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daisy
03-10-2002, 04:47 AM
If you could choose a character in LOTR for a possible 'spin-off series', who would you choose?:)
Landroval
03-10-2002, 05:38 AM
Spin-offs that should have been...

The Adventures of Norm and Cliff

The Adventures of Kramer and Newman

The Adventures of Merry and Pippen...
daisy
03-10-2002, 05:45 AM
So Landroval, I see you voted for Middle Earth's sweetheart, rose Gamgee - I meant Jr. - any thoughts as to how that would play out? I personally have to go with the Ents...:p
Bucky
03-10-2002, 05:56 AM
I only saw Seinfeld twice, so I didn't vote.

And both times, it was the famous 'How long can you go without', oh, you know.....

BTW, Gandalf won the ME version at 2020 years.
daisy
03-10-2002, 06:00 AM
Well Cookie, you don't have to have seen Seinfeld to vote on the poll - and how do we know Gandalf wasn't gettin' it on at some point - is he not allowed because he is so you know, powerful and monk-like?
And the episode of which you speak is I believe entitled, " Master of My Domain' or something...
Landroval
03-10-2002, 06:02 AM
Actually, Daisy, I didn't vote. Completely forgot. But now that I think of it, I don't see my choice in the list.
daisy
03-10-2002, 06:07 AM
what is your choice and I will add it!!!I am desperate for voters - kind-of like Mugabe's opponent - bad tyrant-fixed election humour...:rolleyes:
Bucky
03-10-2002, 06:10 AM
Forget Seinfeld. How about the Honeymooners?
Who in Middle Earth is most like Ralph Kramden?

I vote for Thorin.

Alice?

Gotta be Eowyn.

How about Ed Norton?

Glorfindel.

That should get Harad up here fast......
Landroval
03-10-2002, 04:23 PM
My personal choice would be Legolas and Gimli. They could wander ME showing each other the glories of their respective cultures, trying to outdo each other in dispatching orcs, etc. Imagine the possibilities...
Eonwe
03-11-2002, 02:17 AM
Bombadil would have a great kids show.

Bombadil and his side-kick Farmer Maggot.

Farmer Maggot: "OK Tom how about we ask the question of the day?"

Bombadil: like he's woken out of a dream "Who am I? Haven't you guessed yet?" laughter soundtrack


Of course the best show of all would be the Gaffer Gamgee fireside chats.
Prince Legolas
03-11-2002, 05:55 PM
I'm with Landroval, 'The adventures of Legolas and Gimli' as they travel Middle Earth together.
Arthur_Vandelay
03-06-2004, 09:36 PM
Well Cookie, you don't have to have seen Seinfeld to vote on the poll - and how do we know Gandalf wasn't gettin' it on at some point - is he not allowed because he is so you know, powerful and monk-like?
And the episode of which you speak is I believe entitled, " Master of My Domain' or something...

Ahem . . . it's called "The Contest."

What is the deal with Barrow-wights?
Inderjit S
05-04-2004, 03:48 PM
Glorfindel: On How to Seduce Vanyarin Bachelorettes
Inderjit S
05-05-2004, 04:24 PM
You seem to know a little to much about this perfidious little art, Nom.