RP 30: Hunt Gollum

[Khamul]

I am going to start a new rpg that will include whoever wants to play as long as they stay in character most of the time. PM me if you have any questions.

[Glory]

I want to join then, what are we going to do?

[Khamul]

We will hunt Gollum. WHen we have enough people we will then choose how we will do it.

[Dain Ironfoot]

I'm gonna join!!

[Khamul]

all who want to join pm me with your profile and tell me how you would like to have this rpg run.

Note: this will be a sorta serious rpg

[Dain Ironfoot]

Name: Dain Ironfoot II

Race: Timeless Being

Title: Lord of the Iron hills, Lonley Moutain, White mountain, Grey Moutain, White Wizard of the Yellow Wizards, and Leader of Freemen.

Looks: Tall with the build of a dwarf, and the grace and hight of an Elf. About 6'5'' with many scars all over.

Weapons: Sword, 2 throwing Axes, a mace, and the Red Ax of Dain I.

Personality: Nice, funny, easly angered, fair ruler, and a great friend.

[Mormegil]

I'm in. I'm up for a bit of Gollum hunting!

[Khamul]

ok i am going to kinda get started. Anyone who wants to join as we go along can just pm me and join. UNless you are one sick friek who keeps saving GOllum.

this is my profile

Originally posted by Sting
Name: Drygo
Creature:human of no known race
Age:unknown
Gender:male
Born: not sure, but was found by a ranger who was wandering at teh edge of the Mirkwood forest

Weapons: a very powerful crossbow, a war hammer, and a great sword that he named Preadan after a tree that he walked by everyday on his way to the forest
Magic:only in the uncanny elvish sight and stealth

Personality:quiet, humble, but bold and very persuasive when need comes. slow to anger unless openly assualted then his rage burns like mount doom (lol)

Armor: mithril coat under his leather tunic he wears in normal conditions or his silver one that he wears in war

Horse: a gray stallion named Forfin

[Khamul]

Drygo and Dain wander through the forest. They have now been hunting the elusive GOllum for a week. Drygo spots a shadowy black figure over the hillside. He motions to Dain and they slip into the closer range. If only their comrades who are hunting Gollum fans would return and they could be sure of a capture.

All of a sudden an army of Gollum fans converge behind GOllum. Dain and Drygo laugh at the pitiful bunch. They Knew that they would not be a threat in the least.

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain teleports behind then and trips them all one by one....b

[Khamul]

drygo tells dain no need to do that. They hurt themselves without any help.

Suddenly (ooc:to make it sorta a challenge) ic: a great wizard teleports in and changes Gollum to the size of GOdzilla

Gollum seeing all the little Gollum fans see that they are small (like Bagginssesss) so he eats them all... except YayGollum

[Khamul]

who pulls out a fake ring. And with the stupidy of Gollum he grabs the ring and names YayGollum Gollum fan of the month. YayGOllum is overjoyed and runs all around the hill yelling histerically until his mom comes and grounds him for supporting Gollum.

[Glory]

Name: Mi real name is gloria but my elvish name it is Glory
Creature: human
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Place Born:Unknown (I am still trying to find out wich one was)
Looks: Black short hair, dark brown eyes, sometimes I can be confused with an elf but iam a fully blood human.
Weapons: Sword ( "Erandoil the Defender" ), Bow and of course arrows (I learned to use them with the elves)
Magic: mmm sometimes
Personality: I am very shy mostly like a hobbit but sometimes Keeps to her self most of the time. She likes to dress in black armor to keep from attracking atention to herself. She has a strong spirt. May isn't a serious person about things but when her friends need her she is there. She likes to enjoy life to it's fullest. I do hate being healed by magic (don’t ask why I just do ok?)
Clothing/Armor: I wear my sword, a cover of sword, a layer, my cloak and normal humans clothes .
~ all the time looking for adventures~

her it is my profile

[Úlairi]

I will join you. You will need a Ringwraith on a trip like this! Besides I'm on orders from the big man of Barad-dur to find him as well, so I guess you guys will be helping me! LOL!!!:D :D :D ;)

[Úlairi]

Originally posted by Ulairi
I will join you. You will need a Ringwraith on a trip like this! Besides I'm on orders from the big man of Barad-dur to find him as well, so I guess you guys will be helping me! LOL!!!:D :D :D ;)

Here is my profile.

Name: Ulairi (Alatar)
Creature: Maia of Orome but was ensnared by Sauron and became one of the Ulairi (Nazgul).
Occupation: Was working for Orome but am now working for the big man of Barad-dur!
Looks: Kinda scary!
Magic: Quite powerful as I am a Maia!
Weapon: Morgul blade capable of sending people into the Wraith world!

So please let me join Sting, I have never done one of these before either!!!:D :D :D

[Khamul]

I wont mind having you two join. But we need a GOllum supporter. We have to fight someone. Gollum is too easy. And stay in character with reasonable story lines. DOnt be all-powerful. Thats no fun.


Ulairi this is the 4th age. Sauron is gone...so are the wraiths

[Mormegil]

Here is my profile

Name: Mormegil
Race: Human
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Place of Birth: Gondor
Appearence: Tall, Muscular. Black hair, Brown eyes. A black cloak.
Weapons: A Black Sword, a Bow, and 2 Short Daggers.
Personality: Strong willed. slow to anger, but ferocious in battle.
Likes to have a good time. Sensitive and caring.
Magic: Knows some healing spells.
History: Was born and raised in Gondor. Parents were killed in an
Orc raid. Has spent time in the army of Gondor, stationed in
outposts in Ithilien.


We need a Gollum lover to beat up!!

[Khamul]

Hey everyone im just going to continue the rpg. And we can go and wait for Gollum supporters. This is the story so far.



STING:Drygo and Dain wander through the forest. They have now been hunting the elusive GOllum for a week. Drygo spots a shadowy black figure over the hillside. He motions to Dain and they slip into the closer range. If only their comrades who are hunting Gollum fans would return and they could be sure of a capture.

All of a sudden an army of Gollum fans converge behind GOllum. Dain and Drygo laugh at the pitiful bunch. They Knew that they would not be a threat in the least.

DAIN:Dain teleports behind then and trips them all one by one....

STING:drygo tells dain no need to do that. They hurt themselves without any help.

Suddenly (ooc:to make it sorta a challenge) ic: a great wizard teleports in and changes Gollum to the size of GOdzilla

Gollum seeing all the little Gollum fans see that they are small
(like Bagginssesss) so he eats them all... except YayGollum who pulls out a fake ring. And with the stupidy of Gollum he grabs the ring and names YayGollum Gollum fan of the month. YayGOllum is overjoyed and runs all around the hill yelling histerically until his mom comes and grounds him for supporting Gollum.

[Mormegil]

*Mormegil laughs at YayGollum*
*Mormegil wonders why there are so few people around. "Where are all the Gollum lovers?" he asks*

[Khamul]

Yaygollum replies that they have been eaten by Gollum. But since he is the official Gollum fan of the Month he can make him throw them back up.

Drygo says that is fine. (will make GOllum smaller) And then takes GOllum to his castle in the former shire. (Gollum ate all the hobbits)

[Kit Baggins]

Gollum didn't eat all the hobbits. I might be a Baggins but I feel that I ought to stick up for Gollum!

[Khamul]

ooc:YES Finally a Gollum suppoerter.:D it worked

[Glory]

yes it finally work

[Úlairi]

But Sting! If this is the fourth age than Gollum is dead! He fell into the fires of Mount Doom!!! So how can we be hunting him if he is consumed by fire never to be seen again???:confused: :confused: :confused:

[DGoeij]

Ok, I don't know how to play RPG's but I'll fire off a few in favor of the small guy, to keep things going.

I need to have some weapons and declare myself and stuff right?

Name: DGoeij
Race: Man (as far back as the family can be sure)
Gender: Male
Place of Birth: Unquendor
Appearence: Off course, I'm good looking!
Personality: I'm in it to have fun.
Magic: I have a starter deck, it was a birthday present.
Weapons: One double bladed axe (always wanted to have one), I think I'll call it Mona. A bow and a quiver of arrows (I'm being teached the art of archery in the Institute of Ballistics) and a squirt gun, filled with Grandma's Secret Smelly Potion.:D

My first deed will be to sneak into the anti-Gollum army camp and squirt Grandma's Secret Smelly Potion all over their extra underwear, just to keep things personal.:D

EDIT: and Uliari, I believe in digital resurrection.

[Khamul]

Ulairi you ever heard of stem cell research....

[Lorien]

oh and why didn't sauron like get his army of researchers to do the same for him, he could still be around, poor sauron...:D if sauron's dead so's gollum

[Khamul]

Sauron's reseachers were inferior to me.....

[DGoeij]

And he didn't have a message board where people brought him back to life.:p

Ok, to stir things up a little, I'll accedentally spill some of Grandma's Secret Smelly Potion in the stables of the anti-Gollum rabble. Next battle they'll be walking.:)

Even more fun, I seem to be getting away with it.:cool:

[YayGollum]

Here I am! I've never done this before, but here goes!
Name:YayGollum(because I'm already in the story even though I wasn't here)
Race:One of those Beorning things, cuz they're cool.
Gender:Male
POB:No creative ideas
Appearance:short, black hair, green eyes, the most ugliest thing you've ever seen, hodge-podge armor, big shield to hide behind
Personality: only loyal to Gollum, stubborn, mostly clueless, hates elves
Magic:talking to animals, the favor of Gollum(at least for the month-not really magic, but it's cool)
Weapons:crossbow, throwing daggers, poison dart blower, sword(for the few times I'll have to get anywhere near enemies), and if DGoiej gets to have a squirt gun, I have one with water from that river in Mirkwood that makes people fall asleep
As has been suggested I will get Gollum to throw up the other Gollum fans(though I don't know why he did it)as soon as we can infiltrate this castle in the Shire.

[Khamul]

Drygo and Dain are not worried about mere mortals (lol) and their potions. They are planning to gather information on the opening of Gollum (the movie) so they can stop its evil production so the minds of young children will not be infiltrated by this filth. Of course since his fans made the movie... It cant be that professional...almost as bad as my servants movie of Balrog returns(kinda like Godzilla)

I have gollum now and am not afraid of any open attack against me and my allies because of how they are much more superior in battle. Considering they have much more experience and more powerful arms.

[Khamul]

They ask the spirit of Morgoth for advice, but hes to scared of Drygo and Dain for he has head of their powers and would never even dare to face men of such might. His parting words were that he couldnt believe that Gollum fans would want to rescue their hero because they felt sorry for him. He wished that he could have gotten that kind of sympathy. Drygo responded, "Shut up your a Valar"

Dains sharp eyes spot the Gollum fan club covered in vomit. Apparently they are trying to kill the guards with their smell. Drygo tells his servants to fire cows at them and **** in their general direction as a form of intimidation.

[Úlairi]

If stem cell reasearch got Gollum back then where dod they get the cell from??? I will join for nothing is said about the Wraiths actually perishing if that is O.K. with you Sting?;)

[Glory]

ack! they smell horrible *says glory looking at gollum supporters*

[Mormegil]

*"They also look kinda funny" says Mormegil.

[Glory]

yes I guess they do.*lol*

[DGoeij]

However not great at baseball, DGoeij starts to use Mona to hit the incoming cows back towards the anti-Gollum gathering. In the confusion, Gollum is able to sssssneak away.

[Glory]

hey you don't ran away *points to gollum* he is going to sneak!!

[DGoeij]

If you don't like the message, kill the messenger. :D DGoeij gets his bow and an arrow and sets one pointy flyer off to Glory.
That will silence the brat!

[Glory]

* the arrow pass nearly her but doesn't reach her* so, if you want to play I can play this game too *with her bow she shoots an arrow to DGoeij*

[Khamul]

Drygo tells no tales about the research being done in his underground lab. But he can say this, "Ill go nuclear unless you surrender evil stinky GOllum supporters."

[DGoeij]

*Dives behind the nearest solid object**
Back to the archery-class!:eek:
Where's my backup?!? Am I the only one out here trying to save that stinking little buggers hide?

Anyway, Gollum heads for the hills.:cool:

EDIT: Tell that Drygo I'll send a RPG down his RPG if he goes nuclear. Besides, one lead sandwich every morning keeps the neutrons away.:D

[Glory]

he's going to get away!!!! *takes one arrow and hits gollum on the leg with the arrow not hurting him because he is too big (remember he is godzilla size)*

[YayGollum]

YayGollum, the appointed Gollum Fan of the Month gets Gollum to throw up all the other Gollum fans(who will help us, right?). We find out that whoever that evil wizard was who turned Gollum to the size of Godzilla also made him eat the fans. All the Gollum fans run away with Gollum into the Old Forest because Gollum knows how to get through safely without getting near Tom Bombadill or Old Man Willow.

[Khamul]

ooc:lead sandwich? scratch nuclear let make a big magnet.

ic: Anti GOllum club stays in castle and plans their next move..

[YayGollum]

Too bad DGoeij, better cut back on the lead sandwiches! Not yummy. Ashes, ashes and dust they is! The Gollum fans heal Gollum's poor leg and starts running through the night to get a head start on the still thinking in their stinky castle in the Shire anti-Gollum people. Since I can talk to animals, I get some birds to watch out for them.

[Khamul]

Anti-GOllum fans are disgusted by the foul reek of GOllum and the GOllum fans. ooc:It must be their only advantage, kinda like dragon's smell. Now the castle troops are restless and ready for attack against the GOllum fans. They begin to send out the scouts and dogs and prepare for the fiercest battle ever in hobbiton.

[Mormegil]

Mormegil, (one of the scouts), reports back to Sting, (our leader?), that the Gollum fans have fortified an encampment just out side of Hobbiton. They are trying to protect Gollum there.
A spokesman for the Gollum fans, known only as YayGollum, stated that the Gollum fans have finally taken showers and are no longer stinking the place out. He also said that they will defend Gollum to the death. (even though he did eat them all!)
Mormegil advises a full on attack against the encampment.

[Khamul]

Drygo carefully contemplates Mormegils statement. Thank you Mormegil for your scouting. Apparently some of my other so called scouts arent able to report back quickly. I will consider this proposition as soon as we can have a council on this matter. Anti-GOllum fans must be here soon or I will take desperate action. (no nukes)

[My_Precious]

Name: Olga
Creature: Human
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Place Born:Angmar
Looks: Black hair, green eyes, good looking, 5'4"
Weapon: Bow and Sword
Magic Yes/No: nope

Family: She raised herself. No one knows what happened to her family, they just dissapeared one day.
History: There are many dark rumors about her family, but no one knows anything for sure.
Personality: Cold and calm all the time. No one can look in her eyes for a long time, they get scared. The only friend she has and deeply loves is her black pet panther Bastet. She spent time wondering in the forests. Has talent in medicine, so can cure many things.
Clothing/Armor: Black; Long Black Cloak, black boots.
Pet: Black panther named Bastet after Egypt goddess. Please don't kill her!

[My_Precious]

Olga sends her panther to hunt. Panther bumps into Mormegil who's scouting around Gollum fans' club. She attacks Mormegil, rips off his pants, and everyone can see his white, red polka-dotted underwear... :D Now Gollum fans know he's sneaking around...;)

[Úlairi]

:D :D :D Ulairi comes riding in on his horse of darkness and sees Gollum who is huge. He grabs his Morgul blade and thrusts it into the slimy flesh of Gollum's mammoth-sized leg. Gollum gives out a cry and begins to lose his balance. His foot comes crashing down upon his black horse but Ulairi jumps off just in time!

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" cries Ulairi.:D :D :D

[Mormegil]

Mormegil changes into a new pair of trousers (pants??) which cannot be ripped off.
Mormegil throws a rock at My-Precious' panther, which hits it on the leg. The panther goes limping off.

[DGoeij]

DGoeij start target practising on the dogs of war send out by the Anti-Gollum cowards.

My archery skills are improving every shot! Watch out Glory!:cool:

[Glory]

*smiles* well, well *she shoots arrows at the archers who are hurting the dogs of war* well I think that you should be the one who will wach out! :cool:

[Kit Baggins]

Kit and YayGollum get to the edge of the anti-Gollum encampment without being spotted. This is because all their sentries are drunk :p . Kit and YG let off dozens of stink-bombs into the anti-Gollum camp.
"Now who's stinking the place out?!" Kit shouts.

[My_Precious]

My_Precious puts some ice on her panther's paw, shakes her head angrily, takes her bow and walks outside to shoot anyone who'll try ro hurt Gollum again. She also sends a letter to a local wizard to return Gollum to his normal size, 'coz he eats A LOT!
;)

[Glory]

*Jumps out of the camp before she gets stinky* I don't understand. We didn't make them stink the shouldn't have done that..

[Khamul]

Sting angrily moves off. He and his comrades prepare to send out their mutated hobbit army just for fun. They are scared of swords but are strong against arrows which is apparently the GOllum fans only strength. They have no strategical skill either so ill send out my werewolves to take care of that pesky pink panther.

[Glory]

actua lly I think they should put their stink-bombs on gollum because he tried to ate them and he made them stink not us is not our fault that gollum have done that. *she looks how the werewolves ahead to the camp of Gollum's fans*

[YayGollum]

We get Olga to cure Gollum's Morgul blade wound. I shoot an arrow at Drygo's chest just for fun because I know he has a mithril coat and everyone else is getting hit in the leg! (Since you people didn't like my idea of running through the night to the Old Forest, I'll go with the flow and stay at this camp at the edge of Hobbiton)Since Gollum is still Godzilla size he starts to squash the evil mutated army that we are too afraid to challenge face to face.

[Khamul]

but suddenly the wizard appears and GOllum is small again. Suddenly one of the Hobbits is huge! He immediately goes after whoever shot the arrow at his master. Soon Gollum is locked away in a cell with the same chain that first bound Melkor. The Gollum fans retreat and prepare for the second battle having been showered.

[DGoeij]

Mutants? Phah!
Dgoeij starts hacking Mona into the oversized Hobbit. The Hobbit gets annoyed and (surprise :D ) hungry. It limps back to home to be on time for dinner.

[YayGollum]

The giant hobbit starts to eat everyone in the castle(an obvious side effect of being huge). In the confusion(Yay confusion!) the Gollum fans take Gollum and his chain(they couldn't find the key, they also wonder how these anti-Gollum people got it from the Valar)and head for the Old Forest. Ha!

[DGoeij]

DGoeij thinks aloud about using Grandma's Secret Smelling Potion on the lock. It scares the lock so much it resigns and Gollum is free.

He then heads back to the left overs (pun intented) of the Anti-Gollum Idiots' castle, to see if there anyone left to settle the dispute in a violent matter.:cool:

[YayGollum]

Going with the flow again, YayGollum leads the Gollum fans back to the castle with DGoeij(why?)instead of to the safety of the Old Forest where the bad guys would get lost. That stinky stuff must be really strong! Good thing Morgoth didn't have any!

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain them makes a big throne for Gollem!!!!

[YayGollum]

In the now conquered castle?

[Mormegil]

Mormegil gathers together a small band of Anti-Gollum extremists and they manage to drive the Gollum supporters and Gollum out of the castle, using confusion spells and a lot of pushing and shoving.

The castle is now back under the command of Drygo, who orders that Dain be captured and tortured endlessly for becoming a traitor and deserting the Anti-Gollum cause in its hour of need.

The extremely large Hobbit was last seen wandering off towards Bree, looking for more food.

The Gollum-lovers are now camped outside the castle. A seige is underway.

[YayGollum]

I send out my little birdie friends to fly up and give the small band of anti-Gollum people bird presents(I hope you know what those are). I have no more plans for running to the Old Forest since we seem to be winning now. We will defend Gollum and Dain to the death! maybe.

[DGoeij]

**tending his bruises, after being shoved out of the castle**

A siege! How wonderfull, now we can try and build siege weapons. Nevertheless I suggest we hide Golum deep in the Old Forst, just in case one of the Anti-Gollum creep sssssneaks past our guards.

[My_Precious]

My_Precious takes her horse, takes Gollum, covers him with her cloak so no one can see him, and leaves. She'll hide Gollum in the place only she and few other Gollum fans know about.

Messenger from Bree arrives to Gollum Fans, asking them to help capture a giant Hobbit who's been wondering around the Bree and stealing food.

[Khamul]

Drygo immediately decides that unless these Gollum people be stopped he will genetically change the DNA of GOllum and he will suddenly turn on the Gollum fans and want to marry that traitor Dain. Mormegil and Drygo sensing they are the only people with any strength and power right now for the Anti GOllum fans, suddenly retreat to their underground chamber and leave Orc guards at the walls. They will see what we can do Mormegil, but the time is not yet ripe.

[YayGollum]

Dain tells us where the secret underground DNA place is. We don't want any nasssty evil Gollum clones! They have locked themselves in. DGoeij leads the construction of seige weapons to destroy the castle while the anti-Gollum people are trapped in the room. (Now he wants to go to the Old Forest! :rolleyes: )

[Khamul]

YayGollum you seem to think that you can trust Dain. How will you know for sure that he wont lie again? As he obviously did. You have no clue where we are and you know it. We have made something much more sinister than simple Gollums. And when the time is ripe you shall wish you had never dared to enter our land.

Drygo releases his first new invention anti-magic termites. (Cannot be killed by magic or potions.) And they begin to eat away their pitiful seige weapons. The siege weapons begin to crash down to the ground and the horses immediately spook. Out of the darkness a great scream is heard and fire spouts in the air. Out of the forest comes a huge Balrog. The Gollum fans suddenly turn tail and run toward the safety of the castle. But Mormegil turns them down and they are not admitted. The gate is kept shut and Gollum fans must find a way to fend for themselves or run.

[Mormegil]

Mormegil emits an evil laugh...
"Mwahahahahahahah"

"Die, Die evil Gollum fans!!"

[Khamul]

Drygo looks over all that is occuring and goes down to his chamber to think. He summons Mormegil and they discuss late into the night what should be done to protect the castle. Their units are enough to easily defeat one Balrog. But, if an army of Balrogs came. We would be no match. Something must be done. Send a messanger to our allies to the east. See if they can spare 500 good archers to aid our cause. Send the speediest wolf.

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain uses his yellow magic and turns the castle into a stone turd.....

[Khamul]

OOC:definately illegal....

But before the act was finished the Balrog INJURED HIM SEVERELY with a hammer and was dragged back to the underworld. Both groups began to regroup at each of their seperate camps. (The castle isnt a turd because of the UNFINISHED magic the castle is restored to it's glory)

[Dain Ironfoot]

OOc; Weak magic? Buddy I could crush you!!! and 2 read rpg rules, You Can't kill another player without them agreeing!!

Dainheals himself the way the rangers do, he gets up and nails sting to a tree."Hey buddy, I think you need to learn to play nice!" just then dain turns him into a donut.....

[Khamul]

o **** i forgot about that I will edit the thread....

[Khamul]

so you can have rangers powers and be a Yellow Wizard? And your telling me about playing nice and fair?????

[YayGollum]

Drygo is scaring me with all of this stuff that wouldn't normally be in this time period! I humbly suggest(for the 1,000th time) to retreat to the Old Forest. No Balrogs or termites will get us. To Gollum fans: I'm trying to get us to get into the Misty Mountains! Gollum will be able to lead us through caves where we'll be safe!

[Dain Ironfoot]

hey duma$$ I was the leader of the Rangers untill 2 weeks ago. Now I am a Arch-guild grand master. Play fiar??? If leading a respecteble arch-guild is bad some how, please tell EP, don't whine about it here....

[Khamul]

Drygo is wandering through the forest, he sees Dain nailing a bee to a tree. He politely walks up and asks him what he is doing. Dain replies that he is beating up sting. Drygo asks who is sting? Dain replies, that sting is some guy who insulted him and tried to kill his allpowerful self. Drygo casually walks off and mutters that someone may need some lembas because Dain is hyperventilating.

[YayGollum]

Now I know this is evil, but this is war! I see Drygo walking away unnawares and shoot him with a poison dart. Since we can't kill each other, it only makes him sick and unable to be in command. Now Mormegil has too. (He'll mess everything up!)

[My_Precious]

All Gollum fans have a meeting where they discuss how they are going to get to the Misty Mountains. They catch some fish and send My_Precious to feed Gollum.

[Úlairi]

:D :D :D Ulairi discovers the secret location of the meeting and hears of all the plans and goes back adn tells the others!:D :D :D

[YayGollum]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! All Gollum fans! Let us fly! To the Misty Mountains! Where we can beat them a lot easier! Because Gollum knows his way around! We could even go to Shelob's place! No more Sauron! Let Shelob eat all of them! YayGollum calms down and chews on sushi.

[Khamul]

OOC: ok my bad Dain, but turning a castle into a turd and turning me into a donut does that count as fair. To my knowledge I thought you were a ranger

"Dainheals himself the way the rangers do"


IC: Drygo who is ghastly ill summons Mormegil to his chamber. Mormegil until I am well I give unto you the stewardship of the Anti-Gollum club. Fare thee well.

[Mormegil]

Mormegil accepts temporary leadership of the Anti-Gollum guys and immediatly makes a vow not to "mess everything up".

Mormegil takes heed of Ulairi's news and decides to follow the Gollum lovers towards the Misty Mountains. Leaving Drygo in the Shire untill he is better.

In the distance Mormegil sees the Eagles of The Misty Mountains flying around the Gollum Lovers and swooping down, trying to attack Gollum. The Gollum Lovers are running around, really scared of the Eagles. They try to shoot them down with their pathetic bows but are unsuccessful.

The Anti-Gollum guys take advantage of the confusion and soon have the Gollum Lovers surrounded.

[Greenleaf]

*A tall elf walks up, she is dressed in green pants and tunic, She has with her a bow, arrows, and 2 knives. She walks up to Mormegil and bows low before him/her.*
"Greetings I am Greenleaf I have come to hut Gollum."

*Greenleaf stands awaiting orders*

[Courtney]

Okay, I know I'm a little late, but here's my profile:
Name: Courtney
Gender:female
Race:hobbit
Appearance: tall(for a hobbit), long red hair tied back (for battling!), strange writing on left arm that glows red at times
Magic: I'm a Silver Wizard, so magic with swords and stuff
Weapons: the nameless sword, and swift karate moves
And (of course) my bag of waffles!

[Khamul]

Courtney state the side. Im pretty sure your on Gollum's side but just to make sure.

[My_Precious]

My_Precious cleans herself up from the rotten tomatoes other Gollum-fans threw at her for revealing Gollum's hiding place. She is tired from all this talk that Gollum fans can only use bows and arrows, so she takes out her sword and says:
Try me...

[Greenleaf]

Originally posted by My_Precious
My_Precious cleans herself up from the rotten tomatoes other Gollum-fans threw at her for revealing Gollum's hiding place. She is tired from all this talk that Gollum fans can only use bows and arrows, so she takes out her sword and says:
Try me...
*Greenleaf looks at her and pulls out her knives then stop and thinks this could get violent*
OOC: "Uhm are we allowed to kill people here?" “ and if so how does it work?
:confused:

[My_Precious]

OOC: Only if the person you want to kill agrees. You need to PM players, and ask them.

[Greenleaf]

OOC: Ok thanks. :D

[Mormegil]

Mormegil welcomes Greenleaf to the Anti-Gollum cause. We could use a little help against this Gollum-loving scum.

Mormegil laughs at My_Precious and tells her to put her sword away before launching a load of rotten tomatoes at her. "Ha Ha, clean yourself up again", says Mormegil.

[Greenleaf]

* Greenleaf thanks Mormegil

So we are using fruit to fight the rebels?:D

[Mormegil]

Hey, I'm up for a bit of humiliating the Gollum-Loving scum before we get down to the real business.:D

[Khamul]

Drygo paces in his chamber as he waits for news from Mormegil. Soon he sees a young child running into this chamber carrying a letter. Drygo opens the letter and is informed that, his allies are recommending to make a huge magnet (remember that Gollum still has the chain that bound Melkor) so Gollum would immediately be drawn by the magnet to his prison. Drygo quickly sends a messanger to Mormegil and begins work on the magnet.

[My_Precious]

Food fight!!!
My_Precious starts to throw fish, sushi pieces and other garbage at Mormegil and Greenleaf.
OOC: Anti-Gollum people - how come you know stuff about magnets and DNA, but still use swords to fight?

[Khamul]

OOC: Because we dont want to be cheating.:D

[My_Precious]

lol
OOC: "Gollum comes out, takes out his TT gun, shoots all anti-gollum people, and drives away on his SUV before police will arrive"...:)

[Khamul]

OOC: Gollum soon turns on Gollum fans because they want to take his birthday present and everyone dies...

Ok back to the rpg

[Courtney]

Courtney gets out her bag of waffles, and gets ready to throw some of them. "I love food fights!" Then she remembers how yummy waffles are and reaches for a handful of peas and carrots to throw instead.
(I am here to fight for Gollum, of course!:D )

*do we really fight here, or are we just joking around? either way is fine with me...*

[My_Precious]

OOC: THe food fight thingy reminded me about the movie that will be released soon. It's about guys who dress like girls. They're sitting with a bunch of girls, and one says something like: I'm addicted to porn..". Girls gasp, so he quickly goes: "Pillow fight!!!" That's hilarious...:D
Ok, back to the RPG...

[Úlairi]

:D :D :D Ulairi comes along and helps with the mammoth-sized magnet. With Ulairi's extensive knowledge of magnets, that is because he is a chick-magnet!!!LOL!!! The magnet is soon up and running.

"Let 'er rip Mormy baby," cries Ulairi wickedly.
"Gollum is going to finally be captured! Moooowooooohaaaaahhaaaahhaaah!" laughs Ulairi, and he flicks the switch for the magnet.

It flicks to life and...

:D :D :D

[My_Precious]

All Anti-Gollum people's swords, armor, forks, spoons, shields, buckets, axes, metalic bowls, knives, etc is drawn to the magnet... Some Anti-Gollum people are also drawn, because they are wearing metal.

:p

[Mormegil]

But the magnet works because Gollum is dragged towards it. Away from the Gollum-Lovers, who stand their crying like babies as their heroe is captured. Good work Ulairi.
Mormegil flicks the switch off, and everything that was drawn to the magnet is set free.
The Anti-Gollum guys tie Gollum up and make sure that no rescue mission can be attemted by the Gollum Lovers.

Mormegil sends a rider to Drygo, informing him of our victory, and asking if he is well enough to resume leadership.

[DGoeij]

DGoeij opens the magnets manual and finds the chapter he needs. He rearranges a couple of switches and heads for Gollum. He takes the chains off and together they sneak to the outer wall.
He waves at Mormegil, who sees Mona and thinks of his magnet, he immediatley switches it on.
The rearranged magnet no longer distracts metal, it sends it away!
Holding on to Mona and Gollum, DGoeij is launched towards the Misty Mountains, where he and the Gollum Supporters meet up.

OOC: Wooohooo!:D

[Mormegil]

OOC: DGoeij, If the magnet now sends metal away. Wouldn't you and Gollum have been skewered by all the "swords, armor, forks, spoons, shields, buckets, axes, metalic bowls, knives," that came flying after you??

IC:
Ulairi, you stoopid idiot. You left the manual for the magnet lying around so that DGoeij could find it. :mad:
Mormegil cannot believe that Gollum has got away. He awaits word from Drygo as to what to do next.

[YayGollum]

Good thinking, DGoeij!
ooc: I thought we already got rid of that chain with that stinky stuff you had!
ic: Luckily the shields that were attracted protected them! Ha! Mormegil has to wait to hear from Drygo cause he can't figure stuff out!

[Mormegil]

Mormegil can figure things out for himself. But we run a democratic army. Instead of having individual people going off and doing whatever they feel like, whenever they feel like.
We must consult to make the correct decision and not make any silly mistakes.

Mormegil decides to put a bounty on Dain's head. Anyone bringing him in, dead or alive will receive a fortune in gold. Now lets see if these Gollum-Lovers are backstabbers. Will they turn the traitor Dain in to line their own pockets?

[YayGollum]

Ummmm......Dain, how were you useful again? I'm kidding! No, really. I like gold. All for me! No, I'm kidding! Augh! NOOOO!!!! I will be loyal! How much gold was it again? No, I don't want to know! Yeah, tell me. AAUUGGHH!! I'm conflicted! Just like Gollum!

[My_Precious]

OOC: Mormegil has a point. Gollum fans, we all need to discuss what to do, and what may result from it. Otherwise one person does something, other one has other plans, etc. Maybe we can work on that? Just a suggestion...:)

[Khamul]

OOC: Same with us Anti-Gollum people. We need to have a strategy and I wont do any more technology stuff in my underground lab.

IC: Drygo sends Mormegil a letter stating, "We must rest, we hold what they want, the 1 fake ring. Gollum is addicted to it and will eventually come back here to have it. With the 1 fake ring, I can read Gollum's mind. OOC: BTW GOllum fans he very hungry and wants a shower and a Mrs. GOllum. He hates being single.

IC: Mormegil send one of ours on a mission to find out where they are hiding. Remember to tell where they are in a pm unless you want to let them know.

[Mormegil]

Mormegil decides to give Ulairi the chance to redeem himself after the Magnet fiasco by despatching him as a scout to find out where the Gollum-Lovers are hiding.

So, no-one wants to hand over Dain yet, huh. Well I'm not going to raise the bounty. If you Gollum-Lovers want to trust that traitor then you are welcome to him.

[YayGollum]

You never answered my question. How much? I don't want to turn him in, I just...Yes! I want the money! No! No, I don't. I won't help the bad guys in any way! No, really, how much? AAUUGGHH!! The conflict! Was all that ooc? oh well. ic: My little birdie friends watch out for any stinky Nazgul with no horses(which would make him go a lot slower, right?)

[My_Precious]

Originally posted by Sting
OOC: Same with us Anti-Gollum people. We need to have a strategy and I wont do any more technology stuff in my underground lab.

IC: Drygo sends Mormegil a letter stating, "We must rest, we hold what they want, the 1 fake ring. Gollum is addicted to it and will eventually come back here to have it. With the 1 fake ring, I can read Gollum's mind. OOC: BTW GOllum fans he very hungry and wants a shower and a Mrs. GOllum. He hates being single.

IC: Mormegil send one of ours on a mission to find out where they are hiding. Remember to tell where they are in a pm unless you want to let them know.
OOC: Sting... Gollum cannot be addicted to the FAKE ring. And, certainly, you cannot read his mind with it. You're a warrior, not Ms. Cleo, for God's sake!
:)

[Mormegil]

The bounty is enough to buy a nice tombstone for Gollum.
Ha HA HA HA HA :D :D :D

[Dain Ironfoot]

"Yah, mon, It's all in da cards. Miss ceo knows all!!"

[YayGollum]

Fine! I don't want it, if that's you're answer! YayGollum sends his little birdie friends to give the anti-Gollum people "presents" again. He also sends a bird to chrysophalax's lair. Maybe we can get my mom the dragon to help us out! :D

[Khamul]

Whats wrong with a fake ring. We all know Gollum was smart, but predictable.

[Courtney]

Predictablilty has to be the greatest of all evils... I would hate to be predictable!:)

[YayGollum]

Here comes YayGollum, with his powers of unpredictability! An army of Beornings shows up to defend us in our flight to the Misty Mountains! (Since you guys get to have an army of mutants and werewolves)

[DGoeij]

I'm in for a little chat on the strategy stuff. Running around to annoy the anti-Gollum creeps is fun, but one could do with a plan.
**Lights a cigar**
I love it whan a plan comes together.:D

[Khamul]

Originally posted by YayGollum
Here comes YayGollum, with his powers of unpredictability! An army of Beornings shows up to defend us in our flight to the Misty Mountains! (Since you guys get to have an army of mutants and werewolves)
Lets remember that we never used them to hurt you people. I wish that wizard would come back. But since you people cant control him, only me:D hes not coming back.

[YayGollum]

I said they were to defend us. It'll be your fault if they kill all of you. Anyway, you brought in the werewolves specifically to kill Olga's panther.

[My_Precious]

You better not...
:)

[Khamul]

Didnt we already kill the panther?

[YayGollum]

It never actually happened. You just said you had sent werewolves to get the panther. But then the giant Gollum showed up and squashed them. Don't worry, Olga! You still have a panther! Hey, Mormegil, are you carrying around the gold for the bounty on Dain? just wondering. I just know that dragons like treasure and I could maybe get one over here if I knew there was treasure to interest it. :D

[Khamul]

Almost 500 Yay, and which side would your mom be on? Would she try to kill everyone (including Gollum) or what?

[Mormegil]

OOC:YayGollum, I always carry the gold around with me. Your mom can try it on if she wants to face the wrath of Mormegil. Remember that Turin Turambar has already killed the greatest Dragon of all time(Glaurung).

[Khamul]

OOC: So even though your mom is strong she is only #$ years old and hasnt developed her full armor yet.

[My_Precious]

Originally posted by Sting
Didnt we already kill the panther?
NO!!! And you're not allowed to, unless I agree.

[Courtney]

The panther is on my side right? i hope so, because it's not a good idea to get on a panther's bad side!

[DGoeij]

Happy Birthday Courtney!

Which side is a panters bad side anyway?
But the panter is part of the mighty Gollum Defense Forces, so you'll be allright.
We are heading for te Misty Mountains for now, with me guarding the rear. If any mutants of werewolves show up, Mona is up to it.
:cool:

[Khamul]

You seriously underestimate my power. We are only toying with you. An offensive would be a disatrous move, so I am glad you are at least using some sense.

[YayGollum]

An offensive! Nah! Not yet anyway. We'll kill you at the Misty Mountains! Are we there yet?

[DGoeij]

Hey, I thought Gollum knew the way.
We know an offensive would be disastrous. We just do not wish to hear any complaints about not giving our enemies a fair chance.

[Mormegil]

Are you lot lost or something??
Ha Ha

[YayGollum]

No, we're not lost. I just thought maybe something would happen before we got there. Okay, IC: The Mighty Gollum Defense Forces reach the Misty Mountains! They try to think of a nasssty title for the anti-Gollum people instead of just the anti-Gollum people. All of the doors are plugged up by stone giants on our side except one (don't worry, us Gollum fans will have a secret exit). We have the fans with the sharpest eyes and ears ready with bows and arrows.

[Mormegil]

Are you Gollum-lovers happy to be in The Misty Mountains with Gollum. Don't you think he might get into his old Misty Mountain habits of strangling people and eating them.
Wouldn't it be good if Gollum started strangling the Gollum-Lovers and eating them one by one.:D

[Khamul]

OOC: What would you guys do if Gollum ate you. Well besides die.:D

[My_Precious]

? be digested?
Anyways, Gollum is smart, he won't eat people who are helping him. Plus, his habbit was to eat orks, not people.

[Mormegil]

He wanted to eat Bilbo. So why wouldn't he want to eat you.

[My_Precious]

Because we are feeding him, and keeping him from you.

[Kit Baggins]

.:seconds My_Precious:.

Exactly. He's far more likely to strangle you nasssty Gollum-hater-people :p .

~Kit :p

[Mormegil]

He can't strangle us if you keep him locked up in the mountains.
Go on, let him out. I dare you.

[My_Precious]

He's not going to strange anyone.

[Courtney]

"Hey Gollum..." Courtney asks. "You wouldn't strangle us would you?"
"No...No.. We'sss wouldn't strangle our preciousss friensesss..." Gollum replied.
There its all settled. Gollum said so himself.

[Úlairi]

:D :D :D Ulairi has followed the Gollum-lovers into the Misty Mountains and no one has seen or heard him. We all know that the Ulairi are invisible. Anyway, Ulairi waits for some time, waiting for the right time to slay Gollum. He finds it and shows himself a few meters away from Gollum. Gollum bolts, but Ulairi is too quick. Gollum realises this and lunges at Ulairi in an attempt to save his life, but Ulairi just knocks him back, tripping over a cliff in the Misty Mountains. But he just manages to catch the ledge. Ulairi stands over him. Gollum recoils. The Gollum-Lovers see this, but know there is nothing that they can do, Gollum is at the mercy of the merciless Ulairi. They realise this and cry out for Gollum!

"Noooooooooooooooo, Golllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!" says YayGollum, Gollum's chief and second-in-command to Gollum himself.

Gollum realises that his life is just about to come to an end so he pleads for it.

"Please don't hurt ussssss, my precioussssss, nissssssse friend, nissssssse persssssson who won't kill usssssssss, will he no, Gollum!" says Gollum.

Ulairi gets his foot and stamps it on Gollum's hand.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo," says Gollum as he falls back into the abyss.

What happens next? Well you'll have to find out in the next thread!!!:D :D :D

[Kit Baggins]

"You killed Gollum!" Kit yells, and pushes Ulairi over the cliff as well.

[DGoeij]

Standing on a lower ledge, DGoeij lets Ulairi's screaming body drop by, while he pushes Gollum back upwards where Kit brings him to safety.

So long, fool.(imagine the voice of Mister T):D

[Khamul]

But by some odd occurence, Ulairi hits the ledge that Gollum is on and they both tumble down each grappling the other in the "death grip" They fall into the canyon with alarming speed. The Gollum fans hear, the cries of Gollum, screaming,"Nooooo" and Ulairi screaming, "yessssssssss"

[Khamul]

Drygo seeing what is happening from afar....(with his mancer abilities) and decides that to continue the rpg his power must be wielded.

Gollum and Ulairi are tumbling down when all of a sudden, a huge bird with wings of flame, comes down and carries them both away to safety. They were taken to a place where none can speak name of without utter dread going into there soul. The Gollum fans have new hope, knowing that their hero is still alive. Ulairi is immediately promoted because of his bravery, and is offered a position among the pyromancers.

[Úlairi]

:D :D :D Promotion ACCEPTED!!! I would loooooooove to be a pyromancer, they rock, so what, do I get extra powers? Cool!!! I will continue to serve thee, Sting, leader of the AGS (Anti-Gollum Society)and I will pursue and kill Gollum until the end!!!:D :D :D

[Khamul]

Ok you are in and I am glad to have someone of your courage in the pyromancers. And anyone else who wants to join, pm me or go to the PP and look at the pyromancy thread.

[Khamul]

BTW this is the link to the thread.

The best powers (http://thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3181)

[Khamul]

IC: Drygo slumps into his chamber after using his powers. He still is not mastered the art of pyromancing, and is not able to use his full powers. He wonders whether he was right in saving Gollum, Gollum may still be killed by Ulairi who is starting to learn the pyromancing way, and would be able to kill Gollum without much effort. Will Ulairi continue to seek Gollum's death? or will they use each other to escape from death together? We shall see, maybe Gollum will become a pyromancer?

[Úlairi]

:D :D :D This pyromancing ability has come along very, very quickly and the powers are incomprehensible! I have continued the search for Gollum who managed to slip from my lethal grip. However, I have learnt the art of seeing far (with my pyromancing abilities) and I see Gollum. I find this the perfect oppurtunity to use my powers, for I see Gollum not far off (with my incredible sight!) and I turn into a tremendous ball of fire, capable of going through solid rock. I begin to turn and eventually get up to an incredible speed. I spiral straight towards Gollum, if I even touch him he will perish!!! An enormous ball of fire spirals uncontrollably towards Gollum and....

What happens next? Well, you'll find out in the next thread!!!:D :D :D

[My_Precious]

...starts to turn back into Ulairi, because pyromancing can be used only for a short time. Ualiri falls down into bottomless darkness underneath him. Ha!

[Khamul]

Ulairi, My Precious is right about that. Pyromancing, cannot be used at its full power for long. So that means you can only use your weaker powers for a while.

[Khamul]

Ulairi falls deeper and deeper, until he is suddenly surrounded by Balrogs. They sense that he knows the power of fire. They offer to teach him all that they know. Only once before has anyone learned the art of fire from us. His name was Drygo.:D (OOC: sorry Morm.)

[Úlairi]

:D :D :D I am sorry my faithful leader for having failed you, I did not know that I could only use weaker powers, drat it! Anyway the Balrogs are real nice. They've taught me heaps of really cool stuff! I now know how to use a flame whip!!!:D :D :D

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain found Gollum and picked him up in his new honda.....

[Courtney]

"Hey! Can I have a ride?"

[Khamul]

Drygo takes his new Firebird (just sounds appropriate) and blows by Dain's old clunker. He picks up Ulairi and flies by Dain's car again. He laughs and just for fun, gives them a firebird. Come on lets race. :D

[My_Precious]

Kids, kids, calm down! :rolleyes:
OOC: I'm a Green Wisard now, so beware!

[Khamul]

What, you dont want us to race?:( :(

[My_Precious]

Racing is ok, but not in the GOLLUM RPG...

[Khamul]

Ummmmmm....... We are racing to pick up Gollum???

[Courtney]

Ha! I beat you to Gollum while you guys were arguing!:D

[Khamul]

Drygo sends a snail flying at breakneck speed trying to catch Gollum. The snail eats, Gollum's fingernails and Dain swerves in desperation. Drygo chuckles to himself and summons a small bird with wings of fire and motions Ulairi to do the same. They soon catch up to Gollum.

[My_Precious]

My_Precious uses her new Green Wisard powers to send the dirt storm on Drygo and Ulairi (living Dain, Courtney, and Gollum safe), which puts out their fire. Ha-ha-ha.. He-he-he! *Extremely evil laugh* Now you need a shower...:p

[Mormegil]

Mormegil uses his elecrical magic to place a small thunderstorm above Gollum. The thunder continually hits Gollum and he runs around in circles screaming "It hurts!, It hurts us Preciuosss!"

Mormegil laughs. Hahahahahahaha:D

[Úlairi]

:D :D :D You guys are always having fun, not so for me, the Balrogs taught me a really cool trick that, when your fire has been somehow distinguished, you can turn your fire back on, so I do.

Moooohoooooohaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa," chuckles Ulairi evilly as he swoops down and picks up Gollum with his fiery beak.

Gollum screams: "Noooooooooo, my precioussssssss, it hurtssssssss ussssss, it hurtsssssss ussssssss!"

With another evil chuckle, Ulairi swallows Gollum in one large gulp.

"Delicious!" laughs Ulairi.

Is this the end of Gollum? Find out in the next post!!!:D :D :D

[Elrond]

I guess you'll need a King..

Name: Aragorn (Strider)
Occupation: Ranger
Looks: Dark Green travelling cloak, long, dark hair, 6 6"
Weapons: Bow and sword Narsil
Please let me join!!

[YayGollum]

I'm sure Elrond is on our side. Right? probably not. :rolleyes: YayGollum passes out squirt guns filled with water from that river in Mirkwood that makes people fall asleep and they squirt Sting (who has recovered from my poison dart, I guess) and Ulairi. We cut Ulairi open to get Gollum again (I guess we sew him back up, too :rolleyes:) Should we kill them?

[Khamul]

OOC: Yay clear out your pm box, again.:D

Drygo quickly puts the roof on the car, and blows past the Gollum people. He jumps out of the car, and uses his powers, to surround the Gollum people with flames. Mormegil continues to do his thing, and Ulairi is meditating, preparing magic for the final blow.

[My_Precious]

My_Precious puts out fire with dirt.
Who's Elrond? On whos side is he on?

[Khamul]

Drygo angered, sends flares and sparks coming down from above. If she puts it out with dirt, then she is covered in mud, and stuck.

[YayGollum]

Woah! They woke up fast! Ulairi preparing magic for final blow? Run away! Use the squirt guns (how's about Super Soakers) on the fire instead of dirt! Olga, remember, you're Olga! Right?

[My_Precious]

Originally posted by Sting
Drygo angered, sends flares and sparks coming down from above. If she puts it out with dirt, then she is covered in mud, and stuck.
Duh!!! I'm a Green Wizard, I know how to use dirt, and not get stuck!
Yeah, I'm Olga.:)
Olga uses her powers to build a huge wall of dirt & earth. Now anti-Gollum People are separated from us.

[YayGollum]

Phew! We needs to figure out how to eliminate this threat of pyromancy! I don't think my Super Soakers will help out too much now! How long ago was it since other Gollum fans were here? oh well.

[My_Precious]

OOC: Dain was here yesterday. Said something about his new honda...:confused: ;)

[YayGollum]

Which didn't help out very much! Since this wall of earth seems to be helping, lets go hide again! Not the Misty Mountains this time because that didn't work out. Sting! You need to clean that PM thing out now!

[Khamul]

Ok, well now we are even, I cleared up my box.

[YayGollum]

The PM crisis has been averted! Phew! Back to the RPG! In our nice little protective wall of earth, YG and Olga and others who I'm sure will join us soon start towards the east. Nobody knows whats out there, right?

[My_Precious]

Erm... Not Mordor, hopefully?

[YayGollum]

No, I think Ulairi would be too familiar with that. We're going east. There's nothing on any of the maps about the east. The book even said not even Gandalf went there. Ooh, spooky. :rolleyes:

[Khamul]

OOC: we need to make this an rpg again.

Drygo sits in his castle, and senses that his plans are coming together, but not how he had planned. He sits in a private chamber, and confers with his comrades about what to do next.

[My_Precious]

Waita second! You're behind the dirt wall! Castle! Huh!:rolleyes:
Ok, let's pretend you dug yourselves out...:)
Gollum Fans with Gollum continue traveling east... Olga sends birds to spy on the Anti-G. people.

[Úlairi]

:D :D :D My pyromantic powers have built up for many days until I am ready for the final(?) blow, fire burst out breaking through the dirt wall, travelling hundreds of miles and hits Gollum squarely in the back! My companions surround me with words of congratulations, for with that blow Gollum is surely dead, no little Green Wizard powers could heal Gollum now, and the Gollum fans know this. If Gollum survives, it will take many months for him to heal, and by then I would have found where he lay and I would have slain him. Is this the final end of Gollum??? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[My_Precious]

....duh....
You ARE IN THE CASTLE NOW!!!!

[DGoeij]

We can simply throw Golllum in the water. He will heal quickly there. I bet you pyro-thingies don't mingle with water all too well, right? And those overheated types better find themselves some umbrellas too. Because I see rainclouds coming this way. HA!

[Mormegil]

If you throw Gollum in the water then I will use my electrical magic to electrify the water and fry Gollum to pieces.

[My_Precious]

Ok, Gollum fans take Gollum to the secret hospital where ancient lady takes good care of him. Gollum Fans guard the hospital so no one can get in...

[YayGollum]

Okay the ancient lady is really good at healing him. He's been healed. Luckily, this secret hospital was in the north, north-east. We head north now. I have an idea! Let me go with it!

[Courtney]

(Haha! it reminds me of a Pokecenter on that crazy cartoon! Your pokemon have been completely healed!)

gollum's rescuers continue to journey north even through the darkest hours of the night, because they know that the slightest delay will allow the evil pyromancers to catch up. They stop for just a moment at a small stream where Gollum catches enough fish for the rest of their journey. "Mmmm! Raw fish! My favorite!" Courtney says while they start walking again.

[Khamul]

The anti-Gollum people soon begin to ride their ferocious wargs and ride toward where the suspect the Gollum people are. One of the Wargs catches a scent and begins to howl. We hear a scream in the distance, and some horses begin to run. The anti-Gollum people howl in delight and charge toward the Gollum people. Their only hope is to make it to the river. (then they die by Mormegils silver wizardry)

[My_Precious]

My_Precious, using her powers, lifts A LOT of dirt and earth, and throws it in the river... Wait, what river? There's no river any longer...:rolleyes: :)
Gollum fans safely travel to the other side...

[DGoeij]

Mona screams with joy at the sight of choppable puppies, or maybe simply because she is waved frantically by DGoeij.

The main result is a lot of dead wargs and a battle on foot with the anti-gollum jokers.

[YayGollum]

The Gollum Fans shout their war cry, "Yaaaaaaaay Gollum!" and then, "Run away!" They run away.

[Glory]

I am back!!!!!! does anybody needs my handy bow and arrows or not?:D :D :D :D

[YayGollum]

Ummmm.....no. You were on the evil anti-Gollum side! They are evil! You don't want to help them out anymore! They're doing just fine without you! Augh! More anti-Gollum people! Mormegil, remember your Dwarf name you got from that name generator thing at that barrowdowns.com place? How's about we call the anti-Gollum people the Skycriers! :D
Whoops! IC: The Gollum Fans go so far north that there is plenty of snow, so we don't have to worry about nasssty pyromancy anymore! Yay!

[Mormegil]

No, we will not be called the Skycriers.
As I said on that name generator thread, it sounds like Luke Skywalkers wimpy little brother.

IC: Sting and Ulairi can use their Pyromancy powers in the north. They can use it to melt the snow.

[YayGollum]

Yes, all of you are Luke Skywalker's wimpy little brothers! Ha! And we are the Mighty Gollum Defense Forces! Ha!
IC: The Mighty Gollum Defense Forces roll giant snowballs at Sting and Ulairi, which puts out whatever nasssty pyromancy fiery stuff. Ha! They also...keep running!

[baraka]

Name: Daeron
Race: Maia
Class: Necromancer
Alignment: Whatever suits his need
Age: Unknown
Gender: Male
History: former maia of Aule
Personality: a loner.
Looks: without specific form, but normally is seen as an elf with a long black coat, dark eyes.
Magic: ability to raise the dead, dissapear, create illusions and force fields.
Weapons: Sword anatar, magical xbow.
Trait: to prevent the slaying of Gollum.

Halt enemies of Gollum for i´m Daeron. I will not permit the slaying of such a wretched creature. He´s not yet ready to enter into the services of the dead. From now on i shall call "Gollumites".:)

[Glory]

*raises an eyebrow at yaygollum* what do you mean with: "You don't want to help them out anymore! " ? are you inviting me to join to the gollums fans? :confused:

[Úlairi]

:D :D :D Back to the RPG. Sting and Ulairi cannot be crushed by mere balls of snow! I mean c'mon, the Balrogs taught me how to melt snow in less than a second! Sting and Ulairi head up towards the mountain and melt tonnes of snow in an instant, a great flood comes streaming down from the mountain top, washing Gollum and the Gollum fans away!

"Ha, that'll teach 'em," says Sting.

"Yeah, no one would have survived that onslaught, oh well, killing Gollum was pretty easy, and my boss had an unfortunate accident with a ring of his, hope it wasn't his wedding one! I have no idea of what I'm going to do with myself now, I guess I'll need a career change! Well, I'm going home to watch some TV and have a couple of beers! Wanna come?" asks Ulairi to Sting.

"Sure, I could do with a couple of rounds myself!" says Sting, so Ulairi and Sting go back and tell the Anti-Gollum fans that Gollum was 'washed' away.

Is this the end of Gollum and the Gollum fans, well, I think so! :D :D :D

[DGoeij]

Instead of continiously ending the story it might as well go on.

I suggest the Gollum Support Army (welcome to Baraka :)) hides in a blizzard, because with the return of Glory, there will be a lot of flying arrows around again. Even worse, they will be coming our way.:eek:

[Glory]

well if nobody needs me the I will sit and watch the sky tell me if you need me.

[Glory]

yes i am back and the arrows might be dangerous for you I've been practicing

[DGoeij]

OOC: Happy Birthday Mormegil!

[Khamul]

Glory, would you like to continue working for the Anti-Gollum club. Your bow and arrow skills would be of great assistance. We could make a lot of fire arrows and frighten the Gollum fans.

[My_Precious]

OOC: Mormegil, happy birthday!:)

[YayGollum]

You don't frighten us, skycrying pig dogs! No, Glory, you don't want to help them! They are evil! Do you want to be evil? Boo Mormegil! I wonder if there is a such thing as a wizard with ice powers. Evil pyromancy! IC: The Gollum Fans empty the squirt guns with the water that makes you go to sleep and since it has magic in it, they throw balls of ice at the pyromaniacs, hoping it will have some effect.

[Khamul]

Drygo looks and Ulairi and says, "They are kidding right?"

When the Gollum fans threw the ice, it was immediately melted by Drygo and Ulairi. Soon they began to tire, then Drygo had an idea. "Let us melt the ice that they are standing on top off.

What will happen next......

[My_Precious]

Sting, you're asleep....

[Glory]

great ice balls!! *Glory pulls her bow and fires arrows on fire wich melt the ice balls on the air then she looks at sting* happy to be back...yay gollum why do you say we are evil?

[Glory]

*looks at yaygollum* I am not evil...I don't want to be evil..mmmm

[GollumtheGreat]

Name: Smegalf the Sly
Race: Wizard
Class: Supernatural being
Alignment:
Age: Unknown
Gender: Male
History: A wizard whose origins are shrouded in mystery, and has come out of the West to assist PROTECTING Gollum.
Personality: Sly, cunning, yet not bad tempered.
Looks: Robed in Green, big hat, white beard
Magic: Various magical spells.
Weapons: Wizard Staff and Elvish Sword
Trait: To Prevent the end of Gollum.
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The Wizard walked through the lands, searching for the protectors of the wretch known as Gollum, but where were they?
"Those Anti-Gollum supporters no not of what they speak..." he muttered to himself. "The poor wretch should live, and be given a chance of redemption. Luckily, Smegalf the Sly is here to lend a hand!"
Raising his wizard staff, Smegalf fired sparks into the air with his staff hopping to catch the attention of Gollum supporters or Gollum himself.

OOC: No-one's killing Gollum while I'm around!:P

[baraka]

I´m right behind you Smegalf the Sly. No one will kill Gollum if i can help it.

[My_Precious]

Yay new Gollum fans! I see that our army grows stronger...;)

[Courtney]

After a nice long nap, Courtney begins to use her Silver Wizard powers to make fire proof shields for everyone, and swords that will reflect the fire back towards the enemy.

[Úlairi]

:D :D :D If this new technology has been developed, then it is time to use my Ulairi powers once more, I grab my Morgul balde and start making my way up to the Gollum fans. They throw ice at me which happens to melt within a few metres away from me. With my excellent swordsmanship skill, I begin to sever the Gollum fans heads off right from their shoulders, decapitating them, but the stronger ones I merely stab, for the Morgul wounds bring them to the Anti-Gollum side, and the more the merrier!:D :D :D

[Glory]

mm..well what do we do now?

[Buddy Baggins]

Nice rating!
I'll join!
Name: Bob Bumpkin
gender: Male
Race: Man
age: 25
description: Tall with messy brown hair and grey eyes, wears a grren tunic and baggy trousers, where's some chainmail.
Weapons: Dagger, axe.
Attitude: Friendly and cheerful and very active.
Family: Grew up in Bree, wanted to travel when he grew up, left at twenty to travel ME.

Other: Has a brown horse called Ranger.

Bob rode along the road and then came to stop.
He looked at his surroundings.

(What are we doing?)

[My_Precious]

Ummm... What side are you on?:)

[Khamul]

Join the Anti-Gollum people. For the people....

[GollumtheGreat]

OOC: Smegalf is miles away from the other Gollum fans, si I assume he has no part in the massacre currently going on against Gollum fans. :(. Oh and Buddy Baggins is my brother in real life...and if I know my brother...he's definitly a pro-Gollum kinda guy. :)

IC:
Meanwhile, miles away....
"Ah!" Smegalf chuckled, leaning on his staff. "Yes, I have heard of you Daeorn, you are a pro-Gollum supporter like my self? Hold on a moment..."
Holding his staff into the air, Smegalf shot more sparks hoping to catch the attention of other Gollum fans.
"Perhaps I should stop..." Smegalf muttered to himself. "Lest I attract the attention of Gollum's enemies..."
Smegalf turned to Daeorn. "Let us make haste Daeorn! The poor wretch Gollum is in need of saving, and perhaps we can save him from his detractors!"

[Buddy Baggins]

I have heard many terrible things about Gollum, a slimy disgusting creature who once had the Ruling Ring, I can't see why people want to kill such a pitiful and helpless creature, I will of course join your army without any doubt.
So where are we going?:)

Takes axe from his belt.

OOC: is this a serious RPG or is it goofy and funny?

[baraka]

Smegalf turned to Daeorn. "Let us make haste Daeorn! The poor wretch Gollum is in need of saving, and perhaps we can save him from his detractors!"
I´m with you Smegalf. Daeorn transports all of the Gollum protectors to a safe place with Gollum and they begin to take preparations for the next "devastating" assault against the evil "Gollumites" (Anti-Gollum people).:)

[whiterider]

Can I join the hunt for gollum
Name: Whiterider
Race :Wizard
Age 16
Gender:male
Description:tall with red hair ,I wear a dark wine coloured cloak
and a blue cap
Weapons:My staff My sword
magic: i am the whit wizard of the grey wizards so i have great phsychic powers
Attitude :thoughtful,wise
Family:none except for my cat panther who follows me always he will come in handy as he has a super sense of smell anmd great night vision,he and i can understand each other

[Khamul]

Yes whiterider, you will be of help to our quest. Apparently many of these new Gollum fans, underestimate our powers, and forsee a much too basic victory.

[GollumtheGreat]

"Most impressive..." Smegalf chuckled, as he looked around at the hilltop that Daeorn had transported Gollum and the Gollum supporters to.
"Greetings fellow Gollum fans!" Smegalf shouted over the crowd. "My name is Smegalf the Sly and I am here to assit in protecting Gollum! But we need a good plan to rid us of Gollum's enemies once and for all!"
Seeing Gollum nearby, Smegalf reached out to pat him on the head, but Gollum tried to bite his finger off.
"Isn't he just wonderful?" Semgalf chuckled, as he lent on his wand.

[Buddy Baggins]

Bob sees that a flash of light appears around him and he then appears to be on a hill he then heard Smegalf's speech.
"Poor ol' brute.." thought Bob.
"Excuse me!!!! I would like to ask what are we up against?" he shouted at Smegalf and Daeorn.
"You seem to have magical powers good sirs! Are you wizards?"
He tapped his fingers on his axe.

[Glory]

Originally posted by My_Precious
Ummm... What side are you on? :)
are you asking to me well I am still with the anti-gollum ..I guess... let me think about it.

[My_Precious]

OOC: What's up?
Ok, we have Whiterider with a panther (ok, I've a panther, so that's kinda strange).
Someone transported us to safety....
Sorry, I wasn't on much past two days, so I could miss something.


:)

[My_Precious]

No, Glory, I asked Buddy Baggins.:)
I knew you're "one of them".;)

[Glory]

ok My_Precious.
sting what are we going to do now?

[baraka]

Daeorn: It amuses me, that some of our enemies (Gollumites) called themselves "wise". Do you really think that the very wise can forsee if death is something an individual deserves. Do you really think that such a creature deserves death? Be not such quick to judge!:)
"You seem to have magical powers good sirs! Are you wizards?"
I´m a necromancer, and i fight for Gollum because his time is not determined yet.

Always remember, that those who resort to violence is because they can´t think of anything else.:)

[Glory]

"the lion thinks that everyone is of his condition"

[baraka]

"the lion thinks that everyone is of his condition"
Well said Glory, but we are on different sides in this struggle!:)

[Glory]

well we agreed that we are disagree about gollum lol

[Mormegil]

OK. Being of the Anti-Gollum persuasion, I personally do not want to kill Gollum, but would like to see him imprisoned for life.
Gollum is an evil being who shows no remourse for his crimes. He should spend a lifetime behind bars so that he may reflect upon the evil he has inflicted upon the world.

[baraka]

the evil he has inflicted upon the world.
But didn´t he saved the world.:)