Buddy Baggins Clubhouse

[Buddy Baggins]

Buddy found an empty field near the Shire and got a cart of wood and other materials pulled by his horse and started to build a small house.
He built it in a few days while camping in a tent outside.
He painted a big sign saying:
BUDDY BAGGINS'S CLUBHOUSE
COME IN!!!!
ALL WELCOME!

He built some furniture and a bar and sat in an armcahir he brought.
He had built a fireplace and he lit a fire.
"Aaaaaaah! Come in people, all welcome!
Come in for a drink and a chat!
Hmmm........
Who wants to talk RPG?


He waited.

[tookish-girl]

He's probably going to be waiting for a long time!

A young tookish-girl comes in and sticks her head round the door, and finds no one there......
Shame, she was feeling very hungry.

[Elbereth]

Walking through the Shire on the ancient East-West road to Bree...Elbereth notices a new hobbit hut sitting off the side of the road, and reads sign.

"All Welcome, huh...How nice!!! I wonder if the owner has a good menu...I'm famished after my long trip from Valinor"

Peaking her head inside, she recognizes Tookish-girl, and gives her a warm greeting.

"Tookish, who is Buddy Baggins? I haven't met him yet. I want to thank him for his kind hospitality."

[Buddy Baggins]

Buddy falls out of his armchair.
"Oh! Sorry!!! Didin't notice you!"
Buddy rann to a cupboard and started bustling about more cupboards.
He made a tray of tea and scones and put it on a coffee table.
"There we are! How are you?" Buddy sat in his armchair.

[tookish-girl]

"Thankyou Buddy, it's so nice and warm in here!"

Tookish sits herself down and helps herself to a scone or several. Looks at the fire and smiles at Buddy.

"I don't think we've met before, allow me to introduce myself, My full name is Primrose-Dimples Took, but everyone around here just calls me the tookish-girl! It's nice to see Elbereth again, I haven't seen her around for a while, she must have been journeying afar."

Helps herself to another scone.

"You know, you should be careful with these, you'll have half the Shire here when they find out about these scones! I am thankful for them, I've been on my feet for quite a long time, you see I've just come back from a party and I'm glad for the rest!"

[Kit Baggins]

"Scones?!" shouts a voice, as another hobbit rushes in. "Who has scones?!?" Kit swipes the last scone before tookish-girl gets there :p .

[Buddy Baggins]

Buddy sipped his tea and saw that were no scones left.
he looked up.
"KIT!" he set down his tea nad shook Kit's hand and patted him on the back.
"Sit down! Sit down!"
He pulled out a small armcahir for Kit.
He went to the small kitchen and refilled the tray with tea, scones and cakes.
Buddy set it down on the table.
"Kit, Primrose, where do you live? I'm from Buckland, ButterBread Hill. I would have made this in my house but my mother, brother and sisters live there!" He chuckled as he took a pipe and some tobacco from a shelf and sat down and lit it.
"Elbereth, what brings you to the Shire? Your an elf!"

[My_Precious]

MyPrecious looks in. "Hello? Anybody there?"
She walks in, and notices she interrupted the conversation. "Woops! Sorry for interrupting!"
:)

[Elbereth]

Elbereth looks at door smiles and motions for My_Precious to come in and then turns to Buddy.

"Indeed no, I am not an elf. I'm a Valier. I only take on elf shape in Middle Earth. I have come to visit the people and places that I have heard so much about. I am also here as a representative of Valinor, and as such, I am here to assist the peoples of this land in hopes of bringing peace and beauty back to Middle Earth."

Elbereth then takes a bite of the scone that she had grabbed earlier. "Mmmm...my compliments to the chef...Buddy these are very delicious! I must say, Hobbits are the best cooks."

[Buddy Baggins]

Buddy blushed and sipped his tea.
"I am grateful Elbereth..." He then invited My_Precios to sit down.

[My_Precious]

My_Precious smiles, sits down, and askes everybody how they've been doing...:)

[tookish-girl]

Well, the tookish-girl replies that she is very well, with her mouth full of scones and tea. And mumbles her greeting to My_precious.

She is wondering what brought Buddy to the Shire and start up this little clubhouse venture.

[legoman]

Along wanders a chap known as legoman who has heard of the comotion and stunning intake of scones. He thought he should pop by.
Legoman is unsure for now wether he is a vampire or not, so he waits at the door just in case, until hopefully he is asked to enter the premises.

[tookish-girl]

"Come on in!" Shouts the tookish-girl, hoping that she is not been rude by invting a strange creature into someone else's house. She thinks Buddy won't mind, he seems the jovial hobbity sort.

"Have a scone?"

[legoman]

Looking down Legoman notices his foot had already passed the threshold so he wasnt a vampire afterall. this pleased some of the creatures inside and they uncovered their necks again.

'Hello all,' said legoman, 'whats all the fuss, hmmm, can I thanks, hmmm, these are nice'

[Gary Gamgee]

Gamgee sneaks quietly up to window and tries to hear what everyone's saying, he's been very curious about this little clubhouse since he saw it being built a few days back.

[YayGollum]

Truor Tupnm walks in (sticking to my RPG name) and sits with the Gollum Fans. "Thought I'd take a load off after all those battles with Gollumites!"

[My_Precious]

My_Precious sees Truor Tupnm, and, still, not being able to pronounce his name (:p ) waves to him.
She also notices Gary Gamgee, and, smiling, waves to him also.

[YayGollum]

True-or-Tuh-Pin-Em! Okay? Aren't we supposed to be talking about RPG's? I'm ready.

[My_Precious]

No, we are drinking tea with something tasty..., True-or-Tuh-Pin... erm... ah - em!:D

[YayGollum]

I'm down with that. Yo! Bartender! Oh, host, I mean. Whatever. I'll take some fish!

My Precious, you don't have to say it that way. Argh! Just Truor.

[Maedhros]

Maedhros, noldorian prince comes from a very long journey and notices a beatiful "strange" land. As he comes closer, he notices a small house. He's very tired from his journey and wonders if he would be welcomed in this place.:)
Hoping for the best, he knocks the door and....:)

[My_Precious]

My_Precious tells Truor that she likes fish sometimes, that depends on the type of fish....

[legoman]

LEgoman much preferes scones himself

[tookish-girl]

So does the tookish-girl, who has spent most of this time trying to find out the recipe from Buddy in the corner.

[legoman]

Yes buddy is very quiet isn't he, kind of a shy hobbit.

[YayGollum]

Truor hopes this place has some hard drinks around and not just scones and stuff. "Yo! Bartender! Where you at? I'm hungry for fish! Got any?"

[tookish-girl]

Tookish notices that the corner she's in has a drink's cabinet nearby.

"Hey YayGollum! Fancy some fish flavoured vodka shooters?"

[Kit Baggins]

Kit leans quietly out of the window, and very carefully pours a cup of cold tea over Gamgee.

[YayGollum]

"Sure. Why not? Looks like I'm not getting served, so I'll do it myself! Kit, what did you do that to him for?" (Yes, I realize that some people can't get on the computers all the time, that's just my character. sorry.)

[Kit Baggins]

Kit laughs sheepishly.
"I dunno. He was just lurking outside." Kit leans out of the window. "Sorry about that." he says to Gamgee. "Did you want to come in?"

[Gary Gamgee]

Gary wakes up suddenly after falling asleep on the pansies and says 'i'm covered in tea' looks up at window 'what?'

[Gary Gamgee]

Gary doesnt hear and falls fast into sleep, yess another sleep, Gary is fond of sleep and wakes up when...*its got nothing to do my computer crashing all the time*

[baraka]

Hey Buddy Baggins, my friend Maedhros knocked at your door, but you didn't answer him. What kind of a host are you?:(

[Elbereth]

"Baraka, when did you get here? Anyway, I think Buddy fell asleep like Gary. I think that hobbit accidentally put a sedative in the tea. Luckily I had the Jasmine tea, instead of the the English Breakfast tea that the two hobbits are so fond of. Hey Maedhros, don't just stand there come in and join us! That is unless you are a vampire. "

:D

[My_Precious]

How have you been, my friends? Did I already ask it? Whoops, sorry. I think I drank that tea also...:p

[legoman]

Hmmm, that tea was good, I suggest we all get another cup...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

*Legoman goes quiet all of a sudden*
*except for quiet snoring*

[tookish-girl]

Tookish is merrily sitting in the corner, enjoying the fact that no one noticed she put the fish-flavoured vodka shooters in the teapot.

She helps herself to the rest of the scones.:D

[Kit Baggins]

Kit pours himself another cup of tea, and pulls a disgusted face.
"This tea," he says accusingly, "tastes like fishy vodka." He looks at tookish, who gives him a big innocent smile.

[My_Precious]

Fishy vodka? Yikes! :eek:
My_Precious wakes up, lookes around amazed...-
-- Where am I?
Oh, hello!
She notices that there are no scones left, and eyes suspiciously Tookish-Girl...
:)

[tookish-girl]

Tookish: :D

Me? What? Me?

[YayGollum]

"Never thought I'd find some fishy vodka with a hobbit! I'm about to leave if all these people just keeping on sleeping all over the place!"

[Legolam]

Legolam suddenly realises that there is alcohol on offer in Buddy Baggins' clubhouse. She knocks on the door and waits to be invited in.

[legoman]

*snore* 'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'

[Legolam]

Please let me in, I'm dying for a drink. Have you not read my Interests!

[legoman]

*wakes up*
dude its like totally free antry man, and theres like some sort of cooooool tea drink, its smelling a bit funny now, but boy that stuffs strong if you know what I mean... yeah thats right he used too many teabags.

[ReadWryt]

*Buddy Baggins gets slapped silly in public for apparently being incapable of reading the clearly posted rules for Signature Size, making him wish he had set his account up to recieve Private Messages in the first place so that it never would have happened in front of everyone*...

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Hobits! Lots of 'em! Yay!

[Gary Gamgee]

gary wakes up again 'wow that tea is strong and i didnt even drink any' he gets up and suddenly remembers he left the oven on. 'aahh' he runs at full speed to bagshot row and dives in his hole. He finds Bagcrumble his pet duck sat by fire reading a news paper 'i know why your looking so flustered, lucky i was here, it's all right i turned the oven off and just time mind. The little cakes you made are all on side they should be quite cool by now., why don't you take them down to your friends now' Gary is amazed ' i dont know what i'd do without you Baggie, i just change out of this tea soaked t shirt ha, and have a wash. Which he does at alarming speed.. He picks up a tray of the special muffins and makes his way to leave. 'why dont you come with me Baggie' 'maybe later i'll finish the business section and have a think about it' replies baggie. 'ok then bye'.

Gary arrives back at the clubhouse and shouts through the window 'Hi everyone I've made some delicouse muffins to go with that tea, but i promise they have no fish in'

[Kit Baggins]

Kit gives Gary a very funny look.
"Why does your duck read the newspaper?" Kit asks fianlly, as he takes a muffin.

[Gary Gamgee]

'I think he likes keep up to date on current affairs but you could ask him yourself cause he may join us later, enjoy your muffin' Gary walks away puts the tray of special muffins down the table and quietly tuts.

[YayGollum]

*Truor takes a muffin* "Yeah, their okay, even if they don't taste like fish. I'll take the comics as soon as they get here!" :cool:

[Elbereth]

"Gary, I hope you don't mind me asking...But what is the ingredient that makes your muffins *Special*?"

;)

[Gary Gamgee]

'no i dont mind you asking'

[Elbereth]

Elbereth's eyes gets big and she sits at the end of her chair in anticipation, awaiting to hear Gary's "special" ingredient for his muffins.

But Gary just sits grinning at Elbereth...and she then realizes that he isn't going to tell her the ingredient...:rolleyes: Rolling her eyes, Elbereth turns her attention to the conversation of the group.

[YayGollum]

*Truor runs into the back rooms and finds many barrels of beer* "Hey, dudes, drinks are on the house! Unless the real Buddy dude comes back!"

[Gary Gamgee]

yes crack open the barrel it looks like he aint coming back. here have another muffin.

[Elbereth]

"Where the heck is ole Buddy boy Baggins? That was kind of strange of him to up and leave like that. Oh, well....Hey Truor, what kind of beer is that?"

[menchu]

[Yay! I love eating with hobbit fellows at these RPGs. :D ]

Menchu grabs a few chocolate muffins and puts them into her big mouth. Then attempts to say "sternocleidomastoid". One hobbit laughs and she draws a moustache of chocolate to him/her.
-Now you won't reach me! Heehee!

[YayGollum]

"There is still the note from Bilbo saying that it's 'a stout beer from The Floating Log for my _____(I have no idea how he's related to Bilbo) Buddy Baggins." *takes a swig from a stein* "It's pretty good too!"

[Elbereth]

"Buddy is probably a cousin of Bilbo's...most of the hobbits of the Shire are cousins to each other in some degree or another. But since I am not a hobbit I couldn't tell you to what degree or by what relation they are related. Maybe one of our dear Hobbit friends can help us out?"

[Gary Gamgee]

When he moved to Hobbiton I personally had no idea who he was, my first thoughts where that he was v.strange, building this house then leaving everyone to run amok in it, i mean. I had word with Bagcrumble and he doesnt know who he is either.

Have a muffin

[YayGollum]

"Whoever he is, he needs to hurry up! I'm about to take this beer with me when I leave soon, because it's boring here!"

[baraka]

Hey Buddy, do you have a "cold" one?

[Elbereth]

"I hope Buddy is OK...he's been knocked out for a long time...I hope that sedative in the tea wasn't lethal." She nudges the sleeping Hobbit to check if he is still alive.

[YayGollum]

"Here, baraka." *slides him a "cold" one* "Whenever that Buddy dude ever does wake up, I don't think I'll be too sorry about eating him out of house and home. Look at this!" *opens a pantry full of the best hobbit snacks*

[baraka]

Thank you Yay. He goes over and takes a couple of snacks from Buddy's pantry. I will like to thank Buddy for his great generosity for strangers. Hmmmm. It appears your supplies are running low Buddy, where are you? :)

[Elbereth]

"Baraka, Buddy has slipped under the table...but he's out cold."

[Gary Gamgee]

Hey Yay are there any dry roasted peanuts in those hobbit snacks, fed up of muffins, no matter how special. And that beer does it come in pints?

[baraka]

Well, I told Buddy that if he had to many "cold" ones, he'd out cold. No matter, I will help myself to a pint of beer and I offer this one to my friend Maedhros.:)

[Maedhros]

I'll gladly accept your offering friend baraka. I'm weary of this confrontation with a certain dragon. I need rest and a place to heal my weariness, will i find it here.:)

[YayGollum]

Happy to act as bartender in Buddy's stead. Maedhros, you need a room? Down the hall, last door on the left should be good. I won't charge you since it's not my place. We'll try to be quiet for you. :rolleyes:

[Maedhros]

How can i resist such a kind and generous offer. I go to the room and take a nap.:eek:
Thanks Yay.

[YayGollum]

"Oh, sorry Gary! We got some peanuts back here. You can check it out. Tell me if you see any fish. I'm not counting on it, though."

[Gary Gamgee]

no worries Yay thank you these peanuts are going down well with this excellent beer. if any fish do turn up then i'm afraid if baggie comes you may have to share or he wont speak to me.

[Elbereth]

"Speaking of fish...I kind of have a craving for some sushi. Who would like to go with me to the river to fish up some dinner?"

[YayGollum]

"Ooo! Me! I would! Hope my bear form won't scare you! :D "
OOC: Sorry guys. As the acting bartender, I have to say that I'm sorry I forgot to remember this place.

[Elbereth]

"Cool Yay! And don't worry, I like bears...they are good fishers. But just save some fish for the sushi...And while Yay and I are gone...can someone steam the sushi rice...I want to make some kick a** maki rolls."

[YayGollum]

"Of course I won't eat them all! Yay sushi!"
OOC: You know what's so evil? I saw that Buddy Baggins dude at his trip around ME RPG and he didn't come here! It's crazy! I think he forgot about us!

[Buddy Baggins]

OOC: Sorry I didn't know where it was moved to! It used to be in Bag End, I posted here yesterday and it didn't seem to come up, the post was really long so I'll shorten out now!

Buddy woke up and found himself on the floor, he then jumped up onto the rafters in fright and looked down at everyone.
"What are oyu doing eating all my food!??"
He jumped back down and told everyone to get away from the kitchen.
Tim Proudfoot laughed.
He was behind the window watching them.
A while back he slipped sleeping herebs into Buddy's tea.
Buddy ran over to the window and pulled a hobbit on to the floor.
"IT WAS YOU!!!!!! YOUR A DISRESPECTFUL FOOL!!!!! YOU PUT ME ASLEEP!!!!
YOU HUMILIATED ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!"
"Stop moning you ol' prune." Tim got up and took a scone from Primrose.
Buddy picked him up and threw him out the door.
"DON'T COME BACK YOU BRAT!!!"
He slammed the door.
Buddy sat down in his armcahir and took a breather.
The cup he had was empty with some weeds at the bottom of it.
He threw it out the window.
"Help yourselves people!"



PS YayGollum?
It was not evil!!! It was an accident!

[YayGollum]

Okay, no offense. Didn't know. But now that you're back...
"Hey, Buddy! We've got some elf sleeping in one of your rooms, we've got almost all your beer drunk, and not all of your food yet. We didn't find that too long ago. Also, if you ever need a bartender, I already know my way around here pretty well. Nice to have you back!"

[Gary Gamgee]

Gary sheepishly goes up to Buddy, 'hey Buddy glad your awake, we've ALL (looks around the room) been missing you. Here have a muffin, my pet duck, Bagcrumble, helped me make them.' Gary turns to Yay 'Yay why dont me and you go down the local offy and get some beer' nudges Yay.

[YayGollum]

"Ummm...local offy? Whatever that is! Sounds okay. Sure, let's go get some more beer to replace Buddy's with."

[Gary Gamgee]

Yay and Gary set off to the off-licence. 'inna-beet' says Gary as he waves to everyone. Yay gives Gary a sideway glance as if to say 'what on earth did you just say?'

[YayGollum]

"That's right! I have no idea what you're saying, but oh well! It was crowded in there. What's with you and that duck all the time?"

[Gary Gamgee]

Ah Yay Bagcrumble is the most extrordinary duck i have ever met. He is descended from the great Geese of the First Age and you can still see it in him. I hope you get to meet him, i'm sure you will. There is nothing he doesn't know, a fountain of knowledge he is. His full name is Boggot Bagcrumble, but he prefers just to be called Bagcrumble and as a term of endeerment, baggie. But he hates being called boggie and NEVER call him boggie baggie. ah here we are, how much money you got? damn we should have done a money pool never mind i've got my masterringcard.

[YayGollum]

"What, did Buddy advertize those to you? Got it. Don't call the duck boggie baggie. Wasn't even thinking of doing that. Would he hate it if I said duck?" *arrive at whatever place Gary was trying to say* "Okay, so we're getting the best beer here. Anything else? I have to get back and be ready to go fishing!"

[Gary Gamgee]

Just a few snacks. You can call him a duck but I wouldn't advise just duck, slightly rude. Right you carry this barrel and these bar snacks and i'll the other barrel and the peanuts. actually it would be better if we rolled the barrels.

[YayGollum]

*tries to hold all the stuff, then lets it fall* "Ummm...yeah. Let's roll them. Got it. Don't call him duck." *just to pass the time* "So, Gary, where do find these magical talking ducks?"

[Gary Gamgee]

'I didnt he found me' gives Yay a rather bemused look.

[YayGollum]

"Oh, okay. So, I'm guessing you don't eat duck?" *grins evilly* "Oh look, we're back." *bangs open the door* "'Sup dudes? Got more snacks and beer!"

[Gary Gamgee]

you eat duck:eek: !

[YayGollum]

"Of course! I'll have you know that I am the best cook among the Beornings! Doesn't say much for Beornings, but I make some good duck dishes! Anyway, probably not the best thing to talk about when he could be anywhere, right?"

[Elbereth]

"Well, seeing that Yay is gone...I guess I'll make the sushi rice now, and wait till he returns to get the fish."

*Then Elbereth remembers that she is a Valier...and calls on her friend Orome to summon the fish and seaweed to her. The fish and seaweed arrive simultaneously...and she begins to roll the sushi rolls.*

"I hope you guys are hungry because these are really good!"
Then whipping out her chop sticks...she dips the maki roll in soy sauce and stuffs the roll in her mouth. "MMMmmmmmm. Yummy!" :p

[YayGollum]

"Hello! I was back! I said, oh look, we're back and I banged open the door! oh well. I'll go catch fish next time. Ooooo! Sushi!"

[Elbereth]

"Hey Yay! I'm sorry I didn't notice you...I guess I was so hungry I didn't notice...Have some sushi!"

*Hands him a platter of tekka maki (tuna roll) and sushimi (raw fish over seasoned rice)."

[YayGollum]

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY sushi!" *grabs the platter and starts chowing down* "Oh, thank you so much! Yay, sushi!"

[Gary Gamgee]

'I've never had sushi, can i try a piece? i love fried seaweed though.' Gary gingerly takes a bit of sushi and turns to Yay 'there's no duck in this is there?'

[YayGollum]

"Mmmmm......very good! Try some! Of course there's no duck in it! Yay, Elbereth!"

[Gary Gamgee]

'okay I'll try some...' then in a very Cate Blanchett playing Galadriel voice*except deep and manly* he says 'but only if Elbereth tries a special muffin'.

[YayGollum]

*Truor hides behind the counter at the voice (and the muffins)* "Sounds scary!"

[Gary Gamgee]

Gary replies in the same voice 'only those who are not true in spleen need fear these muffins, come out truor as you have already had one...' 'oh i'm bored of that voice now it takes some bloody work i'll tell you, i really fancy a cup of tea, does that go well with sushi?'

[YayGollum]

"Of course tea goes well with sushi! And there won't be anything in it this time!"

[Gary Gamgee]

All of a sudden a duck apears at the door 'I'm looking for Gary Gamgee' Gary stands up 'Baggie you've come horray let me introduce you, hey everyone this is Boggot Bagcrumble my duck please be nice and say hello, truor over here has got some raw fish which i'm sure you'd love' Bagcrumble turns to Truor 'ah another fish lover i see very pleased to meet you'

[YayGollum]

*Truor is taken aback a little by the talking duck, but remembers what he's not supposed to call it and hands it a sushi roll* "There you go, ummm....Baggie. Yeah. I love fish too." *runs to see if the tea is ready*

[Gary Gamgee]

Bagcrumble turns to Gary ' that was nice of him but why did he run away so fast' 'I think they are not sure of talking ducks' replied Gary 'dont worry i think they'll come round'. Bagcrumble picks up a muffin 'why what other types of duck are there?'

[YayGollum]

"Sorry, dude. Never heard a duck speak our language. I'm used to having to quack with them to talk. Sorry. Creeped me out a little. Want some of this tea?"

[Gary Gamgee]

Bagcrumble 'oh yes please milk no sugar, thank you' Gary leans over and whispers in Truors ear 'dont mention the cooking unless it's to do with fish'

[Elbereth]

"Hey, Gary...now that you have your tea...have some sushi...I made you a California roll...it has artificial crab sticks, avacado, and cucumber wrapped in sushi rice. It's my specialty...and my favorite." *hands him the platter with the freshly rolled sushi.*

"Ok...let me try your muffins...I'm not afraid of them...even if they are poisonous! They're not... right." :confused:

[YayGollum]

"Woah! I didn't know that Middle Earth had advanced enought to have artificial crab! Let me have some! Elbereth, don't worry about the muffins, I don't feel weird yet!"

[Kit Baggins]

Kit turns an interesting shade of green.
"The muffins-" he gasps. "They-re- they're- trying to kill me!!" Then he grins. "Just kidding." Kit says innocently.

[Elbereth]

Elbereth giggles at Kit's joke...then looks down at her muffin in mock terror. Sniffs the muffin...and then takes a bite.

"Hmm...not bad...a little dry though...no offense Gary."

[Mrs. Baggins]

And a wee bit unexpectedly, a "Mrs. Baggins" rushes in. "Hello! how is everyone? I smelled that sushi a mile off! You know how we Baggines love our sushi. It's a family trait that was inherited from the Brandybuck side. I must have some. Is there any to spare?"

[Mrs. Baggins]

"Yes, I know I'm a wee bit late. You have no idea how difficult it is to run from Bywater (I was visiting a cousin.) But please, I must ahve some of that sushi, or maybe a muffin? I just love food!!!
Yes, well...... if you have any to spare that would be great. But wait a moment. What were you people talking about? Anything you'd like to share with me?" Mrs. Baggins

[Elbereth]

"Why hello Mrs. Baggins! Welcome...here is some sushi for you..."

Hands her a newly rolled spicy tuna roll.

"You wouldn't happen to be Buddy's mom by any chance?"

[YayGollum]

"Woah! I had no idea Bagginses liked sushi! Maybe Gollum and Bilbo weren't that different!"

[Mrs. Baggins]

"Don't worry, I'm not Buddy's mom. I'm Frodo's wife ;) (He's away on holiday.) And thank you for the sushi!! It was delicious:) Here is a thank you gift. It's just been eagle-flown in from the GAP of Rohan. I'm sorry it's not from the Banana Republic of Rohan, but they were all out."
And she hands Elbereth a new, finely sewn pocket hankerchief just in from the GAP of Rohan
"As for you Gary, I'm not sure I like your comment about my dear uncle-in-law Bilbo being similar to Golumn:eek: You must explain your comment before I decide if your worthy of this lovely pocket-watch from the Tiffiny's of Rohan."

[Mrs. Baggins]

Oops! I'm soo sorry! I thought the last message was from Gary, I apologize YayGollumn. It is you that are under consideration to claim my lovely pocket watch just flown in from the Tiffiny's of Rohan.

[YayGollum]

"Ummm...Oooo! Shiny! I was only saying that if both Bagginses and Gollum like sushi that they had something in common where I never thought they did before. No offense! Yikes! A hostile hobbit!"

[Gary Gamgee]

Gary and Bagcrumble have been sitting quitely each they're food and supping tea they're. 'Ahh that sushi was delicous thank you Elbereth' says Gary. 'yes it was very good indeed thank you' added Bagcrumble. 'As for you Kit scarying everyone like that tut:rolleyes: ' says Gary 'time for some of that beer and them there bar snacks yum'

[Mrs. Baggins]

"Yess I suppose you're right YayGollumn. I shall present you with the pocket watch, not that I think you fully deserve it, but what am I going to do with it? I already have five, and in assorted colors too."
She hands him the lovely pocket watch.
As she searches through her purse she discovers a yummy granola bar!!
"Ooh yess. I forgot about this granola bar. It somehow got mixed in with my packages from the Market of Rohan. It's sushi flavor!! Would anyone like it?
I must request that Gary explains himself. I didn't clearly understand his recent comment:("

[Maedhros]

Hey Buddy, do you have another cold one.
BTW thanks for the room, it was comfy.

[Buddy Baggins]

Buddy thrown Gary's muffin out the windwo.
He was suspicious of it.
He then looked at Maedhros.
"Who said you could stay in MY room???!!!!!" he grunted.
"Right forget it! I hope you made the bed!!!"
He seated Mrs. Baggins in a small wooden chair.
"Well Misses, I'm glad your not my wife!" he chuckled.
"Erm....NO Offense given!!!" he siad quickly.
He got a beer in the kitchen and sat down with it.
He stared at Bagcrumble.
Meanwhile, Tim Proudfoot and his small friend Bill Banks were at the door staring at through the keyhole.
They then snook up to the window.
Bill got a stuffed duck and threw it onto the mantelpiece.
They climbed onto the roof and looked down the chimney.

[YayGollum]

"I did deserve this watch! Yay! Now I can tell time! I'm sure this will come in handy in RPG's. :rolleyes: Maedhros, pay no attention to Buddy when he's mad at weirdos outside his clubhouse. Here's your beer."
OOC: Hey! Buddy is a Gollum Fan! Cool! Even though he's scary!

[Maedhros]

Thank you for your generosity Buddy.

[Elbereth]

"Well I don't know about you ...but I think it is about time for some dessert...Buddy, do you have any pastries! I could really go for something with chocolate chips."

[Kit Baggins]

Kit nudges Buddy.
"Did you know that Proudfoot lad's up on the roof?" Kit asks. He grins evilly at Buddy, then goes to the corner and picks up his staff. "I'll handle this. I'm a Yellow Wizard, you know." Kit goes over to the fireplace, and points his staff up the chimney. A jet of electricity comes out of the end of it, and there a shriek from the roof.

[Mrs. Baggins]

"Oh my goodness. I was so busy chatting with YayGollumn that I forgot everyone else was here. I'm so sorry. If you all could please fill me in on what's happening, it would be greatly appreciated:) "

[Buddy Baggins]

"Hey I'm not scary! I feel I take after Bilbo Baggins, I kinda look like a young version of him." he said proudly.
"A look in that cupboard under the stove, ther's loads of pastries in there!"
He went over to the barrels of beer.
"Who wants a beer!?" he shouted merrily.

On the roof Bill and Tim sat there dumbfounded covereed in soot.
"We'll get are own back on that...that.."
Tim said.
"I hope that Boggie Baggie thing sees my Dad's stuffed duck!"
said Bill.
They climbed back down and ran out of the field.

[YayGollum]

"Augh! Nothing is going on! Nothing definite! This is just a place for people to sit and talk and do whatever! Like the bar! You want a plot? You start it!"

[Mrs. Baggins]

hey people! this isn't part of the story. i just wanted to advertise my new thread. it is called "Bree" please post replies:( i wish someone would read it. it doesn't have a very good title, but it is a good thread. please just check it out in the future :(

[Mrs. Baggins]

"Why thank you for that bit of info YayGollumn :) It was very helpful. Now I know what to do.
I shall be in "Bree" for a little while, so check it out. I shall return soon."

[Gary Gamgee]

Bagcrumble has indeed seen the stuffed duck on the mantle piece, and has decided to ingnore it, having been a duck physician for a number years now such sights do not bother him. Then suddenly he over hears Bill call him Boggie Baggie and quick as you like he takes to wing and is out of the window. Up he flies to the roof where he lands on Bill's head and immediatly does a huge poo. Off he fly's again as he calls 'my name is Bagcrumble, you may call me sir' he swoops down and lands on the window sill. 'Mr Baggins you two men on your roof one is covered in poo. Gary I shall see you later I'm off to do my rounds. Thank you everyone it was a pleasure meeting you all' off he flies into the distance. 'bye baggie, see you later' calls Gary.

[Buddy Baggins]

Buddy looked out the window.
Bill was cluthcing his head while he ran off screaming.
Tim was sniggering but Buddy took a broom and poked him in the eye with it.
Tim fell off the roof and got knocked out cold ewhen he hit a stack of firewood.
"Check that out people!" Buddy laughed and went over to the kitchen.
he loaded biscuits onto a plate and laid them on the table.
"So! Anyone for a game? Cards? Chess? Come on! Liven this place up!"
With that word thunder roared.
It lashed rain outside.
It blew in through the window.
Buddy slammed it shut.
"I don't think anyone will be travelling in that weather!"

[Gary Gamgee]

'Ha ha look at them two now they'll be soaked too hee hee
nice weather for Ducks:p ' said Gary taking a biscuit. 'Thank you Buddy. How about playing a game I know called 20 questions, you may have heard of it. I think of someone famous or even better a LOtR character, everyone has to find out who i am thinking of by a process of elimination using yes/no questions eg are you female? no. so now you now he's male. If you haven't guessed within 20 'no' answers I win, if someone guesses correct it's they're go. Guesses also count as questions. Right here goes i'll go a nice easy one to start off. I'm thinking of a LOtR character...'

[YayGollum]

*Truor finally relaxes now that the scary duck is gone* "Okay, twenty questions. Is he a guy?"
OOC: nothing else to do...

[Gary Gamgee]

yes

[YayGollum]

In FOTR?

[Gary Gamgee]

'yes in FotR' says Gary as takes a swig of beer 'why do talking ducks frighten you so much?'

[YayGollum]

"As I said before, it's just creepy hearing them speak English. Usually I have to talk in duck speech. Anyways, is the dude human?"

[Gary Gamgee]

'he's a duck so i give that it could be a bit weird, but what he did to Bill on the roof before lol'

[YayGollum]

"What about the answer to my question? Is the dude human?"

[Gary Gamgee]

is the dude human....mmmh do you human or humane?

[Gary Gamgee]

no he's not human

[YayGollum]

"Is the dude a hobbit?"

[Kit Baggins]

"Which dude?"

[Gary Gamgee]

no he's not a Hobbit. Kit we are playing 20 questions join in if you like, you have to guess who i am in yes or no questions so far you know i'm male not human not a hobbit and i featured in FotR.

[Kit Baggins]

"Is he an Elf?"

[Gary Gamgee]

No he's not an Elf. 3 no's now only 17 to go.

[Elbereth]

Is he a dwarve.

[Gary Gamgee]

another no i'm afraid. Has it stopped raining yet?

[Kit Baggins]

Kit looks outside.
"No." he says. "Is he a Wizard?"

[Gary Gamgee]

'yes he is a wizard' Gary looks outside, the sun is shining again and the shire looks cosy and warm.

[YayGollum]

Is he Radagast? Yay Radagast!

[Gary Gamgee]

no not Radagast.

[YayGollum]

Is it Saruman?

[Gary Gamgee]

Yay someone got it. At last your go Truor.

[YayGollum]

"Ummm...great. Everyone knows the first person I'd think of. They also know the last person I would pick. I'll pick somebody exactly in the middle. Okay, go." *still thinking, but doesn't say it*

[Elbereth]

Is it Sam!

Then burst into laughter and begins rolling on the ground.

[YayGollum]

*will ignore Elbereth because she was evil at the bar*

[Elbereth]

"WHAT!!!! Honestly Yay! I didn't mean to throw you into the lake. Sometimes I just don't know the strength of my own powers. " :D

[YayGollum]

Mmhm. Sure. I'm waiting for an apology. Poor Smeagol.

[Elbereth]

"I'm sorry Yay...forgive me"

[YayGollum]

Yay! An apology! Now, as soon as you use whatever YayGollum offending magic you have to make me no longer wet since you threw me in a lake for no good reason I will go back to the bar.

[Elbereth]

"Yay...you silly. You are already dry." and without even realizing it...Yay goes from sopping wet to dry.

[YayGollum]

Thank you so much. I'm heading to the bar!

[Buddy Baggins]

"Uh, guys, twenty questions? Truor, is it male?"

[tookish-girl]

The tookish girl suddenly jumps up and goes "Boo!"

She rubs her eyes and woners where all the scones have gone. Then she wonders what everys been talking about since she fell asleep.

"Oh, are you playing a game? Where's the fridge?"

[Buddy Baggins]

Buddy hands Primrose a plate of scones.
"Where'd you sleep?" Buddy asked.

[Buddy Baggins]

Suddenly the house is struck by lightning and goes on fire.
"AAAAAAAAHHH!!!" Buddy secreams as he grabs the sones and runs outside in the rain. He hides in the small sed where his horse is.

[YayGollum]

Truor starts repairing the hole in the ceiling. The rain put the fire out. (it was raining pretty hard) "Ummm...what were we doing? The answer to Buddy's question is yes. Tookish! You were asleep for way too long! We were about to bury you! No, not really."

[Elbereth]

"Do you think someone should go out and get Buddy? He is a jumpy little fellow isn't he?"

[YayGollum]

I'm sure he'll be asleep (not on the computer) for a while. Rain does that sometimes. Oh well. How's about we take over again? :rolleyes:

[legoman]

Legoman suddenly realises he had been sat in a corner trying to do some weird thing with his eyes that makes him look dead for about two weeks.

(that and I think I unsubscribed from here by mistake and so have missed all conversation - doh!)

'Hey everyone look at this' - does the perfected eyes thing, a few people are sick in the corner.
'hmmm, I need a drink'

[tookish-girl]

"Well, there's plenty of rain water! Oh do you mean a proper drink?"

Looks about her "Does anyone know what the drinking age is for this part of the Shire? Is it 45?"

[Gary Gamgee]

Not sure about that tooky i think it's 33 but i will ask bagcrumble.

[legoman]

I don't mind what it is as long as they think I'm beyond it.

'erm, yes, does anyone have any pepsi?'

[Gary Gamgee]

Yay is he a hobbit by any chance?

[YayGollum]

"Sorry, dude. No Pepsi. Are we allowed to have that in Middle Earth? Oh wait, here's some Mountain Dew! Gary, not a hobbit."

[Gary Gamgee]

a former hobbit then

[YayGollum]

"No! I would never pick anything that obvious!"

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Random thought:
Yay for baseball, inside breaking balls that don't bother to break, cracked ribs, and bruised kidneys that make you **** blood! Isn't the world a great place!

[Gary Gamgee]

has he got a beard? Trour.

[Elbereth]

Ignoring the game of 20 questions...(especially since Yay refuses to let me play.)...Elbereth helps herself to a bottle of Beer and a bag of Shire's special veggie chips.

[Goldberry344]

Goldberry randomly walks in to the clubhouse. she makes her entrance as unnoticeable as she can, and she sits at a table in the corner to read her book.

[Gary Gamgee]

Hi Elbereth, Hi Goldberry what you reading?

[Goldberry344]

*puts down her book and grins at Gary* "The Sil. but its so boreing right now...no action, all blah blah blah!"

[YayGollum]

Yeah, too bad Gollum isn't in it. My version does say a little bit about him in the back, but it also says in the back that Frodo destroyed the Ring alone! Crazy! Elbereth, I didn't say that you couldn't do it! I thought I forgave you. oh well. No, he doesn't have a beard. Ummm...what was that about baseball? That was random!

[legoman]

This is a sociable place, no reading allowed. you must socialise or fall asleep for a bit, the chairs are comfy.

[Goldberry344]

"how is falling asleep more sociable than reading a book?"

[YayGollum]

I don't know. It's probably that it's not your fault that people become so boring that you fall asleep. When you're reading a book, you're just ignoring people.

[Gary Gamgee]

20 questions- have you lost a ring?

[YayGollum]

Me? No. The dude? No.

[Elbereth]

"I like the begining of the Sil. (maybe that is because I'm in it...:p ) I just don't think there are enough tales about the Valar...maybe it's just me..."

[Buddy Baggins]

Buddy sat in the shed with the pony shivering.
"My clubhouse! Please don't burn down!!!! Your as cosy as my own ButerBread Hill!!!!!!" he trembled.
He decided to peek outside.
It was pouring rain.
He saw that the fire was out and their was no hole in the roof.
Buddy jumped into the air.
He tumbled onto the grass and then did a backflip.
He did several cartwheels and then opened the door.
He bounced in and crashed into Yay.
"Eh....I'm back..." Buddy murmured.
He got up and and waved to everyone.
"Who wants a game of "Hobbit Hullabaloo!!! It''s a board game that the Bagginses of Buckland made years ago!" He went to a shelf and grabbed a wooden box with "Hobbit Hullabaloo" carved on it.

[Kit Baggins]

"Sounds like fun!" Kit says.

[YayGollum]

"Ack! I'm Truor, and stop running into me! What's with this scary game? Anyways, Valar are boring!" *hides*

[Gary Gamgee]

Gary is so dumfounded by Buddy's acrobatics and sits opened mouthed for a while. 'Wow' he eventually says 'That was cool' then he turns to Truor 'there are alot of things that scare you. Do you think you need help? I'm only saying this cause Bagcrumble will be back soon and I think he could help you' Gary looks at Truor careingly.

[YayGollum]

"Scary is my word for everything. Either that or evil. sorry. No, I don't need help! Keep that scary duck away from me! Augh!" *runs down the hall*

[Elbereth]

"Well I hope that duck bites him in the butt. Hmph! The Valar are not boring!"

To self: "I wish Yay would get over being thrown into the river....I told him that I didn't mean to do it. He is just mean to me on purpose!"

[Buddy Baggins]

Buddy takes out the wooden board and pieces.
"You have to be a hobbit."
He picked up a list.
Bob Barrel
Jim Jumps
Harold Hiccups
Molly Munch
Lucy Daisy
Tim Timmons
Dan OakTree
Nick Bounce
"Of course, they're made up." said Buddy.
Peter Pocket
Nancy Package
Buddy picked up a stout hobbit in a fine suit.
"I'll be Bob Barrel."

[Kit Baggins]

"I'll be Tim Timmons." Kit says.

[Gary Gamgee]

I'll be Jim Jumps*Jay Jay*, what do we do again?

[Buddy Baggins]

Buddy handed Kit a figure of a tall hobbit in a shirt and baggy trousers.
He then handed Gary a figure of a hobbit with big feet and a large grin.
He put Bob Barrel on the board whre START was, it was a circle with a model hobbit hill and a tree.
He rolled the two dice. Four.
Buddy moved Bob four squares.
"Hmmmm....Fall in Peril Pond. Roll a six to get free. Rats!"

[tookish-girl]

"Ooooh, oooh Can I play?"
Tookish comes in with a nice crisp ale from the fridge. She examines the pieces.

"Can I be Molly Munch, that sounds like the sort of name for me! That reminds me, I haven't eaten since I woke up!"

She runs back to the kitchen.

[Gary Gamgee]

Gary looks at Kit.
Gary keeps glaring at Kit and glaring 'It's your go Kit' he says eventually. Getting no response Gary says 'right then I'll go' so he throws the dice and gets 3 and lands on a nothing square 'ah well thats me' hands the dice to tookish-girl 'your go Molly, mhnm would you get me some salt and vinegar crisps please ?'

[Goldberry344]

Goldberry watches these strange activities with amusement. "hobbit action figures...are they made by Mattell?? can we get Wizards of the Coast cards to go with them??"

[Elbereth]

Grabs a handful of salt and vinegar chips, a can of coke, and takes a seat near the fireplace. Then taking out her copy of "The Book of Lost Tales" begins to read, munching on chips and sipping her soda before turning each page.

[Kit Baggins]

Kit shakes his head.
"Sorry," he says, "I was miles away." He rolls the dice, and shakes a 4.

[legoman]

Legoman peers over the group, 'Argh board games!' he runs and hides behind the sofa, looking out every so often as if expecting something.

[tookish-girl]

Just then Tookish lobs a packet of crisps at him.
"Oh, sorry, they're for Gary! So, how do you play this game, can't we do twister?" She says producing a box from her bag and spreading the mat on the floor.

"Who wants to do the spinning?"

[Goldberry344]

I'll spin, if i play i'll fall down and crush all the hobbits

[YayGollum]

"Ack! Calm down, Elbereth! I'm just messing with you! I already forgave you too! Yikes! You eat salt and vinegar chips on purpose? Augh! Hey, legoman dude! Are you making fun of me?"

[Gary Gamgee]

Legoman chuck us back those crisps that tooky lobbed at you and come out from behind the sofa for god's sake it's a board game, not Dr Who. But before you do tell Truor that I've just been texted and Baggie is on his way back, I know he'll be thrilled.

[Maedhros]

Buddy, do you have a cold one?

[YayGollum]

*runs behind a chair (since the sofa was taken) when he hears Baggie, but pokes his head out when he hears Maedhros* "Dude, anybody can just grab anything at any time! The Buddy Baggins dude doesn't mind! Anyways, I think I made myself the unofficial bartender."

[Goldberry344]

pokes yay pokes gary pokes tookish. pokes everyone. GIGGLE

[Elbereth]

Pokes Goldberry!

"Ha ha...got you back!" :D

[legoman]

Legoman returns, producing the guilty packet of crisps, hmm, I like these, 'I'll play but only if I can be the battleship, but there isn't one, can I pretend?'
throws a crisp back a tookish,'hoho'. it doesn't reach 'doh!'

[Gary Gamgee]

Hey Legoman haven't you got a guitar? perhaps you could play something. Who's go is it anyway in this game? in the meantime Truor where did we get up to in 20 questions? Gary pokes Goldberry with a Kit-Kat.Heeheehee

[Elbereth]

"mmm....Did someone say they had Kit Kats....I could really go for some chocolate right now."

[Valar]

*Valar bursts through the door, kiss Elbereth and then runs out saying*

"I LOVE YOU"

:p

[Gary Gamgee]

'I think someone likes you Elbereth, hee hee' hands Elbereth a Kit Kat 'here ya go, me and Truor got them at the offy'

[Elbereth]

"Huh? What did you say..." *looks blankly at the door in which Valar had fled out of*

Then seeing the KitKat presented to her...Elbereth comes back to her senses.

"Oh...thank you Gary..."

[Goldberry344]

*brings Elbereth back to her sense much more quickly by POKING her* hehe, giggle!

[legoman]

'Did someone actually ask me to pley guitar?... whoa!'
Like as if he could refuse, Legoman runs off gets his guitar and brings it back (its at the other side of the shire) before anyone can change their mind.

'hehe, any requests?'
'twang, twang, twang, twang' that famous chinese number - Chu-ning.
'sorry' legoman apologises for his dads sense of humour and waits for requests.

[YayGollum]

The guitar playing, poking, and scary games become to much for Truor, so he runs away to the bar. Sorry about that. Too scary! That duck could come back any minute!

[Maedhros]

Hey Yay. Have you seen Buddy. Hmmmm. You sound a little strange. Do you have the flu.

[YayGollum]

"No, haven't seen him. Hi, my name's Truor. No, my flu is gone. Sheesh! We need some action around here!"

[Goldberry344]

lets get fireworks. i like fireworks

[Gary Gamgee]

Just then in walks Bagcrumble pulling behind him a cart. 'Hello everyone sorry not to have been her more often but I have been very busy, Gary could you help me with this?' Gary rushes over 'Of course Baggie what is all this?' he says taking the cart off the duck. 'Well just a few things that may amuse people okay okay it's a collection of rather splendid, and expensive, fireworks. But we have to go outside to enjoy them' replied Bagcrumble. 'Right come on everyone outside now firework display' shouted Gary. 'Hang on hang on do you think I could just sit down for a minute and have a snack I've been dragging that bloody cart for miles' the irrate duck said. Sheepish Gary looks round the room 'of course Bagcrumble, sit down I'll see what's in, what d'ya fancy?'*secrectly Gary signalls to everyone to help in making this duck happy please*

[Goldberry344]

*Goldberry, on hearing the word fireworks, jump up and rushes to get Bagcrumble a drink*

[Gary Gamgee]

Bagcrumble 'Oh thank you very much Goldberry I'll just have a glass of rain water please, either that or a Bud whichever's easier'

[Goldberry344]

*goldberry gets both....just to make sure*

[tookish-girl]

"Hey legoman, play a waltz! TWo rubles wotrh!"
Tooky runs over and grabs the guitar, giving Goldberry a quick poke on the way, and nicks all of the kit-kats of Elbereth. She's all ready to do her favourite Lovin' Spoonful number and then realises she doesn't have a capo.

"Oh well, I'll just have to do Breakfast At Tiffany's instead......
*singing* You'll say, we've got nothing in common, no common ground to start from......Actually, let's have a sing-song, does anyone know the Friends theme tune?"

[legoman]

*gasp*!!!!

well really, tookish, you know better than anyone not to take my guitar away, I'll have another breakdown I will.
*stands up to run at tookish*
*falls over* its no good, I'm finished, I can't live, there is nothing else to live for, its gone, my only love and it left me... for a girl!!!!
*silence*
*jumps up* 'yes, I'd like to thank my mum, and my dad, and sisters, oh and my Mrs Farley, my primary school guitar teacher - if you take my guitar, I get you oscar!!!!'
'no actually, can I have the guitar back, please, please, please.

[legoman]

please.




I'm lonely,
PLease.



boohoo (sits in a ball in the corner, sobbing quietly)
*very quietly, as if to himself*'And I said what about...'

[Goldberry344]

you are far too confusing. therefore i shall poke you. *she does*

[Gary Gamgee]

'Hey tooky that was a bit cheeky give Legoman back his guitar before he implodes' says Gary poking Goldberry.

[Goldberry344]

*spins around and glares at Gary* i shall pokeyou!!! *she atatcks him and pokes him right on his nose, then his tummy, and a last poke on arm before she runs away.*

[Turgon]

Turgon walks passed the window and notices fellow Manc Gary in the Clubhouse and pops his head round the door to say Hello.
'Alright our kid, how's it goin'?'
Then noticing the dreaded Bagcrumble kicking back and enjoy a puzzle er... I mean beer, cold beer... says in his best monkey voice...
'I hate that duck...'

[Gary Gamgee]

Bagcrumble immediatly takes to wing and pecks goldberry on the bum *hehehe*. Gary turns to the open window still laughing 'eh our kid come een 'n ave pint, the duck ees well cool, there's only trour thatsh loosing hees nut about 'im, the muppet'. Bagcrumble then perches on the mantle piece and kicking off the stuffed duck says 'Gary you sound weird'

[Elbereth]

Elbereth takes out the one kit kat bar that she managed to hide from Tookishgirl and breaks it in half...then walks over to Legoman who is sitting in the corner with tears in his eyes, caressing his guitar.

"Here legoman...I think you need a chocolate fix much more than I do."

[tookish-girl]

Tookish rather nervously walks over to the other side of the room. She wonders if she should tell everyone that she's left handed and actually can't play any of legoman's guitars. Then a thought possesses her:
"Hey, lego, there's only room for one Oscar-winning hobbit round here!"
She rapidly runs back and pokes him and gives one to Goldbery for luck.

[Buddy Baggins]

Buddy awoke in his chair.
"I think we'll put the game away." He took all the peices and put them in a box. "Another time. Now on to the fireworks! I do wish I didn't wake, I was haviung a dream about the biggest feast ever in Middle-Earth, there was an endless supply of scones ans brownies and chocolate." He went outside to see the fireworks.
Bill Banks and Tim Proudfoot entered the feild. They took a huge firework from the cart and lit it with some matches.
They aimed it at the clubhouse.
"Yipee!" Bill yelled. "This will be great." They both ran off but Buddy caught them. "Come back you hooligans!!!" he roared chasing them.
He saw the huge firework.
"TAKE COVER!!!!!" Buddy screamed at everyone in the clubhouse.
The firework went and hit the house.
Boom.
It flew into the air in pieces.
It's occupants flying into the air.
"Oh bother" he mumbled as a barrel of ale fell on him and knocked him out.

[Buddy Baggins]

He got to his feet stumbling everywhere. Buddy ran away for help.

[tookish-girl]

Tookish slowly picks herself up.
"Phew! That was trippy, let's do that again!"
She wanders round picking up Goldberry, Elbereth and finds legoman still cowering behind the remains of the sofa with his guitar. It's still in one piece.
She rescues a packet of Kit-Kats
"Buddy, loooks what's happened to your beautiful Club House! We'll have to re-build it!"

[Goldberry344]

Goldberry steals a kitkat from tookish. "yay! now we can have a construction party....and a club-warming party...and an opening party....

[Kit Baggins]

"And a Hitting Tim And Bill Over The Head With A Large Plank Of Wood party!" Kit grumbles, picking himself up.

[Turgon]

Turgon stands up and brushes the debris from his clothes... then, with a sigh, he sets off on the long journey back to Mandos. Muttering something about 'The Curse of the Noldor' under his breath...