Greetings fellow Outcasts !

[mr underhill]

Some scenes that i would switch to reflect my style of film making .

***Gandalf and Bilbo .... Bilbo wonders whether to leave the ring in Bag End ***


Gandalf - BILBO BAGGINS !!!!! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS... PICK A CARD ANY CARD...

* bilbo goes to pick a card *

EXCEPT THAT ONE !!!

* bilbo picks a card *


ACE OF SPADES

Bilbo - queen of hearts

Gandalf - moving on....

IM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU !

* places tea pot under robes quickly *


*** In Bree Aragorn classifies the strange robed things ****


Sam -What are they ?

Aragorn - They were once men...

Sam - What are they now ? Women ?

Aragorn - No ! Great kings of men..

Sam - So.. what are they ?

Aragorn - and sauron the deceiver gave them nine rings..

Sam - YOU STILL HAVENT ANSWERED MY QUESTION !

Aragron - one by one they slipped into darkness

Sam - TELL ME WHAT THE ARE YOU DIRTY APE !


Aragorn - they are the nazgul , ringwraiths

Sam - Now we're getting somewhere .


**** Council Of Elrond ***

Elrond - The ring must be destroyed .

* gimli hits it with axe *

Elrond - The ring cannot be destroyed by..

Gimli - BUT YOU SAID !!!

* gimli attacks elrond with axe *

*** CREBAIT ARE COMING **

Aragorn - Legolas !!! WHAT do you see ?

Legolas -

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

* everyone stares *

I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

The colours of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shakin' hands, sayin' "How do you do?"
They're really saying "I love you"

I hear babies cryin', I watch them grow
They'll learn much more than I'll ever know
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world
Yes, I think to myself, what a wonderful world

Oh yeah

* gimli raises axe *


*** more to come ***

[Kailita]

Oh my...the creator of the GOO submarine is back with a passion. Be afraid...

I know I am. :D

[forshadowed]

very nice, i like it!

[HobbitGirl]

*rolls around laughing uncontrollably*

*takes a deep breath*

*bursts into giggles agian*

Pure genius, oh Underhill-ish one. You don't need filmmaking classes. Take New Line Cinema by storm! :D:D

*anxiously awaits more*

[mr underhill]

Starring Hugh Grant As Frodo .
Keanu Reeves as Aragorn
and George Bush as Gollum

***** The Black House ****

Sauron - My fellow amphibians ...

[Arebeth]

Great. Who would play Legolas and Gimli?:D

[mr underhill]

David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst .

[My_Precious]

Originally posted by mr underhill
David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst .
Just awesome! And who are they?

[Dragon]

the master is back!

greatness, mr. underhill, greatness indeed.

[mr underhill]

Just awesome! And who are they?


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