Arebeth]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
...Yes. I've read that 7 out of 10 people have eaten a spider in their sleep.

Stop it. Please.

I admit that the spider-slaying abilities are useful. Now, would you please talk about something else? Before I get sick?

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Arebeth
Stop it. Please.

I admit that the spider-slaying abilities are useful. Now, would you please talk about something else? Before I get sick? Yeah, that would really turn Eliot off! ;) :p (Kyle from 'South Park' anyone?) ;)

*can simply not think of anything else to discuss*

Um, I think I'd rather just have orange juice, thank you very much. Aha, but you can't drink orange juice in your sleep!!! :eek: :p

[Eliot]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Aha, but you can't drink orange juice in your sleep!!! :eek: :p

Of course! Can't you? :p :D

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

I would definitely lay the magic French charm on her. Yowza! Who could resist that?
I think I could resist it . . .
Burn!
:eek:

Then again, the Spider-Kitty does have nerves of steel.

[FIRELILY]

So, just curious. Does everyone here know each other so well from just this forum, PM's, other chatrooms, or a combo?

[Beleg]

forum/Pm's/MSN/Possibly Email/AIM/Yahoo? etc.
and other webforums.

[FIRELILY]

I'd have to keep my own spreadsheet going with everyone's profiles just to keep with the crowd and know who's who.
I like that in the forum(s) everyone is a peer, regardless of age pretty much. Lots of intelligence and general goofiness-a good mix.

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by FIRELILY
So, just curious. Does everyone here know each other so well from just this forum, PM's, other chatrooms, or a combo? I don't really "know" anyone on this Forum. Got a couple on MSN, but that's about it.

Usually the only time I get PM's is when I'm fighting or in trouble...:rolleyes: :p

[HLGStrider]

Then again, the Spider-Kitty does have nerves of steel.

Do I? Really, I'm surprised!

[Legolam]

Hey, no-one's matched me up yet, despite my efforts in my biog!! And Eliot doesn't count, cos I thwacked him ;)

[Celebthôl]

Legolam and Legoman, only coz the names are very similar.

OH OH OH!!! I KNOW!!!!

Legolam and Beorn!!

HAH HAH! i found one for Mr. B :D

[Saucy]

hmmm...hey im still waiting to be paired up :D
with somone other then Gandalf White (ahem the evil doer who got rid of his kenny avatar:eek: )
anyways yeah...match me up, i need someone who shares my wild sense of humor......


and i cannot believe u guys are discussing eating spiders here, i guess that would expalian why many of u cannot be mattched up;)

[My_Precious]

Originally posted by FIRELILY
So, just curious. Does everyone here know each other so well from just this forum, PM's, other chatrooms, or a combo?
This thread is hilarious. Actually, I don't really know that many people here although I've been here for about 2 years now. But maybe that's just me....:confused:

[The-Elf-Herself]

You know, in some country out there huge fried spiders are considered a nice treat. :D

[Rhiannon]

The Japanese eat crickets....for breakfast.

Let's see...I know Tal well, but I knew her long before I joined the forum. I know The-Elf-Herself and Kailita pretty well, and I'm getting to know Dain, and I'm familiar with Eliot's reading habits. And I know Eriol's views on love and FoolofaTook's views on John Donne (v. important)...

[Saucy]

theres boys in my class who will eat worms for a dollar
i know most of u, a few i dont...

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by powersauce
Gandalf White (ahem the evil doer who got rid of his kenny avatar:eek: )

Yes, I felt it was time to go back to something unoriginal. :p

You know, in some country out there huge fried spiders are considered a nice treat. Well that's most interesting. If you would please give me the list of those countries, I'll make a mental note never to visit them...

[Bethelarien]

Personally, I'm rather relieved to have been left out of this futile (;)) discussion. Definitely a good thing.

[Elbereth]

Never fear people! Elbereth has come to the rescue!!

I've come to make sense of the jumble of matches to make a clear list of who is with who.

So first lets see what couples did not make the cut:

Nom/Aule - too argumentative
Snaga/Elgee - too scary!
Eliot/Legolam - too abusive
powersauce/ Gandalf White - too incompatible
Aule/Eriol ??? - too many boys
Inderjit/Nom - too little in common
Niniel/Beleg - um....I really don't know why?
Ciryaher/DainII - too perfect...but not meant to be ;)
Rhiannon/YayGollum - too little interest
Dain/Elbereth - alas...he was born too late

Your Suggested (but not confirmed) Couples:

Thorin/LegolasLuver
MM/Thorin
YayGollum/The_Elf_Herself
Aule/Lhunithiliel

Eliot/Arabeth
Eliot/Feonorian
Eliot/Hobbitgirl
Eriol/Hobbitgirl
Eriol/Elbereth
RangerDave/Elbereth
Legolam/Legoman
Legolam/Beorn

Decided Couples:
Glorfindel/Anyone
MacAddict/Talierin
Celebthol/Starflower
Aglarthalion/himself
Rhiannon/DainII

Well that is what we have thus far...I will post my choices soon.

[Elbereth]

First of all, before I make my choices I want to express my extreme attraction and like to all metrosexual men! Maybe it is just me...but I don't see anything wrong with an attractive guy who is well kept, well dressed, cultured, and sensitive to a women's feelings. And heck yeah a guy should be able to cook and clean as well as a woman! There is nothing wrong with that!

*phew!* I'm glad I got that out of my system...anyway back to my choices for TTF couples.

Galdor/Ms. Greenleaf
Dr. Ransom/Bethlarian
Legoman/Tookishgirl
Mrs. Maggot/ Walter
Turgon/Chrysophalax
YayGollum/Tar Ancalime


And the many matches of Beorn:

Beorn/ WM - :D hehehe
Beorn/ (:p) - ya know I luv you guys!
Beorn/ with his computer
Beorn/Wonko - no wait! Snaga will kill him!! :eek:

[HLGStrider]

Talierin and Gothmog. . .Wonks and Gothmog. . .Gothmog and Gothmog. . .Moggoth and Gothmog


LIST AND COMMENTS BY ELGEE AND ELBE
Galdor and Nenya-He's her servant. That's the same as a boyfriend

Dr. Ransom and Elgee--Just cause

Oren and Galdor--Who knows

Arathin and Dain Ironfoot--For the sake of violence

Mrs. Maggot and Ancalgagon. . .Ancgalagna.. . .Ancoalghaln. ..blah--Purists

Idril and Eriol--Scholarly

Daisy and Faila--Ultra Liberal. ..Ultra Conservative

Eledhwen and Thorin--Even we don't know why!

Elfboy and Elfgirl--self-explanatory

Eomer Dinmentrion. .and Andrestea?--Aussies

Galdor w/ Ms. Greenleaf--SO CUTE!

Feanorian and Glory--that is pretty random

FrankSinatra and BluestEye--Self-explanatory

Grond with Dragonblade--Feeling evil tonight. . .

Greypilgrim and Gandalf_white--Name game

Foolofatook and Nenya--Elbe's idea. She didn't explain.

Nom and Jallan--Very literate

Elbe with Melko Belcha--Galdor's idea. He didn't explain

Janitor of Angmar and Archer for Legolas--The epitome of evil matches.

[Aulë]

Originally posted by Elbereth
Aule/Lhunithiliel[/B]
Oi ;)
If you haven't noticed...we don't get along too well :p

How about:
Elgee and Eriol - It's scary about how similar their views on things are :p
Webmaster and spirit - You know it would work ;)
Nom and Inderjit S - They could spend their days talking about HoME14: Noldorian Erotica ;) :p

:D

[Idril]

Originally posted by HLGStrider
Idril and Eriol--Scholarly

*cough; splutter; gag* *chokes on morning herbal tea* :D Shucks! you guys found us out! :mad: :( :p :D

[Arebeth]

Originally posted by Elbereth
First of all, before I make my choices I want to express my extreme attraction and like to all metrosexual men! Maybe it is just me...but I don't see anything wrong with an attractive guy who is well kept, well dressed, cultured, and sensitive to a women's feelings. And heck yeah a guy should be able to cook and clean as well as a woman! There is nothing wrong with that!


I agree with you, Elbereth. And... Ahem... It's Arebeth with a"e". Always been. Anyway.
I can't cook nor clean. Maybe Eliot should know that? :D Mmm...

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Arebeth
I agree with you, Elbereth. And... Ahem... It's Arebeth with a"e". Always been. Anyway.
I can't cook nor clean. Maybe Eliot should know that? :D Mmm... Well, I guess you better hope Eliot is metrosexual. ;) (He's been strangely quiet since he claimed he could drink orange juice in his sleep. Perhaps he drowned?) :p

Some matches I particularly like:

Mrs. Maggot/ Walter
Dr. Ransom and Elgee
YayGollum/Tar Ancalime
Idril and Eriol

Good work picking those ones out. :)

[Eliot]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Well, I guess you better hope Eliot is metrosexual. ;) (He's been strangely quiet since he claimed he could drink orange juice in his sleep. Perhaps he drowned?) :p

Tis a real shame, I'm not at all close to being metrosexual. :p No Gandalf, I didn't drown, I just almost did. :D

[Saucy]

*whines*what about me come on somebody has gotta find a match 4 me....or am i doomed to be along for ever....

Im still voting the Elf Herself and Yay!

[Ol'gaffer]

you aren't doomed to be alone fore ever sauce dear.

How about powersauce and MD?
both are quite the energetic people and would probably be great in the blender..:)

[Bethelarien]

Dr. Ransom/Bethlarian

Dr. Ransom? I don't even know him!

And come on, Elbe. Ya spelled my name wrong! ;)

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Eliot
Tis a real shame, I'm not at all close to being metrosexual. :p No Gandalf, I didn't drown, I just almost did. :D Thus proving my point. :p Swallowing a spider while slumbering keeps you from losing any sleep, while still giving that much needed protein snack at 2 a.m. :o

Hmmm, might have some problems with the relationship then... ;) I suppose you could both get well-paying jobs, hire a maid, and eat out 24/7. :cool: (Well, not exactly 24/7, but you get the idea...) :p

How about powersauce and MD?
both are quite the energetic people and would probably be great in the blender.. Aha, I believe you've hit on something!

[Arebeth]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
I suppose you could both get well-paying jobs, hire a maid, and eat out 24/7. :cool: (Well, not exactly 24/7, but you get the idea...) :p



That was exactly what I've been planning to do for years now.:D

[Saucy]

Powersauce and MB

erm ok....but who's dat....or do u mean MP has in my precious?

[Arvedui]

Actually, its MD, which stands for Michel Delving.
Think of the 'First Picture of Sauron' crazy-thread, and there you are.:)

[Celebthôl]

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

Sounds perfect to me :D

Man hes crazy :D

[Saucy]

oo crazi guys always fun mowhahahahah
:D


ps. Thol for the millionth time iam not Crazi!!!!!!! just slightly impaired;)


wait a minute he is like a gazillion yrs older then me oooo gross (no offense)
:eek:
tee-hee keep it in my price range 15-18,:D

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by powersauce
oo crazi guys always fun mowhahahahah
:D


ps. Thol for the millionth time iam not Crazi!!!!!!! just slightly imapaired;)

Errr, i never called you crazy. . . :confused:

[Saucy]

yes u have...just not there....and u implied it ;)

hey im gonna make a list of all the peeps wanting to be paired up...and see if i can find some matches

[Rhiannon]

I just wanted to say, a few minutes ago a huge monster spider met its end beneath my copy of The Aenid.

That is all.

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
I just wanted to say, a few minutes ago a huge monster spider met its end beneath my copy of The Aenid.

That is all. Hurrah! :) I commend you and that book. (Never thought it would come in so handy) :p

wait a minute he is like a gazillion yrs older then me Oooh, I never realized that... I'd always thought him rather young...:eek:

[Celebthôl]

Bah, im with someone whos like 11 years older :rolleyes:, so can you be! So its settled! :D Next person please :D

[My_Precious]

I bet no one can get me paired up! People are scared of crazy russians...;)

[Celebthôl]

Well, you were almost paired up with a crazy Canadian ;) :D

Hmmmm, give me some time, well get you a lovely lass. :)

[Saucy]

hah!...we can not let it be, he is probably married:p !!!!

luckily nobody said these matches where final.....or could u imagine....Id rather be with Mp then MD though


AND IM NOT CRAZI....why do people think that?

Good work on the spider killing Rhi
;) :D
did ya eat it?

[Ol'gaffer]

that's what they all say, but they failed to get me one.

[My_Precious]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
Well, you were almost paired up with a crazy Canadian ;) :D

When, where? Also doesn't "lass" mean girl? If it is, than I'm a lass meself...:D

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by My_Precious
When, where? Also doesn't "lass" mean girl? If it is, than I'm a lass meself...:D

Ooops :eek:

*runs away and hides and you hear a faith "sowwy" from a good distance*

And the funny thing, P/S would rather be with you over MD! HAHAHAHA, maybe shes a lesbian :p

Now we are looking for a guy, why not Eliot? :D
Or Ol'gaffer? :)

[Idril]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
Bah, im with someone whos like 11 years older :rolleyes:, so can you be!

lol - you'll be a toyboy Thol:D
Come to think of it, so is Eriol..... :D Gosh! that's making me feel and sound old:(.

[HLGStrider]

Some matches I particularly like: Dr. Ransom and Elgee

Why?

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Ol'gaffer
that's what they all say, but they failed to get me one. Dude, consider yourself lucky... :cool:

Originally posted by My Precious
When, where? Also doesn't "lass" mean girl? If it is, than I'm a lass meself... Well, I'm glad you're the one who made that mistake, Thol. It would have been me sooner or later! Yikes, gender is the absolute hardest thing to guess here on the Forum. :eek:

Originally posted by HLGStrider
Why? Well, to quote you Just because. ;) I have an inner peace about it...:p ;) (Alright, so I had that "inner peace" with powersauce and My Precious...shows how far it goes.) :rolleyes:

[HLGStrider]

I'll accept that answer. . .As I am the Evil White Cat of Queen B. however, I pity poor Dr. Random.

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by HLGStrider
I'll accept that answer. . .As I am the Evil White Cat of Queen B. however, I pity poor Dr. Random. Well....I'm glad you accepted it. :p




















although I would sure like to know what would happen if my answer was "unnacceptable"... ;)

[HLGStrider]

The Evil Cats of Queen B would follow you to the end of your days. . .PURRING!

[Saucy]

:eek: :eek: :eek:
My precious a ggirl...stop the presses!!!
:p well now im embarssed

Thol i am not a crazi lesbian....gosh u dont see me insulting u;)

....hmmm....i think ill go back to being matched with Gandal White
... i liked that match better...

[Eliot]

Haha, I get back a few hours later, and this hilarious thread has advanced two more pages! :p I love this thread. :D

Hey Arebeth, we'll eat out ALL the time! OK? ;) :D

[HLGStrider]

I hope she likes take out Chinese.

[Rhiannon]

Good work on the spider killing Rhi

did ya eat it?

No...I'm not sure where it is. I whacked it and I know it's dead, but I'm not sure just where its mangled body landed...it was right next to the waste basket, though, so it's probably not going to turn up in, say, my underwear drawer.

La la la, Rhi is blissful bachelorette...

[Elbereth]

DISCLAIMER: Everyone must forgive me for my poor spelling of TTF names last night...I was kinda tired when I posted it....so if I mispelled your name...I'm very sorry. :(

[My_Precious]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
Ooops :eek:

*runs away and hides and you hear a faith "sowwy" from a good distance*

And the funny thing, P/S would rather be with you over MD! HAHAHAHA, maybe shes a lesbian :p

Now we are looking for a guy, why not Eliot? :D
Or Ol'gaffer? :)

Ah, that's ok. I didn't even suspect I sounded so masculine...:D
I'm pretty sure that powersauce is not a lesbian, she was just as confused as you were.
About the guys? Eliot lives in Illinois as do I, and he is a Cubs fan. On the other hand he is 5 years younger than me...:D
Ol'gaffer is closer to my age group, but I don't really know him that well, meaning I don't know him at all.;)

[Starflower]

it seems i landed myself with Thol... oh well.. what's a 11 year gap between friends, eh ? :D :D

[Arebeth]

Originally posted by HLGStrider
I hope she likes take out Chinese.

I'm ok with Chinese food... Just not all the time...
I still like Italian food, too. And, I'm going to say something really crazy, I usually love English food. Mmm... Maybeit's because I decided once for all that I loved everything that was English?:rolleyes: I suppose Thôl won't understand me...:D :D
I must say, I 've never been to America, so I can't tell my opinion about it.

Eliot, are you planning to spend your whole life there or do you like Europe, too??? Because I fear that if America wasn't my type... Then it would be the end... :D :D :D So sad...:( :rolleyes: :p

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by powersauce
....hmmm....i think ill go back to being matched with Gandal White
... i liked that match better... No, no, no! Gandalf White will not be matched. He is above such things...:rolleyes: We'll give you your wish, though.

BC/powersauce - Both slightly cra...errr impaired! ;)


Originally posted by My_Precious
Ol'gaffer is closer to my age group, but I don't really know him that well, meaning I don't know him at all. Doesn't matter at all! My_Precious/Ol'Gaffer it is! :o

Originally posted by Arebeth
Eliot, are you planning to spend your whole life there or do you like Europe, too??? Because I fear that if America wasn't my type... Then it would be the end... So sad... No, I'm sure Eliot absolutely adores Europe! :p ;)

[Beleg]

Gandalf White/Any resident Purist lass under 20.

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Beleg
Gandalf White/Any resident Purist lass under 20.

*cracks up* :D That made me laugh so hard! Thanks! :D :)

Fortunately, though, there are no purist lasses under 20 for one simple reason: they all love Legolas...:rolleyes: :D




















phew...saved

[Beleg]

Hey Gandalf White, how old is Simbleyene?

[Nóm]

Judging by the response to this threads, i think you guys need to open up a personal ads thread. :D


Real kewl guy needs kewl girl to play name game with. Also, she must like skittles.

PM me if you qualify.


****Edit****

Nevermind I removed the edit

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Beleg
Hey Gandalf White, how old is Simbleyene?

I have no idea. I've always thought it was a guy, though...:eek: (Pardon me if I'm wrong) ;)

[Saucy]

hmmm....yay im finally happyy with my match ;)

now for the rest of u....(goes off to ponder)

and nom, a personal adds thread? really its not that bad of an idea

[Arebeth]

Mmm, I don't think the webmaster would find the idea as great as you do...:D

[Arebeth]

Sorry for the double-post, I feel like evil today...

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Fortunately, though, there are no purist lasses under 20 for one simple reason: they all love Legolas...:rolleyes: :D


What???
I don't love Legolas... Well, I wouldn't if he wasn't so British...:o Ahem.

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by Arebeth
Sorry for the double-post, I feel like evil today...



What???
I don't love Legolas... Well, I wouldn't if he wasn't so British...:o Ahem.

What is it with girls liking British guys? There isnt anything special about us really :confused:
Meh, works in my favour, so ill stop complaining now :D

[Beleg]

Thinks that certain British guys specially those with Thol as the end name are the worst orcish freaks that ever were. :p

[Eliot]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
No, I'm sure Eliot absolutely adores Europe! :p ;)

Oooh....Europe....I love Europe! :) I plan on taking a very long tour of it when I'm older. I WANT TO SEE LONDON!!!!!! :p

Well, Arebeth, before I come over to Belgium, you need to come over to America try some American food. ;)

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by Eliot
I WANT TO SEE LONDON!!!!!! :p



No you dont, its dirty, its cold, and its full of people that would shoot you no matter what, some jerks there killed some 7 year old girl earlier this year, trust me, it is the worst place on earth. :mad:

Thinks that certain British guys specially those with Thol as the end name are the worst orcish freaks that ever were. :p

Hehehe, but i have an English accent, thats my ticket outta here :D :p

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Arebeth
What???
I don't love Legolas... Well, I wouldn't if he wasn't so British...:o Ahem. Aha! See! :p

No matter what you say Thol, I plan to visit London at some point in my life. However, I will wait 'til it's warm. ;)

[Saucy]

i think its th eaccents that make Britts apealing....they r so cute....but thats just me

hey guys what about Eliot and MP...just a thought;) :D

[Celebthôl]

Hmmm, i guess i could show you around, if you wanted. :( Tho i still advise against it. :(

[Saucy]

i plan on going to to britain too, but when i go... i wanna be all along so i can ask the british guys for directions:D ;)

Though there are some peeps from Tff i have to visit

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by powersauce
hey guys what about Eliot and MP...just a thought;) :D Hey! What are you trying to do??? Break up Eliot and Arebeth??? :p ;)

Originally posted by Celebthol
Hmmm, i guess i could show you around, if you wanted. Tho i still advise against it. By the time I get around to visiting you'll probably have left. Anyways, it would just be a quick stop; Big Ben, Tower of London, etc.

[Bethelarien]

Yeah, I have to admit, I really go for hot guys with British accents who happen to be named Thol.

:D;)

[Gandalf White]

I suppose we should return to the purpose of the thread. Who do we have left?

Aragorn21/Sabeen - Muahahaha :p

Hmmmm, we still need to match up Rhiannon and also Beleg....

[Saucy]

*Shudder* is frightening how many girls on here like Thol,....really somebody should start a fan club....poor Thol probably gets mobbed in the streets:( :D ;)

[Beleg]

hey what's wrong with Elgee and Gandalf White?

I was thinking for a suitble matchup for Joxy.
If only the late lamented Foe Hammer had been a girl:o :o

[Celebthôl]

Alright, lets stop please. It isnt funny, if you wanna poke fun. . . dont. :(

[Saucy]

whose poking fun?:D i was serious;)

anyways i thought Gandalf White didnt want to be matcched up....but ur right him and Elgee yeah thats good...

or Thol and Elgee, if we are going by age

[Celebthôl]

Naw, neither of us have the chance with her, she only goes for older guys :(

[Saucy]

Then she can go with MD!:D

[Gandalf White]

Besides, she's matched up with Dr. Ransom, and I thought Thol was with Starflower.

Originally posted by Beleg
I was thinking for a suitble matchup for Joxy.
If only the late lamented Foe Hammer had been a girl :D Ahahahaha. There would have been a major break-up there! :rolleyes: :D

Drat, I need to get Beleg matched up before he does the same to me....;)

Suggestions please!!! :o

[Beleg]

Okay possible agewise matches.

Beleg and Finduilas
Beleg and Powersauce.
Beleg and Arebeth.
Beleg and Jam.
Beleg and Treyar.
Beleg and Cora?
Beleg and Sarah.
Beleg and Gandalf_white
Beleg and Flammifier
Beleg and Amarie.



Celebthol and Elgee.
Celebthol and Jam.
Celebthol and Finduilas.
Celebthol and Sarah.
Celebthol and Powersauce.
Celebthol and Gandalf_white
Celebthol and Arebeth.
Celebthol and Elfmari.
Celebthol and Aerin.
Celebthol and Talirien. [Not before MacAddict throtles Thol]
Celebthol and Treyar.
Celebthol and PippaMerryHobbit.
Celebthol and Flammifier.
Celebthol and Amarie.
Celebthol and Bethelarien.
Celebthol and Rhiannon

Powersaurce and Celebtho.
Powersauce and Beleg.
Powersauce and Gandalf White.
Powersauce and Foolokatook
Powersauce and Gil-galad.
Powersauce and InderjitS.
Powersauce and Beorn.
Powersauce and Anamatar.
Powersauce and Eliot.



Gandalf White and Elgee.
Gandalf White and Powersauce.
Gandalf White and Legolam.
Gandalf White and Cora.
Gandalf White and Finduilas.
Gandalf White and Aerin.
Gandalf White and Talirien.
Gandalf White and Melian.
Gandalf White and Bethelarien.
Gandalf White and Flammifier.
Gandalf White and Rhiannon
Gandalf White and Sarah.
Gandalf White and Odo Proudfoot?
Gandalf White and Simbleyene?
Gandalf White and Amarie.
Gandalf White and Elgee.

[Celebthôl]

No one said anything about being with just one person :p :D

Beleg, hmmm, how about, Powersauce? They are in the same age-range :D :p

[Gandalf White]

Ok, now I'm getting all confusticated! :eek: ;) I thought we had powersauce with BC. Or was that rejected?

No one said anything about being with just one person Thol, did you go Mormon* without telling us? :eek: ;)

Heheh, good work Beleg. :cool: Perhaps we could pair you up with Treyar...





















*this post was in no way written to offend, disparage, or otherwise belittle those of the Mormon faith ;)

[Saucy]

whee can be matched up with more then one:D
well now now isnt that sorta fickle?;)

besides i looked into it Bc to young for me:p

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by powersauce
whee can be matched up with more then one:D
well now now isnt that sorta fickle?;)

besides i looked into it Bc to young for me:p 'Tis settled then:
powersauce/Beleg :o

[Beleg]

lol, Treyar is the youngest, [Atleast to my knowledge] girl who visits this forum. :D
Besides I left some very possible matches.

Powersauce and Eliot.
Powersauce and Elendil
Powersauce and Feanorian
Powersauce and Blackcaptain.

oh and how old is Odo Proudfoot?

[Saucy]

Bc is a year younger....wich make him to young


and beleg im insulted that u would not want to be matched with me....for that i refuse to be matched with u:D ;)

[Beleg]

I am afraid, but the Powersauce/Beleg match is doomed.:rolleyes:

You see the acroynm of Powersauce/Beleg would be PB which means Pallbearers; people who escort coffins on fuenrals. This shows one thing, death. :D :p

[Bethelarien]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Ok, now I'm getting all confusticated! :eek: ;) I thought we had powersauce with BC. Or was that rejected?

Thol, did you go Mormon* without telling us? :eek: ;)

Heheh, good work Beleg. :cool: Perhaps we could pair you up with Treyar...





















*this post was in no way written to offend, disparage, or otherwise belittle those of the Mormon faith ;)

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

*raises hand* But I'm a Mormon! Ouch.

And no, honey, we don't practice polygamy anymore. That was stopped way back in the 1800s.

[Celebthôl]

Bc is a year younger....wich make him to young

Why does a year make a difference? i dont see the problem there?

[Beleg]

aww, Powersauce I do want to match with you, but you see that my amazing, prophetic, telekenitic mental skills informed that our match bodes ill for both of us. :mad: :o :(


A year makes a whole lode of difference.
For example I am fifteen and I call a seventeen year old girl auntie because she is two years the eldar of me.
1 year + 1 YEAR=Two year.
So one year is VERY important.

[Saucy]

The girl has to be younger...its weird otherwise....:rolleyes:
because gurls mature faster. so even though its only one yr, depending on the person it might seem like more.
and BC is too concided;)

[Celebthôl]

That makes no sense to me :confused:

All the girls ive been out with in real life have been older and there was never any problems there :rolleyes:

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Bethelarien
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

*raises hand* But I'm a Mormon! Ouch.

And no, honey, we don't practice polygamy anymore. That was stopped way back in the 1800s. Whoops! :(

1) I apologize
2) Don't EVER call me honey; it drives me insane when elderly women do that to me! :mad: :D ;)


Lol, Beleg, I'm glad you pointed that PB thing out! :eek:

powersauce/Anamatar would be perfect, come to think of it, but I believe Anamatar has left the forum...

[Beleg]

How much older Thol?

[Celebthôl]

A year, 2 years.

[Saucy]

well its just my opinion...i like my guys older then me...but not to much older then me. so 15-18 is my range

:rolleyes:

and Beleg, its ok, i was just kidding.....hmmm im gonna think of a suitable match 4 u.:D

[Beleg]

But Gandalf White, Beth is not some cracked up old hag but a pretty teenage girl. :D


and Beleg, its ok, i was just kidding.....hmmm im gonna think of a suitable match 4 u.
I am waiting.


I can never dreaming of taking a girl more then 11 months older then me out on a date. :eek:

[Saucy]

what about u and Beth

lets see Beleg and Beth yeah that sounds pretty good

[Beleg]

But she is TWO 2 years older then me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Saucy]

oh oopsi my bad..il keep thinking

[Celebthôl]

You people are so dumb, 1st off, mine is 11 years older :rolleyes: Eri's is like 10 years older :rolleyes: and the most important thing, when it comes to matters of the heart, you cant rightly chose what age the person you love is! ;)

[Saucy]

hey who u caliing dumb

we are looking for people who have potential to fall in love...and u can only do that if u have someone u can relate to...and i dunno about u but i ccant relate too somebody 11 yrs older then me;)

[Beleg]

so [No disrespect intended] it might happen that I would fall madly in love with a woman in Mrs. Maggot's age column?

[Celebthôl]

LOL, and i can?! :eek:

You should look for a decent person and make the best out of it :D ;) :p

[Starflower]

can we all just remember that this is about our ONLINE identities , and POTENTIAL ONLINE couples. This is not about going out on a real date wiht someone and what not..
and yes, Beleg, there is nothing wrong with a big age gap between people who go out, it depends on compatibility. Some people can be really mature at the age of 15, while some poeple might be incredibly immature at the age of 35.
If you're looking for examples, look at Demi Moore and Ashton Kutchner, literally , she could be his mother agewise. Also J TImberlake and Cameron Diaz, they have 12 years between them if I'm not mistaken...

And I for one am very pleased at being paired up with Thol, I think he's a very nice young man :)

[Saucy]

yes ur right starflower, but just in case the people we match up do decide to take there matches seriously, we better make sure everybody is happy:D

and dont even mention the ashton kutcher demi morre thing...:mad: it digusts me!!!:D ;)


well u can mention it if u have to but dont expect me to kindly respond

[Celebthôl]

Can i just emphasize my very first post ;)

P.S. If you get picked, you dont have to online date the person you are picked to be with, its just in fun and theoretical, no pressure at all. :)

Think that should clear it up. ;)

I was basing this on how well people got on and how much they talked etc, not by ages and whether they would REALLY date someday. :rolleyes:

[Saucy]

ok in that case its Beleg and Beth:D

mowhahahaha

he did say she was a pretty teenage girl;)

[Bethelarien]

Originally posted by Beleg
But Gandalf White, Beth is not some cracked up old hag but a pretty teenage girl. :D

Wow! Thanks, Beleg.

And yes, I'm not an elderly woman. I'm only 17. :D *restrains the urge to call him honey again*

LOL, me and Beleg? I don't know...we might be able to work that one out...;)

Edit: That is, if he doesn't mind dating a Mormon...;)

[Gandalf White]

Yes, please, regain focus!

Beleg/Beth
Powersauce/MD

Are we missing anyone?

[Saucy]

Originally posted by Bethelarien
Wow! Thanks, Beleg.

And yes, I'm not an elderly woman. I'm only 17. :D *restrains the urge to call him honey again*

LOL, me and Beleg? I don't know...we might be able to work that one out...;)


see i am a match maker;) :D

[Gandalf White]

*restrains the urge to call him honey again* Thank you! :p

*shudders as he remembers elderly ladies calling him "honey" at the checkout counter in Mr. Z's* :eek:

[Saucy]

yes well whats also annoying is people who call u sweety, specially when deep down ur not sweet at all and u want to kill that person for calling u that.

[Starflower]

the first time the bus conductor called me "love" I was shocked at the nerve of him! but then I was told that it's normal in this country :) Now I go around calling people "love", "dear", "darling" and what not..

[Celebthôl]

Where are you from then?

I thought you were just English :confused:

[Starflower]

What? Me ? just English? Never!
I am originally from Finland but nowadays I live in London, and am going to for the foreseeable future

[Saucy]

ok now this has gone off topic

i thought of one Treyer and Turin:D

[Ol'gaffer]

Originally posted by Starflower
What? Me ? just English? Never!
I am originally from Finland but nowadays I live in London, and am going to for the foreseeable future

:eek: :eek:

Wot? huh? how? what the? when? whut in tarnations?

LANTY! LANTY!

We've got another one! Another Finn! (well, a little.)

How did you manage to slip by our nets? Or did we just not notice? Explain!

[Lantarion]

Haw haw I knew she was a Finn! As is Thuringwethil!
Supi-suomalaisia kaikki tyyni. :D

[Eliot]

Originally posted by My_Precious
and he is a Cubs fan.

Wait, are you implying that's a good thing? :)

[Rhiannon]

I read books and kill spiders. And throw rocks at stupid people.

Also drink chocolate milk, eat Kettle Corn, recite The Princess Bride, and have a boot fetish.

Very entertaining, but not so fun to live with.

[Gandalf White]

Yikes, Eliot! How many pages back is that coming from? :p ;)

[Ol'gaffer]

Originally posted by Lantarion
Haw haw I knew she was a Finn! As is Thuringwethil!
Supi-suomalaisia kaikki tyyni. :D

Wot? where are they coming from? Soon we won't be a minority anymore!

Oh man, I've been gone too long. I turn my back for one second and the every single finnish person in the world rushes here.

[Starflower]

Juu... suomalaisia taalla ollaan :)

You just didn't pay attention did you m'dear , I have been on this forum for, what, near enough a month now! There's another Finn here somewhere, named Casaubon, he is new, only one post so far. WAY TO GO FINNS!!!!



:D

[Turin]

Originally posted by powersauce
ok now this has gone off topic

i thought of one Treyer and Turin:D

Wow, someone finally matched me up, I've been secretly checking on this thread for days just to see if anyone would. It also seems that powersauce only matches up people with names that start with the same letter:eek:, maybe its just me.

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Turin
Wow, someone finally matched me up, I've been secretly checking on this thread for days just to see if anyone would. It also seems that powersauce only matches up people with names that start with the same letter:eek:, maybe its just me. Aha, I've been secretly watching you secretly watching this thread for days! ;)

I'm afraid the letter-thing doesn't hold true, though. She tried to tear Eliot away from Arebeth and match him up with My_Precious! :eek: :p ;) And I believe she tried to match me and Elgee. :o :eek:

Note to anyone else "secretly watching" this thread: If you wish to be matched, please, speak up!!! ;) :)

[Arebeth]

Originally posted by Starflower
Juu... suomalaisia taalla ollaan

Do we have the right to know what that mean? Or do I have to post in French?:rolleyes:

I can't understand how there can be so many Finns and not one Belgian or Frenchman (well, there is one, of course, but I meant one who still lives amongst us in our old Europe:D )

The crazy thing with this thread (as many people have already said, but fortunately their posts are many pages back now), you leave the place for a few hours and when you come back there are two or three new pages. I didn't know that so many Tolkien fans were suffering of lonelinesss.:D :D :D
When I was saying that there was something outcasted in everyone here... (that's a quality, in my opinion.):) :D ;)

[Eliot]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Yikes, Eliot! How many pages back is that coming from? :p ;)

It was either page 8 or 9. Hey, it's not my fault every time I come back, 4 pages are added on. :p

[Talierin]

Mac's a year and a half younger than me *shrugs* age doesn't matter much to me..

[Elbereth]

Originally posted by Gandalf White


Note to anyone else "secretly watching" this thread: If you wish to be matched, please, speak up!!! ;) :)

I don't think we should even give them a choice! Let's be evil and match people who would never like to be matched.

*plots out evil pairings*

[Rhiannon]

Mac's a year and a half younger than me *shrugs* age doesn't matter much to me..

Yeah...age doesn't matter as much as the people do...though, say, being romantically involved with someone who knew you as a runny-nosed two year old might occaisonally be awkward.

Me, I like older men. Like, Sean Connery type older men.

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Elbereth
I don't think we should even give them a choice! Let's be evil and match people who would never like to be matched.

*plots out evil pairings* I'm all for it! :p

Aragorn21/Sabeen - just to embarass my brother :cool:

We still need one for Rhiannon, though....have your evil pairings come up with anything?

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Me, I like older men. Like, Sean Connery type older men.

Please tell me you're kidding! :eek:

[Rhiannon]

Please tell me you're kidding!

Nope. As my dad's Japanese secretary said, "He is an older man, but still very sexy." And of course there's an anecdote connected to that, but I'm not going to tell it to you. Hah!

[HLGStrider]

Hehehe, but i have an English accent, thats my ticket outta here

There isn't such a thing as an Oregon accent. Everyone who lives here comes from somewhere else and has that sort of accent. . .at least it seems that way sometimes. My great grandfather was from Missouri, for instance.

Though I have been told I mispronounce veil.

hey what's wrong with Elgee and Gandalf White?

The beard. . .I don't date guys with long white beards. .. or pointy hats. And then when I would be trying to get into the bathroom to do my makeup in the morning he'd be in there and yell out, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

It would never work.

or Thol and Elgee, if we are going by age

He's younger than me! I don't do the younger guy thing. . .Plus I'd be too busy correcting his spelling to enjoy the relationship.

Naw, neither of us have the chance with her, she only goes for older guys

True. . .and only older guys go for me. My grandma complains that I'm always getting looked up one side and down the other by guys over forty. I don't notice this from younger guys.

Then she can go with MD!

Is that Michel Delving? I'm really not sure. . .


Celebthol and Flammifier.

GASP! FLAM'S A FEMALE????

Gandalf White and Elgee.

Why list us twice?

I read books and kill spiders. And throw rocks at stupid people. Also drink chocolate milk, eat Kettle Corn, recite The Princess Bride, and have a boot fetish.

Hey! I do all but two of these! . . .want to guess which two? Though one I do shaking in my shoes. ..

[Rhiannon]

I don't understand how anyone could fail to have a boot fetish...want to hear about my knee-high black suede medieval beauties? Throwing rocks, yeah, I can see how that might not fit in the cute cuddly kitten image. But gosh it's fun.

[HLGStrider]

Boots mess up my ankles. . .I like shoes to be heelless. . .clogs or something.

I do throw fits from time to time. Does that count?

[Ol'gaffer]

Originally posted by Arebeth
Do we have the right to know what that mean? Or do I have to post in French?:rolleyes:



It means that "Yup we're Finns through and through."

[Rhiannon]

My medieval boots are flat...the black leather calf boots, now, those have four inches...Being tall is fun.

[HLGStrider]

Sounds like something out of a musical. . .imagines Ol G. Star and Lanty standing, swaying back and forth with their arms linked, singing,

"Yep, we are Finns through and through. To each other we'll always be true. . .Because there is nothing so thin as the shin of a Finn and that I'm sure you knew. .."

or something like that.

[Arebeth]

That's an idea... I think your have a gift for writing songs...

And Rhi, stop it.:rolleyes: I'm 1, 66m and trying to survive the shame. :D :D :D

[Ol'gaffer]

Originally posted by HLGStrider
Sounds like something out of a musical. . .imagines Ol G. Star and Lanty standing, swaying back and forth with their arms linked, singing,

"Yep, we are Finns through and through. To each other we'll always be true. . .Because there is nothing so thin as the shin of a Finn and that I'm sure you knew. .."

or something like that.

Just imagining this is too funny!

:D

[Celebthôl]

Originally posted by Talierin
Mac's a year and a half younger than me *shrugs* age doesn't matter much to me..

See, theres nothing wrong with it, if you love there person, age should be a factor as far as im concerned. . .

I don't think we should even give them a choice! Let's be evil and match people who would never like to be matched.

*plots out evil pairings*

Muahahahahahah, im up for a bit of that.

There isn't such a thing as an Oregon accent. Everyone who lives here comes from somewhere else and has that sort of accent. . .at least it seems that way sometimes. My great grandfather was from Missouri, for instance.

Though I have been told I mispronounce veil.

How do you pronounce it then? Vay - il that how i pronounce it. . .

He's younger than me! I don't do the younger guy thing. . .Plus I'd be too busy correcting his spelling to enjoy the relationship.

Younger schmounger ;)

But yes, i have the worst spelling and gramma in the world it is true :o i knew it would hinder me some place ;)

True. . .and only older guys go for me. My grandma complains that I'm always getting looked up one side and down the other by guys over forty. I don't notice this from younger guys.

Id be worried if i was being eyed up by 40 year old women :eek:
Does that not worry you?

GASP! FLAM'S A FEMALE????

:eek: I bloody well hope so :eek:

And Rhi, stop it.:rolleyes: I'm 1, 66m and trying to survive the shame. :D :D :D

Meaning?

[Arebeth]

Never mind. I wasn't in my normal state of mind. Just read a play wrote apparently about me and that was... well, strange.
But don't worry Eliot, I won't forsake you for a writer.:D

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by HLGStrider
And then when I would be trying to get into the bathroom to do my makeup in the morning he'd be in there and yell out, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Are you implying that you look like a Balrog in the mornings, or are you just as grumpy as one in the early hours? :o

Well Thol, both you and me rejected. (Though yours a bit harsher, I must say) :p ;)

Id be worried if i was being eyed up by 40 year old women If I was being eyed over by someone even half her age I wouldn't be worried....I'd be outta there! :eek: :p

Are you 100% positive Flam's a female??? *rushes off to check the "Male or Female" thread. :eek:

But don't worry Eliot, I won't forsake you for a writer. Well, Eliot will be breathing a deep sigh of relief, I can tell you that. ;)

[Celebthôl]

Oh dear, it was nice to be pals whilst it lasted G W but after that remark, im PRETTY sure we wont be seeing you again ;)
Dont hurt him. . . too much Elgee :D
(Yeah, but mine didntend in my demise, urs will ;) Muahahahahahahaha! :D)

[Gandalf White]

Well, maybe it will only be the cats of Queen B. following me, forever purring. That way I can sic my dog on them... :p































wait, i'm just digging a deeper hole for myself, aren't I? :eek:

[Celebthôl]

*nods slowly and sadly* :(

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Celebthôl
Dont hurt him. . . too much Elgee :D ... Muahahahahahahaha! :D)

Wait a minute! I just caught the true gist of what you're saying here! Some friend you are! :mad: :p ;)

[Rhiannon]

I...I think Arebeth was saying she's short....I'm sure Eliot likes short women, don't you, Eliot?

Elgee thinks y'all are all scared of me...I'm a quiet person, really...just...enthusiastic sometimes...

[Aulë]

Yes....Rhi is is completely harmless....like a cute little bunny rabbit....

Little do we know, she's a savage, evil monster.....like those damn rabbits....

Rhi = Rabbit = Savage Monster

:D

[Rhiannon]

"Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth!"

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
"Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth!" See, that's why you're not getting matched! :p ;)

[Rhiannon]

Being able to quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a valuable skill, thank you!

[Aulë]

Oh no! :eek:

Rhiannon = The Rabbit of Caerbannog
She has a viscious streak a mile wide! The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
KNIGHT: They're nervous, sire.
ARTHUR: Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount!
TIM: Behold the cave of Caerbannog!
ARTHUR: Right! Keep me covered.
KNIGHT: What with?
ARTHUR: Just keep me covered.
TIM: Too late!
[chord]
ARTHUR: What?
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit!
ARTHUR: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel,
and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a
killer!
KNIGHT: Get stuffed!
TIM: It'll do you a trick, mate!
KNIGHT: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You mangy Scot git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Boris. Chop his head off!
BORIS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
TIM: Look!
[squeak]
BORIS: Aaaugh!
[chord]
ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
TIM: I warned you!
ROBIN: I peed again!
TIM: I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all,
didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well,
it's always the same, I always--
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!
TIM: --But do they listen to me?--
ARTHUR: Right!
TIM: -Oh, no--
KNIGHTS: Charge!
[squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! etc.
KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away!
TIM: Haw haw haw. Haw haw haw. Haw haw.
ARTHUR: Right. How many did we lose?
KNIGHT: Gawain.
KNIGHT: Hector.
ARTHUR: And Boris. That's five.
GALAHAD: Three, sir.
ARTHUR: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal
assault, that rabbit's dynamite.
ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.
GALAHAD: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make
a mistake.
ARTHUR: Like what?
GALAHAD: Well,....
ARTHUR: Have we got bows?
KNIGHT: No.
LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one
of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard!
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
[singing]
How does it, uh... how does it work?
KNIGHT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
BROTHER: "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
KNIGHT: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[boom]


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA :D:D

[Gandalf White]

Is that where it was from? I'm afraid I've only seen that movie once. :( And I missed the Black Knight and witch-drowning scenes. :( :(

I'm sure we can come up with someone....

[Rhiannon]

I forgive you. Poor deprived GW, we should hire a celebrity and start a fund...

[Eliot]

Originally posted by Arebeth
But don't worry Eliot, I won't forsake you for a writer.:D

*phew!* :o :)

Originally posted by Rhiannon
I...I think Arebeth was saying she's short....I'm sure Eliot likes short women, don't you, Eliot?

I love short women!!! :D I'm 5 feet, 10 inches, just so y'all know. :p ;)

[Gandalf White]

*dances with glee*

Arebeth, since we've matched you up with such a nice person could you do us a favor in return?

Make Eliot discard his annoying avatar!!! :p

That is all....Thank you. :)

[Eliot]

Originally posted by Gandalf White
Make Eliot discard his annoying avatar!!! :p

Noooooooo!!!!! Neevvvvveeeeeer!!!!!!!! I'll never give in! :D

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Eliot
Noooooooo!!!!! Neevvvvveeeeeer!!!!!!!! I'll never give in! :D

Oooh, I'm sure we can find Arebeth another match if you refuse to comply...

*diabolical laughter fading into background*

[Rhiannon]

Make Eliot discard his annoying avatar!!!

I second the motion!

[Eliot]

*sniff* What a bunch of traitors...they all hate me...:(

[Rhiannon]

Oh we love you...It's Mr. Grumpy Pants we hate.

[Arebeth]

Eliot, first of all I want you to know that it's not because of them that I must ask you that, but as I find myself your avatar particularly annoying and as you don't seem to be planning to change it... I'm afraid I have to say it: Would you please try something else for a few days, just to see that you can live without it? I'm sure that we are all ready to help you.;)

S'il te plaît.

Mmm... I would understand if someone doesn't like Marlene Dietrich...

I hope that you will forgive me one day. Just know that I had to do that for your own good.:D :D :D :rolleyes:

[Saucy]

*runs in*aha i got it GW and Rhi!!! is it not brilliant
;)
she can teach him bout monty python



uh er....Gw do u really have a long white beard?:D