Caption Contest

[Ol'gaffer]

Sauron prepared for his weekly gynekologist appointment... :D


I might get some warning points for this.

[Bombadillo]

aaarg!!! those stupid dolphins!!! keep thinking i'm a big hoop!! I'm an eye... for goodness sake!!

[Diabless]

(It does look like it) I am gonna go out on a limb and say

Org*sm !

( was that supposed to be stared- it;s not a bad word or anything- it's sexual climax for a woman)

My other one is:
A foreshadow of the Crack of Doom!

[Muffinly]

The winner is Shadowfax!


Originally posted by Shadowfax
Ben Stein VO: For red, dry eyes, choose clear eyes...

HAHA!


Well your turn to find a picture.

[Shadowfax]

My goodness, I'd thought I'd gotten out of doing this! Ok, here's the next one- What are they looking for?

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/tednasmith/imagepages/image60.shtml

[BlackCaptain]

Aragorn - I am sorry Legolas, but I can see no other Elves that have Jappaneese eyes. I think you just have a strange birth defect or something...
Gimli - Oh neekerbreekers... Thats too bad. I find them somewhat... charming...

[Sador]

I'm sure I left it parked right over there.

[Aerin]

Aragorn: That's too bad, Legolas; I was sure I could find your contacts. I guess you'll just have to have differently coloured eyes for this part of the trip.

[Sador]

As with any public park these days, people are requested to clean up after their Dwarf.

[Anamatar IV]

Gimli: Those dang parking garages!

Legolas: Those dang stairs! Too many for my precious fingers.

Aragorn: Those dang crooks getting away in the car that you said you knew where it was, Gimli.

[kohaku]

Men in Tights II : The Search for More Hilarious Adventures. Mel Brooks starring as Gimli.

[roguelion]

Legolas~ "Um, guys somthing dont seem right, this aint Rohan somehow weve wandered into the dreaded land of Saskatchewan Canada!"



**YAY FOR CANADA!!**

[Wolfshead]

Aragorn: Damn sun, can't see a thing. I wish I hadn't left my sunglasses back in Rivendell.

(It's debatable which is Aragorn and which is Legolas!)

[Sarah]

Legolas: Lookee Lookee! I have magical powers! I can hold my bow without wrapping my fingers around it! Look!

(look at the pic. He can.)

[Diabless]

Gimli (To Aragorn)- Oh my G-d, I can't believe the future king of Gondor just had to make that last stop at the Gap of Rohan to make sure his shirt matched his elvish cloak.

Aragorn- I was wearing another shade of grey which totally clashes! Oooh...I see it in the distance! Payless! i totally need some new boots. You could some accessories yourself, Gimli.

Gimli- At this rate we'll never catch up to the hobbits!

Legolas- But at least we'll all look good when we get there. And we'll be fashionably late. Seriously Gimli, just because you're a dwarf that does not exempt you from being unfashionable. You need to get a nice ornamented belt to go with that damn ugly brown tunic. Which you've been wearing ever since we left Lothlorien. Ewww

[Ecthelion]

Aragorn: Gimli, that bush over there looks like a good place to take a dump.

Gimli: Ok, but we better hurry I'm prarie doggin it!

[Muffinly]

Narrator: After the encounter with the orc at the water hole, the herd has set out to seek better pastures.

[Valdarmyr]

"Can you believe it--we haven't even gotten to Rohan yet, and already those people are starting to line up for Return of the King!"

[legolas84]

Aragorn: Gimli! Gimli, where are you?!
Gimli: I'm right here getting ready to kick you in the shins!

[Ol'gaffer]

Aragorn: So which way was north again?

[BlackCaptain]

ok i think were ready to be judged?

[Wolfshead]

I think you could be right, MorgulKing. We just need to wait for Shadowfax to announce the winner, which will, of course, be me ;)

[Shadowfax]

Sorry, CraigSmith, the winner is Aerin! And, correct me if I'm wrong, but were'nt Leggies eyes blue in FotR? I could have sworn they were brown in TTT...

Originally posted by Aerin
Aragorn: That's too bad, Legolas; I was sure I could find your contacts. I guess you'll just have to have differently coloured eyes for this part of the trip.

[Aerin]

Aww, shucks, I won! :D Thankee, Shadowfax!

I'm almost to my getting-off time here, so I'll hunt for and post a picture tomorrow.

[Aerin]

Ta-da, I found a picture! Yes, I know you're all terribly thrilled. :rolleyes:

Here's the gorgeous picture. (http://www.numenoreen.com/Images/SamROTKCalendar.jpg)

:D

[Wolfshead]

Frodo: Where's the usual guy?

(That really doesn't look like Sean Astin!)

[Ol'gaffer]

Sam: Wake up mr frodo! We still have another movie to go!

[Bombadillo]

mr frodo don't leave me now.... I've got the soupbone you were asking for....

(look at sam's side... it does look like a bone to me...)

[moon cloud]

sam: I just like to watch him sleep.

[Sarah]

Sam: Oh! No! Don't worry, Mr. Frodo! I know CPR!

Frodo: AAAAH! Sam, NO!!!!

[legolas84]

Sam: See, I thought maybe we'd win more Oscars if I painted my head gold, Mr. Frodo.

(it DOES look goldish!)

[BlackCaptain]

Frodo: *Faints*

Sam: I didn't think you suriously meant to get rid of my Ted Nugent haircut! Oh What have I done?!

[Dain Ironfoot]

where did you hand just go sam?

[Anamatar IV]

Frodo: Samwise, your eyes are so beautiful when the rest of your body is covered in filthy dust and scum.

Sam: And yours, Frodo, are so beautiful half closed and rolled behind into your head.

[Ecthelion]

Sam: (after a long and boring end of movie speech), what do you say to that Mr.Frodo?

Frodo: There's a giant booger in your nose Sam.

[Valdarmyr]

"...And then the Baby Bear said, "Someone's been eating my porridge too, and they've eaten it all up!..."

[Talierin]

"Rock a bye ba-- *cough*--by in the tree--*cough cough*--tops, close your eyes and go to slee--*coughcoughhackweeze* DANG MORDOR DUST!"

[Ol'gaffer]

Who's the judge this time around? Shouldn't it be time for some judging??

[spirit]

Sam: dont die you son of a-!!! i dont know my way back home!!!!

[Bombadillo]

it's aerin.... so give your opinion on our captions... who's the winner??

[Sam_Gamgee]

Frodo: AHHH, ITS A STAR TREK GUY THAT ATE SAM, AND IS TRYING TO TEAR OFF MY SHOULDER WITH HIS BARE HANDS, WHILE I LAY STILL, UNABLE TO MOVE FROM UTTER TERROR AHH AHHH AHH!!!

Scary Man: !GASP! He knows!!!! BEAM ME UP SCOTTIE!!!!!

[spirit]

nice one Sam_Gamgee

[EverEve]

Sam: Mr. Frodo, I've always loved you! *sniffle*
Frodo: Oh, shuttup Sam. This is a adventure-type film, not a sappy romance!

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Diabless
(It does look like it) I am gonna go out on a limb and say

Org*sm !

( was that supposed to be stared- it;s not a bad word or anything- it's sexual climax for a woman)

My other one is:
A foreshadow of the Crack of Doom!

Just out of curiosity, you ARE aware that men have orgasms too aren't you?

[Aerin]

As I have said previously, I was giving an extra day or two so everyone who wanted to could enter. Sorry for taking such an extreme time. :rolleyes:

[Shadowfax]

Hmmm- It apparently never showed up. (Look back on the thread, it's not there) however, I do believe you- that happened to me just two days ago- I replied to a thread, it said it was posted, but it never made it to the message board- so sorry!

[Aerin]

Well, it was a tough one.. between moon cloud and Valdarmyr.. but here's the winner!

Originally posted by Valdarmyr
"...And then the Baby Bear said, "Someone's been eating my porridge too, and they've eaten it all up!..."

[spirit]

well done *shakes hands*

[Valdarmyr]

Thanks, Aerin! I thoroughly enjoyed all the captions...you guys are funny!

Before we get to the caption photo, just for fun, check out the photo at this link, if you haven't seen it already.

http://moneycentral.communities.msn.com/LordoftheRingsMoviesBooksandanythingelse/funnylotrpics.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=225

And now, let's try this one for the contest!

http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/highqualityttt/imagepages/image16.shtml

[Dragonblade]

Gimli: Well it figures...I ALWAYS get surrounded by extremely tall elves...where's a hobbit when you need one...god I feel small...


(tehee...inferiority complex, I think all us short people go through that...the quote is kinda pathetic...but oh well)

[Sador]

"....and this one I use for opening beers..."

[Aerin]

Gimli: No, thank you, I do not need a box!

[Talierin]

Haldir: Ugh, a dwarf... let me just stab myself in the gut with my sword so I don't have to look at you...

[legolas84]

Legolas: Aragorn, what is that ridiculous look on your face?....oh god....YOU SICK PERVY DWARF-FANCIER!

[Bombadillo]

Gimli:
look guys i'm sorry about the elves are gay jokes, but will you PLEASE get me out of this concrete slab???

[moon cloud]

"what a beauty" Aragorn admired, as Gimli proudly tucked it back into his robes. The elves seethed with jealousy. Aragorn said that to all the girls.

[Anamatar IV]

Gimli: Axe goes up axe goes down, axe goes up, axe goes down, axe goes up, finger comes off, axe goes up....

[Beorn]

Invisible Referee's Voice: "Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli have chosen to receive the ball"

[Valdarmyr]

I declare the winner--Anamatar IV!Originally posted by Anamatar IV Gimli: Axe goes up axe goes down, axe goes up, axe goes down, axe goes up, finger comes off, axe goes up.... Loved that! :p I also want to give Honorable Mentions to Sador, Talierin and Beorn! :) It was close. Okay, AIV, you're up!

[spirit]

haveny you judged too soon?
i dint get to take part

[Anamatar IV]

Yay:D

Alright the next caption:

http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/highqualityttt/imagepages/image8.shtml

[Beorn]

Whatever it is that I'm staring it is definitely touching my butt and is about to get slapped.

[Shadowfax]

Aragorn first began to suspect that Eowyn was stalking him when she started following him into the privy.

[spirit]

ohhh...you really know how to squeese a lady's butt

[korhall]

oh, my god, i left the oven on!!!!!!!!

[Ol'gaffer]

Eowyn: "That...Tree....Has.....Eyes....."

[korhall]

you sure thats a tree?

[Bombadillo]

this is one hell of a staring contest... eowyn is definetly on the upperhand, and her attacks are fierce, just look at those eyes!!
just how wil her oppenant react??

[moon cloud]

Eowyn couldn't believe you could get Q-tips that big.

[Ecthelion]

Eowyn: Gimli.......... you have successfully scarred me for life now please put your pants back on.

[Wonko The Sane]

Eowyn in her head: I never would've signed up for this movie if I'd known I'd have to do a love scene with THAT thing. Seriously, how can I even PRETEND to kiss this?!

[BlackCaptain]

Little did Eowyn know that when she fell madly in love with Aragorn, she didn't love her stuffed Pooh Bear anymore... Time for him to show his true self...

[Sador]

I wish that dwarf would use a hankerchief!

[Aerin]

Eowyn: Soft, but firm....

[Sam_Gamgee]

miranda: hey ian, orlando look at elijah's acne!!!! heehee

[*Lady Arwen*]

Miranda: I know that in the movie I'm Eowyn, and I'm not supposed to be afraid of anything. But I think I saw a mouse!

[Anamatar IV]

Originally posted by korhall
oh, my god, i left the oven on!!!!!!!!

Korhall!!!

Behind the valiant facade of every woman is the house wife screaming to get out.:D

(the above meant as a joke and taken back for my well being and for the fear of wonko;))

[Wonko The Sane]

*Thwacks Anamatar with a pipe*

How's that for housewife? You take that BACK you male pig!

[legoman]

you know wonks, if you'd put that as you're entry, you might have won!!!

[korhall]

i would like to thank all the little people who made this possible, my munchkin hairdresser, shilaly the angry leprechaun, my shoe gnomes, and the tiny people who live in my sock drawer

i am sorry but i really have no idea of where or when i will get the next picture, i recomend shadowfax or someone find one, i am doing alot for college right now so i might not be on for a few days. so shadowfax, if you wouldn't mind terribly, could you find the next picture?

[Shadowfax]

*sigh* OK- here's the url for the next one. Apparently noone's told Gandalf of the dangers of riding in a stable.

http://www.framecaplib.com/lotrlib/html/episodes/images/tttprev/tttpr34.htm

[Talierin]

Legolas: That Gandalf is such a show off... just cause he can get on his horse without the help of special effects he has to go and do it all the time in front of me and then race off, pretending like I'm not there. Hrmph! *flicks his hair back*

[legolas84]

Gandalf: Legolas! I TOLD you not to hold the bow like that! It's like the scissors...remember? Point them away from the all powerful wizard!

[Vixen Evenstar]

Gandalf: Oh no! Hey! Woah boy!

Legolas: Hey Gandalf! Don't forget your saddle!

Gandalf: Stop him you fool!

[moon cloud]

Legolas: Pssst..Gimli...we can take this guy. Just stick your foot out when I say "NOW"

[*Lady Arwen*]

Legolas: Ahh! Get out of the way, cooky old wizard on the run!

[Anamatar IV]

Announcer: and NOW riding his untamable bucking bronco is GAAAAAAAAAANDALF!

[Wolfshead]

Gandalf: Woahhh! Stop, damn you, stop!

Legolas: Hey, mind my quiver. It was hand crafted by pygmies in the distant forests of... Somewhere, I forget exactly.

[BlackCaptain]

Gandalf - 'What the f...*neigh!*!... I didnt know this bad mutha
Legolas - 'Opposite of Edro your mouth!'
Gandalf - Could fly!!! Fly you mules!

*as aposed to 'You fools!'*

[Aerin]

Legolas: You have my bow!... and my quiver!

[LadyDernhelm]

He he, this looks fun!!!

Gandalf: Look out belooooooooow. . .

[legoman]

elf helper on the left: 'yeah, he figured it'd be quicker if he just took one of the reindeer this year.'

[Ol'gaffer]

Gandalf: And then I grabbed the Balrog by the *swings wildly* whoa! Horsee don't horsee! Stop! AAAAH!

[Sador]

Side-saddle would be so much easier right now!

[spirit]

gandalf: hey legolas would you like to see what the future generation will be able to do? Like what they do in a knights tale!

legolas: umm yes. (whispers) he has gone made in his old age...

gandalf: as you see i am a wizard and therefore that also makes me pyschic! AS I AM GANDALG THE WHITE *neighh* ihh with shadowfax the fay think that carries me! *and rides away and trips on a rock*

[moon cloud]

Originally posted by legoman
elf helper on the left: 'yeah, he figured it'd be quicker if he just took one of the reindeer this year.'

you are going into my Book of Comedy Geniuses. Consider yourself brillient.

[EverEve]

Gandalf: I TOLD YOU TO WATCH YOUR TONGUE, ELF! NOW YOU MUST PAY! SO MUCH FOR QUICK-FOOTED ELVES NOW, EH? MUAHAHAAAA!
Legolas: No, Gandalf, Nooo!

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Anamatar IV

(the above meant as a joke and taken back for my well being and for the fear of wonko;))

Good man!!!

Originally posted by legoman
you know wonks, if you'd put that as you're entry, you might have won!!!

Damn...always one step behind the swing...I almost had it! ;)


My entry for this round:

Legolas*thinking to himself*: I give the grey-beared ponce 6 seconds...
Gandalf, in a high pitched voice: SAVE ME LEGOLAS! GET ME OFF THIS THING!!! *whimpering* I think I wet myself!

[korhall]

and next on the middle earth rodeo... gandalf!!
1...
2...
3...
4...
ow...
oh...
thats ugly...
someone should stop this...
and now the rodeo clowns are trying to get gandalf off shadowfax. the elf is trying to destract the horse with his bow and quiver, while the dwarf is acting as a stepping stool for the freaked gandalf.

[Shadowfax]

Originally posted by moon cloud
Legolas: Pssst..Gimli...we can take this guy. Just stick your foot out when I say "NOW"


Congradulations, Moon Cloud!

Now you get to choose the next picture and winner!

[moon cloud]

*victory gig*

here's the new one:

http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/ttt/people/legolas/temps/image6.shtml

[LadyDernhelm]

Legolas: "I actually went out with you???"

[legolas84]

Legolas: *shriek* There's a spider on my back!!?!?! Get it off Aragorn! Get it off!!!!!

[Talierin]

DANG ITCH!

[Gandalf White]

*Legolas stretching*

Aragorn: Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed!

[BlackCaptain]

'Ooh! Of all times to get a cramp from that long run across Rohan, It's now...'

[Anamatar IV]

Legolas: AIIIIIIIIIIIEEE! Someone please TELL me I have morning ugliness before I look in a mirror!

[Vixen Evenstar]

Legolas: *Standing on the table* YEEEEEEK! Aragorn it's a mouse! KILL IT! KILL IT!

[Ecthelion]

*The time in which this is said is right when the battle starts*

Legolas: I SURRENDER I SURRENDER JUST DON'T TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!

[BlackCaptain]

Hahaha... Its kinda funny how just because an actor with a fair face played an elf we make fun of him... Wait, arent elves suposed to have fair faces? I don't see why we keep on mocking Legolas for ... 'hygenic' reasons

[legolas84]

well the elves ARE pretty prissy about their elvenness, but we love them anyway!!!!:p

[Vixen Evenstar]

Oh yeah, we all make fun of 'em! But we all love 'em! Heck..we all love to make fun of 'em!:D no but i luv the elveses...

[Ol'gaffer]

Legolas: OH.MY.GOD!! That hair is *SO* 2nd Age!!

[Valdarmyr]

"I slay the enemy with my B.O.! My B.O. has grown mighty over many days and miles, and it makes the stench of Mordor seem sweet as Rivendell!"

[Aerin]

Disclaimer: I do not intend to offend anyone by this entry.
And I don't know how many will get it, hehe.

*poke* Man boobs!

[Saucy]

*yawns and steches* ahhh now for another lovely day of orc slaying...ouch i think i slept the wrong way my back is killing me!!!

[legolasismine]

*Shrieks*
Omigosh the hideous orcs just broke my nail!

[Sador]

Elfercise; the revolutionary way to tone those sagging abdominals.

[moon cloud]

It was a close one, but here is the winner:

Originally posted by LadyDernhelm
Legolas: "I actually went out with you???"

Very cool and funny, LadyDernhelm. Now you get to pick the next picture and winner :D

[LadyDernhelm]

Here (http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrelrond/images/PDVD_1477.jpg) is the next picture. I'm honored to have won! ;) I didn't think I'd make it!

Enjoy...

[Anamatar IV]

Elrond: THAT'S how you plan to remodel your house? I've seen better home designs hanging off a horses tail!

Narrator: Elrond's words of wisdom.

[legolasismine]

Elrond: Arwen, for the last time I told you I didn't wear your dress.
Arwen: Yeah right well why do you have that smirk on your face!

[Rhiannon]

Elrond: You have got to be kidding.

Narrator: Elrond responds to Aragorn & Arwen's engagement

[BlackCaptain]

Elrond - Oh you wanna go girlfriend? I bought this tiara for you, and I'm gonna take it!
Arwen - Oh no you di-int!

[Talierin]

Elrond: I've never seen a more wretched hive of scum and villany... and you expect them to make it to Mordor, Gandalf?

[Aerin]

Elrond: Duuuuuude.... where's my car?

[Ol'gaffer]

Elrond: You shall be the Fellow-*snicker* I'm sorry I just *Snicker* I just- *uncontrollable giggle* -Ship of the ring. Just go now. *Snicker*

[Valdarmyr]

:D Good one, Ol'gaffer!

Elrond: "...and I use it to open beers with, too!"

[spirit]

Originally posted by Aerin
Elrond: Duuuuuude.... where's my car? sweet!

eldrond: *looking in the mirror* i do look hot in Arwens dress!!

[legolas84]

Elrond: Did you just say that I didn't age well?

[moon cloud]

*Tango music starts to play*
Elrond: Gandalf? Shall we?

[Sador]

"...An elf a dwarf and a hobbit walk into a tavern...."

[legolas84]

lol. yours is great mooncloud! :D

[moon cloud]

Originally posted by legolas84
lol. yours is great mooncloud! :D

lol. I always find your captions really witty too.

[BlackCaptain]

....


..........


Time for judging perhaps?

[LadyDernhelm]

I haven't been able to get on for a bit, computer problems. I'll do my best to judge tonight...it's definitely going to be hard! Keep in mind that I'm going to pick the caption I think best suits the pic, not necessarily the funniest line by itself...

[Vixen Evenstar]

Wait! I got one!


:D


*Elrond looks on as Gandalf does his "Pointy hat trick"*

[LadyDernhelm]

Okay, post ahead, Vixen.

I am not going to be able to judge till Sunday or Monday. I have this huge dance I have to coordinate and plan for Saturday, and I just found out this morning that the decorations someone was supposed to give me consisted of two gift bags and six balloon weights. :eek: So now I'm going to be spending the next two days trying desperately to find more decorations. Yuck.

So anyone who wants to post a caption, go right ahead...

[BlackCaptain]

I think that meant you can go Vixen:D

[Valdarmyr]

Er, this may be just me, but I think she already did. Unless she edited it later.

And LadyDernhelm, IMHO, I think you look better with long hair. But don't worry--it'll grow back--in about 4 months! At least it won't be getting in the way as you boogie down at the dance! :D

[spirit]

haaa.
her avatar is great!.

[LadyDernhelm]

What my avatar?

That correspons to "The REAL World: Middle-Earth"...it's hilarous. ;)

I hope to be able to judge Sunday night, but I'm going to be playing in a quartet that night and so I don't know how sure that promise is.

[Ol'gaffer]

This.Thread.Will.Not.Die....:p

[Wonko The Sane]

Elrond: *laughing* You want to ask ME out?! HAH! *laughs more* Oh wait...Oh Frodo...you were serious..That's so sweet...but did you really think I'd go out with you?


*Takes over from Lady Dernhelm*
Post your new captions I'll post a judgement!

Sad Pippin (http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrmerryandpippin/imagepages/image37.shtml)

[LadyDernhelm]

Thanks, Wonks - I've had the weekend from you-know-where, and it seems I just can't finda moment to go back over the pics...

[Wonko The Sane]

You're welcome M' Lady. *bows* happy to do it!

[moon cloud]

Too late, Pippin remembered the unfortunate effect being surrounded by expanses of water had on him, bladder-wise.

[Ol'gaffer]

And to Pippins utter horror, he finally realized that nothing in sarumans loot came in pints.

[Shadowfax]

OK... did I miss something or is my computer being cruddy again? Why the Pippin references all of a sudden?

[Shadowfax]

Never mind! My browser is showing it now... go figure.... I hate my computer sometimes...

[korhall]

pippin: i think that orc just winked at me...

[BlackCaptain]

Pippin - Now heres my constipated midget impression...

[Talierin]

With horror, Pippin suddenly remembers he left his gas stove on back in the Shire

[Wolfshead]

"O!" said Pippin, and just at that moment he felt more fared than he ever remembered feeling before. He was thinking once again of his comfortable chair before the fire in his favourite sitting-room in his hobbit-hole, and of the kettle singing. Not for the last time!

(And does anyone recognise where that comes from? :rolleyes: )

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Talierin
With horror, Pippin suddenly remembers he left his gas stove on back in the Shire

Pippin: I wonder if it's possible to go Around to Mordor and Back in 80 Days.

[Gandalf White]

As the boat sank, Pippin looked back on his life with regret, wishing he had just one more pint.

[Wonko The Sane]

Oh my!! SOO FUNNY!!

I'll post the winner soon. :)

[Shadowfax]

Pippin looked on in amazement as Legolas did an encore performance of his nude rendition of Sillmarillion: The Musical. The innocent young hobbit had no idea one could do such things with lembas.

[Wonko The Sane]

OH MY!

[Rhiannon]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
OH MY!

Ditto :eek:

[Shadowfax]

Well, they had to entertain themselves somehow... ;) heh, heh, heh... I guess it all depends on your state of mind. Mine is dirty. :)

[Wonko The Sane]

Mine too!! GO YOU!

[Valdarmyr]

Pippin ponders what if would be like if he had the One Ring--"I am the Almighty Pippin Took! Worship me, and there'll be free mushrooms for everyone, all you can eat!!!"

[Wonko The Sane]

And the winner is:

CRAIG SMITH!!!

"O!" said Pippin, and just at that moment he felt more fared than he ever remembered feeling before. He was thinking once again of his comfortable chair before the fire in his favourite sitting-room in his hobbit-hole, and of the kettle singing. Not for the last time!

He wins for the cuteness factor. :) That was the cutest Hobbit reference ever.

And it fit well with the picture. :)

Hehe. But Shadowfax wins for funnies!! :D

[Wolfshead]

Oh, wow, I'm shocked, what can I say? I'd like to thank my mother, father, pet cat, sister, and, yeah, let's steer clear of that. Guess I shall have to go and find a picture now... I'll post it later :)

[Wonko The Sane]

Sounds good. Congratulations!!

And take your time. ;)
It's late I need no more reasons to stay up any later! ;)

[Wolfshead]

Here we go then, the next picture! And the big question is - just what are Merry and Pippin staring at?

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrmerryandpippin/imagepages/image39.shtml

[Wonko The Sane]

Merry and Pippin whispering: Oh my god!! Why in the world would Aragorn ask Legolas for a private showing of his nude Silmarillion the Musical!!!

Pippin shouting to Aragorn: I'm telling Arwen!!!

[BlackCaptain]

Pippin - I thought this was a council!.:eek:
Merry - Who knew playing leapfrog naked was part of a council?
Pippin - Well... Gandalf kind of told me... I'm just acting surprised...

[Wolfshead]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
Merry and Pippin whispering: Oh my god!! Why in the world would Aragorn ask Legolas for a private showing of his nude Silmarillion the Musical!!!
Y'know, I had a suspicious feeling that Silmarillion musical was going to crop up again. And I was right, in the very first caption as well :rolleyes:

[Wonko The Sane]

It's sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gandalf White]

Merry: I think we took a wrong turn, we must of come down the hall that said 'Lady's Bath'

Pippin: Is that Legolas doing over there??? And doing his nude Silmarillion: The Musical nonetheless!

[Wonko The Sane]

And another one! :) We just can't stay away!
;)

[Beorn]

So, that's what Aragorn and Arwen have been doing together all the time!

[Wonko The Sane]

Oh my!!! :) I thought Arwen was an elf MAIDEN. ;)

[Valdarmyr]

Merry: "Elrond burped!"
Pippin: "That was like a Bunker-Buster, Merry! At least, it would be in 2003."

--or,

"Wha--?! He was supposed to wait and get the "Nine tattoo" after filming wrapped!"

--or,

"Who told you we were supposed to hold up this wall?"

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Valdarmyr

"Wha--?! He was supposed to wait and get the "Nine tattoo" after filming wrapped!"


Hah! :) Silly Tattooed actors!

[Aulë]

Merry: What on earth is Boromir doing?
Pippin: Ah, he's showing Arwen his 'horn'....

[moon cloud]

Merry and pipin are watching an edition of 'Gandalf Springer' on the punch-em-up channel

Pippin: Oh no, he did not just say that!
Merry: Gan-dalf Gan-dalf Gan-dalf!

[korhall]

pippin: whats that?
merry: that my friend looks like a pint from the size of it.

[Gandalf White]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
And another one! :) We just can't stay away!
;) Yes, I was hoping you wouldn't be angered by my use of the Musical thingy. It was just very funny. Perhaps we should change the rules to see how well each person can fit it into the given picture....;)

[Wonko The Sane]

Since everyone will post about it anyway it seems a good rule. ;)

Hehe.

I think yours WAS better though. :) More well thought out.

Mine is just...floppy. Like..*is too drunk to think of a forum appropriate analogy and runs away* :rolleyes:

[LadyDernhelm]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane

Mine is just...floppy. Like..*is too drunk to think of a forum appropriate analogy and runs away* :rolleyes:

Evil Wonks. ;)

Since I can't beat the TWO posts including references to Silmarillion: The Musical, I don't think I'll go up for this round...!!!

[Wolfshead]

It's probably about time I revealed the winner, so if anyone else has a caption, you have 7 or 8 hours to get it in before I judge :D

[legolas84]

Pippin: You know I really don't think it was a good idea to replace liv with her father.
Merry: But you have to admit...he is MUCH hotter.

[Wolfshead]

We have a winner! Drum roll, please. What, no drums? Never mind.

The winner is Aulë!
Merry: What on earth is Boromir doing?
Pippin: Ah, he's showing Arwen his 'horn'....
It was close, but this one made me laugh most - and it didn't have that musical :rolleyes:

Well, you're up, Aulë :D

[Aulë]

Yay! My first win.

OK, Now what is dear old Sméagol thinking right now.....

http://shadowofthering.neopages.net/modules/Magnish/Gallery_folder/The%20Return%20of%20the%20King/lotr203.jpg

[legolas84]

"Oh my God! I can see my reflection in that ring! I'm hideous! hideeeeeeeeeeeoussssssssssssssss!"

[Aerin]

Smeagol: Oooooooh, shiny....

[Saucy]

i know ur behind me i can see ur reflection in the ring!

[Gandalf White]

Ugh, no use for Silmarillion:Musical here. :(

"Hey, that last cheese ring is mine pal!"

[Wolfshead]

What do you mean you can't get the musical into that?

Smeagol (or Deagol, depends who's actually holding the ring :rolleyes: ): If you look closely enough, and squint your eyes, you can actually picture Legolas doing that thing with the melon!

[korhall]

both of them singing: " the night is young and you're so beautiful PRECCCIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSS, what can i do?"

[BlackCaptain]

Deagol - Hey Smeagol, I'll wrestle you for this shiny thing!
Smeagol - Oh fine... if you insist... *Bites Deagol's head off*

[Talierin]

Smeagol: Note the shine, the flawless texture. This is 100% Mordor Gold, it'll never tarnish nor scratch, we guarantee it! It can be yours for only 4 easy payments of $29.99!

Deagol: Oooooo....

[Sador]

"No wonder my sink has been blocked for so long"

[Aulë]

Originally posted by CraigSmith
Smeagol (or Deagol, depends who's actually holding the ring :rolleyes: )

Deagol is holding the Ring...

[Valdarmyr]

Eddie Van Halen and David Byrne join the cast of LOTR!

[BlackCaptain]

Hahahahahahahahahaha.... O jeez thats good

[Gandalf White]

Perhaps we should have Aule judge now.....

[Aulë]

Originally posted by Valdarmyr
Eddie Van Halen and David Byrne join the cast of LOTR!

Pure brilliance! :D
You're up Valdarmyr.

[Valdarmyr]

Thank you, Aulë! I should've also said something about Eddie Van Halen and his "axe." And I thoroughly enjoyed all the captions of our other friends!

Okay...let's see how much mileage we can get outta this unfortunate snapshot of Aragorn, son of Arathorn!

http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/tttspeciallarge/imagepages/image205.shtml

[Aulë]

Dear me....there's going to be some hilarious responces to this one...;)



"Ugh...I really shouldn't have challenged Gandalf to that drinking game last night...."


(There actually is a LOTR:TTT drinking game!: http://www.haelen.org/cleocalliope/WhetherOrNo/Miscellaneous/Drinking.html )

[Sador]

"Duuuuude, where's my horse?!?"

[Sador]

"Duuuude, I'm so hungry, where's the lembas?"

[Arvedui]

"Oh no, not another Arwen-dream!"

[Ol'gaffer]

"And sho I shaid to him, look buddy I'm awagorn king of sthe navaho so don mesh wih me ok? That shoued him!"

[Aulë]

Originally posted by Arvedui
"Oh no, not another Arwen-dream!"

hahahahahahahahaha! Good one! :D
*continues rolling on the floor*

[Valdarmyr]

Originally posted by Aulë
There actually is a LOTR:TTT drinking game!

Oh man, that is hilarious! I hadn't seen that before. That kills me! "Frodo's Untimely Euphoria" is right! Not to mention rewarding yourself when you see a "Tall Hobbit Moment (THM)...every instance of any hobbit being picked up and carried."

And now, back to the captions...

[moon cloud]

You're telling me that won the cutest baby award?

[Saucy]

and then he realized...that they weren't his pants and lady was not arwen.....

[Wolfshead]

"And this is what I look like without 3 hours in makeup"

[Talierin]

Legsie my good elf, never ever run into a bar... it hurts.... *falls over with a thud*

[legolas84]

hahaha good one talierin!

Aragorn: Unghhh. What the hell was I thinking?! I'm way to old for this!!!

[Sarah]

U know.... um.....Pippin was right about those.........um...........shrooms........*starts laughing giddishly* Hey Gandalf! This false nose of yours is pretty cool!*Laughs so hard he falls to the ground.*

[LadyDernhelm]

And of course, we can't forget Silmarillion: The Musical!!!

Aragorn: Legolas, don't EVEN start...

[Aerin]

Aragorn: Ahh... CHOOOOOOO!

[Valdarmyr]

Aragorn does his "Frodo fondling the Ring" impression, and the whole Fellowship giggles--except for Frodo, who's steamed.

The hobbits play a little joke on Aragorn and slip some Old Toby from "south of the border" into his pipe.

The man they call Strider and Longshanks gets a new nickname--"Mouth-Breather."


...Mine don't count in the contest, 'cause I'm judging...I just couldn't help myself! Feel free to post multiple captions, if you want, and I'll pick the winner either Thursday night or Friday morning. I sure laughed at the ones here already! If any of you remember Three Dog Night, Viggo kinda looks like Chuck Negron in that picture! :D

[Arvedui]

"When I finally get used to leading this Fellowship, Gandalf returns!"

"Uhmm...Eowyn has got some advantage over Arwen!"

"If the manuscript-writers come up with one more of those Gimli one-liners, I'll take them through the Paths of the Dead!"

"Oh no, not the Iraqi information minister again!"

[Aulë]

Information Minister: "What do you mean? There is no Dark Lord! You make me laugh! ha ha!"

:D

[Wonko The Sane]

Aragorn: Have you seen my contacts?

[GuardianRanger]

Aragorn: What in the name of Iluvatar am I sitting on?

[korhall]

can you get this dirt out of my eye legolas? no not with your tongue...

[Wonko The Sane]

*laughs* I'm just picturing Legolas putting his tongue in Aragorn's eye and I can't stop laughing!!! :D

[Gandalf_White]

Aragorn: whoah that pipeweed is sure strong stuff. I think I had a few too many puffs. *faints*

[Valdarmyr]

Okay, it's time to put this one "to bed," so to speak...with Aragorn so out of it.

You know, there really should be more than one winner, because you ALL made me laugh :D ...but I'm going to pick Sador!Originally posted by Sador "Duuuuude, where's my horse?!?" who also didOriginally posted by Sador "Duuuude, I'm so hungry, where's the lembas?"

Okay, Sador, take it away!

[Sador]

Can some one show me how to post a picture? I am completely computer challenged when it comes to stuff like that.

[Wonko The Sane]

Post it the same way you posted the pic you gave me for your avatar! :)

OR--Find a link to the picture you want to use copy the link by highlighting the address and pressing CTRL and C at the same time, and then come back to TTF, hit the "http://" button on the "post reply" screen and press CTRL and V at the same time.
:)

CTRL is at the bottom left and the bottom right of your keyboard. :)

OR you can save the picture to your computer by right clicking it and clicking "save image" and then come to TTF click the "browse" button next to "attach file" and then find the image where you saved it to your harddrive and hit submit. :) Easy peasey! ;)

[Sador]

But where do I find a picture? I know it sounds pathetic but all that stuff about htmls or whatever means nothing to me. I'm too old..

[Wonko The Sane]

www.warofthering.net

check out their gallery! :)

[Sador]

Hope this works!

[Wonko The Sane]

YAY!!! :)

Gollum to Sam: Pucker your lips and close your eyes, and Preciouss will give you a big surprise!

[Arvedui]

Gollum to Sam: "Just let me show you what Frodo did to me while you were sleeping."

"I'll show you what Sauron did to make me give away 'Shire' and Baggins."

[GuardianRanger]

Sam to Sméagol: Sméagol, we have to take this slow, it's my first time.


(Great picture Sador)

[LadyDernhelm]

*falls off chair laughing*

GOOD one, Guardian!!!

[Saucy]

hahahahahahahahaha!,good ones

Gollum:ahhhhhhhhh
sam ; thank u mr. frodo if u hadn't put that stick up his butt i might of died..
frodo;(not shown) no problem the question is how do we get it out!

[moon cloud]

Gollum: Gollum...needssss...kissss
Sam: You're going to have to spell it out, Gollum. I'm no good at all these subtle sexy signs you young folk use today.

[BlackCaptain]

Sam - Idunno... Rosie might get pretty mad. And I don't even want to THINK about what Frodo would do to me
Gollum - What silly hobistes don't know won't hurt them will it precious?

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by GuardianRanger
Sam to Sméagol: Sméagol, we have to take this slow, it's my first time.


(Great picture Sador)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by BlackCaptain
Sam - Idunno... Rosie might get pretty mad. And I don't even want to THINK about what Frodo would do to me
Gollum - What silly hobistes don't know won't hurt them will it precious?

THIS ONE MADE ME ROAR OUT LOAD WITH LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!
THIS ONE HAS TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!

[LadyDernhelm]

Gollum: C'mon...just a little one???

[Gandalf_White]

Gollum: Pleeessssse preciousss it will make usss happy and little fat hobitessss happy.
Sam: Well I'm not to sure. (looks around) well as long as Mr. Frodo isn't looking.

[Aerin]

Gollum's reaction to Sam's nasty, lemon-flavoured chipssss....

[Wolfshead]

Gollum: Come on little hobbit, just one rendition of "The Nude Silmarillion"? Please, my preciousss? I know you can do it, Smeagol was watching little hobbitses all down big river.

[LadyDernhelm]

ROFL...

The Musical resurfaces!!!

[Vixen Evenstar]

Sam:Yetch! And i thought some of the girls back home where bad!

[Sador]

Looks like some pretty stiff competition....
As today is my last chance to get on the forum until Thursday I suppose I should judge them soon...
Will let you know later today....

[kohaku]

Sam: No Gollum, I think last night was just a mistake.

[Sador]

OK after long and careful thought, I've decided to go with......
The Black Captain for his "What nasty little Hobbitses don't know won't hurt them" line.
Although a special mention must go to Aerin for being the only person here who doesn't have a dirty mind!:D

BTW If I had've been elligable to enter mine would have been:

"Nice Sam knows we likes fishes, but how about a little pork?"

As you can see Aerin is still the only clean minded poster here.

[Wonko The Sane]

HA! PORK!!!

THAT'S FOUL!

GO YOU!! :D

[BlackCaptain]

So do I win?! YAY! Aright here's my pic:

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/tttgollum/imagepages/image34.shtml

Another Gollum one!

My line, although ... illegible... would be:

Gollum - So it was you who ate the last tater wasn't it precious?!