The Story of Lord Sauron and Evil Side

[Lord Sauron]

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[Lord Sauron]

Here we go my story is about to begin.

[greypilgrim]

OOC-this okay Lord Sauron?...

The 10,000 (ten thousand!) orcs set out from Orthanc, Tower of Sorcery.

At their lead was Gashbog, a terrible Uruk-Hai who had been on countless raids (he even chased the fellowship to the Anduin!) during his master's war for the ring, Saruman, the white wizard turned Saruman of many colors, succesful in his plots against the west.

They brought with them Hobbit-Queen, an evil mistress of the Shire, dark and beautiful.

She it was there, upon a golden bed carried by four large Uruks, giving orders and whipping them to move faster, heading towards the home of her people, to enslave them and destroy their homes and villages, and become a true and powerful "Hobbit-Queen".

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"Gah" said Gashbog. "The boss has some plans for the little people!"

General approval and curses of halflings, amid some grumbling about what that meant for them, was heard rumbling through the crowd of marching orcs nearby.

[Astaldo]

"Defeat the Halflings quickly" said Saruman to Gashbog before he set off from Orthanc. "There is something more important that needs to be done. Hobbit-queen will inform you as soon as your task will be done."

[greypilgrim]

Report: Shire Attack

the Shire has been destroyed my lord. Many hobbits put up a fight but the miserable little creatures were killed, the rest laid down their arms. Mathom house was the only building left standing, everything else was burned to the ground. Bilbo was nowhere to be found, neither was frodo. All hobbits summarily bound and gagged, and tortured for information.

Total losses, 10 Uruk.
Total kills, 35 hobbits, the shire.
Prisoners taken, over 400 hobbits, a few humans.
Top Secret Information aquired, Bilbo in Rivendell, Hobbit Queen has price on her head.
Spoils of war, 350 barrels of pipe weed (dispatched to orthanc yesterday my lord)

Am awaiting further orders

Gasbog the Strangler

[Astaldo]

Great Gashbog! Great. In case my dear Hobbit-queen did not gave you your new orders here they are.

"Head with your army to Angmar and make as soon as possible Carn Dum ready to host great armies. Be quick. Report yourself when you are finished."

Report to Lord Sauron:
" Shire is destroyed and most of the Hobbits were captured. Bilbo is in Rivendell. My armies are heading to Carn Dum. I will report as soon as they are finished. What else the eye commands?"

[Lord Sauron]

*you know what i want my child*

[greypilgrim]

Report: Secured

Made secure the area of Angmar, Carn Dum. No enemy resistance but harried by spies. Remaining hobbits dispatched to orthanc. Some taken northwards with us for food supplies. Will await further orders here.

Updates:
Hobbit-Queen was injured in an assassination attempt (foiled). She is now a captive of Gashbog (for safekeeping)... The assassin said this before he died:
"The elves made me do it."

Have depleted food supplies, requesting reinforcements and supplies.

Gashbog the Strangler
-Angmar

[Astaldo]

Great Gashbog. Continue guarding Carn-Dum unitl Lord Sauron sends his armies. S for reinforcements I will sent some very soon. Be careful of Hobbit Queen. We nned her.

[Lord Sauron]

*send the armies now*

[Astaldo]

Goshbag get ready the armies are coming. I don't want anuthing to be wrong.

[Lord Sauron]

*tell him if he does mess up i shall have him killed*

[Astaldo]

Don't mess it Gashbag. Otherwise you will feel the wrath of the Eye and the White Hand.

[Lord Sauron]

*this is taking to long go my armies destroy everything in your path towns mountains everthin and anything innocent people, also destroy frodo sam pippin and merry, gandalf, aragon all of the people trying to destroy you and me now GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.*