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Goldberry344
03-13-2002, 10:43 PM
I was wondering what kind of a childhood Sauron had. He was pretty messed up. Or maybe he was a good kid who rebeled in his youth. what do you guys think?? just wondering
Courtney
03-13-2002, 10:49 PM
i'm pretty sure sauron was one of the Maier (or whatever they are...) so i don't think he would have had a childhood. Maybe that is why he is so bitter.:rolleyes:
Goldberry344
03-14-2002, 02:20 AM
ok, but lets say he did have a childhood. or if he didnt how did he come around??
Lillyaundra
03-14-2002, 02:59 AM
He was probibaly bullied. :(
UngattTrunn475
03-14-2002, 03:43 AM
It was probably that one wedgie that did it...
Eonwe
03-14-2002, 05:36 AM
he used to burn ants with a magnifying glass
Lillyaundra
03-14-2002, 05:40 AM
Now he burn orcs under a volcanoe.....what happened to the inocent boy????
Andquellewen
03-16-2002, 02:40 AM
... they must not of loved him, spoiled him, or even bought him that one super cool action figure that everybody had but him.
poor Sauron :(
Elbereth
03-16-2002, 05:06 AM
Melkor really was Sauron's only father figure...so it is understandable why the guy is so messed up. Melkor was one twisted little cookie!!!:D
Gothmog
03-16-2002, 12:15 PM
Sauron had another Father Figure, Aule! However, he was probably too busy playing with his Dwarves to care.
LadyGaladriel
03-16-2002, 12:54 PM
ahh the poor kid must still need loadsa therpy to control his inner rage and childhood traumas
Kelkorian
03-16-2002, 03:12 PM
My money's on a billy-goat biting off his two, erm, Palantir's when he was a child. I know if that would happen to me I sure would be kinda twisted ;)
Gary Gamgee
03-18-2002, 11:26 PM
heehee

he was severely bullied at school 'hey one eye you stink go have an eye bath'
jks13
03-18-2002, 11:31 PM
He did'nt get the new barbie doll that he wanted soooooo badly so he vowed to destroy middle earth
heheheh:D
Kit Baggins
03-19-2002, 01:56 PM
This thread is getting disturbing :eek: .

~Kit :p
Goldberry344
03-22-2002, 01:04 AM
maybe he was originally a...er....pile of muck and then he took form and... i dont know. i like the barbie doll i dea.
I.am.Smeagol
03-22-2002, 03:40 AM
*Giggles* Sauron was the over talented geeky kid that got picked on until he snapped. *Pats* Sauron. Poor dude. ^_~
Goldberry344
03-30-2002, 04:16 AM
betcha his dog ran away.
Rohansangel
03-30-2002, 04:22 AM
If Sauron did have a childhood he was probably bullied. Or, he was a bully. Maybe both.

I can imagine his mother: "Honestly, he's not a bad boy!"

LoL... It's hard to imagine Sauron as a child tho, he must have been pretty wretched.

"And that's all I have to say about that"

~The Angel of Rohan
Beorn
03-30-2002, 05:19 AM
Meet Sauron, when he was 18 years old....

Looks a lot like Bill Gates, huh?

Disclaimer: This is not a personal attack directed at Sauron or Bill Gates.
Adrastea
03-30-2002, 07:08 AM
LOL!!!
Who is that Beorn???


I hope Bill Gates doesn't turn in to another Sauron
Rohansangel
03-30-2002, 03:30 PM
Scary thought, but I can imagine Bill Gates as Sauron ... they're probably long-lost cousins or something! LoL!

~The Angel of Rohan
I.am.Smeagol
03-30-2002, 04:24 PM
LOL! It all makes sense now.... Sauron IS Bill Gates. Muahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Since he couldnt take over Middle Earth, he decided to take over the Comp industry! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Dont mind me.
Rohansangel
03-30-2002, 08:33 PM
Lmao!!

"And that's all I have to say about that"
Goldberry344
03-31-2002, 05:11 AM
hey, i get it now...

Sauron was a normal kid in the beginning. he discovered the art of constructing computers, and made many. then the elves also discovered this precise art. they made 3 computers far better and more beautiful than Sauron could dream of. he sulked away to Mordor and worked on his creations. he made 9 pcs for the kings of men, and 7 for the dwarf lords, but he made one all powerful Ruling PC for himself. the dwarvs and men were unaware that their hard drives were directly linked to Sauron's master computer.
Around the monoter of Sauron's computer was writ~
One PC to rule them all, one PC to find them.
One PC to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them.
In the hard drive of Mordor, where the PCs lie.

when Sauron was destroyed, this Master PC fell into the hands of Isildur. you can imagine how silly he looked riding around on his horse with this pc in front of him. but he did it. then he was killed.

The Computer lay in silence until it was found by Deagol, the silly little stoor, and then Deagol was killed by Smeagol, another silly stoor. the computer gave to Smeagol (gollum) unnatural long live, and for 500 years, it lay under the Misty Mountains, giving Gollum pleasure, cause he could surf the web and go to Pervy Hobbit Fancier's meetings in secret.

ok, i am quite done
Talierin
03-31-2002, 05:21 AM
Ah ha! I knew it! Elves created the mac! :D
Beorn
03-31-2002, 06:41 AM
Very funny Tal, but she's talking about Unix based systems!

Actually, it was written:
One disk to rule them all
One disk to bind them
One disk to hold the files
And in the darkness grind 'em."
Talierin
03-31-2002, 08:56 PM
:p Mac OS X is Unix-based..........
Goldberry344
04-01-2002, 12:57 AM
erm, im afraid i dont get it. then again, i dont get computers. oh well.
Rohansangel
04-01-2002, 01:14 AM
I think Sauron/Bill Gates was the maker of my computer. It is so slow. And evil. I think it has possessed me.

~The Angel of Rohan
Goldberry344
04-01-2002, 01:19 AM
I think my computer may have been one of the 9 made for the Kings of Men, it is stupid and addicting.