Caption Contest

[korhall]

sauruman:... and after that i started to use Shout to get my robes clean.

gandalf: thinking "hmmm.....i need to try that, these robes look awful"

[*Lady Arwen*]

Saruman: You know, you shood really start a diet.
Gandalf:You know I think your right, my clothes just don't fit anymore.

[Anira the Elf]

Gandalf in southern accent: "yup.. that was the good old days. The magic was clean, alot of pretty girls, and the orcs looked more like guinea pigs."

Saruman thinkin to himself: ya and i was the king of Isenguard...oh wait... i am.. i gotta come up with better metaphores, like when monkeys fly..* a monkey thingy from the Wizard of Oz flies by*... *blinks one or twice and slarts making weird sounds with his finger and lips and walks off*

sorry if that was hard to follow. i'll revise it later if it is.

[Shadowfax]

Originally posted by Athelas
Chris: "I'll be doing Santa in a shopping mall in Transylvania."

Hooray, for Athelas!

Ok, here is a shot from TTT, was Aragorn getting fresh with her, or what?

[Athelas]

Legolas told me that "dumb blonde" joke that you and Gimli were snickering over during the throneroom scene...

[Mablung]

Eowyn: I said I love you now give me a different response besides "OK".

[Ecthelion]

Aragorn "Ok I know the joke on your Dad was bad, but don't do this. C'mon we can talk about. Just put the sword down and no one gets hurt."

[Eledhwen]

Ok, here is a shot from TTT, was Aragorn getting fresh with her, or what? Can't tell - the shot is cut off at the waist. I don't remember this scene from the book either. Is any of PJ's TTT Tolkien, apart from the names of the characters?

[*Lady Arwen*]

Aragorn: Ok, now remember what your uncle said: no playing with sharp objects!

[Anamatar IV]

Aragorn thinking: soon my heat ray vision will melt that sword leaving Eowyn...vulnerable

or am I the only one who thought that eowyn's sword was curved at the front.:(

[Athelas]

Originally posted by Mablung
Eowyn: I said I love you now give me a different response besides "OK". :D

"As you can see by your codpiece, the amazing Ginzu is also a fully functional seam ripper. But wait! There's more!"

[Aerin]

Aragorn (whining): "But I thought mine was bigger!"

[*Lady Arwen*]

Here is one I found on theonering.net

Eowyn: "Ditch the elf or die."

[Shadowfax]

*muffled cursing* And I thought I had found a pic that no one else had used for this purpose. That is one of the things that takes so long, is trying to find ones in no one elses CC's...

[*Lady Arwen*]

It was in the frame-by-frame analizes

they only CC it unce.

[Shadowfax]

OK, I feel better now. ;)

[Beruthiel]

"Tell me again that I fight like a girl and you'll be singing soprano!"

[*Lady Arwen*]

I liked that one:D

Aragorn: Ok, I think you heard wrong. I didn't say that Arwen was prettier when you turned.

[Dragonblade]

Aragorn: I thought you were joking when you said you wanted me to shave!!

[Ilfirin Kallo]

"Z for Zoro!"

"... Your names Aragorn"

"Details, Details"

[Gandalfthebeige]

"The master wants Smeagol to...pull his finger?"
:D

[korhall]

you know you are quite lovely when you are homicidal, and is that elvish sword polish i smell?

[Beorn]

Aragorn thinks, Hey, look her blouse came unbuttoned at the top :D...

[elvish-queen]

Didn't your mama never tell you not to hit a lady?? Here's why! It is I, Eowyn, queen of the Amazons!
*The Two Towers just became a lot more nasty. Never mind Sauron....*

[Éomond]

Aragorn: "There's a Fly on your sword."

[Valdarmyr]

"In The Two Towers, Aragorn meets his deadliest foe yet--Cousin Itt from The Addams Family!"

or...

"Now THAT'S a knife."

or...

"Okay, first I'll cut your hair and then you can cut mine."

or...

"Why, you stuck up,...half-witted,...scruffy-looking...nerf-herder!"
"WHO'S scruffy-lookin?"

[Shadowfax]

Originally posted by Ilfirin Kallo
"Z for Zoro!"

"... Your names Aragorn"

"Details, Details"

Congradulations, Ilfirin Kallo! That one was wunderbar!

OK, next image- and you'd better get your captions in fast, as the webmaster is clearing out all the attachments- some hobbity arson!

http://www.framecaplib.com/lotrlib/html/chars/images/fotr/group/fotr0155.htm?subj=131072

[Aerin]

Merry: Pippin, I told you not to use the matches with the C4 heads!

[Anira the Elf]

(* all saying while passing back and forth*)

Pippin: "It was your idea!"

Merry: " MY idea!!!! Heck!! your the one who came up with this insane version of Hot Potatoe!! I said no but u had to-"

Pippin: "uh oh."

Merry: " what do u mean by Uh- *BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!*

Pippin: ...*looks up at sky and is al soot covered* "Well, that was fun!...*gets up and goes for another* "LETS DO THAT AGAIN!!!"

( A little long. oh well...)

[Athelas]

"What's this little button that says "Detona..."

[Sarah]

Pippin: "Merry, stop trying to kiss it!"

I know, that was bad.

[Anamatar IV]

Merry: After 2 hours in this next dimension pull me out with the rope!

Pippin: There was a rope?

[Beorn]

Merry, afterwards: Maybe shouldn't have tried to talk to Eru with an Ouija board to get more wine...

[Ilfirin Kallo]

Wow i Won!... Heres for this one...

Merry and Pippin Together: "Oww, Hot Hot Hot!" :p

[Ecthelion]

Merry: "AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHHHHOOOOOOO!!!!! I guess I'm alergic to grass or something, sorry"

[*Lady Arwen*]

Merry: Do you think if I blow at it it will stop burning?
Pippin: Sure try it, just let me take a step back...

[Dragonblade]

Pipin : GAH! Was that supposed to happen?
Merry: That's not good...BLOW IT OUT! BLOW IT OUT!

[elvish-queen]

Merry: Woah, that was some wicked weed we were smokin!
Pippin: Are you sure this is supposed to happen? Maybe the beer on top of that wasn't such a good....
*BOOOOM*

Fried hobbit, anyone??
:eek:

[moon cloud]

pippin: remember when we got drunk and watched episodes of friends all night
merry: and we recreated joeys 'super fire ball'?
together: happy days.

[Isal Celebalda]

Pippin: Merry! Stop blowing the pixels of the photo! It's going all white!

Merry: Oh no! I erased my arm!

[Mablung]

Merry: All I can see is a white light.
Pippin: Light? Lights good! Go into the light.

[Wonko The Sane]

Merry-Dreamy and romantic like: You know how they say that sparks fly when you meet the right person?

Pippin: Well, yeah, but I don't think this is quite what they meant...

[Ol'gaffer]

Merry and pippin together: "allright, allright gandalf, we believe that you've got a pepsodent smile!! now stop it before we go blind!!"

[korhall]

merry: hey i can hear my grandmother calling me.
pippin: now where could she be calling from?

[Valdarmyr]

Pippin: "I don' understand what PJ's up to."
Merry: "Yeah--we're not s'posed to see the Phial of Galadriel 'till
later in the movie."

[Muffinly]

Pippen: Quick grab the fire extinguisher!
Merry: But those won't be around for another three ages!.



I had to try this time.

[ms Greenleaf]

Merry (in Pippins body) - I want my body back]
Pippin (in merrys body) me too
they touch hands and there is a flash of light and everything is back to normal/......or isit???

[Éomond]

Blow it out!

[Eriol]

Didn't you ever watch a cartoon? Never trust this ACME stuff!!

[Anamatar IV]

judging possible?;)

[Shadowfax]

Oh, all right, hmff- slavedrivers! ;)


Hooray for Isal Celebalda!
Originally posted by Isal Celebalda
Pippin: Merry! Stop blowing the pixels of the photo! It's going all white!

Merry: Oh no! I erased my arm!

Here's a link to the next picture- What's Frodo looking for?

http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/ttttenminute/imagepages/image36.shtml

[Aerin]

Frodo: Left at the frozen foods, straight back... where's the bathroom?!

[Anamatar IV]

Frodo: That guy tried to kill me! I'm taking this to the highest court in the country!

A little Bigs Bunny parody there.;)

[moon cloud]

Sam: A little more, Mr. Frodo. Just bend a little bit lower.
Frodo: Pretty convenient you lost your contact lens just as my ass was starting to tone up.

[legoman]

Sam 'Mr Frodo, why are you crawling, look, this bit of land is horizontal, you can stand up fine, no trouble at all.'

Frodo 'shut up sam, I'm trying to make the scene look dramatic cos its not really very exciting watching two hobbits walk around the same bit of land for ages.'

[elvish-queen]

Frodo: Eugh, I think I'm going to *Vomiting sounds inserted here*. Sam, I don't think that party last night was such a *Vomiting sounds inserted here* good idea! I've got such a hangover!

Ok, lame I know, but I had to give it a shot!

[Beorn]

The cold hard lands,
they bites our hands,
they gnaws our feet.
The rocks and stones
are like old bones
all bare of meat.
But stream and pool
is wet and cool:
so nice for feet!
And now we wish -
'Ha! ha! What does we wish?' he said, looking sidelong at the hobbits. 'We'll tell you.' he croaked. 'He guessed it long ago, Gollum guessed it.' A glint came into his eyes, and Sam catching the gleam in the darkness thought it far from pleasant.
Alive without breath;
as cold as death;
never thirsting, ever drinking;
clad in mail, never clinking.
Drowns on dry land,
thinks an island
is a mountain;
thinks a fountain
is a puff of air.
So sleek, so fair!
What a joy to meet!
We only wish
to catch a fish,
so juicy-sweet!

Poor bugger isn't even looking near the right spot...

[Wonko The Sane]

Frodo, thinking to himself: I think if I crouch down a little lower I can just about see up Aragorn's skirt...

[Ol'gaffer]

PJ's voice: "Elijah! When I said that Frodo feels the ring getting heavier, I didn't mean it literally!"

[Ecthelion]

Sam: "Did you find it yet Mr.Frodo, it is pretty important."

Frodo: "Hold on one more minute, I'm pretty sure the ring went over here somewhere."

[BlackCaptain]

Frodo: I hate life! Im jumping! one... two...

[Aerin]

Frodo: I would swear that Gandalf mentioned something about a night-deposit box for the Ring...

[moon cloud]

Originally posted by MorgulKing
Frodo: I hate life! Im jumping! one... two...

lol! that's so funny!

[Mablung]

Frodo: Gollum was right walking this way is good excersise.

[BlackCaptain]

Originally posted by moon cloud
lol! that's so funny!

why thank you!
I just came up with that in like, a minute
When do these things get judged?

[Shadowfax]

Generally when ever I feel like there are enough entries. :)

[korhall]

be vewwwyy quiet, i'm hunting nazgul! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[Shadowfax]

OK! Korhall wins- I just got done cleaning coffee splutter off my monitor from reading that! Three cheers for Korhall!

Originally posted by korhall
be vewwwyy quiet, i'm hunting nazgul! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


Here's the next one-
http://www.framecaplib.com/lotrlib/html/episodes/images/fotr/fotr0003.htm

[Anamatar IV]

Okay, we're gonna break right and pass left. Double fake with a mctwist hand off and finish with Durin in the end zone. Ready...BREAK!

[BlackCaptain]

--<Removed by Beorn>--

[Anira the Elf]

" hi ho! hi ho! it's of for world domination we go!" *whistles* " hi ho! hi ho! the dark lord is our fo!" *whistles and more funny verses*

[roguelion]

"Hey, look guys, If you hold your rings up to the light you can see Sauron winking at you in it"

[Ecthelion]

Dwarf 1: While squinting "Wait a second.............. These aren't rings............ their rolled up pieces of aluminum!!!"

[Aerin]

"We're Knights of the Round Table, we dance when'ere we're able...."

[Ol'gaffer]

All together: "Go, Go Power Rangers!"

[korhall]

dwarf 1: my dwarf sense tells me that these rings are very evil things

other 6 dwarfs: bill, shut it man! jesus after seeing spiderman you think you are god or something

[Éomond]

where is it?
Look! Up in the sky!

[Sarah]

*all dwarves in unison*

"Look, the claawww, ooooooooh."

(Toy story take off for anyone who doesn't get it)

[Link]

The Lord of the Rings: The Dwarves go to Tiffany's...............

[Anira the Elf]

( i like the toy story thing. i have seen that movie sooooooo many times it isn't even funny. If anyone else wants to know the orig. quote was " the claw. it MOVES!" and " the claw is our master. he chooses who will goa nd who will stay.")

[Sarah]

right thanks. I haven't seen that movie in a while, but the dwarves in the pic looked like the aliens in the claw machine did.

[Sarah]

OOH OOH! *puts hand up and acts like horshack* i have a suggestion. How about the winner of each caption contest gets to pick the new pic then pick the next winner?

[BlackCaptain]

I like that idea, but its Shadowfax's call.

[Shadowfax]

That sounds like WONDERFUL idea! Lets do it! Next winner I pick will have to pick the next picture and winner. I've been wishing there were some way to get more people involved, and this is it. How brilliant! Hurrah for Sarah!

[Sarah]

thanks!

[Valdarmyr]

"Rock...paper...scissors...DARN!"

[legoman]

haha, nice one valdarmyr.

dwarf 1: does anyone else here have cobwebs on their face.
dwarf 2: yeah, I think its about time pj shouted cut.

[Muffinly]

"Ashes, ashes we all fall down!"

[Dragonblade]

Dwarves in Unison: "All for one! And one for all! Wait a minute...wrong movie...****!"

That was lame...but their position seemed to resemble something the three musketeers would do.

[Shadowfax]

Congradulations Anamatar IV! I hope people who aren't familiar with American Football get it- unless it's a rugby reference? Anyways, wonderful job!

Originally posted by Anamatar IV
Okay, we're gonna break right and pass left. Double fake with a mctwist hand off and finish with Durin in the end zone. Ready...BREAK!

For anyone who missed it, we're doing things a bit differently from now on- its now the winner's (Anamatar) responsibility to find a picture and judge the next winner.

[Anamatar IV]

yay:D

here you go:

http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/ttt/places/rohangeneral/imagepages/image4.shtml

[Bombadillo]

i thought that the cloaks of lothlorien where supposed to be nearly invisible...

[moon cloud]

--<Removed by Beorn>--

[Wonko The Sane]

Stop it with the gay jokes...


Rider: Aw, damn. Wormtongue assured me that pink was my color!

[BlackCaptain]

"The Pink Rider, now comes to you at the turn of the tide..."

[roguelion]

No one knew just what to do with Phil, the least wanted and capeable of soldiers in Gondor, So the outfited him and sent him ahead as a scout.

[Link]

Soldier no.1: "Camelot!"

Soldier no.2: "Camelot!"

Soldier no.3: "Camelot!"

Soldier in red: *under his breath* "It's only a model......"

[Ecthelion]

--<Removed by Beorn>--

[korhall]

bill : jim, are you sure that this is the invisibility cloak?

jim: yes i'm sure, the only other one was the cloak of extreme homosexuality...

bill: but if the other one was the cloak of invisibility, how did you know where i was...

[chrysophalax]

Ecthelion, love it!! LOL!



Told he was wearing the Poncho of All-Terrain Camouflage, the colour-blind soldier never had a prayer.

[Wonko The Sane]

And the gay jokes keep on coming right?

Maybe I'm being TOO sensitive but I really don't find them funny.

[Beorn]

Stop it.

[Valdarmyr]

"...And this year's fashion for the Rider-on-the-go will really make you stand out from the crowd. It's a delicious fuscia number that just shouts out loud, "Here I am--take a shot at me!" This daring look is capped off by a helmet shaped like a Hershey's Kiss that will have all your enemies wanting one."

[Ol'gaffer]

Pink rider: That's quite true, you don't see that many pink riders these days.

Normal: I wonder why..

Pink: Infact, someone once made a theory that there are NO pink riders! so untrue really, and well that's why I'm here.

Normal:...Right.. Who are you again?

It sucks, I know. But it's early.

[Mablung]

Knight 1 to Red Knight: See this is why I said don't tick off the costume designer.

[Anamatar IV]

*tries to stifle laugh* The winner of this contest is Valdarmyr!!!!

Originally posted by Valdarmyr
"...And this year's fashion for the Rider-on-the-go will really make you stand out from the crowd. It's a delicious fuscia number that just shouts out loud, "Here I am--take a shot at me!" This daring look is capped off by a helmet shaped like a Hershey's Kiss that will have all your enemies wanting one."

[Valdarmyr]

Thanks, Anamatar!

Alright, here's the next photo:

http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/brandnewttt/imagepages/image10.shtml

[Anamatar IV]

Grima: King, King! Christ is come at last!

Secluded King Theoden: mmmmeh. I don't like the looks of that there feller. mmmeeh. He doesn't wear shoes.

[BlackCaptain]

Wormtongue - Why do birds. Sudenly apear? Every time SHE'S near?

Theoden - If ive told u once ive told you a hundred times... YOU ARE A PERVY NEICE FANCIER

[Ecthelion]

--<Entire Post Removed by Beorn>--

:mad:

[legolas84]

Grima: You're right! This mirror DOES make us look ugly!

[darkjedi]

What is up with your feet?!

[Valdarmyr]

Okay, I'll pick a winner maybe Friday night, and I won't pick my own, but here's what I came up with...

Wormtongue: "But why do I always have to let him win at checkers?! I wanna win, I wanna win, I wanna win!"

[Valdarmyr]

And the winner is--MorgulKing! Who knew Grima liked the Carpenters...

Originally posted by MorgulKing
Wormtongue - Why do birds. Sudenly apear? Every time SHE'S near?

Theoden - If ive told u once ive told you a hundred times... YOU ARE A PERVY NEICE FANCIER

Okay, MorgulKing, it's up to you to choose the next photo.

[Link]

Hama: "Theoden-sire, Mr. Wormtongue, your girl scout cookies have arrived....."

Edit: Oh MAN! I MISSED IT BY LIKE TWO SECONDS!!

[BlackCaptain]

SCORE!!! aright...:

http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fotr/people/hobbits/temps/image15.shtml

[Wonko The Sane]

High-Hobbit: Is it just me, or is that pony starting look more and more attractive?

[Beorn]

Hobbit: Hrmm....I get the feeling that something is coming up behind me!

(switch between this image, and the one shown two posts above)

[Ithrynluin]

Originally posted by Beorn
Hobbit: Hrmm....I get the feeling that something is coming up behind me!

(switch between this image, and the one shown two posts above)

Scary stuff!:eek:

[Link]

Stoned Hobbit no.1: "What do you guys want from the store?"


The hobbit toking up in this pic: "Get some....................sour cream...................and onion........chips................with some dip man. Get some peanut butter,.................some beef jerky................some Haagen Daas Ice cream...............um...........some celery, grape jelly, popcorn,.......ummmmmm.........................som e Marshmallows and some little chocolate bars so we can make those smores man!!! And uh.....................PIZZAS.................TWO BIG PIZZAS...............with lots of water on em............................and some Funyons man.............................Yeah!


(For all you Half - Baked fans out there)

[Ecthelion]

I LOVE HALF-BAKED!! Funny movie, anywho......

Hobbit while laughing: Hey guys Bilbo's like one of them majician guys with the tigers, yeah, hey Bilb do it again man do it again.

[Valdarmyr]

"Dad-gum it, how come I can never make a ship like Gandalf?!!!"

[legolas84]

And then he realized it wasn't hobbit-weed he'd been smoking...and that was no lady hobbit he'd just woken up next to.

[Anamatar IV]

mmmmmmmm doghnuts.....

[moon cloud]

Earnest teacher: So remember kids, smoking cigarettes promotes premature aging. After just one week you'll look like this *whips out the picture*
Class: shocked gasp
boy: We'll start waring hats like that? Goodbye, cruel world!

[*Lady Arwen*]

Umm, is it just me or is there smoke coming out of his ear.

[BlackCaptain]

I declare it a tie between Wonko The Sane and Valdarmyr...

Only you 2 can post anymore... 1 more each. I declare a tie-breaker match!

[BlackCaptain]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
High-Hobbit: Is it just me, or is that pony starting look more and more attractive?
Since Valdarmyr forfiets... I declare this the winner! Nice job Wonko!

[Wonko The Sane]

Woo hoo! That's only the second time I've won one of these!
Yay!!
:)

Here's the next picture!

[Sarah]

Legolas thinking to himself: Jeez, will you shut up already! Talk talk talk talk talk, that's all you do. If you talk anymore my pretty pointy ears are going to fall off.

[Eriol]

Legolas: If I concentrate real hard I think I can ignore this stink... Now I know why they are called the Horse Lords!

[Grond]

Eowyn...
"Ouch!! Legolas, pinch me again and I'm telling my brother!!"

"Ouch!! Eomer.... Legolas keeps pinching me!!"

[Beorn]

Legolas: If I keep grabbing her left cheek, she'll think it's someone on her left side...Whoohoo!

[Bombadillo]

wow... that gimli guy on my left looks a lot better then that elvenguy legolas....

[Link]

*Legolas thinking to himself*

DON'T LOOK AT HER BUTT, DON'T LOOK AT HER BUTT, DON'T LOOK AT HER BUTT............

[Anamatar IV]

Director: CUT! okay, you guys. This scene is supposed to be ONLY for those who look good! Get out of there, Legolas!

[legolas84]

Eowyn: Ugh...and you think WE smell like horselords? You DO realize there's no way you've taken a bath in quite a long time right?

[Saucy]

Legolas: if anybody sees this picture they will make up silly pointless stuff about me grabbing ewyons butt when i'm clearly not grabbing it!..... there were to many people watching to do that that (smiles).... again:)

[Dragonblade]

Old dude in the back singing: I loose all control...when you grab a ho.
Legolas: I told you! I am NOT grabbing her butt!!
Eowyn: Legolas...is that your hand?




I am SOOOOOOOOOOO sorry! I couldn't help it, that dude behind Eowyn looks like he is staring at her butt, and that is the song I am listening too and it just kind of fits in!! I am so sorry!!

[Aerin]

Narrator: Which of these two blonde beauties will win the Miss Rohan beauty pageant?

[roguelion]

Eowyn: "Legolas, What is your secret to natural, healthy looking hair, you never seem to have split ends or anything?"

Legolas: "Middle Earth Essences, Its an Organic experance you know!"

[Wonko The Sane]

AAH! Too many to choose from!
:) I'll let the captions run a bit longer like Shadowfax used to and then I'll choose a winner. :)

[Ecthelion]

Eowyn smiling: Legolas is that your bow or are you just happy to see me?

[BlackCaptain]

Legolas: I did NOT know Aragorn could bend like that...

Eowyn: Ugh... and i liked that guy? I think im gonna hurl...

Is that enough posts?

[Link]

*Male Announcer with a very feminine voice*: "Ladiess and Gentlemen WELCOME TO MIDDLE-EARTH FASHION SHOW '03!!!"

"Look everyone! Here's comesss that styyyyyyyyylish pair of everyone's favorite blondes!"

*Legolas and Eowyn walking down the catwalk with the song "I'm too sexy for my shirt" blarin in the background*


*Announcer*:

"Watch that sssstudly little elven boy ssstrut his ssstuff. Legolas is sporting the new "Mirkwood Spring" outfit with a little bit of classical Lothlorien cloak to excentuate those FINE green hues"

*Crowd: oooooooohh*

*Announcer*: "And here comess everyone'sss favorite fiery little damsel, Eowyn!! Her look is the new "Midnight Star-white" with a little bit of a sassy undertone! You go girl!"

*Crowd: Ahhhhhhhhh*

[BlackCaptain]

hahahah.... that was the funniest one yet Link!

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Beorn
Legolas: If I keep grabbing her left cheek, she'll think it's someone on her left side...Whoohoo!

In keeping with Shadowfax's tactics I've chosen the one that made me laugh out loud the hardest!!

The winner is Beorn!!
Congratulations!!

:) Ecthelion and Grond were close seconds!!! ;)

[Beorn]

Took me friggen long enough to win!

Hehehe....Gotta love this one....What made the Cave Troll have this expression:
http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fotr/creatures/other/temps/image7.shtml

[Ecthelion]

Troll: "Mom for Eru's sake put your shirt back on, thats just wrong Mom, yes your pants too!"

[legoman]

Troll: Hehe, it looks like my nose is squashed when I push my nose up against this pain of glass, its like the opening sequence to shooting stars.



(if you didn't know all balrogs keep there monday nights free to watch shooting stars.)

[legolas84]

Cave Troll: Oh my god Becky...look at Sam's butt! It is SO big!

[Anamatar IV]

Troll: All the phycadelic colors!

[Saucy]

Trol: (singing) good morning Goodmorning it's great to stay up late!:D

[Link]

*Cave Troll*: ROAAAAAARRR!!!!!!


*Director*: "Cut!................ugh........."

*Cave Troll*: "What? I thought I had it that time...."


*Aragorn*:"You've got a little spit right.........there......."


*Cave Troll*: "Oh! hehe..........sorry"

[BlackCaptain]

Troll: Cmon PJ, just say cut already! Im prarie doggin it!
(Rat Chase)

[Wonko The Sane]

Troll: Dude, should Gandalf really be doing that with that orc?

[Shadowfax]

"Whoa! That baby thermometer's COLD!"

[Ecthelion]

Originally posted by MorgulKing
Troll: Cmon PJ, just say cut already! Im prarie doggin it!
(Rat Chase)

You mean Rat RACE ;) Good movie.

[Sarah]

Troll: *sniff sniff* oh man, who cut the cheese? Gimli, was that you?

[Ecthelion]

LOL Sarah that was what I was going to post, but I put f a r t and it gets starred out so I changed it completely:)

[Wonko The Sane]

I was going to put that too...but then I realised it wasn't funny.
:rolleyes:

[Grond]

Damn these hemmoroids!!!

[Wonko The Sane]

AH! Hilarious!!!

[legoman]

Grond, was that your entry, or just a comment?

[BlackCaptain]

That was a post. I doubt that Grond would be yelling about Hemmeroids in front of everyone...

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by legoman
Grond, was that your entry, or just a comment?

That's not a caption for the picture but it was the funniest comment yet!

Legsieman should win MAJOR points for that!!

[Shadowfax]

I definately agree!

[Wolfshead]

Troll: And so I just shouted at the telephone salesman like this.

[Grond]

Originally posted by legoman
Grond, was that your entry, or just a comment? LOL!! My entry... I think!?!?

[Wonko The Sane]

Poor Grond.
:( Let's all pitch in and get him some TTF sponsored Preparation-H.

[Ol'gaffer]

Cavetroll: AAAAH!!! splinters, damn splinters!!

[Ecthelion]

Preparation H feels good on the whole:D

[moon cloud]

Wildlife presenter (whispering from behind a rock): And here we have the male mountain troll. You may be thinking 'one false move and its kablamo for you' but really, these shy, retiring creatures are as weak as kittens. Just watch and listen...

troll: Damn toothpick! Why won't you snap?

[Beorn]

And the winner is:

Originally posted by Grond
Damn these hemmoroids!!!

:D

That's a great one :)

[Wonko The Sane]

I love that moon cloud!

"Damn toothpick!! Why won't you snap?!"

That's going to be one of my quotes I say randomly to confuse people. :D

[BlackCaptain]

someone should pm him... dont think he notices its his turn ;)

[Grond]

Oh my!!! I won!!! I never expected such an honor.

Here's (http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fellowshipextfin/imagepages/image3.shtml) the next one!!

[Anamatar IV]

Sam: would ya looky here. Gandalf's got quite the bootlegging business doesn't he.

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Grond
Oh my!!! I won!!! I never expected such an honor.

Here's (http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fellowshipextfin/imagepages/image3.shtml) the next one!!

Here we have Frodo and Sam. Both are sporting the 80s rock star hair style, and both look like little boys trying to be rock stars...

[legolas84]

Frodo: Why is MY stunt double a girl, Sam?
Sam: You don't want me to really answer that, do you Mister Frodo?

[Sador]

Seeing a party of elves wafting through the woody end Frodo elbows Sam, "I don't fancy yours much".

[Ol'gaffer]

Frodo: Their leaving middle earth, and their never coming back.
Sam: I don't know why, but it makes me sad.
Frodo: Well it should! *YOU'RE* the one who wanted to play "Strip the hobbit" with them!!

[korhall]

sam: dude, i never knew you could see arwen's room from here!!!
frodo: and who knew that she and aragorn were into that!?!?!?!?!

[Shadowfax]

*snicker* that was great, korhall!

[Dragonblade]

LMFAO Korhall and Ol'Gaffer!

Here's my sad attempt.

*someone off in the back*: And here ladies and gentleman is what happens when you get into Bilbo's stash of 'old toby'
Sam: Mister Frodo? Are the trees supposed to be that colour?
Frodo: I don't know sam...but I don't trust that bright pink one...it's bright yellow spots look quite curious...yes...curious

[Sarah]

grr dragonblade! you took my idea! man pippin was right about those shrooms!

[Dragonblade]

Gomen nasai Sarah *blushes* But you never should trust those 'shrooms, specially the ones that Pip finds on the side of the road 'eh? LOL

[Bombadillo]

have you been excersizing mr frodo? your ass seems firmer...

[moon cloud]

(look at sams expression and frodo's arm position...that will make this post make more sense)

Frodo: You prove that myth about men with big feet isn't true.
Sam: You prove that myth about hobbits being good with their hands is

[Dragonblade]

OMG moon cloud!! LMAO!!!!! That is hilarious!!

[BlackCaptain]

How come the majority of these are about sam feeling frodo? Has TTF gotten some rotten apples?:mad:

[moon cloud]

correction, morgulking, mine was about frodo feeling sam.

This is meant to be humerous. It's funny because it's putting characters in totally unreal situations.

[Grond]

And moon cloud is the winner!! Your turn to choose.

[BlackCaptain]

Could we just try to steer away from perverted hobbits in general? I know its meant to be funny, but when everyone has a post about Frodo and Sam feeling eachother, it seems like this forum is going downhill...

*Not that it is though...*

[moon cloud]

http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fotr/people/saruman/temps/image12.shtml

Yay! I won! *does irish jig*. I'd like to thank grond, but most of all the academy...*wipes tear*

Anyway, the link above is the new image. Have fun!

[BlackCaptain]

**Looking into the Palantiri**
*Evil laugh* I didnt know we got PlayWizard over here!

[Anamatar IV]

"GO Khazukimon! Spin attack now!"

[Beorn]

Damn, that's one hot pepper!

[Hawkblaze]

Bilbo: You should really think about using Rogaine, Gollum.
Gollum: Precious thinks we should use Rogaine? [Aside] We hates him, we hates him!

[Grond]

Saruman:
I just can't decide whether I love these prostate exams or hate em. :)

[Aerin]

Saruman: The thermometer goes WHERE?!

[BlackCaptain]

Originally posted by Hawkblaze
Bilbo: You should really think about using Rogaine, Gollum.
Gollum: Precious thinks we should use Rogaine? [Aside] We hates him, we hates him!

We're not using that picture anymore. We pick a winner about every 5 days, and that winner gets to post the next picture. Go to the page right before this, and theres a link that show's a quite constipated looking Saruman

[Ecthelion]

*Saruman while looking at his poop*: Wait a second, I didn't have any corn!

[roguelion]

Saruman~"Ill get you my pretty! & your little dog too!!!"

[legolas84]

Saurman: This is the face I use on the ladies!

[Sador]

I knew these nipple clamps were a bad idea!

[Theoden_king]

Saruman: Gandalf was right, pipe-weed has given me the sight of the elves, mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Sarah]

Hey Grima! Check out my Jafar impression! Awesome, huh?

[Eriol]

Saruman: I... will drink your blood!

PJ: CUT! Wrong movie AGAIN, Chris! You are losing it!

Fran: Oh well, at least he did not put that third nipple on... that was disgusting...

[Wolfshead]

Saruman: Uhmm, uhmm, uhmmmm... Ahhhh

[legoman]

Gandalf (out of shot): what do you mean the wind changed?

[korhall]

saruman: and now that i have dug some giant flaming pits in the ground, i will conquer the world!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sauron: reaches out and slaps saruman, and in a perfect cher imitation says "snap out of it"

[moon cloud]

Originally posted by legolas84
Saurman: This is the face I use on the ladies!

Lol! It was a close one between you and Aerin (butt jokes...gotta love 'em), but this one just squeaked into first place. Congratulations! It's your turn to pick the image and judge :D

[legolas84]

oh my gosh! thank you so much!!!!!!!

here's the next pic...hope no one's used it before...


http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnypics/final/legolas_pout.JPG

[Anamatar IV]

Announcer: Bitter Beer Face!

[Ecthelion]

Legolas: Which one of you put the laxative in my drink?

[Link]

"My name is Benjamin Bueford Blue...................................people call me Bubba"



For all you Forrest Gump fans out there.

[Aerin]

Legolas: It's not fair! Aragorn thinks Arwen's prettier than me!

Oh, my! That picture is hilarious! :D

[Theoden_king]

"those goblins messed up my hair and now everyone is prettier than me"

[Wolfshead]

Legolas: Bah, that Aragorn's only gone and stolen my hairbrush again

[Dain Ironfoot]

" crisco: 5.00 $
Face cloth: 2.00$
waking up to "pretty boy" yelling that he has a pimple: priceless.":D :D :D

[Grond]

Legolas:
How could Galadriel pick that friggin dwarf over me?????????:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[moon cloud]

Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you...
Oh my god, Legolas! it burns, it BURNS!

[Dragonblade]

Legolas: Drat, the lighting in this place does NOTHING for my complexion *pout* it's just not fair, and the icky dust is going to make my hair all grimey! Gah! I better not develop a spot!

[BlackCaptain]

*Pout* FINE! If you think you can kill a cave troll while still making your but look great, then try it! Its not easy being the handsome, gourgous, atractive, sexy....
*Gimli pushes him over the edge of the bridge* Just because my ass is connected to my neck, doesnt mean you can make fun of it!

[Muffinly]

"I'm going back to my trailer untill someone does something about my eyebrow color matching my hair!"

[Ol'gaffer]

Legolas: If one more person says that I look like Boy George I'll scream!

[Diabless]

I am practicing to audition for Gollum in the next movie! "They stoll if from ussss"

[Sador]

Thinks; "Must look tough....Must look tough.....Must look tough..."

[Shadowfax]

Middle Earth's teen heartthrob- Elvish Presley.

[korhall]

bursts into tears

" mommy gandalf said i'm a fruit, i'm not a fruit mommy i'm a tree* pretends to be a tree*"

[legolas84]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the winner is.....

Originally posted by Muffinly
"I'm going back to my trailer untill someone does something about my eyebrow color matching my hair!"

Muffinly!!!!!
It is my personal belief that something like that probably was going on....those crazy movie stars!

Anyway...it's your turn to pick. Have fun!:D

[Muffinly]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! i won! YAy for me.

Here is the new one:
picture (http://img-nex.theonering.net/movie/preview/image/ttt2_00567.jpg)

[BlackCaptain]

It says the page cannot be displayed. There must be something wrong either with my computer, or the picture...:confused:

[Muffinly]

Sorry. I'll atatch it as an image:

[Dain Ironfoot]

So gimliDID have that last bean burrito!

[Beorn]

I spy, with my not so little eye....

[Talierin]

To boldly go, where no hobbit has gone before...

[korhall]

dude this contact makes my eye so red nowa'days. i swear it burns like the dickens

[Anamatar IV]

Do you want red, blood shot eyes like this? If you said no then buy our eye drops. Your eyes can't tell the difference. Can you?

[BlackCaptain]

*Blink Blink*

[Shadowfax]

Ben Stein VO: For red, dry eyes, choose clear eyes...

[Ecthelion]

PEEK A BOO!!

[roguelion]

"Look into my EYE, You are getting very,very sleepy!"

[Theoden_king]

"I see you" (This is actually in the film, at the prancing pony when Frodo puts on the ring)

[Wolfshead]

Argh! My eyes, my eyes! It burns! I can't see you, argh, help! Please, anybody, help me, my eyes are on fire!

[moon cloud]

Sauron: peter jackson's casting team are total feckin' perverts. I'm the most famouse evil eye of all time and all they could rustle up was that giant, flaming...*ahem*

(look at the picture again. Am I a total perve or does that REALLY look like something very rude?)

[legolas84]

Sauron: King Theoden is all 'Where is my horse and where is my rider?' Come on, man! I don't even have a frickin' body here!

[Dragonblade]

MOON CLOUD!!!!!!! :eek: PS...I see it too, LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sarah]

(Voice over)

And all of the sudden a growl is heard. Like that of a cat. A very big cat.