The Wedding of Elbereth and Valar

[HLGStrider]

Just hand over the boquet and nobody gets hurt!!!!!!!!

[Goldberry344]

it won't do you any good, I caught it.

[Gary Gamgee]

Gary rushes in panting 'I am so sorry Elbereth Valar I missed the big event I've been away for a bit please accept my gift and sincere congratulations' Gary hands them a shining beautiful 24 carrot solid golden egg. 'It's from me and baggie'

[Kyrè]

your very welcome, goldie, and if you stick out your lip any farther that bird that layed that giant golden egg over there will come and perch on it...

[Goldberry344]

would it lay a gold nest of gold eggs too??? that would be benificial!

[Kyrè]

I'm sure...

[HLGStrider]

Here birdie, birdie, birdie...

[Kyrè]

Heh, heh, heh.. I wonder if she knew if i was kidding, Mirina whispers to Tarien.

[korhall]

i'm not sure who i would pitty more, goldie or the bird J/k

[Elbereth]

*Accepts Gary and Baggie's beautiful gift*

"Thank you very much Gary...I always did like golden eggs. But they are very hard to come by nowadays. This is indeed a fine gift. I am sure we will treasure it always."

[Nimawae's hope]

*Pops in and hands the couple their gift*
Hope you like pearls....it's all I could find.

[Elbereth]

"Thank you Nim, they're lovely!"

[Eomer Dinmention]

Eomer walks in with two men following him
Both of the tall men are holding silver pillows, with gifts on top

" AS a wedding gift, I Eomer, Lord of the Rohirrim and King of Rohan and on behalf of Rohan and its' people. We give you these gifts for the newly wed."

*Eomer turns to to one of the men.
He takes the little gold box. He opens it and there lays a necklace, made of pure gold, with a silver horse hanging on it. On the silver horse's side is a red jewel, on each side, after the red jewels, a blue on each side and then green and all the colours of the rainbow in different orders.
"To you lady Elbereth, I give you a gift that everyone in Rohan has helped in. We would be honored if you would wear it"
*Eomer hands the necklace to Elbereth

*Eomer turns to the other man.
Takes a silver box out and opens it.
In it lies a long pipe, made out of the wood from Lothlorien, and covered by silver and gold from the dwarves' mines.
"To you my friend Valar, is a pipe crafted by myself. I did this to my own knowledge and I am quite happy how it turned out. It has the finest jewels Rohan. And a pipe is no good without weed. And so i brought you some weed, which we have stored for many years, since Meriodic and Perigrin Took, first found the weed in Isengard. We took some barrels and kept them for ourselves. Only I have ever tried it. And I must say it might good. We brought you a barrel. Which should last you yourself for a while"

[HLGStrider]

Isn't Eomer so nice? Great necklace... how much is that worth... say on Ebay?

Sorry... couldn't help myself.

[Goldberry344]

is that african gold or european gold? and how did you get that, eh? by exploiting the workers....or did you just buy it?? it's rather perdy, tho.

[HLGStrider]

Two words, Goldie... INCOME TAX...

[Eomer Dinmention]

The necklace has been long kept in my house hold. Eorl The Young commanded it to be made.

*Elbereth I hope u like it. and you too Valar, and i should be expecting a little Prince or Princess to call me Uncle Eomer,.

*Eomer rides off into the darkness

[Aredhel]

"Eomer! Wait!" she gathers up her dress to keep it from dragging and she runsout the door. She whistles and Asfaloth gallops up to her. She jumps on(as best as she could with a dress) and gallops after him. She soon catches up to him and she slows down to a walk to match his pace.

"Before you leave, and before I leave later on," she says slowly," I want to thank you for asking me to their wedding. Nobody has done that for me...ever. So here." She places a tiny horse shaped pin into his plam, and gallops back to the building.

[Goldberry344]

elgee, wouldn't that be 3 words?? in come tax?

[HLGStrider]

ONE WORD ONE WORD ONE WORD!!!

Elgee blusters...
GEEZ!!!

"Shut up? Is word?"
"Actually is two words..."

from French Kiss. Ever seen that?

[Goldberry344]

er, havent seen it, but i always thought it was shuddup....

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer stops
"That is ok, I must say, It was a pleasure to be with you tonight. I hope to see you, at Minas Tirith.

O Farewell Adrehel
Beautiful lady
Of Rivendell

*Eomer rides back to Rohan with a smile on his face

[Kyrè]

*Mirina whispers to Goldie 'I wonder who will be the next to wed...;) ;) :D )

[Goldberry344]

Goldie ponders...."hmm....dont ask me hard questions like that."

[Eomer Dinmention]

*AS Eomer leaves, he gives a dark look at Mirina

And then rides off "MMMMUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHA A"

[Aredhel]

She stops in front of the doors. "I did hear that, Mirina," she says with a smile.

[korhall]

i think that was why she said it. but as was said by an unnamed actress in "coming to america"..."go on honey take a chance"

[Elbereth]

Since Eomer scooted out of the wedding reception before Elbereth could thank him properly for his most kind and generous gifts, Elbereth goes outside and begins to sing an ancient song of the Valar, which amazingly sets several shooting stars in the air.

The stars dance in the air in harmony with beautiful ancient tune that can be heard in several regions in Rohan. Then as the song comes to an end...the stars align themselves in formation in the sky...and in the region above Rohan a simple message could be seen.

THANK YOU EOMER!

Then after several momments the stars begin to fade and the message is hidden away...only to be seen by the keenest of eyes.

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer stops as he hears the song

"What beautiful voice, Elbereth has. I shall see her soon"

*Eomer rides on

[Aredhel]

She approaches Elbereth."The time is come for me to leave for Rivendell. I stayed far too long. There are many matters that need attending to."

She gets back up on Asfaloth, and calls for her elite guard. They ride off into the North.

[HLGStrider]

Goldie has to be next!!! She caught the boquet!!!

[Goldberry344]

*goldie stops scraching her head* "is that why they throw the thing?? oh bother!"

[Kyrè]

Dark looks, happy smiles, all at the one who probaly prophesied the truth, Sighhh....


Unfortunatly, my country is at war, so I must leave. Keep the locket close to you, Elbereth, It might come in handy someday.


Oh, one last thing, Elgee, a mere boquet is not going to solve any of Goldie's, ahem, problems...

*Mirina gets up on her horse, and rides off...*

[HLGStrider]

Goldie has problems??? GASP!!!

[Goldberry344]

Mental problems. But dont tell her that!

[Wonko The Sane]

Did this couple marry in real life?

[Goldberry344]

*giggle* no

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer reaches into his pocket

And feels the box

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh dam it"

*Eomer rides back to the wedding

He looks for Adrehel

"Well she must of left"

*Eomer walks to Elbereth
"I was meant to give Adrehel a present though i forgot, how could i have been so forgetful. Could you give her this next time you see her"

*Eomer hands Elbereth a small box made of silver

"Thankyou"

*Eomer kisses Elbereth on the cheek

Tell Valar that I will be awaiting him at Minas Tirith

*Eomer runs out and rides back home

[Kyrè]

So sweet... I'd like to see what happens after the classic ' he goes home, dwells on Aredhel for awhile, then races back to Aredhel, asking for her hand in marriage. Of course, this is what only happens in the movies, (and in some forums :D ;) )

[Elbereth]

*Elbereth smiles warmly as she watches her dear friend Eomer ride off into the night*

"I hope Adrehel realizes how lucky she is..."

*Then with the silver box in hand she returns to the reception to find Valar and give him Eomer's message*

[Goldberry344]

*Goldie stands there, confused, with the bouquet in her limp hand* "hmm. follow Elbe. then hide in a corner and watch people get drunk. good plan. score!"

[Wonko The Sane]

*desires to be one of the drunk people goldie mentioned*

[Nimawae's hope]

*Will sit with Goldie to watch the the goofy drunken antics of the guests*