WildWeazel
09-21-2005, 08:06 PM
This is something I came up with one day when I had way too much time on my hands. Enjoy. :D
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A lot of people seem to not know much about The Lord of the Rings, even after watching the movies. For those of you who are too lazy to read the 1008 page book, this is what it's all about:
PART I: The Fellowship of the Ring
Bad dude makes magic ring.
Bad dude tries to take over the world.
Everybody else decides to work together.
Bad dude gets his butt kicked.
Stupid dude takes ring.
Stupid dude dies.
Ring sits around for 2500 years.
Creepy dude finds ring.
Creepy dude hides.
Ring sits around for 500 years.
Short dude finds ring.
Short dude gives ring to little dude.
Short dude runs away.
Tall dude figures out what ring is.
Tall dude tells little dude about bad dude.
Tall dude tells little dude to run away.
Little dude and friends run away.
Little dude and friends get chased by bad horse dudes.
Little dude and friends meet ranger dude.
Ranger dude saves little dude and friends.
Ranger dude takes little dude and friends on a hike.
Little dude gets stabbed by bad horse dude.
Elf dude shows up.
Elf dude saves little dude.
Elf dude takes little dude to cool house.
Everybody talks about little dude and ring.
Everybody decides to destroy ring.
Little dude says he will do it.
Friends, tall dude, ranger dude, dwarf, other elf, and other dude go with him.
Everybody climbs up a mountain.
Crazy dude makes a snowstorm.
Everybody climbs back down the mountain.
Everybody goes in a cave.
Tall dude gets lost.
Everybody gets attacked by nasty dudes.
Everybody gets chased by flaming dude.
Tall dude makes flaming dude fall down a hole.
Flaming dude makes tall dude fall down a hole.
Everybody else gets away.
Everybody goes in the woods.
Queen chick gives little dude a pep talk.
Queen chick gives everybody presents.
Everybody floats off in boats.
Everybody sets up camp.
Other dude tries to take ring from little dude.
Little dude flips out and leaves.
Best friend goes with him.
Everybody else gets attacked by nasty dudes.
PART II: The Two Towers
Other dude gets shot.
Other friends get kidnapped.
Ranger dude, dwarf, and elf chase nasty dudes.
Ranger dude, dwarf, and elf find cool horse dudes.
Cool horse dudes think they killed friends.
Ranger dude, dwarf, and elf flip out.
Ranger dude, dwarf, and elf find tracks and go into forest.
Tall dude is back with new robe.
Tall dude saw friends with tree dude.
Tree dude is ticked.
Tall dude and company go to cool horse dude place.
King dude has gone wack.
Tall dude fixes king dude and kicks out sneaky dude.
King dude wants to kick some butt.
Crazy dude is attacking cool horse dudes.
King dude sends everybody to rock fort.
Everybody flips out.
Cool horse dudes beat crazy dude's nasty dudes.
Tree dudes mess up crazy dude's tower.
Little dude and best friend wander around.
Creepy dude follows little dude.
Little dude and best friend catch creepy dude.
Creepy dude promises to be good.
Creepy dude takes little dude and best friend through a marsh.
Creepy dude shows little dude and best friend big gate.
Little dude flips out.
Creepy dude takes little dude and best friend through woods.
Forest dudes catch little dude and best friend.
Little dude talks too much.
Captain dude is dead other dude's brother.
Captain dude wants to kill creepy dude.
Little dude stops captain dude.
Little dude, best friend, and creepy dude leave.
Creepy dude takes little dude and best friend to creepy city.
Everybody climbs up a mountain.
Creepy dude tricks little dude.
Little dude yells at best friend.
Best friend leaves.
Little dude goes in cave.
Creepy dude leaves.
Little dude gets spider bite.
Best friend comes back.
Best friend kills spider.
Nasty dudes carry off little dude.
Best friend follows nasty dudes.
PART III: The Return of the King
King dude, tall dude, ranger dude, dwarf, and elf meet tree dude and friends.
Crazy dude is ticked.
Friend finds shiny ball.
Everybody goes back to cool horse dude place.
Friend looks at shiny ball.
Everybody flips out.
Tall dude knows what bad dude is thinking.
Bad dude wants to kill screwed dudes.
Everybody gets ready to kick some butt.
Tall dude and friend leave.
Tall dude and friend go to screwed dudes' city.
Tall dude and friend meet steward dude.
Friend talks too much.
Friend meets nice dude.
Nice dude tells friend about screwed dudes.
Other ranger dude finds king dude and company.
Other ranger dude gives ranger dude big sword.
Ranger dude, dwarf, and elf leave.
Ranger dude, dwarf, and elf go in cave.
Dead dudes get ticked.
Ranger dude talks to dead dudes.
Dead dudes get ready to kick some butt.
Ranger dudeand dead dudes take a hike.
Cool horse dudes ride to screwed dudes' city.
Princess chick pretends to be cool horse dude.
Other friend rides with princess chick.
Nasty dudes attack river fort.
Captain dude gets butt kicked.
Captain dude runs away.
Steward dude makes captain dude go back.
Captain dude gets butt kicked.
Captain dude runs away.
Nasty dudes attack screwed dudes' city.
Bad horse dudes show up.
Cool horse dudes show up.
Elephants show up.
Everybody fights.
Bad horse dude hurts king dude.
Princess chick and other friend kill bad horse dude.
King dude dies.
Ranger dude and dead dudes show up on boats.
Dead dudes kick some butt.
Captain dude is hurt.
Steward dude tries to burn self and captain dude.
Tall dude saves captain dude.
Steward dude jumps off cliff.
Friend finds other friend.
Everybody gets fixed.
Everybody flips out.
Ranger dude tricks bad dude.
Ranger dude leads evreybody to big gate.
Big gate opens.
Everybody is screwed.
Something about eagles.
Best friend saves little dude.
Little dude and best friend take a hike.
Little dude and best friend pretend to be nasty dudes.
Little dude and best friend run away.
Little dude and best friend climb volcano.
Creepy dude shows up.
Creepy dude flips out.
Best friend throws rock at creepy dude.
Little dude goes in volcano.
Little dude wants ring.
Everybody flips out.
Creepy dude and little dude wrestle.
Creepy dude and little dude fall off cliff.
Little dude grabs rock.
Creepy dude and ring fall in lava.
Creepy dude melts.
Best friend saves little dude.
Ring melts.
All hell breaks loose.
Little dude and best friend run away.
Volcano melts.
Bad dude's tower falls over.
Nasty dudes fall in hole.
Screwed dudes aren't screwed anymore.
Tall dude sees eagle.
Eagle takes tall dude to volcano.
Eagles save little dude and best friend.
Everybody is happy.
Ranger dude become king dude.
Everybody gets married.
Everybody goes home.
Little dude's place is messed up.
Crazy dude did it.
Little dude and friends kill weird dudes.
Little dude finds crazy dude and sneaky dude.
Sneaky dude kills crazy dude.
Friends kill sneaky dude.
Everybody goes to the beach.
Tall dude, short dude, little dude, queen chick, and elf dudes float away on boat.
Best friend goes home.
Best friend tells wife he's back.
THE END
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A lot of people seem to not know much about The Lord of the Rings, even after watching the movies. For those of you who are too lazy to read the 1008 page book, this is what it's all about:
PART I: The Fellowship of the Ring
Bad dude makes magic ring.
Bad dude tries to take over the world.
Everybody else decides to work together.
Bad dude gets his butt kicked.
Stupid dude takes ring.
Stupid dude dies.
Ring sits around for 2500 years.
Creepy dude finds ring.
Creepy dude hides.
Ring sits around for 500 years.
Short dude finds ring.
Short dude gives ring to little dude.
Short dude runs away.
Tall dude figures out what ring is.
Tall dude tells little dude about bad dude.
Tall dude tells little dude to run away.
Little dude and friends run away.
Little dude and friends get chased by bad horse dudes.
Little dude and friends meet ranger dude.
Ranger dude saves little dude and friends.
Ranger dude takes little dude and friends on a hike.
Little dude gets stabbed by bad horse dude.
Elf dude shows up.
Elf dude saves little dude.
Elf dude takes little dude to cool house.
Everybody talks about little dude and ring.
Everybody decides to destroy ring.
Little dude says he will do it.
Friends, tall dude, ranger dude, dwarf, other elf, and other dude go with him.
Everybody climbs up a mountain.
Crazy dude makes a snowstorm.
Everybody climbs back down the mountain.
Everybody goes in a cave.
Tall dude gets lost.
Everybody gets attacked by nasty dudes.
Everybody gets chased by flaming dude.
Tall dude makes flaming dude fall down a hole.
Flaming dude makes tall dude fall down a hole.
Everybody else gets away.
Everybody goes in the woods.
Queen chick gives little dude a pep talk.
Queen chick gives everybody presents.
Everybody floats off in boats.
Everybody sets up camp.
Other dude tries to take ring from little dude.
Little dude flips out and leaves.
Best friend goes with him.
Everybody else gets attacked by nasty dudes.
PART II: The Two Towers
Other dude gets shot.
Other friends get kidnapped.
Ranger dude, dwarf, and elf chase nasty dudes.
Ranger dude, dwarf, and elf find cool horse dudes.
Cool horse dudes think they killed friends.
Ranger dude, dwarf, and elf flip out.
Ranger dude, dwarf, and elf find tracks and go into forest.
Tall dude is back with new robe.
Tall dude saw friends with tree dude.
Tree dude is ticked.
Tall dude and company go to cool horse dude place.
King dude has gone wack.
Tall dude fixes king dude and kicks out sneaky dude.
King dude wants to kick some butt.
Crazy dude is attacking cool horse dudes.
King dude sends everybody to rock fort.
Everybody flips out.
Cool horse dudes beat crazy dude's nasty dudes.
Tree dudes mess up crazy dude's tower.
Little dude and best friend wander around.
Creepy dude follows little dude.
Little dude and best friend catch creepy dude.
Creepy dude promises to be good.
Creepy dude takes little dude and best friend through a marsh.
Creepy dude shows little dude and best friend big gate.
Little dude flips out.
Creepy dude takes little dude and best friend through woods.
Forest dudes catch little dude and best friend.
Little dude talks too much.
Captain dude is dead other dude's brother.
Captain dude wants to kill creepy dude.
Little dude stops captain dude.
Little dude, best friend, and creepy dude leave.
Creepy dude takes little dude and best friend to creepy city.
Everybody climbs up a mountain.
Creepy dude tricks little dude.
Little dude yells at best friend.
Best friend leaves.
Little dude goes in cave.
Creepy dude leaves.
Little dude gets spider bite.
Best friend comes back.
Best friend kills spider.
Nasty dudes carry off little dude.
Best friend follows nasty dudes.
PART III: The Return of the King
King dude, tall dude, ranger dude, dwarf, and elf meet tree dude and friends.
Crazy dude is ticked.
Friend finds shiny ball.
Everybody goes back to cool horse dude place.
Friend looks at shiny ball.
Everybody flips out.
Tall dude knows what bad dude is thinking.
Bad dude wants to kill screwed dudes.
Everybody gets ready to kick some butt.
Tall dude and friend leave.
Tall dude and friend go to screwed dudes' city.
Tall dude and friend meet steward dude.
Friend talks too much.
Friend meets nice dude.
Nice dude tells friend about screwed dudes.
Other ranger dude finds king dude and company.
Other ranger dude gives ranger dude big sword.
Ranger dude, dwarf, and elf leave.
Ranger dude, dwarf, and elf go in cave.
Dead dudes get ticked.
Ranger dude talks to dead dudes.
Dead dudes get ready to kick some butt.
Ranger dudeand dead dudes take a hike.
Cool horse dudes ride to screwed dudes' city.
Princess chick pretends to be cool horse dude.
Other friend rides with princess chick.
Nasty dudes attack river fort.
Captain dude gets butt kicked.
Captain dude runs away.
Steward dude makes captain dude go back.
Captain dude gets butt kicked.
Captain dude runs away.
Nasty dudes attack screwed dudes' city.
Bad horse dudes show up.
Cool horse dudes show up.
Elephants show up.
Everybody fights.
Bad horse dude hurts king dude.
Princess chick and other friend kill bad horse dude.
King dude dies.
Ranger dude and dead dudes show up on boats.
Dead dudes kick some butt.
Captain dude is hurt.
Steward dude tries to burn self and captain dude.
Tall dude saves captain dude.
Steward dude jumps off cliff.
Friend finds other friend.
Everybody gets fixed.
Everybody flips out.
Ranger dude tricks bad dude.
Ranger dude leads evreybody to big gate.
Big gate opens.
Everybody is screwed.
Something about eagles.
Best friend saves little dude.
Little dude and best friend take a hike.
Little dude and best friend pretend to be nasty dudes.
Little dude and best friend run away.
Little dude and best friend climb volcano.
Creepy dude shows up.
Creepy dude flips out.
Best friend throws rock at creepy dude.
Little dude goes in volcano.
Little dude wants ring.
Everybody flips out.
Creepy dude and little dude wrestle.
Creepy dude and little dude fall off cliff.
Little dude grabs rock.
Creepy dude and ring fall in lava.
Creepy dude melts.
Best friend saves little dude.
Ring melts.
All hell breaks loose.
Little dude and best friend run away.
Volcano melts.
Bad dude's tower falls over.
Nasty dudes fall in hole.
Screwed dudes aren't screwed anymore.
Tall dude sees eagle.
Eagle takes tall dude to volcano.
Eagles save little dude and best friend.
Everybody is happy.
Ranger dude become king dude.
Everybody gets married.
Everybody goes home.
Little dude's place is messed up.
Crazy dude did it.
Little dude and friends kill weird dudes.
Little dude finds crazy dude and sneaky dude.
Sneaky dude kills crazy dude.
Friends kill sneaky dude.
Everybody goes to the beach.
Tall dude, short dude, little dude, queen chick, and elf dudes float away on boat.
Best friend goes home.
Best friend tells wife he's back.
THE END