The Christian Cup

[Lord Sauron]

Welcome to the Christian Cup. Were you can get anything that you want. We got it all.

[Lord Sauron]

by the way there is no beer,wine ect.

[Evenstar373]

Hey Lord Sourn glad you came back I will have acoke please.

[Evenstar373]

Oh I forgot to say I LOVE you siggy (wonder why? ;) )

[Lord Sauron]

all right give me a sec

[Lord Sauron]

what? who is siggy?

[Evenstar373]

Who is the LORD of your rings? ( I wonder why I like it so much? ;) )

[Lord Sauron]

Here is your coke. It is all on the house at The Christian Cup. To show God's love to everyone.

[Lord Sauron]

My LORD of the rings. is the alpha and omaga, the Bright and Morning star, the fist and last is He. He is the Lord Jesus Christ and I will praise Him till the day I die.

[Evenstar373]

Yea mine too siggy means signature I wonder why I like it so much huh?? ;)

[Lord Sauron]

So will you be staying the night at the Christian cup. We have nine rooms to stay in. The cost is loving Jesus Christ for ever and ever.

[Evenstar373]

I wonder why I like your signature so much (HINT HINT HINT!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

[Lord Sauron]

by the way spread the word to everyone about The Christian Cup.

[Lord Sauron]

Cause you gave me the idea.

[Evenstar373]

Hint Hint Hint Hint Hint Hint Hint Hint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Evenstar373]

yes!!!! I am glad you came back and I will stay tonight I have a long trip tomorow (to Rohan! :p )

[Lord Sauron]

Anyway Are you going to stay in a room tonight in The Christian Cup. and please do share to everyone about The Christian Cup

[King Aragorn]

May I have a Pepsi please? I would also like to stay in the inn for the night. Thanks much!

Isaiah 40:31

[Lord Sauron]

Here is your pepsi sir. By the way that verse is a very good verse. But Like the part in the verse that says "They will soar on wings like eagles,they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint".

[Evenstar373]

Hey everyone my little sister started the Left Behind Kids series yay!!! I read the first one and it was good.

[Lord Sauron]

Hey. can i get you anything mam. plus how was you trip.

[Lord Sauron]

plus do you know if you will be staying in the inn tonight.

[Evenstar373]

No thanks, and it was great that place is the best! I just droped by to say Hi

[Lord Sauron]

So you don't want anything while you are here

[Saucy]

hey guys *walks in waving virtual invitation*

i thought i'd come check this place out because it is so well advertised.... :)

[King Aragorn]

May I have another Pepsi please? and a place to stay tonight? It's a very good in

I'm not a guy

[Lord Sauron]

Thank you for coming Powersauce21 and thank you King Aragorn for saying this was a nice in. Here is your pepsi and your room key tonight.

[Nkenobi]

got on invatation :/

I think i'll check the place out :/

[Lord Sauron]

Well thank you for coming. May I get you anything sir.

[Nkenobi]

one of those 7 up orange mixes please

[Lord Sauron]

Here is your drink. It is eastern time.

[King Aragorn]

Sorry for the extended stay Lord_Sourn. I had business in town and couldn't find anywhere else to stay. Here's your room key back. This inn is excellent.

[Elbereth]

Elbereth walks into the joint and takes a look around...then spies the sign on the door that reads:

by the way there is no beer,wine ect.

"Now I don't find that very Christian at all. You should at least be serving wine in here...even Jesus served wine at his table. It would only be right. Besides...what else would you be serving to all of your Catholic patrons...and don't be telling me that Catholicism is not Christian now."

[Aragorn21]

Aragorn enters...he hears Elbereth talking


"Now, I think that sign probably means no bear or wine in excessive amounts. I'm sure a litte can't do one much harm."

Aragorn sits down at the bar.

"could I order a Pepsi please?" :)

[Saucy]

pepsi is good, but cherry pepsi better :D

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

*wanders if the Lord appreciates the excessive amount of double posting and spam*

:D

"I second the motion of wine! If there's none in back I can certainly prepare a few bottles, on the house of course. Plenty of red French wines from the Loire Valley, and some delectable white wines from Turkey. Yum!"

[faila]

*walks in* hi, could i get a dr. pepper?

[Lord Sauron]

In my church we use juice instead of wine even through i have drunken wine before because of my grandparents religen of luthern. I talk to some one i really trust so they will be no wine or beer sold here.

[Nkenobi]

I have been to many churches... they all use juice :/

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

"I respect your beliefs but this is a Christian tavern, my good fellow! We Catholics are Christian after all...

"I know! What if there was a polite drinking area with a pleasant sign hanging above it, similar to the smoking areas in certain restaurants?"

[King Aragorn]

I would prefer no wine or beer at all.

By the way, may I have a Mountain Dew please?

[Lord Sauron]

I don't want to be rude but my answer was no to the beer and wine. If you got a problem with send a pm to me. By the way here is is your mountian dew King aragon

[Evenstar373]

I like of no beer of wine.

[faila]

Um yeah....does the owner of an establishment choose what he will serve? and also it is arguable that Jesus has no choice and that the wine he drank was not really like the wine today...for instance it was fermented but that was the only way to preserve it, and it probobly wasnt fermented as much... so you could get drunk on it...but it was hard.

[Lord Sauron]

Thank you for writting that. So the vote is no beer or wine shall be sold here.

[Evenstar373]

Were we takeing a vote?

[Lord Sauron]

yes we are and there is no beer or wine that will be sold here and that is final.

[Evenstar373]

Well I agree with you but it not realy fair if you have already made the choice .

[Lord Sauron]

Okay if you aggre that no beer or wine shall be sold put a thumbs up. If you dissagre put a thumbs down. I will tally the thumbs saturday.

[Evenstar373]

Ok then thumbs up

[Lord Sauron]

me two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

I dont think you need to have votes if you own the tavern. Just say you dont have an alcohol selling license! :)

But I do not think you should label alcohol as sinful... it is one of life's natural pleasantries.

[Saucy]

:rolleyes: so is sex, but thats still a sin if ur not married....

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

That had absolutely nothing to contribute to why you all think alcohol is so horrible. Of course its bad when youre drinking to get drunk, to release all your problems through a bottleneck tube. But there is an actual art to wine and other alcoholic beverages, which is not only elegant and cultured, but it also sparks intelligent conversations and contributes a lot to certain societies.

[Saucy]

i suppose, but its not worth arguing...someone poor this dude some wine :rolleyes:

[Elbereth]

Um yeah....does the owner of an establishment choose what he will serve? and also it is arguable that Jesus has no choice and that the wine he drank was not really like the wine today...for instance it was fermented but that was the only way to preserve it, and it probobly wasnt fermented as much... so you could get drunk on it...but it was hard.

"Well, I will give you and 'A' for effort...but I don't buy that one bit. Actually the fact is wine back then was generally much stronger, or at least I have been told by many a wine expert...and I do know lots of them in real life.

It is my belief is that anything in moderation is ok....it is when you are excessive or abusive of any one thing...that is when it becomes sinful and harmful. Perhaps, as the resident adult here...I could teach you kids a thing or two about how to drink responsibly.

You see I have a problem people who promote prohibition...because there is no tolerance involved in it....with no tolerance...there is no forgiveness, and therefore very very un-Jesus-like."

[Saucy]

fair enough *cheers* :D

[Lord Sauron]

I've said it before there is no beer or wine going to be sold here. I don't want to say anything is wrong with your believes. But I don't think that this is right. If you have a problem, please send me a pm.


That is Final, subject is dead.

[Evenstar373]

Elbereth You believe that anything at all is ok as long as there is moderation? Or just beer and stuff like that?

[King Aragorn]

I vote thumbs up. I don't drink, and I never will. I don't want the effects of alcohol in me. I respect my body as a temple of God to drink or smoke.

I agree with Evenstar, what about other things? Do you think that things like sex are okay in moderation and out of wedlock?

[Evenstar373]

Proverbs chapter 20 veres 1 Wine is a mocker and beer is a brawer:whoever os led astray by them is not wise.

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

Wine tasting and casual drinking is not leading you astray anywhere. Alcohol can lead you astray after... oh, lets say... twelve shots of vodka and beer-bonging. Not that I've ever done that... ;)

This is why moderation is key, as Elbe so wonderfully pointed out. Alcohol as itself is not sinful, it is over-consumption which can lead one astray from God's word and hence, is not wise. There is no damaging the temple of God from a few drinks, that is, if you can handle it. Everyone has a different tolerance level and fortunately mine is very high. If you are trying to tell me that the actual consumption of alcohol - no matter how small - is sinful (as it is somehow damaging the temple of your body) then I hope you know that you are in effect condemning most of Europe and other places in the world where wine is a normal, everyday drink with dinner.

We are all Christians here and while I respect your beliefs, I find it interesting the rift between us Catholics and Protestants. I like a good debate, but I also encourage an open mind. But perhaps I'm taking you all too gravely- are you indeed saying that any alcohol is sinful, or that only the overconsumption of alcohol is sinful? That biblical quote seems to support only the latter opinion, with which I would agree with you - to an extent.

[Lord Sauron]

Hi. It is lord sourn but now it will be a different name because it would not let me sign in as lord sourn. Belive me. look at my signiture

[Evenstar373]

I do think that any achol is sinful. and Im not condeming anyone. Whats a Protestants is it the same as Prypertain ( I cant spell that word Lourd Saurn help me with that word) ? In my church (Iron station Church Of God ) We do not belive in consuming achol at all thats all Im saying.

[King Aragorn]

I know how alcohol can affect people. My dad used to drink, and then he would just lie on the couch and sleep, while I'm left to entertain myself.

Like I said before, I respect my body too much to put stuff into it that can eventually hurt me.

[Lord Sauron]

Look I don't want to be rude but can we all just drop the subject. mI don't belive in it. can you just take something else instead of beer or wine.

[Lord Sauron]

I am sorry If I have affected all of you in anyway. But please I beg you all for forgivenes. It says in the bible to not let the sun go down on your anger. I know you all may not be mad at me, but the reason I mad this was to invite people that may be lost and share the love of Christ to them. Please i beg you I don't want my dream go down the drain of sharing christ over the internet. and if you all could help me share christ over the internet not just by this but by im, pm, or email I will gladly be thankful. But I would still like all of you to still post on The Christian Cup. Thanks.
Lord Sauron

[King Aragorn]

I forgive you Lord Sauron. :) I'm a Christian, and have been one since I was 7. I'm not about to let any silly spat tear apart your dream. I'll try to help in any way I can.

[Lord Sauron]

I give you all my Thanks King Aragorn. You truly are someone who God would use.

[Elbereth]

I honestly was not trying to take away from your "dream", but I'm just trying to help you realize that by being closed minded about something you really don't understand, is actually promoting more hatred and evil than good. It worries me when someone promotes Christianity with the perspective of no tolerance. I find that kind of preaching as dangerous as the teachings of devote Muslims. Balance is key...love god and be forgiving...but be understanding of other cultures and religious practices.

[King Aragorn]

I think that he is understanding about it. He just doesn't want to serve beer or wine in his inn. It's his choice about it...

[Lord Sauron]

King Aragorn is right. I do understand all about it. But I had asked a good christian and they told me to look at the whole book of Proverbs. and I am telling you the same thing and when you find something i would like all of you to write the verse and what you learned. It will be that easy.

[King Aragorn]

Okay. I'll do it. :)

[Lord Sauron]

Thanks King Aragorn

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

Im not mad at anyone... Ive been on vacation! Im fine with your decision not to serve *imaginary* alcohol and I severely doubt anyone was truly angry about that. I am a Catholic, and I love my religion, but I don't spend too much time on TTF anyways...

[King Aragorn]

Been too busy...haven't had time...

[Evenstar373]

I am not mad at anyone and if anybody is mad at me I send my depest apogies. I understand that it is your choice to drink beer or wine and I respect that and your religions.

[Lord Sauron]

Okay since everyone is said their apoligies. does anyone want a drink or a place to stay?

[greypilgrim]

*walks in*
"Hi, can I get a mug-o-1420? And a regular ol' sandwich please!"

[Lord Sauron]

Yes and would you like a room to stay in.

[greypilgrim]

No, just the beer and the sandwich, thanks. ;)

[Lord Sauron]

Im sorry, did you metion beer. This place is where no beer or wine is sold. But I can make you the sandwhich and maybe change your drink were it is none alcholic

[greypilgrim]

Wonderful! Well, I'll take the ham sandwich, and...some ent-draught. Thank you kindly.

So, what's there to do in here then? Talk about Jesus?

[speedyturtle817]

*walks in*
"ill take a room and a coke please. do your rooms have bibles in them? im in the middle of reading, and havent got one."

[Lord Sauron]

Heres your sandwhich greypligram and your coke and room key speedyturtle.
And yes there are bibles they are the NIV

[speedyturtle817]

"great, thnx!"

[King Aragorn]

Sorry for the absence. May I have a Vanilla Coke and a room to stay in please?

[speedyturtle817]

*goes to room, comes back in 5 min.*
"can i get another coke please? i was thirsty."

[Lord Sauron]

Heres your coke speedyturtle and your vanilla coke and room key King aragorn

[King Aragorn]

Thanks Lord Sauron *heads toward room for much needed rest*

[Lord Sauron]

Enjoy your stay King aradorn and speedyturtle *heads upstairs to go to his room*

[King Aragorn]

Thanks Lord Sauron :)

[Lord Sauron]

Hello everyone. i will not be here at all next week so i would enjoy you all to help yourself (except wine or beer) to any drink or food that you want no one will be allowed to stay in the inn for the night.

[King Aragorn]

Okay. *helps herself to a Vanilla Coke*

[aguthasil]

Wow, I love this place. I believe in the only true God. *Gets a cream Soda, and takes a long refreshing drink*

[King Aragorn]

Welcome aguthasil. I hope you like it at The Christian Cup!

[e.Blackstar]

hey all! how are you? I am very good and teeny bit hyper! Can I have a Jones or something?

[greypilgrim]

Hey Treyar! I'm feeling shifty.

I don't think you can get a Jones...it's a non-alcoholic bar. :)

Now I'm drinking a big bottle of V8.

[Arlina]

*Walks in* Hey!! Can I have a root beer?!

[greypilgrim]

*goes behind the counter* "Here you go! One root beer. Would you like vanilla ice cream with that?"

[King Aragorn]

Hey! I want some vanilla ice cream!

[speedyturtle817]

*comes down gets pepsi**thinks to self: this is the best place ever! ill have to come back here one day.* hey, see you guys later.

[Lord Sauron]

Hi everyone I am back from my little trip across mordor. Thanks for being considerate of the inn and bar

[Arlina]

*goes behind the counter* "Here you go! One root beer. Would you like vanilla ice cream with that?"

Yes! Please, that sounds great! *takes root beet*

[greypilgrim]

*sets up 4 root beer floats*...1 for Arlina, 1 for me, 1 for Ellesar, and 1 for Lord Sauron, since he's the boss around here :)

[Lord Sauron]

Thanks you very much.

[King Aragorn]

Thanks greypilgrim! *drinks root beer float*

[Lord Sauron]

Look I am leaving one more time. The problem at mordor has happen again so help yourself to what ever but no beer or wine no one can stay in the rooms ethier till next saturday. enjoy

[Elbereth]

Elbereth enters....and proceeds to pass to each person in the room a flyer with the following information



COUPLES WANTED

looking for eligible singles to participate in a blind date in Middle Earth.

also searching for couples who would like to have an all expense paid wedding planned in their honor on TTF.

For more details please see Elbereth, Speical Events Planner of the Stars ;)

[King Aragorn]

*looks at flyer* Interesting...

[Lord Sauron]

That seems very nice

[Lord Sauron]

Plus I can't do it cause I already have a girlfriend

[King Aragorn]

That doesn't matter. It will be like an rpg.

[Elbereth]

King Aragorn is exactly right....it doesn't matter if you have a real boyfriend/girlfriend in real life. This is a fictional marriage.

When I posted my wedding thread a couple of years ago...the person who I was supposedly marrying on TTF had a girlfriend in real life and lived across the Atlantic from me. No big deal...we were just goofing around....and it was fun. That is what I hope to achieve with this idea.

Now right now, we already have a couple to get married. I am hoping by Monday I will have a wedding planning thread in the works. Maybe sooner if I am bored enough today. So please join in if you want to get involved...we will need everything from a maid of honor to bridesmaids/grooms...and then later we will need regular guest for the ceremony.

As for the blind dates...I haven't choosen anyone yet...but if you are willing...then please let me know.

[greypilgrim]

*sips my root beer float*

[King Aragorn]

I might be interested

[Hobbit-queen]

Hmmmmm......

Lets see...... I'll have a cup of warm coffe. I'm freezing to death! Oh, and I'll need a place to sleep. A nice "hobbit-sized room" wouldn't be too much to ask, would it? Hey, its a nice place ya got here! Hope I can stay awhile, I'm beat!

Always,

Hobbit-queen

:o

[Lord Sauron]

Here is your cup of coffe and the room key that you replied. A nice warm comfortable and cozy hobbit sized room. Enjoy

[Hobbit-queen]

Thank you so much for the coffe, it warmed me up imediatly.
Well, thank you. I've been traveling quite a long way, and I'm glad to have a rest. Oh, by the way do you have any stalls for keeping horses?
If so could you put up my pony. He is very good with people, but still he does have a temper. If you have a place for him to stay that would be great.
This coffe is the best I've ever had! May I have another, if it's not to much to ask. Oh...am I talking too much? I must be. I've just had the most exighting time traveling and it is hard to keep my mouth shut. Let me also complement on your room service. It is wonderful. I might just have to stay awhile!

Always,
Hobbit-queen

;)

[Lord Sauron]

yes here is another coffe and i will put your horse up in a stall.

[King Aragorn]

Can I have some hot chocolate and a room please?

[Lord Sauron]

sure here you go

[Hobbit-queen]

'Ello again!!!

Thank you for taking good care of my pony, I REALY apreciate it! Well, about my travels..... I've been noticing some weird stuff happining around here. Yeah, there have been some creepy people about. I saw one the other day. Who ever it was, was clad in deep black robes. They gathered about his face so you couldn't see him. All you heard when you walked by was, " Sniff, sniff...." It was very creepy. I galloped strait here to spread the news. Looked like he was headed to Hobbiton.....mabe Bag End. Hmmm....that's somthing to think about. Just thought you might want to here a bit of news I picked up. Oh, while I'm here may I have a slice of that fresh apple pie on the counter, and mabe a glass of milk? Pie goes great with milk. Ummm.... am I talking too much again? I bet I am. I'm acctually quite young and have a lot to talk about. I'm 14. A nice young " Hobbit".

Always,
Hobbit-queen
:cool:

[Lord Sauron]

Why sure is a slice of apple pie and a glass of milk. You haven't seen nothing wired until you have to go travel to mordor

[greypilgrim]

I was in Mordor once, I flew over the crack of doom even, on an eagle! Not too pleasant but, being up on an eagle was fun. Well, it was until those ringwraiths chased after me. Something about their boss's ring getting destroyed by a couple hobbits...they didn't like that too much. All in all it was worth it the eagles scratched and bit those big black bird-demons real good. Me and the hobbits escaped in the nick of time too!

Can I have some pie?

[King Aragorn]

Thanks for the room!

[Lord Sauron]

your welcome

[Lord Sauron]

Yeah I know how those dark riders and ringworths are. try telling them what to do, it is tuff. Oh and by the way here is your pie

[Hobbit-queen]

Oh, thanks very much for the pie. It was really good. Well, I have a few questions for you. When did you go in the resturaunt/inn buissness? I just thought being a "Dark Lord" and everything would take up some time. Oh, and did I mention that I saw Frodo Baggins leave yesterday with your ...ring. He's headed to Bree, I think. (you didn't hear this from me) So you can send your ...Ring Wraiths after him at full spead. I used to like Frodo, but I also like to help out Dark Lords capture people. Oh, and to make things easier he headed off with three other hobbits. Samwise Gamgee, Meriadoc Brandybuck, and Pippin Took (Frodo's cousin). Well, I hope that information is usefull and I do hope you catch Frodo. Wha,ha,ha!!! Hey, I might make a good Dark Lord! Oh, and if it isn't too much trouble could I have a hot cup of tea? (I'm not British)

Always,

Hobbit-queen

;)
P.S. Wha,ha,ha! (do you like my laugh? Is it scarry enough?)

[greypilgrim]

You need to work on it a little...try something like...

Ahhhhh, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha!!!

The first "Ahh..." should not be too loud. Start off slow with a deep voice and build it...drawing out the noise, and blending it into the next "ha-ha-ha" (these 3 "ha's" are a little louder and evenly pitched). The last "ha-ha!" is the loudest, almost a shout, with the last "ha" being the loudest of all.

Practice, I find it to be the most evil of my laughs (btw, I am the Dark Lord, not Lord Sauron...shhh, don't tell him ;))

:D

[Hobbit-queen]

Okay, here goes.....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,......... WHA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!! WA,HA,HA,AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Um.......was that overkill? Tell me. Oh, and hurry up with that tea will ya!

Always,

Hobbit-queen

:D

[greypilgrim]

Try to shorten it up a bit. Oh! A correction; the second to last "ha" is the one with the most emphasis...."Ah..hahaha..HAha!"....something like that.

Muahaha, Bwahaha, Hahaha, these are simple silly ones that aren't too impressive.*yawn*

[Lord Sauron]

Here is your hot tea and you need to practice on your laugh I fyou good hear me you could here my laigh it is evil.Plus I am the dark lord he not he is an imposter. Plus i am not so worried with the ring the dark riders know who to look for.

[greypilgrim]

Imposter you say? Fa! I am more evil than the evilest evil. If evil were people, I'd be
China! Ah hahaha HAha!

[Hobbit-queen]

So......I guess I need to work on my laugh, huh?
Yeah, I think the Greypilgrim is an imposter. He is rather imposterish.....I guess.
Im trying to be a dark lord but I've never heard of any Hobbit Dark Lords.
So you think you've got it under control,huh? Well, I've got some news for you.
You ain't getting your ring back. Neither is Gollum. Frodo doesn't get it either, and he is Dark Lord material. Ya know, with all the greediness and everyting.
Well, I guess everyone who holds that ring becomes obsessed.
Those Ring Wraiths of yours are creepy. They are stupid too. You need to get yourself some other servants. Let me suggest myself. I am a fast rider and I would like to hunt Frodo down. Mabe someone would like to join me?
Cough,cough,cough, greypilgrim,cough,cough, sneeze. ;)
HE wants to be a dark lord, so this might be a way he can show his stuff.
Well, If he wants to join me.....we would be happy to chase Frodo down for you and show you we're better than those dirty black riders.

Just a thought.
Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Lord Sauron]

As a matter of fact the dark riders are stupid at sometimes but I don't need no help now because the war has not even started. There is one person the King of all ringwarths will soon be relesed. hahahahahaha HaHaHaHaHaHa HAHAHAHAHAHA HaHaHaHaHaHa hahahahahaha.

[King Aragorn]

Ooo scary. Can I have a hot chocolate and a room please?

[greypilgrim]

I'll go to the Shire myself and kidnap Frodo, bring him back to Mordor and throw him down the Crack of Doom. Then you will know that I AM THE DARK LORD!!! Ah Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha HA!

[King Aragorn]

Oh brother. :rolleyes:

[Lord Sauron]

Why of course you can have some hot chocolate and a room. and by the way greypilgream give it up

[greypilgrim]

Fa!

C'mon HQ, lets go get frodo and the ring...then we can say SHAZZAM and be the dark lord:D

[Hobbit-queen]

I like your spirit, Greypilgrim....it's very....evil, Mwa,ha,ha,ha! I want to be a dark lord but I am only 3ft 6 inches. (I'm a hobbit) Lord Sauron....every minute you waste, Frodo gets closer to Mount Doom. Me and Greypilgrim could have already taken care of him, if you know what I mean....
Anyway, it is your decision, and not mine. You ARE the dark lord and everything. Well, while I'm here can I have a hot cup of tea. It just sounds right. If it were up to me, I would have already caught that Frodo. Don't trust those black riders to do your work. They are weak. Now, get a nice strong Hobbit after them and they don't have a chance. I can help you take over Middle-Earth once more. You can offically reign as Sauron the Dark Lord.
Me and Greypilgrim can be your royal assistants. Hey, Greypilgrim could be the Prime Minister (I'm not British), and me, Hobbit-queen can be uh...QUEEN of Middle-Earth or whatever.;) Oh, well. I better go. I have other things to think about and places to go and ringwraiths to see.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[rohobbits]

well you hobbit-queen and greypilgrim have very weird veiws about evil.
yes hobbit-queen I can see you as being the rulere of the chipmunks, but
greypilgrim may have alot more power. I am of course "ruler of hobbits" so
you are under my command even though you claim your a queen.
greypilgrim I hope you take command of whatever you want to take over,
but if you hurt the little ones I will hunt you down and kill you. Now who's the
evil one! wha ha ha ha ha! well anyway as I was saying please keep your
hands off my people and I will be a peaceful little ruler of the hobbits.
Have a happy time of being evil!

yours truley
rohobbits

[Ronaldinho]

A coke please! Do you accept Euros?

[Lord Sauron]

here is your coke all on the house. Oh and by the way I have sought and have caught frodo and his gang lets just say their split up HaHAHAHAHAHAHa

[StubieKid]

Yo Man Ill take a ginger ale and a Prayer!

[Ronaldinho]

Thank you! Glug glug glug.

[Lord Sauron]

here you go here is your ginger ale

[greypilgrim]

..."lets just say their split up"...

Split in two I trust? Ah,hahaha,HAha

[Lord Sauron]

Of course what spilt up did you think I mean

[Hobbit-queen]

Split up, eh?

Well, If you want my opinion I say they will eventually unite again.
Trust me, I've seen all of this. I have my "ways".
Hey, I say this.....get rid of Saruman. He is worthless. His Urk-Hai are worthless.
A king of men will rise again. (KING ARAGORN!) Do not dout his power here.
Well, if you were smart you would trust this hobbit. I KNOW this is true.
By the way, can I have a Mt. Dew? Future dark lords always drink Mt. Dew.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Lord Sauron]

Why here you go *he reaches for the glass to pour mt. Dew but insteads pour posin into the cup and a little mt. Dew*

[greypilgrim]

I block the cup and say "tsk tsk.." Now, now mr. sauron, it wouldn't be good for buisness to poison your guests would it? *sees the look on his face*

Shame on you...

[Lord Sauron]

I sorry. NOT. NOw a young man who says he is a dark lord would not say anything about that. Being kind is not a dark lord's job. It is to destroy anything in its past. Plus here is your real mt.Dew HobbitQueen. I hope this proves who is the real Dark Lord here. hahahahahaHaHaHaHaHAHAHAHAH

[Gandalf White]

So the "real dark lord" is running the Christian Inn? :rolleyes:

Talk about irony.. :p

[greypilgrim]

Ha! Shows how much you know LS...you wanted to poision her, and I blocked and said it would bad for buisness, because you can make money, and use her to further your causes...then destroy her. That would be evil.... :) ...by that I mean good you know.

*takes both the poison mt.Dew and the reaL one, and shuffles them behind my back, then places both glasses on the bar*

[Lord Sauron]

and you want me to pick a glass and you pick the other I presume? well fine I pick this one *reaches for with tthe one he piece of tape on it*

[Lord Sauron]

and here you take the other one. we will both drink the drink at the same time. Who evers has the posin will die and the other gets to become dark lord and own the Inn. far trade.so when ever you are ready grey pilgram

[greypilgrim]

Well how do you know that i put the tape on the one without poison. i might have put it there knowing you would think it had no poison, but it really did, and then take the other safe one? Hmm?

[Lord Sauron]

But of course with the eyes that you have you may have think that i put the tape on the glass that had no posin in it to make you think it had the posin so i would know which one had the posin in it so that you would pick the one with the posin in it so I can rule the inn and the world.

[Lord Sauron]

you ready onthe count of three. 1....2.....3....................

[Hobbit-queen]

WAIT!!!!!!!!!

(I slap the glasses out of your hands and they shatter on the floor)
I never want to see this happen again! No poisoning each other.
Grrrrrrrr......this makes me so mad! I don't aprove of you trying to poison me Mr. Sauron. I offered my help and assistance to capture Frodo but you did not accept. I've been trying to help you all along and you go and try to poison me! This can be bad for your business, you know. People will read this and say, " He poisons his customers?! I'm not staying here!"
Well, let me say this. Your time is limited anyway. Frodo will reach Mt. Doom sooner than you expect. Your eye will blow up to smitherines and your minions will be defeated. Then, Greypilgrim and I can take over the Inn.
Yes, Greypilgrim and I! He saved me. If it wasn't for him, I would be a dead hobbit laying on the stone cold floor! I will stay here, but I feel my precence is not welcomed anymore. Good night! Oh, and may I have a hot water bottle for my bed. I want someone to carry it up there personally. Thanks.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Lord Sauron]

You idite. You all did not see what i was going to do. I had posin in both the glasses and I had antidote in the back. I was proving I was the dark lord plus as I said frodo was split up and merry and pipen sould be dieing any second now. So I am sorry but i would ask you to not be mad at me. I AM THE DARK LORD and that is final

[King Aragorn]

Whatever you say Lord Sauron. Can I have a lemonade please?

[greypilgrim]

I'll get your lemonade. *hands her a tall cold lemonade* There, no poison, no worries ;)

[King Aragorn]

thanks, i think

[Lord Sauron]

Okay lets drop it i am sorry

[King Aragorn]

ok. can I have a room please?

[Lord Sauron]

sure Here is your room key

[greypilgrim]

Gets a hot water bottle for HQ, and brings it up to her room and knocks on her door. "Room service!"

[Hobbit-queen]

You may come in, kind sir. It's a bit nippy in here. (burrrrrrrrr....)

Thanks for the hot water bottle. It is already helping. (reaching over and turning on music) Hey, it's the Return of the King soundtrack. I just love this music. Yeah, you hear that Sauron! "RETURN OF THE KING!!!!" That means you will be kicked off the throne, wha,ha,ha! (excuse me...) I get a little exighted somtimes. Take a seat, and we shall talk with out Sauron over hearing our conversations. Sooooooo..... what have you been doing with your life, being a wizard and all? I've been a normal hobbit-lass from the Shire. Born and raised in the thick of Hobbiton. That's where I met Frodo. Me and him are about the same age. He has always depended on someone else to do his bidding, like he was some sort of prince or somthing. That's why Sam is trailing him all the time.
Frodo is a stuck up brat, and that's how I have always seen him.
La,La la,la,la,la,Laaaaaaaaaaa! (sorry, Gondor Theme!)
Yep, Frodo is a character. That's why I wanted to help Sauron bring him down. Frodo does have this essence about him though..... it is very strange.
Oh, well. Yay!!!!!! Pippin is singin' his song! (I'm strange)
Well, thank you for your help. Tell me about your life of being a wizard.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

P.S. you are very nice Greypilgrim!:D

[King Aragorn]

Thanks for the room *goes to her room and takes a nap*

[greypilgrim]

Whats it like being a wizard? Well, besides having all kinds of fun with magic and fireworks (nowhere near as good as Gandalf's ;) ) going on unbelievable types of adventures, and talking to birds, fighting the good fight, and wandering around visiting all different types of folks (my fav. are hobbits and elves), I like to sit and smoke the finest pipe weed and reminese, sing songs with elves up in trees, and hang out in the shire, with hobbits, the happiest people of all!

~By the way HQ, I like the soundtrack from FoTR the best, mostly tracks #2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Also, the River Anduin song is awesome, and the Uruk-Hai music. Rohan music is great from TTT too! :)~

*changes records*

[Lord Sauron]

Hobbit Queen, And grey pilgram I would like to inform you and anyone else who would like to be in a rp game. I don't nowhere but will get back to you on that. it is the evil side of the lord of the rings. and I would like to know who all of you would like to be. thank you. plus I am sorry.

[Hobbit-queen]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm........

If you are sorry, Lord Sauron, then I will forgive you. Hobbits are forgiving creatures. Plus I'm in a good mood. That hot water bottle that greypilgrim brought me last night helped so much! May I complement on the room service here, it is wonderful. It would be even more wonderful if someone didn't try to poison people but that is forgiven. Oh, and King Aragorn......please don't sleep in my room again, it's just creepy....:confused:
Soooooooo, it's fun being a wizard huh? Cooooool! Thank you, greypilgrim for saying Hobbits are a superior breed. It makes me feel loved! Well, I guess we are all loved here.....so comfortable under the Dark Lord's wing. Him watching every move we make and making sure we drink our Mountain Dew poison and all.....:p Never mind. The past is behind us, and we must move on.
Oh, and may I ask for clean towels for my bath.....if it isn't too much work.
Please bring them up to my room, and thanks!

Always,
Hobbit-queen!!!!

[Lord Sauron]

sure here you go got them behind the counter they don't have poisin on them.And would you like to be in the role playing game cause I would like to know. And everyone else can be in it

[Hobbit-queen]

Yes, I will participate in the role playing game. Sounds fun!

Yes, Hobbits like to play games. We find it quite amusing. How 'bout you?
Hopefully greypilgrim will play too. He's cool. So are you, of course.
Dark Lords are cool. That's probably why I wanted to be one.
Thanks for the towels. Especially since they didn't have poison on them...;)
Why do I always write so much. Dunno, maybe I like to talk. Sooooooo, how is buisness these days? This scene reminds me of the time before you tried to poison me. We were good friends, talking over a root beer float....do you remember those days? I bet Frodo is nearing the black gate of Mordor as we speak. Gollum is pulling on his shirt tail, begging him not to go......
Ah, never mind. Just a thought. I really like this place alot. I might as well just live here.....You don't mind, do you? Cause I feel like staying a long time.
People are friendly here. Oh, may I have a cherry pie?
By the way.....how much would I owe you? I've been staying here for a while and I want to know the bill of staying here so long.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Lord Sauron]

nothing it cost nothing cause the great Lord paided the debt for me (which was sin) so I want to do a favor for everyone else so it cost nothing and here is your cherry pie.

[rohobbits]

I love cherry pie.
can i have some?

rohobbits

[Hobbit-queen]

Nooooooooooooo!

Lord Sauron! Don't let her in! I know rohobbits personnaly! She means bad news.
She's one of them loyal to Frodo. She's a spy. Please believe me!
Oh, thanks for the pie. It was delicious! I'm telling you rohobbits is sour milk, moldy bread......a black spot on the potato! I'm an honest Hobbit and you should believe me. (sniff,sniff) Poison her. I mean it.....

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[rohobbits]

I poision hobbit-queen with a fermented french-fry!!!!!
I am not mean.
I am loyal to hobbits and love all creatures of the earth.
But I guess lord sauron is as you would say evil. I guess... and
you don't exept loyal people, to be nice to the hobbits.
well whatever.

um like I said hobbit-queen is untrustworthy and very mischevious.
get rid of her.

rohobbits

[Lord Sauron]

Okay I have decide what i want to do here is your cherry pie you little hobbit *noone sees him but some knock out powder in it*

[Hobbit-queen]

Mmmmwhaaaaaaaa! (I give Lord Sauron a high five)

Nice work. She won't feel a thing.
Let me inform you about her. She is a little younger than me, and grew up in the Shire as I did. We used to be friends, untill she got a crush on Frodo.
I've always despised Frodo, and his anoynig uncle. He's always braggin' about his adventures with the dwarves. The Bagginses are very arrogant.
Rohobbits is a ......well, what is she? Ah, yes. She's a Brandybuck. More respectful than the Bagginses, but a little on the poorer side. She is a spy, I reckon. Hey, why don't you shove her in the broom closet? Tomorrow we can take a "hike" and um....despose of the evidence? If you catch my drift.;)
May I have a cup of coffee? That would be lovely if I could have one right now.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[greypilgrim]

"HQ is untrustworthy and mischevious" ~I like her already! :p
HQ...do you know blackspeech? I'd love to "hear" (read) something in it. :)

*put rohobbits in the closet* There, no more interference, at least until she wakes up!

[rohobbits]

well well well guess what. I woke up and I give all of you a cup of coffee.
(put sleeping powder in with it)
I lock all of you in a closet and put a permanet charm on the door so it won't
unlock.
then i draw little mustaches and gotees on all your faces with a unibrow.

and hq i was NEVER in love with frodo.
the dirty little mongrel.

now who is the evil one!!!!!

rohobbits

[Hobbit-queen]

You are having crazy and messed up dreams, rohobbits....

Only the Dark Lord Sauron has access to the keys in all of the rooms including the closets. I think Sauron put a little too much knock-out powder in your pie.:rolleyes:
Lay down and take a rest, but not in here. Go in the horse stalls, or go sleep in a trailor. Sauron, have you been giving her somthing "strong" to drink? I know you wouldn't, but she is sure acting like she's drunk. You better do somthing with her before she hurts sombody!
And yes greypilgrim, I know black speech. I am quite fluent in it and just love the way it rolls off the tounge!

-azh nazh durba tuluk
azh nazh gimba tul
azh nazh thraka tuluk
agh ishi burzum krimpa tul-

Yes, I love it! It is so fun!:D
Do you give massages? Well, my back is really hurting me and I need someone to rub it. Hopfully sombody would be willing to do it if it isn't so much to ask.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[greypilgrim]

I'll give you a backrub if you translate what you just said...

could you translate this for me:

"You were carried away and had no shame to suffocate my being"

[Astaldo]

-azh nazh durba tuluk
azh nazh gimba tul
azh nazh thraka tuluk
agh ishi burzum krimpa tul-
Actually the right rime in Black Speech is in my signature below :)

[greypilgrim]

"one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them; one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them." ;)

*even though I got no translation, gives HQ a backrub anyway*

[Hobbit-queen]

Thanks for the back rub, greypilgrim. It was much needed.

Sorry for that error. I'm new to the black world of Mordor and their languages.
I AM a hobbit, of course. I wasn't born and raised in a orc hut in Mordor.
I just know how to say it, not how to write it. I winged the spelling you know.
Well, I do know some elvish but it is only a few words. You should ask Frodo to help you. He's good at figuring out languages. I have never studied it, just picked off words I've heard other people say. Now that we have that clarified, I'll tell you why I've been asking for such exellent service. Well, if you haven't figured it out.....I'm a Hobbit-queen. That's pretty obvious, huh? Yes, I love to be waited on and pampered and well taken care of. I will always give a thanks to anyone who helps me out. I must tell you all thanks. Yes, that means you Lord Sauron and you greypilgrim. You guys have helped me alot over the weeks that I've stayed at this exquisite inn. I really apreciate it.
I love you all!:D *a tear falls down my face* :o I really do! Sorry this is kind of mushy. I hope you know that I care about you! Oh, may I have an orange smothie?

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Lord Sauron]

here is your orange soomthie

[King Aragorn]

Can I have a room please? I'm at college, and need a break...

[Lord Sauron]

sure here is your room key
would you like to be in the role playing game

[King Aragorn]

Thanks for the key. What's the rpg about?

[greypilgrim]

Can I get a plate with:

Kielbasa, sauerkraut, mashed potatoes, rolls (with butter), and cheddar-cheese-covered brocoli on it? Thanks. I also want to order two extra large root beer floats. Have it all sent to my room, pronto!

*goes to my room*

[Hobbit-queen]

Two extra large root beer floats, huh? Sounds nice.
Why are you drinking two? Are you expecting anyone soon, greypilgrim?
Or are you just extremly hugry. I know how it feels to be extremly hungry.
Well, maybe not. I am a Hobbit, and I love to eat. Yeah.....
Everything you ordered seems wonderful, exept for the ......(drum roll)........
.......sauerkraut. I hate it! Just the smell makes me sick. German food doesn't really tickle my tastebuds. Eat what you wanna eat. It doesnt' matter to me.
Well, how's everybody? I'm finer than fine. Thanks for the orange smothie, Lord Sauron. It was very delicious! I'm glad rohobbits is gone. She is bad news.
Well, may I ask for everything that greypilgrim is getting....minus the sauerkraut.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Lord Sauron]

okay here is your food gp. and to answer your ? kink aragorn it is about what would have happened if the dark side would have won

[King Aragorn]

okay here is your food gp. and to answer your ? kink aragorn it is about what would have happened if the dark side would have won

Kink? I'll think about the rp.

[Hobbit-queen]

Wha,ha,ha!

KINK ARAGORN!!! aHHHHH,HA,HA,HA,aaaaaaaaaaaa!
That is great. Sooooo...I guess I'll call you Kinky!

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[greypilgrim]

Why did rohobbits go?

Psalm 13

[King Aragorn]

Wha,ha,ha!

KINK ARAGORN!!! aHHHHH,HA,HA,HA,aaaaaaaaaaaa!
That is great. Sooooo...I guess I'll call you Kinky!

Always,
Hobbit-queen

Ummm....no. I don't think so.

[Hobbit-queen]

Hey, Kinky! Your shoe-laces are untied!!! :D

Wha,ha,ha,ha! (pardon me) I seem to get involved. I apoligize....KINKY!
Never mind. Ahhhh, yes. Secret orders of the Dark Lord have been received.
I shall reveil my plans later. I'm going off track right now. La,la,la....
What to talk about....? Hmmmmm....kinky,kinky,kinky. Kinky made a stinky.
Kinky sucks a binky. Okay, I'll stop. It is very mean, but I guess there is nothing else to talk about.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[rohobbits]

hey here I am. I have been tied up in alot of secret business.
(mmm like ways to get rid of hq) well i just wanted to say don't
call king aragon, kinky. That is just rude.
well bye

rohobbits

[Hobbit-queen]

Oh! I see what you are doing! Trying to make me look bad, huh?

Just because I like to have fun and play around with peoples names doesn't mean I am mean. Does it? Even if I am mean I have people to back me up.
Right, greypilgrim and Lord Sauron? See, I have real friends.
Kinky Aragorn is also my friend. Aren't you Kinky?
Rohobbits doesn't know how to have fun and play around with her people.
She is creepy and comes up with crazy ideas that only exist in her twisted and delirious memory forever and for all eternity.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[King Aragorn]

Please don't call me "Kinky." It really hurts my feelings to be called names. :(

[Hobbit-queen]

At your utmost respect, King Aragorn, I will stop calling you Kinky.

I thought it was funny, but my thoughts need to be bent on more serious matters anyway. Sooooo.....may I have a cup of French Vanilla Coffe, please?

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[King Aragorn]

It's alright HQ. Even KA is alright with me. I just wanted to let you know how I felt.

[Lord Sauron]

here is your coffe hq

[greypilgrim]

Mmm...that food was delicious! Thank you!@ Hey, how come I'm the only one playing the rpg? the shire went up in flames, ohhh, that was so fun watching the whole shire get destroyed!! Whats next??? We gots a lotsa hobbit prisoners, are you sure I can't eat just one? Hobits are tasty for a big Uruk eh? I hope Hobbit-Queen lets Gashbog eat some hobbits, him and his top luitennants, that would be a good reward for a job well done. Well, i'm off! *goes to sleep*

[Hobbit-queen]

Thank you so very much for the coffe, it was wonderful. Absolutly flawless.

Soooooo.....you just has a wonderful dinner, and you want to eat some hobbits?
Hmmm...I might have to think about that, being a hobbit myself. Well, I shall be gone for a few days. I have some business to attend to. When I come back my room better be spottless and totally beautiful. Fit for a Queen. Or a hobbit queen, anyway.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Lord Sauron]

sorry the room was so dirty it had to many spiders had to call an exterminater cause i scared of spiders yuck

[Hobbit-queen]

I didn't give permision to kill my pets!

I said clean the room , Lord Sauron, not exterminate my little sweeties!
I hid Shelob in my closet. If she's dead then your gettin' it! If she is alive then we can send her back to the cave above Minas Morgul and have her eat Frodo.
Spiders are always good for somthing. Like catching worthless flies like Master Baggins.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Lord Sauron]

sorry i didn't go in the closet get her out of here now please

[King Aragorn]

You really don't like spiders, do you Lord Sauron. :)

[Hobbit-queen]

Okay, I'll send her off.

It will have to be at night though. She doesn't like the sun at all. Any bright lights hurt her sparkling eyes. (she has many)
I wish Frodo didn't have the Phial of Galadriel. That's bad news for Shelob.
I'll send her back tonight.
Do you have any fried orc in the kitchen. If so, then can some kind soul feed her for me.:) I have a hard time of it because I'm so small. She needs a snack before the journey. She needs to guard the paths of Mordor. They need her and my closet doesn't. She's so sweet. You should at least try to like her.
Give her a pat on the abdomin. She's like a puppy dog.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[King Aragorn]

*whispers* Yeah, I'll feed her...some spider poison.

*whistles innocently*

[greypilgrim]

I think I'll to walk to Mordor with shelob

[Lord Sauron]

just get her away from me please

[Lord Sauron]

oh and here is some rats the orcs found in the other inns. they go in those places and steal food. you know there inns are not clean, but i am so powerful i can say be clean and *whoof* its clean. another trademark of the dark lord

[Lord Sauron]

i will like her if you get her away from me.

[Hobbit-queen]

Yes Greypilgrim, Shelob is your's to take.

You will have to be careful though. She is extremely sensitive. You could hurt her feelings. I doubt you will, even though she is very sensitive. Spiders are gifts from above, they should never be abused. Walk her to Mordor. Make sure she doesn't fall into any harm. If you hurt her I will give her specific orders to eat you for SECOND BREAKFAST! Mark my words! :mad:

Always, :)

Hobbit-queen

[King Aragorn]

The only good spider is a dead spider

[Lord Sauron]

amen to that, but don't tell shelob i said that

[King Aragorn]

Don't worry Lord Sauron. I didn't hear a thing

[Lord Sauron]

thanks :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :D

[King Aragorn]

no problem :)

[greypilgrim]

"C'mon Shelob, it's alright...there." *puts the leash on* ..."Now thats not so bad is it?"

[Hobbit-queen]

Well, you better be off Greypilgrim. You have a task to perform for me. I want to see that it is done in a quick manner because I'm tired of listening to King Aragorn (Kinky) and Lord Sauron blab on about their dislike of my Shelob. She is a living creature like everyone of us. She should be treated like one. If you two keep rambling on about this....I will have her wrap you up in spider silk and tie you to a crevice in the rock. :mad: She'll sting you, so you'll fall asleep and your girlish screaming won't be heard all over Mordor. I'll do it! I'm a Hobbit on the edge!!!
Thank you, Greypilgrim, for seeing somthing beautiful and good out of Shelob's eyes. ;) "SOME PEOPLE" ;) can't appreciate what she means to me.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[greypilgrim]

I do expect to be paid for my services

[King Aragorn]

...King Aragorn (Kinky)...


Alright, that's it! I've had just about enough of you and your calling me names HQ! :mad: *picks up a rock, and hurls it at Shelob, and then grabs a key from Lord Sauron, and stomps out of the room*

[Hobbit-queen]

HEY!!!

I had the legal right to call you that name. You insulted my spider so I can insult you. I would have never called you Kinky if you hadn't of thrown names at Shelob. She has feelings you know.....:mad:
(I run to a corner, my hands catching my tears and my curls bouncing everywhere)

*sob, sob, pout...*
:(

[King Aragorn]

*comes back downstairs and glares at HQ*

I never called Shelob names. I was talking about spiders in general. Not giant spiders. :mad:

[Hobbit-queen]

*tears roll freely down my face as I stare back at "KING" Aragorn*

I'm sorry I misunderstood your lingo. Leave the world of spiders alone. Don't insult them. Small spiders kill the flies that bug us to death, and well.....the large ones are capable of killing our foes. So think next time you say somthing about spiders "KING" Aragorn.
Okay, that's the end of that.
Yes you will be rewarded handsomely, Greypilgrim.
*we go in a faraway corner, and I begin to wisper in your ear*

(I robbed Bag-end before I came here. There is a stash of Dwarven gold under my bed in my room upstairs. You are welcomed to half of it, and only half. If you take anymore I will see to it that you are gutted like a fish. :mad: I have every peice accounted for, like the dragon Smaug himself. I'll know if you or anyone else takes even one peice too much.)

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[King Aragorn]

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings HQ. I just have a general disliking of spiders.

[Lord Sauron]

Oh hq just remeber that I am already your leader and i can have an order to have you killed. plus i would like some of your money that is under your bed. remeber i hear and see all. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hobbit-queen]

Heh, heh,heh......

You can't have that gold.....because you don't know the password.;) There is a password to the giant chest that contains Bilbo's treasure. Only Greypilgrim and myself know it. The password is the thing you didn't hear. I'm sending Greypilgrim a private message containing the password. He will get it shortly.
Nothing can break it's seal.....it is magic of the Elves, once thought to be lost.
Not even a dark lord can fracture the hard chest. It is surrounded by elven magic and won't budge to anything but the correct password being said.
Greypilgrim will be handsomely paid for his duties.
He will be held in hight honor, forever in my mind.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[greypilgrim]

Under the bed, right where she said it would be, was a treasure chest. Pulling it out, I get a sense of power from it, I can feel the elf magic protecting it. Haltingly, I speak the words...and it clicked! So I opened it and, I divided all the gold and took exactly half.

*takes one extra coin and puts the chest away*

[Hobbit-queen]

One extra coin is yours for the taking. You deserved it.

Some people don't appreciate the odd-ball creatures of Middle Earth, and I'm glad you took on the task of returning Shelob to her rightful place.
So you got the password? It was very unique, and totally elvish. :p
I'm thinking of investing the rest of the treasure into somthing......I just don't know what. What do you think? Oh, Lord Sauron! May I have a fresh ginger ale, please? It shall be gladly appreciated. I might just spend some of the money fixing up this joint.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Lord Sauron]

I will kindly give you this ginger ale and permission to remodel if you give the password to the chest

[King Aragorn]

Can I get a room for a while? I'm back, and I would like stay here. Also, make sure it's spider free please.

[Lord Sauron]

Sure here is your key, you want have to worry about spiders in your room i have put a spell on it that nobody knows the reverse spell for it.

[Hobbit-queen]

Heh, heh, heh.....no.

You shall never know the password. It is between me and Greypilgrim. If you know some elvish, you might be able to figure it out. ;) Ha,ha,ha!
I could scurry over to the Prancing Pony and get a ginger ale if I wanted. It's not like you are cutting me off from nourishment. I can get food and drink.
I'm a hobbit, I know how to live. You could try to guess the password. If you get it correct, I shall tell you.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[King Aragorn]

Thanks Lord Sauron. *takes the key and goes up to her room*

[Lord Sauron]

here is your drink i guess i will never know the password to get the money but i warn you.

[Hobbit-queen]

Thanks for the ginger ale.

Oh, don't warn me about anything. I'm always prepared. Hobbits know elvish you know......;) You could always strangle one to get the answer. Bilbo knows the password. I'm the one who got it out of him. I tied him to a chair and threatened to take his ring. I probably would have taken it, If I had only known of it's importance. This was a long time ago. I gave it back to him once I knew the password. The next night I robbed all of his gold and took the chest.
It was as easy as nailing jello to a tree. :mad: He had traps in his house. I fell through several pits before I made it out. I still have the scars to prove it.
Heh, heh, heh....too bad that Bilbo is in Rivendel, isn't it? What a pitty......
MwahahaHaHaHahahahaaaaaaa!

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[King Aragorn]

Not all hobbits know elvish though...

[Lord Sauron]

exeactly, hq bilbo told you the password and you told us how to get the password *puts a spell on hq,to were he could control her, he starts making here walk to a chair and fetches a rope and ties her tot he chair tight* hahahahahahahhahahahhahaha this is your mistake if you would not have told me how to get the password this would have not of happen. and while were wating for the pasword to be reveled i have something else in plan *puts a strong spell on grey pilgram so he can control him* now that i have gotten the two people who have the password under a strong spell that will make them remember things that were very painful that has happened to the the will feel how they felt and see the horrible things that caused it to them.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa now tell me who is evil. Plus this spell can't be broken unless the dark lord ,aka me, decides to lift the spell.so we will see which one of you betreys the other and spills the password out to me. whoever tells me the password will be lifted of the spell the other one will be left like that till the day they die. While i am at it, i am going to place a spell over this inn so noone can get in and no one can get out. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha hahahahhhahhaha

[Hobbit-queen]

NOOOOOOOOOO!

The password is.......
The password is................
Oh, no! I can't do it! I can't betray Greypilgrim. He is a friend.
Blast you Lord Sauron! I dunno...... I could maybe write you a message and tell you the password....
What is riches to a dark lord anyway?
You have all the power in the world, and you want a bit of dwarven gold?
You are weak. Men are weak. The ring wraiths should be perishing anytime now.
Your time has almost ended, Lord Sauron.
*I give you a sinister glare out of a tangle of brown curls*
All right, I'll tell you............its......

[Lord Sauron]

Go on tell it. Or you and grey piligram will be destroyed. I can't die the ring is mine you hear the ring is mine and with every little bad memory you have the ring gives me more and more power which i can destroy the world with. hahahahahahahahahahahaha tell the password or both of you who are on my side will be destroyed along with the world. Remember i am gaing power and strenght go ahead and tell. Don't worry if you betrey your friend. If he is your real friend he would foregive you. but you will have to carry the burden that you told me. So are you going to tell or am i going to have to destroy you along with the world.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hobbit-queen]

Calm down!!!! :eek:

What have you been on?! Gosh!
Whew...okay, I'll tell you. It is (lickety-split).....but I warn you......
If the wrong password is said to the chest.........KA-BOOOOOOM!
Sianarra! Remember to say the right password....*hmmmm, la,la,la...whistle, whistle....*