Breakups and Matchups

[HLGStrider]

With all the people trying to gain RPG spouses, I think we should bring up the idea of RPG breakups.

I mean if everyone scrambles into quick marriages, they might want out, and if they can just say "I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee" things will get very confusing.

This is my suggestion:

1. Breakups should be avoided at all cost.
2. The first person who posts that they want to end their relationship must have his/her RPG character killed in the next RPG so that we don't have divorcees, justs widows and widowers.
3. That person must come back as his/her own son or daughter.

Any thoughts?

[Glory]

well I think you are right but I really doubt about getting married hehehehe!! :p

[Ecthelion]

I would like to TRY and find someone to be Queen of The Lonely Mountain. So if anyone would like to be the queen of The Lonely Mountain and marry me pm me. About breaking up I think you should only die in the RPG your in at the time instead of changing your name.

[arisen pheonix]

good idea but i think that under some situations such as your rpg spouse suddenly turns evil and is trying to subvert you that a break up should be allowed

[HLGStrider]

Yes... that is an all too common problem. In that case maybe you should be allowed to kill that person :D

[UngattTrunn475]

Marraige? That's a weird idea. I think Ungatt likes it being single.:cool:

[Dain Ironfoot]

Stilllll Single!!!

[HLGStrider]

such a shame... ;)

[EverEve]

lol!!! i think most people posting on this thread are single....but maybe its just me who thinks that.

[HLGStrider]

That depends on whether you mean single in the RPG or single in the books. For instance, a lot of characters list themselves as married to a book character in their profile (Commonly Legolas :rolleyes: ) but I don't think they have an actually RPG Legolas in mind.

[AlellaGreenleaf]

I agree;)

[HLGStrider]

I don't think any of this will ever get official rule status...

[Snaga]

orcs don't do marriage!

[Goldberry344]

well, I guess the only ppl who have time to think of such things are the "single" ones.

[HLGStrider]

TRUE...

[Kyrè]

i gotta stay single... being a warrior princess does not mean i sit on my butt all day and watch tv... i am on a roll... i love do the 'dot , dot, dot'... i am starting to scare myself...

[Goldberry344]

thats not totally true. you just have to find a guy who likes you for you, and for being a warrior person! a guy who will fight with you, not for you. hehe, good luck, and tell me if he has friends like him!

[arisen pheonix]

not necissarily im engaged and have absolutely no intention of breaking up and i honestly havent realy seen any married people

[Goldberry344]

Arathin and Elessar are married....

[HLGStrider]

I think there were at least two other couples... Tar and Dengen and Ciryher and someone... or something like that...

[EverEve]

its Cir and Kem, btw.

[HLGStrider]

Good... thanks...

Now that we have some newly weds, we matchup peoples are feeling pretty good about ourselves...

[Tar-Ancalime]

whatz wrong with being married? I enjoy my married life!

[Eomer Dinmention]

Yes being married is a great thing.

I know that one day i will find the love of my life, who will be the girl of my dreams:
Smart,
Caring
Beautiful
Kind
Not Up herself
and all of that other things you like in a person.

And then when you get married you know that they will never leave you.
And maybe have children with her or him.

And so on you lived happily ever after

[Tar-Ancalime]

I dunno what dengen wanted but...he got an awful lot.

[Eomer Dinmention]

lol hahahah

Oh Tar sometimes you can be so funny lol

[Tar-Ancalime]

yeah, but no...I still don't know what he saw in me.

[HLGStrider]

Well, when I find my perfect man, RPG or otherwise, I will be sure to hold on to him... As my grandma told my grandpa, "I can see myself as a widow but not a divorcee..." in other words... "Try to leave me, get shot..."

[Mormegil]

*COUGH**COUGH*
Hello. Perfect RPG match stood right here!

[Tar-Ancalime]

Eglee, intersting opinion.

[Eomer Dinmention]

No matter what, when your in love never let that special person go.
Keep on fighting and fighting to get that person, never give up because as they say "Love Conquers all"

[Goldberry344]

:sigh: all this talk of love, how sweet, my eyes are beginning to water

[korhall]

i must admit that they were right about being married to your true love. it makes even the worst times better because as they say "misery loves company" and there is no better company than curling up with your love, under a blaket and letting the world just pass on by. that is the best way to cure the blues. and beleive me it helps, being with a person who will love you always makes everything better.

[HLGStrider]

Yep... and the boy I like in real life is slipping away... weep weep moan... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa boo hoo and all that... In RPG's I'm doing fine... but I think I made Mormegil a little nervous with the thing about shooting...

[Goldberry344]

Smile, elgee, your cats love you.... :) :) :)

[Tarien]

I dunno. If you married someone kind of adventurous, you could stay on the move. Which, come to think of it, would be cool. But I'm having guy problems. Been around since, well, ever, and haven't found the right guy.

[Tar-Ancalime]

you don't have to worry about that Tarien! One day you'll find him...Like I found Dengen, I would never leave him, ever!

[Goldberry344]

lol... :some enchanted evening, you will see a stranger from accros a crowded rooommmmm:

[korhall]

and be so scared you scream and run away. kidding

but that happened to me and pheonix and well, i'm married to the perfect woman. so that can happen. and you thought it only happened in bad movies, pisha

[Tar-Ancalime]

me and dengen used to hate eachother (while I was under another name). Than one day he called me fair maiden (and went on to add titles like elixer of life and so on and so forth.)

[arisen pheonix]

since there arent realy that many marriages i dont see why you guys are all worried

[HLGStrider]

I'm not worried... I just thought it might as well be addressed.

[Goldberry344]

:confused: what are we worried about??

[EverEve]

I was wondering that too....

[Tar-Ancalime]

I dunno there's kem and cir, ARathin and Elessar, me and dengen, Korhall and ARisen pheonix, and soon to be valar and Elbereth.

[HLGStrider]

Well, I'm sure everyone else who wants someone else will find someone else... okay?

[Tar-Ancalime]

we have that established???

[Goldberry344]

er, well, everyone is looking for someone if they havent found them yet??

[Tar-Ancalime]

uggggggggggggggghhhh!

[HLGStrider]

Well, what are you worried about? You've already got someone! This is worse than when you attacked me over that stupid omelette that I wanted without cheese...... geez.......

[Tar-Ancalime]

I got up to make those...no special ordrers and here you are saying no cheese...Grrrrrr!

[HLGStrider]

He he he he he he he he he :D

[Aredhel]

In these RPG's I always thought that I(Aredhel) would remain single, living a nice, happy life at Rivendell. But...it is getting kind of lonely*sniff*

[Mormegil]

I think we might have found a match for Dain.:)

[Aredhel]

Who?

[Tar-Ancalime]

who? how tolerant

[HLGStrider]

Actually, I think Dain is sweet, and if he liked my cats and Mormegil wasn't so much sweeter, I would've chosen him for my match. Mormegil seems right for me, however. Still, I think Dain's girl will be a lucky one... just not as lucky as me.... :D ;)

[Mormegil]

YAY I'm sweet!!
:D :D :D :D :D

[Aredhel]

I don't really know Dain that much, although we were in an RPG together.

[Tar-Ancalime]

he tried to take a bath with me...A married woman!(Dain)

[EverEve]

Well, what else would you expect from him?:D

[Tar-Ancalime]

That was very insulting...than everyone who was in my guild left because of him

[Valar]

"Ain't love great!"

[Goldberry344]

well, depends on the love. theres the song tainted love....i have it stuck in my head. my friend was singing it like all day today.

[HLGStrider]

Yes, very sad... Dain, you really should control yourself...

[Aredhel]

I remember that Tar. It was in the Rivendell RPG. We still shouldn't talk about him like that when he's not here. Which place does he govern anyway?

[HLGStrider]

I thought it was the Iron Hills.. or was that Nain?

[Aredhel]

I think Nain governs that. Dain might be governing the Lonely Mountain.

[HLGStrider]

Doesn't Nain have a lonely tower or something like that? That's why I thought he had the mountain... urg...

[Mormegil]

Dain is the King of the Khazad Kingdoms, which includes The White Mountains, The Grey Mountains, Gabil-Dum, The Iron Hills, and The Lonely Mountain.

[Aredhel]

Yeah...I think I remember seeing something about that before on the forum.

[EverEve]

I am the Govenor of Iron Hills!!!!!! Nain: The Lonely Mountain...

that was in case any body cares......which I doubt they do

[HLGStrider]

We care... of course we care...

[Kyrè]

Hey!! New Matchup!!


Anira(my mom) and Beleg (my dad)!!

I am exited!!

[Elfarmari]

this is just a random comment from someone not involved in this discussion, but maybe being a hired assasin (as Dain is) doesn't make you very appealing.:D I don't know why, but the thought of being married to someone who murders people for a living might be disturbing to some people. ;) :D

[Tarien]

I haven't found anyone. RPGs are no fun alone. (Actually they are). But no one even asks me. Oh dear. Now I'm sounding like that stupid ring diary (no offense).

Someone please note my attempt at humor. It's late, and my tired brain can't think very well.

[Aredhel]

I agree with Tarien. Actually, I wouldnt mind being married to somebody who kills people for a living. Talk about living dangerously. Unless they were, of course, my friends.

[HLGStrider]

I know what you mean... Bad thing is when they don't know they are your friends until afterwards... when it's a bit too late.