wanderers rise now and meet

[Goldberry344]

you can ony be in the rp if you're in the wanderers....and for that you have to ask ap...but if she says yes, im the official welcome wagon! *grin*

and if you really want food....*shoves a pie in Kel's face* there ya go.

*runs off to pants more yrch*

[Wonko The Sane]

*frolicks off arm in arm with Goldie, giggling at Kell's pie covered face*

Who shall we pants next, Goldie?

[Kellivara]

Thanx for the pie Goldie!!! mmmmm.........chocolate mereinge(sp!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?) ...........

[Lillyaundra]

sorry this may be really realy really rude of me but i forgot when you joined and who you are Kellivara...could you enlighten me?

[Kellivara]

LOL! no offense taken I assure you. I have not joined yet as far as I know, but I was saying that I wish to. It sounds like fun, and I haven't read any of the RPG yet, but I am planning on reading the whole thing tomorrow, seing as today was used on reading this entire thread, I didn't want to read that today too.

[Kellivara]

Oh and I almost forgot, as far as to who I am, I am a drow, who just happened to come upon this place when she was wandering and hungry. I have no home, but I hang out at the Dragon-somthin-rather-singles bar a lot, but I am not going back for a while. Just to inform you ppl.

[Wood Bloom]

wood bloom walks in and begins to sing "where Ever I May Roam"
for ap has returned
rover wanderer nomad vagobond call me what u will

[sauronbill]

hi guys how are you?
:D

[sauronbill]

Let's play a game: one of us will start a middle earth story(you know with elves, hobbits and all that cool stuff) and then another person keep the story going and then another and another.... you get the point. The one who finish the story with the best end wins. The best final will be the one that everybody is agree with. If any participant is not agree with the end of that story, he will make a final, and then we will vote. Whoever gets more votes win. If the result of the votes is not clear, then the story will go on.

[sauronbill]

Ready? I'll start:


The night was dark. As dark as a night with no moon and no stars can be. It was also quiet, very quiet, like if the nature and the animals were expecting something to come up. Something that it wasn't good at all. The elf princess decide to stop and camp at least untill dawn, when everything look more secure and her powers were more effective. She was afraid of the dark, like a small child that screams every time they turn the light off, only that she didn't scream of course. But in her heart she always felt uncorfortable around darkness. Especially after she learned her powers, and start knowing that the world was not only animals and roses. There were dark forces that were always waiting for the right time. Like a tiger waiting for its prey. Suddenly two voices came from the dark. She couldn't see but she had a good ear and they weren't more far than 25 feet. She hide behind a big tree and saw the two creatures that were talking in the middle of the dark forest breaking the eternal silence. A hobbit and a dwarf that talked like old friends......(someone please continue)

[Hirila]

Whoever wants to join the wanderers (and perhaps even our RP) should always have in mind:
--> The RP is serious. We want a serious story with not too much unnecessary posts.
--> If you want to talk nonsense please stay in the wanderers thread.
(Not that we don't have fun in the RP, but sometimes it is really annoying when you have a serious talk with a character in the quest and suddenly some cats appear and start dancing a reel singing of ale ale and ale.)

[Goldberry344]

that is true, hirila. though we (ie me and wonks) seem really crazy and out of it here, in the rp we are quite a serious bunch. seriously.

"hmmm wonks,.....we could stalk a brittish yrch for ya... ;) "

[Wonko The Sane]

:) Done and done, dear! ;)

Hehe...I GOT A PHONE CALL!!! *swoons*

[sauronbill]

you people are just a bunch of losers who doesn't have the imagination to play in the world of Tolkien. True you may be experts in all, better than me of course, but what is knowledge without the imagination. Just a lonely mountain without Smaug, or a Mordor without Sauron. Just a world of no adventure at all. You people should help also grow the world of Tolkien, not just admire the masterpiece and do nothing about it. Tolkien created a glorious world, a masterpiece, a Minas Tirith in epic literature. Were he build once we should help built too. And make the masterpiece even more beautiful, that's what he wanted i am sure, and that's what every writter wants. What i propose is just a challenge, an adventure to use your imagination(do not confuse with brains). If you people ignore me just keep admiring the masterpiece sitting far away; if you decide to act(for a change), then start a better story and help add Tolkiens infinite tower of imaginative creation one more stone.....

[Lillyaundra]

now sauronbill please do try to be nice:):D it is not nice to go into someone elses guild and then insult it. I don't know if you knew that or not but I am telling you now. you don't really have any say in the matter so why would you say anything in the first place? wether you like it or not this is what the wanderers have decieded to do and that is that.. just be carefull what you say or you could end up annyoing someone too much...just a wee bit of advice:):D

[Lillyaundra]

I feel better now and I do hope that he/she will take my advice. sorry I said he alot I did not mean to offend if it is a she behind the sauronbill

[Goldberry344]

lily, i agree, but be careful about personal attacks....*whispers* "the mods are everywhere*

and the wanderers here cause they're cleaning out the prancing pony...i think it'll go back to tpp later.
\

[Lillyaundra]

he did it first!
and thanks for the info:):D

nice to se ya again!

[sauronbill]

i guess i am in the wrong forum

[Kellivara]

Osh Aye! All of you! Calm down! *realizes what she's saying* WOAH! Did I , of ALL ppl, just say that? wow.....maybe I should sit down........
*goes and sits on nearby tree stump*

[Lillyaundra]

sauronbill why would you be in the wrong forum? and kellivara are you a wanderer? I am soooooo sorry if you are and I forgot.....but I have been gone for a long time and well things tend to slip the mind if they are not in use...

[Wood Bloom]

hello every one hows it ging

[Goldberry344]

kel's not OFFICCALLY a wanderer, just an aspiring one. trust me, i will thoroughly welcome her when the time comes. i am, after all, the welcome wagon of the wanderers *is proud*

[Lillyaundra]

o.k. thanks for clearing it up:):D by the way..umm this may seem silly but what are you waiting for???

my oh my I am sooooooo full of questions!

[Wonko The Sane]

It's kind of funny...Kell's not actually a wanderer yet...but I am...and I don't remember EVER having posted in our RPG...

I should get on that I think...

[Goldberry344]

*grins* im in the rpg. i havent done my welcome wagon stuff cause AP hasnt officially said ok......

[arisen pheonix]

OK

[Goldberry344]

Originally posted by arisen pheonix
OK
AYAYAAYAYYAYAY!!! WELCOME KEL!!!!!!
says the welcome wagon, officially.

[Kellivara]

*ignores the bright pink of the letters and just pretends it's blue* lol

thnx for the warm welcome. lol, and before I was a wanderer always, but not a Wanderer. haven't had a home for a looooong time. lol.

[Wonko The Sane]

WELCOME KELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kellivara]

LOL! thnx

[Goldberry344]

I like pink. so there. andi thought we were wonderers...>?

[Lillyaundra]

welcome welcome welcome welcome
welcome welcome welcome welcome welcxome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcoem welcome welceome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcoemwelcoem weelcome welcome welcome

to the wanderers!

( I am not a welcome wwagon just bored)

[Kellivara]

we are wanderers Goldie. Is anyone other than me confused about now?

[Goldberry344]

no, kel, it was one of the jokes someone started when the waderers were new.

"where do we wander, i wonder"

ya funny.am i the only one who remembers this??

[Kellivara]

ah. sorry, I remember it now. I misread ur comment. I thought it said "and I thought we were wanderes" when in all actuallity it said "and I thought we were wonderers" lol

[Goldberry344]

*giggle* ok. as long as i make sense to someone around here.

[Wonko The Sane]

You make sense to me! Except you're a frisbee. Good thing I'm not a sock anymore or I'd have to stop talking to you.

[Goldberry344]

Why cant socks and Frisbees be friends?? and the only reason that i am a frisbee is cause i couldnt think of anything better to put as my user title. *garh* i had somethink like "forum relationship damper" *(somethink like that)* but it starred out "forum" so it said "***** relationship damper" which made no sents whatsoever.



and that is my story.

[Wonko The Sane]

Why are you the forum relationship damper? *slowly backs away*

[Goldberry344]

in one way i am. see, i cought the bouquet at the last wedding. so if you or any lass wishes to go so far in her relationship as to wed, you CANT cause I HAVE TO FIRST!!!! *evil cackeling laugh heard*

but i love y'all anywho.

[Wonko The Sane]

*breathes a sigh of relief*

Oh...alright then. No complaints here.

And you said, "And that is my story." a few posts ago...that's GREAT!! I say that ALL the time IRL...ususally followed by "The End."

[Hirila]

Could it be that I am confused? Or are you?
Girls: I'd like to see you keep to ONE topic for an entire page. I'd open a bottle of champagne if you did so. ;)

Welcome Kel, hope to see you bring some new ideas into our RP soon.
(Perhaps we could find some new stones soon. For example the Control Over Metals. The orcs who have it are on their way towards Ragnar's and want to attack. This could happen soon. The first spy has just been found on the family feast there.
Or one of these: Control Of Water or Control Of Weather. Gemini already has it hidden in her bag, but we don't know which one it is. Ragnar is said to be able to help us with this. That's why we went there.

In any case, see you soon!

[Wonko The Sane]

Sure. We can keep it to one topic for an entire page...
We'd better wait until we get a new page so we can keep proper track of it.
How about the topic be Wonks's love of Englishmen or Englishyrch or whichever you please.

That'll be easy!

[Lillyaundra]

yes it will be sooo easy that let us try it now!

by the way happy halloween for yesterday(sory I was at school and had no time to post)

[Wonko The Sane]

Ok, let's finish up this page of posts and then move on to talk of Wonko's love of the Brits! ;) *really wants that Champagne Hirila promised*

[Goldberry344]

HEY! we talked about pantsing yrch for way more than one page. start cracking the champagne, Hirila!!! ;)

[Wonko The Sane]

She's right you know...
And I'm STILL thinking about it so that has to count for something too!
Wonks is easily distracted but THIS she can't get out of her head.

So pay up.

[Wood Bloom]

hello..hello..hello..hello..hello..hello..hello..h ello..hello...
how is every on eman i havn't been on here forever but gues
what tomarrow is my BIR THDAY YAY

[Kellivara]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! (early) my b-day is on the 20th^_^

[Wood Bloom]

thanx

[Kellivara]

ur welcome^_^

[Wonko The Sane]

Happy Early Birthday.

Is it a new page yet? Shall we commence speaking of my love of all things British?

*loves all things British*

[Kellivara]

lol, not yet Wonks. be paaaaaaaaatient, hahahahahhaahahha

[Wonko The Sane]

*is still loving all things British, waiting patiently for the next page to start*

[Lillyaundra]

yes so thiis page does seem to keep going on and on and on

[Lillyaundra]

the page broke the page broke!1

[Wonko The Sane]

Alright, this page is officially to be used to talk about AND ONLY ABOUT My love of all things British...British men, British yrch, British television, British Billy-clubs.

EVERYTHING!

So let's start out by saying that I've decided that Jamie Oliver (the English chef-man) is not only gorgeous but his accent could sing doves to sleep. How about that?
Discuss!!

[ALICE]

i can tell that you like english men have you got a boyfriend

[Wonko The Sane]

*looks pensive* Um...I plead the fifth?

:rolleyes:

Back to British guys though...*swoons*

Have you ever noticed that ANYthing sounds more romantic when said in a British accent?

Like for example the word "courgette" it's a normal word...and although we don't use it in America there's nothing really special about it.
But it's ADORABLE when you can get someone British to say it. Just WONDERFUL!

[TheFool]

Wait til your TV is bombarded with Sainsbury's adverts every 5 mins. That's the REAL Jamie Oliver (and Jools) test :p

[Wonko The Sane]

You get to see Jamie Oliver every 5 minutes!?!?! *wants to move to England NOW*
You're so lucky!

Jamie Oliver I'm sure is a good cook but the recipies he makes with canned fruit look pretty bad sometimes...
Still and all...I'd eat them for him! He's soooooo sexy!

[TheFool]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
You get to see Jamie Oliver every 5 minutes!?!?!

Jamie driving round town on his scooter. Jamie at the Sainsbury's deli counter. Jamie chatting to his friendly greengrocer. Jamie and his Sainsburys-friends. Jamie and Jools. Jamie being put legs-first through a wood-chipper (J/K). Jamie saying 'pukka'. However he does do this 'big fried breakfast' thing which looks seriously tasty :D so I'll let him off

[Wonko The Sane]

Snaga's not a big fan of Jamie Oliver either.

I don't understand it really. He (Jamie) is sexy, British, and SEXY BRITISH! What more could you ask for?

And a man that can cook is SERIOUSLY hot IMO.

[Goldberry344]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
Alright, this page is officially to be used to talk about AND ONLY ABOUT My love of all things British...British men, British yrch, British television, British Billy-clubs.

EVERYTHING!

So let's start out by saying that I've decided that Jamie Oliver (the English chef-man) is not only gorgeous but his accent could sing doves to sleep. How about that?
Discuss!!

whatabout my love of the brits??? since when is Wonks the only female who matters???


*goes to pout in a corner by herself*

[TheFool]

*Fool chuckles as he sneaks up behind Goldberry with a pin in one hand and a large balloon in the other. But he thinks better of it!*

Here you can have first pick of my selection of english celebrity chefs :) avoid the Gordon Ramsay though, it leaves a bitter after-taste

[Goldberry344]

*glances over at fool and then gawps at his siggy* "I WAS IN THAT SKECH!! we did it at camp this year and i was the waitress....mega fun"

[TheFool]

It has been drummed into my brain by my parents singing it at thousands of meal times

You were the waitress! You can do the whole Gilliam-man-as-woman voice then :cool: ;)

edit: why are they all called Josh?!

[Wood Bloom]

"He (Jamie) is sexy, British, and SEXY BRITISH! What more could you ask for?"
-Wonko the Sane
british men are hot and sexy i agree i actually think ale english me are sexy i meen lok at orlando bloom hes hot oh hold on this is supposed to be about wonks obsession of brits sorry
u have great taste

[Goldberry344]

i could if i wanted too, fool....

theres this teacher at my school, and he's from england, but everyone thinks hes from australia. (but his accent is so OBVIOUSLY brittish). so i tell this girl to go up to him and ask him where he's frome, i bet he's from england, she bet austrailia. so she goes up to him and was like

"where in australia are you from??"
and he goes, "Just a little town called LONDON" i was like oohhhh, shut down. i was right. *grin*

[TheFool]

My friend Charlotte gets 'accused' of being Australian a lot, and shes from Surrey near London.. weird no? Me parents are from london but I went to school in the NE so I have a somewhat mixed accent... someone said I sound like Wiltshire but I don't even know where Wiltshire is :confused:
Hybrid accents keep you on your toes though, it's funny when someone is talking and every 10th word is in a Texan drawl :)

[Goldberry344]

i want to be brittish. if i were british, i would live in brittan, and id have a better chance of marrying a brittish boy.

[Wonko The Sane]

:) I can tell the difference between English and Australian and this guy came into the store I work at and he was so obviously not Australian, definitely English and I was like, "So where is your accent from?" and he was like, "Guess." And I was thinking, "Oh no! I know nothing about which accents come from which parts of England! I'll make a big fool of myself!" So I said, "Well, I can tell you're English, but I don't kn..." and he cut me off and said, "Well done! I'm impressed. Most people say Australia or something like that!" I was so pleased. And then I asked him where in England and he said "Manchester" and I asked him if he had any brothers (since he was married) and he said, "Yes. I've got a younger brother. He might be a bit old for you though, he's thirty." I said, "That's perfect. Tell him to come down to the store!" :) Hehe.

[Goldberry344]

english and austrailian are way different! and you shoulda asked him if his younger brother had a younger brother.... ;)

[Wonko The Sane]

:) Next time I see him I'll ask him if he can send any random male relatives of his over to MA for you.

[Goldberry344]

*jumps for joy* because, of course, if an attractive brittish male were to come to the us, the would automatically say, "i should go to mass. so that i can visit goldie!"

[Wonko The Sane]

Hehe...not ALL of them.
I'm sure one or two would want to come to see me!!

[Lillyaundra]

who is "TheFool"?

[TheFool]

A question I have asked myself a lot :(

there are 2 possible answers:

a) his name is Paul and he lives in England :)

b) "Radagast the Brown!" laughed Saruman, and he no longer concealed his scorn.
OK I was pressed for time, needed a username, all I wanted to do was discuss FOTR!


edit: sp

[Hirila]

Well: Mission incompleted! You didn't keep to the topic "sexy britsh men" for two pages. ;) :D
I won, I won. I should have made a bet of it! I'd be millionaire by now. But thanks to you all: you have verified my hypothesis.

To come back to this mix-English-up-with-Australian, well I know two (!:cool: ) Australians and I can say they talk a very understandable English. If I hadn't known that English English sounds a bit (all English readers may excuse this) , well it sounds gay. At least for many Germans. It is the accent they have. Or do not have? Are there people without accent? I mean, even BBC-English sounds sunny.
But to come back to the sexy guys in Britain: that's definitely right: I've only been to London once, and that only for four days. But the guys there were definitely the best that can be seen in Europe. (except for the exceptions)

TheFool: Is that you in your avatar?

[TheFool]

<----- hehe no it's not me. Its from 'Bad Taste', Peter Jackson's first film. The scene is accompanied with the line: "I think you'd better kill him, Barry...." hmm, which smiley should I use here...


*Runs off to tape his own voice to see if it sounds gay*

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Hirila
Well: Mission incompleted! You didn't keep to the topic "sexy britsh men" for two pages. ;) :D
I won, I won. I should have made a bet of it! I'd be millionaire by now. But thanks to you all: you have verified my hypothesis.

To come back to this mix-English-up-with-Australian, well I know two (!:cool: ) Australians and I can say they talk a very understandable English. If I hadn't known that English English sounds a bit (all English readers may excuse this) , well it sounds gay. At least for many Germans. It is the accent they have. Or do not have? Are there people without accent? I mean, even BBC-English sounds sunny.
But to come back to the sexy guys in Britain: that's definitely right: I've only been to London once, and that only for four days. But the guys there were definitely the best that can be seen in Europe. (except for the exceptions)

TheFool: Is that you in your avatar?

First of all I must say that an English accent is NOT gay-sounding!! It's not!!! And after four hours of phone conversation I STILL think so!!!

AND...you're right. English men are sexy...but I believe the idea was to talk about it for ONE page...not two.
Crack the champagne!

[Goldberry344]

Hirila, your deal was off from the start....we talked about pantsing yrch for a LOOOOooooOOOooOOoOooOong time. *grins* and scottish accents are hott. all accents are hot. almost......

[Wonko The Sane]

*is STILL thinking about pantsing Yrch*

You're right...all accents are hot. :) Especially when you get to hear them for FOUR HOURS STRAIGHT as you wander around Downtown and get pierced and sit in fields and get rained on and stuff.

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
First of all I must say that an English accent is NOT gay-sounding!! It's not!!! And after four hours of phone conversation I STILL think so!!!




Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
You're right...all accents are hot. :) Especially when you get to hear them for FOUR HOURS STRAIGHT as you wander around Downtown and get pierced and sit in fields and get rained on and stuff.



all I have to say is........*snickers*

[Wonko The Sane]

Kell the secret's out now...you can talk about it as much as you want! Everyone knows!!!

[Kellivara]

lol! well I KNEW that:cool:but 1) I was expirementing with quotes and 2) I just had to say it;)

[Wonko The Sane]

That's fine...tease me about it all you want. I'm HAPPY!

[Goldberry344]

wait, wonks, it was a secret at some time?

[Wonko The Sane]

Yeah...I think Kell was the first to figure out something was going on...or at least the first to ask me about it.
And I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be a secret or not so I just made it one.
It's been going on for a while before we told anybody...but not TOOO long.

[Goldberry344]

i started to catch on to things when your title changed and we started pantsing yrch.....excuse me if im slow.

[Wonko The Sane]

Hehe...my title change and the Yrch-pantsing started pretty close to the beginning of the whole thing...so you weren't slow! You caught on...but still, Kell was the first to say anything to me! ;)

[Kellivara]

lol! I'm just quik at these things, and I was extremely surprised when Wonks said it WAS a secret, teeheehehehehehehe

[Wonko The Sane]

Well it never really WAS a secret I guess...I only thought that it was because I thought that he would want it to be a secret.
But really he didn't mind. He said something along the lines of "I'm proud of you, I want EVERYONE to know." :D :rolleyes:
Surprisingly enough communication was all that was needed to fix that mix-up. I really should try that more in the future! ;) :rolleyes:
Although it was fun when it was a secret because there were so very many fun little inside-jokes! But there are still those now...
It was really fun to keep everyone guessing though...oh how we messed Sting about! :rolleyes: :D :D

[Seraph]

Can someone tell me what this thread's about exactly?

[Wonko The Sane]

This is the Everquest of Wanderers out of character thread where we talk about our quest and stuff for the RPG.

But way back in the day I thought this WAS the RPG, and I'm also really lazy, so I've got permission to post in the quest...but I never have. Not once. (I don't think so at least)

The End.

[Goldberry344]

Its sorta like a guild, but a guild would make us stop wandring, so its just a thread.

speaking of our rp, i should probably figure out whats happening in that. but Kor and AP seem to have dissapeared, or am i just blind?

[Wonko The Sane]

Maybe they moved to bermuda together...

[korhall]

alas no. i have been really busy recently, long days and longer nights. up at 5:15 sleep at 1 or 2. sorry i haven't been on more. i will be here more though

[Kellivara]

I haven't posted in the RP yet either Wonks. y? cuz I haven't read it all yet-_- my bad?

[Dragonblade]

*taps Wonk's on shoulder* Now that everyone ELSE knows this secret, mind informing the poor drow left in the dark?

*glomps Kor*

[Goldberry344]

*pulls DB off of Kor* "He's married, DOLT!"

[Seraph]

So these RPG things how do they work exactly? I've seen them but I'm still slightly in the dark. Anyone care to tell me?

[Kellivara]

*snickers* Goldie she KNOWS that, but Blade has no morals, lol j/k:)

lol Blade I was wonderin when u'd stumble upon this lil thread^_^

oh and the so called 'secret' that isn't really a secret anymore is somtin u prob already know. three words to explain it all: Wonks & Snags^_^ lol

[Dragonblade]

Morals...what is this word you speak of? LOL jk!! I'm no homewrecker! And I can glomp a friend, my friend glomped me...so there :P I can glomp people I know, it doesn't mean anything beyond a very enthusiastic and sugar induced hello

*is still lost* I still have NO clue what you are talking about, I haven't had a lot of sleep so bear with me! I'm a little slow today, and no comments from ANYONE!
It took me a while to 'stumble' upon this thread cause I kind of stopped coming to this site, and if I did come here, I just stayed in the stuff and bother forum.

[korhall]

i guess trying to be de-glomped is taken care of. a friendly glomping is fine, but just a friendly one

[Dragonblade]

That's all it is, a friendly glomping, nuttin' else. And I happened to be very hyper and very tired when I glomped you, lol. But it was only a friendly glomp, as I have already explained.

[korhall]

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggttttttttt ttttt...sure

lets get the rpg going again!

[Dragonblade]

*smacks Korhall in the back of the head* Why else would I have done it?

[korhall]

poke, no reason, just to make you mad

[Dragonblade]

Do you enjoy getting a rise out of me or something? LOL.
*knocks Korhall to the ground and then skampers away* Mwahaha

[korhall]

jumps up, chases DB down tackels her and then says yes i do:P

lets get the RPG going ok?

[Kellivara]

lol!!! *I will make no comments........I will make no comments.....I will make no comments.......* *COMMENT!!!!!!!!*


lol, ANYWAY....Kor as soon as I read thru the whole RPG an find I nice place to jump in I'll join y'all, lol, I've had AP's permission for wh oknows how long:)

[Dragonblade]

*bites Korhall's nose* Roar *runs away to avoid retalliation*

Oops, this is a RPG...er...sorry...I thought roleplaying was only in the roleplaying section...sorry for intruding.

[Goldberry344]

*stomps foot in disgust* YOU THREE!! SERIOUSLY!!! DONT you guys REALIZE that there was a newb asking for help and suggestions and you IGNORED THEM??? *smacks head with palm* C'MON!

[Kellivara]

oops.......I actually was gonna say something to the newb, BUT I kinda got distracted by the long awaited reunion of the 3 stooges^_^ (lol j/k, more like reunion of the crazy ppl^_^)

[Dragonblade]

Reunion of the crazy people...LOL much

Whoops, sorry, I didn't realize someone asked a question...Sorry Seraph.

[Kellivara]

lol! TTF just wasn't the same without you guys! *hugs Blade and Kor*
and no, that was NOT an over-friendly hug either-_-

[Dragonblade]

*sticks tongue out at Kell* I'm a friendly person, so sue me.

Well, TTF starting changing when the mods decided to delete half of the threads and started moving things around.

Stupid question...what is the point of this thread...Kor is going on about RPG's...and everyone else is treating it like a one of the other bars...so...please help me, I am confused...doesn't take much.

[Kellivara]

In short: It's a thread for ppl in our RPG and those who want to join our RPG. AND for those of us wanderers who don't really have anywhere else to go:) lol

[Dragonblade]

What RPG!?!?!?!? So there was an RPG going on?
And you only have 4 warning points!? I thought you had more than that...dayum

[Kellivara]

you dumb..........idiot.......*sigh* I'm not on msn so I can't explain it to you-_- KOR HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE explain it to her!

[Kellivara]

well I gtg now y'all. SIONARA!!!!!!! (see y'all tomorrowz^_~)

[korhall]

this is not an rpg. i was saying we should go back to the rpg, if you ain't in join. CRAZY PEOPLE OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragonblade]

Ok, I understand now...yes it takes a lot to get it through my head.

[Dragonblade]

What RPG have you guys joined?

I am so mad, I had to get up this morning, and I am tired and sick, only to find that I have a spare so I didn't even have to get up until 11:00!! AARGGGG!!!!!!!!!

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Dragonblade
*taps Wonk's on shoulder* Now that everyone ELSE knows this secret, mind informing the poor drow left in the dark?

*glomps Kor*

Oh, right, Snaga and I are dating. :) He's my boyfriend. We're in loooove....*giggles* Or "lurve" depending on how you spell it and whether or not you're English. ;)

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by Dragonblade
I am so mad, I had to get up this morning, and I am tired and sick, only to find that I have a spare so I didn't even have to get up until 11:00!! AARGGGG!!!!!!!!!

SHAD!!!!! ENGLISH PLEASE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[korhall]

poke DB, poke KELLI

[Kellivara]

*poke KOR!!!* mwahaha. SHAD! where u go??? *hates msn messenger now* it won't work:(

does anyone have anything to drink around here for a poor lil drowling? *cough-half-drowling-cough* oops....didn't mean to let that slip...KUSO!

[Dragonblade]

Wonk's...OOOH!! Now I understand...way to go girl!!!! ;)

Kell...ok, A spare is when the teacher is away so I don't have class, and my math teacher was away so I had a math spare, and I only have math class in the morning meaning I got up for nothing.

*tackles Kor* POKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roar!

Kell, have you read the story that I wrote 'bout Dragonblade...cause all I have to say is that makes two of us, LOL.

Anyone have any cough suroup(sp?)? I can't stop coughing, I was home sick today :(

[Wonko The Sane]

Yay! Thank you!!! I'm quite happy about it myself! :)

[Kellivara]

lol, I wasn't sure if that was just in your story or on TTF as well (and no I haven't read it) but u seem more like 3/4 drow to me-_- ah well, since my secret's out now I can show y'all what I meant by that-Blade is drow enough to have the black as night skin of a drowling, but I, on the other hand, have the fair white skin of my................*gasp* ELVISH half!!!!!! but I do have my wonderful silver hair (gotta thank my father for that, ne Blade?)

[Dragonblade]

Ne Kell. But I got the dark skin, white hair, and light sensitivity of my father, and the slightly elvish attitude of my mother. But you wouldn't know it ;) Sometimes at least.

[Wonko The Sane]

What exactly is a Drow?

[Dragonblade]

A drow, in a nutshell...is an evil elf. You know how when you take a negative of a picture and the person's skin is black, and their hair is white, well, a drow is a negative of an elf. And drow are sinister and completely evil.

[Wonko The Sane]

So you have black teeth?


And my siblings make fun of Brits!!!

[Kellivara]

NANI!?!? How many times have we been over this Wonks?

[Kellivara]

no Wonks, we don't have black teeth, not EVERYTHING is reversed-_- At least I don't have black teeth, lol

[Wonko The Sane]

Hmm...I don't think we've been over this at all. I knew Drow were evil Elves but aside from when Kell told me she was only 1/2 Drow and explained that she had not the black skin I totally didn't understand.

And what's "Nani"?

[Kellivara]

lol gomenasai! I added a bit of Japanese in there^_^ 'nani?' means 'what?'

[Dragonblade]

Nani is Japanese for 'What!?'

And Drow look normal except they have white or blonde hair, and ebony skin. Other than that everything is typical elvish.

Well, Kell has the white skin of an elf, but that is just the way her genes went, as I have the black skin of a drow, even though we are both half drow and half elvish.

Kell, I think we better stick to English, cause you and I both have a habit of slipping into either Japanese, drow, or elvish, and we confuse the heck outta everyone, LOL.

[Wonko The Sane]

Wait...The Drow have their own language?

Anyway, my elf character had silver hair before she went evil, and she wasn't a Drow.

But yeah...now she's got black hair...

[Kellivara]

yes Wonks, they have their own language! wot'd u expect? They are COMPLETELY separated from all other cultures, and for goodness sake, the elves have many different languages!

[Dragonblade]

That's true. Drow stick to themselves, I guess it's cause they live underground. And yes they have their own language. Kell and I have a tendancy to swear at each other in Drow.
Ne Elg'carress...JOKING!

[Kellivara]

*glare* Elg'caress!!!! *snickers*

[Dragonblade]

gomenasai...*evil grin*
Kellivara no Baka...JOKING!

[Kellivara]

Blade no bak ORIAN!! teehehehehehehehehe^_^

[Dragonblade]

Ok...ya lost me! LMAO

[Kellivara]

lol, *baka. my bad, and nevermind, back to the half-topic of the thread!

[Dragonblade]

Back to the topic of the thread...what topic?

[Kellivara]

there is no EXACT topic, but anything but what we just put there-_- *looks nervously at post count* happy reunions are great, but I'm gonna try to keep it not COMPLETELY spam filledO.o that's what went wrong last time, ne?

[Dragonblade]

yup, that's where we went wrong last time.

Have you (or anyone else) ever heard of Rifts?

[Kellivara]

yes, it is, so we're going to be quiet now until some1 else posts, ne? ok then, I thought so;) lol, I gtg anyway, see ya!

[Kellivara]

ummmm.................why is nobody posting?

[Wonko The Sane]

Cos it's just you and DB going back and forth and we have nothing interesting to say on the non-topic you have presented. :D

Where's Goldie...

She and I should sing some of our songs or something to get things back on track.

[Kellivara]

well it wouldn't be just me and DB is some1 else would post once in a while!

[Kellivara]

*sigh* WHY is this thread so utterly DEAD!?!?!?!?

[Wonko The Sane]

Go back to a time it WASN'T dead, then read from there on to see what happened that made it dead.

*knows the answer but is trying to teach Kell a lesson*

[Kellivara]

ok, and WHY is this turning out to be MY fault!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Wonko The Sane]

I didn't say it was your fault!
I told you to go back and read the thread...

You'll see where it went wrong!

I'm not blaming you! I promise!!!

[Kellivara]

well sorry to inform you I'm not going back to read it. takes too much time.

[Wonko The Sane]

Ok...then I'll just have to tell you.

You and DB start going back and forth in random languages and nobody else has anything to say.

That and the fact that I think Korhall and Goldie have run off somewheres. :D

[Kellivara]

Wonks...................that sounded oh so utterly wrong.....



and you just lied to me. First you promised you weren't saying it was my fault, and then you go and say it's me and Blade's fault. MAKE UP YOUR FLIPPING MIND!!!!!!!!!

[Wonko The Sane]

It isn't your fault!!

Notice I also said we have nothing to say!! And also that Korhall and Goldie have run off somewheres.

But to SEPARATE somewheres as Korhall's married! ;)

[Kellivara]

yea.......but that doesn't mean it doesn't sound wrong;) *runs off before Kor gets back and thwaks her for that*

[Wonko The Sane]

Hehe...there's been a lot of thwacking going on today!

[Dragonblade]

Yes there has been a lot of thwaking...
And Wonk, when you said how they went off separate ways cause Korhall is married or whatever, I thought you said, but to separate someone cause Korhall's married. LOL

[Wonko The Sane]

Hehe...

*EDIT* Hehe...TUNA!!!! *EDIT* ;)

[Dragonblade]

*jaw drops* WONKO!!!!!! *bursts out laughing*
And I already clarified that it was a friendly glomp...nothing more...

[Wonko The Sane]

Your nervous laughter suggests otherwise...

But now that you've seen what I intended you to see I shall edit my post so AP doesn't get jealous, and Kor doesn't have too much warning before you next glomp him. ;)

[Dragonblade]

Thank you...not that I really mind, I think AP and Korhall would have minded more.

[Wonko The Sane]

Right. I figured you wouldn't mind...but I didn't want to interrupt the love nest. ;)

[Kellivara]

omg........my sides hurt I am laughing so hard.......

[Dragonblade]

And you'd be laughing harder if you knew exactly what she said, of which I am glad she edited out, or else I would have been in a loooooooooot of trouble, LMAO.

[Kellivara]

PM me and tell! tell Tell TELL!!!!

[Dragonblade]

Wonko! PM Kell and tell her what you said! I don't exactly remember, all I remember is that it would get me in a lot of trouble, lmao

[korhall]

kell your inbox is full

[Kellivara]

************************************************** *

it's not full, it just thinks it is

[korhall]

clean out your sent items

[Dragonblade]

*heaves sigh of relief and collapses on the floor*
Am I ever thankful Wonko edited her comment...kell, want me to Pm you and give you a rough summary of what Wonk's said?

[Kellivara]

I only have 4 in there, and even when I delete one I can't get any anymore:( *sniff* screw it....I'm gonna go post a thread somewhere where WM will se it and so maybe can help (I HOPE!?!?!?)

[Kellivara]

BAKA! Blade, you CAN'T PM me, remember? anyway, Kor u should stop in at the pub^_^

[korhall]

what is dis pup you speak of

[Dragonblade]

Excuse me, I thought...nevermind, ignore me...my mouth is bleeding...mmmm

[Kellivara]

lol! it's puB, and here, now you CAN'T act like you don't know what/where it is^_^ : http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7630

[Kellivara]

*jumps up and down* SOMEBODY PM ME!!! IT'S FIXED IT'S FIXED!!!!

[Dragonblade]

Did you get my PM?

[Wonko The Sane]

I don't remember what was said. :) But I'm glad you're not in trouble.

That AP can get pretty catty when her man is on the line. ;) *doesn't actually know if this is true, just felt it was a good thing to say*

[korhall]

not really, she is very good about that stuff

[Goldberry344]

Speaking of AP, where has she been lately?

[arisen pheonix]

are you talking about mwa?

[korhall]

she is still around and around,

[Wonko The Sane]

Are you two still married?

Cos DB is itching for an in... ;)

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by korhall
she is still around and around,

Are you saying your wife gets around? :D

[Dragonblade]

*runs and tackles Wonko, clamping her mouth shut* That's enough out of you!

[korhall]

throws a spinning kick at wonko

[Kellivara]

*thwacks Wonks* that is NOT very nice!!! *snickers* but I couldn't of said it better myself!!! *snickers and hides from Kor and DB's attacks, and from Wonks*

[Dragonblade]

*chases down Kellivara and tackles her to the floor* What is with you two!?!!!?!!?!!?? You really want to get me in trouble don't you!? LMAO

[Kellivara]

*grins and snickers quietly* do I even have to answer that? teehehehehehehe

[Dragonblade]

*edit* La la la la *edit*
Yes...enough out of you two.

[Kellivara]

*snickers* jealous of what? there's nothing to be jealous of, am I right?

[Dragonblade]

Jealous? Where did you get that from? lmao

[Gandalfthebeige]

Hey. I'm a Schizophrenic wandering Elf-Orc-Hobbit-Ishtar. Can I join, because one of my personalities has friends, but he's the dumb one.

[korhall]

sure, why not

[Kellivara]

welcome, Gandalfthebeige, to our scary lil group o ppl! mwaha!

*ahem* sorry:)

[Lillyaundra]

yes indeed a very warm welcom to you:):D

[Dragonblade]

Welcome people! Don't mind the strange argument that is going on, it's better to try and not understand it, you probably wouldn't figure it out anyway, no offence, but even I have a hard time keeping track of what is happening.

[Wonko The Sane]

I'm so back!!!

[Kellivara]

Where did everybody here go.......?

and why does it seem that more n more ppl r goin missing from here.................????????

[Wonko The Sane]

It's becuase I suddenly realised I had no life.
So I spent a while as a lemon and practised jumping out of a gin and tonic.

[Kellivara]

wow..................o.O............

[Elijah'sgurl]

i have no life eather lol.

[Wonko The Sane]

Actually I jumped out of a lake that just THOUGHt it was a gin and tonic...
At least I like to think it thought it was a gin and tonic.

[korhall]

but how many trees have you talked to recently wonk? try it, some times the conversation gets bogged down but on the whole it is good mental exercise

[Dragonblade]

Yeah, this place has a tendancy to slow down.

OOh I wanna be a lemon too!! Actually no I don't...but it's the thought that counts...can you tell I'm tired?

[Kellivara]

no, not AT ALL..............o.O...........

[Dragonblade]

Tehee...I'm always tired...especially when I get only about 2 hours of sleep...then hear my teacher bad mouthed me...tomorrow's gonna be fuuuuuuun.

[Kellivara]

*chokes on drink and bursts out laughing*

[Dragonblade]

*thumps Kell on the back to unclog her esophogas* You ok?

The next day the teacher was all nice...grrrrr....I hate two faced teachers.

[Elijah'sgurl]

I hate two faced teachers too.:eek:

[Wonko The Sane]

I hate people who obssess over unworthy moviestars.

[Dragonblade]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go wonks ^_^:D

[Lillyaundra]

hey i am so back for ever no more work no more swimming no more Ap tests YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
umm how much have I missed? to much to count?

[omnipotent_elf]

hey

well u can guarentee that whatever uve missed out on, i know less cause i just posted for the first time......

and the best fruit to practice being is a pineapple, they can do some serious damage :)

[Kellivara]

hey omni that is an awesome......WAIT A MINUTE!!! Is that stupid elf shooting the wolf in that avatar!?!? *screech* *jumps in front of wolf* poor abused aminal....

[Lillyaundra]

saddness! well guess what! I just took my AP test and I think that I did horribly, but! that is o.k.:):D at least I don't think I did good, when I think that, it is time to run for cover of the bomming

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Omnipotent_elf
hey

well u can guarentee that whatever uve missed out on, i know less cause i just posted for the first time......

and the best fruit to practice being is a pineapple, they can do some serious damage :)

YOU CAN'T BE A PINEAPPLE I'M A PINEAPPLE!!!
CRAZY LIKE A PINEAPPLE!!!
DAMN YOU!!!!!!!! ;)

[omnipotent_elf]

i am a pinapple

*remebers stupid joke*
Q)why did the plane crash
A) because the pilot was a pinapple

and no, tat elf is not shooting the wolf....
i hope :p

[Kellivara]

good:p cuz if he was shootin the wolf, I'd have to shoot him;)

[omnipotent_elf]

yes, well, if you have to shoot him
*backs away*
*flees*
HEEEELLLLPPPPPP

[Wonko The Sane]

Wolves are God's creatures.
;) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[omnipotent_elf]

yeah, so are humans... allthough that can be debateable.....

[Wonko The Sane]

It was a joke...sorry.

A lame one.

[omnipotent_elf]

so, i think was mine, allthough i dont think you can beat "why did the plane crash, becasue the pilot was a pineapple




and yes, that was a challenge :p

[Wonko The Sane]

*pulls pineapple out of your ear*

Beat that.

[korhall]

pulls your ear out of the pineapple, i win!

[Wonko The Sane]

Pull you out of your ears that just came out of the pineapple.

NO you don't.

[omnipotent_elf]

gets 5 monkeys to juggle pineapples

[Cerberus]

Pulls pinapples out of the ears of the monkeys juggling pineapples

[omnipotent_elf]

*bows down to cerebrus*

[Cerberus]

I am a GOD!!!!!!!! (a pineapple pulling out of ear sort of lower god , not really the all powerful kind of "do what i say god" cause you know they really don't have many friends, and they're all just a bit up themsleves. Well wouldn't you be i you could mystically throw a lightning bolt at whoever you felt like like come on that would be soooo mad............. sorry digressing :D )

[omnipotent_elf]

yes, but dont you want to smite people?????

[Wonko The Sane]

*Smites people with pineapples and then pulls pineapples out of the ears of all the pineapples in the room which is an incredible feat as pineapples don't have ears.*

I win. The End.

[korhall]

unsmites himself and then smites the smart allick god, you have met your match this time you pathetic excuse for an inhabitant of a higher plane

[arisen pheonix]

??????????????????????????????????????


what?

[Wonko The Sane]

*Smites Korhall again and unsmites herself and then staples Korhalls cloak and tunic and trousers to the ground so he can't get up. Then she decorates him with pineapple slices and sets him on fire.*

Pineapple upside down stuff en flambee!!! :D

[omnipotent_elf]

*sets up stall with sign saying*

PINEAPPLES:10 dollars each

*grabs a henchwolf which grabs all of the pineapple*

"fresh pinapples, come and get em"



***in background, all gods are suddenly smited for not controlling their pineapples***

[Wonko The Sane]

*Un smites self. Resmites Omni-Elf, buys all pineapples and hoardes them.*

*Korhall burns*

[omnipotent_elf]

is unsmited through pineapple profits


*stops believeing in gods, so they soon dissapear*