Things LOTR Characters would never say

[Arathin]

I like the Saruman one, and the laughing bumper, I like that too. I wanted to buy it for my truck, but I had no money on me at the time. Must go back for the shirt and the bumper. hehe.

Frodo: Um...Sam. I have something to say.
Sam: Yes, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: Sam, I love you. Dump Rosie and marry me.
Sam: Yuck! No! I love Rosie. *voice keeps getting lower* Rosie, Rosie, Rosie. *voice keeps getting lower* Well, um...*gulp* oh hobbit! Come here Mr. Frodo. I love ya too, my main hobbit!!!

Goldie will kill me for that one.

[Gandalf_White]

Frodo: Hey Sam I'm gonna ask Rosie for a dance. Is that alright with you.
Gollum: Hey Frodo let me throw the Ring into Mount Doom for you.

[Wonko The Sane]

Sauron: What's that climbing my mountain?! Oh, it's that Baggins chap and his plump friend. Oh what the hell, what harm can a pair of little hobbits do?

[Wonko The Sane]

Legolas: Oh bloody hell. I've got my braids tangled in my bowstring again...

[Shadowfax]

*snort* heeheehee, wow, this is a tip, kids, never drink fruit punch while reading this thread. Thanks alot WTS, now I have to clean my screen. Something I've noticed, or maybe it's just me, but ANY Tolkien character saying "bloody hell" is funny. See? I'm laughing right now!

Pippin: I'm the DD.

or
Pippin: The family of trichoptera Calamoceratae are characterized by Mesopleurin extended as an acuter process; the cases contain Laburnum with a transverse row of approximately sixteen long setae across central partk and the anterior median dorsal humpis...*

*this is an actual exerpt from my Caddisfly Larvae Biology book, that I am going to be useing to help with my lab write up this weekend. Even my bio teacher didn't know what some of that stuff was

[Arathin]

That is great.

[Nimawae's hope]

Must read this thread with GREEN punch......will gross many people out who have weak stomachs.....hee hee.....I should know!!!:rolleyes:

[Shadowfax]

Which one, the biology one ar the Designated Driver one?
oh, I also got the LotR skins for sims. funfunfun! Except Boromir burned to death trying to cook beans.

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Cannot stop cracking up!* Poor Boromir! Hahahahahah!

[Shadowfax]

Yeah, he started waving his arms around and screaming in a really high pitched voice. Oh, and Merry and Pippin got sent away to Military School. I should post some of the albums I've made.

[Arathin]

*doubled in laughter* where---can----i---get----that? this---is---great! military----school????? *redoubles her laughter* Boromir----high--pitched--voice! holy--goddess!!!! *falls out of chair and rolls on floor laughing*

[Shadowfax]

OK, Sims is a computer game. So go too your local Egghead and get it, then go to the site I.am.Smeagol posted and download the skins. The skins will be in zip format, which I have no idea how to unzip. It took a 3 hour phone session with ecnerwal to get mine running, but he said it took him less than 15 minutes. (I am a total computer dunce)
OH NO! Frodo got sent off to Military school too! I need to read in the manual to find out if they ever come back. Right now I have my neighbor hood set up as Follows:
The Pervy Hobbit Facier Family: Consists of Gandalf Merry and Pippin. they live on the huge house on the hill, and they have just about evey cool thing imaginable.

The Uruk Hai family: this consists of Lurtz. I decorated the house in japanese style, and he has a dance floor, hot tub, a pool, grill, drink bar, pool table, etc.

The "Special Friends" family: Frodo and Sam. Thye live in a little cottage, where every thing is pink. actually, Frodo does not live there any more as he just went off to Military school.

Gondorian Bachelors: Boromir and Aragorn: they live in a teeny house, like the dirty single men they are. Oh, and Nomatter how I set his personality, Aragorn never flushes.

Gloin-Greenleaf: Gimli and Legolas in the hous that was owned by the Goths until I evicted them. If you get the game you will know which one I mean.

The "of Rohan" Family: There is no skins for them, but I just used ones on the program. Eowyn has Black leather chaps. What more can i say?

The Amazon babe family: Xena and Gabrielle. Gabriell is currently two timing Boromir with Lurtz. heehee oh, and Xena slapped Gandalf for getting fresh with her. Too bad the program does not have instant replays. I would use that as a screen saver!

[Shadowfax]

PLease forgive the spelling inthat last post. I am so tired I can not see straight.

[Arathin]

That is great. I will have to look for it. Sooo funny....

[Wonko The Sane]

This may have been said:

Frodo in the deep dark mines of Moria: Hey! Who's hand is that?!?!

[Arathin]

Gandalf in the Mines of Moria: Ok, that is it! What little **** **** ******** put gum in my beard!!!!!

[Shadowfax]

(has this been done b4?)
Sam (with Shelob): Raid! I knew I'd want it if I hadn't got it!

[Arathin]

No it hasn't, and it is great.

[Shadowfax]

OK, here are some pics from my Sims game. I will have to use multiple posts because I am a computer dunce and do not know how to post multiple attachments.

Gandalf: "Can't we all just get along?"

[Shadowfax]

Get a load of Boromir's speedo. *yummy*

"Look mom! No hands!"

[Shadowfax]

"I don't care if you ARE the future king of Gondor! I have to pee!"

[Shadowfax]

The Warrior Princess and Aragorn, son of Arathorn get together and talk about... flowers?

[Shadowfax]

Ok, here's Boromir burning to death. Fortunately I did not save the game, so he was reincarnated. You will just have to imagine the high pitched squealing.

[Shadowfax]

OK, last one for now, tell me if you want more.

~Gandalf and Xena dancing. This was right before he tried to cop a feel and she clocked him one. Poor Gabrielle's all alone!

[I.am.Smeagol]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! *Takes a breath* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yes, post more! Post more! Or maybe make a site out of all of them? These are great! Must get game!

[Legolas_lover12]

hey, to whoever is doing the diaries, forgot who it was, you should do the diary of the balrog..........and that date he and gandalf had.................

[Shadowfax]

OK, here's some more. Now I just have to figure out how to make websites...

~Legsie using VR. O_o

[Shadowfax]

Merry and Pippin watching Saturday morning cartoons.

[Shadowfax]

Chug! Chug! Chug!

[Shadowfax]

My little baby, off to destroy people! *sob*

[Shadowfax]

"Give me back my pizza meanie elf boy!"
(no, seriously Legsie DID steal Sam's piece of pizza!)

[Shadowfax]

I just had to include this one. At least he isn't is a bright pink speedo.

[Arathin]

*falls over laughing* those are great. More! More! The great Tim the enchanter demands more. hehe. I love these. That one of the uruk-hai in the tub... oh my! I literally fell out of my chair.

[Goldberry344]

ohmy!!! those are great. and by the way, the person who wrote the original diaries isn't a member of this site....

[Legolas_lover12]

i meant the person who started another site and made more diaries.

[Goldberry344]

oh. thats me. lol. i havent done any for a while...but thats a good idea!

check out this site. funniness. (http://www.ewoodadmirers.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/topic.cgi?forum=10&topic=16)

[Legolas_lover12]

have you done sauron's diary? i can't remember. i think u did.....................ooooooooooooooooooo, i know! u could do the diary of an orc. and they could talk about how when they captured the hobbits, they smelled like strawberry bubblebath! ;)

[Goldberry344]

i've only done The Ring, Celeborn and Galadrial....i wanted to do bill the pony's but then i had finals...

[Wonko The Sane]

How about things LotR characters would never do?

Aragorn painting his face blue and mooning the oncoming army a la "Braveheart"...

[Arathin]

haha. wonko the sane, that was great.

Hey have any of you ever heard of the band Voltaire?

[Goldberry344]

Bill The Pony.

Day 1
Was bought by a comical crew today. 4 hobbits and 1 heir of Isildur. Supposedly, we're headed to Rivendell. I'll be surprised if these losers make it past Weathertop unharmed.

Day 6
What did I say?? Puny guy with blue eyes got stabbed today. now I have to carry him. He gets so annoying, all he does is shriek...almost an odd panting sort of thing. its somehow appealing, however, i suspect sam will kill me if i try anything.

Day 13
Fancy elf lady shows up, takes blue eyed midget off of me, thank god, and throws him on her horse and rides off with him. i think that she likes that too much...Aragorn seemed to want to ride with frodo, too, quite the pervy hobbit fancier.

Day 19
Stupid stupid stupid hobbit! i was very happy in Rivendell, there was a nice lady pony right next to my stall, a dappled grey, we were just getting to know eachother, when stuuuupppiiiddd hobbit decides to take me to the cracks of doom. damn.

Day 25
HEH, tried to go up a mountain. i could have told that daft Gadalf-the-grey hotshot that it wouldnt work. but he wouldnt listen to me.

Day 26
So they go and try the mines of moria. stupid of them, really. and besides that, stupid gandalf cant even translate elvish correctly. it took him an hour to say "friend" in elvish. They shoulda listened to Pippin...he says "why dont we just say friend in every language?" nooo, thats stupid...oh, and while we're at it, why dont we get rid of bill so that the Heir of Isildur can hit on the ring bearer?? fine. be that way.

[arisen pheonix]

pippin- ewww some one put mushrooms in my soup

gandalf-now ican give you the ringbearer mister sauron sir but what can you give me

sauron-my dearest nazgul please go get me some hobbits i would like to have a tea party

theoden-shut up merry you fool i dont care what your grandpa did

ent-oh no mr orc i wasnt gonna kill you...

eowyn-uncle theo im in love with grima

gimili-come on galadriel baby lets split before your husband wakes up

aragorn-sorry arwen i dumping you for rosy

galdreil-sorry celi but legolas is just ssooo much better than you are

frodo-dammit sam stop fussing i should have brought some one else why dont you go back and send rosy

[Nimawae's hope]

Dang!! You guys got me laughing so hard that I spit on the comp again.....now I've lost my library privileges again!!!

You guys crack me up!!

[Dragon]

Gandalf:Frodo, do these robes make my butt look big?

Bilbo:I'm trying to cut down on smoking. I tried Nicotine patches, but they didn't work, I'm on the gum now.

Frodo:(under stress) I...just can't... seem to.... fit... in these...shoes.(stops trying) Ahhhh. I just don't understand...my feet used to be so small.

Aragorn to Arwen: You know I've never been kissed, right?

Any dwarf: Ale? No I don't want ale! Alcohol is just a mild poison, It can kill you if you drink too much! Humph, I'll show you ale, ale my a**

I tried my best. :D

[Istar]

Those are great! Welcome to the forum, Dragon!

[Goldberry344]

ohmy, you guys are great!

[Legolas_lover12]

legolas - WHAT?! i have a ZIT?!

[Goldberry344]

lol, a blasted elven spot.

oh, did anyone see that Cassie Claire has written Sauron's diary?? its good. very good.

[Arathin]

Gandalf: Thank you for the update, Goldie. I am heading off to read Sauron's dairy! *plays 1812 in the background*

me saying that is believable. oh wait i just did. muahahahahaha. confused ya didn't i?

[Wonko The Sane]

Will you post the link to the LotR diaries again?
Please?!?!
*pleads*

[Goldberry344]

If i have to....Just for you, WTS! (http://diaries.diagon.org/)

[Wonko The Sane]

Thank you!! I'll never forget again!

[Goldberry344]

oh, you had best not!!! ;)

I is bored. i would write a new diary, but the last one wasnt too funny. i have lost my inspiration. hrum.

[Arathin]

Poor bored Goldie. Poor bored Goldie. Tee hee hee.

[Legolas_lover12]

or you could do the diary of shafowfax..............that could be made interesting..................;) :D

[Chymaera]

"They say only: The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak, friend, and enter. And underneath
small and faint is written: I, Narvi, made them. Celebrimbor of Hollin drew these signs. And
under that, in little tiny letters, I can just make out: Dwarves are little stunty bowlegged cretins
and their women are ugly. And with their poor eyesight and their native stupidity they'll
never even be able to read this. Bwah hah hah hah."

[Shadowfax]

Grishnakh: "Hi! I was wondering if you know where you are going when you die? I have some literature I would like to go over with you..."

(sorry any Jehovah's Witnesses out there)

[Goldberry344]

Thus reads the diary of the noble steed of the White Rider.

Day 1
v. fine here in Rohan. Lots of grass. yum.

Day 4
v. fine here in Rohan. Lots of grass. yum.

Day 6
Wandered to the hills today. v. fine in hills. lots of grass. met cute chestnut mare. score.

Day 7
Wandered to the hills today. met with cute chestunt mare. pranced a bit with her. totally!!

Day 9
Wandered to the hills today. strange grey man followed me. met with chestnut mare. strange grey man followed me. pranced about. strange grey man followed me. this is quite annoying.

Day 11
Have been followed by Gandalf for 3 days now. he keeps trying to mount me, wont let him. never.

Day 13
Gave in to Gandalf today. when he told Theoden about it he claimed it was his 'majestic influence'. I was only subdued when he showed me that nifty pointy hat trick.

LATER
Borrowed hat. Chestnut mare v. impressed. score. She now insists on calling me Slim Shady. Am led to believe thats a good thing, as she pranced more enthusiastically afterwards.

Day 15
Arrived in the Shire. lots of little people. had to restrain self from trampling them all. so fun to squish. did hit one accidentally, gandalf made me drag him into the woods. blamed it on some black rider dude.

Day 17
Stayed at Bree last night. Cute andalusion mare in the stall next to me. have feeling she may be my 4th cousin thrice removed...
damn. have spent way too much time around hobbits.

Day 20
V. nice in Ithilian. however, elves seem to keep only geldings. not a single mare in sight. v. depressed.

Day 24
Snuggly little lawn ornament walked into stall today. bright blue eyes v. catchy. let him sit in my manger. Nibbled on hair a bit, dont think he liked it much.

Day 25
Lawn ornament came back with a friend. smelt suspiciously of strawberrys. New hobbit keeps dragging Frodo away from me. "be caaarreeefulll, frooodooo, you might get trrraaammmppplllleeddd!!"

suspect he may slaughter me if i try anything.

[Arathin]

that...was...absolutly...and...totally....the...be st...diary...ever!!!!!!!!! *pauses between laughter for breath and then keeps laughing*

[Legolas_lover12]

that was great!!!! hehehehehehe!!!!!.....................i suspect he may slaughter me if i try anything..................hahahahahaha!!!!:D :D :D :D :D

[Arathin]

yeah i love that. hehe go goldie.

[Goldberry344]

*blush* thanks! ;) if you have any ideas for diaries ill try em, but as you can see they dont all come out good (bill)

[Shadowfax]

Legsie practicing his jumpshot.

[My_Precious]

Hey, where did you get those Sims things?
Great diary, BTW!:)
Interviews with the lotr characters...:) (http://www.angelfire.com/sk/sharkens/talk.html)

[Goldberry344]

If i had sims it would be quite obsene..... yar. but wants sims anyways.

[Shadowfax]

I don't know how to attach a web site, but I.am.Smeagol knows where it is. Like I said, pick it up at your computer game store. Then download the skins from the website. I just got an expansion pack for the game that included one of those vibrating beds they have in cheap motels where they rent by the hour. The real funny part is that When you buy it, it is classified under "group activity" O_o

He's happy... about the Coleman they have to use because they have no money. I would have thought that a king would have higher standards than that. Maybe it reminds him of his ranger camping days?

[Arathin]

those interviews are great, smeagol! me lovesssss them. me lovessss them.

[LadyGaladriel]

Hey Pal , how do you get those sim characters to look like LOTR people? I would love them on my comp .

[Merry]

***ing hell Pippin, would you just **** off and leave us all alone you ****.

Gandalf feeling stressed

[Nimawae's hope]

*Snorts at above comment*

Gollum: I'm trying to get rid of that dang ring!! It just won't go away..... I tried to give it to some shrimpy hobbit, but he keeps throwing it back at me.....maybe Sauron would like it.

Sauron: AAAUUUURRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!! Get that ring AWAY from meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

[Merry]

*snorts at being sorted at*

*Sauron to Frodo*

...No no, you keep it, I've just got a charming new bracelet!

[Nimawae's hope]

*Snorts again* Sorry 'bout that....nervous habit you know!!

Sam: Oh look! Those ghosts in black capes are following us again. Should we invite them for tea?

[Goldberry344]

much for so few) and now for something completely different : The Diary of THE WITCH KING OF ANTIOCH..........we are deeply sorry in the fault of the thread title. those responsible have been sacked...(Antioch is quite beautiful in the spring, really....my sister went to Antioch, she enjoyed it and came back with several lethal weapons....) we apologize for the contiuiing fault in the title. those responsible for those sacking those who were sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked as well. so now we shall finish the title, and begin the post in a completely different way at great expense at the last minute...

GOLDIE, SMEAGOL AND ARATHIN IN THE DIARY OF THE WITCH KING!

Starring 40 professionally trained ardvarks
With 100 Hollywood aardvarks
Also with a lovely purple ardvark as the Witch King's noble steed (you hear that?? i'm a noble steed)
8 Additional turquoise Nazgul steeds (who are ardvarks, but not quite as noble as the purple ardvark, who is acctually not that noble at all) (well, so much for noble steed!)
Also appearing is one light brown ardvark, who is not at all exceptional, but makes a slight appearance around day 6

and now, for something completely different!

THE EXTREMELY TOP SECRET DIARY OF ANNE FRANK

whops

The Diary of the Witch King

Day 1

Met v. nice man over palantir. Have aggreed to meet him at Barad-dur tonight. v. excited and antsey. Rather dark and mysterious place to have a first date, i would prefer dinner and a war. however, he seems quite nice, with a large....palantir.

Day 2

Oh, man, is that Sauron guy nice. i mean, not only is he fiiiinnne, but he doesnt waste any time, im getting married in four days, yo, you should see the engagement ring (author's note cough evil cough cough) he gave me. yo, it has a killer red flaming eye on it. man, i love this ring as much.....more than i love sauron. dude, it is so addicting.

Day 6

Excretions, man, Sauron called off the wedding. i got there in my perdy white....suit riding my brown ardvark (authors note I TOLD YOU!) (i.am.smeagol *twitch twitch*). I looked quite good, may i say, but sauron, man is he flaming! he has aggreed to let me stay at barad-dur with him. score. now i get to see his large.....palantir every day.

Day 23
A wall to keep out water, (author's note...i cant say d-*-m-n on the forum!) we've been beaten. It all ended when Sauron was kicked in the.....Palantir by Elrond. expect that it has something to do with jealosy and some dirty night one evening in the first age. have told Sauron that he can do much better.....like me.
have been forced to move to a tower outside of mirkwood. (kept..... palantir, though) eight other loooosers decided to try to glomp my man's.... palantir.

Day I lost count a while ago, a wall to keep out water- it!

Have been sent to chase little man with vibrant, shining, sparkling, glittering, glowing, magnificent blue eyes.....sorry, got distrated by his.....palatir. i didnt know that it would be the same size and shape of Sauron's.....palantir.
Have been given a perdy purple ardvark to ride. im special, the other eight losers just go turquoise aardvarks. yar!

Day I lost count a while ago 2

Am beginning to notice a lack of self/skin on myself. it seems that i am invisible. score. #6 seems to think that since Sauron is out of the way, im fair game. will not submit

Day i lost cout a while ago 6
Have seen a little brown ardvark, wonder why he has hobbit on back. pretty blue eyes. perhaps i should chase him.


noooooo! way too cute. rather attractive. however, that silly little manservant of his is all over him... "Frooodoooo, ill take care of your....palantir for you! Froooodooo, dont let merry and pippin play with your.....palantir like that. its baaaad for you" bloody favoritism. suspect he will kill me if i try anything. wait....can i die?

If you have read this, you have too much free time, go out side.



The diary's over.

Really.

You're wasting your time reading this.

Move on! Seriously, i swear it's over. GO!

[I.am.Smeagol]

Welp, anyways, the above diary was written after Goldie and Arathin slept over my house. Basicly we were up to 6 am in the morning watching Jay and Silent Bob and MP And Now for Something Completely Different. Heh, after that we ate icecream Sundays, various other things, the Arathin and Jen tried to teach me Magic: The Gathering, while I in turn tried to learn and teach them about the new LotR card game.
We didn’t fall asleep until around 6:30 when we were watching cut scenes from J&SB and I started to drift off and Jen and Althea followed suit. The next morning this madness ensued. So the diary was written, (Althea typing me'n Jen throwing in ideas and tidbits.) We then decided to record it... Scarey huh?

Please Please Please listen to our recordings, the first one is crazy and then the last ones are crazy, but its all good. :D


Click HERE 1st! If you dare! (http://www.iamsmeagol.net/youbetchaardvark/1.wav)
Click here 2nd! Muahahaha! (http://www.iamsmeagol.net/youbetchaardvark/forrealnow01.wav)
3rd... You know you want to... (http://www.iamsmeagol.net/youbetchaardvark/forrealnow02.wav)
Tehehe. So amusing.. 4th. (http://www.iamsmeagol.net/youbetchaardvark/forrealnow03.wav)
Arther, erm, Authors note.... (http://www.iamsmeagol.net/youbetchaardvark/arthursnote.wav) <-- quick mentioning of the 'B' word. You have been warned. :P
Goldberry's Bye Bye (http://www.iamsmeagol.net/youbetchaardvark/altheasgoodbye.wav) *Sniff*Cry*Sob*
Listen to my personal ramblings... =P (http://www.iamsmeagol.net/youbetchaardvark/jesstalk.wav)

Fin!!

[My_Precious]

Can I say it was brilliant? Yes I can! WOOOHOOO! Great JOB!!!
:D :D :D

[Arathin]

Thank you, thank you. Yes we are really that crazy! that wasn't us like over reacting or anything. We really are like that! as prove by the sound files. hehe. well i must say that the whole thing was amazingly fun to do and read and recite and listen to. hehe. thank you inviting us over smeagol. we love you. and goldie you know i will so miss you so much. til you come back. "and they will say never have to many done so much for so few."

[Shadowfax]

hey, tell me if this works, y'all. I have never linked to a website before. (crosses her fingers and prays to all that's Holy)Skins for Sims (http://www.geocities.com/skinsforsims.html)
You will have to go to the text directory to find them. This is also where I got some Xena character skins. One of my friends found some Star Trek skins, but I haven't found the website for them yet.

Meeting Captain Janeway. Borrie has a new job as a security guard he just wasn't cut out for the pro-athlete career track. (Everytime he and Aragorn played one on one, he would cry when he lost. Aragorn was no help. He did this annoying little victory dance.)

[My_Precious]

No, it says that the site doesn't exist...
Sorry...

[Shadowfax]

*muffled cursing*

[Shadowfax]

OK, maybe this (http://www.geocities.com/skinsforsims/lotrskins.html) will work!

Lurtz proposing to Gabrielle. (She rejected him, and he wet to his room to have a good cry)

[Arathin]

Well that is ok. We can forgive you this time. I have never tried to put a site on anything b/c I could never do that. So have either of you dled us reading the dairy? it is exesively funny i promise you that.

Wow! that was so funny!

[Goldberry344]

hey, its me. this'll prob. be the last time im on for two months.....sob.

anywho, did anyone bother with the diary? or did you all say, "long post, no way"?

[Arathin]

Didn't you read the replies, Goldie? They loved it. We need to get together to write those things more often. hehe. If you write any at camp just mail them to me or Smeagol and we'll post them for you. lovya and will missya.

[Goldberry344]

well, my_precious liked it.......i saw that.......but.....sniff....

[Arathin]

We all loved it, Goldie, and I know you won't see this before you leave, but we all love you too. cya when you get back, Goldie. We'll have a big riding party, right Smeags.

[Nimawae's hope]

Don't cry Goldie I just now read the whole long hilarious bit......and, well.........I haven't been THAT amused in a very LOOOOOOONG time.......in plainer terms I shall say this: It was brilliant, spectacular, gorgeous, academy award winning, help-me-I-can't-stop funny,etc, etc, etc..........and it was even pretty good......Man you guys WERE tired weren't you......sounds like me when I'm just a liiiittle sleep deprived!!:D :D Oh yeah the sound bits were good too!!!!

[My_Precious]

Yes, I listened to your recordings too. "And now for something commmpletly different"...:)

[Goldberry344]

score, my_precious even changed her siggy! lol. at least someone has enjoyed it. and just so you know, smeagol and arathin fell asleep first. mwahahahaha

[My_Precious]

I always fall asleep first when my friends are staying over. :o

[Nimawae's hope]

Why, do they bore you that much...J/K!!

Anywho, the last time I spent the night at my best friend's house I got really bored......she went to bed at MIDNIGHT!!!! How can she be so cruel to her best friend!!!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! She hurt my feelings!!! Or maybe she just got sick of my insanity.......believe me when I say she has no insane bone in her body!!!

[Shadowfax]

We should have a big virtual party in one of the forums when Goldberry gets back. Just a thought. I am still working on making a website with my LotR albums, but progress is slow. Does any one like them?

Pippin: No way, man. Alcohol is poison.

**
Sam: Hey guys, wanna check out my new pool?

[My_Precious]

Why, do they bore you that much...J/K!!
No, we all talk until about 3 am, then it gets boring (we run out of topics to talk about), then I pass out, then they wake me up, then they pass out, then I'm the only one who is not sleeping, and finally in an hour I pass out again.
:D

[Arathin]

hehe well we watched "Jay and Silent Bob Strick Back" then we watched "Monty Python and now for something completey different" then at 1:30am we had sundaes, then we stayed up til 5:30 playing magic, the gathering, then we talked til 6:30, then slept til 11amish. hehe we had fun and are going to do that again, right Smeags?

[Shadowfax]

You sleep only till 11? For me it's not a party unless afterwards you watch "CBS evening news" during breakfast.

Merry: Geez Theoden, you should really act your age more!

[kristi de marin]

if nobody used this one already...

Frodo: Hey Sauron, I challenge you to a game of one-on-one. Winner keeps this old ring i got.

[Shadowfax]

Hee, hee, that was very good kristi. Welcome to the forum!

Goldberry: Quit singing and dancing around Tom! You're embarassing me!

[Flame of Anor]

oops I did it again, I played with your heart.....bla bla bla. That is all I know but you get the idea.

-Flame

[Gandalf_White]

*Frodo and Sam banging on the Black Gate*
Frodo: Hey you there, orc, tell Sauron to come down here we've got a to do some business with him.
Sam: Yeah and hurry up.
*The Mouth of Sauron comes down*
Mouth: What do you want?
Frodo(holding out the Ring): Um could you give this to Sauron for us?
Mouth: Certainly.
*The Mouth starts to walk away*
Sam: Hey did you think we were just gonna give it to you? Come on. Pay up.

[kristi de marin]

hey shadowfax thanks for the welcome!

hmm how much would frodo and sam get for that ring? hehe

aragorn: legolas, wanna help me bleach my hair? i heard blonds have more fun...and i wanna have more fun...

ok yeah not the best but i'm tired i worked all nite :p

[elanor_sunstar]

how about this, it comes from a different film (not in the same words though)

Gollom: Now how do the nasty Bagginseess do it, i don't want it, i dont want it.
*Sauron appears in the distance with the ring on his finger.*
Gollom: *sobs* I DONT WANT IT! :eek:

[Arathin]

That is good. What movie? It rings a bell, but I can't name it.

[elanor_sunstar]

Homeward bound, its about 2 dogs and a cat, 1 of the dogs is trying to catch sum fish!

[Legolas_lover12]

oh, i love that movie!!! homeward bound II is better in my opinion though.

[elanor_sunstar]

i think i prefer the 1st but only just!

[I.am.Smeagol]

The first was so much better. ^^

[Legolas_lover12]

well, the 1st one was good too. but i still like the 2nd one better.

[Arathin]

Thankees I love that movie. I knew I had seen the movie just couldn't name it. It bugs me when that happens.

[Gandalf_White]

I love Homeward Bound. I think I like the 2nd one better though. Just a little bit.

[Legolas_lover12]

arathin - that bugs me too!!!!................and it happens a lot, too!!!!!!!!!!

[Nimawae's hope]

Many peoples seem to like the number 2 version......never seen it myself........but probably will eventually.......my sis is a dog nut........she even likes Air Bud!!:eek:

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by elanor_sunstar
how about this, it comes from a different film (not in the same words though)

Gollom: Now how do the nasty Bagginseess do it, i don't want it, i dont want it.
*Sauron appears in the distance with the ring on his finger.*
Gollom: *sobs* I DONT WANT IT! :eek:

The next time you quote "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" in this forum again you will be dragged out into the streets and summarily shot.
You have been warned.

[Arathin]

Wow wts. violent. How about hp?

[Legolas_lover12]

I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!!! i'm watching the movie right now in fact................grrrrrrrrr...............smape is SUCH a jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[My_Precious]

Erm....Wasn't that Nimawae's Hope?
:confused:

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Blinks* *Twitch* *Gasp*

Did you just dis SNAPE? ARGGGGGGGGGGGG. Time for you to pay.... Snape is one of my heros and the coolest most awesome person in the entrie serries!!!!!!!! (Okay, Lupin and Black kick major arse, too. But still.... You get the point.)

[My_Precious]

Yeah, Harry Potter is a great night story. *Looks for her Harry Potter file*.

[Arathin]

Snape, Snape, Snape!!! Lupin, Lupin, Lupin!!! Black, Black, Black!!!

(Can you tell that those three men make the whole series worth it to me?)

I love drawing Snape, Lupin, and Black, especial all in one picture. I can really capture the malice and shear hatred in its most raw and exposed form. muahahahahahahaha!!!! what? oh sorry got a little side tracked. hehe.

[Shadowfax]

I have to agree, Snape is awsome. I mean, c'mon, he risked his life to help overthrow Voldemort, and the wrath of his followers, and he keeps saving Harry. It's Lucius Malfoy who is the real villian.

[Legolas_lover12]

ok, this is what i meant, he's a jerk, but he's still one of my fav characters. actually i like all the characters.....................especially all of the weaslys, black, lupin, snape, the malfoys (cuz i love to hate them), hermione, ron, harry (duh), cedric, krum, hagrid, trelawney, dumbledore, neville (cuz he's so stupid).......................................
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[Legolas_lover12]

oh, and lockhart..........................:rolleyes:

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Glares suspiciously* Hrm... You can live for now... ;)

Eeep. I cant stand Harry. *Hides*

[My_Precious]

Nice siggie!

[Wonko The Sane]

Yes HP is fine..MORE than fine even!! :)
And yes...I can be violent when the need arises...

I like Snape, he's mean at times...but deep down he cares about Harry and he wants to protect him. Didn't he tell James Potter he'd look out for his son?
Snape's a good egg. I like him.

[My_Precious]

No, he didn't. They were enemies in school, just like HP and Drako Malfoy. He was looking after Harry because his father saved him once. I liked Snape until... Anyone still reading the books don't look!
...until he went crazy in front of Lupin and Black...

[Wonko The Sane]

Oh..that's right...He saved Harry because he owed his father...

That's close enough...Snapes a good guy.

[I.am.Smeagol]

Heh, thankies. ^_^

Yah, thats on of the few times Snape Irked me.. (Kinda Spoiler Ahead)

That and when he was mean to Hermione (sp?) about her teeth...
Anywho, Snape kicks arse.


Shelob: Sorry Gollum, Ive turned vegetarian..

[Shadowfax]

Hermione needs to be taken down a peg sometimes.

[Shadowfax]

Hee,hee, hee!
So HP (http://img-greenbook.theonering.net/tookinsh/images/040102_soharry.jpg)

[Arathin]

I agree Hermione irrates me, but Snape kicks total arse. He and Lupin and Black are soo the best in the whole series. I really can't stand harry sometimes. He is just yuck! Don't like him! I like Fred and George. They are great! and so are Bill and Charle! Hate Lockhart. He is the reason I can't go back and reread the second book at all! I have read the other three like three or four or (book three for lupin and black) seven times hehe. can you tell who my favorites are yet? hehe

[I.am.Smeagol]

HP fans! All bow down and worship this person who drew these kick arse pics!

http://www.nasubionna.net/hp/index2.html

And for all the Snape fans...
http://www.nasubionna.net/hp/shrines/snape.html

[Gandalf_White]

People, I really think we should all get back to the original subject of Things LOTR characters would never say. I got one.

Aragorn: "Legolas, tell me what is it with that hair that makes the girls like you so much?" ;) :D

[Nimawae's hope]

Aragorn: Hmmmmm......maybe I ought to brush my hair today.

Legolas: Do these leggings make my butt look big?


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :D

[Arathin]

Legolas: Wow, Gimli! You're really a girl dwarf!!!!!
Gimli: Yes, I am. See only a dwarf can tell the difference.
Legolas: So that is why I feel so attracted to you!

[My_Precious]

Hey, if only dwarves can see the difference between the male dwarf and female dwarf, how do we know that Gimli is a guy? It's not specified in the books that he was actually he ...
:eek:
EDIT: Oh, wait, it was. "Gimli, son of Gloin". But it doesn't proove anything.:D

[Arathin]

That is exactly the point of my last post!!!!!!!! I mean come on! We never are told that Gimli is actually a guy! So what it says son of Gloin! It was prolly just the other characters own assumtion that Gimli was a son. I bet it was really Gimli, daughter of Gloin, to the dwarves.

[Legolas_lover12]

i.am.smeagol and arathin - WHAT??!!! YOUR HATE HARRY??!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY, BUT, NOW I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU HATE HARRY??!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Arathin]

Hating Harry is easy. I can do it like this.... I H-A-T-E H-A-R-R-Y P-O-T-T-E-R! See now wasn't that easy. He is just too much my opposite. I hate people like him. All goody goody. I am the evil in more ways than one, but I am not bad enemy evil. Just evil. Like Snape evil mixed with Black and Lupin evil mixed with their loyalty and respectablity and intelligence. That is why I like those three so much. hehe.

[Shadowfax]

Totally agree Arathin. I would have responded sooner, but I literally just walked in the door from a horse show. about those pics... SNAPE HAS A BEARD! (doesn't he?)

Gimli: Hello, my name is Gimli.

Group: Hi Gimli!

Gimli: And I'm claustrophbic!

[I.am.Smeagol]

Firstly. Arathin, that was so my idea about Gimli being female! GASP! I am ashamed of you! *Sob* I never thought youd sink to the level of stealing my ideas! *Sob*
Heh, j/k. But still, my fan fic about that is nearly done and I dont want anyone saying that I stole your ideas, when really they were my own to begin with. ;P

As for Harry disliking (as I dont 100% hate him).. He is just so easy to be irked with. I Dunno. Just my personal preference.

As for Snape w/ a beard. It hasnt been proven either way. Yes, in the American version of the book, there is one pic w/ Snape w/ a beard... But that could jsut be the artist's interpretation.... It never says either way if he has a beard or is clean shaven...

Gimli: Does this thong compliment the color of my beard? *Bad images! AHHHHHHG*

[Shadowfax]

Heh, heh, how about Gandalf saying that?

*WARNING*WARNING*WARNING*
this is a rather disturbing Sim pic, and I hope it won't give too many people nightmares!

[I.am.Smeagol]

HOLY MOTHER OF TOLKIEN! *Twitch*
Thats it. Next 40$ I get Is going to buy that game. Or I will convince a friend of mine who has 'connections' with some comp gamer to get one for me.. Hrmm....

[Shadowfax]

heh, heh, that how I got mine. I have not paid a cent for it, or any of the expansion packs. (hint: get Sims: Livin' Large too. It has GREAT stuff in it!)

[Gandalf_White]

I hate Harry Potter too! Down with Harry!

Gandalf: (after Pippin makes the skeleton fall into the well.) Oh Pippin, you poor boy. Now be careful around those wells or you might just fall in.

ha!

[Legolas_lover12]

*sniff* *sniff* how can you all hate harry!!!! and plz don't answer that question. (goes off to talk to her friend, who likes harry as much as she does) *sniff* *sniff*

[My_Precious]

You mean Harry Potter as a character? I like him. But I like Fred and Geogre more, and their Friend, whatshisname. I didn't like them in the movies, tho. I liked the captain of the Harry's team (Wood, right?). I was really cute.
:o

[Legolas_lover12]

yes, i mean harry potter as a character. his personality. not how "hott" he is.
fred and george's friend's name was lee jordan, i think. wasn't it? oh, it was something like that. i haven't read those books for at least a year now. i've been too busy trying to read the lord of the rings books.
so far i've read the hobbit, FotR, TTT, RotK, and half of the Sil. i still have a lot more to read......................
and i liked wood too.

[Ithrynluin]

(On the bridge of Khazad-dum)
Fellowship to Gandalf(collectively ):
"You are the weakest link. Goodbye!":p

[Arathin]

Yeah Fred and George's friend is Lee Jordan. And Oliver Wood is Harry's team's captian(sp?). anything else you want to know?

Pippin:(after Gandalf yells at him in Moria at the well) Well, look here you silly old git of a wizard! I may be a fool of a Took, as you put it, but at least I am proud to be a fool of a Took. And a darn good one I might add!

[Shadowfax]

Sam: (gets hayfever)

[Legolas_lover12]

gandalf (to pippin in moria after the whole well thing) : @#%& !@$# %^&$ #$&% @#%$!

hehehe:D

[Nimawae's hope]

Hmmm....I think that is something that Gandalf WOULD say!!!!:rolleyes:

[Shadowfax]

Like I said a while back, I think that any LotR character swearing is funny for some reason. Don't ask me why.

Sam: Glue, anyone?

(yes I know that's mean, but believe me I AM a horse lover!)

[Legolas_lover12]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Arathin]

*sniffles from a very slight sunburn* hehe well that is ok. I.am.smeagol's entire family is more sunburned than I am, and they used tons of sunscreen. I, on the other hand, didn't use any! haha! sry smeagol, but i had to comment... No, don't kill me! It was just a joking comment! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo--------- (I am afraid that Arathin's scream has been cut off by the fact that I.am.Smeagol is trying to strangle her b/c she doesn't get sunburned as easily as I.am.Smeagol's entire family. We apolige for this incomvence. Thank you.)


Pippin about Frodo: My cousin thinks he is sexy. If I were a girl, I would agree, but I am not. So I will refrain from any comments that might get me shot, hung, burned at the stake, or thrown in a river and drowned. Thank you and goodnight!

[I.am.Smeagol]

Smeagol: Nasssstttyyyyy Sunnnburnnnn.. We hates it! We hates the sun forever!

[Arathin]

Yay...?

most amusing, Smeagol. most amusing. but you already knew that didn't you?

[Nimawae's hope]

I think that was a very appropriate thing for I.am.Smeagol to say..........hee hee hee.....SUN BURNS.........had more than enough of 'em myself!!!

[Arathin]

Yes I.am.Smeagol is very amusing sometimes, but then she tries to bite my fingers off to get at my many rings. My dragon ring is her favorite to go after.

[Legolas_lover12]

i never get sunburned.

*runs away to avoid getting strangled also*

[Arathin]

Ha! I never got sunburned either until this time. And don't worry I.am.Smeagol only ever strangles our friend Eogthea, as those two are always fighting over Orli/Leggy

[I.am.Smeagol]

Heh, good to know people find me comical.

Edit:

Also, no one is harm of getting strangled unless they happen to have Orlando Bloom in their closet and wont share, or they have rings and taunt me with them. ;)

[FINGOLFIN]

1. I'm considering joining a gym...or maybe Slimfast
2. Is this a lite beer?
3. I'm going to shave my feet
4. No thank you...I'm full
5. I'd like the dinner salad please.
6. Can I borrow your boat?
7. Is that a pistol in your.....(never mind)
8. I'm returning the spoons I borrowed.
9. So your moving to a third floor apartment.
10. A Quest....yes please!

[FINGOLFIN]

1. I'm dead on my feet.
2. Can you see that...I forgot my glasses.
3. Let's go spelunking
4. I'd die for a......
5. Elbereth who?
6. I'm thinking of dying my hair red...
7. Let's go talk to those Dwarves.
8. Magic...we don't need no stinking magic!
9. Are you going to eat that..
10. Orcs are like family.

[Legolas_lover12]

i have a lot of very pretty rings!!!!!! riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! ;):D

i.am.smeagol hears a faint elven voice coming from legolas_lover12's closet. "heeeeeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeeee............................pleeee eeeeeeeeease heeeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

****runs way again because she is sure she will be strangled now***
:D:D:D

[FINGOLFIN]

1. Spell check?!
2. I will have to check with my staff...
3. What do you mean...what color am I??!!!
4. You can never have too many hats.
5. No thank you...I don't smoke
6. I think I will just hang out here for a while.
7. I don't care what's under the mountain.
8. Yes...I know Harry Potter.
9. Moria?...yes please.
10. I remember when I was a kid, we used to have to.....

[Legolas_lover12]

harrypotter...................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA:D :D :D :D :D

[I.am.Smeagol]

Those are great, Fingolfin! Hehehe.


*Scowls and while Legolas_lover12 runs away, I.am.Smeagol sneaks in to her room and steals an unsuspecting elf.* My preeecccioooousssssssssssss.
Muahahaahahahaha.
;) :D

Smeagol (to Legolas): Uhm, did I ever tell you that you are kind of cute? Not to mention that your hair is simply great, where do you get it done?

[Legolas_lover12]

........................but what i.am.smeagol does not know is that the legolas in legolas_lover12's closet is a fake. a robot. and will self destruct exactly 2 hrs after it has been taken from her closet..........................5...............4. ............3............2................
1..................BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D

[arisen pheonix]

eeewwww nassssty elf aahhhh elves are only good for blood


frodo was the cutest in the movie but BOROMIR WAS THE COOLEST

[Legolas_lover12]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR................... ............


(LL12 sneaks up behind arisen phoenix, dagger raised above her head...........................)

[arisen pheonix]

whirls around bars fangs nasty elves rrrrrr ugly bags of blood *goes matrix and jumps into mid air kicks dagger out of hand*

ive got you my pretty and your little elf too ahhahahhhaaaaa

[Shadowfax]

*comes in, takes away various sharp implements and sends those two to their corners until they can play nicely and share* :)

[arisen pheonix]

sits in corner drinking quicksilver and imaging legolas geting bled by someone

[Legolas_lover12]

................while shadowfax has her back turned, LL12 quickly slips out of the room, goes up to the attic where she keep legolas, and asks him to borrow his knife, bow, and arrows. after a "quick" kiss LL12 sneaks back down stairs, and waits just outside the door.....................

[arisen pheonix]

turns into large demon and walks over to LL12 smiles as arrows go right threw without hesitation decides being a demon is too easy and turns self into a kelerian nimbly catching arrows and throws them back then jumps over head and runs up to attic with evil grin

[Legolas_lover12]

..................LL12 uses her powers of teleportation to get up to the attic b4 arisen phoenix. she then grabs legolas and teleports them to a tropical, sandy beach far, far away................................

[arisen pheonix]

sends telepathic message to all vampires on nasssty sunny beaches that free imported elves may be there

[Legolas_lover12]

LL12 quickly uses magic to un-point legolas' ears so no one will know he is an elf. she also gets him a new wardrobe.

(i think what he wore in the movie would stand out a little)

[arisen pheonix]

rrrrrrrrrrrrr people are so rude your not supposed interupt evil schemes dont you know that

he still smells like musty old forests

[Lillyaundra]

ppl can be sooooo very rude when you want to think they just start and then you get confused and they get confused and we all get confused!!:):D:):D:):D:):D:):D yay

[Legolas_lover12]

no, i made him take a bath.

[My_Precious]

Well, I AM confused....
Down with the elves!
:D

[FINGOLFIN]

1. I need a shave and a haircut
2. Oh...I thought you said Gondors "Ming" dynasty
3. Yes...I know Harry Potter too.
4. What could I possibly do with a broken sword?
5. I just date Arwen...
6. No...I'm not the Lone Ranger
7. What's Spidey-sense?
8. Brown just isn't my color
9. I don't feel like going
10. Reforge it yourself!!!

[Wonko The Sane]

The hottest boy in HP is Oliver Wood played by Sean Biggerstaff...

I call eternal dibs.
*swoons*

Things LotR characters would never say:

Gimli: IF I HEAR ONE MORE CRACK ABOUT SNOW WHITE I'M GONNA....

Legolas: I'M NOT A LEPRECHAUN, DAMNIT!

[Legolas_lover12]

a leprechaun..........................HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA..........................

LL12 now has to find a way to kill my precious as well. ooooooo, i know, throw her into the cracks of mt. doom. ;)

[arisen pheonix]

nnoooooo i want oliver dammit wonko



o well nasssty elf probably tastes bad anyway

[Nimawae's hope]

Ah! The intensity of women's.....uh......love?:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[arisen pheonix]

oliver!*drools* i mean umm

nasssty elfsses

[My_Precious]

LL12. Lego's nail is broken! Help him manicure it...
:D

[arisen pheonix]

legolas is a wimpy little pretty boy:rolleyes: nasssty elfsess vampires much better yas good vampires

[Wood Bloom]

shut up pheonix u don't know what ur talkin about
we all have our own appinion

[arisen pheonix]

yes i do know what im talking about im talking about vampires vs. elves (vampires winning of course)

[Wood Bloom]

well we all have our own appinion any way

[arisen pheonix]

yes we do wood and in mi demented little opinoin vampires rock

[Wood Bloom]

never mind ur hopless

LL12 i tried

[Legolas_lover12]

oh well, i guess we can't make her see the light.

(get it?? light, vampires...................oh, i'm not funny i know)

ELVES RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arisen pheonix]

ok you people are hope less you refuse to see the Night i am not going to waste anymore time

[Gandalf_White]

Gandalf: Gimme that ring, Frodo, I want to be the next Dark Lord.
Frodo: Sure take it. I think you'd make a great Dark Lord, Mr. Gandalf, Sir.

[Nimawae's hope]

LOL!!
What if both Gandalf and Galadriel wanted the ring?
Galadriel: Gandalf, give me that little trinket that Frodo let you have.

Gandalf: WHAT!?! NO!! It's mine!!! MINE I TELL YOU!!! I WILL BE THE NEXT DARK LORD!!!!!! NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOTHING!!!!!!!!

Galadriel: AAAAUUUURRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! *Attacks Gandalf with ferocity of a.....um........cougar*

*Very good cat fight (Hee hee) gets going*

OOC: AUUURRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! The images!!!!!!

[Arathin]

Ok look this will solve that little problem between mad hott vampires and sweet sexy elves. My personal favorite, the vampire elf.

[FINGOLFIN]

Aragorn: Reforge it yourself!!!!

:D

[FINGOLFIN]

We don't like cram!!!!!

Cram, Cram, Cram, Cram, Cram, Cram, Cram, Cram, baked beans, and Cram!

:D

[I.am.Smeagol]

Guess what everyone! I am still alive! Muahaha. I was just taking a wee break while lurking over at the forums at FictionAlly Park (http://www.fictionalley.org/fictionalleypark/forums/). Heh, anyways, I agree with Arathin. Why choose between Elves and vamps when you can have the best of both worlds? Imagine choosing between Lestat and Legolas! O_O I couldnt even fathom what Id do or whom Id choose!

[Nimawae's hope]

LOL!!! Guess if you like the life blood sucked out of you it would be a difficult situation!!

Personally I'd take an elf ANY day of the week......and I'd probably drive a stake through a vampire.....you know......just for the fun of it.........(DANG!!! Too much Buffy!!!)

[Legolas_lover12]

i would definetly take an elf. elves don't bite u on the neck and drain your blood!!!! :D :D



ELVES RULE!!! VAMPIRES DROOL!!! :D :D

[Arathin]

yay for the vampires! yay for the vampires! they will drink your blood till you die! wait....

hehe i love vampires. they can be very silly sometimes. they also can be that person you all know on the tolkien forum who has over 1280 something posts and whose name begins with A. Gee I wonder who that could be?

[Legolas_lover12]

gee, i have NO idea!!!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Arathin]

Did I make my point clear enough? I am a witch and a vampire. Anyone scared yet? I know that I.am.Smeagol isn't, but she never is scared of me, no matter what I do. Oh well. I like Vampire Elves. They are most amusing.

[Wood Bloom]

ur not alone my friend Arisen Pheonix is a vampire freak

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Giggles* Arathin, you are no Vampire freak until you have read all the Anne Rice books. *Giggles* Imagine if Lestat and Legolas had a kid. He would be blond, georgics, dead sexy, vampire elf. *Droolage* I know that is completely impossible, but still, cant stop one from imagining.

Who wouldn’t a vampire nibbling on their neck? O_o Especially if that vampire had the appearance of Legolas and co, or book-version!Lestat, or Stuart Townsend (played L in the Queen of the Damned movie, which s*****, but the book is good.)

[Legolas_lover12]

i wouldn't want a vampire sucking on my neck. legolas is OK. ;) ;)

[FINGOLFIN]

This is begining to get weird...have fun people!!

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Sits giggling in the corner rocking back and fourth*

I will.

Vampire... *Giggle* ...Elf...*Giggle*...Vampire!Elf... *Giggle*

[Arathin]

I think I.am.Smeagol has finally cracked. Well I must say that a Lestat sucking on my neck wouldn't be all that bad. Oh yeah!

[Nimawae's hope]

LOL!!!! This place is getting WAY out of hand!!! He he he!!! It's GREAT!!!!

[Legolas_lover12]

it is, isn't it!!!!!!!!:D :D :D this started out being things LOTR characters would never say, now it is "would u want a vampire to suck on ur neck?" LOL!!!! amazing!!!

[Arathin]

I happen to like vampires and here is something a LoTR char would never say:

Boromir: I think I would like a Legolas/Lestat elf/vampire to suck my neck. What about you, Aragorn?

[Legolas_lover12]

no, gimli would say that!!!!!hehehehe...;);):D:D:D...hehehehe...

[Arathin]

I don't know....maybe he would say that...ugh bad thoughts about that!!! Tooo good of an imagination!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!

[Legolas_lover12]

hehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

[Arathin]

evil, evil people. I hatesss you! I hatessss you forever!!!!!!!!!!!! hrmm... or more we hatess you. hrmm...

[elfprincess]

... interesting..............:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Shadowfax]

Perhaps this has already been done:
Pippin: I'm going to give up all of my worldly possesions and dedicate my life to helping the unfortunate.

[Legolas_lover12]

hehehehe.................nope, not already been done!!!!! hehehe!!!!:D :D :D

[FINGOLFIN]

Pudding anyone?

[Shadowfax]

Heeheehee...

Which Frodo are you? (http://www.webhost-free.com/poisonking/frodoquiz.html)

What kind of pervy fancier are you? (http://www.mousse-chocolat.net/quiz/quiz.html)

What role-playing stereotype R U? (http://www.mutedfaith.com/quiz/q3.htm)

I came out as
The book Frodo

An orc fancier (eeeeeek!)

and the mischevious child

[Legolas_lover12]

i was the book frodo.

a human fancier (go me!!)

and a royal pain (hehehe)

[Shadowfax]

One of my friends got the Bakshi Frodo. Heehee, she was horrified!

[My_Precious]

Well, I'm a Elijah Wood Frodo.
Elf Fancier.

Where did you find these???


:)

[elfprincess]

ooo, ok, I was...

the 1978 Ralph Bakshi animated Frodo,
an Elf-Fancier, and...
a royal pain.... how'd I know I'd get something like that? :rolleyes: :p

[Shadowfax]

I got these after many looooonnnnng hours spent hunched over the keyboard last night. My spine may never recover. (The things I do for you people...)
Oh, and go check out the "Caption Contest" thread, I just posted a new picture. It is hilarious, go look at it and tell me what you think.

[Arathin]

I got the book Frodo

Elf (then took it again and got) Human fancier

and I am.....







THE ANTIHERO!!!!!! YES!

[Tao]

Let's get back on topic, shall we?

Sorry everyone, I haven't been here in, like, forever. So many people I've never met before.


Hi again.

[I.am.Smeagol]

Tao, you party pooper, what if we dont wanna be on topic? ;)

I am
Book Frodo
Elf Fancier
Anti Hero, I took it again and got Pleasure Slave
:rolleyes: Go figure.

Eheh, I took some of the other quizes on that site;

Mage quiz-Spirit Mage,
High School Steriotype- I got outsider, then geek, then goth
Villian- Double Agent

Hehe

[Arathin]

Can we tell that I.am.Smeagol is one odd cookie? I already knew this, just making sure all of you do.

[elfprincess]

I took that mage test and... I'm a fire mage! yesss!! *victory dance*

just had to say that... :D

[Muffinly]

Treebeard - "make haste!"

Galadriel - I like muffins.

Sam - "Are we there yet, i can't wait."




Silly stuff

[Arathin]

hehe. I was gonna say something, but i forgot what it was. so whatever.

[Flame of Anor]

Sauron- "Dude, where's my car."

Frodo- "Me-sa thinksa we-sa going home!!"

[Shadowfax]

THOU SHALT NOT MENTION JAR-JAR HERE!!!!! (well, if you really want to...;))

[Arathin]

Those were great Flame of Anor. Most amusing.


Legolas, dressed all in black goth: Yeah, whaeva. I don't care bout a buncha halflins. Let em all go ter Mordor, if ey really wanna.



The Balrog, in a little Barbie-like femenine voice: Gandalf, darling. Do you think this outfit makes my butt look big? And these flames! They are doing nothing for my complexion. Honestly, why can't I just have a normal blond hair, but no. I need to have flaming blond locks. Honestly, if I could just once have a nice manacure. I need one soooo badly. I mean look at my nails. I mean look at them. I can't even paint them anymore. They are soo chipped and ohmygod! Don't even get me started on my toenails. I need a petacure in the worst way.

Gandalf, sounding frantic: Enough! *hits and brakes bridge. Balrog fall and brakes a nail on the way down*

Balrog: I broke a nail!!! Ohmygod! I broke a nail! That is it you're coming to hell with me buster. So you can fix my d**n nail! *pulls Gandalf into the abyse*

Aragorn: No, Gandalf! *Legolas looks at Aragorn* I knew you loved him! *Aragorn glares at Legolas* No, I don't. That fool just owes me a ton of money. Leave it to him to get killed before paying me back, d**n old wizard.

[Flame of Anor]

Originally posted by Shadowfax
THOU SHALT NOT MENTION JAR-JAR HERE!!!!! (well, if you really want to...;))

Sorry Shadowfax I will try to remember next time I have the urge to mention anything Star Wars.

-Flame

[Shadowfax]

No, no. It's not Star Wars. (Though I am more of a Trekker) It's Jar-Jar. *shudder*

[Arathin]

What about something other than Jar-Jar about Star Wars?

[Shadowfax]

oh, for Valar's sake I was joking!

Sauron (to Frodo): Give in to the dark side...

Frodo: Noooooo!

[Gandalf_White]

Talking about Star Wars makes me have a good idea.

Saruman: "You must join me, Gandalf, and together we will destory the Dark Lord!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Aragorn: "Hey, Legolas, how do you like my haircut?"

[Muffinly]

Barliman Butterbur- Would you like lembas with that?

[Arathin]

Aragorn standing working as a cashier at Price Chopper.

(sorry big headache, and I had work today, guess what i do. the thought of Aragorn in one of them nasty blue aprons was very amusing though.)

[Shadowfax]

I actually had a dream about LotR characters in my workplace (Burger King) Imagine them all in those silly hats. Gandalf was the manager. It was craziness.

[Arathin]

Well that is very, very amusing. I can't picture that at all.... Oh wait.... yes i can... *giggle uncontrollably*