The Eagle and the Child Inn

[Talierin]

"Hail weary travelers, townsmen, and general rabble! I henceforth declare our new inn, The Eagle and Child, open! Feel free to enjoy yourselves, but I warn you, any trouble and our new bouncers, kindly raised from the dead by A Winged Nazgul for our use, will throw you out! ENJOY!!!"

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer walks in. He touches the walls with his finger. "Hmm not dust very good"

*Eomer ask the Bartender " do you have DUFF BEER or Peking Duck"
"Yes we do Oh Great King"

"Great King, I'm beginning to like this place already"


Hey Tal is this meant to be the Rival of the Silver Dragon

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Elessar comes in and sits at a table in the corner, he looks depressed. He reallizes that he has lost most of his friends in the forum, he decides then that a bar is no place for a depressed person, he travels to Himling and closes it's shores to all but those who have already been permitted to dwell there, he emmerces himself in lore and knowledge.

[Talierin]

No, it's not. The Silver Dragon is in splinters, and I think it holds too many "bad" memories to be started again....

[Lorien]

BEEEEERRRRRR.....
*Lorien comes running in and asks, "Hey i want a Budweiser, Mr. Barman."

[Beorn]

*Sigh*

*Beorn fixes sign so that it says "The Eagle and the Child." The local folk call it "The Bird and the Baby."*

...Now if only Tal would fix the subject....


I'll have a chocolate milk.

[Aerin]

Aerin walks in and wonders where Morwen is.

"This new place looks good, Tal. I think I'll stick with my usual, though... sparkling apple cider. :D"

[Talierin]

AGH! I can't believe I did that! I even told myself it was child and not baby! DUH!

*Joins Mike with his chocolate milk. "So, anyone want to be the barkeep? I don't want to be."*

[Adeilya]

Barkeep? *Jumps behind bar* At your service ;)

[Lorien]

*Lorien delighted at seeing a Necromancer behind the table and also being slightly drunk asks Adeilya for a Manhattan.*

[Adeilya]

Adeilya eyes Lorien suspiciously. "You sure there buddy?" She asks, sliding him the drink. "Go easy...EASY!" She shakes her head and starts twirling different bottles and polishing the glasses.

[Lorien]

"Shlure i'm shure.(hick!) and while you're being so nice to me would you mind getting that damn troll over my head? Just swat it wont you?"

[Adeilya]

Adeilya looks quizzically at Lorien. "Troll...? What Troll?" She notices the state of his drunkeness. "Oh-oh that!" She waves at the air. "It's gone."

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer goes to the Bartender.

"Hmm i'll have a bottle of 1460 Chardonaye and a bottle of chocalte milk. And also a Cappucino

[Adeilya]

Adeilya slides the chocolate milk down to Eomer. Then she makes the cappucino and carefully hands Eomer the Chardonaye. "You're going to have to be making many trips to the little King's Room." She laughs.

[Adrastea]

*Chippy walks in and spots Adeilya at the counter*

"Can I have Sparkling Apple Cider too Adeilya?"

[Valar]

*Walks in and sets asside his cloak. Sits in the corner contemplating*

[Lorien]

*Lorien suddenly starts commenting loudly on what a great life the fishies live if it weren't for that gollum chappie......and asks for another beer*

[Adeilya]

Adeilya smiles at Chippy. "Sure thing." Slides down a Sparkling Apple Cider. "Are you SURE Lorien?" Adeilya laughs and gives him another beer. She then jumps out from behind the bar and walks over by Valar. "Hello there! Anything I can get cha?"

[Ciryaher]

Ciryaher walks into the bar with his nose in a book, and stumbles into a bar stool. He points at an empty peanut bowl and then snaps his fingers, never looking away from the book.

[Aerin]

After watching Ciryaher snapping his fingers at the empty peanut dish, Aerin whispers to Adeilya to fill the bowl surreptitiously with peanuts so Ciryaher will think it was his magic that filled the bowl...:D

[Lorien]

*Lorien then suddenly decides to start soul-searching. After a few minutes of silence from his part he suddenly jerks upright and downs his beer in a single gulp. Worried that the first beer wasn't feeling too good he gets another beer to make sure the first one feels ok. *

[Kementari]

LOL, Aerin! :)

*walks in slowly..*

I miss the Dragon; too bad it had to dissinagrate :(

[Kementari]

HEY CIR congrats on your 1000 post!!! :)

*ballons and confetti fall down from the ceiling*

[Adeilya]

Adeilya quickly fills the peanut bowl. More confetti and balloons fall from the ceiling and Adeilya gives everyone a complementary glass of champagne, and Ciryaher a whole bottle.

[Kit Baggins]

Kit comes in just in time to get a glass of champagne, then sits in the corner, trying to avoid kamikaze balloons. He sidles up to teh bar and hopefully orders a pint of whiskey.

[Adeilya]

*hands Kit a pint of whiskey*

[Ciryaher]

A pint of whiskey?! Good Eru! I can hear your liver screaming right now...

Anyways, yay for my passing 1000 posts! *pops the top off of his bottle, killing an Icelandic Snow Owl*

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Random Song-

I'm not the one who's so far away
when I feel the snakebite enter my viens
Never did I want to be here again
and I dont remember why I came
(tribal drums start)

Candles raise my desire
Why I'm so far away
No more meaning to my life
No more reason to stay
Freezin feelin
Breath in-Breath in
I'm Coming Back Again-

I'm not the one who's so far away
when I feel the snakebite enter my viens
Never did I want to be here again
and I dont remember why I came

Hazing clouds rain on my head
Empty thoughts fill my ears
Find my shape by the moonlight
Why my thoughts sound so clear

Demons dreaming
breath in- breath in
I'm coming back again-

I'm not the one who's so far away
when I feel the snakebite enter my viens
Never did I want to be here again
and I dont remember why I came

I'm not the one who's so far away
when I feel the snakebite enter my viens
Never did I want to be here again
and I dont remember why I came

Voodoo, voodoo, voodoo
Oh- I'm not the one who's so far away
when I feel the snakebite enter my viens
Never did I want to be here again
and I dont remember why I came
voodoo, voodoo
voodoo, voodoo
so far away
I'm not the one whos so far away
I'm not the one whos so far away
(drums stop)
I'm not the one whos so far away

[Afterglow]

::Comes in just in time to hear the end of Elessar's song:: ::claps:: ::sits at bar:: "Gin?" Afterglow asks Adeilya.

[¤-Elessar-¤]

*Elessar lifts his hands to the sky

The Prancing Pony is alive again!

[Adeilya]

"Of course, Afterglow." *slides her a gin*

[Kementari]

Cir how could you? owls are ENDANGERED species..

[Ciryaher]

It's a joke, dear. You need to see Dumb and Dumber ;)

[Kementari]

*narrows eyes at Cir*

[Ciryaher]

It's a movie with Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey. Really silly, but hilarious... *trails off and returns to his book and peanuts*

[Cygnus]

Naz walks in and sits at the bar quietly. (ooc: ahhh... reminds me of my old days back when i chat RPGed. Now those were the days. I'd just walk into a bar and someone would always start a fight and... anyways..)

[Ciryaher]

Hey, barkeep, need a bouncer?

[Lorien]

"Hey Adeilya need any help barkeeping?"

[Lorien]

"Hey Adeilya need any help barkeeping?"
ooc:- ah! Dumb and dumber....i loved that movie....

[Eomer Dinmention]

Dumb and Dumber rocked.

How was when he was urinating into the bottles and the police officer drank it lol thats the best bit lol

[Lorien]

that and the part where jeff daniels gets his tongue stuck to the ice on that ski lift.....

[Eomer Dinmention]

and the headlights lol

[Lorien]

ok so i think what me, Cir and Eomer are trying to say is that the movie was really funny....

[Ciryaher]

Hehe, good movie :D

*puts on his cowboy hat and puts a toothpick in his mouth and struts around, looking for people to throw out of the Inn's built-in, throw-people-out-of glass window*

[Talierin]

"Nay, there is no need of a live bouncer when you have dead ones on loan from Naz."

[Mormegil]

*Mormegil enters the bar and walks up to the bar*
"Adeilya, can I get a JD and coke please?"

[Adeilya]

"Sure thang." Adeilya says, getting Mormegil his order. "Lorien if you want to help, be my guest. Just make sure you're sober, hun." ;)

[Adeilya]

Weeee! This is my 100th post!! *breaks out more champagne*

[Arathin]

A dark figure enters the inn. goes to the bar, gets an ale, and then moves over to a table in a dark corner. The figure then sits down, and, sipping her ale, pulls out a largish map. She quietly ignores everyone else in the common room. Suddenly she looks up. "Can I smoke my pipe in here?"

[Ciryaher]

A lady smoking a pipe?? What's the world coming to? ;)

[¤-Elessar-¤]

It is comming around!
Oy, I think my head is going to explode!

[Arathin]

What is wrong with a lady smoking a pipe, Cir? Men do it, why can't I?

[Lorien]

Ah, no problem Adeilya i'm as sober as that dead bouncer....
*Jumps behind the bar and starts yelling for people to come and get free manhattans if they're interested.*

[Ciryaher]

Mean't nothing personal, Arathin. Just don't see many ladies with a pipe sticking out of their mouths these days.

[Arathin]

Well you don't see many lady rangers either. *pulls out her pipe and lights up* Consider yourself honored.

[Lorien]

*Lorien displeased that no one wants his Manhattans or any other drink for the time being starts downing drinks himself*

[Arathin]

All right Lorien. What do you suggest as a good drink for me?

[Lorien]

Well since you're a FEMALE RANGER WHO SMOKES you shd. go ahead with trying a lime and vodka or maybe gin and lemon

[Arathin]

How about the lime and vodka. I always liked lime better than lemons, don't ask me why. I just do.

[Lorien]

Ok then one lime and odka coming up.....
*Quickly makes the drink and hands it over to arathin.*

[Arathin]

Thank you very much, Lorien. *takes a sip* Well here is an extra tip because this is really great. *tips him and goes back to her table* And please keep them coming.

[Cygnus]

*Falls asleep at the bar*

[Arathin]

Anyone know why Nazzy just fell asleep or how many he's had?

[Lorien]

i don't remember him drinking anything...
i think its his hibernation cycle kicking in...
yay!i've got a dedicated, rich customer....

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer takes out his pipe. He starts smoking. A figure of PJ in smoke comes out from Eomer's pipe and then a sword comes out stabbing PJ in the heart lol

[Adeilya]

Adeilya taps her foot on the floor "tsk, tsk...Lorien no personal drinking...it's for the customers."

[Lorien]

*What dey dont knows wont hurt them eh shweetie?*

[Cygnus]

*smells the pipe weed and wakes up, finds a nice corner to sit in, pulls out his pipe and has a smoke*

[Arathin]

OOC: Ha ha ha ha!!!!!! I started a total fad!!!! Now everyone is pulling out their pipes, and I started it!!!!

*blows several smoke rings, and after the art of Gandalf, sends them flying around the room. Through eachother and wizzing by people's heads.* Hey Lorien may I have another lime and vodka now, please?

[Adeilya]

*Allows Lorien to make the lime and vodka, since Arathin likes the way he mixes it* "Just stay sober...and don't call me shweetie." Adeilya says, raising an eyebrow. She now runs round setting down various ashtrays, hoping that no one is allergic to pipe weed.

[Mormegil]

*Mormegil pulls out his pipe and begins to smoke it.*
I'm just a sukka for a fad.

[Arathin]

Thank you for letting Lorien mix my drink, Adeilya. *gives Adeilya an extra tip as well as Lorien*

:o If you mix my drink right, I tip quite freely.
But if you mix it wrong or mess with me and family, I tip heads freer than with my money. :o

*notices that she was singing aloud, and quickly down her new drink. Then calls for another, and laps into embaressed silence. She wonders how loudly she had been singing, and if anyone heard her.*

[Adeilya]

:D *Looks at tip* "The way you tip, you may sing as loudly as you want."

[Arathin]

*grins broadly* I think I'll hold the oncore for a little. *blows some more smoke rings, and leans back against the wall*

[Ciryaher]

I shall abstain from the smoking of that foul weed. Bartender, fill my krug, if you please!

*slides a gallon-krug (mug) down the bar towards the beer taps*

*opens his book and continues reading*

[Arathin]

Foul? Ciryaher, I'll have you know that I only smoke the best South Farthing Pipe Weed. I never smoke foul weed. Lorien, another lime and vodka please.

[Lorien]

*Lorien makes arathin a L&V and makes himself a Bloody Mary*

[Ciryaher]

I shall leave the decision of your pleasures to yourself.

*assumes his krug was filled and fetches it, taking a mighty pull as soon as his fingers get around the handle*

[¤-Elessar-¤]

*points at Ciryaher
There be worse habbits than smoking. Not even we of Numenorian decent can handle that much alcholhol without the usual consequences, be weary Ciryaher, you have many enimies who would take advantige of you in such a state.

[Ciryaher]

*laughs at Elessar, then eyes him humorously over the rim of his krug as he tips it back*

I can hold my beer, and I'd like to see someone lay a finger on me without my Tiger Woman snapping their necks first!

*winks soberly at Kem*

[¤-Elessar-¤]

*looks in Kem's direction, and then back at Cir

Well, it would seem that I have gotten past it one one or more occasions, dont get to proud there.

[Kementari]

*walks over to Elessar, and pretends to see something in the corner of the room, Elessar looks in the same direction; when his heads turned she wacks him across the face, then goes back to her seat*

[¤-Elessar-¤]

But she falls flat on her face when Elessar trips her.

(it's all fun and games. No offense, you see.)

[Talierin]

*Tal helps Kem to her feet, then points at the both of them. "There's a three-strike rule here. Three offenses, and you are given the boot out. You both now have one apiece."*

[Kementari]

lol i can't help but laugh

*kicks Elessars ankel; but does NOT want to start a bar fight so she goes back and sits by Cir*

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Rubbs his bruised ankle, he asks Cir to hand him a peanut, he throws the peanut at Kementari and it breaks open perfectly on her forehead.

[Talierin]

*"Two and counting......"*:rolleyes:

[Kementari]

*askes the bar-tender for an eggplant and traces out the outline of Arnor*

[Dengen-Goroth]

Dengen relaxes in his chair beholding the sight. Picks up some scrolls from Khand and begins to read and drink the fine Wine from the Iron Hills, compliments of Telchar.

[¤-Elessar-¤]

tosses another up in the air, it just happens to hit Tal...immagine that ;)

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Aw, common, your no fun :rolleyes:

[Talierin]

Okay, okay!

PEANUT WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tal starts flinging peanuts at Elessar, and warding off the ones flying her way with her eggplant.......

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Elessar ducks behind the counter, and picks up a trashcan lid for a sheild, presently a peanut smacks Ciryaher in the face.

[Talierin]

*Tal sneaks up behind Elessar and fires about twenty peanuts at his rear, before dashing across the room, ducking from the hail of peanuts following her....*

[Aerin]

*Aerin grabs her eggplant and quickly waves it in the shape of Texas (to ward off evil voodoo peanuts [and any Elessar may throw...:D]) and sits at her table.*

Tsk, tsk, children... already throwing peanuts... sheesh! :D

[¤-Elessar-¤]

And it seems that Aerins eggplant is broken, because a small peanut plants itself on Aerin's nose.

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Well it seems that my new claim will go unprotested, much like the rest...*sigh

[Aerin]

Fine!!!

*Grabs Kem's eggplant and uses it for herself, Aerin enchants peanuts to fly around the room, hitting people!*

[Adeilya]

They've all gone mad! *Uses Lorien as a shield*

[¤-Elessar-¤]

one of Aerins Peanuts is hit by one of Elessar's, they both fly and hit innocent bystanders.

[Aerin]

No!! Innocent bystanders are just that... innocent! :eek:

*Sends out kamikaze peanuts toward Elessar*

[¤-Elessar-¤]

*leaves temporarily, but returns with an Elephant to clean up their mess.

[Beorn]

*Beorn gets a peanut cannon, and fires one heck of a lot of peanuts at Elessar until he's down on the floor spasming because of blunt force trauma*

[Kementari]

Erm i think i started a WAR?!

*Comes out of hiding and says commandingly: "Mana nyerelaulemanion turun i nato" (Holly power of the Eggplants master these things (theres no quenyian word for peanut))*

[Ciryaher]

*the Great Peanut jumps out of his Magic 8-Ball of Doom and swallows Elessar. The Great Peanuts rides off into the sunset, which Cir has ensured is at its utmost temperature*

How 'bout DEM apples?

[Adeilya]

*runs into storage room to restock peanuts*

[Ecthelion]

Nain walks in and says "Hey Ciy what's up?"
Nain then asks the bartender for a starwberry dacre.
(Do you you guys wanna join my new RPG? It's #27)

[Ciryaher]

All is good for me, Master Dwarf. Have your delvings been profitable?

*drinks from his krug*

[Ecthelion]

"Most certinaly Sir Ciyraher. Haven't had much peace lately with Gothmog trying to kill me and re-pairing my new land it's finally good to just sit and drink."
*sips his dacre*

[Arathin]

Through the immense peanut fight, Arathin merely sat, smoked her pipe and watched. Because Elessar was in front of her, a lot of peanuts had come flying at her. They had all bounced to the floor about three from her. "Would you all please stop picking on my future husband?" She askes. This gets more peanuts thrown at her. They also bounce harmlessly to the floor.

[Adeilya]

Adeilya wipes peanut shells off the counter. Goes around asking if people want refills while expertly dodging the peanuts.

[Ciryaher]

*drains his mug and raises it*

Refill, please!

[Adeilya]

*Refills Cir's gigantic mug thing* "You be careful now"

[Ciryaher]

*holds his krug like a greedy child with a piece of cake*

Many Thanks!

*takes a nice, long pull*

[Adrastea]

*In the Mist of the peanut war, Chippy secretly collected all the peanuts that came her way.
After she got about 3 hand fulls (you guys did throw alot of peanuts), she slowly crept up behind Aerin who was still firing peanuts at Elessar, as she fired her last peanut, Chippy dumbed the 3 hand fulls on her head. Chippy ran as fast as she could, which was quite slow because there were a lot of peanuts on the floor and she didn't want to slip over. She jumped over the counter, and tried to advoid the peanuts that were coming her way.*

[Lorien]

Adeilya~Don't worry girl we'll protect you from the evil peanut-chuckers....:D
Lorien who was busy tanking up on some gin while people were peanut fighting suddenly sees a Chippy come flying through the air onto him.
Lorien says, "Don't throw no more of those beeg peanuts on me eh?" manages to stand up and scolds Chippy saying, "Noone except the bartenders cross the counter!Sends CHippy back into the fray and she gets pelted by Aerin with a LOT of peanuts. Lorien then picks up peanuts from the floor and starts eating.:D :)

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer gets hit by a penut. He is getting sick of the noise.
*Cir throws some peanuts at Eomer. *Eomer catches them and sticks them in his ear so he can have peace.

[Kit Baggins]

Kit gleefully starts throwing peanuts at everyone. He is very drunk, and is also going around serenading everyone with love songs sung in a ridiculous Italian accent. Ciryaher, sadly, doesn't find this funny, and when Kit starts singing to him, Ciryaher throws the hobbit out of the nearest window.

[Lorien]

*Lorien hauls Kit back in saying, "Don't sing anymore, especially to us guys."

[Ciryaher]

Hey, I don't go for hobbit-punting! I wouldn't kick one of my own citizens out a window, unless I had a really good reason.

*pats Kit on his head and puts a Monty Python phonogram on the player*

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain walks in, he is dressed in all black and sits in the corner...

[Kit Baggins]

"Yippee!!" Kit yells. He bursts into a rendition of the Spam Song. "Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, span, spam, spam! Wonderful spam, lovely spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam..." He sees Lorien glaring at him. "Can't I even sing the Spam Song?" he asks hopefully. Then he goes over to the bar. "Can I have another pint of whiskey, please." he says.

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Elessar slowly gets up and starts conversing with an invisible dwarf...

[Arathin]

As Elessar begins this conversation, Arathin stands up. She walks up to Elessar, "I think you have had enough to drink, my love." She takes his hand and sits him down at her table in the corner. He promptly drains her new l&v. She orders another from Lorien. When she gets it, she keeps it and all other achohalic beverages away from Elessar who falls asleep.

[Morwen]

*Morwen, smiling happily, walks into the inn unbeknowst of the comotion inside. She makes it thirty feet and...smack! I giant peanut catches her off balance and sends her flying into a nearby pile of peanuts. She angrily pulls herself up and stomps to a corner, takes a seat, and grumbles inaudibly for the few minutes she is without wine.*

[Arathin]

Arathin sighs at all the comotion surrounding her. She goes back to her pipe and the map spread before her. She seems quite interested in it, but will let no one else see its contents. Elessar sleeps on beside her.

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain orders a white wine...

[Eogthea]

Eogthea wanders in and orders an ale.

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain is still sitting all alone.......

[Arathin]

"Hello my Elven friend!" she waves over Eogthea and pulls up a chair for her. Eogthea eyes Elessar warily. "Ignore him. He's had too much to drink. Come and join me." Arathin puts away the map b/c she will not let even her good friend see it at the moment.

[Eogthea]

Yawns and drinks deeply. "Perhaps I have had too much to drink as well, old friend."

[Arathin]

"Where have you been that you have been drinking my friend?" Looks over at Elessar. "No falling asleep on me Eogthea. He already is asleep. I won't bring you home."

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Elessar raises his head wearily, he looks around, rather confused. He reaches his hand up and pulls a peanut shell from his hair, he also pulls a peanut from his ear...He smiles at Arathin and falls asleep again.

[Arathin]

Looks at Elessar and smiles, shaking her head. She leans back, and dumps the ash from her pipe. Leaning over, she kisses his cheek and leans back drinking her l&v.

[Ciryaher]

*closes the book he just finished with a snap*

Excellent read!

*picks up his krug and walks over to Dain*

Greetings, Lord Dain. Might I provide you with company?

[Dain Ironfoot]

Why hello Cir, Finnaly some respectiful Folk to talk to. So How are things in your kingdom?

[Arathin]

"Hey Cir. What book did you just read?" Arathin yells across the room.

She picks up Elessar's head from the table and lays it in her lap. She stokes his hair out of his face as she wonders if Cir will tell her what book he just read.

[Cygnus]

Naz passes out at the bar again, still having nothing to drink.

[Arathin]

Still wonders what book Cir was reading. Leans over to whisper to Eogthea. "I wonder why Naz keeps passing out?"

[Ciryaher]

*yells back at Arathin*

Foundation's Edge

*turns to Dain and grins*

Things go well! How have the Naugrim fared?

[Arathin]

"By who and what is it about? Just the title doesn't help much." She yells back.

[Ciryaher]

It's by Isaac Asimov, and it is in the reknowned Foundation series (which is probably THE best S.F. series I've ever read). It's the 6th book in the series, although it is possible to read it without having read the earlier books (though you HAVE to read the 7th book)

[Adeilya]

Cir- Yes, I have heard great things about Isaac Asimov.

Adeilya goes over to Naz and lifts his head off the counter. "I think he's on drugs..." She mutters. She cleans up all the peanut shells and starts to brew coffee, tea, and other warm drinks.

[Arathin]

I guess I will have to read these books, Cir?

Are you sure it is drugs, Adeilya? Oh and could I please get a mint tea? Now this minute, but just when you can get to it.

[Ciryaher]

*shrugs* If you want. Make sure you start in the right order, though.

[Cygnus]

"Keep thy hands off me, little Necromancer." Mumbles Naz "can'thy see I am deep in thought" Naz puts his head back down on the bar and thinks

[Eomer Dinmention]

*4 tall men in Black Cloaks walks in and goes straightly to Eomer in the corner. Eomer greets them and they start talkin PRIVATELY to their own matters.

[Lorien]

Lorien puts a Bloody Mary in front of Naz saying,"Drink up, it helps the thought process."

[Dain Ironfoot]

dain then decides to walk up to the counter and ask "May I have a nice 3rd age red wine?"

[Kementari]

hm I just finished Prelude to Foundation, and i have to say, i'm VERY shocked about the ending! extreme spoiler ahead: Thier ALL ******!!!!

[Dain Ironfoot]

Hey I'm reading that book!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Kementari]

SORRY!! :( I can't help it im THAT shocked!

*feels really horrible*
Here i'll buy you a drink and we'll forget the finger thing

[Lorien]

Thank god i've already read that book....:D
Lorien turns to Dain saying "We're all out of the red, i should know i drank most of it :) but you can have some white if you're interested."

[Asha'man]

*Ash walks in and takes a seat where he can't be snuck up on from the back. Waves the bartender over and asks for a few of the ever-popular Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blasters. :D Starts feeling very depressed, and drains his first drink before something bad happens to it. Has another quick one to follow the first one down and see that it's all right. "I can't cope with it", he mutters, and sends a third drink down to see why the second hadn't yet reported on the condition of the first. He looks uncertainly at both common rooms and prefers the one on the right. Downs a fourth drink in the hopes that it will meet the third and join forces with it, so they can catch the second. Then all three will go find the first and give it a good talking-to. Feels uncertain as to whether the fourth drink understood all that so he sends down a fifth to explain the plan more fully and a sixth for moral support.*

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist plagiarizing that masterful passage. :D

Asha'man

[Lorien]

HEHEH...plagiariser.....
We don't have no pan galactic gargle blasters, advice if you want one though, get a towel.....:D
What you've been drinking served by yours truly is a bloody mary spiked with some crack...;)

[Eogthea]

Looks up blearily from her traditional ale, and mutters, "what the hell is with the sf stuff? i thought this was fanstasy." she shakes herself awake and looks around the room before returning to the bar. "i'll take anything you've got, but that bloody mary concoction sounds particularly enticing."

[Adeilya]

Serves Arathin her mint-tea, and then directs her attention to Naz who is deep in thought. "HMMM NAZ? What was that? 'LITTLE Necromancer'?" Naz doesn't move. "I know you heard me." Adeilya shakes her head at Naz. She then runs in the back for a second and returns with 3rd Age Red Wine. She set it in front of Dain. "I managed to find you some. And Lorien, NO MORE DRINKING!!"

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain thanked the kind maiden and sat alone...b

[Morwen]

*Morwen yawns lazily and takes a seat next to Nazz. "You know, Nazz, it's not very fun to drink bad wine *hic* no, nooo fun at all *hic*. I think i'll order another one" she says in a long drawl. "Bartender, could *hic* Nazz and I *hic* have a nudder *hic* dink over here?" She looks at Nazz and her eyes droop uncontrollably, and her head falls with a loud *clunk* to the table. "Very nooot vun!"she mumbles.*

[Aerin]

*Aerin wishes she had the little microphone gadget she wants to get, so she can listen in on all the conversations...:D*

Ash, I never took you for a PGGB drinker... I guess you'll have to go to that support group now, you've had enough of them...;)

*Aerin walks over to Mor and slaps her on the back.*

Great drinks, huh? :D I'll have a PGGB, please...hehe

[Arathin]

Arathin sips her tea thoughtfully. "Hey is Adeilya the one mixing PGGBers then. Because Lorien said he couldn't. Well if you are, Adeilya, could I have two small ones. One for me, and one to wake up Elessar. No one can fall asleep after one of those. I do think that Ash will need one of those support groups though.

[Eogthea]

"too much drinks" hits herself on the head "no such thing" looks up "Anyone got anything new for me to try?"

[Arathin]

Adeilya can you make that three PGGBs, please! I am buying you the best/worst drink ever, Eogthea.
*leans back and waits for the PGGBs to arrive at her table*

[Eogthea]

grabs hers and drinks deeply *boy am I gonna get drunk* then the full power of the drink hits her and she promptly falls over.

[Arathin]

"Eogthea, you don't drink it all at once!" Arathin gets her two other PGGBs. "Thanks Adeilya. Here is another tip." Turns to Elessar's sleeping form. She puts the drinks on the table and leans over Elessar. "Wake up, love. I have something for you."

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain pulls out a glowing stone and peers into it, The whole world seems to disipear(sp) and he starts to look for an aftafact lost many a year ago....

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Elessar looks around, his eyesight wobbles a bit, he fondly remembers his Jimi Hendrix experience in the Silver Dragon, and thinks it couldn't had been this bad...

[Adrastea]

While watching everyone get drunk, Chippy asks for a glass of Cold Water.

[Arathin]

"Good you're awake." Arathin whispers. "Here drink this very slowly." She hands him the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, and helps him drink it. Then downs her own. "I forgot how powerful those things are." She mutters under her breath as she finishes hers.

[Ciryaher]

*shakes his head as he sees all these smashed people...*

Some people just don't know the meaning of moderation...

*mutters and takes another drink of his beer*

[Arathin]

Like you do! *Arathin shouts at Ciryaher* Look at the size of that krup in your hands! You have downed more achohal than me. I have just had more deadly achohal than you.

[Eomer Dinmention]

*4 more tall dark figure men walks in straight to Eomer.
Eomer takes them into another Room. Where they discuss the matter of Rpg 28.

[Ciryaher]

Krug, Arathin. Yes, I've had more that you, but those of my family can hold their bread (which is a hint). Your hard drinks are nasty, and I much prefer beer...even to a PGGB.

*tips back his krug and empties it*

[Arathin]

Sorry Ciryaher. I meant to spell it krug, but my fingers were numb when I posted that. (so was my brain) And my hard drinks aren't nasty!

[Lorien]

Hey no more PGGB's they don't exist...not in M-E.....so what i gave Ash was what you're all drinking which is actually just a Bloody Mary and some crack in it. And the only who knows how to get to Santagrinus IV(or V) is me but unfortunately i lost my friggin' towel.
Lorien snatches the last bottle of red wine left and runs around in ecstasy but falls down like Chandler on FRIENDS and the bottle breaks.

[DGoeij]

**walks over to the counter**

The last bar where I tried to have a pint of 1420 and a game of cards got flooded. What about a nice poster outside which says: 'magic is not permitted indoors' or something?

Oh, and a pint of 1420 please.

[Lorien]

1420 coming up yells Lorien and shoves a big mugful of 1420 to DGoeij

[DGoeij]

Oh, carefull, one doesn't shove a good beer. You might waste it!:eek:

Experienced bartender(tendress?) you may be, that did scare me.

But thanks, nonetheless.:)

**wipes the sweat off his forehead and looks around for an empty seat**

[Eogthea]

Sits up from her position on the floor where she felll. "You mean my PGGB wasn't real?" stands up "Then give me something real and strong too!" looks around "not too crowded now, are we?"

[Kementari]

DGeoji, i love your signature LOL!!

*orders a chocolate milk*

[Adeilya]

Lorien, fine, no PBBGs. But that means no CRACK! *Cleans up Lorien's spilled red wine* "I can't leave you alone for one second." Adeilya says to Lorien. *Slides Kem her chocolate milk* *Notices all the people passed out and severely drunk*

[Eogthea]

Raises one hand *I'm not drunk!* promptly falls over. (arathin: sound familiar?) stands up again. *Where's my drink?*

[Valar]

*valar finally comes out of his seat in the corner and then sits down at the piano in the corner ands starts to play so slow blues*

[Adeilya]

Sweet! *Changes out of "barkeep clothes" and into a black dress* *sings with Valar*

[Ciryaher]

*bends over the counter and refills his krug and puts another notch on his tab*

[Adrastea]

When Chippy gets her cold class of water...She makes her way to the door, but it was quite difficult getting to the door cause you had to step over all the drunk people on the floor...She finally steps outsides. The night air is cool and refreshing after the smell of alcohol. Chippy decides to wonder around the town. But before she went, Chippy stuck her head inside the inn and asked "Anyone want to come with me?"

[Ciryaher]

*Ciryaher stands up with krug in hand and hops over the sprawled forms*

I'll have a breath of fresh air with you. I can't stand these hard-liquor folks, anyways. How about it, Kem? *looks at Kem with her chocolate milk and beckons her to come outside with him*

[Lorien]

Whaddya mean no crack? What do you think pipeWEED was, it was crack.
So anyone wants a pseudo-PGGB come on over. I'm a bartender DGoeij. Pulls out his Gibson Les Paul and accompanies Valar who's playing the piano.

[DGoeij]

A piano player! How cool.

Well than thank you for the bear dear, sir.:D

Oh, and I might have to start finding out where my sig came from, I keep bumping into these 'I like your sig' replies.:)

[Kementari]

I think the original saying is make love not war (coined by the Beatles)

*gets up and follows Cir*

[Kit Baggins]

Kit gets up, orders a pint of beer, and starts drunkenly chatting up Eogthea.

[Lorien]

Lorien spies a untouched Bloody Mary in front of Naz and tries reaching over to take it, he trips over his guitar and falls flat taking Adeilya down with him and manages to get an elbow to Valar's chest.

[DGoeij]

**Steps over the human Gorderian knot on the floor and walks over to Kementari**

Thanks Kementari. I've heard this 'make love, not war' before of course, but I didn't know it was from the Beatles originally.
About my sig, (currently Make Beer, Not War, if I might change it), I don't know if I made it up, or heard it before somewhere.

Worth discussing in a atmosphere like this?

**orders another beer and a drink for Kementari**

I do think so.:)

[Valar]

*After beening knocked off his stool Valar gets up and grabs Loriens Guitar turns down all the tone to give it a nice blusey sound and then hands it back, and says
" Lets keep this mellow"
*Gets back on the piano and strikes up again.*

[Talierin]

*Crawls out from under the table she was hiding under cause of the peanut war, and pops up next to Nazzy. She orders a large chocolate milk.*

[Adeilya]

Adeilya falls down and lands with Lorien on top of her. She pushes him. "NO MORE DRINKING!!" She yells...but then laughs because it's waaaaaaay too funny. *and no CRACK beause pipeweed is NOT crack.* Adeilya gets up, straightens out her dress, and slides Tal her chocolate milk.

[Arathin]

"You guys are all nuts." Arathin still sits at her corner table, just like Aragorn might have done in at similar situation. She pulls out her pipe again and lights up. Her gaze turns to Elessar who has, alas, fallen fast asleep yet again. She shakes her head slowly. As another mint tea arrives on request, she pulls out the map again and surveys its contents.

[Lorien]

Lorien thinks, "My guitar was tuned low", "It is crack admit it. They just didn't use the word.". Lorien comfortably reaches over and drinks Naz's Bloody Mary.

[Kementari]

*turns to DGeo*
Well, all i know is that it was a typical hippie saying that John Lennon made up. I think one of the Beer companies made up the saying in your sig (not sure which company..). Lots of companies borrow stuff from the Beatles.. Thanks for the drink :D

*looks longingly at Ciryaher*

[Ciryaher]

*stops at the door and turns to Kementari, smiling*

*holds the door open for her and waits*

[Kementari]

*beams a smile at Cir*
*walks out the door and thanks Cir for waiting for her*

[¤-Elessar-¤]

*Climbs in through the window.

Boy, what happened here?

[Morwen]

*Morwen's head slowly rises from the table and she peers out drunkenly. "Oh, me not feelin so good! I think I'll go out a take a ride" she says, stumbling through the inn. She falls out the door and lands heavily on the solid earth. "Ooo! No more wine for me!".
She mounts a horse and reins toward the forest. "Hey, nobody said anything about RIDING under the influence!" she shouts to the forest.*

[DGoeij]

That was definately the shortest conversation I've ever had in a bar. Was the misspelling of my name meant in a friendly matter, or is it to hard to remember?;)

[Kementari]

OOC: Lol, im sorry you caught me at a bad time :)

Your name is hard to remeber. What should we call you for short?

[DGoeij]

I don't mind actually. As long as I can figure out you're typing to me.:)

[Adeilya]

Lorien...if it's anything it would be WEED hence the name pipeWEED. But I think there's a thread about that topic somewhere...
Adeilya starts to clean up the mess and try to wake up the drunks. "Lorien, wanna help me over here and not be DRINKING?!" She opens a window to let in the fresh, night air.

[Arathin]

"Hey Adeilya. How many drunks do you really think are on the floor at this moment? I can name two, Kit and Eogthea. Anyone name someothers?" She looks around and leans back in her chair. Arathin continues to smoke in silence and gaze at the map.

[Anduril]

I'll put something that can help you to have a nice time into the Inn...

:cool: :D

[Arathin]

Sorry my comp won't download that.

[Lorien]

Lorien picks up Kit from the floor and throws him on one of the long sofa-type thingies, then as he's heading over to get another drink and help Adeilya he trips over Eogthea's body and falls face-front. "Aw, my poor beautiful face its got a scratch, confusticated drunks! can't hold their alcohol and come here to drink bah!"

[Adrastea]

While Waiting for Kem and Cir to hurry up, Chippy picks a flower from the flower bed and sticks it in her hair.

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer sitting outside waves Kem goodbye. He sees Cir and Kem so happy together.

*Eomer then sits down by a seat next to the river. The full moon bright and beautiful. He stares at the river that has the reflection of the moon

"Such a beautiful night. The stars a bright, theres a full moon. The air is clean. Nights like these i wish i had someone near me to feel the same thing. This is the kinda night that i would like to fall in love with."
*Eomer bows his head in sadness

[Lorien]

Then suddenly Lorien comes stumbling outside behind Eomer and says, "I'll help" and gives him a nice cute puppy to keep him company until he gets someone else. "Be happy Eomer there are a lot of us guys to share your sadness you can't have it all." *Gives a sad smile.*

p.s. i'll let you choose the dog's sex Eomer :D

p.p.s If anyone has doubts about my sadness or lonliness read my sig:(

[Eomer Dinmention]

Yes Lorien but for so long have i waited for my true love to come. But i haven't seen anyone close.
Maybe this was meant to be. Eomer King of Rohan with no heir to his throne. Eomer single forever with his good dog Dolermion



Eomer continues to sit down admire the beauty of the night cuddling Dolermion.

[Valar]

*Goes and puts his hand on Eomer shoulder.*
"My friend, love is not something that happens when you ask for it. It happens when you least expect and when its least looked for.
Give it time myfriend and i promise that it'll happen"
"And you still have me!!!!!!lol"

[Ciryaher]

*takes Kementari's hand and steps outside the door. walks over to Chippy*

Are we going to go on a walk or shall we just sit and enjoy the quiet out-of-doors?

[Adeilya]

NO SADNESS! Especially not here. And Valar is absolutely right...I myself have given up on looking and am just enjoying everything, waiting for love to slap me in the face. :)

[Afterglow]

Yeah I'll have to be agreeing with Valar and Adeilya...
Afterglow has Adeilya send Eomer a tea/coffee/whatever warm non-alcoholic warm drink he likes so he can drink it and watch the stars, which were exceptionally beautiful that night. No one shall be sad. :)

[Aerin]

Aerin goes outside with her telescope and looks at the stars, wondering why life is so complicated. :cool:

[Eomer Dinmention]

Yes that is a true thing, but i never stated that i have been looking ha lol yeah.

I think i will enjoy life and when the time comes i will be in love on this very seat. He cuddles his puppy. And drink his cafe' Late

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain sits outside all alone on a hill he named "Strawberry hill". He starts to wonder about the past and the present.... All alone.........

[Lorien]

Lorien quickly cleans up and then spies Dain sitting alone and asks, "Care for some company Dain?" and hands him some coffee

[Dain Ironfoot]

Always nice to see a friendly Necromancer, come, come and sit with me. So how are things? Do you seem to find that in time History repeats itself........???? *cough.... "Elessar+Cir"......Cough*

[Dengen-Goroth]

*Dengen briskly stands*
"Being single can sometimes be a lot simpler then being in a relationship. It takes much time an muc effort. Never be saddened friends, none ar ever alone."
*Walks to the bar and begins to write something on scrolls*

[Eogthea]

Sits around and looks bored

[Adeilya]

*wipes down the counter* "Now that they've all become drunk, they're going through the I'm going to ponder everything complicated phase." She mutters. Adeilya posts a guard at the bar (so no one will take anything) and ventures outside with a tea in hand, gazing up at the stars.

[Arathin]

Arathin sits under the open window. Still looking at her map and smoking her pipe.

[Eomer Dinmention]

Yes Dengen that is true, but its more fun when your not alone.

*Eomer falls asleep under the bright moon

[Kementari]

I'd like to go for a walk, Cir.

OOC: Believe me it is a hundred-million times worse to be in love and still be alone...

[Morwen]

OOC: Well, humor can still be apparent in the most sad situation! Take me, a poor depressed loner, and I still have enough strength to make a joke!

*Morwen's horse gallops into the forest while she leans dangerously to the side, almost to the point of falling. Her eyes suddenly snap open and she rights herself quickly only to find a nice, thick, branch waiting for her. *smack* She falls to the earth and mumbles about trees and watching where they're going. For several moments she sits stupidly in the middle of the road and peers at the beautiful moon. Her senses slowly return and she begins to walk towards the inn.
Kem, Cir, and Chippy pass her and she waves happily at them, but she suddenly trips and falls into the lake.
"Argh! I've had enough of this ****!" she shouts to the sky, as she crawls out and rests upon the soft grass. Sleep finds her and takes her, momentarily, away from her worries and pains.*

[Elbereth]

Dressed in black leather and dark glasses, Elbereth enters the Eagle incognito and takes a seat near the back of the room.

"Bartender, could you get me a whisky sour on the rocks."


;)

[Kit Baggins]

"Bartender go bye-bye." says a drunken voice from one of the couches. "She wen' ou'side with- with a cup of somethin'." The voice's owner staggers to his feet. He is a red-haired hobbit who has quite obviously had far to much to drink. Kit wobbles to the door. "Adey- Adeilya!" he shouts. "Someone wants a drink!"

[Eogthea]

Yawns again. "Is anyone else here?" Falls over yet again. Stands up and looks around. "If anyone talks to me I'll buy the next round."

[Cygnus]

Naz finally wakes up again "Hey wait... where am i?"

[Arathin]

Arathin rolls up her map. "Eogthea come here, old friend." She stands up Eogthea, and walks her over to a couch. "Here lay down here for a little while. And Kit lay back down. I'll go and get Adeilya." She convinces the two of them to lay down on seprate couches, and then goes to tell Adeilya that someone wants a drink. "And Nazzy, you're in the Eagle and the Child Inn. I think you are the only one here that really needs a drink."

[Ciryaher]

*Ciryaher heads towards a small path near the edge of the road. As the two pass under the eaves of the wooded path, Ciryaher turns around*

Chippy, are you coming with us or doing something else?

[Lorien]

In Elessar+Cir case history is going to repeat itself till one of them quits or they fall in love. Lorien walks into the bar and asks Naz, "I nicked your drink want another one?". He notices Elbereth and hands her a whisky.

[Cygnus]

"Yes actually" naz says quietly and he looks at the new comer to the bar.

[Lorien]

Ok here you go another Bloody Mary, yell if you want anything else alright? Goes back outside and joins Dain.

[Arathin]

"Wait Lorien! I'll have anyother L&V. Also, when you said 'fall in love' did you mean with other people or with eachother? Please explain.

[Lorien]

Lorien hands Arathin her L&V and says, "I meant with each other. Of course its not going to happen but its just a possible slution to the whole thing."

[Adeilya]

Runs back in only to find that everyone has their drink already. Nods to Elbereth, who just came in. Nods to Eogthea and Naz who just woke up. Walks back outside under the stars. *sigh*

[Lorien]

Lorien walks outside and says to Adeilya, "What a crazy night? I think i'm finally beginning to get a buzz from those drinks. Come lets go bug Dain."

[Eogthea]

Sits up and glares at Arathin "I don't need to lie down! I'm quite sober... or at least as sober as I get"

[Adeilya]

Adeilya laughs. "I TOLD you not to drink." She turns and runs towards Dain, signaling for Lorien to follow. "Wee! Let's be mischievous!"

[Dain Ironfoot]

ok, what shall we do???

[Arathin]

Eogthea you are more drunk than usual. So don't even fight with me. Lay down now!!!

[Dain Ironfoot]

I would kindly ask for a bowl of clam chowder....