Lotr The Musical? Any Suggestions? [Archive]

Diabless

01-25-2002, 04:42 PM

How about Sam and Frodo singing Disney's Alladin- "A Whole New World"
on arriving at Mordor

Chrous: A whole new world
a stinking filfth I never knew

cause when your in this mess
there's nothing less
and now I am in this filfthy world with you
(now I am in this whole new dump)

Unbelievable hights
indescribable feelings
Frodo's weighd down by the ring
and I think I think I wanna sing

(Chorus)

There is an Eye up there
were coming into his lair
we really dont want to ooo get caught

A whole new world
(what a dump)
that's where were gonna die
at the gaze of the eye
a sad dark place
and it's a race
for you and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Diabless

01-25-2002, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by cortezthekiller
Rent is a good listen...even better in person. How about "the Tango Smeagol"?

After being left in Shelob's lair by Gollum

Sam: I told you not to trust him
Frodo: that's Smeagol but can I help since we're here
Sam: I kicked him the rear
Frodo: great!
Sam: wait he's three hours late

S:Can you see that huge big spider
F: Ohhhh yes I can
S: do something anything
F: the ring! the ring?
S: anything but that

F: this is scary
S: it's scary
F: F*cking scary
S: and she's starting to get pretty close
F: holy sh*t holy sh*t
S: we are in huge deep sh*t and to top it al off it's his fault.
When I see him so gonna kill him
and he'll wish that he never brought us here.
F: as a matter of...run!
S: look there he is ,Gollum!

F and S:it's called the tango Smeagol
F and S: The tango Smeagol
He's a rotten filfthy little wretch
he pretends to be our guide
then he lives us, runs and hide
but the end it will come. He's not playing us dumb till we get flung and stung and turn black

F: I think I know what you mean
S: And he can be such a feen
Smeagol: My precciousssssssss
F and S: That smeagol (echo)- Sam heads right for Gollum meanwhile Shelob attcks Frodo

S: Master? Master!
S: the tango Smeagohllllllllllllll

Diabless

01-25-2002, 05:18 PM

How about the Lord of the Nazgul singing to Frodo on Weathertop
"Frodo we need that riiiing. Got to have youuur riiing. Frodo give us the riiiiing. We really neeed that riiing" o the tune of "Baby I need your lovin'" by Diana Ross and the Supremes (I think)

and

"Stop! In the name of Sauron before we take you ooooon."
"Stop! In the name of Sauron before we take you ooooon. "
"Think this all ovehhr" (give us the ring)
"Think this all ovehhr" (why dont you just give us the riiiing)

When we were kings we never had trououble
Went around ordering people on the double
Then Sauron tricked us with these rings
now we are horrid, scary, dark thiiings

But maybe we'll get better if you just giiive us the riing

"Think this all ovehhr" (give us the ring)
"Think this all ovehhr" (why dont you just give us the riiiing)
"Stop! In the name of Sauron before we take you ooooon."
"Stop! In the name of Sauron before we take you ooooon. "

Oook you 've decided to go the hard way
So ill stab you and just take what I maaay (stab)
But waiiit theeere is a ranger
Now we're iiiin danger

"Think this all ovehhr" (give us the ring-(while falling)
"Think this all ovehhr" (why dont you just give us the riiiing- (while falling)
"Stop! In the name of Sauron before we take you ooooon."
"Stop! In the name of Sauron before we take you ooooon. "
"This is not over."
This is not over."
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech

Diabless

01-25-2002, 05:19 PM

Please post if you think those were funny:p

snapdragon

01-25-2002, 05:20 PM

I'm dying over here! Absolutely hysterical!

Diabless

01-25-2002, 05:22 PM

Thank you:rolleyes:

Afterglow

01-25-2002, 11:16 PM

::Applaudes Diabless:: Magnificent!

bunnywhippit

01-25-2002, 11:37 PM

*joins in with the applauding* That was fantastic Diabless! HILARIOUS!! I was singing along to all of them. (Hope no one heard me. ;))

Kementari

01-25-2002, 11:46 PM

Lol! Very funny Diabless

Beatles Lotr

At Bilbos birthday party the hobbits sing "For the Benefit of MR Kite"

When the hobbits are pursued across the Shire by the B Riders Frodo sings "Help"
when i was younger so much younger than today, i never needed anybodies help in anyway....

When the hobbits first see Strider they sing "Nowhere Man" (lol! :D)

When the Fellowship is appointed Frodo sings "With a Little help from my Friends"

Aerin

01-26-2002, 07:07 AM

Have Aragorn sing the song "Hero" for Arwen....:D
*Ducks as rotten garbage is pelted her way...*

Eomer Dinmention

01-26-2002, 09:30 AM

*Elrong singing to Arwen and Aragorn Craig David: fill me in

nah that sucks

Gary Gamgee

01-26-2002, 12:04 PM

Frodo says to Gollum on the way to Mordor "How do you survive out here?" Gollum bursts into song

"Weeelll you gotta picka pocket or two.."

Kementari

01-26-2002, 06:16 PM

Beatles Lotr cont.

Saruman trys to convince Gandalf to join Saruon by singing "Come Together"

Aragorn sings "When i'm 64" to Arwen

Isildur's Bane

01-26-2002, 08:45 PM

Wacko Jacko's Thiller in Moria?

and how would shelob play four sets of spoons? you need two hands and one knee per set of spoons. I make that two sets of spoon.

Gary Gamgee

01-26-2002, 09:09 PM

ok ok she plays the bag pipes

Isildur's Bane

01-26-2002, 09:15 PM

but would she play the bagpipes, or attempt to procreate

Gary Gamgee

01-26-2002, 09:31 PM

LMAO Frodo Sam and Smeagol skipping and singing into Mordor whilst Shelob is desperately trying to figure out how mate with bagpipes.

Diabless

01-27-2002, 09:25 PM

Those are great! I love Gary Gamgee's and Kementari's!

Gary Gamgee

01-27-2002, 10:08 PM

Thank you.

HLGStrider

01-27-2002, 10:28 PM

The only problem with Aragorn singing "When I'm 64" is that he was already 87....
That love scene on the bridge in the movie is sort of like the end romance scene inthe music man.. You know
"There were birds all around, but I never heard them singing... Oh I never heard them at all... Til there was you...." Two lovers on the bridge...
Eowyn could make sort of a Johnny Angel...
"Aragorn... How I love him... I'd like to have him to myself... But he went off and married an elf..."
OOO... That's bad.

EverEve

01-28-2002, 01:43 AM

LOL! these are hilarious! heres my attempt..
whenthe fellowship is at the bridge of khazad-dum they all sing:

we went out on a quest with bill fernys horse
we hadnt gotten very far
when there in the mines, straight ahead
there were some orcs, but there leader was dead*

they tried to kill us, so we ran to the briiidge
i'll never forget the balrog, that night
its hideous face, and firey whip
how we all thought that it was dead

but at the last second , it took gandalf too
how we watned to help, but there was nothin to do
it was so sad, we were miserable
but we had to go on, and finish wat we set ouut to do

its to the tune of where o where can my baby be (i think thats the name)

*(cuz they had already killed him, u see earlier)

Diabless

01-28-2002, 10:39 PM

If anyone has any suggestions for Merry and Pippin with the Uruk-hai or with the Ents I would love to write lyrics for them If you give me a song and a theme then I can write lyrics! It's fun. BTW I am 15 so I know Beatles and I know Beach Boys but I do not know any old movie songs.

elenya

01-28-2002, 11:24 PM

Sung to the tune of Yesterday by the Beatles

Yesterday
Mordor seemed so far away.
From the orcs I need to hide away
Oh I believe in yesterday

Suddenly
Gollum left us for a spider to eat
We drove her back with the stench of our feet
Now my goal seems hard to meet.

Why we had to go
I don't know Elrond wouldn't say
Why did I volunteer?
Now I long for yesterday ay ay ay.

Suddenly
Hobbiton seems lame I want to meet
Really cool elves in havens so I'll leave
Oh yesterday came suddenly.

Yesterday
No one spoke of rings, just weed all day
Now I'm one finger short but on my way
Oh I believe in yesterday.

I believe in yesterday.

EverEve

01-29-2002, 12:02 AM

that was awesome elenya.....a lot better than mine..yours actually makes sense (well more sense than mine):D

Kementari

01-29-2002, 12:21 AM

Thanks Diabless!

Lol everyone :D those are great!

elenya

01-29-2002, 12:27 AM

Wow! Someone likes my song! And I made it up on the spot too! EverEve, yours is awsome! It makes perfect sens!

EverEve

01-29-2002, 01:49 AM

thanx i feel loved:D

elenya

01-29-2002, 02:28 AM

We ALL love you EverEve!!:D

OK I didn't actually make this up but I found it on the net and it's just too good NOT to post!

Isildur is at the crack of doom with the ring.

I was gonna go research the Ring
But then I got high.
I was gonna destroy the bloody thing
But then I got high.
Now the world is in imminent danger
And I know why.
Because I got high, because I got high,
Because I got high.

Just too hood NOT to put. I dies laughing when I read it!:D :D :D

Diabless

01-29-2002, 04:27 AM

To the tune of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles

picture yourself at the gates of a city
with gleaming white marble
and towers sky high
horns are being blown
the blowers of the horns
are men of silver and black

happy people walk the streets
greeeting your return
look for the men of silver and black and they're there

Minas Tirith in the clouds and cliffs
Minas Tirith in the clouds and cliffs
Minas Tirith in the clouds and cliffs
Oooohhhhhh

go to the king's hall
Denethor sits there
my father
the wise of the wise
the palantir tells him of Sauron's next move
and he knows just what to do

huge white walls tower sky high
protecting the ciiiityyyy
from the blackness and darkness of Mooooordorr

Minas Tirith in the clouds
Minas Tirith in the clouds
Minas Tirith in the clouds
Oooohhhhhh

PS.. would not it be fun for the songs to be never ending and other people could make up lyrics, At least with this one there's no clsoure so other people could write lyrics for it.

elenya

01-29-2002, 05:10 AM

We need more Beatles lyrics! Thoes were great! Or we should all make one never ending song. Like something to the tune of the song that never ends....Hmmm...I think i'll do that and it will never end...buahahaha!!:D

Branwen

01-29-2002, 07:22 AM

Those all are great!!!
How about Elrond singing this(Beatles again:)):
Hey Frodo
Don't make it bad
Take the One Ring
And make it disappear
Remember not to let it into your heart
Then you can start to make it disappear
And anytime you feel the pain,
Hey Frodo,refrain,
Don't carry the ME upon your shoulders
For well you know that Sauron's fool
Who plays it cool by making the ME a little colder
Hey Frodo,
Don't make it bad...
:)

Diabless

01-29-2002, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by Branwen
Those all are great!!!
How about Elrond singing this(Beatles again:)):
Hey Frodo
Don't make it bad
Take the One Ring
And make it disappear
Remember not to let it into your heart
Then you can start to make it disappear
And anytime you feel the pain,
Hey Frodo,refrain,
Don't carry the ME upon your shoulders
For well you know that Sauron's fool
Who plays it cool by making the ME a little colder
Hey Frodo,
Don't make it bad...
:)

You were chosen
for a reason
there's eight great guys to help you on your mission
and they'll help you get to Mordor
And anytime you feel the need
to put on the ring
just remember what I have told you
Even though it will make you invisible
it will eventually take you over
Nah nah nah na nah...

(someone else continue the song. Quote the whole song, then continue. Idea: Do different people's point of views: Gandalf's, Sam's, Aragorn's ect.. This could be reeeelly fun. Our masterpiece )
:D

singleton

01-29-2002, 11:24 PM

When the fellowship is gathered and they've set off they could sing ''We're Following the Leader
How about the Gandalf Blues when he falls at Moria.

''I've got the gandalf blues,''
he fell down a pit,
with a balrog for company,
I got the gandalf blues!

and then when he comes back aragorn,Gimli and Legolas sing,

'' He's back today hip hip hoorah!
we can rest today!
we were in a stew,
pursueing orcs,
we were in for defenite death,
But now we,re through Hip hip Hoorah!

Kementari

01-30-2002, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by Branwen
Those all are great!!!
How about Elrond singing this(Beatles again):
Hey Frodo
Don't make it bad
Take the One Ring
And make it disappear
Remember not to let it into your heart
Then you can start to make it disappear
And anytime you feel the pain,
Hey Frodo,refrain,
Don't carry the ME upon your shoulders
For well you know that Sauron's fool
Who plays it cool by making the ME a little colder
Hey Frodo,
Don't make it bad...

Originally posted by Diabless

You were chosen
for a reason
there's eight great guys to help you on your mission
and they'll help you get to Mordor
And anytime you feel the need
to put on the ring
just remember what I have told you
Even though it will make you invisible
it will eventually take you over
Nah nah nah na nah...

So let it out and let it in,
HEY Frodo
begin,
your waiting for someone to help you finnish your task,
and don't you know that its not Saruman
HEY Frodo
you do,
the person you need is Sam Gamgee

Na na, na, nana
na na na na

Hey Fro-oh-o-do
don't make it bad..... :D :eek:

LOL these are awesome. Well done guys!

YayGollum

01-30-2002, 01:16 AM

I wish I knew Beatles tunes at all. I could help you people out. Oh well, I'll just watch. :rolleyes:

singleton

01-31-2002, 11:19 PM

sauron at the point when Frodo casts the ring into Mount Doom:
MOVE ANY MOUNTAIN :rolleyes:

When Gimli kills an orc he sings 'another one bites the dust'

SarumansTreason

02-01-2002, 04:14 AM

For the wizards:
Saruman singing,
"Rings are a Wizard's best friend."
Ewoyn (SP) can sing "On my own" from Les Mis about aragorn. But, as something PJ would do, she would go and get killed by the witch-king like Epoinie did in Les Mis.
When Frodo is "dead" sam could sing, "I will always love you" by Whitney Houston.
When Gollum is in one of his little debates. He could sing "Memory":
"Mem'ry, all alone without my ring,"
Lastly, when Gandalf falls they could sing, "God rest ye merry Gentlemen"-- just for fun. Or they could really sing, "I will survive".
The thing is, If I don't write this musical, Andrew Loyld Weber must!
Any casting calls for the characters?
I personally see Michael Crawford as frodo. He'd make everything mellow-dramatic just like the frodo in the book.
Possibly Carol Channing(sp) for Galadriel-- as long as it wouldn't be Barbara Striezand!
Oh, and quite possibly, maybe we could cast Nicole Kidman as Arwen.

Diabless

02-01-2002, 04:35 AM

When Frodo is "dead" sam could sing, "I will always love you" by Whitney Houston.
The image of Sam singing that about Frodo brought tears to my eyes:(:rolleyes:

YayGollum

02-01-2002, 02:10 PM

Boo, Sam! I want to be Gollum in your musical! :D

Branwen

02-05-2002, 11:23 AM

..orcs' choir singing to Sauron:
'He's a real darkness man
Sittin' in his dark black land
Making all his dirty plans for dark army
Darkness man,please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Darkness man,Mordor is at your command...'
:)

Gary Gamgee

02-05-2002, 11:46 PM

Boromir singing to Frodo (from Gypsy)

"I had a dream a wonderful dream Frodo
a dream about us Frodo
we'll take the ring and use it agaist Him
Let's go to Gondor i know we can make it"

Diabless

02-07-2002, 05:29 PM

For the wizards:
Saruman singing,
"Rings are a Wizard's best friend."

How about:

A staff with some wrath can be quite continental
But Ring's are a wizard's best friend
a Palantir's great but it's still wont conquer Middle Earth or
even help with your mirth

Rings are great when you are late but beware when He (Sauron) starts to descend

But Rings are a wizard's best friend
:cool:

tookish-girl

02-10-2002, 05:49 PM

Okay, everyone, as much as I love the beatles I'm not feeling creative enough to do my own versions, so I'll try the Strokes instead (hope you know who I'm talking about!)

Last Nite: The Strokes, takes place after Lothlorien and the meeting with Galadriel.

Frodo (to Sam):
Last night, she said
"Oh, baby
I feel so down
When I look in the mirror
All I see is fear"
So I, I turned 'round
"Oh, baby
Don't care no more
I know this for sure
I'm walkin' out that door"

Well, I've been in the woods for
Just now fifteen minutes now
And baby, I feel so down
And I don't know why
I keep walkin' for miles

See, people
They don't understand
No, the Fellowship
They can't understand
And Boromir
He won't understand
On top of this
I ain't ever gonna understand

Last night, she said
"Oh, baby
Don't feel so down
The ring, I know,
To Mordor will go"

So I, I turn 'round
"Oh, baby
Gonna be all right"
It was a great big lie
'Cause I left that night, alone

Oh, Samwise
You won't understand
The hobbits
They won't understand
The elves
They won't understand
And me, I ain't ever
Gonna understand

Last night, she said
"Oh, baby
I feel so down
Won't you take this light?
For when you go to flight"
So I, I turn 'round
"Oh, Galadriel
I don't care no more
I know this for sure
I'm walking
Out that door"
Yeah

Sam: Course you are! And I'm coming with you!

Gary Gamgee

02-11-2002, 05:39 PM

How about Eowyn singing

"I'm just a sweet transvestite..."

tookish-girl

02-11-2002, 07:15 PM

She sings about Merry:
How do you do I,
See you've met my,
Faithful hobbitman,
He's just a little bought down because,
He's hungry and,
He thought you were the candyman....

Gary Gamgee

02-11-2002, 07:19 PM

:D Hahaha brilliant tg

legoman

02-11-2002, 07:24 PM

How about, Beatles again:
FRODO:
I'm so lonely, wanna die,
yeah I'm so lonely wanna die,
if I ain't dead already,
Sam you know the reason why.

Gary Gamgee

02-11-2002, 07:25 PM

How about this from Cabaret

Shelob singing to frodo

"you have to understand the way i am, my hobbit
a spider is a spider not a lamb, my hobbit
so i do, what i do
when i'm through,
you'll be through
toodle hoo"

tookish-girl

02-11-2002, 07:26 PM

Thanks, i love Rocky!
Here's one for when the hobbits wake up in the barrow-downs:
Hobbits: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
(Tom Bombadil: That ain't no crime)
Hobbits: And I get the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread.
(Tom Bombadil: That ain't no crime)
Frodo: Oh, woe is me! My life is a mystery!

Sorry, can't remember the rest of the words!

tookish-girl

02-11-2002, 07:31 PM

Oh, can't you see
That I'm at the start of a pretty big downer
I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed

Chorus That ain't no crime

Rocky Horror And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread

Chorus That ain't no crime
Okay, got them now:

Frodo: My high is low
I'm dressed up with no place to go
And all I know
Is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer
Sam: Oh, Frodo!

Tom and Hobbits: Sha la la la
That ain't no crime
Frodo: Oh no no no
Tom and Hobbits: Sha la la la
That ain't no crime

That pretty much is all the song it just gets repeated lots!

Diabless

02-11-2002, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by tookish-girl
She sings about Merry:
How do you do I,
See you've met my,
Faithful hobbitman,
He's just a little bought down because,
He's hungry and,
He thought you were the candyman....

Dont't get strung out by the way i look,
dont judge a book byt it's cover,
i a not much of a man because I am Eowyn
but I can still knock you out on the chin

I am just a sweet transvestite from brave Rohan...

tookish-girl

02-11-2002, 07:40 PM

In Middle Ear-ear-th!

Let me show you around, you're a hobbit I'll be bound,
You look like you're pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an Peter Jackson movie

This could get ridiculous.......
Do you think at Mount Doom the storm clouds are heavy black and pendulous?

Diabless

02-11-2002, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by tookish-girl
In Middle Ear-ear-th!

Let me show you around, you're a hobbit I'll be bound,
You look like you're pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an Peter Jackson movie

This could get ridiculous.......
Do you think at Mount Doom the storm clouds are heavy black and pendulous?
Nazgul: yes! and I wanna back to the master in black or he will be furious

So you wanna go back?
Well how about that
Well, blackie, don't you cry-ie
in this devastation and flames you can meet your doom
cause no living man am I-i

I am just a sweet transvestite from brave Rohan in Middle Ear-ear-th!

Diabless and Tookish-girl rock! Go Rocky, Lord of the Rings Show!
:D

:)

:p

Kit Baggins

02-11-2002, 11:00 PM

Rocky Horror! Yippee :D !!!

...why does everyone think Eowyn's a transvestite? (just wondering)

~Kit :p

Diabless

02-12-2002, 03:11 AM

I do not and I don't think Tookish-girl does either (though she might) but
SPOILER

she did dress like a man to go to the Battle of Pelennor
-Tookish and I were just making a joke about it

Gary Gamgee

02-12-2002, 07:49 AM

Frodo

It was great when it all began
i was a regular Gandalf fan
but it was over when he had a fight
and a balrog dragged him outta sight
now the only thing that gives me hope
is my love of certain sam
the ring tints my world
it gives me nothing but trouble and pain

Diabless

02-13-2002, 03:45 AM

Gary Gamgee,
That is PURE GENIUS also since I have the DVD and have watched that section about 10 times (no joke):D :) :D :p And it all rhymes!

Diabless

02-13-2002, 04:06 AM

Originally posted by Gary Gamgee
Frodo

It was great when it all began
i was a regular Gandalf fan
but it was over when he had a fight
and a balrog dragged him outta sight
now the only thing that gives me hope
is my love of certain sam
the ring tints my world
it gives me nothing but trouble and pain

Sam

I am just 45 years old
Somewhat pudgy to behold
and somebody should be told
that Stinker-Slinker has to be controlled
because he's someone who I really don't trust
if he attacks, kill him, i must
the Ring tints my world
it only gives me niothing but trouble and pain:p

Diabless

02-13-2002, 04:38 AM

this was a mistake. I did not see my post posted so I posetd again then I edited it to this:p

Anira the Elf

02-13-2002, 05:24 AM

how bout a song from smashmouth, i'm a believer.

"i thought the ring was only true in fairy tales,
meant 4 someone else but not 4 me,
sauron was out to get me,
that's the way it seemed,
the ringwraiths haunted all my dreeeeeeeeams,

Chorus: and then i saw the waaaaaaaaaar,now im a beleiver,
i wouldn't let an orc live if i tryyyyyyyyyy,
i'm in trouble, i will wiiiiiiiiiiin

i thought winning was more or less a given thing,
seems the nearer i get the more i get draged in,oh ya
what's the use of tryin', all u get is pain,
when i wanted peace, i got h***,

Chorus

(ha ha ha, i think that it's halarious. like it ??????)

Gary Gamgee

02-13-2002, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by Diabless

Sam

I am just 45 years old
Somewhat pudgy to behold
and somebody should be told
that Stinker-Slinker has to be controlled
because he's someone who I really don't trust
if he attacks, kill him, i must
the Ring tints my world
it only gives me niothing but trouble and pain:p

:D hahaha brilliant even more...

Gollum

It's beyond me
preeeeeecious help me
He wont get it you'll see
give me that ring today ay ay ay ay ay ay
what's this, lets see
I feel kindly
what's come over me
whoa here it comes again

(no i remembered)

tookish-girl

02-13-2002, 05:48 PM

Continuing Rose Tint My World....

Sauron: I feel released
Wear the ring, I'll make you deceased,
My evilness has increased.
Reality is here,
The game has been descended,
My head has been expanded,
It's a gas that Mount Doom's planted,
It's dust is so sincere.............

Diabless

02-13-2002, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by Anira the Elf
how bout a song from smashmouth, i'm a believer.

"i thought the ring was only true in fairy tales,
meant 4 someone else but not 4 me,
sauron was out to get me,
that's the way it seemed,
the ringwraiths haunted all my dreeeeeeeeams,

Chorus: and then i saw the waaaaaaaaaar,now im a beleiver,
i wouldn't let an orc live if i tryyyyyyyyyy,
i'm in trouble, i will wiiiiiiiiiiin

i thought winning was more or less a given thing,
seems the nearer i get the more i get draged in,oh ya
what's the use of tryin', all u get is pain,
when i wanted peace, i got h***,

Chorus

(ha ha ha, i think that it's halarious. like it ??????)

Just to clear up...that song was originally sung (I don't know about written) in the sixties by a band called the Monkees (I do not know much about then because I am only a 60s music fan not a Monkees fan):rolleyes:

Diabless

02-13-2002, 11:08 PM

I absolutely looooove the Rose Tints my World LOTR piece. Everyone who wrote part of it wrote it well (instead of one person messing the whole thing up)
The GENIUS of it makes me want to cry. LOTR was destined to be put into Rocky Horror music.
I would like to write out the whole song so everyone gets the full experience.
Any one posting more of it should quote the whole song:) It would be nicer

Originally posted by Gary Gamgee
Frodo

It was great when it all began
i was a regular Gandalf fan
but it was over when he had a fight
and a balrog dragged him outta sight
now the only thing that gives me hope
is my love of certain sam
the ring tints my world
it gives me nothing but trouble and pain

Originally posted by Diabless (me)
Sam

I am just 45 years old
Somewhat pudgy to behold
and somebody should be told
that Stinker-Slinker has to be controlled
because he's someone who I really don't trust
if he attacks, kill him, i must
the Ring tints my world
it only gives me niothing but trouble and pain

Originally posted by Gary Gamgee
Gollum

It's beyond me
preeeeeecious help me
He wont get it you'll see
give me that ring today ay ay ay ay ay ay
what's this, lets see
I feel kindly
what's come over me
whoa here it comes again

Originally posted by tookish-girl
Sauron

I feel released
Wear the ring, I'll make you deceased,
My evilness has increased.
Reality is here,
The game has been descended,
My head has been expanded,
It's a gas that Mount Doom's planted,
It's dust is so sincere.............Gary Gamgee

(that's technically the end (except for Dr. Scott and Rif Raff) but we can totally add more verses)

:p remember to quote if you add more (just my opinon)
And Gary Gamgee is a GENIUS

Gary Gamgee

02-13-2002, 11:48 PM

blush blush blush

thanx D

Anira the Elf

02-14-2002, 03:41 AM

i knew that. i was just using smashmouths version for the song!!!

tookish-girl

02-14-2002, 01:51 PM

Hey Diabless, what's wrong with the Monkees? I was so obsessive about them 5 years ago!
Here's a little bit more for the Rocky Horror song:

Gandalf (spoken):
Ach! We've got to get out of this trap
Before this Balrog saps our wills
I've got to be strong and try to hang on
Or else my mind, may well snap
And my life will be gone,
Fly you fools!

Gary Gamgee

02-15-2002, 12:32 AM

more of the floor show...

Saruman

Whatever happened to Gandalf The Grey
who once listened to what i said
now you've seen through my lies
how i started to cry
caused you wanted to be dressed just the same

Give your self over to absolute power
swim the warm waters of sins of the ring
we'll rule the world beyond any measure
and smoke some pipe-weed, together, forever

can't you just see it
oh ho oh oooooh

Gandalf

Don't bleat it
beat it

Diabless

02-15-2002, 02:52 AM

Originally posted by Gary Gamgee
more of the floor show...

Saruman

Whatever happened to Gandalf The Grey
who once listened to what i said
now you've seen through my lies
how i started to cry
caused you wanted to be dressed just the same

Give your self over to absolute power
swim the warm waters of sins of the ring
we'll rule the world beyond any measure
and smoke some pipe-weed, together, forever

can't you just see it
oh ho oh oooooh

Gandalf

Don't bleat it
beat it

Here's the rest!

"I'm a Wild and Untamed Thing"

Sauron
I am a dark and a deceptive thing
I am the Dark Lord and I wanna sing
I've got nine Ringwraiths and they're all on wing
I could controlyou if I had the Ring
So just you wait until I can take form
You're gonna have wish you were never bo-o-orn
When I get the Ring you'll be enslaved and have troubles and pai-ain

Aragorn
Sauron, Dark Lord
It’s all o-o-ver
We’ve killed you’re head Ringwraith
We have the Rohir-i-i-im
The Ring is in Mount Doom
Soon to be destroi-oi-yed
And once it is unma-ade
You will be no more

Any other Rocky Horror songs? Ta-ta-ta touch me? Damni Janet? Time Warp? We could do them all! We should publish this stuff. I am sharing it with all my friends by giving you guys credit! Go LOTR- Rocky Horror!

Diabless

02-15-2002, 02:57 AM

"Wild and Untamed Thing"

Sauron
I am a dark and a deceptive thing
I am the Dark Lord and I wanna sing
I've got nine Ringwraiths and they're all on wing
I could controlyou if I had the Ring
So just you wait until I can take form
You're gonna have wish you were never bo-o-orn
When I get the Ring you'll be enslaved and have troubles and pai-ain

Aragorn
Sauron, Dark Lord
It’s all o-o-ver
We’ve killed you’re head Ringwraith
We have the Rohir-i-i-im
The Ring is in Mount Doom
Soon to be destroi-oi-yed
And once it is unma-ade
You will be no more

More LOTR-Rocky Horror! Damnit Janet? Time Warp? We should really publish these

tookish-girl

02-15-2002, 06:20 PM

Oh my lord! The floorshow's fantastic!
Desperatly trying to think of how to do "Touch-a touch-a touch me" without relating it to Frodo and Sam (Sorry, just the way may mind works!)

Have we had this one yet?
Fantasy Fiction/Double Feature

Lips:
Peter Jackon made a feature
Called Heavenly Creatures
But he wanted to make a stand
So he got Christopher Lee
Star of Dracula 3,
Sean Astin was a Goonie Man
Then something went good
Coz they got Elijah Wood
And Sir Ian McKellan too
Then at a deadly time
It came from New Line
And this is how the trailer ran...

Fantasy fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
Saruman (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See goblins fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Gimli and Aragorn
Sean Bean stars in (ooh ooh ooh) A James Bond film
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show

Oh, Orlando Bloom
Had a big camera zoom
And Samwise had to look real fat
But you really can't beat
Elijah Wood's feat
When he saved the world in Deep Impact
Cate Blanchett was a queen
But was hard-ly seen
John Rhys-Davis was in Indiana Jones!
And Liv Tyler was there,
Which lots of people couldn't bear
She looked like a bag of bones
Like a...

Fantasy fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
Saruman (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See goblins fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Gimli and Aragorn
Sean Bean stars in (ooh ooh ooh) A James Bond film
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show
By R.K.O. - Wo oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
In the back row - Oh oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show

7doubles

02-15-2002, 06:24 PM

the orks can sing "we are the world we are the children" have king diamond conpose it. setting minas tirith the great battle. also in the tents play circus orgon grinders.

7doubles

02-16-2002, 12:11 AM

no realy i think they shoul have used led zepplin's "ramble on" to start or end the movie. i was disapointed by this i hate peter jackson's direction.

Gary Gamgee

02-16-2002, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by tookish-girl
Oh my lord! The floorshow's fantastic!
Desperatly trying to think of how to do "Touch-a touch-a touch me" without relating it to Frodo and Sam (Sorry, just the way may mind works!)

Have we had this one yet?
Fantasy Fiction/Double Feature

Lips:
Peter Jackon made a feature
Called Heavenly Creatures
But he wanted to make a stand
So he got Christopher Lee
Star of Dracula 3,
Sean Astin was a Goonie Man
Then something went good
Coz they got Elijah Wood
And Sir Ian McKellan too
Then at a deadly time
It came from New Line
And this is how the trailer ran...

Fantasy fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
Saruman (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See goblins fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Gimli and Aragorn
Sean Bean stars in (ooh ooh ooh) A James Bond film
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show

Oh, Orlando Bloom
Had a big camera zoom
And Samwise had to look real fat
But you really can't beat
Elijah Wood's feat
When he saved the world in Deep Impact
Cate Blanchett was a queen
But was hard-ly seen
John Rhys-Davis was in Indiana Jones!
And Liv Tyler was there,
Which lots of people couldn't bear
She looked like a bag of bones
Like a...

Fantasy fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
Saruman (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See goblins fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Gimli and Aragorn
Sean Bean stars in (ooh ooh ooh) A James Bond film
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show
By R.K.O. - Wo oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
In the back row - Oh oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show

:D :D brilliant lol shouldn't it be triple feature though

love this thread, who started this haha;)

Gary Gamgee

02-16-2002, 10:05 PM

Superheroes

Frodo to Sam at Grey Havens

I've done alot
now i must sail
to destroy the ring
i know i failed
but all i know
is down inside i'm bleeding

Now Sam the hero
I love you so
I'll miss you much
til you must go
but all i know
is deep inside i'm bleeding

:(

tookish-girl

02-19-2002, 09:10 PM

Tolkien:
....And crawling on Middle earth's face,
Sam and Frodo from the hobbit race,
Lost for time, and lost in space,
and Meaning......

Gary Gamgee

02-20-2002, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by Diabless
I absolutely looooove the Rose Tints my World LOTR piece. Everyone who wrote part of it wrote it well (instead of one person messing the whole thing up)
The GENIUS of it makes me want to cry. LOTR was destined to be put into Rocky Horror music.
I would like to write out the whole song so everyone gets the full experience.
Any one posting more of it should quote the whole song:) It would be nicer

Originally posted by Gary Gamgee
Frodo

It was great when it all began
i was a regular Gandalf fan
but it was over when he had a fight
and a balrog dragged him outta sight
now the only thing that gives me hope
is my love of certain sam
the ring tints my world
it gives me nothing but trouble and pain

Originally posted by Diabless (me)
Sam

I am just 45 years old
Somewhat pudgy to behold
and somebody should be told
that Stinker-Slinker has to be controlled
because he's someone who I really don't trust
if he attacks, kill him, i must
the Ring tints my world
it only gives me niothing but trouble and pain

Originally posted by Gary Gamgee
Gollum

It's beyond me
preeeeeecious help me
He wont get it you'll see
give me that ring today ay ay ay ay ay ay
what's this, lets see
I feel kindly
what's come over me
whoa here it comes again

Originally posted by tookish-girl
Sauron

I feel released
Wear the ring, I'll make you deceased,
My evilness has increased.
Reality is here,
The game has been descended,
My head has been expanded,
It's a gas that Mount Doom's planted,
It's dust is so sincere.............Gary Gamgee

(that's technically the end (except for Dr. Scott and Rif Raff) but we can totally add more verses)

:p remember to quote if you add more (just my opinon)
And Gary Gamgee is a GENIUS

It's truly a shame that we are all in different countries coz this would be truly brilliant, we are all geniuesses Diabless, Tookish girl let's pat ourselves on the back coz of wot we done. but let's not stop Diabless there are lots of songs in Rocky left........

GGG

Gary Gamgee

02-20-2002, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by tookish-girl
Tolkien:
....And crawling on Middle earth's face,
Sam and Frodo from the hobbit race,
Lost for time, and lost in space,
and Meaning......

Brilliant and sad lets go back to the start...

i cant think at the mo' but over at the frankenstein place would be good

GGG

tookish-girl

02-20-2002, 07:37 PM

Well, I always thought the ending to LotR was sad,and Rocky is too!

Round of applause everyone -yay! We rock! I'm intrigued about how to do Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me! Any ideas for that? Aragorn and Arwen? Too convention for us unconventional conventionals?! What about Gimli and Legolas?!

EverEve

02-21-2002, 02:33 AM

lets see... for aragorn and arwen we could have:

<for this part arwen sings stuff in parenthesis>

Aragorn: i've always loved you (always loved you)
when i first saw you (first saw you)
i thought i was dreaming (dreaming, dreaming)
but then i realized (realized)that you were too
beautiful for even my wildest dreeeeaaaaammmmsssss

<for this part aragorn sings stuff in parenthesis>

Arwen: what would i do without you (what would i do)
a life without you, would be worthless (worthless)
even immortality (immortality) could make living
without you worthwhile (make it worthwhile)
so im gonna give it up (give it up) to stay with yooouuuu

Both: we will be together, and never leave eachothers sides
for our love will last forever, even after we both diiiieee

>it doesnt make that much sense, but oh well...<

Diabless

02-21-2002, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by EverEve
lets see... for aragorn and arwen we could have:

<for this part arwen sings stuff in parenthesis>

Aragorn: i've always loved you (always loved you)
when i first saw you (first saw you)
i thought i was dreaming (dreaming, dreaming)
but then i realized (realized)that you were too
beautiful for even my wildest dreeeeaaaaammmmsssss

<for this part aragorn sings stuff in parenthesis>

Arwen: what would i do without you (what would i do)
a life without you, would be worthless (worthless)
even immortality (immortality) could make living
without you worthwhile (make it worthwhile)
so im gonna give it up (give it up) to stay with yooouuuu

Both: we will be together, and never leave eachothers sides
for our love will last forever, even after we both diiiieee

>it doesnt make that much sense, but oh well...<
what tune is it? :confused:

EverEve

02-21-2002, 06:33 PM

i dont know. you kinda sorta have to make up your own tune...i told you it didnt make any sense!

Diabless

02-23-2002, 05:23 PM

Eowyn and Faramir- Touch-a touch-a touch me

I was feeling helpless, useless
They wanted me to stay in Ro-ohan
But I dressed as a ma-an
And I went with the cla-an
And I fought with the Witch-King when he was on wi-ing

And now my brother's at war
and I am stuck he-e-ere
all by myself in Go-o-ndo-o-or
And now I am sort of bo-ored
O-oh yes my lo-ord
You need a friendly hand
I, I need action!

Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch me
I wanna be di-i-i-irty
Hold me, kiss me, protect me
Sexy lord of Gondor...

tookish-girl

02-23-2002, 10:05 PM

More more more!

Diabless

02-23-2002, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by Diabless
Eowyn and Faramir- Touch-a touch-a touch me

I was feeling helpless, useless
They wanted me to stay in Ro-ohan
But I dressed as a ma-an
And I went with the cla-an
And I fought with the Witch-King when he was on wi-ing

And now my brother's at war
and I am stuck he-e-ere
all by myself in Go-o-ndo-o-or
And now I am sort of bo-ored
O-oh yes my lo-ord
You need a friendly hand
I, I need action!

Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch me
I wanna be di-i-i-irty
Hold me, kiss me, protect me
Sexy lord of Gondor...

I can't belive war is here
At least your nea-ea-ear
I wonder how it's gonna e-e-end
How can wee-ee-ee
defeat the Enemy-y-y
So many have already died
Oh how I've cri-ied

Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch me
I wanna be di-i-i-irty
Hold me, kiss me, protect me
Sexy lord of Gondohhr! ahhhh

Gary Gamgee

02-23-2002, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by Diabless
Eowyn and Faramir- Touch-a touch-a touch me

I was feeling helpless, useless
They wanted me to stay in Ro-ohan
But I dressed as a ma-an
And I went with the cla-an
And I fought with the Witch-King when he was on wi-ing

And now my brother's at war
and I am stuck he-e-ere
all by myself in Go-o-ndo-o-or
And now I am sort of bo-ored
O-oh yes my lo-ord
You need a friendly hand
I, I need action!

Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch me
I wanna be di-i-i-irty
Hold me, kiss me, protect me
Sexy lord of Gondor...

Brilliant:D

but no fair no fair

i was trying to think of Touch-a me lyrics between Gollum and Shelob i only got the chorus though what d'ya think

Gollum to Shelob

'Touch-a touch-a touch-a me
but please dont kill me
i could bring you something tasty
creature of the night'

GGG

Diabless

02-23-2002, 10:30 PM

I like that...Gollum and Shelob!
Who says we can't have multiple lyrics for different songs!
Would n't it be funny if we took all the possible "couples" and re-wrote touch-a touch-a over and over again...

Arwen/ Aragorn

Faramir/Eowyn

Sam/Rosie?

Gollum/Shelob

Sauron/Lord of the Nazgul

Eowyn/Aragorn

Sil couples?:p

Gary Gamgee

02-23-2002, 10:34 PM

;) Good idea D

What about Frodo and the Ring.

Diabless

02-23-2002, 10:36 PM

Go for it Gary!
Write the Gollum/ Shelob

Write the Frodo and the Ring

I will not write either of those

Or we could write it together

Gary Gamgee

02-23-2002, 11:09 PM

Oh i think together D since we are soo brilliant, where's that took girl, you have join in also.

3G's

Afterglow

02-24-2002, 11:20 PM

whoa it's been a while since I've been here...ya'll crack me up.

Afterglow

02-24-2002, 11:45 PM

Hmmmm...on a more serious note, Eowyn singing "On My Own" from Les Miserables.

"On my own, pretending he's beside me, all alone, I walk with him till morning..."

Hey, I don't even think the words would have to be changed.

Prince Legolas

02-25-2002, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by Diabless
If anyone has any suggestions for Merry and Pippin with the Uruk-hai or with the Ents I would love to write lyrics for them If you give me a song and a theme then I can write lyrics! It's fun. BTW I am 15 so I know Beatles and I know Beach Boys but I do not know any old movie songs.

Ents going to Isengard.
'We're off to kill the wizard'

Saruman flying into a rendition of 'Be Prepared' from the Lion King, for the benefit of his orc-army

tookish-girl

02-26-2002, 12:38 AM

Took girl is here!
Well, I love the idea of doing Touch-a touch-a touch-a with Frodo and the Ring, it's a great idea that. I'm also trying to think of something for Pippin and merry, I'll be back with something soon, just been real busy!

Diabless

02-26-2002, 03:04 AM

Originally posted by Prince Legolas

Ents going to Isengard.
'We're off to kill the wizard'

Saruman flying into a rendition of 'Be Prepared' from the Lion King, for the benefit of his orc-army

We're off to kill the wizard
Saruman the White of Orthanc
We know, we know, we know, we know, if there ever was one that stank
Saruman is one because because because because because
Because of the horrible things he's done (do do do do)
We're off to kill the wizard
We're of to kick his ahhhhh**

Thanks Prince Legolas:p

Diabless

02-26-2002, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by Kementari
Lol! Very funny Diabless

Beatles Lotr

At Bilbos birthday party the hobbits sing "For the Benefit of MR Kite"

When the hobbits are pursued across the Shire by the B Riders Frodo sings "Help"
when i was younger so much younger than today, i never needed anybodies help in anyway....

When the hobbits first see Strider they sing "Nowhere Man" (lol! :D)

When the Fellowship is appointed Frodo sings "With a Little help from my Friends"

What would you do if I went to Mordor
would you go back to the Shire and flee
Would you come with, to the craacks of doom
or would you be afraid of He

oh I get by with a little help from friends
oh I could try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody?
I need somebody to come
could there be anybody
maybe Sam or Gollum

oh I get by with a little help from friends
oh I could try with a little help from my friends
With a little help from my friehhhhhhhhhhhhnds

Goro Shimura

02-26-2002, 10:01 PM

Frodo sings a monologue to his Ring shortly after arriving in Bree:
(to the tune of the famous Carpenters song...)

Why do wraiths-- suddenly appear
Everytime-- they are near?

Just like me... they long to be... close to you...

etc., etc.

That is why-- all the guys in town...
Follow me-- all around

Just like me... they long to be... close to you...

Branwen

02-27-2002, 06:11 AM

...when Frodo comes to Mordor:
...See me walking down the Road
Faithful Sam here at my side
I take him everywhere i walk
I'm a hobbit in Mordooor
Oooh,i'm an alien
I'm (il)legal alien
I'm a hobbit in Mordooor...
If Rings maketh man as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a troll to suffer
Orcs and temptation
Be yourself,no matter what He says
ooh,i'm an alien......

(the tune- Sting 'Englishman in New York')
:)

Branwen

02-27-2002, 06:22 AM

...Celeborn & Galadriel could sing 'Time To Say Goodbye'(A.Bocelli&S.Brightman) at the Grey Havens
When Frodo's hurt at the Weathertop,he could sing 'Knockin' on Heavens Door'(Dylan)
When Gandalf comes to see Bilbo,they both sitting & singing 'Glory Days'(Springsteen)
When Frodo at the Mount Doom refuses to destroy the Ring and puts it on-'I Want It All'(Queen)
When Gollum is totally annoyed with the hobbits,but still keeps going and leading them to Shelob's lair,pretending he's showing the true way-'The Show Must Go On'(Queen)
West Captains at the gate to Mordor singing to Sauron-We Will Rock You(...)

Gary Gamgee

02-27-2002, 01:41 PM

Frodo in Shelob's Lair

'In the blackessed darkness
of the deepest cave
burning bright
there's an Elven star
we dont know what
or who you are

there's a light'

Sam

'helping us get out of this place'

Frodo

'there's a light'

Sam

'see it burning in your face'

Frodo

'there's a light, a li-a-ight
in the blackness of Gollum's treachery'

GGG

tookish-girl

02-27-2002, 09:13 PM

Oh that's just precious Gary!
I especially like "see it burning in your face"!:D

Gary Gamgee

02-28-2002, 12:56 AM

Rocky and Oz really seem to fit LotR

more Rocky

Gandalf at the council of Elrond explaining about Gollum

'from the day he was born
he was trouble
he was the thorn
in Deagol's side
to him the ring came
but it never gave him nothing but pain
then he was banshished for his lies

*missing verse*

Chorus

When Gollum said the ring your my prrecious
you knew that he was a lost case
when they got him in mordor he spilled alot'

Frodo to Bilbo

'what a pity you didnt kill him'

Bilbo

'it's a shame'

Diabless

02-28-2002, 03:31 AM

Yeah Gary! I love those!
I hope you guys dont mind (I guess it's too late) but I sort of sent all the songs to my friends. I gave proper credit of course. I mean I only wrote your tolkienforum names but I said who wrote them. I hope that's ok:rolleyes:
They're are hilarious. I wanted to share them with my friends.

Gary Gamgee

02-28-2002, 11:45 PM

Of course Diabless that's not a problem the more people that see these works the better *Tookish-girl how do you get copywright* :D

GGG

tookish-girl

03-01-2002, 12:56 AM

You say "This is mine!" at the end of every post and strategically placed in the post, so when it's copy and pasted everyone knows it's by you!:D

cortezthekiller

03-04-2002, 04:38 PM

<As the hobbits enter the Prancing Pony> To the tune of Dylan's "Ballad of a Thin Man"

Ballad of a Thin Hobbit

You walk into the room
With your ring in your hand
You see somebody smoking
And you say, "Who is that man?"
You try so hard
But you don't understand
Just what you'll say
If you get home

Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Frodo?

You raise up your head
And you ask, "Where is Gandalf the Grey?"
And somebody shrugs to you and says
"He went away"
And you say, "To where?"
And somebody else says, "to Where is?"
And you say, "Oh my God
Am I here all alone?"

Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Frodo?

Diabless

03-04-2002, 07:25 PM

Greta ballad! I am ashamed that I do not know the song though I know the artist Bob Dylan;)

cortezthekiller

03-04-2002, 08:15 PM

Ok, one more Dylan...this one to the tune of "Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again"

Stuck Inside of Gondor with the Hobbiton Blues Again

Oh, the Nazgul flies circles
Up and down the sky.
I'd ask him what the matter was
But I know that he'll just fly.
And the Steward treats me kindly
And furnishes me with armor,
But deep inside my heart
I know I can't last much longer,
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Gondor
With the Hobbiton blues again.

Well, Mithrandir, he's at the gate
With his pointed shoes and his bells,
Speaking to some guards,
Who say they know him well.
And I would send a message
To tell him the Steward's crocked,
But the battle has begun
And the gate is being rocked.
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Gondor
With the Hobbiton blues again.

They all tried to tell me
To stay away from the battle line.
They said that all the orcs
Just drink up your blood like wine.
An' I said, "Oh, I didn't know that,
But then again, there's only a few I've met"
An' I just closed my eyelids
An' tried my best to forget.
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Gondor
With the Hobbition blues again.

Denethor died today
And now he's buried in the rocks,
But everybody still talks about
How badly they were shocked.
But me, I expected it to happen,
I knew he'd lost control
When he built a fire in the house,
yeah, he built it with wood poles.
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Gondor
With the Hobbiton blues again.

EverEve

03-04-2002, 08:37 PM

that was awesome!!!

Gary Gamgee

03-05-2002, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by cortezthekiller
Ok, one more Dylan...this one to the tune of "Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again"

Stuck Inside of Gondor with the Hobbiton Blues Again

Oh, the Nazgul flies circles
Up and down the sky.
I'd ask him what the matter was
But I know that he'll just fly.
And the Steward treats me kindly
And furnishes me with armor,
But deep inside my heart
I know I can't last much longer,
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Gondor
With the Hobbiton blues again.

Well, Mithrandir, he's at the gate
With his pointed shoes and his bells,
Speaking to some guards,
Who say they know him well.
And I would send a message
To tell him the Steward's crocked,
But the battle has begun
And the gate is being rocked.
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Gondor
With the Hobbiton blues again.

They all tried to tell me
To stay away from the battle line.
They said that all the orcs
Just drink up your blood like wine.
An' I said, "Oh, I didn't know that,
But then again, there's only a few I've met"
An' I just closed my eyelids
An' tried my best to forget.
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Gondor
With the Hobbition blues again.

Denethor died today
And now he's buried in the rocks,
But everybody still talks about
How badly they were shocked.
But me, I expected it to happen,
I knew he'd lost control
When he built a fire in the house,
yeah, he built it with wood poles.
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Gondor
With the Hobbiton blues again.

Whoa Brilliant pure genius. I dont know this particular song but i do know alot of Dylan.

Gary Gamgee

03-07-2002, 12:31 AM

Originally posted by tookish-girl

Lips:
Peter Jackon made a feature
Called Heavenly Creatures
But he wanted to make a stand
So he got Christopher Lee
Star of Dracula 3,
Sean Astin was a Goonie Man
Then something went good
Coz they got Elijah Wood
And Sir Ian McKellan too
Then at a deadly time
It came from New Line
And this is how the trailer ran...

Fantasy fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
Saruman (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See goblins fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Gimli and Aragorn
Sean Bean stars in (ooh ooh ooh) A James Bond film
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show

Oh, Orlando Bloom
Had a big camera zoom
And Samwise had to look real fat
But you really can't beat
Elijah Wood's feat
When he saved the world in Deep Impact
Cate Blanchett was a queen
But was hard-ly seen
John Rhys-Davis was in Indiana Jones!
And Liv Tyler was there,
Which lots of people couldn't bear
She looked like a bag of bones
Like a...

Fantasy fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
Saruman (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See goblins fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Gimli and Aragorn
Sean Bean stars in (ooh ooh ooh) A James Bond film
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show
By R.K.O. - Wo oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
In the back row - Oh oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show

Right Rocky in full...

Gary Gamgee

03-07-2002, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by Gary Gamgee
Frodo in Shelob's Lair

'In the blackessed darkness
of the deepest cave
burning bright
there's an Elven star
we dont know what
or who you are

there's a light'

Sam

'helping us get out of this place'

Frodo

'there's a light'

Sam

'see it burning in your face'

Frodo

'there's a light, a li-a-ight
in the blackness of Gollum's treachery'

GGG

LadyGaladriel

03-07-2002, 02:18 PM

How Bout The Animals "We gotta get out of this place" when Sam & Frodo are in Mordor at the end?

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 01:33 AM

right sorry about that my computer crashed

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:06 AM

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by Diabless

Dont't get strung out by the way i look,
dont judge a book byt it's cover,
i a not much of a man because I am Eowyn
but I can still knock you out on the chin

I am just a sweet transvestite from brave Rohan...

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:10 AM

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by Diabless

Nazgul: yes! and I wanna back to the master in black or he will be furious

So you wanna go back?
Well how about that
Well, blackie, don't you cry-ie
in this devastation and flames you can meet your doom
cause no living man am I-i

I am just a sweet transvestite from brave Rohan in Middle Ear-ear-th!

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by tookish-girl
Thanks,
Here's one for when the hobbits wake up in the barrow-downs:
Hobbits: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
(Tom Bombadil: That ain't no crime)
Hobbits: And I get the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread.
(Tom Bombadil: That ain't no crime)
Frodo: Oh, woe is me! My life is a mystery!

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by Gary Gamgee
Rocky and Oz really seem to fit LotR

more Rocky

Gandalf at the council of Elrond explaining about Gollum

'from the day he was born
he was trouble
he was the thorn
in Deagol's side
to him the ring came
but it never gave him nothing but pain
then he was banshished for his lies

*missing verse*

Chorus

When Gollum said the ring your my prrecious
you knew that he was a lost case
when they got him in mordor he spilled alot'

Frodo to Bilbo

'what a pity you didnt kill him'

Bilbo

'it's a shame'

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:22 AM

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:24 AM

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:27 AM

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by Gary Gamgee

Gollum

It's beyond me
preeeeeecious help me
He wont get it you'll see
give me that ring today ay ay ay ay ay ay
what's this, lets see
I feel kindly
what's come over me
whoa here it comes again

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by tookish-girl
Continuing Rose Tint My World....

Sauron: I feel released
Wear the ring, I'll make you deceased,
My evilness has increased.
Reality is here,
The game has been descended,
My head has been expanded,
It's a gas that Mount Doom's planted,
It's dust is so sincere.............

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by tookish-girl

Here's a little bit more for the Rocky Horror song:

Gandalf (spoken):
Ach! We've got to get out of this trap
Before this Balrog saps our wills
I've got to be strong and try to hang on
Or else my mind, may well snap
And my life will be gone,
Fly you fools!

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:37 AM

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by Diabless

Here's the rest!

"I'm a Wild and Untamed Thing"

Sauron
I am a dark and a deceptive thing
I am the Dark Lord and I wanna sing
I've got nine Ringwraiths and they're all on wing
I could controlyou if I had the Ring
So just you wait until I can take form
You're gonna have wish you were never bo-o-orn
When I get the Ring you'll be enslaved and have troubles and pai-ain

Aragorn
Sauron, Dark Lord
It’s all o-o-ver
We’ve killed you’re head Ringwraith
We have the Rohir-i-i-im
The Ring is in Mount Doom
Soon to be destroi-oi-yed
And once it is unma-ade
You will be no more

Any other Rocky Horror songs? Ta-ta-ta touch me? Damni Janet? Time Warp? We could do them all! We should publish this stuff. I am sharing it with all my friends by giving you guys credit! Go LOTR- Rocky Horror!

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by Gary Gamgee
Superheroes

Frodo to Sam at Grey Havens

I've done alot
now i must sail
to destroy the ring
i know i failed
but all i know
is down inside i'm bleeding

Now Sam the hero
I love you so
I'll miss you much
til you must go
but all i know
is deep inside i'm bleeding

:(

Gary Gamgee

03-08-2002, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by tookish-girl
Tolkien:
....And crawling on Middle earth's face,
Sam and Frodo from the hobbit race,
Lost for time, and lost in space,
and Meaning......

Gary Gamgee

03-09-2002, 01:46 AM

sorry everyone just thought i'd collect it all together and give me, D and tg another ego trip:D

GGG

EverEve

03-10-2002, 10:02 PM

lol!!!! it was very thoughtful of you gary.

QueenBeruthiel

03-11-2002, 02:01 AM

Thanks everyone for the laughs.
This is the best thread on the forum!!

Tarien

03-11-2002, 03:46 AM

This could be sung by any Elf who knew their history. As long as Glorfindel wasn't around we wouldn't have to see any Elves blush.( I hope we never will)

(To be sung slowly)
Bright and fair, standing tall.
Crystal gleaming bright,
Gondolin, Gondolin!
You stood too tall.

(Drums)

Morgoth! Maegiamor!
Morgoth! Goth i Edhel!
Morgoth! Goth i Ea!
Morgoth! Morgoth!

Standing there is the Hidden City so fair.
Yet nothing of his devising could rival,
Gondolin! Gondolin! Of all Elvish works most fair!

(Strategic instrumentation begins, portraying anxious fear)
(Chanting)

WHAT SHALL IT BE THAT THROWS DOWN THE TOWER?
WHAT COULD BREAK MAEGLIN'S GATE?
FOE OF THE WORLD! FOE OF THE WORLD!

BLACK FOE, BLACK FOE!
YOU HAVE OUR HATRED ETERNAL!
MORGOTH! MORGOTH!

(Dramatic music ceases, a party begins)

Laliath! Laliath!
I sing a song of joy boundless,
Safe are we here,
Here we sing,
Our voices reach the stars!

(Repeat 'Lailath')

(Dramatic music again)
(Battle)
(Urgently)

Run, golden-prince!
Another fate awaits you!
Mourn Ecthelion another day,
You will see him again soon,
Run! Run! Run!!

(Repeat 'Run')

(Music becomes sad, desperate)
Tarien- Here is a foe beyond you! You must follow Idril!
Glorfindel- Never could I. I alone can fight this.
Tarien- NOOOOOOO.
Glorfindel- Go!
Tarien- I too shall fight.
Glorfindel- Run!

(All falls silent, bass drum booms)

Balrog- You shall die!
Tarien- Yes.
Balrog- Then why are you here still! Why do you not run like the other witless ones?
Tarien- Because with my death I can bring about yours.
Glorfindel- She does not stand alone!

(Sounds of battle with balrog)
Balrog-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo. ...........
Glorfindel- And so the Even..star...passes......to.....no.....longer..... be...a..light!
Tarien- It is slain.

(Mournful note on flute)
(Swooping of wings)
(Thorondor and Gwahir swoop down, and bear the Elves' bodies out of the rift.)
(Tarien shows signs of life)
(Flute stops, replaced by hopeful theme)

Lost am Iiiiiiiii.
Now gone-----------.
Nothing remains.
I pass------.

(Oboe plays mournfully)

WAIT TO SEE THE NEXT INSTALLMENT, COVERING THE TRIAL, VALINOR, AND THE WAR OF WRATH!!!!!!

Gary Gamgee

03-11-2002, 07:07 PM

Nice Tar though i dont understand most of it as i've only started the Sil

tookish-girl

03-12-2002, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by QueenBeruthiel
Thanks everyone for the laughs.
This is the best thread on the forum!!

I quite agree!:D

We rule!

legoman

03-13-2002, 04:40 PM

ah, nothing like a little modest banter in the afternoon. (OH MY GOD ITS SUNNY! IN ENGLAND!!)

Gary Gamgee

03-14-2002, 12:12 AM

If i only had... from Oz

Boromir

'I could muster all of Gondor
and have a go at Mordor
if I only had the ring
I would be the fiercest warrior
that ever got through Moria
if i only had the ring

it would really be a god send
and i could go down in Legend
then I would be King
i'd free all Middle Earth
and i'd really have a laugh
if i only had the ring

oh Frodo please
lend it me
i could really give Him some
i'm begging like i've never begged before
and when He's gone....
i'll give it back

you know i'm making sense
don't sit on the fence
and give the ring to me
if you go He will get
and you know that you'll regret it
so give the Ring to me'

:D GGG

jks13

03-19-2002, 02:34 AM

On that one day when the sun did'nt rise everyone sings together,
The sun will come out tomorrow......

Diabless

03-19-2002, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by Gary Gamgee
If i only had... from Oz

Boromir

'I could muster all of Gondor
and have a go at Mordor
if I only had the ring
I would be the fiercest warrior
that ever got through Moria
if i only had the ring

it would really be a god send
and i could go down in Legend
then I would be King
i'd free all Middle Earth
and i'd really have a laugh
if i only had the ring

oh Frodo please
lend it me
i could really give Him some
i'm begging like i've never begged before
and when He's gone....
i'll give it back

you know i'm making sense
don't sit on the fence
and give the ring to me
if you go He will get
and you know that you'll regret it
so give the Ring to me'

:D GGG
Nice Gamgee! Although I can not imagine Boromir singing the une of it and that's what makes it funny. Maybe he's singing to himself.

Shadowfax

03-28-2002, 07:08 AM

how about Gandalf breaking into a stirring rendition of "Climb Every Mountain" when he is convincing the Fellowship to go over Carahdras (did I spell it right?)

Shadowfax

03-30-2002, 12:09 AM

How 'bout a rap version (if rap counts as Musical)

"hey, my name is Pippin
my friends call me P
one hungry young Hob' I be!"

or maybe "Livin' in a Hobbit's Paradise" I would write it, but I don't know the words.

Rohansangel

03-30-2002, 04:24 AM

That hurts me, Gary. Right here. :::sobs:::

Shadowfax

04-21-2002, 11:15 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was hilarious! I think I just busted a rib!
*wipes tears from eyes*

EverEve

04-21-2002, 11:47 PM

that was good.

Here is the LotR version of "Ganster's Paradise"

Hobbit's Paradise

FRODO: As I walked through the valley in the shadow of Mordor,
I take a look at my ring, and realize no times left,
cuz I've been moping and trudging so long that,
Even Sam's 'ginning think that my mind is gone.
I really hate to trip, but I gotta lope,
As the orcs cope I see myself in Mt. Doom's smoke.
I'm the kinda 'Bearer anybody would wanna be like,
On my knees in the night, Praying to Eru in the moonlight

CHORUS: SAM/FRODO: Been spending most our lives livin in a hobbits paradise x3

Forget the situation Sauron's got me facing,
I can't live a normal life, I'm being taken by the ring
So I gotta be down with them orc-dudes
To much Palantir watching got me chasing dreams
Im an educated fool with the ring on my mind,
got the Sting in my hand and the glint in my eye.
Im a low-down hobbity set tripping bearer
And my Sammy is down so dont arouse my anger,
You know death, pain aint nothin but a heart beat a way
Im livin life through a dire (?) what can I say?
I'm 50 years now, but will I live to see 51?
The way things is goin I dunno.

Tell me, Why are we so blind to see, that the ones we hurt are you and me x3
REPEAT CHORUS

Power in the ring, Ring in the power.
Minute after minute, hour after hour.
All the orcs are fighting, but I dunno was happ'nin
Was goin on in that fortress? Hey I dont know whats trippin!
They say I gotta destroy it, but nobody here will let me.
If they dont understand, how can I do it?
I guess I cant, I guess I wont
Im on a front. Thats why I know my life is outa luck fool.

REPEAT CHORUS

legoman

04-22-2002, 02:55 PM

yeah, that really hit the spot. haha.

Shadowfax

04-23-2002, 03:41 AM

alright with me... anyway you could tape it and post it, or post the script? That would be cool.

Diabless

04-23-2002, 04:27 AM

Wow! EverEve! Gangster's paradies is awesome and I actually rembered the tune and was able to sing it! That's one f the best parodies onthis thread, in my opinion.

Diabless

07-05-2002, 05:36 AM

THIS THREAD SHALL NOT DIE!
Come on Gary Gamgee, Tookish-girl! Ever eve!

Bilbo Baggins57

07-05-2002, 08:16 PM

As the fellowship is entering Moria, they could sing something to the tune of Oaklahoma!'s theme song. (Except they'd be singing about Moria of course).

After Merry & Eowyn kill the Witch King of the Nazgul, the soldiers of Gondor go into Minas Tirith chanting, "Ding-dong, the witch is dead. Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead..."

Dragon

07-09-2002, 11:05 PM

Those are great!!!! i can't come up with any myself, but I keep picturing sam singing to Frodo "i'm a slave 4 u" by Britney Spears

And no i don't like Britney Spears

ms Greenleaf

07-12-2002, 07:13 PM

If you ever make it remember i act and sing and dance and best of all I have talent!!!!!!! :cool:

Gary Gamgee

07-15-2002, 05:20 PM

Yay Diabless for ressurecting the best thread ever.:D

Here's my Gollum doing If I only had from Oz

I would hide beneath the mountain
and never go a-shoutin'
if I only had the ring
I'd run from all the goblins
'n I'd even forgive the Baggins
if I only had the ring

or I could take it far away
where He could never gaze
to find the ring again
and you know that I won't drop it
coz I'd keep it in a locket
if I only had the ring

oh picture me by the sea
in a cave to call my own
I could eat some fish
I've never ate before
and then I'd swim...
*splish splash*
and kill some more

It would make my heart so glad
I'd never again be sad
if precious was mine again
I would dance and be merry
I'd be as happy as a fairy
If I only had the ring

Diabless

07-25-2002, 02:48 PM

Yay Gary!!

Diabless

08-05-2002, 02:46 PM

gollum in "Puff the mMagic Dragon"

Gollum the outcast hobbit lived in the hills
and frolicked in the mountain mist of a land called Middle Earth
Bilbo Baggins found him in lonely in his cave
and Bilbo Baggins found the Ring and used it so escape

Oh Gollum the outcast hobbit lived in the hills
and frolicked in the mountain mist of a land called Middle Earth
He was so captivated by his Preciousssssssss
and when Bilbo took it he was really ****ed

Oh Gollum the outcast hobbit lived in the hills
and frolicked in the mountain mist of a land called Middle Earth
He followed Sam and Frodo on their Mt Doom quest
But we all know the thing he wants is lying on Frodo's chest

Oh Gollum the outcast hobbit lived in the hills
and frolicked in the mountain mist of a land called Middle Earth
He met his doom because of hist lust
He fell into Mt. Doom's crack and now he's only dust

Oh Gollum the outcast hobbit lived in the hills
and frolicked in the mountain mist of a land called Middle Earth
Oh Gollum the outcast hobbit lived in the hills
and frolicked in the mountain mist of a land called Middle Earth

Muffinly

08-06-2002, 04:30 AM

I found this on lotrplaza.com newsletter.

Marching Song for Mordor

(sung to "Eye of the Tiger", by Survivor)

Rising up, In Barad-dûr
It's the time for our master.
Victory we'll face this time, not defeat
For we know that the One did survive
So now we'll search across all the lands
For this place called the Shire
Won't lose our chance, For the War is not past
We will reign with our Lord of the Eye.

It's the Eye of the Dark Lord
That will see in the night
Searching forth to the terror of our rivals.
And at last the Master Ring
Will give him clear sight
He'll be watching us all with the Eye
Of the Dark Lord.

Face to face in a dark dell
You will soon meet our master
Don't resist, he will never be beat
You do not have the strength to survive.

It's the Eye of the Dark Lord
That will see in the night
Searching forth to the terror of our rivals.
And at last the Master Ring
Will give him clear sight
He'll be watching us all with the Eye
Of the Dark Lord.

Rising up, straight to the top
With the Ring for his glory
Such great power, you are not going to stop
Lord Sauron with his all-piercing Eye.

It's the Eye of the Dark Lord
That will see in the night
Searching forth to the terror of our rivals.
And at last the Master Ring
Will give him clear sight
He'll be watching us all with the Eye
Of the Dark Lord.
The Eye of the Dark Lord
The Eye of the Dark Lord

(repeat and fade)

- Uruloki

Muffinly

08-06-2002, 05:13 AM

"Oh Middle-Earth"
to the tune of "Oh Canada" by Five Iron Frenzy. I'm sorry if youy don't know it.
I tried, but it isn't all that great.

Welcome to middle Earth-It’s the make-believe place
Middle Earth oh Middle Earth, it’s great.
The wizards are nice and, they speak Quenya too
If you don’t like it man, you sniff glue
The great Moria
Its halls are black
Don’t get me wrong, its not that bad!

I want to be where ents can run free
Where the Balrogs can attack me

Chorus
Let’s go to Middle Earth
Let’s leave to day
Middle earth oh middle Earth
Lelya-inyë*

They’ve got elves and valar, and balrogs
Lot’s of orcs and dwarves and men and logs
We all thing that it’s kind of a stinks
That you have to go there to get magical rings
They say trenar and treneri. instead of tell**
That’s the mighty power of Rivendell

I want to be where hobbits run into the Shire
Where the Dead marshes are full of mud and mire

Repeat chorus

Please, please explain to me
How this all has come to be
We forgot to mention something here
Did we say that Tom Bombadil
Is a native resident
And lembas made by elves from Lorien

Repeat chorus

*Quenya for I go

** That's sinadarin

Muffinly

11-13-2002, 04:18 AM

How about a rap for Rohan, any thoughts on that?

tookish-girl

11-13-2002, 05:39 PM

Ah yes, and here we all are once again, for another fabulous Lord of the POps! Or should it be Top of the Rings. Either way, these songs are excellent. I'm going to post a song soon, Think it may be a Hives cover. Need to get an essay done first. Watch this space though.
See you guys later, am so glad this thread is back!

Gary Gamgee

11-17-2002, 12:12 AM

Muffinly those where excellant I especailly liked 'Eye of the Dark Lord'. Cant wait to hear some more you really are a good lyric writer.

In the meantime Gary kicks back, relaxs and eagerly awaits tookish-girls latest single. Whilst formulating ideas for his own. Cant stop singing 'Gollum the outcast Hobbit...

****ing brilliant Diabless excellent:)

Muffinly

11-19-2002, 04:34 AM

Originally posted by tookish-girl
Ah yes, and here we all are once again, for another fabulous Lord of the POps! Or should it be Top of the Rings. Either way, these songs are excellent. I'm going to post a song soon, Think it may be a Hives cover. Need to get an essay done first. Watch this space though.
See you guys later, am so glad this thread is back!

I didn't write the "Eye of the Dark Lord" one, I just found it on another website.

I did write the "Oh Middle Erath" one though.

tookish-girl

11-22-2002, 03:20 AM

Here we go, the Hives cover of "Main Offender", possibly could appear on the soundtrack to The Two Towers

(Man, I love this thread!!)

Frodo: I'm on my way
Can't settle down
I'm stuck in the ways of Mordor's path
And I'm stuck with a hobbit and a psychopath
Gollum: I'm on my way
Can't settle down
I'm stuck in ways of sadistic joy
And my talent only goes as far as to annoy
I'm on my way [Note no change to original lyrics for Gollum there!!!]

Frodo: He is my
Main offender
This is what I've got and it's got me saying
"Why me?"

Sam: I'm on my way
I sit around
But I'm not all too sure about what I do
I'm gonna get some rabbits and make em' into a stew

And I must stop!

Gollum: I'm on my way
Yeah, I get so down
Tried this stew now I spit it out
Rather have fish, Precious's all I think about I'm on my way

Sam: Fish is my
Main offender
Lembas is all we've got, it's got me saying
"Why me?"

Frodo: I'm on my way

legoman

11-22-2002, 03:01 PM

Nice one Tookish, you havent lost that imagination whilst in america, I was getting worried...

Happy Birthday tookish!!!!!

tookish-girl

11-27-2002, 06:27 AM

Why, thankyou, legoman. It's about midnight over here and I'm very bored som I thought I'd post another one of these. The trouble is finding a song lots of peole would know. Since I'm doing Two Towers Soundtracks at the mo, what about this:

Green-Aged Dirtbag: (with apologies to Wheatus)

Gollum:His name is Precious, I have a dream about him,
He rings my bell, I got heartache and i will cower;
Oh how he rocks in Frodo hand's locked, but he cannot know who I am;
And he's always guarded by Sam Gamgee.
_
Chorus
Oh I'm just a Green-aged dirtbag baby. Yeah I'm just a green-aged dirtbag baby. Listen to Sauron's calling baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
_
Sam Gamgee's a ****; He's such a nassssty fool,
And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth;
Precious' driving me insane; Thar Faramir's to blame;
But he doesn't give a damn about me, and he'd only tell Sam Gamgee on me
_
Chorus
Coz I'm just a Green-aged dirtbag baby. Yeah I'm just a green-aged dirtbag baby. Listen to Sauron's calling baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
_
Oh yeah, Preciousssss; No, he doesn't know what he's missssssssing.
Oh yeah, Precoiussssssssssssss; No, he doesn't know what he's missssssssing.
_
Man I look like mold; We're at Mount Doom and I am lonely; Lo and behold, he's calling over to me; This must be fake; I shiver and shake; How did he come who I am; and why's Frodo saying to Sam Gamgee. . .
_
"I'm going to be the Dark Lord baby; Go away Sammy, don't say maybe, I'm just a green-aged dirtbag baby like him . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo"
_
Oh yeah, Preciousssss; I have you now so you're not missing.
Oh yeah, Frodooooooo; it's your finger now that you are misssssssssssssing, yeaheeeyeah ah ah ah ah haaa!

legoman

11-27-2002, 06:33 PM

wow, Took!
I'm gonna go out on a limb (my left leg) and say, that was you're best yet - genius!!

Sam Gamgee's a ****; He's such a nassssty fool,
And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth;

hahaha!!!! brilliant!!!!!

20 - hahaha.
see you in a few weeks.

Diabless

12-01-2002, 07:59 AM

What has not been done...Grease....more Rent? um...The Little Mermaid
a romantic sappy song from my fave Disney movie

Part of Your World

I wanna be where the soldiers are
I wanna see, wanna see them fighting
why I can't I be in Eomer's legion?
Oh yeah, I am a woman

How can I be a good niece
If I cant, can go to war
How can I help out my King
and Brother?

that did not work out...ok

Circle Game - Joni Mitchell!

Yesterday I was picked as the bearer
of the fabled One Ring of Mt Doom
I volunteered myself as the bearer
I gotta take the Ring to Mt. Doom

Well I gotta take the Ring to Mt Doom
I have to set out on this quest
and I'll go alone if I have toooo
I can't return I can only look forward
and bear the Ring
and just try and try my best to destroy this thing

We got defeated by old Redhorn
The moutain just would not let us pass
and I am feeling rather forlorn
and Sam is missing his hobbit lass

Well I gotta take the Ring to Mt Doom
I have to set out on this quest
and I'll go alone if I have toooo
I can't return I can only trudge forward
and bear the Ring
and just try and try my best to destroy this thing

Now we're going through the Mines of Moria
I almost got killed by that thing
Some of us are telling some storias
as I feel more wieghed down by the Ring

Well I gotta take the Ring to Mt Doom
I have to set out on this quest
and I'll go alone if I have toooo
I can't return I can only trudge forward
and bear the Ring
and just try and try my best to destroy this thing

Finally were out of that darkness
Gandalf fell into the abyss
Now we are all burdened with sadness
and last night i heard Gollum's hiss

Well I gotta take the Ring to Mt Doom
I have to set out on this quest
and I'll go alone if I have toooo
I can't return I can only trudge forward
and bear the Ring
and just try and try my best to destroy this thing

Lothlorien's awesome beauty is calming
The Lady is the fairest I have seen
Especially when you hear her singing
She's is the wisest, virtuous, Elven Queen

Well I gotta take the Ring to Mt Doom
I have to set out on this quest
and I'll go alone if I have toooo
I can't return I can only trudge forward
and bear the Ring
and just try and try my best to destroy this thing

The Lady's Mirror she did show us
Sam looked too and guess what I saw
Sauron's Eye got larger and larger
The Lady said that she saw it all

Well I gotta take the Ring to Mt Doom
I have to set out on this quest
and I'll go alone if I have toooo
I can't return I can only trudge forward
and bear the Ring
and just try and try my best to destroy this thing

The Lady passed the test when she was tempted
and showed me a ring of her own
She almost took it but she relented
and I saw that I had to go alone (in the movie)

well- If I continue this way this song will be about twenty pages long, so you guys continue....Circle Game by Joni Mitchell (and the seasons they go round and round...that's the song...and the painted poines fo up and down...caousel of time)

:p :p :p :p :p :p :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :D

Athelas

12-02-2002, 07:41 AM

Aragorn : “I just can’t wait to be King.”

The Balrog: “Great Balls of Fire.”

Galadriel: “I’m looking through You.”

Denthor: “Disco Inferno.”

Eomer: Theme from “Mr. Ed.”

Eowyn: “More than a Woman.”

Legolas: “You Can Fly.”

Gimli: “High Ho”

Boromir: “I’m stuck on you.”

Frodo: “Wrapped around your Finger.”

Treebeard: “Wooden Tit be Loverly”

Sam: “I dig a Pony.”

Shelob: “It came in through the Bathroom Window.”

Gollum: "Can't Smile Without You."

legoman

12-02-2002, 07:37 PM

Treebeard: “Wooden Tit be Loverly”
hahahahahaha
that was terrible hahahaha, brilliant, I havent laughed that much in ages, haha.

thank you

Diabless

12-02-2002, 11:06 PM

Aragorn : “I just can’t wait to be King.”
that was actually done:

I made this one up in Chemistry class:

(from The lion king)
Aragorn (Simba) , Arwen (Nala), Elrond (Zazu)
«Oh, I just can't wait to be King!

Aragorn:I'm gonna be a mighty king, so orcs and trolls beware!
Elrond:Well, I've never seen a man or elf with quite so greasy hair...

Aragorn: I’m gonna live in Minas Tirith, like all the kings before. I’ll muster a huge army, and march to Mordor’s door!
Elrond: Why, oh why didn’t Isildur destroy that *beeping* ring!?!?!
Aragorn: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Elrond: (It’s a long way to Mordor, Heir of Isildur, don’t you think?...)
Aragorn: First I’ll take over the Shire...
Arwen: And if Legolas doesn’t marry our daughter, we’ll threaten to set Mirkwood on fire...
Aragorn: Then we’ll conquer the Dwarves...
Arwen: Then it’s on to Valinor!
Aragorn: We will rule all of Middle Earth side by siiiide...
Arwen: Sauron, you better hiiide...

Elrond: (To Arwen) I think it's time that you and I talked about this fiancé of yours!
Arwen: (To Elrond) Shut up, Dad, you *BEEP* of a *BEEP*
Elrond: If this is where the monarchy is headed, count me out! Out of service, out of Arda, I wouldn’t hang about! This human is getting on my nerves!....
Aragorn and Arwen: Oh, I just can’t wait to be king!
Everybody look west...Everybody look east...Everywhere I go, I’m on Palantiri!....(TV)
Elrond: Not yet!
Chorus of Hobbits, Elves, Men, Dwarves, Orcs, Wizards, etc.:
Let every creature of Middle-Earth worship it’s new king!.....
Let the son of Arathorn have the Ring!....
It's gonna be King Elessar’s final fling!....

All together: Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Oh, I just can't waaaaaait ... to be king!

(A big ent sits on Elrond)
Elrond: I beg your pardon madam..(wait, there aren't any entwives, are there?) I mean sir,...

(of course the last part isn't funny unless you've seen the movie)

That's by Miriel Tavari!- Great job Miriel

Gandalfthebeige

12-20-2002, 08:33 AM

Think about it; Elvish Presley! "Viva, Lothlorien!" :) :cool:

Gary Gamgee

03-02-2003, 11:13 PM

Ta ta touch me

The Ring

I was feelin' dun in
couldn't win
Gollum only ever wanted fish
five hundred years of hissing
occasional orc gone missing
and you should've seen the trouble
of Deagol's killing

So when Bilbo showed
I had to go
into the Shire he took me down
-down down down- (Nazgul)
Now Frodo your the one
come on and put me on
hide from unfriendly eyes
I'll be your guise

Chorus
Ta ta ta ta ta ta touch me
I'll make you feel mighty
I'll thrill you, chill you,
invizz you
Hobbit of the Shire

and my power will grow
as we go
toward the land from
whence I came
-came came came-(Nazgul)
but that's just one small faction
of my fat