wanderers rise now and meet

[Wonko The Sane]

Are we wanderers going to rise and wander or what?

[Wood Bloom]

ive no clue ask pheonix its her thread

[Hirila]

In fact we wanderers are already wandering. Look for us in the RP 37: The Stones of Purple Fire, Everquest of the Wanderers. It is located in RPs- Serious.

Try and find a way in. But do it more diplomatically than Nain. See ya.

[Lillyaundra]

HELP HELP HELP HELP!!!!

I am sooooooooo lost I can't find the rpg!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I have been having some computer probs, sorry for long absense.

[Hirila]

Look for:

>>Role Playing
>>Role Playing: Serious
>>RP37:The Stones of Purple Fire, Everquest of the wanderers

Hope you come back at last! See ya.

[Wood Bloom]

where do u post rpg character profiles???????????

[Hirila]

In the >>RP Profiles in >>Role Playing

[Lillyaundra]

you can count me as there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Wood Bloom]

thank u much

[Lillyaundra]

I need to know who wood and nain and wonko are going to be what part of the company and so on, if you please

[Wood Bloom]

i gave kor all my info

[arisen pheonix]

cranks up the wanderers guild theme song

[Wood Bloom]

*Wood Bloom starts 2 sing the theme song(2 annoy pheonix)* WHERE EVER I MAY ROAM

[arisen pheonix]

hey thats mi line

*rover wanderer nomad vagabond call me what you will*

[Wood Bloom]

...........WHERE I LAY MY HEAD IS HOME.............................

[arisen pheonix]

:D watch out evry one woodblooms singing lol

[chrysophalax]

We have a song??

[arisen pheonix]

yar where ever i may roam by mettalica wasnt it nice of them to write it for us

[Hirila]

Call me old-fashioned or something but I like the Frankie-Boy-Version better. I simply love that guy and his song. Especially those he did with Nancy. Ooohhh... Someone go and get a bowl I melt away :D

[Wood Bloom]

i sing very well thank you

[arisen pheonix]

that my friend is a matter of opinoin

[Wood Bloom]

gee thanx i feel special now

[Wood Bloom]

wait a min i know i know im mentaly special

[arisen pheonix]

yar exzactly my point

[Wood Bloom]

ur point?........ i thought that was on the top of ur head

[Lillyaundra]

well if it is pointy then where does your hat go??? that must be a BIG hat to fit on a opointy head............wood, I could you just do me the favor of telling me what character you play? as in elf man dwarf dragon wix\zard orc goblin ringwraith ect. and the name by which you respond???

[arisen pheonix]

i do not have a point on my head


(GIMMEI MY BLANKIE WOOD!!)

[Wood Bloom]

its all at the rpg but here goes im an elvish archer and go by Warrendill

[arisen pheonix]

shes an elf-alpha

[Wood Bloom]

HUH what r u talking about pheonix ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????

[arisen pheonix]

never mind o ye of little brains

[Wood Bloom]

ye of little brains at ur service

[arisen pheonix]

stop confusing me!!!

[Wood Bloom]

how is that confusing
never mind ur hopless everything goes over ur head

[arisen pheonix]

never mind wood never mind

[Wood Bloom]

i just told u 2 never mind

[arisen pheonix]

HOW YOU DOIN?

[Wood Bloom]

no how u doin

[arisen pheonix]

NO HOW YOU DOIN

definately way too much time with uncle david

[Wood Bloom]

NO I SAID HOW U DOIN

uncle david and mom

[arisen pheonix]

NO HOW YOU DOIN

[Wood Bloom]

HOW U DOIN

[arisen pheonix]

and this one time at apple hell

[Wood Bloom]

Why r u talkin about applebees

[arisen pheonix]

thats what uncle david says

[Wood Bloom]

oooooooooohhhhhh yeah i remember that

[arisen pheonix]

uncle roo roo uncle roo roo o he hates that lol

[Wood Bloom]

ya i know
he hates pic 2

i think ur thread kinda bombed out its just u and me seems like

[Lillyaundra]

yes well some of us are having a fun time just watching the unique conversations that you are drumming up, but I am still trying to get on here when there are fun ppl in here but have not been succsesful yet:'(:'( but one day in a far far off time I shall come and I shall winne winê wichihehehehehhahahahahahahheheheh


Ash nazg durbatulûk,
ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk
agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.'

[arisen pheonix]

o yes well at least i have not gotten colorful in our "unique" conversations well at least not too colorful

[Lillyaundra]

HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am on when someone elsse is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!

a good conversation would not be good if it didn't have some color in it;)

[arisen pheonix]

yes exzactly im glad someone else has figured it out:D

[Lillyaundra]

hehe I can believe!!!!! so how are you today? good I hope?

[arisen pheonix]

normal more or less running out of ideas thinking bout weird dream


yep evrything pretty normal


how are you

[Lillyaundra]

all in all good I am in great spirits and am having a lot of fun looking a lort thingshehehehe

[Wood Bloom]

don't have 2 worry w/pheonix it'll be coloful soon

[Wonko The Sane]

*Looks around the room at all the crazy people and gets up to WANDER*

[Wood Bloom]

crazy crazy y r u talkin about me(crazy) like its a bad thing lol

[korhall]

crazy is beautiful baby.
make love not the one ring

makes peace sign

we are all crazy brothers and sisters here momma but funny not stoned ( weeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll now that may not be totally true but still)

[arisen pheonix]

in NOT crazy im MENTALLY UNSTABLE

[korhall]

and you look great doing it. but either way we are all in the same boat. thats why we make such a good couple (smootches pheonix) that and everybody is to scared of us to say otherwise!

[arisen pheonix]

:D crazy=fun

[korhall]

and all god's people said WORD!!!!!!

[arisen pheonix]

im not a jew

[korhall]

me neither. i'm methodist and moravian and friggin proud of both

[arisen pheonix]

im a ummm umm i dont know o well ill figure it out later

[korhall]

good plan. i don't care but i am addament about religious pride. or am i?????

[Wood Bloom]

crazy wood begins to sing theme song
WHEREVER I MAY ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM

[arisen pheonix]

rover wanderer nomad vagabond call me what you will

[Hirila]

To something completely different:

Guys, I don't have too much time for hanging around here. Unfortunately I have some awful important exams and need the time to learn. I hope to be able to come here at least once very two days. This is a long time, I know, so perhaps someone of you could take over my character if you need me. You know, for a good fight, for a spy, to get firewood. No problem with this as long as I don't become posessed by some kind of spirit.

[Wood Bloom]

WHERE I LAY MY HEAD IS HOME!


kool posesed spirits

[arisen pheonix]

its otay i remember what it said



opps out of movie experience

sscccaaaarrrryyy

[korhall]

i see dumb people all the time. oops i meant dead i swear

[Wood Bloom]

dumb crazy and lazy are beutiful

[korhall]

And all gods people said!.........AMEN SISTER!!!!!!!!!

[Wood Bloom]

sister im more like a sister inlaw

[korhall]

bada boom. but probably more likely. you're family. ( crazy fat aunt ) AWWWW. isn't she cute!


hunkers in bomb shelter waiting for the reply to this.

[Wood Bloom]

yeah u better be in a DAMN bomb shelter



oh great 1 did i spell everything corectly (crectly is a big word for my small brain)

[korhall]

(walks out and thumbs his nose at the wrath of woodbloom)

[Wood Bloom]

im getting on AP'S name K? K? K? K? K?

[korhall]

and no actually you didn't spell corRectly right.

[arisen pheonix]

well stop being so damn scrupulas i kno i didn't spell that big s werd rite

WB



ok you bolth have WWAAYY too much time on your hands

[korhall]

and proud of it lady!

[arisen pheonix]

im glad u didn't catch that
WB




proud of having 2 much time?

[korhall]

i did but i let it slide.

is that s wrong?

[arisen pheonix]

no i dont think so

[korhall]

fair enough

[arisen pheonix]

whatever


*voices are being quiet yay:D *g2g

[korhall]

bye

[Wood Bloom]

her mom came home to early and she had 2 get off

[arisen pheonix]

im home alone for 8 hours or some s h i t yayayay

[Wood Bloom]

oh no everyone run AP is back aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh


wood runs from evil trumpet sounds in background

[arisen pheonix]

ill be back


oh mi another out of movie experience
i definately need to do something so dont have oom's anymore

[korhall]

yell MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! at the top of your lungs. it helps! i do it all the time

[arisen pheonix]

moo?

[korhall]

no, not moo, silly.

MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
try it.

[arisen pheonix]

umm mabe later if i do that now the dogs will start barking and i just got them to quiet down

[korhall]

ah well worth a shot

[arisen pheonix]

yar:D

[korhall]

maybe tomorrow...

[Wood Bloom]

h-e-l-l-oooooooo
AP HOW U DOIN

damn aol ceeps cikin me off

[arisen pheonix]

NO HOW YOU DOIN

[korhall]

I'M FINE THANKS FOR ASKIN. I JUST GOT HERE MY BROTHER IN LAW PICKED ME UP AT THE AIRPORT. MIGHTY BIG AIRPORT Y'ALL GOT AND THE PEOPLE SURE ARE NICE.

[Wood Bloom]

she was replying 2 me

NO HOW U DOIN

[korhall]

i know that. it was a valid entry though. you know it, i know it, and the american people know it.

[arisen pheonix]

wood

and if every we should disagree fuk you heres to me



WAY too much time with uncle david WAY too much

[korhall]

AMEN BABY, AMEN

[arisen pheonix]

like i said too much time with uncle roo roo (<<he will kill me for that)

[korhall]

he doesn't come on here does he?

[arisen pheonix]

no but he can pull up everything i say off mi comp evil computer person

[korhall]

why does he care?

hi uncle BOO BOO

[arisen pheonix]

uncle david does not like being called roo roo for some reason

[korhall]

he isn't austrailian is he?

[arisen pheonix]

no not that i know

hes just i pyroclastic maniac

[korhall]

problem?

[arisen pheonix]

no not unles blowing up cars on the 4th of july is illegal (ok ok they were only matchbox cars)

[korhall]

like i said, no problem

[arisen pheonix]

was very fun



do you know you cant blow tylenol bottels up with firecrackers or bottles rockets

[korhall]

give me 5 min and we'll see about that

[Wood Bloom]

thet was so fun and she even stoped a cop car while runing after it yelling happy 4th of july it was hlarious
uncle ROO ROO ain't evil hes pdc pretty damn cool

[arisen pheonix]

achh evil popo's



trust me they dont explode

but pretty damn near melted the car that was inside

[Wood Bloom]

naahhh i still have it the windows were only blown out

[arisen pheonix]

hey your ruining mi exageration

[Wood Bloom]

weeellllllllllllll sooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy
girl dont go there:D :p

[arisen pheonix]

*gasp* i know you are not talking to me:eek:

i have done v. cool vampire tatoo yay

[Wood Bloom]

o my gosh can u say OBSESION

[arisen pheonix]

it looks something inbetween a bat an the angel of death symbol from populus



O-B-S-E-S-I-O-N

[Wood Bloom]

oh whatever reply to the rpg

[arisen pheonix]

i must find a black pen i must i must yellow just is not vampiric




ok ok ok

[Wood Bloom]

descriptive huh

[GaladrielQueen]

How interesting this place is.. I wandered in and found myself...Wandering again.:D :rolleyes:

Arisen its spelt OBSESSION!!!!

[arisen pheonix]

i know i was just copying wood

[Wood Bloom]

i know i was just copying wood

[arisen pheonix]

????????????????????????????

scary

[Wood Bloom]

????????????????????????????????

scary

[Goldberry344]

????????????????????????????????

scary

[Wood Bloom]

AP moves friday waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[korhall]

calm down. a true friendship cares nothing for the seperations of time, space, dementional barriors, even the grave. if death is conquerable what is a mere 1800 miles of well connected country?

[Wood Bloom]

my brain hurts because ur using realy big words

[korhall]

(simplified) if death can't keep friends apart why should distance?

[Wood Bloom]

dont ask

[Wonko The Sane]

*rises*
I'm back...the wanderlust stirs in me again and I must rise to welcome it.

[Wood Bloom]

yay i just got a letter from AP she is finally in arizona and she said to tell all ya'll hello

[Goldberry344]

score. so shell be back in a bit. in the mean time, the welcoming caboose welcomes WTS back to the wanderers. can i do that?? well, now i can. mwahahhahhaha

[Wood Bloom]

welcomes who back????????????????????????????

[Hirila]

Whoever...
I'm glad we're on our way again.

[Wonko The Sane]

Me...WTS is me...

And yes...let's be on our way...

Um...where are we going again?

[Goldberry344]

GREAT. where are we going???

and of course i meant Wonko the sane. but wonko the sane takes so long to write out i jsut put WTS

[Wonko The Sane]

I know...but someone questioned the meaning of WTS.

[Hirila]

Boys, put your male pride and egotism aside. We're hunting orcs and saving some. Confusing? Try and find back in our RPG. Even I have problems. So tell me if you have a complete short version of what happened the last four seasons. I'm working on one, but it takes time reading, copiing and pasting more than 50 pages.

[Wonko The Sane]

I understood none of that, but LET'S HUNT ORC!
:)
*straps quiver of arrows onto her back, tightens the laces on her boots, and moves on*

[Goldberry344]

I have no clue where i am in the rp. was i left behind? did i get lost? was i there and i just didnt know it??

[Hirila]

If you don't now where exactly you are what about this:

We all meet again at Korhal's cousin. The half-orc/half-human family. Then we can plan what we do in the near future. Okay?

[Goldberry344]

Alrighty then. btw. how many stones do we have so far?

[Hirila]

We actually have theones marked in my signature.
Then we are after the Stone of Control over Weather or Stone with Control over Water. We do not know which one it is, yet.
We hoped, that Korhal's cousin could help us.
Then there is the Stone with Control over Metal. I have just met the orcs who have it again and they are on their way for a visit at Korhal's family, too. Let's hope we are first and give them a nice welcome. That way we could win one Stone and gain knowledge of the other.

Then we could go back to the library and look for more information of the others.

[Goldberry344]

i saw that they were listed, but it doesnt say which we've found yet. so i was confuzzeled

[Wonko The Sane]

*Looks down at ground near feet and something catches her eye. She turns it over with a toe and then bends down to pick it up*

Hey, I think I found Really Shiny Pebble of Boy Control...Can we add this to our collection?

[Goldberry344]

only if we can share it. ;)

[Wonko The Sane]

Done and done!

*using her laser eye sight microscopically divides the stone into two equal and pretty pieces and hands one half to Goldberry*

Feel the power, girlfriend.

THINK OF ALL WE CAN ACCOMPLISH!

*holds pebble in air and cackles maniacally. bolts of lightning and cocktail sausages rain from the sky*

[Goldberry344]

*gets a cool aura thing and holds her half of the pebble up looking al dramatic with her hair blowing in a wind that effects only her* "mwahahahahhahahhahahhaha"


ok, done now

[Wonko The Sane]

*calms down and smooths her skirt clearing her throat...looks around...*
Alright then, steady on...
Shall we press forward Goldberry...

[Goldberry344]

*goldie links elbows with wts and marches foreward to control all of mankind*

[Wonko The Sane]

*turns to Goldie*
I feel a song coming on...Shall we sing?

*feels confident in conquering all of man...*

Oh...we'll have so much fun...*grins mischievously*

Let's go find some Brits!

[Goldberry344]

*grins* "its the end of the world as we know it......"

[Wonko The Sane]

*breaks into manic smiles and sings*
It's the end of the world as we know it...

*voice blends with Goldie's*

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!

*stops singing and shouts*
DAMN FINE! Boys, watch out!

[Goldberry344]

*marches foreward with WTS into a dark wood....*

"Boys and men and US, *OH MY*"

[Hirila]

My dearest friends, this here is not the RP. Culd you do your singing there, please? Noone dare bring in a bit of happiness in our quest. We could need some singing. Orcs or no orcs.

[korhall]

korhall looks at them and is repulsed at them. their stone was that of boy repulsion used as a talisman for homophobes. sorry girls.

[Goldberry344]

there are thousands of sexy male models hanging off WTS and goldie....

*giggles* you lie.

[korhall]

Originally posted by Goldberry344
there are thousands of sexy male models hanging off WTS and goldie....

*giggles* you lie.

walks over and shakes goldie and wts awake from their frightening dreams( frightening to any guy here that is)

[Wonko The Sane]

*whispers to Goldie* They're just jealous. Perhaps we should keep our Shiny Pebbles of Boy Control to ourselves for now.

*puts her pebble in her pouch, stops singing, and smooths her skirt, composed she says,* Shall we carry on, Goldie?
*smirks a their little secret and whispers* We'll release the boy control ray when they least expect it!*

But did you guys really want some singing? We could make this hunt a bit more cheerful. :) Goldie and I have siren voices. ;)

[korhall]

police siren that is

i'm sorry i couldn't help myself

[Goldberry344]

*tucks her pebble in her pocket* "how about a nice little ditty i like to call "Shut Up, Kor, No One Likes You"?" ;)

[korhall]

i love you too

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Goldberry344
*tucks her pebble in her pocket* "how about a nice little ditty i like to call "Shut Up, Kor, No One Likes You"?" ;)

I know that one! Let's begin!! We can switch off lines!!
*croons in her sultry voice*
"Oooh, Korhall you sure are a braggart
Korhall you sure are a cad

[korhall]

you're cute when you try to be insulting;)

[Wonko The Sane]

*blushes*
Don't try to sweet-talk me. Won't work!
*hopes Goldie comes back soon so she can sing and NOT hide her head in her sweater*

[korhall]

then why are you blushing?

[Wonko The Sane]

*is embarrassed and trying to look nonplussed*

You're married...go bother Pheonix.

[Goldberry344]

"You really can be a loser
especially when you talk,
oh kor,
shut up and dont talk...
yeah
no one likes you....
yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh
*nenenernene*
especialy when you
TaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlllkkkkkkkkk"

[Wonko The Sane]

THANK YOU!!
You saved me!!

*picks up where Goldie left off*

You really need a clue
Dear, Kor
and a lobotomy too
so shut up
don't talk
shut up
don't talk
you can open your mouth
but it better be
to put a twinkie in
oh don't talk korhall
don't talk
shut up please
and don't talk!

[Goldberry344]

*wipes a tear from her eye* that was truly amazing. would you like to try "No One Likes Kor Ya Ya Ya"...its to the tune of the beatles....

[Wonko The Sane]

Hehe...I LOVE!
*sings intro*
"No one likes Kor ya ya ya
We hate you ya ya ya
Don't like you ya ya ya ya ya"

[Goldberry344]

if you were nicer yayaya
we might like you yayaya
but since you got hitched yayaya
you're so mean yayaya

[Wonko The Sane]

You think we like you, whoa
It always fills your mi-ee-ind
But if you really knew
We hate you all the ti-ee-ime

You think we love you
But we really want to puke
You think we love you
But we'd rather kiss a mook!
Ooooh!

We hate you ya ya ya
Despise you ya ya ya
Will run if you deign to come near

[Goldberry344]

"Bravo, indeed, bravo. now, indeed, how do you feel about our tautings, mr korrrrrhhhhAAll?

[arisen pheonix]

i am so terribly forgotten *sniff sniff*



sniff




sssssssnnnnnniiiiifffffffff

[Wonko The Sane]

We can sing nasty songs to you too if you want, Pheonix.

*Grins at her partner in crime*

Can't we, Goldie?

[arisen pheonix]

you remember me i am soooooo touched

[Wonko The Sane]

I think Goldie would be more than happy to sing a little ditty for the wife of our detestable Korhall. :)

[Goldberry344]

"AP (deneer) your hubby is so horrid!
such a borrid
guyyyyyyy
yeah
AP (deneer) your hubby is so cruel!
he should eat some gruel
for luuunnnccchhh
yeah
AP (deneer) your hubby is so annoying
he should not be so annoying
all the tiiimmmmee
YEAH

[Wonko The Sane]

Bravo!!!
My turn?

It's been a long hard rode for you
Pheonix
Spent ages and a day with your
Kleenex
We know your husband is a boar
We know he makes you cry
We say that you should leave the
man
But you will not say, "Bye!"

All you say, all you do is whisper, "I will never leave you"
We roll our eyes as you cry out, "I LOVE YOU!"
We walk away and you say, "Korhall dear I'll never leave you"
We shake our heads
There's nothing we can do

If you won't leave the jerk
The sufferings on you.
OOOOOH!

[korhall]

i'm sorry ladies the beatles want their songs back

[Wonko The Sane]

That's ace! Thanks for letting us know.

Oh, and Sam Donaldson called...he wants his hairpiece back.

[Goldberry344]

oh, too bad you cant always get what you want.... ;)

[Wonko The Sane]

I know I know...then we might actually have peace and quiet from the peanut gallery, a sucessful quest, AND full use of our Shiny Pebbles of Boy Control. :)

[Wood Bloom]

hello all whats goin on

[Goldberry344]

not much, wood bloom, just picking on Kor

[Wood Bloom]

poor kor

[Wonko The Sane]

Poor Kor?!?! Poor us!!! DID YOU SEE WHAT HE SAID ABOUT US!?!

He implied that men would run from us...he implied we couldn't get blokes even WITH our shiny pebbles of boy control! Kor deserves everything he got!

[Goldberry344]

*sniff* too true. he made me cry. *cries*

[arisen pheonix]

you guys are very strange

[Wonko The Sane]

We are not! Did you see the way he treated us!?

*sniffles and buries her head on Goldie's shoulder*

We're so abused, Goldie! So neglected and unloved!!!

[Goldberry344]

*sniffs into wonko's shoulder* "too true....too tru...wait. we are cool warrior wandering chicas. we dont take this kind of abuse" *stands up extra tall* "YA!"

[Wonko The Sane]

*snaps to attention*
You're RIGHT Goldie!
We are women...or girls at least...hear us ROAR! Or purr gently...hehe.
:p
*purrs*

Let's pants some Yrch!

[Goldberry344]

*shudders* that could be gross. but hey, its nothing WE cant handle, though others may faint on the spot.

[Wonko The Sane]

I'll have you know I'm quite adept at pantsing Yrch! Let's go get them!!

*calls out a shrill battle cry as she grabs Goldie by the hand and jerks her towards the forest*

[Goldberry344]

*straps on her special stealthy belt unbuckeling gloves and follows wonko* "Who is coming? are you with me, yay or nay??"

[Wonko The Sane]

Shhh! We don't want to scare them away!
*tiptoes into the forest*

You need special TOOLS to unbuckle belts? You need to practice more...like me! Well...we'll get plenty of practice today!!

*stalks silently into the woods in surch of evil Yrch*

[arisen pheonix]

i am a magnet for the craziest people on this planet

[Wonko The Sane]

Maybe it's not you dear, maybe it's your "darling" husband...
*rolls eyes and gags before pulling her hood over her head and going back to her hunt for orcs* Yummy!

[arisen pheonix]

takes dagger and is very tempted to cut something bad enuf so she wont have to listen to this ever

[korhall]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
Poor Kor?!?! Poor us!!! DID YOU SEE WHAT HE SAID ABOUT US!?!

He implied that men would run from us...he implied we couldn't get blokes even WITH our shiny pebbles of boy control! Kor deserves everything he got!

if you are going to ***** about me do it right. i did not say that. i said that you didn't have boy control, you have boy repulsion stones. i made no personal attack that you very much! HAZZA

[korhall]

i will not make the obvious belt unbuckling jokes. in the intrest of cleanlyness at least

[Wonko The Sane]

Suit yourself! More yrch for us!!!

*Returns to her hunting with Goldie...*

PS- I know Kor...we're just messin' wit, ya!

[Goldberry344]

"I am sorry, my dear wonko, but i am much more used to men's belt buckels, though you may choose to familiarize yourself with those of yrch..."

[Wonko The Sane]

Shhh!!! I don't know where you people are getting this! :rolleyes:

Yrch and men put their trousers on one leg a time, Goldie! And their belts do not be any different!

[Goldberry344]

*grins in delight at wonko stammering underpressure. then she spots an orc, sneaks out from behind her tree, undoes his belt buckle, pants him and runs away. her stealthy gloves fell off and are left in the leaves. *cries**

[Wonko The Sane]

*stammers* I AM NOT STAMMERING!
Shhhh! I mean it!!
*tries to hider her obvious discomfort*
SHHH AGAIN!
*spots another Orc laughing at the pantsed orc and sneaks up behind the second orc. Lightning quick his buckles open and he is pantsed*

That's soo funny! *runs after Goldie but eventually collapses with laughter in a pile of leaves. She tosses and turns giggling like crazy until she hits her head on something. She pulls out Goldie's gloves from the leaves*

OW! *she cries* Goldie, watch your gloves next time!

[Goldberry344]

"Oh, you're just lucky they didnt pants you.....whops, i spoke too soon." ;)

[Wonko The Sane]

But I'm wearing a skirt....

[Goldberry344]

sorry, wonks, but it doesnt quite matter with these gloves....

[Lillyaundra]

GUESS WHO IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND BACK UNTILL THE END OF TIME AND ALL CREATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shall give you three guesses@!!!!
*hint

not elvis
not gandalf(he comes in the 2nd book)
and not george

[Goldberry344]

*does a flying leap at audra YAYAYAYAYAYA, YOU'RE BACK! *is really happy* where did you go anyhow??

[Wonko The Sane]

*pulls up her pants before running to go give Lilly a flying hug* WELCOME BACK!!!! *takes a step backwards* Um...who are you?

[Goldberry344]

HOW COULD YOU NOT REMEMBER AUDRA?? *cries*

[Lillyaundra]

it is no big, I have seriously been gone far too long...

I am lillyaundra, the watcher of all things, to my friends I am Lilly. A wanderer by heart and sole;) I am one of the first wanderers and ampleased to say that I am never ever going to be anything BUT a wanderer.

nice to meeet you:):D

[Hirila]

Not even the soft striking beauty of a lily could express my hapines at your return.
Oh, d***** I'm glad you're back. Come on, bring your bit of joy into our story, make us love and sing and dance again in pouring rain!
Oh, it's good to see you. I almost thought you had found a "home", my dear wanderer.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Hugs Lilly*
I was only joshing! I know who you are...I remember you from that "person above you" thread. :)

Want to pants some yrch with me and Goldie? *winks*

[Goldberry344]

*grins and nodds emphatically*

*whispers to Lily* "Ever since Snaga1 posted his pic, wonko has had a slight obsession with yrch...."

[Wonko The Sane]

*falls on her back in the leaves and giggles*
It's not JUST the pic, Goldie!
Have you ever heard him TALK?

Beautiful BEAUTIFUL English accent...*swoons*

Ok...so I have a slight thing for British men...erm...yrch...*giggles* No biggie!

But SHHHH! It's a secret!!

*she suddenly springs up and pulls her hood over her long, silver hair and goes off into the woods in search of more Yrch.*

[Goldberry344]

guys with english accents are great......but please...

*follows wonko to pants some yrch*

[Wonko The Sane]

I know...I know. Maybe I take it a little too far...but I'm having fun!

*lurks in the shadows and spots a short, ugly orc trying to undo a ball of purple yarn*

*whispers* What a nutter! *before running up to him and PANTSING THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HIM!!!

*runs off giggling like crazy*

[Lillyaundra]

oh dear oh DEAR!!! what has become of my family of wanderers?!?!!!?!?!? pantsing people!!! the nerve!:rolleyes: but if it is only orcs....but still do you really? and I mean REALLY REALLY wnat to know what is under there? shiveres at the thought:eek: :confused: :o :(


it is so nice to be back*happy sigh* and I am NEVER EVER LEAVING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHOHOHOOHOHOHOH HEHEHEHEHEHEHE HUMH UMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUM

well o.k. I have to leave sometimes...for school and swimteam and sleeping....But we wont tell anyone will we??? I thought not:):D

[Wonko The Sane]

*grins widely* Oh I ALREADY know what's und....*slaps a hand over her mouth and trips gaily away*

I need to learn to keep my mouth shut! :rolleyes:
*sneaks up behind another short, ugly, yrch. This one is trying to set his digital watch. She tiptoes up and in a swift, practiced motion she PANTSES THE SUCKER!!!*

THIS IS SO FUN!

[Kellivara]

*has been standing at the door, not wanting to come in during the fight, for with her personality she would have had to take sides, and she has a good friends on both sides* but now the the arguement is half or more over.........*walks in and walks up to Wonks and Kor* anyone got ne food for a hungry little drow? I can't go back to the singles bar:( not for a while anyway........ I've been wandering in my deep dark forest of depressing thoughts for days with no food or drink........

then I came upon this place and recognozed some friends^_^ anyone gots some food I can have? Wonks.........if you are gonna give me food..........wash your hands a million times over first please.........

[Wonko The Sane]

I'm not giving you any food until you pants some yrch with me and goldie and lilly!! :)

[Kellivara]

*walks up to Kor and Phoenix* do either of your have some food I can have?

[Wonko The Sane]

Ignore her! *she shouts as she stalks through the woods*

[Kellivara]

HEY! Don't listen to wonks! I know you two are too nice to turn poor lil hungry Kell away^_^ lol!

[Wonko The Sane]

*tries to ignore the hungry Drow but finds she can't. She pulls some Lembas from her magic pockets and hands it to Kell*

Fine...eat first...pants later, ok?

[Kellivara]

*snatches Lembas from Wonks and goes and huddles in a small corner to eat it* well seing as its still tightly wrapped in its original leaf.......it SHOULD be safe to eat......lol^_^ *iz trying to ignore the pantsing going on in front of her, and decides to turn around facing the corner* MUCH better.......no, no pantsing for me.......

[Wonko The Sane]

We're actually outdoors, Kell...but anyway...
*returns to her pantsing escapades*

[Kellivara]

eeeeeeeeezactly! lol, there are many many many corners in the out of doors. and the door thing....there WAS a door:( it is an evil door, if it is going back to where I was, and it is still there, I just choose not to use it. It leads to and from my deep dark endless forest of depressing thoughts. I found it while I was lost in there.........it was a most welcome way out.

[Wonko The Sane]

*is confused but smiles at Kellivara's strange backpeddling*
Whatever you say, drowling.

*pantses more Yrch with wild abandon*

[Kellivara]

backpeddling? *head spins* ANyway......

[Wonko The Sane]

*is stil pantsing Yrch*

Where're the FUN orcs when you need them!?

[Kellivara]

*iz still munching on her lembas* ummmmm.........yea, I am gonna like, TRY not to spam in here............*puts sollemn look over face* last time I got into trouble for it I came back and everything had changed......me not want that to happen again......

anyway, I prob won't post nemore for a while then...

[Wonko The Sane]

*nods her agreement*
You're right...that's kind of spamming...I'll merrily pants some Yrch until others come to chat!

*runs off to pants her Yrch*

[Kellivara]

ok, how long is this RPG? if it is not too long, and if it is OK with all of you, I would like too join:P