The RP Oscars

[Kit Baggins]

When are the winners being announced :D ?

~Kit :)

[Snaga]

And the winners are...

Trumpets sound... Drums roll...

Best special effects .... Dengen-Goroth

Best character in a supporting role.... Dain

Best female in a leading role.... Morwen

Best male in a leading role.... Kit Baggins

and...

Best RPG .... RPG#5 Turmoil in Gondor

Post your acceptance speeches, and media commentary here!:D

[Aredhel]

"Hey, Kit!!! Speech, speech, speech, speech!!!*applauds*

[HLGStrider]

YES LOTS OF SPEECHES!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dengen-Goroth]

Dengen stands and goes to the podium as all clap. He fumbles in his pockets and draws out a snickers wrapper and then a crumpled parchment.
"Let's see here, laundry list, shopping list,ahh here we are! I would like to thank all who have voted for me, without all you my this obviously wouldn't have been possible without all of you. Let's see here, blurred writing." He laughs nerviously while tugging at his shirt's collar.More nervious laughter as all stare blankely at him. "I'de like to thank Ciryaher and Pontifx for their great support of some of the best stories were I was able to demonstrate my superb special effects skills. My dear Dark Queen i'de also like to thank, and all of my competators, you all are excellent and I'm humble to have been in competition with your great ranks. And lastly my dear leader Melkor and Eru for making this all possible. Thank you!"

[HLGStrider]

CLAP CLAP CLAP....

[Snaga]

Marvellous!

And its nice to see the party people wearing black again this year. Black is the new black they tell me.

I think we are due for an acceptance speech from Dain...

[Ecthelion]

Before Dengen gives his speech Nain walks up to thinking he won (resemmbling that of Zoolander). Once he gets up there he sees Dengen and looks at the giant screen which said "WINNER DENGEN-GOROTH!" Nain then says "Ummmm.....GO DENGEN!I was just coming up here to shake his hand cough-cough...." Nain sits back down by his father.

[Aredhel]

From her seat at near the front, she claps loudly.

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP !!!!

[Kit Baggins]

.:looks around nervously:.

Er, hi :) . First off, this is for the benefit of my dear sister Lucie, who said she didn't want me to win an Oscar because she couldn't face the thought of me gloating. So Lucie, this is for you:
Nyah nyah nyah!! I won an Oscar :p :p :p !!!
I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me, especially Courtney and Aredhel. You guys are the greatest :) . I'd also like to thank all my competitors, especially Ciryaher.
Thank you all :) . I didn't expect to get nominated, and I'm so honoured to have got an Oscar. I feel loved :D !

[Mormegil]

*CHEERS*

Well done Kit. I love it when the underdog wins.

*Clapping*

[HLGStrider]

THREE CHEERS FOR KIT!!!
Hip hip horray... hip hip horray... hip hip horray.... and all that...
The twentyone gun salute!!!

[YayGollum]

Truor Tupnm, who had to sneak in because he's not famous enough yet to be allowed to the RPG Oscars, sits up in the back row of the highest balcony and claps quietly. Can't wait until the next Oscars! Hope I can sneak my way into the afterparty! :D

[HLGStrider]

I think we should all invite Truor to the party because he is waiting so quietly and politely in the background... Will there be a party? :D

[chrysophalax]

MAGNUS looks in through the 3rd story window of the auditorium
slightly miffed because no-one seemed to think a dragon would be
interested in the proceedings! "Maybe I'll get to eat the losers.."
he thought perking up considerably.

[HLGStrider]

PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!

HEY!!! Why don't we have it at my establishment, the Chromed Dragon Singles Bar? We'll let in couples for a change.

[HLGStrider]

As a contender for both best leading lady and special effects... MAGNUS YOU ARE NOT EATING ANY OF THE RUNNERS UP!!!

[chrysophalax]

MAGNUS lays his ears back as he is deafened by evil ranger.
"Fine. Wait until next Oscars HGL!"

[Khamul]

BTW, is there going to be a rule that people wont win 2 times in a row, or will it just continue as it is?

Congratulations to all the winners.

[Aredhel]

*claps again*"Oooh...my hands are starting to hurt," she says, smiling,"There are still people who have to give an acceptance speech, isn't there?"

[HLGStrider]

Elgee is not an evil ranger... she is a funny ranger who almost got leading lady, but gave way to the more elegant and accomplished and strategically important Morwen...

[Snaga]

Yes... Morwen, Dain... speeches please!

And who would like to make the acceptance speech for RP5? That was a true team effort, so we could have LOTS OF SPEECHES!!!!

BTW...Mine's a quart of orc-draught please!

[Dain Ironfoot]

Dain, beet red walks up to the stand. "Hi all, I am so happy to win this oscar. I now want to thank everyone I've ever met. sooooo Than you

Elessar,
Nain,
Eglee,
Ef,
Wizdom,
Athrin,
Dengen,
Mormegil,
Kit,
Eve,
Sting,
Snaga,
Morwen,
Nazzy,
Mithers,
Eomer,
Valar,
My pool boy,
bank boy,
mom,
Dad,
Sis,
Tyler,
teachers,
Lawn man,
my docterrrr ahhhhhhh

*The men in white jackets come and take Dain away......*

[Khamul]

Originally posted by Dain Ironfoot
Dain, beet red walks up to the stand. "Hi all, I am so happy to win this oscar. I now want to thank everyone I've ever met. sooooo Than you

Elessar,
Nain,
Eglee,
Ef,
Wizdom,
Athrin,
Dengen,
Kit,
Eve,
STING,
Snaga,
Morwen,
Nazzy,
Mithers,
Eomer,
Valar,
My pool boy,
bank boy,
mom,
Dad,
Sis,
Tyler,
teachers,
Lawn man,
my docterrrr ahhhhhhh

*The men in white jackets come and take Dain away......* Note:inserted by Sting, Dain yells out "Mormegil as well" and he is dragged off.

I am so touched. *uncontrolled laughter, mistaken for sobbing*

[HLGStrider]

so am I, even though he mispelt Elgee...

[Mormegil]

Mormegil feels genuinely hurt that his name was not on Dain's thankyou list.:mad: Even his teachers got a thankyou.

[Dain Ironfoot]

They dragged me oof I didn't have time to say your name. sorry

[HLGStrider]

He would've just mispelt it anyway... :p

[Morwen]

*grumbles* I'm not one for giving speeches, but here we go anyhows.

Thanks to all the people who voted for me. I feel quite honoured that I stand high on the respect scale, and I will continue to fish out good rpgs. I hope that all may join and have as much fun in being in them as I do making them.

*whispers to the guy next to her if that is enough*

[HLGStrider]

clapping resounds from through out the hall...

[Elbereth]

Steps up on stage to make an announcement.

"The Oscar after party will be held in the Oscar afterparty thread! And a Mithril Hanger award will be awarded to the best dressed at the afterparty. I'll see you all there!!!"