RP 12: Northern Hunt

[Eogthea]

Eogthea blows her hunting-horn to call her people together. She has their horses hitched to some trees, waiting for their riders. Her sword is in its sheathe on her belt, her staff in hand, and calls out, "Come! The hunt shall be on! Tis still many nights away, we shall go to battle!"

[Dain Ironfoot]

dain walks right by his stalion and gets on his pet dragon....

[Eogthea]

Eogthea laughs *So you're not taking any of your supplies, Dain?"

[Arathin]

Arathin walks up to Eogthea. "Good to see you my friend. And you too Dain. Where are the others? Not here yet?" Her ring on finger, bow and quiver on shoulder, and sword in sheathe; she removes her horse, Shadowfax's, saddle. Replacing the supplies, she hopes on to his back with amazing skill and grace. Shadowfax prances around a bit; raring to be off at last. Arathin pats his neck and whispers to him. He seems to agree with whatever it was that she said, for he nodds his head and stands still again.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Frigida gets on her pony, going over her inventory, and blast she almost forgot her handkerchief. She rummages through her bags screaming, "NOt the handkercheif!" as the others scream,"you don't need the handkerchief." Frigida pouts saying fine as she leaps up onto her pony.

[Arathin]

Arathin and Shadowfax are ancious to be off. "I wonder where the others are we should start soon. Weither they come now or catch up later, we must be gone soon.

[Eogthea]

Eogthea turns to Arathin and Shadowfax, "You would do well to stay with the group, Arathin. You might think you know all woods as you are a ranger, but there are things that dwell this far north that you haven't dreamt of, not in your wildest nightmare. You will endanger us all if you go ahead, yet we leave now. The others will find us as they come for I will mark the way." She mounts her horse and leads the others out of the glade, marking every couple feet with a heavy hoofprint.

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain flys above the rest of the group and yells down "there is a group of them up ahead, be on your gard!!" he says as he flys ahead to fight them off....

[HLGStrider]

"Wait for me!" a shrill voice cries. Elgee i Nanar rushes up. She'd packed lightly with just a small pack and quiver, her bow, and a lot of medicine bottles hung from a strange beaded necklace about her neck. She was riding a large cat.
"Oh no..." Dain moaned. "Her again... and with cats!"

[WarriorMay]

"That's nice!" shouts May. "Just leave me behind why don't you! ;)" Runs to catch up to the group and jumps onto her horse. "You really thought I was going to miss out on all the fun?"

[Arathin]

"Well it's about time you two. Where have you been? We have been waiting. Come on there's battle a foot accurding to Dain. Let's go." Shadowfax takes off, careful to stay within the pace of the others. Everyone rides at a gallop, and heads toward the on-coming battle.

[WarriorMay]

Rides slowly behind everyone else then speeds up.
"Hey, anyone know where we're going? Because I have no clue what so ever." she asks.

[Ciryaher]

A blur quickly approaches, and heavy footsteps ruffle the leaves. The blur slowly takes the shape of Ciryaher, leading his horse.

"I am prepared for the hunt, whatever it may be!," he says quickly, drawing his bearded axe. He leaps upon his horse and binds his buckler upon his arm, then checks his scimitar in its sheath as he sets himself in the light saddle.

[Galan`Black]

Rides on his horse out of the wilderness woods.
"I am ready to go and where ever you go, I shall be by your side."
Has his staff on his hand and is prepared.

[WarriorMay]

Her horse prances around a little and then starts to gallop. "Whoa! Slow down there Lighting." Looks at the rest of the group as her horse continues to prance.

[Dain Ironfoot]

dain looks at the new-commers and laughs......

[Ciryaher]

Ciryaher notices Dain's laughter, and slowly fades out of view.

The haughty dwarf is surprised to suddenly see Ciryaher grinning at him to his left, his massive bearded-axe in hand.

[Tar-Ancalime]

*rode along asking*
when'll we be stopping for elevnesess

[WarriorMay]

Rides in between everyone. "Where are we going?"

[Tar-Ancalime]

we're hunting for the evil white rabbit society! They'll never conquer me or my enchanted toothpick

[WarriorMay]

"Hehe, sorry I almost forgot." She smiles.

[razzy]

they see a large hobbit running into view... "If you see a small hobbi-" he was interupted by an angry shout. "RAZZY!" he gulps. "I wasn't here." he said smilinghe then climbs on to a large dog and rides off stopping only for a small white rabit.

[Tar-Ancalime]

" anyone vote for stopping for elevensess!?"

*feels stomach*
My tummys grumbling its' so hungry
*rides back and helps razzy on the back of her pony*

[razzy]

His legs hit the ground and the pony nays in protest. "Looks like i'm a bit to big." he said smiling. they then noticed he was the size of a medium sized man. but with very fury feet. he was odly slim for a hobbit.

[Arathin]

Can we please get on with it...and no elevenesses.

[Eogthea]

"A small group of the rabbits are hunting ahead! We'll need to circle them if we want to defeat them." Eogthea looks around at the others, especially the newcomers. "Stop arguing and get on with it. And NO stopping before we get started no matter how hungry you happen to be."

[Tar-Ancalime]

*tear*

the company road north on their cultural genocide mission. Even though frigida was unhappy for no elevensees.
"hark, I hear a hopping noise North West about 75 Degrees." Frigida pointed out. She brought up her enchanted toothpick, only a stupid person would go against her tooth pick!

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain acting as if he didn't knowtice Cir to the left of him, waited till he swung, ducked, stole cir's weapon and hit him over the head with the blunt side if it.

[Arathin]

Can't help but laugh when Dain hits Cir.

[Tar-Ancalime]

*jumps up and down*
stop it, how can we destroy these accursed rabbits when we destroy each other.
*munches on a peach left from rivendell*

[Ciryaher]

Ciryaher looks at the silly dwarf who seems to have been daydreaming about Ciryaher's axe.

"Hark! I do not hunt rabbits! Drat and bebother you all!" he says, halting his horse. "I will hunt only worthy game, let us hunt the evil creatures of the land! Trolls, orcs, and fell wolves!"

[Tar-Ancalime]

*points toothpick at cir than gives him a peach*

(see the humor in it) these bunnys attack with their sharp pointy teeth*puts two fingers in front of her mouth to symbolize* and thier reflexes..these are not mere bunnys these are...(da,da,dum) the evil albino bunnys of the north

[Arathin]

Suddenly, the group of "wild albino bunnies of the north" *chuckle chuckle*, that Dain saw earlier, ambushes the unwary and foolish company. These visous and carnerous bunnies go straight for the throats of the giant cat and dog.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Frigida pulls out her toothpick and blade when a bunny comes near...poke...theregoes it's eye:D. slices afew bunnys in half and says.
"Cir...mere bunnies,eh"

[Eogthea]

Charges forward with her enchanted sword in hand. "Attack!" Her horse, Trian, having attacked the evil bunnies before jumps to the side and almost collides with Shadowfax.

[Ciryaher]

Ciryaher snorts disdainfully and turns around, riding off in another direction, and not returning.

[Arathin]

"Watch out Eogthea." yells Arathin as she charges along side. Together they mow down all evil albino bunnies in their path.

[Tar-Ancalime]

than a hobbit with a hand pushed lawn mower approaches.
I'll help as he getts the bunnys one by one under the lawn mowere

[Wizdom]

They see wizz being attacked by several of the "Evil Albino Bunnies of the north" (Dude your just like anya from Buffy). "Help I know i'll use my super powerd Porta-potty!" he shouted. swinging wildly. "Now for my signiture move..... The FLUSHER!!!!" he threw several of the litle blighters into the porta-potty and turned it up side down. the heard tiny screams from inside. "Killed by my own shi...."

[Tar-Ancalime]

"I'll save you screams" Frigida as she pokes and slices the evil bunnys(albinio)

[Wizdom]

"Dude I hate these bunys," he said as he put more of them into the porta-potty and turned it upsidedown. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

[Tar-Ancalime]

Joins him...DESTROY THE EVIL ALBINO BUNNIES OF THE NORTHLANDS. the cry of the took clans start

Fear fire foes awake

[Dain Ironfoot]

dain spinning like a crazy bleander sends bunny brains everywere!!!!!

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Dain I thought I told you Vodka and bunny brains are not the best mix!!!!" AS frigida slices the main bunnys ears off and pokes out both the eyes with (da,da,dum) the toothpick!

[Arathin]

Arathin dismounts Shadowfax, and begins to dice all the menacing little albino bunnies in her path. "hahaha That will teach you to mess with me, you pathetic bunnies." She cries as she shots fire at several bunnies from her ring. "We'll have dinner tonight." She laughs as she fries a few more albino bunnies.

[Eogthea]

Grins as she pokes at the bunnies with sticks, "Yah, away ya go, get away from here" laughs (Dain, how in hell am I like Anya from buffy?)

[Arathin]

*Chops a few more bunnies heads off before the remaining 10 turn tail and hop* LOL
"We must not let them escape or they will tell the others of thier race that we have come."

Can these albino bunnies talk to eachother?

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain apolegizes for make the wrong mix... he then adds a sam adems to the mix and says" Now it is perfict!!

[Arathin]

"Hey Dain. Save me some of that sh..." cries Arathin as Dain begins to drink the excellent mix. "Now that'ssome good stuff." :D :cool: :D

[Eomer Dinmention]

*The trees start to move. They keep moving

"who goes there and what evil do you bring come out" Cir yells

*Out of the trees Eomer comes out holding onto Shadilver his horse
"It is I Eomer of Rohan and i bring no evil"
"Why are you here" Cir askes

"You left without me i was late for the departure so i have been following your tracks"

*Cir is confused

"so can i come along, I'm ready to hunts some orcs"

[Tar-Ancalime]

Lemme try some,
*takes a sip*
Yummy!
*while having a bunnycabob*

[Dain Ironfoot]

next i make felt-men-bunny!!!

[Tar-Ancalime]

huh???:confused:

[Dain Ironfoot]

its good

[Tar-Ancalime]

kk,
*sips some*
Its kk, it could use some spices though

[Dain Ironfoot]

how this? * dain throughs a couple of brown roots in*

[Arathin]

"Perfect, Dain."
"Eormer, Cir left he thought that hunting killer, flesh-eating, horned bunnies was stupid."

[Dain Ironfoot]

"made for a woman, but I like it too!!..... wait wrong thread...

[Eomer Dinmention]

Is it only bunnys i was hoping orcs i'm going too then

*Eomer takes how his bow & arrow and shoots 10 rabbits

"Here you go"


*Eomer then teleports back to Rivendell

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain turnning 5 shades of red remarks " Yeah...... I could do that too!!"

[Eogthea]

Eogthea watches King Eormer dissappear. "Um, okay..." Drinks some of Dain's drink. "The right stuff." Waits for more bunnies to come.

[Arathin]

"Hey why are we waiting for more bunnies? Let's go kick some evil flesh-eating albino bunny @$$!" yells Arathin as she hops on her horse. LOL!

[Dain Ironfoot]

dain yells "shhhooolololo." as he jumps on fluffy

[Arathin]

Arathin nearly falls off Shadowfax, she is laughing so hard. "Dain, I think I had a little too much to drink." She manages to get out between laughs.

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Dain I would advise you to stick to beer/ale, too much bunny brains,vodka and spices are bad*hicup*"
*takes big gulp*
"unlike you dain I know when to say no!*hicup*"
*takes another big sip*
(hicup)

[Arathin]

I have heard that before, and I don't believe you, Tar.
Arathin smiles broadly, and takes a big swig.
Now that's the right stuff.

[Tar-Ancalime]

*passes out*
Last words for that night- I am a sober person (hicup)

[Arathin]

If she's sober, then I am one of the bunnies that we're trying to kill.:rolleyes:
I am not a bunnies, so she is definately not sober. :cool: :D :cool:

[Tar-Ancalime]

*still passed out screams in her sleep*
Nooo....my peaches...they're gone...all gobbled up by bunnies...evil bunnies..we hunt them we hunt them forever

[HLGStrider]

Elgee was busy patching up her cats' throats and assisting with the wounded dog. She had not seen much action, after her animals had been wounded (Considering she was grounded from the computer by the cruel cold world...) Gee I missed alot. Here, friend, I will give you some tangerines. They are hardly a replacement, but they will be some colsolation/

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain "I see some more bunnys ahead!!"

[Arathin]

Oh sh... Half our team is passed out from that mix you made, and we're all drunk anyway.
groans and tries unsuccessfully to get back on Shadowfax. Tries again and manages to sit on his back, but sways as she sits there.

[Tar-Ancalime]

*gets up and whipes drool from face*

Hello, why is everyone so passed out:confused: ???

*spots bunnies nnw

[Eogthea]

Eogthea, perhaps the only sober one, looks at the remnants of her genocidal party. She seems to be half-way to bursting out laughing and half-way to bursting into tears. Either way, she is totally in hysterics.

[Tar-Ancalime]

hey, i'm sober (hicup) i guess not:D

[Arathin]

Arathin looks around in bewilderment. "Hey I thought you saw bunnies, Dain. I don't see any." "You are looking the wrong way." points out Eogthea. "Oh...well...I knew that." Arathin turns around. "Oh look bunnies." She has a very confused look on her face. "Do you think that they want to play?" She pulls out her sword suddenly slightly sobered. "Oh hell ya. They want to play." A cold, death-to-the-da**-bunnies look comes into her eyes.

[Eogthea]

Looking around at her very drunken group Eogthea just sighs. "Seeing as everyone seems to be, ah, incapacitated" she pulls out a grendade "Let's use the holy hand grenade"

[HLGStrider]

Elgee, who never drinks anything but Green Tea and Dr. Pepper (She once got a hangover from too much grape juice) dishes out her dragon blood.
"It'll give you the strength and sobriety to go on," she asures them. "Drink up and split some hares... Sorry about that..."

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain dunk as a wineo, jumps up and pulls out a morning star. He swings and hits 3 bunnys.

[Tar-Ancalime]

*prepares toothpick*
What bunny dares to cross the path of thier destroyers!"

[Dain Ironfoot]

still wingin'.....

[Wizdom]

wizz pulls out a joint and lights it. "What?" he says as they all stare at him.

[Wizdom]

"What? you guys drink and i smoke weed, whats wrong with that?" he asked.

[Tar-Ancalime]

wizdom...bunnies are coming this is no time to get high dammit!

[Eogthea]

Throws the grenade at the bunnies and watches the fur fly. Pauses to knock Wizdom's joint to the ground and step on it.

[Wizdom]

"Hey!" wizdom shouted as he pulled out another. sudenly bunnies attacked. "Oh ****!" he yelled. he pulled out some ogdens old fire wiskie, took a sip, lit his ligter and spit the wiske at the ligter and sent flames at bunnies.

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain gets mad and asks wizz for a joint....

[Arathin]

Hey Eogthea waz up wit that? Wizz can I get one?
lits up with her ring as she blasts several bunnies with her ring.
Ah now that's some good ****, Wizz. What do you think, Dain? Can I get some Whisky, Wizz.
Arathin slices five bunnies in half, take a puff, and shots fire at ten others.

[Tar-Ancalime]

*after the fight frigida states,
"YOu people scare me!" and walks to a desolat corner of camp*

[HLGStrider]

very very very scary...

[Arathin]

Arathin bows humbly. stumbles. "Thank you, but which is scarier the bunnies or little old me?" She smiles sweetly.

[Eogthea]

Well, Arathin I don't know. Despite the fact that I, gasp, actually invited you all to come, I think I'm going to go drown myself in a bottle of alchoholic beverage.

[Tar-Ancalime]

I'm on the look out for bunnies while you guys get high,k?

[Arathin]

Ya come on join the party Eogthea. *hands her some left over bunnies brains and whatever it was* lets party that will scare those brainless bunnies.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Guys i'm stayin in the corner on the look out

[Eogthea]

Happily accepting the drink and thus defeat "Poor Tar" wanders over with an extra drink

[Tar-Ancalime]

hey, in this rp i'm a hobbit named frigida

[Eogthea]

ok. poor, fridge, then. want a drink?

[Tar-Ancalime]

I've got mine
*drinks water*

[Arathin]

Ah come on Frigida. Have a drink. I guarentee you'll like it. Arathin finishes off the joint, and pulls out her long-stem pipe instead of accepting another joint. I am quite happy with my pipe. Thanks anyway Wizz. She replies.

[Tar-Ancalime]

NO..i'm staying on the look out

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain pulls out the good stuff. "i want the white stuff!!"

[Arathin]

If you insist. *shrugs* Arathin sits down under a tall tree and smokes her pipe in peace.

[Dain Ironfoot]

dain gets out his... um...........pipe...that is NOT USED FOR SMOKEING WEED!!!

[Arathin]

What do you smoke, Dain?

[HLGStrider]

I'll join you Fridga. Dr. Pepper anyone?
Someone has to stay sensible... Sigh...
"Oh what a cute little rabbit over there!!!!"

[Tar-Ancalime]

'Is the bunny white??" IT is god dammit, high people bunnies NW attack!

[Eogthea]

After struggling, and failing to get high, Eogthea guzzles some beer. Hearing Firdge's exclamation she looks up, "Ah, no that ain't white, its more of a cream color or maybe tan, doncha think?"

[Arathin]

Just shut it anyway Tar. How can you fail to get high Eogthea?

[Eogthea]

looks sourly at the ranger "i can, dammit. i'm in a bad mood as thus can't get my char high. happy?"

[Arathin]

*Chuckles to herself* ((OOC you'll get high and drunk at the war is finally over)) The Ranger pulls her hood over her head. She sits down under the shadow of a tall tree and smokes her pipe. Soon she is lost in deep thoughts of which none know or could guess.

[Eogthea]

Hacks overenthusiastically at the smoke from Arathin's pipe. "For God's Sake, woman, if you're gonna poison yourself, that's your choice, but don't poison the innocent bystanders"

[Tar-Ancalime]

"people," groans the disgruntled hobbit.

[Eogthea]

looks sharply at the hobbit "Fridge! I'm an Elf!* pauses "And still your leader!"

[Tar-Ancalime]

I know that! I was talking about myself.:rolleyes:
" I do have a right to complain though!"

[Arathin]

Hey Eogthea! It's your choice to stand near me. And I am not poisoning myself. This is NOT a cigerate, and yes there IS a big difference. Pipes are better for you then cigs.:D Just ask old Gandalf when you go to the Gray Haven. I bet he still smokes, Oh Malevant Leader.
*cough "Bull sh.." cough*:cool: :D :cool:

[HLGStrider]

"Everyone is getting a tad bit testy," Elgee sighed, petting one of her cats. "Makes me want to cry..." Elgee burst into tears, having had one too many Dr. Peppers than was good for metabolism.

[Eogthea]

Turns to Arathin, who has gotten on her nerves a little too much (lol this is funny) and conjures a small iron cage around her, so small that Arathin can't move. Eogthea smiles. "Malevolent am I? I could have conjured more than a cage." Leaning against the tree she looks at the giant cat and ponders how something so odd could come into existance.

[HLGStrider]

"Be careful," Elgee warns. "My cats are very sensitive. They are superior beings, as all cats know." The cats purred in agreement, chopping on fractured bunny bones...

[Arathin]

*Fortunately, for Arathin, Eogthea's itsy-bitsy intelligence facture, made her forget to NOT conjure up the key in the lock. So she had NO PROBLEM coming up behind Eogthea and blowing a big, fat smoke ring in her face.

How do you like that Elf?

*She quietly pulls out a ring her love, Elessar, gave her that protects her from magic.:p :p :p
Then sits back down under her tree with her pipe.

[Tar-Ancalime]

*walks behind arathin*
Hello..um..arathin, Me and me hobbit family are realyy happy for your marrige to that wonderful man elessar.

[Arathin]

*gets down on Fridga's level.
"Thank you.:D We are very happy about it too. He is so sweet to me, and we think so alike.

((OOC: Eogthea get your email tonight, if you haven't already. I sent you that pic.))

[Tar-Ancalime]

Yes, and ye both have incredibly beautiful faces, i hope your marrige is long and prosperious.

[Eogthea]

Being an unromantic realist, Eogthea rolls her eyes. "Yo, poison-lungs, go scout out the turf ahead, we're getting closer to bunny-country!"

[Arathin]

Excuse me Oh Great One, but we are currently camped and NOT MOVING TOWARD ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But if you insist.*shrugs*At least I have more brains then to smoke pot, Oh Can't Get High One.

*walks out of the camp slowly, still smoking on her pipe. Soon she is out of sight to all in the camp.

[Dain Ironfoot]

whats so bad about weed:D your smoking it now

"its the best weed in the south farthing"

[Arathin]

OOC: I was refering to pot being bad for you. I am smoking pipe weed.:D
After a few minutes, those remaining in camp hear a rustling in the bushes. Everyone spring into fight mode. Out of the bushes pops Arathin, pipe still in mouth. She is dragging a skeleton behind her. It is of a wolf. "What did you bring that here for, Poison Lungs?" yells Eogthea. "It has bunny teeth marks on it, O Can't Get High One." she sneers back. "I just though you would want to see it. There I have scouted, found a trace of the bunnies, and am going to sleep. Thank you." Arathin puts out her pipe and crawls into her tent. A magic shell goes up around her so that nothing can enter the tent. Including bunnies, other wild animals, other members of the party who might be considering keeping her company for the night, DAIN!, and it also convenently keeps out the Can't Get High One.:D

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain easly passes through the DOOR of the shell and goes to bed, in the morning he wakes up to find bunnys waiting all around the shell.......

[Arathin]

When Arathin awakes up, everyone hears her screaming at Dain. "I marrying your friend, Elessar, you ba***rd! Now get out of my tent! And the shell doesn't have a door, you di**head!" She throws him out to the waiting bunnies.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Frigdia wakes up from the screaming,"Shut up stupid people Hobbits need sleep as well."

[Eogthea]

The shouting having woken her up from a peaceful dream, Eogthea is not happy. She sits up on the tree branch she was sitting on and watches the drama below thinking, I could just leave them here to die....... She stands up and screams "Every single fricking idiot here, that's everyone but me, shut up! Arathin no creating privacy "shells" thats just plain annoying to the rest of us. Dain stop entering other people's privacy shells - thats even more annoying. Fridge- good point!"

[Arathin]

Arathin reestablishes her shell, just to keep out Dain. (and the bunnies) "Sorry." She then procedes to go back to sleep.

[Eogthea]

Rolls her eyes at Arathin mumbling something like moron and slowly goes back to sleep herself.

[Arathin]

Arathin has a wonderful dream about clobbering Eogthea before she slips into a dream about her love. (and that's NOT YOU DAIN!!!!!!!!!! So stay out of my tent before I kill you.)

[Tar-Ancalime]

Frigida thinks Might as well start a nice breakfast, since i'm up . As frigida gets out the ingedients and pans and pots. an omlet, sounds nice frigida thinks. The sun begins to rise

[Arathin]

*Arathin wakes to the sound of Frigdia making breakfast. She sticks her head out of her tent. "Are you making breakfast only for yourself or everyone? Because Hobbits are the best cooks ever and I was wondering if I could get some of your excellant food."

[Tar-Ancalime]

"everyone,IN fact it's ready,"Frigida says," I made ham and cheese omlets for everyone!"

[HLGStrider]

Can you exclude the cheese from mine and give the ham to my cats? I like my omelets plain and my cats are hungry.....

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Geez..I make a surprise for everyone and i hear, no cheese, makes it worthless!"Frigida screams, and throws the omlet at HGLStrider.

[Arathin]

Thank you kindly, Frigdia. I won't complain because there is nothing to complain about. I very glad you made breadfast. Thank you again. *Arathin sits down to a wonderful omlet and enjoys it completely.

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Thank you, no harm to HGL Strider!" frigida says. looks over and sees hgl brushing dirt of the omlets

[HLGStrider]

Well, I only asked... Sob...
Okay, give it with cheese... Can I at least have the ham for my kitties?

[Tar-Ancalime]

"I get up at 5:00 to make an omlet for my companions and I hear, hun, make a new plain omlet, the disrespect" frigida spouts

[Arathin]

What is with you and your cats?

[HLGStrider]

Don't suppose anyone brought milk? My cats are very hungry... They just ate Arathin's spare pair of socks...
Elgee winced, very worried about what the slightly taller Arathin would do to her. The cats had wisely disappeared. Bunny hunting, more likely than not.

[Tar-Ancalime]

" A sensible hobbit never leaves without milk,' frigida states,"smells spoiled though."

[Arathin]

Arathin pounces on Elgee. and begins to beat on her severely.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Frigida jumps up and down, "please I will not tolerate cruelty toward somewhat innocent kittens,"she screams

[Arathin]

Arathin stops beating on Elgee. "But Iam not beating on the cats. Iam beating on Elgee, HLGStrider.

[Tar-Ancalime]

"oh, can I help:D,"frigida asks

[Arathin]

Of course. Be my guest. *together they pounce on Elgee and begin to beat on her.

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Who wants a hobbit headlock."

[Arathin]

Elgee does

[Tar-Ancalime]

"yeah that'lll teach you to complain about my generousity"

[Arathin]

*rolls on the ground laughing her head off.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Frigida looks around,"what!"

[Arathin]

*sorry something Elessar said to me.*

[Tar-Ancalime]

"What?" who was it abouat

[Arathin]

It wasn't about anybody. I am just still laughing about it, and couldn't help myself. That's all.

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Oh,ok,"Frigida says and stops beating eglee.

[Arathin]

any more food, Frigdia? Beating on Elgee made me hungry again.

[Tar-Ancalime]

nope, ran out of eggs:( , i do have some bacon:D !

[HLGStrider]

Elgee had been crying, but she now doctored herself and ignored the mean old half elf and hobbit who were picking on her... All she asked was for an innocent request... boo hoo... she has no friends... And you wonder why she talks about her cats so much. They never hurt her... Whine... boo hoo...

[Tar-Ancalime]

that was not innocent it was ungrateful, I spent good time on those omlets to hear make another one:mad:

[Arathin]

Bacon is great. Just don't feed any to Elgee's cats. They had enough to eat already.

[Tar-Ancalime]

ok..but you do want to keep thin so you look beautiful on your wedding day:D

[Arathin]

fine i won't eat more than three pieces.

OOC: i posted a pic on Mithers and Nazzy photos if any one wishes to see it.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Have you picked out the dress yet Lady of Arnor (how does that sound)

[Arathin]

I am not Lady of Arnor, Kementari is. I am going to be the Lady of Himling. But no I don't have a dress yet. You want to help pick one out?

[Tar-Ancalime]

oh see if we had the titles i wouldn't be confused, me personally I like the white 1920's flapper dress:D

[Arathin]

Is that a wedding dress? I have never heard of it. Please something simple.

[Tar-Ancalime]

I tried to post this last night but my internet shut down, here is what a 1920's flapper dress looks like a tubish shape that is oft beaded.

[Eogthea]

Moans and holds her head in her hands, muttering something like "dear god, o mmy dear god, shut them up"

ooc: so what'd ya think of last night arathin?

[Arathin]

Tar try to post a pic. Of course if I was more awake right now I might know what you were talking about.

OOC:Eogthea I am going to kill you. I had fun, but I just woke up and have work in an hour and a 1/2! They wanted me to come in early. Ha! Like I would last.

[Tar-Ancalime]

What??? Want some omelet i made ham and cheese for everyone

[Arathin]

What was what about?

[Arathin]

My internet was 'unable to locate name'

[Tar-Ancalime]

hey wait for frigida, this might work (see next post)

[Tar-Ancalime]

here is this working,it's a link since the sight is copyrighted,www.onlinecostumeball.com/Delineateor/Nov_1920/women/lady4.htm (http://)

[Arathin]

What were we doing that we have to wait? I am dazed and confused. Too much info. My head hurts. Darn I knew I shouldn't have gone out last night. I have work today. You're deadmeat at school on Monday Eogthea, if I can remember through this haze I am calling a brain to beat the sh** out of you. *Rolls over on the ground and groans in pain.* I have the worlds biggest head-ache. They played that music way too loud. *GROAN*

It says that no name was specified. Try saving it to your comp first then posting that pic. Just like the pics on Mither/Nazzy photos.

[Tar-Ancalime]

sorry,have you seen musicals like "No,No,nanette and other flapper era musicals?

[Arathin]

Sorry. I probably have, but I can think right now. My brain is worse than mush. It is non-excistant (sp) at the moment. By the way, what time is it for you?

[Tar-Ancalime]

I got heres a pic from C. 1926;

[Eogthea]

Watches Arathin roll around in pain with apparent interest as she has had no adverse side effects.
ooc:"Girl, I had to get up early and cross several towns to get there by 9:00. How early was work? Ooh. Guess what a** emailed me? He saw me last night :)"

[Tar-Ancalime]

you dont like the dress idea in other words

[HLGStrider]

I think the 1920's idea is cute, personally, but it is not my
wedding... I was considering getting her a chariot for her wedding
present, but I'm sure Elasser already has one. Sigh... What would you like Arathin?

[Eogthea]

Grins devilishly "I know what I'm geting Arathin"

[Arathin]

Tar the pain was from last night. Eogthea I just know that im going to regret your present. I don't know what to get me. Surprise me. I like the dress, Tar. It is nice, but I was thinking very plain simple country girl. You know flower garland stuff.

[Eogthea]

"ooh, flowers!"

[Arathin]

yes flowers, Eogthea.

[Eogthea]

grins wickedly

[Arathin]

what are you grinning about?

[HLGStrider]

The one thing I know I'm not getting Arathin... Or Fridga either if she ever decides to get hitched... is a club, brass knuckles, or anything you could use to blugeon me any further... oofff... And don't you get her anything like that either, Eogetha... You need a name I can shorten. Can I call you Eo? Would that be pronounced EEoo or Ehoo?

[Arathin]

Elgee, Fridiga(Tar) is married to Dengen. Hello! Come off it.

[HLGStrider]

I just happen to be a sensitive individual...
I'm sure Frigda doesn't mind that I thought she was single. I'd forgotten that she was married to dear Dengen... Sigh...

[HLGStrider]

By the way, Arathin, if you want to complain about me I set up a special thread where you can give your full opinion of me (Plus suggestions). It is called Does anybody like Elgee and is on the RPG forum. Avoid swearing and hurry up before the moderators decide it is pointless and get rid of it.

[Tar-Ancalime]

:eek:, of course i'm wed to dengen been that way since october!

[HLGStrider]

But is Frigda married? She is a different person I am assuming.. Of course I wasn't being serious, anyway. I am never serious...
I'm thinking about finding myself a husband, anyway, just so I can have my own wedding too. I would like a wedding in Lothlorien.. Of course one needs a groom first. That's the hard part.

[Tar-Ancalime]

No frigida isn't, she's not even 33 yet!I think Nazzy wants a wife as well as wizdom desirs one

[Arathin]

I don't think Nazzy would have his wedding in Lothlorien, but Wizdom probably will because he rules that land.

[Tar-Ancalime]

yeah..makes sense.And for me and dengen it is more or less a game for it has no afect than in real life

[HLGStrider]

Wizdom is in no way interested in Elgee. He's going for the somewhat more competent Elfish type. I've already been searching around there. I'd rather have a husband who did not work on the evil side of things. I like evil people. They are necessary. You know "The plot demands an evil man, to prove to the good are good... Someone's got to put them through it. Even Bogey in his glory put Sidney Greenstreet in his story... It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it." (To the tune of As Time Goes By. It's a Rider's in the Sky evil villian routine I've always been fond of.).
Still... Oh well. I put my character down at 17. She can wait for awhile...

[Arathin]

It didn't take me and Elessar long to get together. I'll tell you that. I am sure you will find someone, eventually.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Eglee stupid evil is good and good is evil

[HLGStrider]

uh... would you run that by me again???

[Tar-Ancalime]

stupid,naive Eglee, Evil is good and good is evil

[HLGStrider]

No need to call names... Sigh... Arathin's mad at me and won't say why. Tar is calling me names... Weep moan... :D
I always found Naiveness to be a quality that deserves nurturing...

[Tar-Ancalime]

I"m frigida in this! and you denyed my hard work on the omlet asking for it to be remade

[HLGStrider]

Well, I didn't know you'd finished yet, and it would've been less work for you to leave out the ham and cheese... Gosh... I already apologized... Sigh...

[Arathin]

*sighs deeply* "I just have a quick and sore temper, Elgee. Also I am rather desponsed to beating on people. It is in my nature. Plus Frigida is my friend, or at least that is how I look at her. Even if our guys are at bit of odds."

[Eogthea]

After watching the whole drama play out from her isolated tree branch, she debates whether or not she should take after her cousins in Lothlorien and start living in the trees. At the moment, this idea is very appealing.

[Arathin]

Sencing this in Eogthea, Arathin leaps into her tree. She scales it with the ease of an Elf. "Will you not join us in breakfast, Eogthea? It is quite good, if you don't ask for special requests."

[Tar-Ancalime]

Yeh, don't want to be like rude eglee!They are aren't they arathin.

[HLGStrider]

ELGEE... HLGSTRIDER!!! Not EGLEE AND HGLSTRIDER! You have not spelled my name right once....

[Arathin]

What are you saying? I have.

Yes, Frigida they are very good omeletts. In fact I don't like omeletts, but these are wonderful. I would eat these again.

[Tar-Ancalime]

cool and tomorow i'll make waffels!!

[HLGStrider]

I was talking to Fridga... I appriciate your correct spelling, Arathin. It is very nice of you.

[Tar-Ancalime]

so how'd i mispell it Eglee:( sorry i'm not a proficient speller

[Arathin]

it is Elgee not Eglee. You mixed up the l and g.

[HLGStrider]

It's not a big deal... You should see some of the ways my real name has been butchered... Groan...

[Arathin]

I don't see how people can butcher your first name. I get my last name butchered all the time, and people call me by my mother's name all the time too.

[HLGStrider]

They spell it wrong. It is the kind few who actually take the time to learn that it ends with i not y, the e goes before the i despite whatever spelling rules you might have learned... Etc.
My great grandma used to call me Tawny (My mom's name) before she died.

[Tar-Ancalime]

oh elgee!:D :D

[HLGStrider]

There's even a book with my real name for the title... It shouldn't be that hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @#$%@#%$@%@#^#%@#$%@#$^@#$^^&#%^ (And that's the closest I plan to come to swearing...)
Someone said they liked my signature, however, so I am happy... I wish I'd really written it... It's from a Zoegirl song... Sigh..

[Tar-Ancalime]

Sorry,Elgee! you stinky butt poo head omlet hater!

[HLGStrider]

All right... What's your reason for name calling this time, Tar or Fridga? I didn't think I'd communicated with you enough to have offended you lately. My brother is running around in his army costume. Sanity does not exist in this house.

[Tar-Ancalime]

your previous post, and your right ahh scary!(its frigida in this thread)

[HLGStrider]

That wasn't addressed to you. It was addressed to people who misspell my real name, which you do not even know. I think I let it slip to Arathin, but as far as I know, you have never misspelt it. You are a proficient speller.... could could probably spell proficent... Profishent... Blah..

[HLGStrider]

He's now dancing and singing to the Golden Eye song on his James Bond CD... Pretty bad... Ben's Tina Turner impression...

[Arathin]

Your family scares me. Yes you did tell me your name Elgee, but I won't tell it to anyone else. Sanity is scaring. I am insane and plan to stay that way.

Hey are we still hunting the killer albino bunnies? *Just as Arathin says this the group is ambushed by 5 dozen of the afore mentioned killer albino bunnies.* (Hehehe finally some action)

[HLGStrider]

One of the bunnies grabs Elgee by her hair.
"Ow! Bad bunny!" she gasped as it swung from her locks yelling like Tarzan.

[Arathin]

Arathin pulls out her sword, and slices several bunnies in half.

[HLGStrider]

The bunnies shriek and then make crunching sounds as Elgee's cats gobble them up to save their mistress's beautiful blonde hair which is blasted incovenient at times...

[Arathin]

Arathin shots fire out of her ring at several bunnies. They shriek and the smell of roast bunny fills the glade.

[AlellaGreenleaf]

ummmmm....i find that being cruelty to bunnies across the world. i like bunnies theyve never done nuthin to u!!!

[Eogthea]

Has jumped out of the trees now that something worth doing has occured. (I know that made no sense but niether does the rest of my life so it fits...) She conjures a sword and slashes the bunnies' throats with ease. "Well, my dear Allela, have you ever met a flesh-eating albino jackalope, complete with magic? I doubt it, because if you did, and kept that atitude, you wouldn't be around to tell us what to do." Smiles happily.

[Arathin]

"Hear hear Eogthea!" Shouts Arathin as she slices three bunnies in half. Another one jumps at her. She cuts off its head. Suddenly she sees that several bunnies are heading toward the horses. "The bunnies are after the horses. Eogthea help me to defend them." She and Eogthea take off at a run to keep the horses from the horses.

[Eogthea]

Still grinning like the lunatic she is, Eogthea mounts Trian and charges into the herd of bunnies decapitating them with her sword. SHe smiles dreamily "This is what the Northern Hunt is for."

[HLGStrider]

DEATH TO ALL ALBINO MAN EATING BUNNIES...

[Arathin]

Arathin joins Eogthea on horse-back. (Her favorite place to be) She races Gildor into the bunnies. She decapitates many as Gildor stomps on even more.

[Eogthea]

Looks at the bloodshed and carnage surrounding her and Trian "Oh yeah! Those bunnies will pay!" Goes off on another charge.

[Arathin]

I thought that you were going to say something moral!!!!!
Wait...you say something moral!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never!!!!!! What was I thinking?
Sanity has stuck at the most least expected moment. *swings her sword and decapitates three bunnies. she starts laughing maniacly.* Hahahahaha blessed insanity returns. Thank you oh Lord. *She urges Gildor to rear up and land on several stu*** bunnies. Arathin continues to laugh mathicoly.*