The Weeping Willow Pub

[Wonko The Sane]

Is that right?

Wow..it's a bit lonely here.

*sits up and then falls back down, but not before drinking another ale*
Does anybody want to sing with me?

[Elbereth]

*Is very baffled why she is in Goldie's pocket* :confused:

"hic"

[Wonko The Sane]

*gets on all fours and crawls over to Elbie. She whispers*
Is it dark in there? *and then collapses in a drunken heap. Passed out.*

[Nimawae's hope]

LOL!!! I think a few people have had a little TOO much to drink of late.......course there are others of us who have not yet been served their drinks!:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Hmmm...is Goldberry the teller of the true places that we live? *Giggle* Hello, Goldie!! Where am I, or am I not drunk enough for you to know yet?:D :D :D :D

[Wonko The Sane]

*sits up, appearing to be emerging from her drunken stupor...and then falls over...murmuring something about men*

[Nimawae's hope]

*Shakes head* Knowing Wonks it was probably something about British men. Am I simply not allowed a drink around here?

[Snaga]

* Snaga wakes up from his quiet nap, to find he has missed a lot of fun. Or at least drinking if thats not the same thing. He goes and gets a drink for himself and Nim, and magic hangover cures (which he finds in Wonko's magic pocket) for everyone else*

[Wonko The Sane]

*comes to and looks fuzzily at Snaga...* It's that orcling! *Begins to protest about him rummaging through her pockets but then realizes she has nothing to complain about and falls back into a swooning stupor*

Somebody help me...*she slurs drunkenly*

[Goldberry344]

Oh, dont cure them. its entertaining. *gets an ale, sits in a dark corner and starts drinking casue she feels like it*

[Wonko The Sane]

Cure us from *hic* what?

*gets up and takes a hit from a bottle of Captain Morgan's* Does anybody want to dance with a drunken elf? Namely: Me?!

[Snaga]

Urrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Rum!

* Puts hands over mouth to stop involuntary vomitting and runs for the door *

[Wonko The Sane]

*giggles* I knew that would happen!

*tries to stand up but cannot* Does anybody want to be my crutch?

[Elbereth]

*Elbereth emerges from Goldie's unusually large pockets...and then realizes that in fact Goldie's pockets are not at all large and that in actuality, she had shrunk...as Valar often do when they are intoxicated. Having realized this....she hopped out of Goldie's pocket and returned herself to normal size*

"Ok, waiter...get me a glass of water. I think it is time I sobered up!"

[Wonko The Sane]

Nobody wants to stay drunk with me!!
That's not fair!!!

*tries to stand but cannot, so she crawls to Goldie's darkened corner and pulls herself into the booth next to her...but as she tries to sit down she falls again, and lands on the floor*

Hehe...wee.

[Narya]

Ok, since *hic* we are finished with *hic* the beer drinking contest, we will now start the *hic* tap-tap!

[Wonko The Sane]

*hic* What's the tap-tap?

[Goldberry344]

*grins* this is when you tap all over the inside of your head, wonks, and try to get out.

[Wonko The Sane]

*shhhh-es Goldie*
Shhh!
I'm drunk! Not stupid!!!

*peeks at the cellphone in her pocket*

Wait a second...strike that...

[Narya]

I'm not starting this contest without Snag! He's the first to tap.

DIRECTIONS: TAP-TAP is played in actual drinking sessions, according to my friend Andy, by tapping in sequence until one of the tappers make a mistake. The guy who misses a beat in the tapping, gets to drink a shot of whatever they are drinking (in many cases it is Tequila) until the bottle of liquor is finished or until the group falls down on their faces or start doing things that will end up either in a hospital or a prison cell.

Virtual will be much the same, Snag will begin the Tapping sequence those who wish to join should tap in sequence or drink this concoction I've made up: its much stronger than tequila you know ;)

Alright, Snag whenever you're ready...

[Goldberry344]

*grins* should be interesting.

btw, wonks, are there really 13 of us HBs?? wow. or did you chose a random # and say that you are HB 13?

[Wonko The Sane]

No...13 is my lucky number.
13th day...13 years...*trails off*
Anyway...so yeah. I used to be HB #7 (But even then I should have been HB#5 or 6 and asked for number 7) because I was upset and 7 was my unlucky number...but I'm DELIRIOUSLY happy of late so I changed it!! WOO LUCKY 13! *dances and then sighs* I can't wait until Christmas.

*To Narya*
I want to play tap-tap...but no tequila, as I'll most likely choke and that wouldn't be pretty. Who'd hold my hair back for me as the Tequila made me sick and such?

Anyway...let's start the game!!!!!
*Waits patiently for Snags*

[Goldberry344]

*laughs at the idea of wonks waiting patiently for anything, let alone a brittish boy.....er....yrch.....*

[Wonko The Sane]

*tosses her head back and laughs at Goldie's statement*
You're right...you're soo right. Especially for this British yrch! ;) :D
But I can show you that I CAN wait...although it might not be patiently and will most surely be fraught with nervousness and excitement.

But I will show you!! I'll wait until Christmas if I have to!! (And I do!)

[Éomond]

I'll play! Let's just hope I can figure it out, but, it's fun to lose and get laffed at! Does anyone like the song Tequila? "du du da da dada, du du da da dada, duuuu dada, Tequila!" I love it!
Anypoo, I've been wondering my whole life (not really, just play along) what and who is the Humourus Bambadillon? Please tell me! I've beeen wondering that ever since I joined!:rolleyes: :D

[Goldberry344]

a group of funny people who dont really do anything. and not all of the funny people are hbs. just 7 of us. so far.

[Éomond]

Thank you soo much for telling me that! My life will be so much esier from now on. So you guys don't do anything? Just something funny to put on your location or title :|

[Elbereth]

*Has now completely sobered up after finishing an entire pitcher of water and now has major muchies*

"Hey Narya! Do you have any German Chocolate Cake? "

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Goldberry344
a group of funny people who dont really do anything. and not all of the funny people are hbs. just 7 of us. so far.

Actually 6. I just screwed with the numbering system. ;)


*Turns to Narya* I need to sober up a bit before this next contest or I won't last! Do you have any tea? English tea? *tries so very hard to earn her honorary British title* And maybe a crumpet? *grins*

[Narya]

We're fresh out of British tea, however we do have some chinese tea if you like. Or japanese tea. We don't have any crumpets.

I'm not sobber yet, but I will play. and sorry wonks but we will stick with the Tequila I'm afraid.

Snag, where in middle earth are you???

[Wonko The Sane]

If I can't have English Tea I don't want anything! *sighs* And no crumpets? That's awful!!! I guess I'll have to go to the British Army Barracks and Tea Room for that.
Oh well.

And I don't see why we can't change the drink for the contest! Tequila makes me sooo ill! *reminisces on the delightfully debaucherous night where she drank far too many margaritas*
And besides! You said up there that it was your OWN concotion and MUCH stronger than Tequila. So which is it?
If it's Tequila I suppose I'll just have to grin and bear it.
I can do that!

*Settles into an armchair in the corner, calmly and patiently waiting, a knowing look on her face*

You know, we COULD start the contest without him, I don't think he'll be back for a bit.

[Snaga]

OK... the rules of Tap-Tap are as follows.

(1) All participants sit in a circle around a table.

(2) Hands are then crossed over as follows: your right arm goes over the left arm of the person to your right. Equally, your left arm goes under the right arm of the person to your left. Palms are placed downwards on the table. You will find therefore that there are two hands between your own two. (Try and picture it... I cant explain it any better!)

(3) Someone starts by tapping their right hand. The hand to the right of that hand must be tapped. If they tap once, the game continues to the right, but if they double-tap the direction changes.

(4) If you miss your tap, or tap out of turn, you must take a drink (of in this case Tequila).

(5) You must play it QUICKLY! Or its no fun!

(6) Play until too drunk to continue!;)

I dont know how to play ths by posting!!!! Narya???

[Goldberry344]

*cheers snaga for finally showing up and sits down in a corner to observe the game*

[Snaga]

Hi there Goldie. Oh no... no sitting in the corner! You're joining the game. Get your hands on this 'ere table!

[Wonko The Sane]

Ooh! Ooh! I wanna play! I get to sit by Snaga!! *goes to the table and takes her seat next to Snaga*

Does it HAVE to be Tequila? I'll get VIOLENTLY ill!! Can't we use that random concotion Narya said she made earlier?

[Goldberry344]

*is frowning slightly after being dragged to the table* oh, alrigty then. *finishes her ale* what now? when are we gonna start this so that i can looooossseee??

*ever wonder why goldie doesnt really drink???*

[Narya]

Ok, the tap-tap game we'll be having should go this way:

I will be next to goldie, goldie will be next to Snaga, Snaga will be next to Wonko.

Everytime we tap, you will have to post that you tapped the person next to you if you make a mistake by tapping when it's not your turn, or tapping the wrong person, you loose and get to drink the concoction. It is very strong, so after the third time you drink it, I will suggest that you post yourself out, and stay out until the next day of opening of the pub. The last two posters who aren't eliminated yet, will be the winners.

[Snaga]

Ok... I'll assume that Wonko is to my right and Goldie to my left. Remember tho... that you have to work out whose hand is where! Eg... Wonko is to my right but her left hand is left of my right hand! Confused?? Excellent! Let the game begin!

* taps right hand *

[Goldberry344]

NO wait, i dont understand!

[Snaga]

Then its lucky its not your turn! * Waits expectantly *

[Wonko The Sane]

*is just as confused as Goldberry*
Ok...Snaga's explained the whole thing to me and I STILL don't get it.

Who's idea to play this online WAS this?!

[Goldberry344]

snaga didnt explain the whole thing to me, and im slow, and i dont get it and im tired and i smell, so your just gonna have to be a tad bit better at explaining this. :D :) :( ;) :p :rolleyes: :confused:

[Narya]

PLease read the post I made earlier. For the benefit of all the players here it is again.


will be next to goldie, goldie will be next to Snaga, Snaga will be next to Wonko.

Everytime we tap, you will have to post that you tapped the person next to you if you make a mistake by tapping when it's not your turn, or tapping the wrong person, you loose and get to drink the concoction. It is very strong, so after the third time you drink it, I will suggest that you post yourself out, and stay out until the next day of opening of the pub. The last two posters who aren't eliminated yet, will be the winners.

Adding what snaga has suggested. Ok, here's how we look:

SNAGA-WONKO-NARYA-GOLDIE

OK???

[Goldberry344]

ok. as long as im last. and it just goes around in a circle. *thinks she might be able to deal with this*


wait. what are we tapping?

[Wonko The Sane]

Snags just informed me that we're tapping the table...but our hands are crossed over eachother's so we're not tapping to who's sitting next to us we're tapping to who's hand is to the right of us...
And somehow by his crazy logic it's Narya's turn next...
NOT mine...which is what I thought.

[Anira the Elf]

Anira walks in and sees them playing one of her favorite games. she quitely walks in and sits down to watch.

[Narya]

Wonks, If that's the case, then the circle will look like this

Goldberry, Snag, Narya, Wonks

Which is unlikely since you made it clear that you wanted to sit beside him, and moved your chair next to him.

Ok? IF there aren't anymore questions, shall we begin this nice game? I am almost sober. I hate being sober especially since it is already November officially.

Ok?

TAP, TAP (Wonks)

[Snaga]

No no no! Wonks is sitting next to me. But my right hand is to the right of her left hand. In between my right hand and her right hand is your left hand which you have correctly tapped (twice).

That means it is now back to my right hand.

* Taps right hand *

[Goldberry344]

nonono, i still dont understand!! are we tapping hands?? and the order is snaga, narya wonko me right?? egads. *tries to concentrate really hard*

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Narya
Wonks, If that's the case, then the circle will look like this
Goldberry, Snag, Narya, Wonks
Which is unlikely since you made it clear that you wanted to sit beside him, and moved your chair next to him.

Yes, quite unlikely thank goodness! Lucky thing too! ;) *kisses Snaga on the cheek*
Hehe. :rolleyes:
Originally posted by snaga1
No no no! Wonks is sitting next to me. But my right hand is to the right of her left hand. In between my right hand and her right hand is your left hand which you have correctly tapped (twice).

That means I was right! *grins*
Originally posted by Goldberry344
nonono, i still dont understand!! are we tapping hands?? and the order is snaga, narya wonko me right?? egads. *tries to concentrate really hard*
We're tapping the table, and I don't know what the order is. :) I'm just going to play the game!

*Taps left hand*

[Goldberry344]

*taps her right hand and hopes it was her turn...cause she's after wonko, right...?*

[Snaga]

Yay! Goldie gets it!

* Taps left hand *

[Wonko The Sane]

I still don't!!!

*taps left hand*

[Goldberry344]

its not your turn, wonko!

[Snaga]

Yay! Wonko must take a drink!!:D
* Pours out glass of tequila and hands it to Wonko *

[Wonko The Sane]

Snaga...that's the last time I EVER text you AGAIN! I mean it! Hah! How's that for punishment, luv?

*wrinkles her nose* Tequila makes me violently ill..the things I must go through. *sighs and takes the little shot glass in her hand and tosses it back, she makes a horrible face and then shakes her head*

If I throw up, Snaga it's YOUR fault!

[Anira the Elf]

seeing them in confusion, ani starts to laugh. she hasn't had this my fun in a long time. being a little thirsty, she orders up a blended margerita and sips away hapily. but when she giggles she blows bubbles in it and blows it all over. " shoot!" and starts to clean it up. " and all over my new riding cloths too! Aw man! I think i need a hug..."

[Goldberry344]

*grins* oh, c'mon wonko. its only a little glass!

[Wonko The Sane]

I know! But didn't I tell you how SICK I got on Tequila? I haven't been able to drink it since!
Just smelling it makes me gag....

[Snaga]

*Gets Wonko a J2O to wash it down*

Oh look... someones just texted me! * Reads text, mutters something inaudible and disappears upstairs *

[Goldberry344]

ok, so wonks is losing. lets start again! *is proud cause she gets it*

[Snaga]

* Returns back downstairs, hair dripping. * That's better! OK lets start again! Its Narya (RH) to go next if I remember correctly.

Oh... we can make room for you if you want to join in Anira.:)

[Anira the Elf]

sure!! where shal i sit *appears to be pondering over it then all of the sudden plops down next to Snaga* i'll sit here. so where would that put me in the tap tap game.

P.S. did u know u can reverse the flow with a double tap???

[Goldberry344]

you can go after me cause im last, i guess.

[Narya]

Sometimes I feel like the world is about to collapse! You know. EVerytime I rant about something this obsolete this obnoxious this pathetic I get a kind of high so please just let me do this now, and don't complain cause I don't feel ok today I feel like stuff you know doesn't fit it and then they do and I feel like a freakin' idiot!

[Wonko The Sane]

*Looks at Snaga dripping water all over the table* Hehe...Snaga took a cold shower...Wonder why he needed one of those...*gives an innocent angel look and giggles*

To Anira: You'd better not be sitting on Snaga's RIGHT side! Because that's where I am! And I'm SOO not moving! ;)

To Narya: *Hugs* What'sa matter?

[Snaga]

Oops sorry!

* gets a towel, mops up drips *

So... let me see, we are now sitting like this (going round to the right):

Snaga
Wonks
Narya
Goldie
Anira

Narya to start, tapping her right hand, and we're going to the left still, OK? Are you OK Narya?

[Wonko The Sane]

*gives Snaga another kiss on the cheek*

You said you missed that one before!!

*sits patiently* I think we need to finish this game...I'll lose...since I STILL don't get it!! And since everyone else does. *sigh* Oh well, at least I'll be drunk. *her tummy and face already feel warm from the shot she did earlier. Notices the J2O Snaga gave her and drinks it* Whew! Mmm...yummy. Never heard of this before. :)

[Snaga]

Thank you m'dear. *gives Wonks kiss on the cheek*

Yes... lets play!

[Wonko The Sane]

*Beams* I'm quite a happy elf!!!

*has a random hobbit waiter bring her a Long Island Iced Tea and she begins to sip it as the other players give her strange looks*

What? If I'm going to get drunk I might as well get REALLY drunk!!!

[Goldberry344]

*squinty eyes snag and wonks* "oh, get a thread!" ;)

[Narya]

I see that I am in need of an INN beside my pub, since the orc and this crazy elf seem to be needing one fast :)

Anyway, why don't we just drink tequila without the tapping business since if you guys haven't noticed yet, it's well within NOVEMBER! So maybe we can call it a day, what do you say??

[Goldberry344]

*grabs a glass of tequila* sounds good to me.

[Anira the Elf]

To Wonko: i'm on Snaga's left!! don't worry! :D
"i'm not 21 yet ( drinking age in US) so all just take a shirly temple spiked w/ something" taps on table impatiently. "oops shouldn't do that. i might mess somebody up." *gives Wonks a sly look* " anyways... anything interesting happen to u ppl recently??? i just dumped my bf."

[Goldberry344]

"Hey, its ok, im 15. *grins*. sorry about your b/f. i hope its all good!"

[Anira the Elf]

*sighs* it ok. i like to be single sometimes, though i perfer to have a man." * looks over at Snaga longingly but quickly diverts her eyes.* :D

[darkangelrinoa]

*hears conversation as she walks past*
Oh don't worry hun i haven't had a boyfriend since i got into high school, i'm 16 now, but i have a fanclub of nine.... heh heh heh...make em suffer...nah i just don't like any of 'em ;)

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Goldberry344
*squinty eyes snag and wonks* "oh, get a thread!" ;)

We don't need a thread! We'd be restricted to forum rules. We've got AIM. ;)

Originally posted by Anira the Elf
*sighs* it ok. i like to be single sometimes, though i perfer to have a man." * looks over at Snaga longingly but quickly diverts her eyes.* :D

Yeah...there'll be none of that here!! Snaga is quite happily taken!! *kisses Snaga on the cheek* So you can go find your own Adorable English-Yrch? Kay? ;)


*downs her Long Island Iced Tea and calls for another* If the games over we'd better find a NEW way to get really drunk really fast!!!

*Her phone whistles* Oh look... someones just texted me! * Reads text, mutters something inaudible and disappears upstairs *

~Some time later~

* Returns back downstairs, hair dripping. * That's better! Hehe.
Go text messaging! How distracting! ;)

[Narya]

Narya goes out of the pub and paints a sign at the door.


WEEPING WILLOW PUB ON SALE

Interested parties please inquire inside.[/SIZE]

[chrysophalax]

Feeling abandoned, Chrys scratches at the door of the pub. After no one comes to the door, she lowers her head and slinks off into the forest.

[Anira the Elf]

"For sale!!!!!" Anira exclaimed. " why the heck are u selling the pub!!!!"

[Goldberry344]

*goldie shoves her chair back and gets up* "Thats not funny, Narya......its a joke, right?"

[Wonko The Sane]

Narya, you can't do that...
*thinks*
Well you CAN I guess...but you shouldn't do that!! The pub is awesome! Even Elgee's bar got scrapped, but yours is one of the best! Why sell it?!

Isn't it just a bit extreme to go and sell the pub? Just a bit? Just a teensy bit? I mean, isn't it conceivable that you'll regain interest in the things you've lost interest in? Just a bit? Just a teensy bit?!

Do you want to TALK about this?! Or at least THINK about this?!

*plops down exasperated on a tree stump and buries her head in her hands, a faint breeze stirs her white, gauzy skirts about her bare feet*

[Goldberry344]

*jumps up and gives wonks a hug, then gives narya a hug, and then tries to hug herself, but it doesnt work so well, so she sits down.*

[Snaga]

* Feels left out cos noone give him a hug. Realises that things are being neglected, and rushes into the kitchen to cook some food.

* finds chickens... dead already. * Hmm that spoils my fun.... still...

*Chops up the chicken into piece, splashes olive oil in a pan and fries it until it goes golden. Chops onions and garlic... fries that. Adds some bacon... red peppers, a bay leaf, some chopped tomatoes, and thyme.... lets it all bubble nicely... then lets it cook slowly *

Phew... that was too much like hard work... Right... potatoes... where are the potatoes.

* Finds a sackful of potatoes. Grabs a load of potatoes... an arm-load... walks across the kitchen... slips in a patch of olive oil that he split on the floor, and falls over, dropping the spuds... *

Aaaaaaaaah!!!!! My potatoes are escaping!

[Goldberry344]

*Sighs* someone give this yrch a hug and make sure he stays out of kitchens for the rest of his life. *grin*

[Wonko The Sane]

*gives Snaga a big hug and then tries to lead him away from the kitchen*

It's ok, hunny...the potatoes are fine, ok? There's no reason to cook if there's not going to be a pub, right? Maybe we should get first things first ok?

[Elbereth]

Seeing the sign outside, Menal, a kind hearted Breelander enters the Weeping Willow. Smiling to the patrons, Menal waves hello to everyone before making her way to the bar. She introduces herself to Narya and after chatting for awhile, the two become fast friends. Then Narya takes Menal to the back room and proceeds to give Menal a tour of the facilities.

When the two girls return, they are laughing merrily. Then Narya turns to the patrons of the bar and announces:

"HELLO EVERYONE! I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MENAL. SHE WILL BE TAKING MY PLACE AS OWNER OF THE WEEPING WILLOW WHILE I AM AWAY! I WILL BE BACK... HOWEVER IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE WELCOME HER TO OUR FINE ESTABLISHMENT AND HELP HER KEEP THIS BAR AS GREAT AS IT HAS BEEN IN THE PAST...I WILL MISS YOU ALL! GOOD BYE!"

[Goldberry344]

*waves at menial* hello.

[Anira the Elf]

"leaving???" *looks puzzled but starts to crack up laughing when she sees 2 of the ladies leading Snaga out of the kitchen covered in olive oil*
" he he he! what happened to u, boy???" ( or should i say orc??:D ) "u look like u got into a fight with the italian ingreadience (sp majorly)!!" *starts to creak up at her own little corny joke*

"Hello menial and welcome." Ani says of handedly, then "hey!! what ever happened to our little tap tap game???? i liked it!!!"

[Snaga]

Thank you Wonks. But I like cooking, although I need to be a bit more careful it seems.

Hello Menal... I hope you do a great job here.:)

Anira, they're Spanish ingredients actually. Dang... I'm covered in olive oil. I need a shower. And about of quart of beer. Cooking is thirsty work. Who can get me a beer?

[Goldberry344]

*goldie grabs her skirts and jogs around to the other side of the counter, she tosses snaga a rag to try to clean himself up and pours 3 ales...one for her, one for snags and one for wonks* "anyone else want a drink?"

[Wonko The Sane]

*Giggles and tries to control herself but the sight of Snaga covered in Olive Oil is just too much and she has to give him another big, if messy hug*

You look hilarious!!

*Turning to Goldie she smiles and accepts the ale happily, taking a big swig and grinning broadly*

Thanks, Goldie! Yay!! *suddenly feels the need to link arms with her friends and sing some kind of drunken tavern song but restrains herself*

Looks like there WILL be a pub after all! That's a relief!

*Turns to the new owner of the Weeping Willow* Welcome, Menal! Nice to meet you!

[Snaga]

Ummm thanks m'dear! I'm just going upstairs for a shower. Someone mind that food!

BTW... I thought that we could have a raft race across the lake outside. you have to build a raft and then race it across. Who's up for that? Its best if there are teams...

[Goldberry344]

*grins* "16 men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum....*BURP*"

[Elbereth]

"Hi everyone! Well, apparently I will have my hands full with this bar. Thank you Goldberry for taking on duties as bartender. Oh! and Snaga, don't worry about your food, I have a few of Elgee's cats on loan to take over the cooking.
As for the boat race, well I guess that could be arranged. However, I would be no good at organizing that sort of thing. Breelanders hate water as much as the hobbits of the Shire."

[Wonko The Sane]

I think Snags should spearhead that one! I hear his raft presentation went swimmingly! ;)

*links arms with Goldie and starts to sing a raucous round of "Yo Ho"*

Btw, Menal, I'm not exactly sure I WANT cat's cooking for me!!

*sneaks a grin at Snaga and says sweetly* Now what could you possibly need ANOTHER shower for, luv? You weren't THAT covered in olive oil! *giggles* Was it cold?

[Goldberry344]

*smiles tipsily at Menal* "i was sorta the unofficial barkeep before *hic* its fun"!

*continues singing!*

[Snaga]

OK, if I find any cats in here I am LEAVING! And the idea of animals in the kitchen only acceptable in one context... dead and about to be eaten!

[Wonko The Sane]

You don't like cats or just you don't like cats in the kitchen?

*downs her ale and starts to sing tipsily with Goldie*

[Goldberry344]

*smiles waterly and drunkely* "The cats make some mad good pies. and *hic* trust me, they dont shed. my *giggle* cat rabbit is a mad good *hic* chef...."

[Wonko The Sane]

*takes another ale and downs it just as fast, intending to get just as tipsy as Goldie*

Does anybody want to dance? Goldie?

*grabs Goldie's hand and spins her in a circle*

[Goldberry344]

*grin* *dances with wonks* "SWING DANCE!" *some hip and swingin 30s music comes on and wonks and goldie start doing the charleston thingy weeeehooooo*

[Wonko The Sane]

Yay! I learned Swing Dancing last year!!
*manages to do some fancy, if drunken, swing dancing maneuvers to the tune of the Swing Kids Theme*

Dance, dance, dance!!

[Goldberry344]

*throws her head back and laughs, then whilst not looking at the floor, she looses her ballance and gracelfully falls to the floors. she lies on the floor in a giggeling mass of skirts, hair and goldie.*

[Wonko The Sane]

*feeling left out she does a dizzy spin and gracefully swirls to the floor, her skirts spread out about her, she giggles*

This is fun! More ale please! *she grabs two ales from a passing tray and hands one to Goldie* Drink up, m'dear!

[Goldberry344]

*sits up dizily and drinks her ale* *giggle* "hey, wonks, this ale tastes like......ale....*giggle*"

[Wonko The Sane]

*takes a sip of her ale* Are you kidding me? It doesn't taste like ale it tastes like beer!

*acts drunkenly disgusted and flags down a passing wait-hobbit*

Take this beer back to the kitchen and get me an ale!!!

*giggles and falls over, lying down amidst her sprawled out skirts. She inches closer to Goldie*

I think they're looking at us....

[Anira the Elf]

*gives Goldie and Wonks a weird look and busts up laughing* "i'd join in but i haven't had enough sugar or ale yet," shse says after she has wiped her eyes from laughing so hard.

"hey," Ani says as a wait hobbit passes, " can u get me a huge ginormous glass of something or other high in sugar??" the hobbit just looks at her weird for a sec. but nods and walks off. *gets a bright idea:D *"if u guys and gals wanna dance we should have a dance contest, not a raft thingy contest!!! anyone interested??"


~*Ani*~

[Elbereth]

"Now a dance contest I can do!" Menal says enthusiastically.

"But please...don't let the drunk girls enter the contest...they might hurt themselves. I'll judge...but I want to have two other judges."

[Grond]

Grond strolls in...
"Did I hear someone say, 'Dance Contest?'" I can dance or I can judge. :)

[Elbereth]

Menal claps her little hands together with happiness.

"Oh good, I need help with the judging! However, if you are a great dancer, I wouldn't want to keep you off the dancefloor and deprive the audience of a spectacular show!"

[Snaga]

With Wonko, goldie, and possibly also Anira all sprawling on the floor drunk, isn't this spectacular enough as it is?

Cats... I don't like cats. I used to like cats, but then I got lumbered with the task of looking after the most unpleasant creature you will meet. Some sort of refugee from Mirkwood I think, foul and smelly, vicious, and completely lacking in affection. I wanted to kill it, but was overruled. So that cat has put me off.

[Wonko The Sane]

Good. Cat's are mean and scary! *giggles and slurs her words*

I think we should do a dance contest too! Goldie and I will be partners! *looks at Goldie* Right Goldie?

I think we should judge on the overall prettiness of your description of the dancing and such as composed by each partner in the set!

[Goldberry344]

*Gets up slowly* "YA! we'll win! *giggle* i mean.....cause we're so cool....*hic*"

[Aragorn12345]

*door to pub opens slowly* Did anyone call for a pshyciatrist? Asks an enchantingly beautiful women in her 30s. All the men nod there head quickly as she gracefully walks acroos the room. Up close people stare at the woman her eyes are almon shaped and blue she has a healthy tan and her hair is being blown bck by a nonexistent wind. A man named Ron Weasley calls out "She's a veela" to his friend Harry Potter. Many hobbits come up to telling her all there problems and when the are done speaking to her they feel as light as a feather. The pub keeper gives everyone a drink on the house after talking to her. The nameless woman leaves out the door just as a ranger n an elven cloak appears. 'Yay it's Aragorn" cheers Frodo who had been hidden in the far corner of the place. Aragorn quickly spots Arwen and gives her a tender kiss hobbit girls who had crushes on Aragorn quickly started sobbing. Where's that shrink asks a hobbit with her face tearstained. Aragorn and Arwen leave still smooching the pub returns to normal-meaning that people were properly drunk again and acting like tom fools. then the door to the building opens again and in comes...

[Goldberry344]

"wonko, am i drunk or what??? *hic* i mean, i coulda sworn i just saw a veela....."

[Elbereth]

:confused: "What the heck is a veela?"

"Anyway, let's get this dance contest underway! The first dancers take your places! We will have prizes for both singles and doubles...so Good Luck all!"

[Goldberry344]

*jumps up* C'mon wonks.....*head reels* lets.....gooo.....

[Wonko The Sane]

*hiccups and turns to Goldie, holding out a hand so that she can help her to her unsteady feet*
I dance SOO much better when I'm sloshed!

~hic~*whispers*
I think you ARE drunk, girly...but we BOTH must be! I saw a veela too!

*takes Goldie's hand* What kind of dancing will we do? ~hic~ *head swims as she goes out to take her place on the wooden dancing floor*

OOC: A veela is a creature from Harry Potter...somewhat like a siren in that she has an enchanting effect on people...but I can't remember.

[Goldberry344]

*ya, but it doesnt sing....*

"lets do breakdancing. its safer than anything else. 'sides, you get to sit...*giggle*"

[Wonko The Sane]

BREAKDANCING?!
*Turns and starts to leave the stage but Goldie grabs her hand and yanks her back, which causes both drunken girls to waver unsteadily and nearly fall over*

I can't break dance!!! *shakes her head* Ok...fine...you start the set, I'll match your moves.

[Goldberry344]

*does the worm, but hits herself on the head with the floor*

[Wonko The Sane]

*decides NOT to match Goldie's moves as she quite values her head. She drops to her left hand and foot, her body bent in a V shape, she kicks her right foot in the air thrice, before shifting swiftly to her right hand, putting her right foot down in time, and crossing her left leg with her right, she does a skipping sort of spin, and jumps up, arching her body, landing on both her feet again, she starts to do a methodic trance dance, in time with the Techno beats reverbing through the room. Though she's moving her arms in fluid motions they look choppy, and jerky, in the strobe-lights, her silver hair and white gowns glowing purple under the blacklights. She grabs Goldie's hands, crossing one over the other so their elbows form a double X pattern. Twisting their bodies they perform an intricate spin, her silver hair flying out behind her as she and Goldie both drop to the floor, and balancing on the curve of their backs they start to spin. Wonks thinks to herself* This probably isn't the best idea considering I'm wearing a skirt....

[Goldberry344]

*looks at her own dress* "what? and im not?" *giggles and orders another ale*

"wait, im the barkeep, arent i?" *gets up and staggers behind the counter, pours four ales and brings them back to the floor. gives two to wonks* "here ya go"

[Wonko The Sane]

*Standing on the dance floor she realizes it must be someone else turn, so taking her two pints she grabs Goldie's sash and tries to drag her away from the floor, which sends them both sprawling as Wonks trips on her skirts. Luckily the pints are the Mircalo-Spill-Savr variety and are saved. Wonks and Goldie sit on the floor just off the dance platform, drink their ale, and watch the next dance team take the stage.*

[Goldberry344]

*goldie wipes off her dress* "hey, good thing it be black...wait, it was white....wonks, what color is my dress?"

[Wonko The Sane]

*squints at the dress, and realizing that since no matter what color things are when she's drunk, she will declare them to be red, shouts* Red!!!
*looks at her own most certainly white dress and says* So is mine!

[Elbereth]

*Menal blankly stares at the dancefloor in horror as the girls stumble off the stage noisily. Still staring ahead, she mutters to Grond*

"That was the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in my life." :confused:

[Wonko The Sane]

*giggles insanely*

Who's next?! Did we win?! *downs her second pint and calls for four more, handing two to Goldie*

[Goldberry344]

*giggles and sips her ale* Of course we won, silly dumpling poop faced chicen feather. *giggle*

[Wonko The Sane]

*looks at Goldie's speech bubble and points*

Look! Even your spelling is drunk!! *hic*

[Goldberry344]

*mutters* *reaches up and pokes her speech bubble. it pops* "Not anymore!"

[Anira the Elf]

*looks at goldie and wonks in total disbeleif* "i'm so glad i do NOT like alcohal that much. that is jkust insane."

"i don't know what i want to do for the dance contest. i know only a little breakdancing, loads of ballet and jazz, a little hip hop and my dance i have picked up on my trip around ME." *sits back and watches the next couple take the floor* " i am truly lost. besides, i need a partner to dance with." (hint hint):D :D :D ;)

[Goldberry344]

*hic* wonko and i will be your partners. but ill warn you, you'll only come in second because wonks and i are first....

[Anira the Elf]

" nevermind then!:rolleyes:," i'll find a partner somewhere else then *gets up and stalks away* "humph!"

[Elbereth]

"Hey Goldie, I think your drunkeness is scaring away the customers. Ok, that is it, I'm cutting you girls off. No more alcohol for you two...I'm ordering you a pitcher of water."

[Goldberry344]

*goldie's droopy eyes fly open* BUT IM THE BAR KEEP! you cant.....but...we'll be good....

[Elbereth]

"I'm the new owner of the Willow...if I say you are cut off...You are cut off, drunk girl!" Menal says good naturedly.

Then two Dwarves take the dancefloor and dance a frolicsome jig.

[Goldberry344]

*goldie stands up a bit tipsily* "YA??" she said menicingly, "well, you're MEAN!" goldie sits back down next to wonko and watches the silly dwarves.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Wonks lifts her head from where it had been resting drunkenly on her knee and stops singing "Babylon" long enough to catch that she's been cut off from all things good and Ale-y*
That's sooo not fair! You ARE mean!! *she slurs, and then scootches closer to Goldie on their bench and lays her head on her shoulder and starts to sing a song*

No more ale for us
Oh no more ale
Woe is us woe is us woe is us
The world has gone all pale

*gestures drunkenly for Goldie to take the next verse*

If we can't scare people away with our drinking we'll scare them away with song!!

[Goldberry344]

No more ale
how can we sail
the seven seas
with out ale?

Elbe the mean
made us come clean
but she is just mean
we will not be clean

nooeoOOEOOEOOoooo......

[Snaga]

* goes to the bar and orders 6 double vodkas *

Anira, I'll dance with you, but only if Wonko lets me. Anything to get those stupid dwarves off the dancefloor. Are they boys or girls do you think?

[Goldberry344]

Boy Dwarfs
Girl Dwarfs
who cares?
they get to warfs
up their drinkarfs
and they dont have to make up silly songs
to get the happiness you get
from beerongssssssss........whoaoaoaoaoooo

[Wonko The Sane]

*lifts her head from Goldie's shoulder and looks at her orcling at the bar, she waves a hand in his direction*

Sure! Have fun! I'm dancing with Goldie anyway! Just don't step on her toes! ;) *eyes his 6 double vodkas enviously and licks her lips*

Mmm...vodka...

*lays her head back on Goldie's shoulder and sings*

Vodka, ale, rum & coke
Drinking booze will make us broke
Drunk and tipsy
So much fun!
It's time for a Miller run!

Boozing, liquor, spirits, wine
I'll drink myself sick ALL the time!
Dancing, singing, silly fools
If only Menal'd bend the rules

We're not obnoxious
Just high-strung
We didn't yell or hurt no one!

Give us ale and we'll be good
We're better drunk than throwing food!!

[Nimawae's hope]

Ah....a few drunken people around here, eh? Well, I could use an ale.....maybe it'll wake up my poor brain. *Looks at Wonks and Goldie and tries to keep from laughing* I think you may need to give them some strong black coffee Elbe!




What's the dancing contest for?

[Wonko The Sane]

it's a contest of dancing
*bursts out laughing and hiccuping while she waits for Goldie to sing the next verse, still eyeing Snaga at the bar waiting for his order of 6 double vodkas*

You can't possibly drink them ALL, mate...can you?

[Nimawae's hope]

Only if he wants to be as drunk as you,dear! Somebody get her some coffee already!!

[Wonko The Sane]

I don't want coffee! I want vodka!

*Glares at Nim* Anyway, we're not doing you any harm, our song says so! So stop ordering us to get sober!! I mean it!!!

[Snaga]

Is that me you're eyeing, or my drinks???

* Feels protective of his alcohol for a moment, then carries it over to Wonks and Goldie.*

Here you are, but you have to save one each for me and Anira.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Looks at Snags* What? You have drinks? I'm eyeing you of course! ;)

*eagerly takes the 6 proffered double vodkas. Let's see...one for you...one for Anira...so that leaves two each for me and Goldie...SCORE! *Hands two to Goldie, keeps two for herself, and gives the remaining two to Snaga*

Thank you, darling!! You're the best!!
*nudges Goldie* Shall we sing him a song of appreciation?!

[Elbereth]

:confused: "Why does everyone keep calling me Elb? Do I look like her or something?" Menal says confused.

*Then notices the Orc handing the two drunk girls some drinks*

:mad: "Hey! That isn't allowed! That's it! The orc is cut off too!!!"

[Goldberry344]

Snaga is a nice orc!
Menial was a mean persorc!
Snaga took alchehol
and gave it to wonko and goldieol!
Menial said that was not allowed,
but snaga did it anyhowed!

*hands the rest of the song over to Wonks and finishes up her vodka*

[Nimawae's hope]

Originally posted by Elbereth
:confused: "Why does everyone keep calling me Elb? Do I look like her or something?" Menal says confused.

*Then notices the Orc handing the two drunk girls some drinks*

:mad: "Hey! That isn't allowed! That's it! The orc is cut off too!!!"

Oops.....sorry Menal. Got some names mixed up there for a minute. I really didn't mean to do it!:(


*Looks over at Wonko and Goldie again* Uh.....maybe I'll just have orange juice instead of alcohol. I think I shall try to keep what senses I have with me tonight.

[Wonko The Sane]

*lifts her head from Goldie's shoulder to sing a drunken ditty in honor of the delectable Snags*

Snaga the Delicious Orc
Broke the rules
From Menal took
6 Double Vodkas
Sweet and clear
Gave them to me and Goldie here!

How nice it is
To have a dear
Orc like Snaga
Bring us beer!

A song of thanks
Is not enough
To let him know
how much he rocks!

To give us booze
When we're denied
He's positivley
Saint-ified!

I really think
that he deserves
Something a bit more "sweet" than words
Perhaps some candy
or a kiss
Or a plate of deep-fried fish.

*settles her head on Goldie's shoulder once more and downs her second vodka*

Hey! Where did the first one go?!

[Snaga]

That song was lovely!:) Unlike the new management!:mad:

* Goes outside and puts up a sign *

Temperance Society Headquarters. Alcohol Strictly Prohibited

* Comes back in *

I wasnt going to drink my drink until after my dance with Anira, but I cant wait, cos Meany over there will come and take it.

* Downs his vodka *

Anira is taking her time. What's keeping her?

[Goldberry344]

*sips her second vodka* you didnt drink it, did you dear? that would be horrible. *sniff* to have drunk one of the precious three already....*finishes her second* or two of them....*sob*

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by snaga1
That song was lovely!:) Unlike the new management!:mad:
* Goes outside and puts up a sign *
Temperance Society Headquarters. Alcohol Strictly Prohibited
* Comes back in *
I wasnt going to drink my drink until after my dance with Anira, but I cant wait, cos Meany over there will come and take it.
* Downs his vodka *
Anira is taking her time. What's keeping her?

Thank you, luv! I wrote it just for you! :D
*giggles as Snaga nails up the new sign* You're gonna get in trouble! ~hic~
Hehe...Meany...hehe...
~psst~Snaga! Wanna get drunk and cavort with us?!~

*looks at her hands* Hey...they're both gone! And I feel drunker...something fishy is going on here! ~hic~

[Snaga]

* Is confused...*

Has someone amputated your hands?

* Surreptiously pours vodka into Nim's orange, while shes not looking *

* He whispers to Goldie *Now I'm really going to be in trouble...

[Goldberry344]

*whispers*"not if we dotn tell anyone!" *looks suddenly at wonks* "OHMYGOSH! you dont have any toes either! thats not good, is it??"

[Anira the Elf]

"sure!! what do u wanna do. your choice!! i'm so board i'll do about anything." she says witha huge smile on her face, very glad that someone is not to drunk to see reason.... (cough cough goldie! cough cough Wonks!!!);) :D :D


it wold depend on how they were carring the coconut. by the husk or between 2 birds with a vine.:D ;)

[Snaga]

OK... lets breakdance! *Puts on RunDMC vs Jason Nevins 'Thats the way it is'*

Anira and Snaga start to dance, in perfect time

Snaga circles Anira, Anira circles Snaga, exchanging saucy glances:D

Glide to the left, glide to the right, join hands, a wave runs from Snagas right arm, through his shoulders, to his left arm, to Anira's right, through her shoulders to her left arm.... and back again...

They let go of each others hand, drop to the floor, rotate on left hand clockwise, rotate on the right hand anticlockwise....

Shoulder spin, into head spin, out of headspin into double somersault, foward roll and end sat legs apart, hands together in a gun position... blow away the smoke....:D

[Elbereth]

"That is the best dancing I've seen all night." Menal whispers to the other judge. "If there are no other contestants...I think we may have a winner."

[Goldberry344]

Goldie gapes at the dancers and yells "thats not awesome, thats aduterous...." then remembers that in order to commit adultry someone has to be married, and hrumps. *hrumph.*

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Goldberry344
*whispers*"not if we dotn tell anyone!" *looks suddenly at wonks* "OHMYGOSH! you dont have any toes either! thats not good, is it??"

NO! My drinks are gone, not my hands!!! *tries to grab things but her hand eye coordination is down*

Anyway, why am I complaining, I have magic pockets don't I?! *pulls 9 vodka ices from her pocket, hands three each to Goldie and Snaga and keeps three for herself*

*Grins at Goldie* You're right...you've gotta be married to commit adultery, and anyway, I don't mind.
It's just dancing!!!


*Grumbles that she and Goldie should have a second chance*

[Goldberry344]

well. i think we should go again. we could doballroom dancing, or *giggle* swwwiiiinnnnnggggg!

[Wonko The Sane]

Yay!! We so should!! :) *Grins*

*psst* Goldie...did you notice you now have drinks!! Three!! Let's get even MORE smashed!!!

[Goldberry344]

*gasps* NO WAY!!!!! *downs one vodka in a gulp, sits steady as her head reels, and grins* heeh

[Wonko The Sane]

Hey! I can do that too!!! *Downs one vodka ice in one gulp and then another in quick sucession* That was fast...to do a whole bottle in one gulp. *Hiccups*

Hehe...*looks at her remaining bottle and reads the slogan* "As clear as your conscience" *looks at the drink* But it's cloudy!!! *turns to Snaga* Hehe...I can see why you like these! Who says they're girly drinks?! ;) *winks because the people at HER school did*

*Tries to stand up but fails utterly and so she reseats herself at the bench where she more or less succeeds wildly at completely failing to sit up, somehow her head ends up in Goldie's lap and she slowly takes pulls from her remaining vodka ice*

[Goldberry344]

*sips her second vodka* waste of two good alchehols. *yay*

[Wonko The Sane]

*suddenly realises her third is gone and sits up, rather swimmily*

How did THAT happen? I drink faster than even I thought!!

*lays her head back in Goldie's lap and from her pockets procures a large pint, which she sets on the floor and slurps up through the aid of a very long straw and tremendous sucking power*

[Elbereth]

*A group of Hobbits in the corner see Wonko pull a Pint from her pocket and get excited, and before Wonko realizes it she has 6 full grown hobbits trying to push their way into her pockets to get at the pints*

[Wonko The Sane]

*she sits up woozily and says with a wide grin* I know everyone wants into my pants but my oh my!! This is too much! ;) *totally kidding at that she grins even wider* Anyway I'm wearing a dress, and there are plenty of pints to go around!!! *pulls pint after pint from her pockets and hands them to her hobbit hangers-on*
There we go...wow...this gives new meaning to "What has it got in its pocketssssesss" eh?

*once more collapses into Goldie's lap and resumes drinking her beer through a straw, suddenly she says* Pram!! *and bursts into laughter*

[Rogue666666]

*american paratrooper from the 101rst stumbles in, looks very tired*

" Is this drop zone F? No, wait , this is another bar isnt it? I'm looking for Normandy."

*Turns around and walks back out the door.*

[Elbereth]

"Well, I don't know who that uniformed man was...but whoever it was I hope he comes back...he was cute!!"

*Menal then remembers herself and gets angry at herself for having unfaithful thoughts toward another man. Because her true devotion is to her favorite guitar playing SB, Lorien. She then pulls out the piece of his ripped shirt that she ripped off of him at the Music festival this summer and kisses it. She then places it back into her pocket and goes back to judging the dance contest.*

[munchkin]

"Boy, American Paratrooper, you sure can't find drop zone F. First the Java Coffee House, and now this place(theres proably a bunch of other places too). Good luck finding Normandy. ANYWAY..........I think I'll have a vodka. I love vodka. I can remember the last time I had a vodka like it was yesterday............because it was!"

[Wonko The Sane]

*wants to sing a song about vodka but finds her lips have gone all rubbery and she's surprised to see Goldie has grown another head*

Dude...you're all...like....swimmy!!! *she laughs and falls off the bench*

[Goldberry344]

*finishes her vodka and steals a pint from wonks* look at all the dancers....Menial, you dance beautifully

[Rogue666666]

*American paratrooper storms back into the bar*

" Vodka? You have Vodka? You're all a bunch of commie spies aren't ya! O, wait, I forgot were allies with him against that Jarhead Hitler. OK!, I'll have a vodka! In fact, I'll have two Vodka's!

[Wonko The Sane]

*Pulls two vodkas from her pockets and hands them to the paratrooper, even though she knows she's not the bartender. Then she stands on her head, which just might be indecent as she's wearing a skirt, but her skirt magically defies gravity and she tries to drink a pint while upside down*

Goldie, *she burbles as she drinks the pint* you don't have to steal them...you can just have them...

Just keep your hands out of my pockets, ok? That's Snaga's job! ;) *falls over and nearly spills her pint* Phew...that was close!

[Éomond]

Walks in "Hello uh, people. May I have a Orange Soda? Not from a pocket though. How is everyone?"

[Elbereth]

*Menal fixes Isildur his Orange soda and brings it to him in a large ice filled glass*

"Welcome to the Willow and enjoy!"

*Menal then grabs a pitcher of water, and two glasses and places it near the two drunk girls in hope that they will get the hint*

[Rogue666666]

The paratrooper starts to stack his empty vodka glasses, but then realizes that he is FAR to disoriented to set one on top of the other.

" HEY! I'll have another one of these, and if its from your pockets Mrs then thats fine with me!"

[Wonko The Sane]

*Screams at the top of her lungs* First Thôl now you!!!
Get it through your head people! I am MISS, not MRS!! I am SOO not married yet!!! *falls over, which is hard because she's already on the floor, but then she calms down and pulls another vodka from her pocket and hands it to the paratrooper, hiccuping she says*

You have a very pretty skirt...is it red? *and then she starts to recite*

Whan that April with his showrest soote
The drought of March hath perced to the roote
And bathed every vein in switch liquer
Of which vertu engendred is the fluer
Whan Zephyrus eek with his sweete breathe
Inspired hath in every holt and heath
The tendre croppes and the younge sonne
Hath in the ramme his halve course yronne
And smallen fowles maken melodye
That sleepen all the night with open eye
So pricketh him nature in hir corages
Thannen longen folk to goone on pilgrimages
And palmeres for to seeken strounge strondes
To ferne halwes couth in sundry londes
And specially from every shires ende
Of Angleond to Canterbury the wende
That holy bilssful martyr for to seeke
That him hath holpen whan that they were seeke

OOC: And don't you dare correct my spelling! How many of YOU can recite Chaucer in middle enlish, huh? Yeah! I didn't think so!

[Rogue666666]

Chaucer? Did he invent the onlet or something? *Hiccup*

FINE THEN, MISS, EXCUSE ME!

[Wonko The Sane]

*Pulls a large board from her pocket and thwacksj the paratrooper repeatedly. Which actually does little damage seeing as she's horribly drunk and misses quite often.*

Who's CHAUCER?!?! Did he invent the OMELETTE!?!?!?
*screams*

AAAH!

[Anira the Elf]

* sits down with Snaga* " that was awsome!! after i get something to eat then can we do that again??? that was hello fun!!"

*turns to Wonks* "no, i don't think he invented the omlett??? or maybe he did." * goes off to check her sourses.*

[Snaga]

It was fun, wasn't it? Yay! I think we won, but is there a prize? I think we should get a prize! * looks around expectantly *

I guess we can have another dance, but I wouldnt personally do head-spins on a full stomach. Its asking for trouble, I'd say.;)

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Anira the Elf
* sits down with Snaga* " that was awsome!! after i get something to eat then can we do that again??? that was hello fun!!"

*turns to Wonks* "no, i don't think he invented the omlett??? or maybe he did." * goes off to check her sourses.*

First of all the term is "hella" and second of all...THAT WAS SO A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!!

*screams and hits things cos nobody knows who Chaucer is*

*calms down and turns drunkenly to Snaga*

Here, drink this. You'll feel better. *tosses Snaga a vodka ice* Um...will you come help me up? The room spun over and I'm stuck on the ceiling.

[Snaga]

Don't you mean help you down?

*Sees Wonko is completely paralytic * Hmmm.... you DO need help.

* Picks up Wonks in his arms * Where was it you were thinking of going?

[Wonko The Sane]

*Grins*
Wherever you want, baby!!!

*wishes the pub were in fact an inn*

[Goldberry344]

I hate omelettes. they are ucky. i dont really like eggs anyhow.

[Elbereth]

*Menal goes into the back room and come back with two GIANT trophys that are filled with the famous North Farthling 1420 malt and presents them to Snaga and Anira for thier stunning dance performance*

"Enjoy! But please Snaga, please do not let the two drunk girls have any. This is the last 1420 that we have at the Willow."

[Goldberry344]

*pulls a GIANT 1419 out ofwonk's pocket* so there!

[Elbereth]

*rolls eyes* "Fine...get bloody drunk! I don't care anymore..."

Menal then goes to the back of the bar and returns with a box of holiday decorations and begins to decorate the bar.

"If anyone wants to help decorate, you are more than welcome."

She then quietly decorates the room not waiting for an answer.

[Goldberry344]

*is suddenly undrunk* "WAIT!!! MENIAL!!! THATS MYYYYY JOOOOOOBBBB!!!!" *grabs the box of decorations* "besides, these are hardly good enough. ill make new ones" *goldie sidts down at the bar and begins making intricate snow men, stand up santa clauses, and a huge paper mache christmas tree.* "dont bother me for a bit"

[Elbereth]

Menal smiles warmly at Goldie and then leaves her make all the beautiful holiday ornaments. Menal then goes out to the kitchen to bake some special holiday goodies.

[Goldberry344]

*hangs up her snowflakes and santa chains in the windows and continues working on her tree. after the tree (which is incredibly lifelike) is built, she makes glitter ornaments, and popcorn balls, and a perdy angel for the top*

[Wonko The Sane]

*kisses Snaga on the cheek* You can put me down, luv.
I'm going to undrunke-tate and help Goldie with decorations. :)
*swiftly soberizes and as Snaga sets her down she goes to sit next to Goldie and help her with the perdy angel for the top of the tree*

[Goldberry344]

"YAY!" *hands wonks white tissue paper for the angel and begins making paper mache strings of lights*

[Snaga]

Oh right! Oops... I completely forgot I was holding you! I got distracted!

Did someone mention omelettes? I'd love an omelette!

[Wonko The Sane]

*fashions some wings out of white tissue paper and irridescant cellophane and attaches them to the angel, then she looks around*

Where's my halo? I can't find my halo!!!

And no, no omelettes for you. Nobody gets any omelettes until someone can tell me who Chaucer is!!!

[Snaga]

Geoffrey Chaucer is the author of the Canterbury Tales, and ribald and rowdy collection of Middle-Ages stories narrated by a group of pilgrims on their way to Canterbury. It was written in the 14th Century if I recall correctly and is therefore an interesting linguistic challenge. My favourite character is the gap-toothed Wyf of Bath!:D

Can I have my omelette now? Ham and mushroom omelette for me please?

* stomach rumbles loudly *

This bar needs more customers. Menal needs to advertise!

[Elbereth]

*Menal returns with the orc's special red and green omelettes.*

"Don't be too wierded out...I was experimenting with food coloring back there and it fell into the egg mixture. But the mushrooms are the freshest you're going to get them...so enjoy!"

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by snaga1
Geoffrey Chaucer is the author of the Canterbury Tales, and ribald and rowdy collection of Middle-Ages stories narrated by a group of pilgrims on their way to Canterbury. It was written in the 14th Century if I recall correctly and is therefore an interesting linguistic challenge. My favourite character is the gap-toothed Wyf of Bath!:D

Can I have my omelette now? Ham and mushroom omelette for me please?

* stomach rumbles loudly *

This bar needs more customers. Menal needs to advertise!

Yay! The Wife of Bath is my favorite too. :) Yay!! Although The Miller is hilarious as well. :) Yay! You're so perfect!!! *hugs*

[Goldberry344]

"a pink light here, and a blue one, and a red one, and a leelow one, then 50 pink ones, now a white one, hrum, perhaps a orangeone, YAY!"

[Nimawae's hope]

Hello again!! How's everybody?
I've just come from a failed test, and I'm rather depressed. Therefore, I think I could use a bit (or perhaps a lot) of strong liquor.

Anybody?

[Goldberry344]

Goldie rubs her eyes, strings the newly made lights all about the tree, and fetches nim a couple of vodkas. "Dont fret, hun, i just failed a history exam"

[Rogue666666]

*American paratrooper realizes he's been dozing in the corner, ( Actually I was trying to avoid the forum so that I woudnt find out any spoiling information about TTT, since it won't be out here for another week)*

"HEY, you got any drinks left? I'l have a scotch, if you don't mind. And forgive me, I havent been following your discussions, something about wives and baths? "

[Goldberry344]

*goldie gets a scotch for the paratrooper and bangs it onto the table* "excuse me, sir, but i am no YOU. I am a goshdarn volenteer bartener and you'd best treat me with respect, as i have no darn salary to loose, so i need not serve you!" Goldie smiles sweetly and waltzes off to finish the christmas decos

[HLGStrider]

Elgee peaks weakly around the corner...

"Um... hi... Uh, Elbe asked if I would just peak in from time to time while she was gone to watch over things... Want to fill me in on how this place opperates?"

[Goldberry344]

Goldie jumps up "ELGEEEEEEE YAY FOR ELGEEEEE" She does a little jig then gets back to barkeeping.

[HLGStrider]

Elgee smiles, warmed by the welcome, and asks Goldie for a Dr Pepper...

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

If you didn't get a scarf from me at the Guild of Tolkienology party I have one for you! I brought plenty...

[Nefmariel]

*walks in from the snow* there is nothing to do tonight since I have no family and few friends who are all in Lothlorien so I'll have somthing to drink *sits and waits for drink and nibbles on Lembas bread*

[Nimawae's hope]

*Downed the vodkas in three seconds and asks for more* I'm going for drunk here!! Oh yeah....hi there Elgee!!

[Goldberry344]

goldie grins and grabs 3 more for Nim. "here ya go...you might want to slow it down a bit or you'll end up trying to break dance drunk. its never a good thing." ;)

[HLGStrider]

It's snowing outside? HORRAY! I love snow. Elgee rushes out to play in the snow, forgetting her duties.

Goldberry, do you remember the snow ball fight we irritated poor Arathin with on the Quest for the Ring?

[Nefmariel]

ok well I'll leave now.*leaves and passes Elgee*

[HLGStrider]

Elgee hits her with a friendly snow ball...
SPLAT!

Elgee then shrieks and gets pelted by one back...

HER CATS ARE TRAITORS! The cats start flinging them at everyone who lacks fur.

[Goldberry344]

*goldie wipes her hands on her skirt and walks outside smiling. she discreetly forms a huge snowball and lobbes it into elgee's face* "Yes, i remember that. I dont know which irritated her more, that or the flower crowns i made for all to enjoy." *goldie chuckels and throws another snowball for rabbit to chase*

[Nefmariel]

oh what the hey *starts throwing snowballs at peoples heads, in between building a fort* gotcha elgee *hits in face.

[HLGStrider]

Elgee forms an alliance with her cats and fights back... flinging snow... splat splat splat...

CHARGE!

Boy, I wonder if this was what Elb had in mind when she asked me to check in on you guys....

[Goldberry344]

Goldie grins. "who cares? Elbe's too serious sometimes. wouldnt even let me get drunk. hrumph. and hey, Rabbit, you cant fight against me.....im the one who gives you catnip...."

[Nefmariel]

maybe I should call on one of my friends for a bit of backup *says this while getting pelted with snowballs* yep I should *yells something in elvish* he should be here soon in the mean time *tries to pelter the cat lineup so Elgee gets weaker*

[HLGStrider]

WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP! WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!

Elgee throws more snowballs.

Rabbit goes and lies down in front of the fire when he recognizes Goldie... the others all keep fighting... FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

[Nefmariel]

here he comes *Legolas comes to help out, you stare in wonder* hey read my Location if you think this is wierd, come on lets fight *together we start to knock out the compatition*

[Goldberry344]

good rabbit.....hey, where'd he come from.....

[HLGStrider]

But the cats are indefatigueable... They attack ever stronger... then run inside the inn real fast, carrying Elgee along, lock the doors, and make hot cocoa.

[Goldberry344]

Goldie runsaround the back of the inn and goes inside through the kitchen door to the bar. when she sees the cats taking over she sighs and says, "come on you guys. this isnt the dragon bar, I am the barkeep, you'll all shed"

[Nefmariel]

thanks Legolas we're done I'll see you outside of Fangorn ok? he says "ok seeyou there" *leaves* *I walk over to the baracaded door, there is a skylight* well better make an entrance *jumps in* now can I have something to drink?

[Anira the Elf]

*watches the whole snowball fight from the safety of the bar* *laughs* " oh my goodness, u guy are almost as stupid and halarious as a cross dressing orc." surprized at the analagy, the whole bar goes silent and looks out of the corner of their eyes at Snaga in a wondering sort of way...


PS. *sticks out tounge and blows rasberries at Snaga* " u had it commin' for u!!!:D :D :D ;)

[Goldberry344]

*goldie raises an eyebrow* "watch it, anira. i make your drinks!"

[HLGStrider]

Elgee orders a Dr Pepper... Sigh...

The cats calm down, sulkily.

[Nefmariel]

what do you have around here anyways?

[Goldberry344]

"anything you could want i can make," goldie says proudly, "and we have rootbeer. When narya opened the pub there was no root beer, but since i became bartender, there is rootbeer." goldie slides a doctor pepper down the bar to elgee, "what would you like, Nefmariel?"

[Nefmariel]

do you have raspberry flavered water? I love it but its so rare.

[Snaga]

* catches one of Anira's raspberries that she blew at him, puts it in a glass of water and hands it to Nefmariel * Here you are. Enjoy!:)

Hi Anira... cross-dressing? I am confused. How, pray, oh dance-co-champ, did I earn this bizarre accolade?

As I'm dressed as a guy are you accusing me of being a she?

* shouts to Wonks * Anira thinks I'm a girl!

[Nefmariel]

hmm *eats raspberry drinks water*

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by snaga1

* shouts to Wonks * Anira thinks I'm a girl!

*giggles* He's SOOO not!!! Of that I am DEFINITIVELY sure! Sorry, Anira! You're WRONG! The End!

[Goldberry344]

*looks up* WONKO!!!! YOU"RE BACK! *hugs wonks* you were a wee bit silent for a bit.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Hugs Goldie*
Yay! I'm back! So good to be back!
I think that alcohol hit me harder than I thought...I was out for weeks!!!

[Nefmariel]

well I must leave be back soon hopefully goodbye *puts hood up and leaves swiftly*

[Wonko The Sane]

*Snogs Snaga*

Hey!! Hold me!!!

[HLGStrider]

Welcome back... Want something to drink? Goldie, show her what we have.

[Wonko The Sane]

I've been back.

Anyway, I want a Slippery Nipple.
Can you do that?

*looks around* Yes it really is a drink!!!

*shifts uncomfortably, her leather body suit creaking a bit as people stare at her dumbly*

It IS! I promise!!!

[Snaga]

* holds Wonks, but also looks at her somewhat bemused *

You're creaking, dear. At least it will be easy to brush the cat-hair off this outfit.

*glares at Elgee's horrid moggies *

[Goldberry344]

*gets wonks drink* "SNAGA! you leave rabbit be, understood!"

[HLGStrider]

Cats glare back then go into the corner to slow dance.

[Wonko The Sane]

*grins at Snags as he holds her*
It's leather, dear. It makes fun noises when you move. :)

*takes the drink Goldie hands her and necks it*

Snaga, leave Rabbit alone, ok? He's Goldie's cat...and nice as cats go. I mean...those dancing cats over there may or may not deserve a thwacking...or to be used in a good rousing game of Football (as the ball of course!) but Rabbit's a good cat as cats go. :)

[HLGStrider]

Cats keep dancing... Rabbit is a good cat... Not quite like Bump the Big, however.

[Wonko The Sane]

I like my cat Athene..or did I ditch her when I turned evil? I might have.