RP Oscars Afterparty

[Elbereth]

Elbereth rushes around making sure that all the decorations are in place...the food prepared...and the champagne poured.

Checks on security, waiters, photographers and press...everyone is in place.

She then heads to the back-stage area to check on the entertainment.

Light-show - check
Fireworks - check
DJ - check
belly dancers - check
fire eaters - check
rock band - check
Cirque du Soleil - check

Then Elbereth instructs all staff to take their places...as they await the first guest to appear.

[YayGollum]

*Truor sneaks in just for fun and notices that he's the first one, then sees the food* "Oooo! Yay! All for me!"

[chrysophalax]

"What! No Dragon Chow? You'd think I wasn't invited or something!"
roared an offended Magnus trying to wedge his snout through a window.

[~Emerald Took~]

Emerald pokes in just to see the party and jumps back at the Dragons roar.:eek:

[HLGStrider]

Elgee and her dancing cat brigade wonder why they were not asked to be the entertainment over Belly dancers... :D

[Gary Gamgee]

Gary walks in with Howard Shore who is grinning from ear to ear. Howie to Gary 'is baggie not coming?'

[HLGStrider]

Elgee dances with her cats, just to show off... She is still wearing her red tango dress...

[Gary Gamgee]

I like your cats Elgee and your dress is eye catching, have you met Howard Shore?

[HLGStrider]

Elgee takes some punch, exhausted from all that dancing.

[HLGStrider]

No, actually, I haven't, thanks for the compliment... Uh, welcome.. Mr. Shore...

[Mormegil]

Mormegil walks in wearing a Black dinner suit. His shoes shine like stars, and he doesn't have a hair out of place.
He glides over to the food and samples some excellent prawn sandwiches. He picks up a glass of champagne and stands, looking at the other guests arriving.

[YayGollum]

"Oooo! Prawn sandwiches!" *grabs as many as he can hold and walks over to Howard Shore* "Love your music! You gonna help out the entertainment tonight?"

[EverEve]

Eve walks in, wearing a brand new dress. Glancing around she notices Truor talking to Mr. Shore. Grabbing a sandwich and a glass of punch, she wanders over to see them. "Good evening Truor, Mr. Shore. Things going well for you both?"

[YayGollum]

"Oh, yeah! Howie here tells me he'll be orchestrating some of the entertainment here." *sees that he ran out of sandwiches and runs back to the table to grab more*

[Goldberry344]

Goldberry walks into the party nervously... her friends talked her into wearing a dress...she never wears dresses... this one is dark emerald green.

She smiles when she sees elgee... she brings her cat Rabbit over to visit her old friend and owner.

[~Emerald Took~]

Emerald complements Goldberry's dress.

[Goldberry344]

*smiles* "thanks...but its very uncomfotable...and i had to buy it new. i dont own any of my own. :) "

[Elbereth]

Just then...from behind a potted plant a photographer snaps pictures of Goldberry, Elgee and Emerald...blinding them in the process and then rushes over to Truor, EverEve, and Mr. Shore and blinds them with his obnoxious flashes.

[Goldberry344]

*blinks* "thats obnoxious." *sneaks behind Elbereth and steals the camera* hehehehe

[Elbereth]

"Hey! That's my walkie talkie...not a camera! I didn't take your picture! The darn photographers from the international press are here in full force."

Then chasing Goldberry..."Give it back! I need to cue the Cirque Du Soleil."

[YayGollum]

*Truor assumes his role as The Press (since noone else will do it) and tries to find Dengen-Goroth, Kit Baggins, Dain, Morwen, and anyone who participated in RPG #5.*

[~Emerald Took~]

Emerald watches as Elbereth and Goldberry run around the room and realizes that Cirque Du Soleil is becoming very late for their performance.

[Goldberry344]

Goldberry is on a roll and gaining speed, when she forgets she is wearing a dress. she trips on the hem of her gown and flies head first into Emerald. "sooooo sorry, gotta fly!!" she then jumps up and starts running again

[HLGStrider]

Elgee chases after Elbereth, wanting to get her picture taken again and then forces YayGollum to interview her... Elgee is attention starved...

[HLGStrider]

Elgee stops to redo her lipstick and place jeweled colars on her cats...

[YayGollum]

Thought it was a walkie talkie. oh well. "Okay, Elgee, why am I interviewing you?" (Also, never read #5. Sorry! Help!)

[Goldberry344]

Goldberry sees Elgee and runs over to her "have him ask you about the quest for the mirror. its v. silly and it has cats and, WHOA, i gotto go!!!" *runs away before she is caught."

[HLGStrider]

YayGollum hides from Elgee who starts to pout.

[Gary Gamgee]

In amonst all the confusion Howard Shore stands up and at the top of his lungs starts singing one the major themes of the Fellowship

'Boo ro Doo Boo ro Doo Boo ro Doo, boooo ro, dooo dooo dooo, Boo ro Doo Boo ro Doo Boo ro Doo etc'

The entire room comes to halt.

[YayGollum]

"Okay, yeah. That was scary. Which one was that? Too bad we can't write the music here!" *not wanting to make anyone pout, Truor comes back and tries to get some information out of the pouting Elgee*

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Hey I was in RP 5."Tar screamed. Tar looked fabulous in a tank style, sparkly midnight blue dress, with diamonds on the seams."where's the open bar?"

[HLGStrider]

Elgee spouts out her life story along with hyping her cat business and the Dragon Singles Bar...

She then takes up a glass of Dr. Pepper. A TOAST TO THE WINNERS!!!

[Tar-Ancalime]

"A toast," tar replies while spilling half of her Cosmopalitn Martini."Damn, on my new dress to!" She blantly states.

[HLGStrider]

Elgee twirls her tango skirt and drinks her toast!

[Tar-Ancalime]

"on my new dress and all, god dammit.Could it be more ill timed."Tar yells. "All because of elgee's damn toast!"

[HLGStrider]

No need to swear... this is a friendly party... I'm sure we have a wizard who is good at dry cleaning somewhere around here. You can wear my tango dress... I brought a spare.

Elgee now wears a shimmering white gown with flowing sleaves and a round neck with a beautiful garnet necklace and tiara.

[Tar-Ancalime]

"thanks for the concern,hmm...Oh I have the perfect dress..."Tar says while snapping on a red halter dress with a knee length skirt in the front that frills down to leave a train on the floor. She also has a ruby choker on with her hair rapped in red ribbons."This is much more comfortable"

[HLGStrider]

Elgee starts to serve drinks because she is board. She sits on her cat with a tray balanced on each out stretched hand... Tricky...

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar is dancing, her new dress flowing. But the small serving boy saw too much flowing and part of tar's bloomers. "Ha,Ha, funny lady wheres red underwear ha,ha," Tar finlly noticing the boy says,"I'll curse you,demon child,"whlie running off the dance floor to chasse him down.

[Elbereth]

Finally, Elbereth gets sick of chasing Goldberry and remembers that she is an all powerful Valier..."Why the heck am I running!"....she then snaps her fingers and the walkie talkie flys out of Goldberry's hand and into Elbereth's.

Without a second wasted Elbereth cues the Cirque du Soleil.

With a flash of fireworks...the curtain opens on the stage...Enya's "May it Be" begins to play...Images of Middle earth start flashing across the backdrop...then and a dozen performers start flying across the stage on bungee cords and as they land they perform a choreographed dance...As the music then switches to something more upbeat...two women dressed like silver swans start swinging upside down on trapezes, while three large black guys bounce on trampolines and run up the wall....Then a girl dressed as a dragon begins to breath fire with two men juggling swords on either side...Then the music rises to a fevered pitch and six men in shiny blue leotard suits with feather head-dresses come out back flipping and then gather to basket toss a small girl dress like a pink pixie. And five girls dressed as silvan elves...prance onto stage and start spinning in circles amidst an alborate display of lasers....

And with a shower of fireworks the show comes to a breathtaking end!

[Tar-Ancalime]

after the show you can hear the yells of tAR,"You take that back or i'll blow you up!" just shows stars have nasty tempers

[Elbereth]

*Into walkie talkie*

"Security...be on ready...we have a Diva Alert on dance floor 3."

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar comes back from the other party,hair all messed up. "Don't ask!" she says while pouting off to the bathroom to fix her hair.

[Elbereth]

Big men in black suits and shades take position outside of the dance floor.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar after fixing her hair leaves the bathroom, looks at the men in black suits, passes by them muttering,"I didn't kill anyone,gees so...ugg." than she trips over her own tall shoes,"This is not a good day, first my dress, than my underwear shows, than I trip, than i trip again,Not a good day,"Tar says while sitting down, one of the gaurds stairs down her dress,"what are you looking at."she says defensivly.

[YayGollum]

*Truor wonders if Cirque du Soleil will be doing any of the funny stuff that brings in volunteers, but sees the flustered Queen of Mordor and sticks a mic in her face* "What did you do in RP #5? Yikes! Too bad the real winners didn't show up!"

[Tar-Ancalime]

"I was the love intrest, I played the gondorian healer lady who borbronial fell in love with and married, that's how I met Dengen." She said while having water.

[YayGollum]

*Truor runs away at the name Dengen and only comes out after he starts smelling the food again*

[Tar-Ancalime]

:rolleyes:

Tar gets up...still with the blasted security folowing her, to apoligze to the serving boy.

[Valar]

*As leader of the Security team, Valar has his own walkie talkie and starts to chat to Elbereth down it!*

"So how are you enjoying this evening.....actually hold on..."

*Valar rushes foward and knocks a hobbit clean off his feet for taking photos off Tar!*

"Where were we?"

[Elbereth]

*Talking to Valar on the walkie talkie*

"You were asking me how my evening was...uh oh...I just got a call on the other line...hold please...

Sorry Valar. I got to take care of a situation in Restroom 5. One of Elgee's cats just clogged up the pipes with a giant hair ball...I'll talk to you later."

Runs to the Grand ballroom restroom, to deal with the dilemma.

[EverEve]

Walks over to the buffet and grabs a martini and a sandwich.

[YayGollum]

...where she sees Truor stuffing his face. "Mmmmff! Wanna play pool? Nah. Good food! Know any famous people?"

[EverEve]

Besides Howard? I wish. How bout you.

[YayGollum]

"Nah. Just some scary Queen of Mordor and some scary lady with cats."

[EverEve]

LOL!!!! well, maybe someday, one of us will meet someone famous and can gloat about it.

[YayGollum]

"Probably not. I mean, oh yeah! Of course! It's just too bad all the winners didn't want to show up to the party thrown in their honor." *stands up on the table* "Hey! Everybody! If I win an Oscar (or whatever they turn out to be called here), I will come to the afterparty and let you take interviews from me! Isn't that great?" *hears cricket noises in the background* "oh well."

[HLGStrider]

Elgee is a very nice crazy lady with beautiful crazy cats... Sushi, anyone?

[YayGollum]

"Yes, yes. Very nice. Oooo! Sushi!" *forgets interviewing duties*

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Valar, I'm going to the bar near floor 4."Tar says while still having the stupid security people. Then she comes across truour,"I heard that."

[YayGollum]

*Truor grabs his food and hides again* "Sheesh! I have to feel sorry for Dengen! She is way too scary!"

[Tar-Ancalime]

"i'm merely an opinionated person!besides, that wasn't even bad compared to my dark queen mode." Tar stated while smelling her cosmopalitin

[Goldberry344]

"Be nice, obviously Dengen loves this woman who is walking about in her undies..."

[Elbereth]

Comes out of the Grand Bathroom with plunger in one hand and a garbage bag full of wet cat hair in the other and discreetly exits to the back.

Then a momment later...the curtain opens...and Elbereth steps out on stage, wearing a stunning white biased cut slip dress by Vera Wang, with cap sleeves and silver starlets that shimmer under the stage lights.

"Welcome everyone to the 1st Semi-Annual RP Oscar Party! I see that you are all enjoying yourselves...so I won't take too much of your time. However, I would like to announce that the judging for the Mithril hanger award for best outfit will begin shortly...and I would also like to introduce you to celebrity guests who will be judging your gorgeous evening wear...
(drum rolls)
Coming straight from the movie capital of the world...The cast of Lord of the Rings themselves! Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, and Kate Blanchett!!!"

*A hush falls on the party...the celebrities come out on stage and wave to the amazed faces of the crowd. Then the room is filled with applause. *

"These celebrity judges will mingle with you throughout the remainder of the party and before the last dance...they will announce the winners. Good Luck!"

And then as the celebrity guests leave the stage to join the party... an 80's coverband begins to play "In your eyes" by Peter Cetera

[YayGollum]

*Truor looks at his nasssty, rusty, dirty, hodge-podge armor* "Oh well. Wait, did she say Sean Astin?" *Truor starts slinking around looking for the nasssty hobbit that is evil to poor Smeagol*

[Tar-Ancalime]

I am not.the stupid serving boy just saw them goldberry i'm still wearing my red halter dress

[Valar]

*While Everyone is watching the band, a group of renergage terrorist orcs, sneak into the building. Truor, who is sneeking around in the shadows looking for hobbits doesn't spot the gathering behind him. As quick as a bullit from a gun the snatch him and run up the stairs to the rooms above. Truor shouts for help and Valar and his men quickly turn around, he calls over the radio "code 547, MOVE MOVE MOVE". The black suited guards flip, roll, and do the foxtrott in all different directions calling for everyone to get down. Valar dons the night vision goggles and kills the lights.*
"Right lads, this is operation 'get the little anoying guy away from the big bad nasty orcy types' gtlagaftbbnot for short.:rolleyes: .
*Like a well oiled machine valars guards position them selves stratigcly around the room. Some in the shadows, some on hanging from ropes outside the window, some hiding behind leaves pretending there not there.:D . Valar pulls out his mobile phone and calls the room, a gruff orcy type answers.*
"Give back truor we have you surrounded!"
"No"
"Why not"
"Because we don't want to."
"Well thats not really good enough"
"Ok give us a million peices of gold"
"No"
"Why not"
"Because we don't want to."
"Fair enough, in the words of some really poncy elfy lady (Arwen in the movie) 'IF YOU WANT HIM, COME AND CLAIM HIN!"
"Ok we will"
*Phone cuts off*
"Right then boys lets get are man back"
*Valars men burst through the door too twelve orcs standing battle ready round truor tide to a chair. With a sweep of his sword two fall the floor. The 3 men hanging out side the window fly through and knock 3 flying and with expert presision slit there throats. The remaining group charge at his guards, but are soon taken down with slice after slice. All are dead apart from the leader who roars with rage and runs behind truor and pulls out his knife and holds it too his throat.*
"Nobody move, or i'll kill him, get the money now."
*The guards freeze and look at valar for leadership*
Valar says
" Look behind you, theres a really hot chick"
*The orc spins round, and as soon as he does falls dead on the floor with an arrow in his neck. Valar walks up to truor and unties him, he says thanks and bounds off down stairs like nothing happend. Valar returns to the floor*
"Well that was fun"

OOC: Truor im not picking on you, i was just really bored and thought i'd spice up the events

[YayGollum]

"Woah! That was weird! Is there noone else to interview? If not, I think I'll get out of here before something else happens to me!"
OOC: poor Truor. always getting picked on. :rolleyes: Operation gtlagaftbbnot! What a great idea! :rolleyes:

[HLGStrider]

Elgee ignores the celebrities, but starts to dance with her cats again... White dress twirls and twirls... she tosses her tiara up in the air, her hair starts flipping flipping flipping... woosh woosh woosh... boy it is good to be a blonde...

[EverEve]

Eve just stands there looking at Elijah Wood with a very strange expression. "Ive gotta get Aly over here!" she mutters to herself, and then goes back to staring:D :p

[HLGStrider]

Stop bothering Mr. Wood, Evie... Elgee sighed. Even if it is your birthday...

[EverEve]

"Hu- whut, Oh. My bad." Blushes and turns around. She trips over her floor-length white glittery dress, and but catches herself just before she falls over. "Hope no one saw that."

[Tar-Ancalime]

"God damn orcs ruin every party," Tar says getting up. HOwever, she is in her dark queen form,ligtning flows from her hands killing some of the orcs."YOu foul orcs you were the ones who ran away from executtiion in the baradur duungeoun!" Some of the orcs begin to run away but than the leader stoped them,"This is no emisarry of dengen, just his wife!" they nod and go back. " I am not just a wife! I also posses power." Tar says. "We'll see about...

[Goldberry344]

Goldberry laughs at EverEve, runs over and steals Ellijah...she puts him in a random wooden box and locks it... "so i can keep him as my pet... :)"

[Tar-Ancalime]

"that is No way to treat a highly paid actor!"

[Goldberry344]

soooo, he's my new goldfish. i have a nice 300 gallon tank for him...

[Tar-Ancalime]

Liar!

[Tarien]

Tarien pokes her head in, glares that no one invited her. After all, she had a very nice dress at home. Hmph.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar's fave song comes on, Minority by green day.

[Goldberry344]

you dont know that. i will keep him in a tank i have, its built into the wall, v. roomy. :)

[Elbereth]

"Uh, Goldberry...You got to take poor Mr. Wood out of the box. I have him contracted to work the party till it's completion. But after the party, you can do whatever you like with him."

Goldberry reluctantly releases Elijah from the box. Elijah comes out as if nothing happened...winks at her and says "Nice dress." and then kisses her hand.

[Tar-Ancalime]

"why is goldberry the lucky one! hmph!"

[Elbereth]

Notices Tarien standing near the front entrance grumbling to self.

"I wonder why Tarien is standing at the door. Doesn't she realize that the Oscar party is open to all Forum Members."

[Goldberry344]

*Goldberry blushes* she whispers, "thanks" as he walks away. "maybe i wont have to keep him as a goldfish, maybe he'll stay on his own..." ;) ;)

[Tar-Ancalime]

"You'll what!"TAr says on her cell phone,"NO, Marianne (her head caroler)you cannot try on my dresses, your not tall enough! I want no but's tell your sister to make you a model dress of mine,only scaled down if you like my dresses. or for that matter we're no pauper, purchase one!" she ends the call by abruptly closing it.

[Lucie Baggins]

Lucie walks through the door after giving the security a funny look.
"How can you start without Kit since he won an Oscar?", she asks.

[YayGollum]

"I've been waiting for her! I wanted to interview her! Where be's she?"

[Elbereth]

"Well, you know celebrity's...they never come on time. It's as if fame gives them the right to turn into all powerful Divas."

[Kit Baggins]

Then the hear the sound of Kit's voice.
"Look, you idiot!" he shouts. "I'm *supposed* to be here! I won an Oscar!" Then Kit comes through the doorway, looking cross. "Sorry I'm late." he apologises. "I had a bit of trouble with Security. I think they thought I was a gatecrasher, or something."

[Elbereth]

Comes over to Kit and hands him a glass of Champagne.

"So very nice to have you Mr. Baggins! We were all expecting you! Sorry to hear about the troubles...We had to increase security ever since September 11th. You never know what Terroist plot might be brewing from the Dark Shadows. Anyway, can I have someone get you something to eat."

Suddenly a dozen photographers appear and snap hundreds of photos of Kit.

[Valar]

*Valar hears all the bad mouthing about the security, and he walks off crying*:p

[Elbereth]

Blinded by the flashes...Elbereth makes her way past the photographer and searches for the crying Valar in vain.

[Lucie Baggins]

Grabbing a piece of cake she runs after Elbereth.

[YayGollum]

"Yay! Kit is here! He invited me! Want an interview?"

[HLGStrider]

Elgee redoes her makeup again. She was crying because she felt sorry for Valar and now look what happened to her mascara...

Oh well... She puts on one of those little masks held up on a stick and procedes to get herself a Dr. Pepper.

[Goldberry344]

OHH, are we changing this to a Masquerade??

[HLGStrider]

No... I was just making adjustments due to my make up mess... but you can get a mask if you want one...

[Tar-Ancalime]

"were you talking about me Elbereth?" TAr inqusitivly asks.

[Goldberry344]

oh, ok. masks make me itchy, but they look cool. why dont you give ur cats masks??

[HLGStrider]

Because cats are soooooooooooo pretty... but I did give them fake butterfly wings... and they learned to fly... flying cats!!!

[Kit Baggins]

Kit goes over to YG.
"Did you say something about an interview?" Kit asks.

[YayGollum]

"Yay Kit! Ummm...what did you do that was so great?"

[Elbereth]

Regaining sight...Elbereth notices Tar in front of her...she seems rather annoyed. "Why do you think I was talking about you?"

[HLGStrider]

Elgee rides about the room on her flying cat... her cape streams behind her, glittering and rainbow colored... whooooooooppppppieeeeeeee....... yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa

[Goldberry344]

*goldberry gasps at Elgee's cat* "hey, can you do that to Rabbit??"

[HLGStrider]

Yes, but it wears them out quick, so I wouldn't suggest it as a method of travel... Elgee loans Goldberry some wings for Rabbit...

ooc: Rabbit was the internet personality for Nat, the cat who died the other day, so you will have to be especially nice to him now...

[Goldberry344]

yay! i have a flying cat. don't worry, i wont make him fly too often, only when i need to.

ooc- dont worry, ill take VERY good care of Rabbit. better than i used to. :)

[Tar-Ancalime]

"just asking!" tar says as if offended.

[Kit Baggins]

Kit is still thinking of his reply to YayGollum.
"To be honest, I don't know *what* I did." he says. "That's why I was so surprised when I was nominated."

[Aredhel]

She appears in the doorway, dressed in a simple silver and green gown, wearing all the gifts given to her.

"Sorry if I am late."she says apologetically. She looks around for her friends.

[Valar]

Elbereth can you check your pms
Also do you have msn messenger or aol messenger?

[Elbereth]

"Hey Aredhel! Better late than never...I'm sorry that you missed the performance of Cirque du Soleil...however, there is more entertainment to come...and the cast of LOTR is here...so you'll be sure to have a good time...Here have a glass of champagne."

Hands Aredhel a glass from a passing tray.


Then spotting Valar on the balcony...Elbereth excuses herself and makes her way towards him.

[Valar]

*Valar puts his arm round her and kisses her softley*
"Its been a busy night, fun though"

[HLGStrider]

Elgee and Goldberry circle the room on their flying cats... buzzing anybody who looks vulnerable... SWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHH....

[HLGStrider]

Elgee stands up on her cat and starts to sing and dance... which is a great tragedy for anyone who isn't deaf or dead.

[Elbereth]

"Yes it has been a very busy night Valar. And I see that you have cheered up considerably.":D

[HLGStrider]

Feeling mischieveous and uncharacteristically evil, Elgee and her cat buzz Valar and Elbereth... WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Goldberry344]

Elgee is followed closely by Goldberry, who tags Elgee "tag, you're it!!!" she flyes away

[Elbereth]

"Elgee! You goof! You almost took our heads off!"

Elbereth then jumps up on the banister of the second floor balcony...and leaps toward Elgee as she flys by, catching a hold of the cat's tail. Taking the cat off guard...it begins looping in the air in an attempt to knock Elbereth off...but Elbereth is holding on for dear life.

"YEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!" :eek:

[YayGollum]

"Yikes! Scary stuffs going on here! Ummm...Kit, so you don't know why you got nominated. For the people who don't know (me), which RPG was this for? Who was the most fun to work with?"

[Goldberry344]

*frowns at elbereth* you are ruining all the fun. release the cat's tail!! now!! please!!!

[Tar-Ancalime]

"oh dear..Crantini waiter!" TAr says with urgency

[HLGStrider]

Elgee's cat grabs Elbereth's skirt in her teeth and they start going around and around in circles... Getting dizzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyy

[Goldberry344]

Goldberry laughs at Elgee's cat "lets play catch!!! :)"

[HLGStrider]

Elgee goes flying off her cat... into the air...
"CATCH? SOMEBODY CATCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!" she shrieks.

[Elbereth]

Elbereth breaks free from the cat's grip and jumps on it's back...then swoops down and catches Elgee before she lands in the giant punch bowl.

The crowd applauds below....

Then landing...Elbereth, Elgee and the cat bow to the audience as the crowd cheers on...thinking that the whole thing was part of the show.

[Aredhel]

She laughs at their antics from where she is sitting, and sips some champagne.

[Kit Baggins]

"Yay! Free entertainment!" Kit cheers.

[EverEve]

"I am beginning to feel out of place here. Oh well." *Grabs a champagne*

[Tar-Ancalime]

stares at the action...:rolleyes:,"Need another drink..."

[Goldberry344]

Rabbit glides to the ground.... "i meant let our cats play catch with Elbereth. but that worked just as well, especially since it was you and not me." :)

[goofoofighter]

*Goofoofighter (lacking a better name) enters the afterparty late due to certain persons (*cough cough* mother *cough* father *chokes* brother! *cough cough*). Her golden hair, up in an elvish fashion, flows down to midway down her back. Her bright brown eyes showing more of a tom-boyish attitude but with the respect enough to show grace. The earrings she wears resemble bright stars, shining on her skin. Her necklace is a simple fine chain of sterling silver with a small but bright sterling silver heart trinket of which she received from her mother. Though she terribly hates dresses (and they go against her thought processes), she dawns a glossy cool grey-silver dress whose top ends at a point just under the waist and flows into a soft-white skirt. Her white medium-heels (for she hates high-heels) barely showing from under the hem.*
*smiles meekly* "Sorry I'm late..."

[HLGStrider]

HEY!!! IT'S ANOTHER BROWN EYED BLONDE!!! Elgee welcomes you as a sister...

[Elbereth]

"I'm glad you could make it Goofoofighter! You look incredible! Here have a apple martini" hands her a glass...and then motions to Orlando Bloom who is staring at her from across the room.

Orlando walks up to GooFoo and Elbereth, a big goofy grin spreads across his gaze falls on GooFoofighter.

"Orlando Bloom, I would like you to meet GooFooFighter. GooFoo this is Orlando Bloom.(Elbereth's cell rings)...Oops that's me...I better take it...have fun guys!" She then leaves the two alone and heads to a corner for better reception.

[YayGollum]

*Truor grabs a camera from a photographer and runs out of the party*
OOC: it was boring and I'm gonna use this camera later!

[Aredhel]

Her mouth drops open in surprise when she sees Orlando. She walks quickly over to him and goofoofighter

"Oh, hi, Goofoo fighter! I'm so glad you could make it. "She turns to Orlando,"Oh, hi, I've wanted to meet you for quite a while. I'm Aredhel, Lady of Rivendell, and also High Chancellore and Professor of Adunaic for the Guild of Linguistics."

Shakes his hand, and walks away, leaving them alone. She looks from side to side, looking for Kit and Courtney.

[EverEve]

*Looks over at Orlando, but sees a better target, and continues to stalk Elijah*

[Aredhel]

Laughs at Evereve before walking back to Orlando. She engagees in conversation.

[Kit Baggins]

"Aredhel! Over here!" Kit shouts, waving. Unfortunately, he is holding a glass of champagne at the time, which goes all over YayGollum.

[YayGollum]

Good thing I had already left!

[Goldberry344]

*glares at evereve* you'd best stay away from Ellijah!!! im watching you!!

[HLGStrider]

Elgee drinks more Dr. Pepper... glug glug glug...

[EverEve]

*Glares back at Goldberry for whatever reason Goldberry was glaring at her* "I'll do as I please!":D

[HLGStrider]

Elgee and her cats each pick a person to glare at and glare hard...

[Tar-Ancalime]

TAr escapes from being quiet,"leave Elijah alone!He's been through a lot." and she says no more for awhile

[EverEve]

*Looks at Tar rather strangely* "Umm, ok then." Finally gets up the nerve to tap Elijah on the shoulder, but looses it when he turns around, so she pretends to be holding a conversation with Tar. Elijah shrugs and continues walking around.

[Goldberry344]

"toldya to leave him alone." :D

[Tar-Ancalime]

*looks at evereve*
"hmm...seems he won't easily be bothered."

[Goldberry344]

'course he wont. cause he's brave and handsome, and tall....
well, perhaps not that tall afterall. :D

[EverEve]

*Walks back over to Tar* "I wish I could get up the nerve to talk to him....":D :p

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar looks with hilarity,"Oh...your acting all ditzy..he's only your average man (from greek mythology)."and smiles

[HLGStrider]

Elgee is now tired of glaring... she chases down a waiter and orders a nine course meal...

[Tar-Ancalime]

huh???you did that because

[Goldberry344]

cause she has 9 lives an has to feed them all
*goldberry gets tired of glaring at Eve and instead starts handing out sparklers and matches for making funny figures in the air.

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Another drink,Now!"

[Aredhel]

She hurriedly walks over to Kit, leaving Orlando in mid-sentence,"When did you ge here? I've been looking all over for you!"

[HLGStrider]

Yes.. plus I have to make sure there is enough food for all my cats... it is not easy being part cat... meow. Just wait til I grow whiskers... I already have retractable claws...

[Kit Baggins]

"Well," Kit says to Aredhel, "I had a bit of trouble with Security, so I got here late." He suddenly notices Orlando. "Hello." Kit says cheerfully.

[Goldberry344]

*Goldberry runs up to Kit and orli and offers them both sparklers* "fun fun fun fun....who else wants one??"

[EverEve]

OOOOOOHHH OOHHH ME ME!!!! *gets a sparkler: becomes so excited that she waves it around and a spark lands on Orli who side-steps away from her slowly as if afraid*

[HLGStrider]

When are we going to give out the best dressed award? I've been wearing this white dress for the weeks that this party has been going...

Elgee swirls the long skirt around and straightens her tiara.

[Goldberry344]

*looks at elgee's dress* ohhh, swirly. i shoulda gotten one of those instead....

[EverEve]

Who wants to know what my dress looks like?

[Goldberry344]

ohhhh, yay. pertiness talk!

[HLGStrider]

I'll hear it, Evie... I'm in a good mood... This is post number 1006.... Still not in top ten, however...
Elgee swirls her shawl which is of diamonds woven into fabric that is so shere that it looks like she is wearing star dust... ooc: You have to give me a hand for effort.

[HLGStrider]

Quick correction... last post was 1005... this is 1006...

Elgee walks over to Eve and offers her a glass of Dr. Pepper... we will go for the Silver hang glider and no sore loosers..

Where are the judges... ? Can they be bribed? :D just kidding.. of course... You don't have to throw me out Valar... I'll behave... I promise!!!

[Tar-Ancalime]

I have a thought...do i have a chance to win??

[HLGStrider]

Are you still wearing the red tango dress?

[Tar-Ancalime]

yeah..here anyway

[Goldberry344]

lol, tango dress....giggle...

oh ya...to continue Elgee's talk...#600!

[HLGStrider]

It was my dress... the tango one... but Tar had a spill emergency and I had a spare...

[EverEve]

Alritey: Its white and has sparkely diamonds allllll over it. It has long billowy sleeves (Gosh its hot too) and backless. The skirt is kinda full and floor length. I have a prettyful necklace too.

[goofoofighter]

((sorry I haven't been posting for two pages, mom changed the net password and I'm finding it harder to get on...))

*a stray strand of hair bothers her face and she swipes it behind her ear, the sleeves of her dress cover the tops of her hands and a bit of her palms, making the movement look more graceful*
*She becomes speechless when she notices how Orlando is looking at her and looks down a bit when she feels herself blushing*
*Gets the guts back up to look him in the face and start a conversation*
"Hi..."

[WolfGryph]

*looks around the corner of the door watching all the races have fun together slips on in and sits in a chair remaning quite so not to be noticed and be a party crasher*

OOC: for thoughs of you who don't know me: I'm Kalahan Gnoll wolf of Mordor I was born and breed in Mordor but Souron breed me with too much free will and I exscaped the darkness and joinded with the men. I now live in Gondor and I am merly known as a shadow in the woods.

[WolfGryph]

This is also a pic I drew of my:

[WolfGryph]

sorry about that last one This is the pic of my:

[goofoofighter]

*The room goes dark, and a cold breeze blows through. The room's lights turn on once more and a tall man with a narrow face and black eyes, contrasted by his blonde hair that falls to his shoulders is standing in the middle of the room. He is dressed in black jean-like leather pants and a tight black beater with black fish-net sleeves. He wears a black cloak with a silver chain brooch and underneath can be seen a silver sheath to a similar silver blade. On the silver hilt can be spied an onix stone embedded in the shimmering metal. The man's hand grips the black leather grip of the hilt, the other hand holding a black steel helm with onix stones embedding along the brow. A large black raven is perched proudly on his shoulder*
*He speaks in a low, rumbling voice* "I am The Outsider... Omni-present, always seeing, always hearing. Born of the God Corellon Larethian; the protector and preserver of life, and the Goddess Wee Jas; Goddess of death and magic."

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Wolfgryph, wanna go back into mordor's service???"Tar askkd. Than she looked aat the strange man,"why in the heck are you here."

[WolfGryph]

*dose not look at Tar but a deep growl is in my throat and I speak while looking ahead of me* I would refuse to even venture into Mordor but you would not know my anger for I doubt you have even set foot there. *now turns gray eyes on Tar* I KNOW personaly what EVIL dwels there DO NOT talk lightly of that mater. *with that I look back to the ground with fury in my eyes.*

[Tar-Ancalime]

"HA, I'm the wife of the Dark Lord..of course i've been thier...I live thier for christ's sake!"she says while laughing

[WolfGryph]

then you I dislike even more than Mordor it's self

[EverEve]

OK PEOPLE, LET'S NOT GET NASTY HERE! WolfGryph why don't you grab a martini....maybe you will feel a bit better after that. And Tar's not that bad, honest.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar kinda hides..."I come in peace!" tar screams!

[Valar]

*Valar steps in*

"Lets keep this nice please"

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Valar,thankyou!"

[EverEve]

*Walks over to Valar* whispers "Who is that really freaky Black-Leather person?"

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar overhers"he clamis to be a god of some sort, I think it's the drugs he a) is on, or the b)drugs he should be on." Tar says

[Goldberry344]

WELL, disregarding all this foul, nasty talk.... My dress.... :)
it is green. like, er, emerald green, i s'pose. it has slevsies, but they are off the shoulder, and short. it is backless, and it poofs out at the waste, v. fun to swirl in... :)

[HLGStrider]

Elgee puts on a scarlet cape and twirls it around...

[WolfGryph]

sorry I do not drink. *gets up and moves over by Lytra (GooFoo)* How are you doing are you haveing a good time?

[Goldberry344]

*mutters* what on middle earth does drinking have to do with dresses *grabs another champagne* (how do you spell champagne?? ;) )

[Elbereth]

Elbereth returns from the far corner of the room where she has been talking on her cell phone (the only place in to the room that she could get a clear connection - darn cell phone!)
Hearing the complaints about how long the judging is taking...Elbereth begins to gather up the celebrities. (Elbereth has trouble getting Orlando's attention though, since he is obviously enamored by 7 doubles...and Elbereth nearly got mobbed by all the ladies in the room when she took Elijah away from them.)

Then after leading them into the "green room", Elbereth cues the stage crew, who then set up the stage for the awards ceremony.

[EverEve]

*annoys Tar very badly with her constant, non-understandable babble that seems to be switching back and forth from the topics of who was going to win and Elijah, but no one could be certain exactly.*

[goofoofighter]

*Goofoo looks over her shoulder at her half-brother Raven* "Oh Raven, dear brother, why do you always have to do that?"
*Goofoo grabs a glass of punch and nonchanlantly sips it while waiting for the results for the Mithrill Hanger*
"And try to make sure you don't cause any trouble this time. This is backstage at a nation-wide award show, not a bar where it's not uncommon for fights..."

[Elbereth]

*Speaking into the intercom*

ATTENTION ALL GUEST! THE WINNERS OF THE MITHRIL HANGER AWARDS WILL BE ANNOUNCED TOMMOROW AT 10:30PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME (USA)"

[EverEve]

Alritey then! *Eve stands up and grabs a martini* I think I'm drunk enough to go talk to Elijah!

[Goldberry344]

ohhh, special. but, however, its already been established that Ellijah is to be my new goldfish.

[Elbereth]

*Coming out from backstage*

"Sorry girls, Elijah is going to be out of commision until the awards ceremony...he's busy in the greenroom with the rest of the celebs trying to decide who will win the highly coveted mithril hanger. And that green room is heavily guarded by Valar's best men."

[goofoofighter]

((for those of you who wonder, Raven is my brother's character of whom he wanted to bring here. I don't know if he'll bother to get his own account or not, so just letting you know.))
((And looking back on the thread, I actually do know someone famous; John O'Reilly. He's a world-famous composer. He conducted me and all the other kids in the St. Norbert's Honors Band. He's a really cool guy, I got his autograph on my program :D *grins from ear to ear as she remembers how much fun she had playing her clarinet for six hours in that one day* We played a song he wrote that started a new genre of music; Dunvegan. The song was Knights of Dunvegan. Then we played a song that has been famous for years; Poet and Peasant Overature. A song John and some other lady made for an english teacher that died at some school somewhere; In Memorium. And something to remember September 11th by; A Patriotic Solute. Fun fun fun!))
*Raven turns to Goofoo, and says in a fake whiney voice* "Oh sister, can't I just kill one person and reincarnate them? It would be so much fun, and it makes a great party trick!" *to his regular voice* "And as for the entrance, why not? I have the power to freak people out, why not use it?" *Raven orders a dry martini; shaken, not stirred**Raven's raven taps on his shoulder and points out a hot girl on the other side of the room...*

[Goldberry344]

*shoots a glare at Raven, who happens to be right next to goldberry* "it's rude to point. and isnt that 'shaken not stirred' line from a movie?" *Goldberry grins and walks away to tell off all the girls who are waiting for Ellijah to come out* "He's my 'goldfish' so go away!"

[Tarien]

How did you turn Elijah Wood into a goldfish? Next we'll have Orlando Bloom on a collar or somesuch nonsense. NO TRANSFIGURATION! On a side note, he wouldn't be as cute as a goldfish.

[HLGStrider]

Why is everything done on Eastern Standard Time... We Oregonians feel our Pacific Time is just as good... and it would save me a lot of math... Oh well.. maybe I'll get lucky...

Behave everybody... Welcome, newcomers... friends... Elgee lets her hair down and starts flipping it around, banging on her platinum frying pan.

[Goldberry344]

nono, you dont understand. earlier in the party, when ellijah had just come out, i declared that I am going to bring him home. i have a nice 300 gal. (empty, of course) fish tank, and he will live in there. he will be happy ;) in other words, after the party, everyone else better lay off! :)

[HLGStrider]

I got it, Goldie, don't worry... can I call you Goldie?

Elgee offers everyone Dr. Pepper and rides about, cross legged on a cat.

[HLGStrider]

Elgee is wearing diamond and garnet encrusted, silver sandels, if you haven't noticed... not thongs... slightly healed sandles... AND TOE RINGS!!!

[Goldberry344]

sure, why not...goldie...

Goldberry runs up to Elgee... "lovin the toe rings!" then goldberry gives Elgee an anclet with lots of jingley bells on it "its for your 1000 post, and it'll go really good with ur dress! :)"

[HLGStrider]

Especially when I'm dancing... ching ching ching...

Thank you very much, Goldie. It is the worlds nicest Anklet.

[Tar-Ancalime]

My martini trend...I couldn't get on this for the longest time!

[HLGStrider]

I know. Wasn't that a pain? It seems like nobody else could, so apparently noone stole my top ten place... in fact, last I looked I'd reached number nine... still a lot behind eight (Elessar), but Nine is my lucky number!!! 9!!!

[Aredhel]

"Here is for your 1000th post!"

Hands Elgee a tiny jewel.

[EverEve]

Ah....for your 1000th post my friend, I'd make a speech, but I can't compare to the speech you gave on my thirteenth birthday (trumpets sound) so I'll just give you this! *hands her a gift certificate for $50 at the Gap at Rohan*

[Goldberry344]

lol....speech...speech (like in the movie...)

[HLGStrider]

I gave my speech on the Rangers thread... with trumpets present... I beat the trumpets up in the end, however. They are still following me around... (Trumpets sound) URGGGGGGGGGGG........ frustration...

Thank you for all the lovely lovely lovely gifts... and in my language if you say something three times that means it is the most of something.

[Goldberry344]

lovely lovely lovely sounds kinda cool together...

[EverEve]

Well, I'm not a major fan of trumpets (trumpets sound)......Be right back *rushes over and smacks them all across the head with their own trumpets*

[goofoofighter]

*Raven of Night ((aka Raven)) wanders past the snack bar and picks up a mug of beer, then wanders to a dark corner and sits down sipping it quietly. He continues to watch the lady his Raven pointed out to him with growing interest*
*Goofoo, noticing everyone's distast for trumpets, wonders if everyone else plays an instrument in hopes that maybe they could make their own music to thwart the pride of the trumpeter (in hopes of making them stop). She jumps up immediatly to persue her idea, quickly making her way to the middle of the room*
"Hey! does anyone else here play any instruments? I'll explain why, but right now I just want to know-"

[EverEve]

I play saxaphone! *grabs an ale* Well, Tar, I've plucked up my courage, and I'm gonna *gasp! hehe* talk to him. *Walks over to Elijah and starts talking to him, obviously very proud of herself*

[Aredhel]

She walks over to Eve and starts talking too.

[Kyrè]

I'm Late!!! AHHH!!!

*Mirina rushes in- still in her battle rags. She finds a seat, and grumbles about there is no good punch. EVERTHINGS CHAMPANGE!! And I'm still a minor.:( (lol, do not actually drink, ewww)

[HLGStrider]

There's Dr. Pepper... I play the most beautiful instrument... the CLARINET!!! DOWN WITH TRUMPETS AND THEIR HUGE EGOS!!!

[Goldberry344]

hmmm, i can play air guitar, and im really good at the shoe-box guitars...

[Kit Baggins]

Originally posted by HLGStrider
There's Dr. Pepper... I play the most beautiful instrument... the CLARINET!!! DOWN WITH TRUMPETS AND THEIR HUGE EGOS!!!

Hey cool... I play the clarinet too :D !!

~Kit :)

[Valar]

Raven i play, Guitar, (bass as well, well i can do some pretty nice slap bass) Piano, and drums. I teach them all so i've passed grade 8 in them all. But then again its my profession.:rolleyes:

[Goldberry344]

i found guitar lessons to be incredibly boreing. i want to learn how, but i dont want to fall asleep doing it.

[HLGStrider]

Well, I am hardly a professional clarinet, but I can out play these trumpeters... Elgee makes her Clarinet squeek at them.... if you have never heard a clarinet squeek it is like an ear piercing goose honk.

[Kyrè]

Don't drink caffeine, gives me the most creepy high, and, its against my religion. A good sprite would be nice.

[HLGStrider]

Water, Milk, tea, anything you want? We've got it all!!!

Elgee dances around sporting her new tiara, anklet, and mithril hanger award!!!

[Tar-Ancalime]

"good job evereve!:rolleyes:" tar thinks giddy school girls*

[Goldberry344]

i know a horse named Giddy. hes a pain in the bum bum.

[Elbereth]

Returns to the party after instructing the deconstruction of the outdoor stage.

Tired...Elbereth finds a cushy leather couch that is not occupied with guest and lays down for a short snooze.

[EverEve]

*turns to tar and bestowes the evil glare (gasp! not the evil glare!) upon her, then resumes her conversation*

[Goldberry344]

*runs and hides under the table after seeing the evil glare that eve gave tar.*

[HLGStrider]

TRUMPETS SOUND!!!

This means war!!!

[Goldberry344]

*humph. goldie gets out a blacksmith hammer and hands Elgee her frying pan. they get to work bashing trumpets.*

[HLGStrider]

DIE TRUMPETS!!! DIE!!!

The trumpets flee for their lives, leaving their spit valves smashed on the ground.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar replies with an eviler glare,dark queens always win on the evil glare evereve

[Goldberry344]

i like that word...eviler....

[EverEve]

Yes, they always win with meer mortals, but I have super Elven-Vision, that works wonderfully for evil glares. *Stares back with the most evilist glare in all of Arda*

[Tar-Ancalime]

TAr gets tired of the evil glare contest...and decides to just give evereve the finger.than says can you force lightning bolts out of your hands?

[HLGStrider]

BEHAVE!!! This is a civilized party... :eek:

[goofoofighter]

*pulls out her clarinet and plays from memory her parts from the St. Norbert's Honors Band just to warm up* ((I love the sound of clarinets! ^^ They're so awesome!))
*Hung on her arm (cuz there's really nowhere else to put it at the moment) is the mithril hangar award she managed to win*

[Tar-Ancalime]

grrr...evereve gave me the evil glare first!

[Goldberry344]

I dont think that matters, tar, you are the dark queen around here!

[Bombadil's Bane]

Gr8 signature Goldberry1:D You got humor:)

[Tar-Ancalime]

and I have to be responsible!

[Aredhel]

We shouldn't be fighting. I say we for people in general. Remember Tar, breathe in, breathe out...

[Goldberry344]

ohh, have you read the secret diries, bombadil?? check out the thread "Things LOTR characters would NEVER say" in Bag End. :)