Having fun with the Ring...

[Dimwit]

Do you suppose the ring would work if you slipped onto one of your toes? Or better yet, i wonder what would happen if you (perhaps accidently) swallow the ring.

[Obbit Trifill]

Would one or two Rolaids to the trick?

Or would some gastro-intestinal enzyme try to keep the ring for itself? You know, like the Evil King of Gas?!