LOTR- the Musical

[lilhobo]

just for bunnywhippit :D


LOTR- the Musical

Gollum's Theme- "Bohemian Rhapsody" R rated

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see Nazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzgulz :eek:
I'm just a poor hobbit, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to smeagol

Mama, just killed poor deagol
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now Preciouss's gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters, Preciouss

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Bagginsmouch, Bagginsmouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Preciouss, Preciouss,
Preciouss, Preciouss,
Preciouss Fingaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor hobbit and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Precioussah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Precioussah! We will not let you go - let him go
Precioussah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Sauron has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me, Preciouss

Anyway the wind blows... (in to the Crack O'Doom)

[lilhobo]

Love Theme :D


Can anybody find me somebody to love
Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
(Take a look at yourself) Take a look in the mirror and cry (and cry)
Mr Frodo what you're doing to me (yeah yeah)
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief, Frodooooo!
Somebody (somebody) ooh somebody (somebody)
Can anybody find me somebody to love ?

Yeah
I work hard (he works hard) every day of my life
I work till I ache in my bones
At the end (at the end of the day)
I take home my hard earned pay all on my own
I get down (down) on my knees (knees)
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Mr Frodo somebody (somebody), ooh somebody
(Please) Can anybody find me somebody to love ?

(He works hard)
Everyday (everyday) - I try and I try and I try
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm going crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Ah, got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe in
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh Mr Frodo
Ooh somebody - ooh somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love ?
(Can anybody find me someone to love)

Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat (You just keep losing and losing)
I'm OK, I'm alright (he's alright - he's alright)
I ain't gonna face no defeat (yeah yeah)
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
One day (someday) I'm gonna be free, Frodo!

Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love love love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love somebody somebody somebody somebody
Somebody find me
Somebody find me somebody to love
Can anybody find me somebody to love ?


(Find me somebody to love)
Ooh
(Find me somebody to love)
Find me somebody, somebody (find me somebody to love) somebody, somebody to love
(Find me somebody to love)
Find me, find me, find me, find me, find me
Ooh - somebody to love
(Find me somebody to love)
Ooh
(Find me somebody to love)
Find me, find me, find me somebody to love
(Find me somebody to love)
Anybody, anywhere, anybody find me somebody to love love love!
Wooo somebody find me, find me love.

[bunnywhippit]

Aww! Just for me! *blush* That was great lilhobo! You have a great singing voice. :cool: ;)

What tune is the next one too? *mental blank* I can't for the life of me figure it out. It's on the tip of my tongue though...

[YayGollum]

Yay, Gollum! I mean, Yay Gollum songs! How long does it take to write all that? You should do it again at the Gollum Fan Club!

[bunnywhippit]

I told him that before YayGollum! I think it needs to be in there. Maybe, as we have a Gollum Poetry thread, we need a Gollum Song thread? That could be fun. :D

[lilhobo]

nah, just go to the www.lyrics.com and copy paste their lyrics. the ones that keep swimming in your head :D you can have LOTR the musical with just the Queen album lol

[Smokey]

If this was actually made...

It's a great idea.

[YayGollum]

To the tune of Holding On For A Hero from Footloose:

Where have all the goblins gone
And where are all the fish?
Where has the thief Baggins gone,
To catch him is our wish.
We have looked for our Ring all over in Mordor
We've looked, and looked, and sought for it,
Until our feet were sore.

(Chorus)
Gollum's the hero
He saved the day because he caught up with Frodo at Mount Doom
He was super cool
When he threw the Ring in
And Sammath Naur blew up with a boom
Gollum's the hero
He led the hobbits to Mordor to throw the One Ring in
He had to be smart
And he had to be fast
To bite off Frodo's finger in the end

He left his cave in darkness
And the Nazgul caught him then
Strider and Gandalf caught him
And put him in a cave full of elves
Gollum was so slippery that he got away from them
He journeyed down to Moria
Where he caught up with his Ring

(Chorus)

And then he followed it to Lothlorien
Didn't want to see elves again.
Frodo could swear there's someone somewhere watching him
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
Frodo could feel his approach like a chill down his spine

(Chorus)

[My_Precious]

*Loud Applause* YAY YAYGOLLUM!!!!
:D

[YayGollum]

I don't like it, but oh well. I'm thinking about one for that Let's Hear It For The Boy song. Let's Hear It For Gollum! :D

[YayGollum]

To the tune of Let's Hear It For The Boy from Footloose:

Our hero he don't talk sweet
He always has a lisp
But he is the greatest good guy
We all know that he was the hero
And maybe he don't dress fine
But that doesn't really matter taht much
And every time we read the book
We just wanna cheer
chorus
Let's hear it for Gollum
He bit on Frodo's hand
Let's hear it for the hero
You know you gotta understand
Maybe he's no Frodo
But he is the true hero
Let's hear it for Gollum
chorus
Our hero was not too rich
He only had one ring
But he is the greatest good guy
We all know that he was the hero
And maybe Sam hated him
But that's all right by me
But what he did he did so well
Makes us want to yell
chorus
I like this one better. Noone cares. oh well. Poor Smeagol.