wanderers rise now and meet

[Wonko The Sane]

Gods don't disappear because you don't believe in them.

Anyway I think we're spamming. How about we stop.

Let's wait for someone else to get back so we stop this craziness.

[Kellivara]

ummmm........you DO realise that Kor's concious and that he's not burning....right? just because one is surrounded by flames doesn't mean they are burning.......

[Wonko The Sane]

I knew he wasn't dead, and I knew he wasn't like...ON FIRE.
I knew it wouldn't kill him!

:) I just thought it was fun!

[Cerberus]

Bah feeble mortals, i'm still a smiting god, and as you are all so immensly feeble too feeble infact for me to be bothered smiting you i shall smite myself.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Let's the lame god kill himself off and then goes about lighting Kell on fire for fun as well.*

[Cerberus]

Reincarnates himself as a "feeble mortal", to quote an earlier diety, and then Joins wonko in the burning of kell

[Wonko The Sane]

She won't die.
But burning can be fun. :)

[Kellivara]

*Kell's eyes flashed red and the flames keep reflecting in them*

*Kell sits on the floor in the middle of the flames, laughing when the flames turn silver and the deities can't turn them back to normal flames*

[Wonko The Sane]

I'm not really a deity you know.
I'm an evil elf.

*Arianne sets herself on fire and sits across from Kell and they play patty cake through the silver flames*

[Cerberus]

*Gets bored with trying to burn Kell and Co. so sets fire to the floor.* "Come on Omni, and Wonko lets burn stuff!!!"

[Wonko The Sane]

*Sets fire to already flaming red hair and walks around proudly with a crown of flames*

:)
SCORE!

[Kellivara]

wow....pyro thread.....WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*turns all the flames to silver flames, including the ones on the FOREST floor*


OOC: lol, there's no building.....

[korhall]

korhall gets up, still burning, puts himself out with a wave of his hand, he is not happy with cerebus. it is not wise to cross a wizard who is older than some gods and/or land formations. he then summons a very large cactus, makes it red hot and shoves it up cerebus' nose. maybe that will teach you to get into a smiting contest with me...

korhall then throws a large fireball at wonko, setting her on fire with blue flames, she now looks very silly.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Wonks giggles at her blue flamed hair and her silver flamed body and hurls some green flames at Korhall's backside.*

Hehe.

OOC: I know it's outside! :) I'm the one who used to keep insisting it...
What was I thinking?!

[Cerberus]

"hey look thats reallllllllllllyyyyyyy not cool Korhall!!" *Removes Cactus from nasal pasage sticks it through One of Korhall's ears, pulls it out the other side and hawks all the muccus - caused by having a red hot cactus shoved up his nose - at korhall's feet.*

[omnipotent_elf]

*shrugs shoulders*
meh

*sets up directors chair(for extra comfort;)) and grabs a bucket of popcorn*
*throw popcorn aiming away from cerberus*

[Cerberus]

*eats all the popcorn*

[korhall]

pops more popcorn, ties cerberus to his chair and then puts the popcorn just out of his reach to mock him, hahahahahaha

[arisen pheonix]

really...


all the popcorn?

popcorn torture?

[korhall]

you know my methods my dear

[arisen pheonix]

so it seems

[Cerberus]

*Breaks down at the sight of the popcorn* "Why!? Why are you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo cruel..................Not popcorn torture i beg of you!!!"

[Wonko The Sane]

*Sings the spam song*

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[korhall]

YES POPCORN TORTURE!!!!!!!!!! that is how evil i am HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[arisen pheonix]

uuuuhhhuuuhhhh

*pulls to popcorn costumes out of a closet* if you guy are going to continue this ill make you wear these tie you to a chair a neither of you will get any popcorn

[korhall]

interesting...

[Wonko The Sane]

Are AP and Korhall still married?

Cos I know someone who'll glomp Kor if they're not. ;)

[arisen pheonix]

ok before i get mad
who and yes we are married

[Wonko The Sane]

Oh...hm. Too bad for them.

And to your question:

Sorry...can't tell you. Top secret. ;) (Not me though. ;))

[Kellivara]

OOC: OK, it's not me, but this is all I have to say:

IC: *thwacks Wonks on te head* "SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! don't go there again!! I WILL attack you!!"

OOC: ok, I've said my piece.......

[arisen pheonix]

ok there is a secret plot going on behinmd my back obviously

[Kellivara]

not really, it's not an issue anymore, seriously it isn't, it just got brought up FOR NO REAL REASON, it's irrelevant AP, don't worry about it;)

[korhall]

korhall walks over to his wife, pulls her close and kisses her, now you know who i am married to... you

[arisen pheonix]

i still think something is going on and this is not a suprise party feeling inyour toes this is a goose bumps-on-your-neck-before-someone-smashes-a-axe-into-your-head feeling

[korhall]

you feeling ok?

[arisen pheonix]

yar just a little um paranoia

[korhall]

just checking

[arisen pheonix]

yes well thats all fine and dandy


anyway what were we talking about

[arisen pheonix]

ttfn

[korhall]

come back pheonix!!!!! please

[arisen pheonix]

hm? what?

[Wood Bloom]

well hello ap & gang long time no talk sorry i haven't been on latley iv'e moved and my comps. not up yet so it will be a while b4 i post again
well like ap said ttfn

[arisen pheonix]

send me your new address and phone # wood

[Cerberus]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhhtttt and you thought that this thread was diverging before? Damn when did this become all personal?

[omnipotent_elf]

since u called me crazy in another thread???????

nah, i wanna know too cerberus.....
maybe we should get more popcron, and sit back for a while?

[korhall]

pop pop pop

[arisen pheonix]

*officially scared*

[Cerberus]

Yeah well you (AP) and korhall started it with the whole personal convo and now Korhall's bringing back up the damn Popcorn torture. I'm having flashbacks from several weeks before!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kellivara]

*throws popcorn at Cerberus' forehead, so that exactly once every second Cerberus gets hit right between the eyes with a piece of popcorn*

[arisen pheonix]

ok its my building and it listens to me


building destroy popcorn

*insantly all popcon turns into minute pale frogs*

[Kellivara]

I thought this was outside................

*throws acorns in the exact same manner as the popcorn.......Cerberus now seems to have a twitch.....*

[arisen pheonix]

uuuhhhhhhhhuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

and i thought i had problems

[Kellivara]

*is proud of her issues*

[Cerberus]

*Eye Twitches uncontrollably* "geee thanx for that, very massaging!!!"
*Loads all the acorns into his acorn-launching-porjectile-firing-device-of-ultimate-terror, and shoots them back at kell"

[Kellivara]

*flips out dagger and deflects every last one of them*

[arisen pheonix]

puts the two in straight jackets and then locks them in a rubber room

[Kellivara]

*calls through the door* C'mon now AP, you think this is the first time I've been in one of these? The last time I just sat in my yellow padded room waiting for my prey, and every time the unlucky people that got the short straw came in to bring my food, I'd pounce and gnaw on their arms.....but ANYway, that's not the point.....*by the time Kell is long since out of the straight jacket and halfway through cutting an opening through the rubber wall.....*

[Cerberus]

"hey these rooms aint all that bad............. Wait up kell!!!" *chews thru the wall* "MMMMMm rubber"

[arisen pheonix]

*HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE IN WHITE COATS RUN SCREAMING IN TERROR "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH":eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: *

[Cerberus]

"thats right run you pathetic excuses for EOPLE [sic] (What eva and EOPLE is? :) ), it the amazing man who can eat rubber, only it screws up his digestive system after a while.........................ummm excuse me where are the toilets?"

[arisen pheonix]

*the people continue to run but some of Them come back and drag cerebus off to Their secret lair where They will perform bizzare expeirements in order to mak him one of Them*

*slow mo* "nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo"(huge explosin -movie style-) but its to late They are gone and They took him with Them

[Kellivara]

*Kell walked in, bit, scratched, hissed, and beat the crud out of Them, bringing Cerberus back to the wanderers with her while mumbling "really, you'd think you'd be able to get out of there, I sure as heck did"*

[Wonko The Sane]

*Lashes out with her sharpened fingernails and slashes Kor, AP, Cer, Omni, and everyone except Kell and DB.*

[Cerberus]

"hey thats just mean" *sulks*

[Wonko The Sane]

You were acting up. I had to put you in your place.
*winks her sexy wink and strides across the room, the heels of her leather boots clicking against the hard surface, the leather of her bodysuit creaking softly as she she bent her legs and reached out her arm to slash Cerebrus with her sharp nails again.*

HAH!

[arisen pheonix]

BEHAVE!!!!!!


ties wonko to a chair shines bright light in her eyes

your one of Them arent you? this was all just a clever ruse wasnt it? well you will never find the end of the omniverse and i will never give you the balance i will never be won over i will never paint the dream scopes for your foul order i will triump over you and you will rot for eternity in gods garbage canas navel lint *laughs hysterically* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA*begins to turn colors*

[Wonko The Sane]

All of a sudden AP finds herself in the chair, the rope around her, the light in her eyes.

Don't do that...it's pointless. *She grins, hands the flashlight to Cerebrus, and saunters off to look mysterious in a corner*

[arisen pheonix]

*busts rope and chair to millions of spinters*the system will never get me!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Wonko The Sane]

Then stop trying to beat the system...

*smiles*