Haiku? God Bless You...

[Eonwe]

Well here it is, the one and only THETOLKIENFORUM Haiku thread. From an original Haiku by daisy.

Haiku is described at
http://www.lsi.usp.br/usp/rod/poet/haiku.html

I don't claim to be an expert. Do your best. Basically it is 3 lines, with 5 syllables the first line, 7 the second and 5 the last line.

Here's mine to start (try not to laugh):

Treebeard is an Ent
He's the oldest living thing
Strides LONG in Fangorn

daisy you better do yours HAHA :)

edited: ps the website is iffy at best... sorry

[daisy]

Little guy Frodo
Scared Ringbearer in Mordor
Sam will protect you.

????

haiku=evil

daisy:)

[Eonwe]

this one's for Bucky :)

Oh Tom Bombadil
Don't you know my name yet boy?
Vala, Maia, or earth spirit which?

[YayGollum]

Gollum the hero
He saved all of Middle Earth
Because he's so great.

Yay Gollum Haikus!:D

[Eonwe]

that was so preciousss :D

Sauron was a Maia
Spirit of Cruelty on Fire
Lord of Barad-dur

[Branwen]

How about this:
Sure ahyai
Orenya quete nin:
Auta i lome!
:)

[Kit Baggins]

Show-off :p !

What does it mean?

~Kit :p

[Branwen]

In Quenya,this would mean:
Wind changes
My heart tells me:
The night is passing!
kinda banal,but as for a beginner...:):)

[Eonwe]

kewl!

[daisy]

How about this

Oh Orlando Bloom's sorrow
Didn't know his life
Would be this way - type cast hell!

the joy, the pain....

daisy the flower fan of blondie elf....

[Kuduk]

Hee, hee, hee, those are good.

But what if Tolkien had been into haiku....

Three Rings for Three Elves
Seven for the Seven Dwarves
Nine for the Dead Men

One Ring for Dark Lord
In shadowy Mordor Land
Don't mess with One Ring

Hmm, maybe it's just as well he wasn't.

[Harad]

Glorfindel only
Had one chance to rise and shine.
Arwen's time has come.

[Diabless]

Shelob:
I smell yummy flesh
Two hobbits coming this way
You have done well, Slink

[Eonwe]

Now THAT was a haiku!! :):):D

And now one for me:

Nit-picking Weenies
Its different from the book
Please get over it