The War is Finally Over

[Mithrandir]

Yes that is right the war has finally come to an end it seems. Therefore I invite all, mainly those who participated in the war, but ALL are welcome to partake in a great feast hosted by the White Council.May you enjoy good feasting and good company.

I do have one announcement to make. After much thinking I have decided to take up Ciryaher's offer to resume my position as the Wizard of Cardolan. This is official, I do not expect to resighn for a very long time. I hope this pleases many people, and i thank Ciryaher for presenting me w/ this opportunity, even though I was his number one foe for a short time.

Please come all, and feast. LET THE MERRRY-MAKING BEGIN!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D
~Mithers

[Arathin]

If you think that the war is over, then you might want to stop in at the Annorian Senate, Mithrandir. It seems to still be on there at least.

[Dengen-Goroth]

The war never occure, least you can take into account the war of words. There was barely any fghting, there was no war. It was basically a great deal of insults and foul slander! We were on the brink of war, but never passed into it. And I am sure I shall be received even in this festival with dark gares, so I shall not arrive, becaus no one wants the Dark Lord, but we shall see in due time, when your actions shall come around towards yourselves.

[Tar-Ancalime]

YIPPIE

[Mithrandir]

Dengen, you are welcome, so please do come. And Arathin, the anorian senate duel all took place during the war. It IS finally coming to an end, but Elessar and Ciryaher still don't like each other. Now when is the feasting going to begin?
~Mithers

[Tar-Ancalime]

I vote NOW!

Do you have an open bar, and if you do how much???

[Arathin]

Arathin takes a seat at the grand table. She quietly allows Dengen to sit beside her. She has decided to not give anyone any evil glares tonight, but to merely enjoy herself at this feast set out by Mithrandir before her. Silently she wonders who else with come, and if a fight will brake out.

[Tar-Ancalime]

*sits down beside her husband, Dengen*

Even though you are convnced that theire is still some warring left... please stay for the party!

[Arathin]

"I agree with you, Tar-Ancalime. We should all enjoy ourselves, no matter what our affiliations." She passes some of the best bread ever to Tar.

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Indeed my friend, waiter a martini, double at table six"
*opens dart board*
Darts anyone

[Arathin]

Certainly I'm a good shot
Waiter make mine a magaritia on the rocks, please.

throws the first dart~~just misses the center target

[Dengen-Goroth]

Dengen sits and surveys the area. taking some bread and wine he begins to eat, contemplating the fuure, and in his mind revising some lines for the Lay of the War of Malice, which he intends to sing before the feast is over, or before he has drunk to many glasses of wine.
"Thank you for allowin me to sit next to you Arthin." he says, and then hands his wife a great salad.
"It appears to contain some excellent peppers."
Suddenly he stands and raises his hands. A great dum beat is heard Boom Boom Boom Boom Doom. A great rumble in the earth is heard and all jump up. Mithrandir instantly raises his staff, but before their eyes a great explosion occurs in the skies, Fireworks. It seemed to go on for half an hour, bright lights painting incredible vistas. It went through the history of Arda as fast as possible.The first rise of a sleak Golden disk, the sun, over snow white capped Mountains. Gondolin fair and bright in the sunset, and then a crsh. It exploded into the horrible turrets of Thangorodrim crumbling as Ancalagon the Black fell, and all were amazed. A dawn over a land was seen, followed by masts of white, the Fleet of Ar-Pharazon. Great blue fire enveloped a star like land, the fall of Numenor. The great Mount Doom belched red and silver sparks into the air, and a great blast was heard. As all diminished the One was seen, falling into the abiss of night. Then a silence. All began to clap, recalling the images of Numenor, Beleriand and Valinor to their minds. Glee was on all faces, when suddeny a great blast followed, a great eagle swept over the sky, as it fizzed, crackled, and diminished as small gifts fell to the ground.
"Well my friends, compliments of myself and my kingdom to you and yours!" Dengen said with a smile. The half-hour long history made for a great beginning to afeast unseen least in Middle Earth,and only surpassed in the Undying Lands. He slumpe back into his chair, the entire display had taken him some time to prepare, and one gift fell into his Salad bowl. It was a package.
"Tar, it's a dress woven from some great and fine silk. Do open it."Dengen said even as a great song was begun by minstrils, of Valinor and Yavanna.

[Kementari]

**walks in just in time to see Dengens fire-works**
*claps*
Those were incredible :)
**sits down next to Tar and waits patiently for her hubbie Cir to arrive at the party**

[Arathin]

"Indeed Dengen. I have never before witnessed such masterpiece and art. Mayhap with this new peace between us, I journey to your land and see more of the like?" Arathin smiles warmly at Dengen, as she opens a small box containing a mithril chain with one tiny glittering stone on it. "And these gifts are magnificently made." She says admiring the necklace and Tar's dress.

[Chippy]

A few minutes later Chippy walks in, And goes and talks to Dengen. " Thankyou for the excellent fireworks, you made my last half an hour of the journey here, very enjoyable!"

*She sits one space up from Kem, leaving a space for Cir. And waits for the other guests to arrive.*

[Ciryaher]

*a faint light trickles through the entrance way, and Ciryaher enters, glowing faintly. He bows deeply before Mithrandir and then sits beside his Lady*

Greetings to all. When do we dine?

*looks sadly at the empty plate before him, then looks around in vain for a little bite of something to eat*

[Kementari]

*throws an apple at Cir*

[Ciryaher]

*snatches it as it flies towards himself and takes a large bite out of it, then smiles a "Thanks-for-the-apple-but-don't-mind-the-bits-of-it-falling-out-of-my-mouth" smile*

[Beorn]

Mike walks in and sits next to Queen Chippy. It now appears quite a few of royalty are here...

Anyway, Mike orders Chocolate Milk, and asks Chippy if she would like one too...

[Chippy]

Yes Please Mike...

"Can I have an apple to, Kem?"

[Beorn]

Mike orders two Chocolate Milks...

*Mike whispers to the waiter: Don't give Tal too much Balrog if she comes in...*

Mike also asks for Hobbit Stew, Prairie Oysters, Cows Tongue, avacadoes, and brussel sprouts.

[Kementari]

*passes a basket of apples down to Chippy and Mike*

*orders a grape soda*

umm Mike, do you know what you just ordered?

[Ciryaher]

*whispers to the waiter, "Make sure Mike gets Rocky Mountain Oysters, not the shoddy prairie fare," and grins*

I will have, hmm...venison stew, a glass of white wine, and a nice chunk of extra sharp cheddar.

[Beorn]

Mike doesn't eat what is served to him, but mixes a rather odd bunch of all the foods, and conceals some in Cir's food...as Cir found out a bit too late...

Poor Cir :D

[Chippy]

"Mike, do you have those breath mints with you, your going to need them if you want to hang around me."

*Thanks Kem for the basket of apples, Mike is going to need them*

I will have (some thing normal). An Aussie meal.umm.. 2 Aussie sausages with onion and sause.

[Ciryaher]

Hey, hey, HEY! My stew ain't here yet, you! But they aren't THAT bad...it's just the thought of what you are eating. *grins*

[Beorn]

Mike has a breathmint even though he never had any of the food he ordered...

[Ciryaher]

*pulls out a hollow metal tube, then inserts one of the oysters and shoots it at Mike, hitting him on the cheek*

There's the rest of your payback *winks sinisterly*

Ahh, here's my food and wine! *takes his bowl and bottle, and then sets down two wineglasses*

Wine, Kem? *fills the two glasses*

[Talierin]

*Beautiful, but short Tal walks in, and sits down across from Mike and Cir. "Now now, let's separate the boys from the men here. Let's have a scoffing contest with Rocky Mountain Oysters! Waiter, I'll have a chocolate milk, shaken, not stirred." She glares at Mike for daring to suggest that she gets drunk on Balrog. That's Ancky's job.*

[Eomer Dinmention]

Eomer walks in and sits down near the chair of Mith and Mike and sees that the guests are not getting there food yet so he takes out his staff and waves it around and POOF! the food appears on everyones table


Eomer takes Lothiriel to sit down he then asks the waiter
" do you have any chinese meals i'm missing it being an only Asian (in this forum i think) in this forum not many eat it here"

the Waiter replys " yes we do my Lord what would you like"

"Hmmmm let me see i'm quite hungry ok here we go Fried Crunchy Noodles with Seaford combination, Beef special Noddle,
Fried Chicken with fried Rice and some Lemon chicken and last of all Peking Duck my favourite and also a jug of coconut juice and Jasmine Tea'

" yes my lord is that all for you or are you sharing with My lady"
" We're sharing"

[Ciryaher]

*notices Eomers strangely slurred speech*

Somebody's been hitting their tippy-cup a bit too hard

*spreads his thumb and little finger and puts it to his mouth, tilting back his head*

[Kementari]

Rolling on the floor laughing!!!!!!!!!

I think im going to be sick. LOL!

Your Welcome Chippy :)

Sure, I'll have some wine Cir :D

[Ciryaher]

*fills the two glasses and sets one before Kementari, holding his in his hand*

A toast!

*he rises and holds up his glass*

To yet another watchful peace, with an uncertain end not in sight!

[Lantarion]

"For hee's a jolly good feelllloow, for hee's a jolly good feelllloow, for hee's a jolly good fee-elllooooow..!"

"Um, who?" Kementari splutters, wiping away the tears and still quaking with soft giggling.
Pontifex quiets down, and walks off muttering

At larst the war is over! Now something meaningful can actually be posted at this forum! Woohoo! :)

[Kementari]

LOL! :)

*thanks Cir for the wine*

I'll have some Chinese food too

[Mithrandir]

Now this is what I have been wanting. Good wholesome fun, welcome to all,. Waiter I'll have what Eomer ordered. hhmmmm....chinese food:p

[Tar-Ancalime]

*opens her gift*
Oh how pretty!
*gives dengen peck on cheeck*

So Kem, howz life treatin you???

[Dengen-Goroth]

Dengen smiles an picks up a cup of wine, whilst eating the salad before him.
"Yes, I would be most pleased to have you as guest in my lands. I do hope you will visit some time soon. We are building a great east rode, from the coast of the eastern shores to Mirkwood. Quite a large task. I'de be glad to have you come to the Royal Palace in Rhun."

[Tar-Ancalime]

" imagine decorating it, waiter martini, but this time with a splashe of cranberry"
*dart lands in center*
Ha,Ha!

[Arathin]

I would be delighted to give you tips on decorating, Tar, and on dart-throwing as well for that matter.
*throws her five darts and all of them hit center :cool:*
I would like to see your kingdom Dengen.

Let's see you beat that. she says to Tar as she sits down to her venison stack in lemon sauce. :D

[Eomer Dinmention]

Mith is that all for you, you must be hungry.

Waiter i'll have a bottle of 1296 port and a bottle of your best wine


Everyone am i the only Asian in this forum or are there other Asian here?

[Tar-Ancalime]

*looks in awe*
Shut up!

It's already been decorated the big challenge was decorating mordor!

[Mithrandir]

Good news Eomer, Ness is Chinese:D Even though I am a white boy we both still agrre that I am his Chinese brother, thus making me an albino chinese man:p

[Valar]

"Good day to you all! Is it to late for me to join the celebrations? It is a change to see everyone getting along!":D

[Tar-Ancalime]

It's never too late for even Elessar!

[syongstar]

I spin my heart,to see where I'll start,holding on to the bottle.
Around it goes,inside it flows,till I leave problems full throttle.
Yet I stay the same,forlife's not a game&soon face another tomorrow.
I'll make some calls,to break down walls,and crush to cage of past sorrow.

[Tar-Ancalime]

*claps wildly*
"waiter I'd..."
*alas dengen-goroth restrains her from getting another martini*

[Arathin]

Originally posted by Tar-Ancalime
It's never too late for even Elessar!

I wonder if Elessar is coming. Does anyone know?

Waiter I'd like another margaritia.

smiles over at Tar as no one stops her from ordering another drink.:D

[Tar-Ancalime]

*glares but remembers, its a party*
:mad: Oh well it was nearing my 3rd double martini

[Valar]

"In the words of pippin ' they come in pints?!' waiter a pint of your finest ale and one for yourself!"

*holds up tankard*

"A toast to peace and happiness"

[Tar-Ancalime]

*:( goes along but holds mt .dew*J/k

yeah

Valar you are indeed wise...how did you come by such wisdom..darts??

[Ciryaher]

*quietly drinks his wine while smiling at Kementari and listening to those nearby*

[Arathin]

I thought occurs to Arathin. She continues to eat in silence; no longer part of the merrymaking.

[Aerin]

*Aerin walks in, thinking "I didn't find the thread til just now!"*

"How's everyone? Aren't you all the glad war-that-was-not-a-war is finally over?" :D

*Orders a bottle of sparkling apple cider*

[Ness]

Ness soars in as an eagle, and takes the seat set aside for him, across from Eomer, and next to Mith. Ness shape shifts into his true asian form. Eomer, it is good to see another asian here, i was begining to think that i was the only one. :D. But Mith...my brother, i might have to disown you...you cant even spell Chinese! :( . Its ok, ill let it slip...this time. Waiter, can i have some peking duck, shrimp chow-mein, a crab dish for me, mith, and eomer, a little beef and brocklie (or however you spell it), and finally a plate of rock cod. The waiter hurries off to get the meal. Ness produces 3 pair of chop sticks from deep within the folds of his robs. I keep these for only the most special occasians. Ness hand a pair to Mith and Eomer, and then gets into a deep conversation with them...about asian stuff. :D



Im so happy im not alone here!!!:D

[Eomer Dinmention]

Did i miss spell it Chinese ooops

What is your Chinese Zodiac

Anyway I'm thinking I should build a Wall

Lets see The Great Wall Of Rohan hmmmm thats sounds ok

*Eomer then ask Ness what do you speak Cantonese, Mandarin, hakka

[Valar]

What a novel idea Eormer, but in these times of peace is a wall needed?
*Takes up Tars offer of darts*

"lets not get to competitive though, don't want another war do we!!":D

[Mithrandir]

Sorry Ness I fixed it, and Eomer, neither of us speak Chinese, as much as I want to be able to:(

Attention All it seems the strife and Ciryaher is coming to an end, hopefully we shall see them both present for this feast.:D

[Nimawae's hope]

* Nimawae's hope enters quietly, and smiles at the other guests*

It isn't too late to join the festivities is it. I'm afraid that I was attending some urgent business that I may eventually need to tell you about. However, for now it isn't important.

*An angry scowl crosses her face*
I swear, if I see Chinese misspelled one more time I'm going to have a fit!
*Goes away muttering*
As if it isn't bad enough that I have to see so many words misspelled in this place. *Shakes her head in disdain, then motions for the waiter's attention*

[Mithrandir]

oops how did that happen, it's fixed now, welcome to the feast.

[Tar-Ancalime]

*sits on the couch in front of the almighty tv*

so..anyone wanna watch a movie???

[Ness]

Well Eomer, as much as i want to speek Chinese...i cant...i know a couple of words, but not that many. are you fluent...or however you spell it? o well, im proud ot be an asian.

[Tar-Ancalime]

what words do you know???
I have to ask this:
Do you like the movie Crouching Tiger, hidden dragon???

[Kementari]

I liked Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon...

[Tar-Ancalime]

me 2, kem go to Rp 15 sometings happening

[Kementari]

That movie rules!

OMG, everyone read RP 15, Cir and Tar are dying!

[Tar-Ancalime]

I don't intend to die! just be wounded

[Kementari]

Well, Cir is dying!!! He exploded or something :eek:

[Tar-Ancalime]

that's better!j/k

[Kementari]

Seriously, this is not funny.
Poor baby Cir, hes always getting hurt

[Tar-Ancalime]

kk:( poor cir:(

[Dengen-Goroth]

Do not worry Kem. I'll do my best to heal Cir, and Tar's gonna come out fine, there's no disbute about that. Though what's attacking them i don't know, for Mordor's not in on this, it can only be from the far north, higher then mt. Gundabad.

[Tar-Ancalime]

I hope it's not them..please tell me it is false...that was worse than mordor in the Second age! Please tell me its false!

[Dengen-Goroth]

It's not Gundabad, I know that. But what is higher north is not shown in my map. Tar, what does the Atlas show?

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Comes out of the corner he was standing in, he falls face first to the dirt after overhearing the ladys' conversation. He gets up slowly.

"Don't worry, Ciryaher wont die, I'm there to protect him" He tries to hold a galliant face but looses the battle in a matter of seconds, he falls to the ground in another fit of laughter.

[Tar-Ancalime]

good....lemme check, it is most likely beyond the grey mts...some worser unkown evil.

[Arathin]

Arathin can't help, but giggle at Elessar. "I was wondering when you would get here." She says over her own giggling and his laughter.

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Yes, I have arrived, and if you kind Ladies will excuse me I must be on my way to the main table, I need to speak with Eormer.

[Ness]

Oh my gosh!!!! Crouching tiger Hidden dragon is like the coolest movie! i love that movie. :D

[Mithrandir]

I as well love that movie, and I feel that Ciryaher won't die I am there trying to heal him, w/ dengen and others.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Rp 15 is freaky, first it's a party than it's a battle ground...The matrix is kush too

[Mithrandir]

SWEEEEET!!!!!! The Matrix is key, one of the best movies ever made, let's watch em' both.

[Tar-Ancalime]

yeah...puts matrix in DVD player (keanu reeves is hot!)

[Dain Ironfoot]

so is "whats-her-face.." there, um..... trinity??

[Valar]

*Hick!* "YEAH the matrix, rock on!!"

[Dain Ironfoot]

Its like omigod!! I now see the matriX!!!!! then hes all kick @$$ to the agents!!

[syongstar]

I havent seen the film crouching tiger hidden dragon but those words really freaked me out when spoken in the film The Joy Luck Club.It was to weird for me but I do love people creating magic with the mind like Mahatma Gandi of rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Soul Gold
to all the down trodden I want to appologize,
for the past and present lack O knowledge,
I acknowledge the brilliance within every soul,
I acknowledge the power within every worthy goal,
Let my love be a seed planted in every heart,
may the tears of forgiveness give strength to start,
look into your mind and see wisdom flowering into peace,
let the past be gone forever the pain forever banned,
by the light of a rainbow lets make a stand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arathin]

Aplauds.
"I liked the Matrix, too. Have any of you seen Dune, the mini-series?"

[Eomer Dinmention]

I love Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, and also i like Rush Hour 2

Man Zhang Ziyi is one HOTT Asian

And The One with Jet Lee rocks

*Eomer walks into a room where Ellesar is waiting for him

[Dain Ironfoot]

*dain smiles nodding*

[Arathin]

Ya Crouching Tiger rocked. I wish I had seen The One I wanted to, but couldn't get out to see it.

*Takes a sip of her margaritia.

[Dain Ironfoot]

i want to see "kung pow enter the fist" !!!!!!:D :D :D

[Arathin]

Kung Pow enter the fist?
I didn't know that was a movie, Dain.

[Dain Ironfoot]

it looks very funny

[Arathin]

I think you have wwwwhhhhhyyyyyyy more than enough to drink, Dain.

It does look funny, though.

[Cygnus]

The Necromancer comes in rather late. Looks around at the merry making "Why are we merry making? Huh? What's going on?"

[Eomer Dinmention]

Just say Winged Nazgul that the war is over

Has anyone seen all of jackie Chan movies

He does his own stunts his like broken nearly every bone in his body lol:D


Did anyone know that Jet Lee is 45 years old

He looks so young

[Galan`Black]

WOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET OUT!

:eek: HE IS 45?!

thought he was aleast early 30's

jet lee knows some secret asian technique for youth probably

[Arathin]

Ok Dain I saw a comercal for Kung Pow enter the fist. It looks very funny.

I didn't know that Jet Lee was 45! That's amazing!

[Tar-Ancalime]

*finally drinks a crantini
"Sorry if there's no more space on the couch left"
*as tar takes up the whole couch*

[Kementari]

45! *orders another drink*

The Matrix was great.

Anyone want to listen to music?

[Mithrandir]

I've got some great Jazz CD's I could pop in:D
Or we could always listen to the LOTR Soundtrack:p

[Ciryaher]

Music would be good *grins*

Ale by the pint? *snickers* Get a real drink! *pulls out his 2 quart stein/Krug and fills it up in a nearby barrel*

[Tar-Ancalime]

I vote LOTR soundtrack! that is the best soundtrack!
then after we'll watch crounching tiger hidden dragon

[Kementari]

*smiles at Ciryaher*

Yes, the LOTR Soundtrack is great!! (its even got a best orginal song oscar nomintaion :D)

[Dain Ironfoot]

ok, i like it!!!:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[¤-Elessar-¤]

*Elessar comes stumbling in, beer in his left and diskman in his right. His earphones are literaly jumping off of his ears. He pulls them down and looks at everyone with a disgusted look on his face.
"I'm gonna skewer the first person who plays enya!"

[Beorn]

Originally posted by ¤-Elessar-¤
"I'm gonna skewer the first person who plays enya!"

We finally agree upon something! hehe...

Don't you get tired after a while?

[Dain Ironfoot]

oh my god... she is sooooooo bad. I want to die listening to her!!!:D :D :D

[Arathin]

Elessar how many beers have you had? I can agree on the Enya thing, but I think you have had enough.

*smiles as she starts to slip the beer outta his hand.

[Tar-Ancalime]

lets just watch crouching tiger, hidden dragon
*catches the falling ale and quickly drinks it*

[Ciryaher]

*raises his Krug high and begins to sing*

Du, du, liegst mir im Herzen
Du, du, liegst mir im Sinn
*hiccup*
Du wieB nicht wie gut ich der bin
Ja, ja, ja, ja!
Du weiB nicht wie gut ich der bin!

*drinks his beer and sobs drunkenly ;) *

[Tar-Ancalime]

Engish!!!!

[¤-Elessar-¤]

*Elessar cant hear anything thorough the deafining soundgarden playing around his head. He pickes his beer back outa Arathins hand and attemps to throw it at the dwarf, but misses by a good yard or two

Darn, I guess I need to practice before baseball season starts

[Ciryaher]

German Beer Songs are sung in German. Listen to honkey-tonk if you want English beer songs.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Are we in germany! do some Irish drinking songs (me dad taught me)

The sexual urge of the camel
is greater than most people think
back in the days of the pharaoh....

you get the point!
(the rest of the song has been edited for content)

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain being a true dwarf was soo drunk he tryed to kiss Ellessar but got beat down by a chair on his way over. ain still laying on the ground hiccups and laughs crazily:

over hills and under rocks and to the pub you'll find *hiccup* me,
drinking, drinking,*hiccup* drinking is what I do.*belch* .........

[Tar-Ancalime]

*looks strangely*
You do that dain!:rolleyes:

[¤-Elessar-¤]

DUDE! ANYONE GOT ANY Charlie Danies Band? ...honkey tonk bar assosiation...

[Dain Ironfoot]

common what about the Jerky boyz!!!

"you kick my dog!!"

[Tar-Ancalime]

eh...boys!:rolleyes:

heid-e-hied-e heid-e heid-e heide- heid-e- 0

[Dain Ironfoot]

oh, the doog dlo syad!!

[Ciryaher]

*shrugs and stands up, getting more beer*

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain realizing that he is speaking on a forgotin' toung he quickly looks over at the keg and gets one himself.

[Tar-Ancalime]

*snaps*
waiter, martini,shaken not stirred, with a splashe of white cranberry juice

*sings*

why do birds suddenly appear when i'm drinkng beer!

[Dain Ironfoot]

i wondered that myself??

[Tar-Ancalime]

you would, oh stout dwarf

[Beorn]

Devil went down to Georgia,
Lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind, was way behind,
He was willing to make a deal

He came upon a boy with a fiddle playin it hot
Devil jumped up on a hickory stump, and said "Boy lemme tell ya what,"
You play a pretty good fiddle, but give the devil his due,
I bet a fiddle o' gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you.



I've no idea how far off the true words I am, but I think I've them close...


EDIT: Mike proposes a toast:

To my 1000th post!

YYYYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Mithrandir]

CONGRATS MIKE B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D
to celebrate Mithers puts in one of his favorite albums,Nicolas Payton, "Payton's Place"
"Ahhhhhh, now that's music"

[Tar-Ancalime]

*claps as tar(she) falls off the couch from too many martinis:D*

Oh i wish i were a fish, i wish that fish were me, so if i were a fish than no one would bother me! wahoo!

I'll be signing autographs after the show
*passes out*

[Cygnus]

"..."

Naz just stands there and doesn't do anything, still bewildered by everything

[Tar-Ancalime]

(hicup) hello Naz, autograph, is that what your here for???
*passes out*

[Cygnus]

Naz watchs Tar fall

"..."

He is still very confused as it.

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer comes out of the Room " where the hell is Ellesar"

*Eomer then takes out his fishing rod

"Hey Tar i like fishing you know" Eomer then casts it at Tar but it get tangled up on a chair "Although i'm not that good lol"

Eomer then gets on the floor and start Break Dancing he then sees that everyone is looking at him "aahhh gotogo" Eomer then walks back to his chair

[¤-Elessar-¤]

yay-
when the devil finished johnny said
well your pretty good, there son
but sit down in that chair right there
and let me show you how it's done.

And he played-
Fire in the mountains
run boys run
the devils in the house of the rising sun
(dont know this line)
cant turn back now
no boy, no

And the devil bowed his head
'cause he knew that he'd been beat
and he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feat
And johnny said
"devil just come on back, if u ever wanna try again,
I done told you once,
you sone of a (b-word)
i'm the best there's ever been


(i think I left a big part out of that)

[¤-Elessar-¤]

yay-
when the devil finished johnny said
well your pretty good, there son
but sit down in that chair right there
and let me show you how it's done.

And he played-
Fire in the mountains
run boys run
the devils in the house of the rising sun
(dont know this line)
cant turn back now
no boy, no

And the devil bowed his head
'cause he knew that he'd been beat
and he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feat
And johnny said
"devil just come on back, if u ever wanna try again,
I done told you once,
you sone of a (b-word)
i'm the best there's ever been


(i think I left a big part out of that)

Yay, fishin'! I don' think I fished in a good month or so :eek:

Hey, I think I'm sober! Dengen, do you read this thread anymore? If you do I think we should preform a concert for these people.
ANYONE A BASIST OR DURMMER? We could play blackhole sun-
In my eyes, indispose
in disgusies no one knows
Lies the face, lies the snake
In (something) my disgrace....(lots of lines)
blackhole sun, wont you come,
and wash away the rain
Blackhole sun, wont you come
wont you come


yay (okey, maybe I still a little drunk :))

[Tar-Ancalime]

*wakes up in temporary chambers*
eh...where am I?
*casually makes her way down the stairway the the hall*

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain is now wearing his pants on his head!!:( :(

[Tar-Ancalime]

*runs upstairs*
dammit, i do not need to see that in the morning!

[Cygnus]

Naz sits down in a chair

"Oh well... pass the ale someone."

[Tar-Ancalime]

*runs back down*

Waiter, orange juice table six!

[Talierin]

*Tal enters the party hall, hears the music, and wades her way through the piled up drunken bodies on the floor over to the CD player, where she promtly starts up the oldies and ABBA. There's some good stuff!*

[Dain Ironfoot]

dain then shuts it off and playz "high way to hell"

[Talierin]

*Tal whaps him with the Stick of Moderation and starts her music again.*

[Dain Ironfoot]

dain breaks the stick and again playz acdc

[Talierin]

*Tal brings out the Great Eraser and erases Dain's post along with his CDs. Soon the oldies are back.*

DO NOT MESS WITH THE STICK!

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain asks nicely if he can play some Frank sanatra???

[Talierin]

Okay, that's fine. I'll go with anything 70's and below, and Celtic and Broadway.

[Dain Ironfoot]

good

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer then gets out his Mp3player and starts break dancing on the floor while listening to good old Dance and Techno. Eomer then sees everyone looking at him. Eomer the changes his song back Chinese and starts sing out loud but no one can understand him he then goes back to his chair continue eating more Peking Duck

[Cygnus]

*Naz reaches into his cloak and pulls out a CD player and turns it on and listens to Rush ignoring everyone as he drinks his ale*

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Elessar quietly goes over and picks up the record player (really people, the 70's ARE OVER). He then motions to the door, his servant brings in a Huge speaker, he is followed by two others, one brings another speaker, and the other brings a mixing table. Elessar puts on his moderation proof armor and walks up to the table, and does his favorite mix of Dragula.
-Dig through the ditches,
burn through the witches
Slam in the back of my DRAGULA!-

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer then walks into a Large Room. 9 men follow him 4 holding Large Speakers each, 2 holding SUB-WOOFERS SPEAKERS, 2 holding Dj turntables and cds, then a man walks out of the room and sticks a sign on the wall:


Come into The Club Of Rohan

Where Dj Eomer will be playing. Eomer, Dj of Rohan, King of Rohan ,Wizard of Rohan. Come now before the offer ends meet Eomer exclusive the Dj of Rohan

Then two tall men walk infront of the room acting as Body Guards

*Suddenly the Door to the Hall starts to bang with loud thumps. A man opens the door and running in is a group of People ready to have fun. They run to the Line wanting to Get in the Club of Rohan. Lothiriel comes walks throught the door of the Hall and walks into the Club. when everyone is in, there is music playing where everyone is dancing to good old Techno and Dance

[¤-Elessar-¤]

DUDE! COOL!

Ok, now we really have to put a band together so we can get a gig at the club, any basists or drummers out there (c'mon, it's only a forum, you dont even have to really play)!

[Eomer Dinmention]

Ellesar and everyone if you have a band or can sing if you want to play in the Club of Rohan then just feel free to come and ask me or if not come in then listen to my Dance and Techno Yeah

[Mithrandir]

OOO OOOOO I love good ol' Frankie' put that baby in.:D :D :D :D

[Ciryaher]

*creates laser beams, strobe effects, and distortion fields to entertain those dancing*

[Eomer Dinmention]

thanks Cir *Eomer continues to play his music

[Tar-Ancalime]

*shrugs at stick of moderation*
Linkin park anyone?:D

[Eomer Dinmention]

If anyone does not like my music then feel free to set up a room to your likings ok music ask anyone of my men and they will be happy to help you

[Arathin]

Anyone ever heard of Whisky in the Jar. It's Irish drinking music.
Eormer why don't you start a brake-dancing song combo.
Elessar I play one hell of a mean drum.

[Cygnus]

Continues to ignore everyone else playing their music because he's got his head phones on and is still blaring Rush and various other 80's bands including: Pink Floyd, Guns and Roses, R.E.M, etc etc)

[Galan`Black]

w00t 80's bands rock! Dead Kennedys, R.E.M,

the end of the world....

[Arathin]

I agree. Yo Eormer play some funky 80's sh..

[Ness]

After walking around for a while and listening to everyones music, and lauging at everybody, Ness decides that he is one of the only ones here at the parts that is still sober. Ness finds ness and eomer, and takes them to the side, suddenly, in the middle of the dining hall, the tables start to move, and a space is cleared in the middle of the hall, a ball of light starts to form, and suddenly there is a mass of DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION MACINES, a barrier is formed around them to keep everyone from rushing, ness, mith, and eomer (since they are all asian...kind of) get on, a start playing, after the first song is compleated, the barriers are removed, and everyone watching, amazed, jumps on, and starts playing. the ddr music drones out the winged nazgul's music, after 10 minuets of trying to be patient and not pay attention, he walks over and pulls the plug out of the machines. ness moves the macines to the Rohan game room, and joins Eomer in his techno club. :)

[Beorn]

I've seen DDR and heard about it, but never played...

[Arathin]

Finally some more kick @$$ music.
Arathin grabs another beer and drains it in one sip.

[Cygnus]

SPRINGS UP OUT OF HIS CHAIR THROWS OFF HIS HEAD PHONES AND IN ALL HIS BLACK CLOAKED GLORY RUSHS AT THE FIRST DDR MACHINE CLOSE TO HIM! Once on the Machine he busts out to "Trip Machine: Luv Mix"

[¤-Elessar-¤]

steam comes out of his ears (80s pop, 80s pop, MTV, 80s hair are the thoughs running through his head) Stands on a table, and plugs his fender (not a strat, a cheapy) into the 50 watt amp. He begins to play Battery by Metallica.

[Arathin]

Yyyyyyyaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooo!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arathin burst out and accompanies Elessar's fender with her drum set.

[Cygnus]

stops playing DDR and grabs his bass guitar and starts playing along

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain gets a bottle of 1932, a good year

[Valar]

Grabs my orignal '59 gold top les paul and plugs it into my marshall signuture stackers ( i actually own these:D but then again i do own a music shop!)
Starts playing finger licking lead!!!

[Tar-Ancalime]

*dances(which she isn't good at anyway:D)*

This is great but eomer , Linkin park please?

[Dain Ironfoot]

crawling or "in the end"

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Elessar finishes it up with the last solo and puts the bass tabs for "Spoonman" in front of Naz. "How fast can U learn these?"

[Tar-Ancalime]

Dain that is hard desicioun...*thinks* Paper cut!

[Dain Ironfoot]

or 'on the edge'

[Valar]

NOOO!!! Lets have some good music.......Jimi hendrix
*Gets out his wah-wah peddal!!*

[Tar-Ancalime]

I like paper cut! and valar this is good music!

[Dain Ironfoot]

hows about some acdc

[Tar-Ancalime]

nah...Sum 41, Blink 182, jettingham

[Valar]

Ok this is a bad argument to get into because everyone here probally has completly different music tastes.


.........Cough led zepplien......:D

[Cygnus]

Pretty fast... *looks over the tab briefly and starts to play*

[Kementari]

Hey anyone else think we should play Abbey Road [the Beatles]?!

[Mithrandir]

"WOW WHAT A PARTY," yells Mith. over all the confusion, than he starts playing more DDR, and once he is done, he busts out his Trumpet, majicly puts a Jazz band w/ him, and starts jammin' on a variety of Jazz tunes.

[Dain Ironfoot]

Jazz baby!!!

[EverEve]

hey everyone! sorry im late,i......er.....got lost. but i figured out how to get here any way because u can hear the music and yelling a long way away. wat did i miss?

[Cygnus]

Sniffs the air and looks toward the kitchen "Somethings burning..."

[Ness]

Ness smiles upon everyone playing DDR, i had no idea that so many people on this forum liked that game...altough it is like the best game in the world.

[EverEve]

stares in wonder at all the drunk people around her...wonder where a waiter is so she can get watever they had

[Tar-Ancalime]

Jazz...sounds kush!

Waiter, Martini, with a hint of grape juice!

*walks to rest on couch, and whipes sweat from her forehead*

[Cygnus]

points at the kitchen

"Burning... burning... somethings burning in there"

[EverEve]

calls to waiter. asks for a double martini

[Tar-Ancalime]

I inspire people! yahoo

[Cygnus]

Looks at Tar

"Nah i think yer imagining things" Takes a drink of his ale

[Tar-Ancalime]

hmph, well spooty pooty on you too nazzy! *drinks her martini in one gulp*

[Beorn]

*Mike leaves the party because no one can agree on music!*

[Tar-Ancalime]

*tar goes to the pool-room*

[Talierin]

*Tal leaves with Mike for she dislikes the stuff they're playing. "Where we going?" she askes him.*

[Cygnus]

Tries to go else where but walks into a wall and passes out

[Arathin]

"Hey Elessar we're loosen people left and right." yells Arathin after they finish the song. "What are we gonna play next?" Downs a pint of ale.

[¤-Elessar-¤]

*ponders peoples musical tastes and finnaly comes to a decision.

"We shall play some Temple of the Dog" Begins to play the song "hungerstrike" in memorial to the Afgan refugees in Australlia(was it australlia? or maybe austria? I dunno).

*wonders vaugley if anyone here even knows who TotD is.....

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Looks around at the stares he is getting from the crowd, he remembers a request from earlier, he whispers to the band. They get up and play "Come Together"(beatles) and then move right into "Stairway to Heaven" And then right into "highway to hell" and then his fingers fall off (remind me not to play stairway to heaven for a while)

[Kementari]

"Come together... YEAH" (LOL!)

[Talierin]

*In the quiet after Elessar's racket, they can hear the faint sound of Tal and Mike singing "Sha-na-na, hey hey! goodbye!" as they walk away.*

[Mithrandir]

Mithrandir waves goodbye to Tal. and Mike and then continues to play.

[Eomer Dinmention]

Eomer then plays Linkin Park just for Tar
Once that is finished Eomer starts playing a Techno version of LOTR soundtracks


YEah\

He then gets everyone to stand around Eomer and Ness while they start Break Dancing

[Dain Ironfoot]

Next its open mic. tell jokes, lipsink, or sing your fav. song.!!!!

[Aerin]

*Aerin cringes when the word "karaoke" comes up. She runs after Tal and Mike.*

"I want to listen to Enya or Loreena McKennitt or maybe a little Debussy..." ;)

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain get up and does "Blue swade shoes"

[Kementari]

*Gets up and sings "Yellow Submarine" til she gets booed off the stage*

[EverEve]

gets on after kem, and does her best to sing "abbey road" but she doesnt quite kno the words. she attempts to dance while she sings but trips over the mic cord and gets knocked out.

[Tar-Ancalime]

*somehow walks in at exactly the right time!*

I heard some singing and...evereve what happend!:p

[EverEve]

wakes up on the floor where she fell, and asks for something else to drink

[Cygnus]

Gets up on the stage and busts out his Geddy Lee style imatation and sings "Roll the Bones" completely ignoring having not noticed it happened at all.

[¤-Elessar-¤]

looks around at the comotion at the party, he puts his guitar backstage and brings out an acustic, he doesn't get back on stage, he exits the party and finds a big tree upon the plains of Rohan, he then sits and begins to play Wishlist.

[Arathin]

As soon as the word kareoke was mentioned, Arathin went for a quiet, well muffled, walk through the garden paths.

[Cygnus]

Naz frowns as everyone boos his singing. He sneers and shakes his head and yells

"AHHH!! YOU ALL JUST DON'T HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC!"

Naz the proceeds to walk of stage and go outside

[Ciryaher]

*takes a sip of his beer which suddenly changed flavor after someone's hand passed over it*

*screams* Charlie in the trees!

*dives under a table and whips out his eggplant, frantically waving it in the form of Mikhail Gorbachev's liver spot*

[Nimawae's hope]

Who the heck is "Charlie in the trees"? Is it dangerous? If its dangerous somebody get me an EGGPLANT!!! Hey, Cir, what does Gorbachev's liver spot look like?:confused:

[Valar]

As allways oblivious to whats happening, shouts to the crowed
"Its my 100th post!!! Hurray!!!:D :D :D "

[Tar-Ancalime]

Good job I pased that mark a long long time ago under Celerbrian!

[Nimawae's hope]

Uh, Valar, did you realize that you are actually on your ONE HUNDRED ELEVENTH POST? Or as Bilbo would say eleventy first post.:D Well anyway, congrats. It will be awhile before I hit a hundred posts.

[Valar]

At the time i posted i was on 100 but i was busy since then. Now i'm more doh! Oh well.:D
*waiter bring champane for everyone!!*

[Nimawae's hope]

Oops, sorry. My mistake. Guess I'd better pay more attention next time.:o

[Valar]

Don't worry easy to make, care for some champane???

*Grabs his guitar again seeing as its all quite, plays thankyou by led zep, to errrrr thank everyone!!*

[Arathin]

While all this is going on inside, Arathin slowly walks the paths outside trying to relax before the HANG OVER OF DOOM hits. As she walks she hears music that is not coming from inside, but from outside.

[EverEve]

thanx for the champagne valar:D such a kind soul:p

[Tar-Ancalime]

I'll go for some champagne, dark queens have very sophisticated tastes:D !

*turns on spongebob*

[Ciryaher]

You don't know who Charlie is?! You obviously have no knowledge of 'Nam!

*is now well over his 'Nam trip*

Anyways, I think I'll go listen to the Alan Parsons Project in my own little world. It's all psychobabble rap to me.

[Cygnus]

Comes back inside to get another drink, which he downs, then he walks into the kitchen to find out what was burning

[Eomer Dinmention]

*The Club of Rohan closes.
Eomer walks out of the hall

[Tar-Ancalime]

"anyone else interested in watching sponge bob??"

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer walks back in with 5 soldiers Guarding him. Eomer then walks to Lothiriel and takes her to the second floor when he can see everyone .


"Everyone may i have you attention. I thankyou all for coming. I hope you enjoyed yourselves. If you need anything else then ask the Waiters. May Eru keep you safe in your journies but i must leave now to Rivendell where there is war. I bid you a farewell"

*Eomer walks out and then sets to Rivendell with his army of men


This is my 500th post yeah

[Arathin]

Hears the party starting to brake up. Continues to walk in the soothing darkness, as she follows this new music to its source.

[Tar-Ancalime]

see ya' for awhile

[EverEve]

is time to leave already.....i dont wanna leave yet.............for some reason, i feel as though i just got here

[Eomer Dinmention]

No the party is not over i never said it was i only said that i was leaving the party may go forever if it endures it

Keep on partying

[Cygnus]

Naz comes out in the kitchen and says *Don't go in there... there are a bunch of deep fried..." as he trails off and leaves the party

[Eomer Dinmention]

I NOW MAKE A STATEMENT. THE PARTY IS STILL ON PLEASE CONTINUE WITH THE MUSIC I WAS JUST LEAVING. LET THE PARTY GO ON PLEASE

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Elessar plays on, under the giant tree. He hears footsteps in the distance but plays on, he no longer knows what the music is. It is a song of hope, and joy, and disapointment, and sadness, and life, and death. The lay of life. He sings on, no longer knowing the words, until at last the footsteps stop behind him, he slows the music to a stop and waits. He looks to the plain, where wild horses play in the light of dusk. There are birds singing, their songs carried on the soft, warm wind from the south. All is right with the world, as rarely happens in times such as these.

[Nimawae's hope]

Thankyou, but I don't drink. How about some orange juice instead!

Alright! So I don't know who Charlie is. And what the heck is Nam!!! Would someone explain this to me? I seem to be at a loss. Ciryaher, you could have been clearer about what you are talking about!


*Holding her head* Maybe I'll take a little champagne after all. TAR!! Could you PLEASE find something a little more intellectually stimulating, besides SPONGE-BOB!!!....Ohh, my head!

[Valar]

Nimawae's hope, how old are you?? 'Nam is Vietnam, the war, and if you don't know what that was i give up. And a charlie in the tree's just means a enemy in the trees or sniper or something (correct me if i'm wrong)

Here have some more champagne

[Nimawae's hope]

OH, GEEZ!!! Is that what you are talking about? Of course I know what Vietnam is, and beleive it or not I have heard the shortened version ('Nam) many times. However, this is the first time that I saw the shortened version written out, so I'm sorry if I appeared totally stupid. As for my age I am eighteen, and have been told everything about what happened there (except maybe the terms).
And if someone had just told me what "Charlie in the trees" was I would have understood!! CIRYAHER!!!!

Yes, I will have more champagne, thank you!!! I'm a little irritated right now!!

[Valar]

No worrys, just wondered cos u could have been 7 (which is unlikely but who knows!!) Well a toast i suggest to peace and prosperity of all our friends and all our lands:D

[EverEve]

im glad (hiccup) nimawae got that cleared up for me......i was a little bit confuzzled (hiccup) there myself....can i have some more champagne (hiccup) to please? (hiccup)

[EverEve]

its my 100th post.!!! YEA!!!!

[Valar]

Congratulations Evereve, have some champagne

[Cygnus]

Naz pokes his head back in

"HEY! I've got to go and find myself a necromantress" After saying this he leaves