Role playing game

[Lord Sauron]

I have decided to start a role playing game. It is about what happens when the Dark Side wins in lord of the rings. I would like to know how many people would like to join in and what character they would like to be. With me as Lord Saroun. please reply on this thread.

[Astaldo]

I would like to participate. I always liked Saruman.

[Lord Sauron]

Okay your the first so your him

[Astaldo]

So what does the eye commands? ;) Shall we wait for others?

[Lord Sauron]

yeah we shall wait for others. But i hope you know that the rp is in the fourm from eldamar to erebor

[Astaldo]

Yes don't worry I saw it.

[Hobbit-queen]

Yes, I am finally here! At your command, Lord Sauron!

Hmmm....who shall I be. Okay, Lord Sauron. Since you are familliar with me and my threads could you choose a role for me. I really don't know who to be.
(cough,cough, evil-hobbit-mistress, cough,cough) ;)
Never mind. Well, please choose for me. YOU are the Dark lord. Oh, and try not to poison me this time.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Hobbit-queen]

tick-tock...tick-tock...tick-tock...tick-tock....

I'M WAITING FOR YOUR MIGHTY DECICION LORD SAURON!!!
PLEASE HURRY IF YOU CAN!!!!!!

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Lord Sauron]

I guess you can be the evil hobbit mistress

[Hobbit-queen]

Mwaaaaaa,ha,haaaaaaa,ha,Haaaaaaaa!

You think I have my laugh down yet? I am the Evil Hobbit Mistress and everything! Woooooooo! I think I need to calm down and take this "Evil" thing seriously. Okay, inhale.....exhale. Gooooood! I'm ready and at your command Lord Sauron! Oh, and you too Saruman.....not that I want to forget you or anything....

Always,
Hobbit-queen

Mwaaaaaa,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,Haaaaaa,ha,ha!

[greypilgrim]

I will be an orc captain to carry out your evil demands. I will serve the white hand or the red eye.

[Astaldo]

You're welcome to my armies GP. You could be my miltary leader. :)

[Astaldo]

And Hobbit-queen aren't you my link to Shire that gives me pipeweed? :)

[Lord Sauron]

Good good we need just a little more prople and we are off and about

[Astaldo]

We can start and then everyone who wants to join can start from that point.

[Hobbit-queen]

Fifty barrels of the finest Long-bottom leaf! (I love this job!)

Nice to see gp is serving The Dark Lord and Saruman. Great way to start.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Astaldo]

You shall be paid as usual my dear Hobbit-queen. Bag-end is yours to use it in any way you want.

[Hobbit-queen]

Hmmmmmmm....

Should I burn it to the ground, or should I make slaves out of my fellow hobbits?
What does the eye command, Sauron?

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[greypilgrim]

why not do both?

[Lord Sauron]

yes do both. gp let her take an army of orcs. destroy the town then capture and put the hobbits in captivite

[greypilgrim]

*salutes* yes sir, boss, right away! I sent a DETACHMENT, AND i AM WITH THEM (IN THE GAME) GO LOOK!

[greypilgrim]

woo-hoo! the game has begun! woo-hoo!

[Hobbit-queen]

Ohhhhhhhhh....I'm powerful!

I command an army of the finest Urk-Hai to enter Hobbiton on the west side!
Burn the village to the ground and make sure every Hobbit lass and man is captured and in chains by night fall.

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Astaldo]

Destroy everything except the Mathom House. It will be needed in the near future. :)

[Lord Sauron]

*eye of saroun points out the trail to the shire to destroy it*

[Hobbit-queen]

Ahh, yes. Destroy it all, exept the Mathom house. I have orders given to me that will change the future!

I want special care taken to Bilbo. Shave the hair from his feet and make sure he never sees another Hobbit again. (exepet me) Let me wring his neck.
The others shall be chained and brought into Mordor. Some can cook for
"The Council of the Great Eye" and others can garden and some can just be entertainers. Wha,ha,ha,ha! I love this job!

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[greypilgrim]

As you wish *bows*

[Astaldo]

You will have time to play with this filthy Ringfounder but first he must be sent to me for some questioning.

"Goshbag sent him to me with 50 of your soldiers"

[Hobbit-queen]

Yes, the Shire is almost finished. I'll be glad when every peice of it is turned into ash. I've always liked Mordor better. It is so cozy and warm. The sulfuric acid is nice to. Go ahead and question the little traitor. Rinse his mind of good times and see that he is locked away in a single cell. The others shall work for us good folk in Mordor!

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Lord Sauron]

*yes,yes,yes,YES destory them all*

[Astaldo]

For one more time my little Halfling you made a very good work. You now what you have to do now.

As for you Goshbag: great work too, but you are not finished. Hobbit-queen will give you your new orders.

My Lord everything is as they should be. Do you need anything alse to be done?

[Lord Sauron]

*look into my eye and you shall see how happy i am*

[Hobbit-queen]

Hmmmmm...ah, yes the orders. I have them in my pocket somewhere.....

Ah ha! :p Orders: The Orcs should go to the old kingdom of Angmar and re-establish Carn-Dum. The city must be ready to host a great number of armies.

These orders are for Goshbag to follow. Please follow them as directed and show no mercy! Yeah, we've gotta build a mega army that will take over Middle-earth.
Sounds exighting! Hop to it Goshbag! AND THATS AND ORDER!

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[greypilgrim]

HQ, you have been attacked by an eagle, and shot in the leg w/an arrow! But don't worry, youre styill alive and akickin! Just now, Gashbog has you in "safekeeping" hehehe

[Hobbit-queen]

*rolling painfully onto one side and facing gp.*

Oh, gosh! You are laughing. Why are you laughing? I demand an answer.
Or will Lord Sauron have to squeeze it out of you? What the HECK happened to me anyway. Attacked by an eagle? My sides hurt and there is a burning sensation in my leg! Someone better answer to my desperate calls and yells, because you wouldn't wanna see me mad, would you?
Go ahead with those orders gp. If they are not done, I will see to it that the Dark Lord kicks you off of this league of evil beings!

Always,
Hobbit-queen

[Lord Sauron]

8don't worry hq, go to the edge of my eye and take my medicine*

[greypilgrim]

ok, how many reinforcements are there? do I get any fun weapons?

[Lord Sauron]

*i suposee sourman give him a bomb*

[Astaldo]

I don't know the number but it's a big host so becareful. I will send you some new weapons for torturing as soon as possible.

[Hobbit-queen]

Thanks for the medicine. I'm feeling better already.

Torture, huh? Sounds fun. Lets play a game....
How many pathetic imps can you torture in an hour. Lets see....
(AHHHHHHH!) that's one....