Caption Contest

[Saucy]

"say cheese!'

or

'is there something in my teeth?"

[LadyDernhelm]

Gollum: What did you just say? You mean you don't know how to do Silmarillion: the Musical???

May I do another?

[Aerin]

Don't ask any of my friends if I have a clean mind.. they'll lie. ;) hehehe

On prom night, Gollum was absolutely horrified to find a monster zit growing on his nose.

[moon cloud]

Gollum: So whaddaya think about the new pimp caps on my teeth?

[Wonko The Sane]

Gollum: NOO EVIL SAM!!! Sssexy Frodo Hobbitss is MINE!!!!

[Sarah]

Frodo to Gollum: So you've been having headaches huh? Must be your eyes. Now put your chin up here while I lower this infront of your eyes. Now, better or worse?

If anyone has been to the eye doctor they'll know what I mean.

[legolas84]

Gollum: What do you mean we're ugly? WE'RE BEAUTIFUL!

[Gandalf_White]

GOLLUM: Nasssssty hobbitsesss ve vants to bite them preciousssss!

[Ol'gaffer]

gandal_white, was that a dirty joke?

Anyway, heres mine:

gollum: It's Gollum! Not YODA!

[korhall]

now open your mouth and get ready, i need to fix that cavity. if you brushed better you could have a smile like mine...

[Wolfshead]

Gollum: And this, Frodo my lad, is what you get when you don't brush twice daily!

[Gandalf_White]

Originally posted by Ol'gaffer
gandal_white, was that a dirty joke?

No I didn't mean it to be dirty at all. (I'm serious) It's kind of supposed to be like you know how vampires talk. Example: I VANT TO VITE YOU. I WANT TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD. etc. (hope this clears it up)

[Ol'gaffer]

Ok, check, cleared, understood, affirmitive.

And did I mention got it?

[korhall]

but do you understand gaffer, that is the question

[Ol'gaffer]

You mean? That do I get what the message actually says???

[korhall]

strike one my friend, i was being sarcastic. never mind, i'm kind of out of it right now

[Ol'gaffer]

You really seem to be out of it, since I also was being sarcastic at your sarcastic comment. And thus we are going in circles....;)

[korhall]

i getting dizzy

[Ol'gaffer]

Let me off this ride!! It's too much to handle,

we musts gets offs this ridessssssssss...

[korhall]

whats wrong gaffer don't you like the hobbit-go-round?

[Sarah]

do we have a winner yet?

[BlackCaptain]

While Ol'Gaffer's was the wittiest, I think Aeriens was the funniest. Congrats!

[Aerin]

Just to clarify... does that mean Ol'Gaffer or I win?

[BlackCaptain]

Ah sorry...you

haha

[Aerin]

Whee! Ok, here's the next picture.

Alright... it doesn't want to attach the saved picture, so I'll just have to link it. (http://www.numenoreen.com/Images/Grima-2tours.jpg)

[Talierin]

Announcer: And here we have a lovely number by Eorund of Rohan, modelled by Grima of Meduseld. It's a splendid fur-edged black overcoat with quilted sleeves worn over a floor length belted black tunic. Absolutly a must if you're a traitorous counselor to a king!

[Beorn]

"Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the bond in holy matrimony of...well...myself....and Eowyn....hey! You in the front row! Eomer, stop fidgeting and wait for the line where I say you can object and I imprison you'..."

[Arvedui]

"Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome! To Cabaret, the Nude Silmarillion Cabaret, starring Legolas and Aragorn in supporting acts, with Saruman playing Eru, and Eowyn playing Lúthien. My humble self will reluctantly take the role as Beren. Enjoy!"

[Ol'gaffer]

"And next on the item list is this exquisit Palantir tool which apparently allows the possessor to make long distance phone calls nearly anywhere in the world. It was owned by a crazy old wizard who used it only on sundays to make calls for his egomanical ruler who had an obsession to take over the world.
We'll start the bidding at 3 halflings. Ahh, you there. eating the paste, was that an offer?"

[Wonko The Sane]

Grima, to Eowyn: So um...I guess I'll take that as a no to my dinner invitation. That's cool I was you know...planning on washing my hair anyway...

*painfully tries to look play it cool*

[LadyDernhelm]

*falls off chair laughing at every single entry thus far*

I don't think I can compete with any of those. ;)

[korhall]

staring at legolas and saying in a very gay voice:" and you are...?"

[GuardianRanger]

you guys are killing me!:D :D :D

I'm not even going to bother, this time.
I feel sorry for Aerin, this is tough.

[moon cloud]

*clapping hands together in the style of a tour guide*
That concludes our tour of the bedroom, Eowyn! Any questions? Any? Are you sure? Eowyn? Where are you going? Wait!

[Sarah]

"Frodo, *funky breathing* I am your father. *funky breathing*"

[Shadowfax]

"Now tell me the truth: does this robe make me look fat?"

[BlackCaptain]

"What's that you say? You painted these walls with Black42? And my robe is only Black28? Ahh snickerdoodles... I'll go see if Eowyn can make me another one... And while she's at it......;) "

[Gandalf_White]

Are you looking at me?
or
(looks in the mirror) Gee I didn't think I looked that good.

[Aerin]

I'll give two more days, so if you want to post, do so! I'll judge on Saturday.

[spirit]

Tomorrow? You are in a tough one mate!

[Aerin]

Well, it was a tough competition! There were some very funny entries, but I believe the cake goes to.... Talierin! :D

[LadyDernhelm]

Great choice, Aerin, my personal favorite. ;)

Congrats, Tal!

EDIT: And have I mentioned how much I ADORE your avatar?

[Talierin]

YAAAAAY! I WON FINALLY! :D I'll pick a picture tonight...

who's avatar, LadyD?

[LadyDernhelm]

YOU'RE avatar, Tal. And your signature, for that matter. I love those books. ;-)

[Talierin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrlegolas/imagepages/image100.shtml

And here's our gem of a pic! Have fun!



YAY! Someone on here (besides aerin and rhiannon) has read them! They're like my favorite series after Lotr!

[Aerin]

"And this, ladies and gentlemen, is made out of 100% authentic Lothlorien wood! That's right, a genuine Golden Wood bow! And, if you call within the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in the quiver with 4 arrows, hand-selected by the Lady Galadriel herself, for free!"

[Sador]

"Hmmmm... made in Bangladesh? I knew she was cheap!"

[Ol'gaffer]

"Let's see, the bow of lothlorien: Keep out of damp places, clean regulary to keep rust off, not in the hands of children or elves under 200. Not to be pointed at anyone besides orcs."

[Wolfshead]

"Hmm, I wonder if they'd notice if I just slipped it over my back and walked off with it?"

[moon cloud]

Damn light bulb bows. Hows an elf meant to creep under the cover of darkness with that catching the light on your beautiful hair?

[Aragorn21]

"Has this been used!? I see scratches!!!"

[Sarah]

hey Galadrial, that was a good idea to install the mirror onto the bow, thanks. Now I can look at gorgeous me any time I want. Aragorn's gonna be so jealous.

[LadyDernhelm]

Originally posted by Sador
"Hmmmm... made in Bangladesh? I knew she was cheap!"

HA! THAT'S AWFUL!

[BlackCaptain]

I could think of a hilarious dirty joke, but I wont post it...

Aragorn - Legolas you've been playing goo goo gaa gaa with that bow for 3 fricken hours straight now! It's time to go to get your blonde posing ass out of Rivendell and on to the drama!

[VioletFalcon129]

Legolas( noticing this for the first time, it's the third book/movie!)- hey look, it's got little silver things on it!

if i win, don't make me post the next picture or judge it, i'm not on enought . please thank you. ( i doubt i'll win though!)

[LadyDernhelm]

"C'mon, little ant, get off of there...."

[Ledreanne313]

'That dirt is just not coming off!'

Anne

[spirit]

Legolas: So how much for thisbow?
Seller: 10,000 gold coins. It real wood to
Legolas: What, its been used, look there is a scratch here
Seller: What? I don see no scratch
Legolas: *makes a scratch with his nail* look here
Seller: Thats it little princess! you owe me 10,000 gold coins!
Legolas: What? :eek: *and runs away like the little princesee that he is*
Seller: cheap scale people these day...and a prince...God what is this world turning into?

[korhall]

legolas reading: "who ever uses this bow is an orc lover..." yells: "damn it aragorn, stop screwing with my stuff"

[LadyDernhelm]

Legolas, reading - "Keep out of reach of children."

Aragorn - "Put it down, then, idiot!"

[Gandalf_White]

Legolas: (reading) caution, handle with care, not meant for use by girls
Aragorn: (reading over his shoulder) In that case I guess you can't use it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OR
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Legolas: (reads out loud) Made in China!!!!

[Ledreanne313]

Originally posted by korhall
legolas reading: "who ever uses this bow is an orc lover..." yells: "darn it aragorn, stop screwing with my stuff"

That's a really good one, (if I could vote) I vote for you!

Another:
Legolas in a child voice: Shinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! *Held the 'y' sound for a very lond time)

[Arvedui]

"I'm getting this déja-vu feeling about the musical when I'm holding this..."

[Wolfshead]

Originally posted by korhall
legolas reading: "who ever uses this bow is an orc lover..." yells: "damn it aragorn, stop screwing with my stuff" I'm not judging this, but as Ledreanne313 says, it should win :D Funniest one I've seen for a while!

[spirit]

i agree with you CraigSmith!:D

[Gandalf White]

Yup, no one's going to beat that. Where's the judge? On to the next pic!!

[Talierin]

And the winner is.... *drumroll* Korhall! :D

[LadyDernhelm]

I looooove your avatar, Tal. I'm sitting her drooling over its excellency.

Congrats, Korhall! Your post was classic. ;)

[legolas84]

too late for this one, but that pic's always been one of my favorite to put captions to...
Legolas: (reading) 'Hands go here'...oooooooooooooh.

(korhall's is much better :p )

[spirit]

come on post already! Where is he?

[Gandalf White]

Perhaps someone should PM Talierin.....

[Wolfshead]

Originally posted by spirit
i agree with you CraigSmith!:D Often I wonder if anyone ever reads signatures...

[Sarah]

I move that if he doesn't show up soon, we post another pic.

[spirit]

i agree?
Shal i post another picture?
i have a good one!!

[Ledreanne313]

If you ever need pictures, I have a folder of 305 LOTR ones. Just wanted you to know, just in case.

Anne

[LadyDernhelm]

OoOoOoh, I made your favorite persons list, Anne! ;) Yay me!

[Talierin]

Hmm, well, I'll just choose a second place winner, and they can post the next one.... let's see... LadyD *giggles*

[LadyDernhelm]

*Is shocked and amazed and pleased*

Thank you, Tal! ;) I'll run off and find another picture to stick up there.

And this time I'll judge, I promise ;)

[LadyDernhelm]

Okay, here's our next picture:

What does Aragorn See? (http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotraragorn/images/fotr_059.jpg)

[Ledreanne313]

*That's a funny picture, Emma*

'OMG, That is one BIG bug!'

---------------------------------OR------------------------------------

(Thinking)'A camera is in my face, maybe if I don't move...it'll go away...'

Anne

[Sador]

"Well... hey those emails were right! Thicker AND longer!"

[Ol'gaffer]

"I didn't know that orcs can do *that*!"

[spirit]

Gimli! Legolas! that are you two doing???!!!!!!!

[Talierin]

Spiders... why did it have to be spiders?

[LadyDernhelm]

HA! These are great! This is going to be SO hard.

[spirit]

Lol! well good luck, i know im not gonna win! :(

[LadyDernhelm]

I'll judge tonight so if anyone else has a caption, send it in!

[moon cloud]

Don't you just hate it when the hobbits hump your leg?

[Gandalf_White]

Arwen! I just knew you had been cheating on me!:D

[VioletFalcon129]

" That is the scariest snake i ever saw! Kill it! oh my gosh! kill it, kill it now!"

or
" That is the strangest way to ride a horse i have EVER seen. Looks like-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. never mind"

[BlackCaptain]

"Woah! Umm... Merry!... Pippin!... You, should... umm... probably get a room. I have a certain level of chastity to uphold when going out with a super-high-elven-king's daughter ya know?"

[LadyDernhelm]

HA!

I'll judge in three or four hours....so if you have any more, send them in pronto!

[Elendil3119]

"My goodness, is everyone in this movie gay but me?"

[Aerin]

Aragorn: Boromir, put your horn away....

[LadyDernhelm]

Okay, this was agonizingly hard. But after much, much deliberation, I've decided this wins by a thread:

Originally posted by Ol'gaffer
"I didn't know that orcs can do *that*!"

Congrats, Ol'gaffer! (There were several runners-up though. I had a lot of good laughs out of this one.)

[Ledreanne313]

:(The perverted ones always wins...
NO, I'm kiding! Those ones were good!

Anne

[Ol'gaffer]

Wow! I actually won! I'm honored!

I just want to thank my manager, my parents, my agent, and the academy for this award.


.....I'll just post a picture now.


Horridface (http://ringwench.bravepages.com/gandalfno1.jpg)

[Lantarion]

*drool* "Donuts.."
:D

[korhall]

frodo: merry, please tell me thats your walking stick...

[spirit]

Whose hand is it down there? it that you sam?

[LadyDernhelm]

"No wonder you never took off your helmet..."

[Ledreanne313]

'What is that?¿?

Anne

[moon cloud]

Frodo: Dr. Brandybuck, I know biology lessons are all well and good but this is rediculous

[Gandalf White]

*Frodo begins to realize that eating a bean burrito for lunch probably wasn't the best idea*


Merry: "OMG Frodo! Let me get in front of you!"

[Gandalf_White]

*Frodo begins to realize that eating a bean burrito for lunch probably

Merry: "OMG Frodo! Let me get in front of you!"


HA HA HA!:D :D :D Good one!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Merry: Is that YOU Pippin?!?!?:p

[Arvedui]

And suddenly Frodo and Merry understood what the 'Horn of Gondor' really meant.

[Ol'gaffer]

Just wanted to let people know that I'll be gone for the weekend so the judging will take place monday.

These have been really funny and it'll be a tough choice.

[Gandalf White]

If I win I can't post, I'll be on vacation the whole week

You can still pick me to win ;) just pick someone else to post a pic. :)

[korhall]

just thought of this, it doesn't count though

merry: and now mr frodo are you ready for your prostate exam?

[Ol'gaffer]

And the winner is.........ARVEDUI!!

Congratulations!

And suddenly Frodo and Merry understood what the 'Horn of Gondor' really meant.

Hilarious!!

I have to mention a few others also,

for the most shocking (in a good way)

Korhall!

merry: and now mr frodo are you ready for your prostate exam?

And Lantarion for the cute one that made me giggle.

*drool* "Donuts.."

But now, Arvedui! You're up!

[Arvedui]

Okay then.

Have a look at this one:
http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/tttspeciallarge/imagepages/image137.shtml

Much could probably be said about the eyes of Aragorn, but what I want is:

What is that Elf on the right thinking?

[Sterotyped Elf]

"Did that ork just give me the finger ?"

[LadyDernhelm]

"I came all the way from Lorien for this?"

[Elendil3119]

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that case of lembas!"

[Sarah]

Elf standing to Aragorn's right: Um, Aragorn??? That's not your sword.....

[Lantarion]

"****, what's my line..?"

[Ledreanne313]

'Tired...sleepy...eyes...closing...zZzZzZzZ...'

[Sador]

Well I spose it's a step up from my last job; fluffing for that Silmarillion musical.

[Ol'gaffer]

Elf: I have a peculiar feeling that I'm not supposed to be here."

[spirit]

Gimly, where is he? he said he would keep me company!

[Beleg]

*Sidekicks are yummier*

[moon cloud]

*snotty accent* "one thinks one has stepped in something squishy"

[Gandalf_White]

Elf: humph and HE gets all the credit.

[Ledreanne313]

'Why am I here?'

[Peacemaker]

*tough man voice* what are YOU lookin' at? yeah, YOU! What's the matter, never seen a pretty Elf before?

[Ledreanne313]

By VioletFalcon: (she couldn't get on...so shge told me to post this):

I...need...coffee!!!!!!!!!!

Anne

[BlackCaptain]

Aragorn - HMPH!... *in high voice* That arrow sure was sure-aimed!....*falls over*

[Peacemaker]

Originally posted by Ledreanne313
By VioletFalcon: (she couldn't get on...so shge told me to post this):

I...need...coffee!!!!!!!!!!

Anne

ROFL!!!!!!!!!:D

[Arvedui]

And the winner is:
(*trumpets blowing, drums rolling*)

"I came all the way from Lorien for this?"

Its LadyDernhelm

Now, you are next.

[spirit]

Well done L/D
i thought that was a v. funny one

[Peacemaker]

aw man I just came up w/ a better caption! oh well I post it anyway........

*looks at Orcs* psh! you're just a bunch of Orcs! what can YOU do? *arrow flies up and skewers him* OOF! well.......never mind.........*falls over dead*

[LadyDernhelm]

*Is shocked*

Wow, I've been on a roll the last two weeks. I'll run off and find a picture now...

[LadyDernhelm]

Okay, here's our next photo:

Startled Galadriel (http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgaladriel/images/PDVD_1180.jpg)

[Elendil3119]

"PIPPIN! What are you doing in my Mirror?!?!"

[Ledreanne313]

Thinking: 'Maybe Frodo and Sam won't notice that my dress fell apart...'

[LadyDernhelm]

HA HA HA! and HA HA HA!

I can ALREADY see how hard this one will be. Heads up: I'll probably be judging Friday night (I can't tomorrow night, the orchestra in which I'm an assistant is having its last concert).

[BlackCaptain]

"Legolas?!:eek: Umm... I didnt know your.... hair.... was so long... Would you mind if I bathed with you and your.... *gulp* hair??"

[Aerin]

Galadriel: My gawd, my butt really does look that big!

[Anamatar IV]

Galadriel: "Beam me up, Scotty!"

[Peacemaker]

Galadriel: *gasp* Gimli! you're a STRIPPER?!?!?!

[Ledreanne313]

Galadriel to Fellowship (not including Gandalf): Hey guys, look how good my inpression of Gandalf is!

****************:) :) :) :) :)****************

*If you don't get it...I'm talking about when gandalf tells how he survives in TTT and they show him lieing there with a face like Galadriels...*

Anne

[Peacemaker]

call me stupid, but I don't remember that....

[GuardianRanger]

...sorry, I couldn't resist.

Galadriel: "My, your hands are cold!"

[Gandalf_White]

Frodo: If you ask it of me I will give you the one Ring.
Galadriel: Ah ha! My precioussss.

[Ol'gaffer]

And in a horrifying way, Galadriel finally learned that the common belief about men with big feet wasn't true.

[Arvedui]

Celeborn! That is Legolas! I'm over here!!!

[LadyDernhelm]

*Shaking with laughter*

That's AWFUL, Arvedui!

[Peacemaker]

Originally posted by Arvedui
Celeborn! That is Legolas! I'm over here!!!

:eek:

[Elendil3119]

Originally posted by Arvedui
Celeborn! That is Legolas! I'm over here!!!
Arvedui! That's...HORRIBLE!:eek: :eek:

[Beleg]

*Celeborn...Celeborn...he'll be the third today!*

[Ledreanne313]

Peacemaker: In TTT when Gandalf the White talks about how he was saved with the Eagles... Now do you know?

[Wonko The Sane]

Galadriel: Whoa whoa Legolas!!! Don't use your teeth!!!

[LadyDernhelm]

Poll:

Should I judge tonight or tomorrow night?

I'm so torn at the moment, there are at least three that I can't decide between. And it does seem like more keep coming, so should I give it the extra day...?

[Wonko The Sane]

One more day. :)

[LadyDernhelm]

Will do! I'll judge sometime tomorrow afternoon.

[Peacemaker]

Originally posted by Ledreanne313
Peacemaker: In TTT when Gandalf the White talks about how he was saved with the Eagles... Now do you know?

yah I went and saw it again today my memory is refreshed.......now I know :)

[Peacemaker]

Originally posted by LadyDernhelm
Will do! I'll judge sometime tomorrow afternoon.

time to judge! :)

[LadyDernhelm]

So mean, so mean, now I have to go find one that will win. *sigh* Too hard I tell you.

[LadyDernhelm]

And the winner is....

Gandalf_White!!!! There were tons of runners-up, though, just so you know. It was a very hard and painful decision. And the prize for Most Shocking: it goes to Arvedui!!! *gulp*


Originally posted by Gandalf_White
Frodo: If you ask it of me I will give you the one Ring.
Galadriel: Ah ha! My precioussss.

[Peacemaker]

Originally posted by LadyDernhelm
So mean, so mean, now I have to go find one that will win. *sigh* Too hard I tell you.

yeah i know I'm awful but I wanna go watch me some Star Trek soon and I didn't wanna get of til I saw who won :D congrats Gandalf_white!

[Gandalf_White]

Yeah go me. I finally won! *goes to have a party*
Ok got to find a pic. *runs quick to find one*

okay here we go:

What the? (http://www.eonline.com/Features/Specials/Lordrings/Gallery/010801h.html)

Pick any of them to say the caption.

My caption is:
Pippin: Gimli did you just?!?!?:D :D

Good Luck!

[Peacemaker]

Pippin: woah.....
Merry: you're right Gimli, that DOES make your butt look fat!
Gimli: *sigh* I was afraid of that.......

[Talierin]

Merry: Holy cow that's a huge spider on Gimli... should we tell him?
Pippin: Heck no... you know what happened the last time we told!

[Wolfshead]

Pippin: What does that say?
Merry: I think it says, "Kiss me quick!"
Pippin: Urgh!

[Aerin]

Pippin: I wonder who put the "Kick me" sign on Gimli's back...
Merry: I bet it was Legolas.

[Wonko The Sane]

These are in their head thoughts:

Gimli: When she stands like that I can look into Galadriel's Mirror and right up her skirt!!!

Merry: She's not wearing any knickers!!!

[Sarah]

Merry: Look at that!

Gimli: Wow, it's almost as beautiful as the mithril!

Pippin: Gimli...Your helmet...it's so big...

[Bergile]

Merry:For the love of god put some trousers on, Gimli.

[moon cloud]

gimli: *oblivious to all*
merry: Psst...pippin..my hand's stuck
pippin: remember, a quick sliding motion is the trick...just make sure he doesn't feel it. You remember what happend last time he caught you, don't you?
Merry *shudders* the pact, pippin, remember the pact: We never speak of that again

[BlackCaptain]

Haha... I can only imagine what happened the last time:rolleyes:

[Peacemaker]

:eek:

[Ol'gaffer]

Merry: Gimliii, pippins poking me!!
Pippin: You're on my side!!
Gimli: You two! Don't make me come back there!!

[VioletFalcon129]

Pippin: what is he doing merry?
merry: he just had way to much coffee. and then he saw a bug. an then well,..................................... he going to attak the bug.
Pippin: why? it's not bothering him.
Merry: shut up stupid, or he'll attack us too!!!

or................................................ .................................................. .
Gimli: what is that on the ground?
Pippin: is it from a horse?
Merry: is it from an eliphant? ( he doesn't meant oliphaunt)
Aragorn(out of the picture): will you leave the oliphaunt dung ALONE for once? just once? really. it's annoying
Pippin: he ruined it
merry: it almost lasted a minet
Gimli: the "I-don't-know-what-the-oliphaut-****-is" game is never fun when he is around

[Arvedui]

Pippin: I told you that we shouldn't tell Galadriel.

Merry: Who would have thought she would do THAT to him.

Gimli: I'm in love with a Queen of Elves!!!!



(So I'm shocking eh? Well, it's YOUR imagination.....;) )

[Lantarion]

Merry: Oh my goodness.. Pippin, is that what I think it is..?
Pippin: *Gasp* A PONYTAIL! EEEEW!

[Ledreanne313]

Originally posted by Ol'gaffer
Merry: Gimliii, pippins poking me!!
Pippin: You're on my side!!
Gimli: You two! Don't make me come back there!!

That was great!

[LadyDernhelm]

Who would have thought that Elves did that?



Meant for no one in particular, kind of a general caption to the picture. I leave it up to your imaginations, my friends.

[Peacemaker]

you ppl oughtn't leave things up to my imigination, my imigination can be a scary scary thing.........

[BlackCaptain]

If you used better spelling I think I might have found that amusing...;) :p :D

[VioletFalcon129]

here is another set of captions. i can't help myself!!!

Gimli: we're sorry. we didn't know the middle of this open field was for,er, private activiteis. we shall be going now

or................................................ ..................................................
Pippin:Merry?
Merry: what?!
Pippin: you said the word! you said the word! the w-h-a-t word. ha ha.
Merry: grrrr. Gimli?
Gimli: what?
Merry: ha ha you said the word
Pippin: someone is coming stare at something like it's really wired and they will ask w-h-a-t we are looking at.

or................................................ .................................................. .
Merry: look at that
Pippin: i AM looking at it stupid
Merry: oh
Gimli: how old are you guys again? because i really don't think you
ought to look at that
Pippin: i didn't think that Aragorn-
Gimli(cutting off Pippin): i think we are going to leave now. do you hear me? it is time to leave move it

[Peacemaker]

Originally posted by BlackCaptain
If you used better spelling I think I might have found that amusing...;) :p :D

see my messed up imigination finds new spellings of words for me........;)

[Gandalf_White]

oh my gosh this is gonna be sooo hard. You guys are great!:D I'll judge tomorrow afternoon around this same time. (approx. 1:00-1:30 central time) this is your last chance.

[EllethBronwe]

Pippin: Whoa, do you see that?
Merry: Of course I see it. Look at the size!
Gimli: What? What is it?
Merry: Oh nothing. *under breath: Moley Moley*
Gimli: Huh? Just get it off!
Pippin: I think that's gonna take some highly skilled professionals.

[Gandalf_White]

Wow you guys are so good. It was hard to judge. But the winner is Ol'gaffer! Congrats!

Originally posted by Ol'gaffer
Merry: Gimliii, pippins poking me!!
Pippin: You're on my side!!
Gimli: You two! Don't make me come back there!!


And for the most messed up/weird one. I think we should give Wonko a round of applause.

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
These are in their head thoughts:

Gimli: When she stands like that I can look into Galadriel's Mirror and right up her skirt!!!

Merry: She's not wearing any knickers!!!

[VioletFalcon129]

Can we have a new picture now? Anne has some good ones. I would't mind if there where 2 pictures. Would anyone NOT want there to be two pictures? It would be FUN. But i guess i'm not incharge here so....... oh well. I need to write a caption thingie. RIGHT NOW!!! ok. i'll shut up.

Raen

[EllethBronwe]

We are in need of a new picture.

[Sarah]

OOOH OOOH OOOH! can I do it??? I've never ever done one before, and I try so hard each time.:(

[Ledreanne313]

If Sarah does not, I will. I have pictures already that could be used. Yet since you badly want to...I guess you can for it does not matter to myself.

Anne

[Sarah]

Yay! I get to go!

k...

[BlackCaptain]

Frodo being taken by the men from Henneth Annûn to Osgiliath in the movies;)

[Arvedui]

Frodo: "Did thay guy blink at me?"

[moon cloud]

Frodo: Hey! Wait! I was only joking about the naked jacuzi party!

[Talierin]

Little green walking frodo runs into the big bad orcs...

[Wolfshead]

Frodo: But I'm only little!
Gondorian: That's exactly why we want you...

[Aerin]

Frodo: Alright, who touched my bum?

[Ledreanne313]

Originally posted by CraigSmith
Frodo: But I'm only little!
Gondorian: That's exactly why we want you...

That's a good one!

Gondorian: After that we'll stuff him in a barrel and roll him down the waterfall. Then we'll...

[Peacemaker]

Gondorian: now now, no watching women streak, you got that little mister?
Frodo: but....but!

[BlackCaptain]

Whoops! I thought this was guess the pic!:o

[Sador]

Frodo: What is it with you guys and leather?

[EllethBronwe]

Frodo: No, no, please! I didn't mean to flush the ring down the toilet...

[GuardianRanger]

Frodo: If I can just reach the Bat Utility Belt....

[VioletFalcon129]

Frodo: but it wasn't my fault! Really! honestly! i wasn't even NEAR the scene of the crime. And i couldn't reach it! what was it you are arresting me for again?

Raen

[Sarah]

get your last posts in. I'll be judging tomorrow

[Sarah]

It was a toughie, but I have dubbed CraigSmith the winner. Congrats! (I know it's not tomorrow, but no one else has posted.)

Originally posted by CraigSmith
Frodo: But I'm only little!
Gondorian: That's exactly why we want you...

[EllethBronwe]

I've found a really good picture if you want to use it.

[Gandalf_White]

Frodo: Hey um which one of you guys just farted?

[BlackCaptain]

Hahahahaahahahaha...... That's great. Nothing worse than Gondorian gastric juice...

WHO SAID THAT?!?!?!
:D *looks around shoulders*

[VioletFalcon129]

I think we should have a new picture now. That would be good. very good

[Sarah]

we have to wait for craigsmith

[Wolfshead]

Cor, blimey, I won again! That's twice now :D Well, here we go with a nice picture of Frodo from the merry Bakshi cartoon. The guy with the beard is Gandalf and they're in Rivendell. A pleasant change from the usual New Line ones :)

[Ol'gaffer]

Frodo: Not today Gandalf, my head hurts.

Gandalf: Hrmph...

[spirit]

sorry! have not been on lately! lol! i have deleted that post!

[legoman]

Frodo: Gandalf? is it usual for a wizard to ballance a banana under his nose?

[VioletFalcon129]

Frodo: but i thought we waited until the 2nd movie for you to get white hair!

Raen

[spirit]

i had a good one last night but i forgot it now! :(

[Gandalf_White]

Gandalf: (in a deep voice) How could you have put on the ring and let those wraiths get you?!?!? YOU FOOL!!!!!!
Frodo: (queaks) I'm sorry. Please don't turn me into anything Unnatural.


I know this probably sounds really stupid.

[Ledreanne313]

Gandalf: 'Little Bunny Fufu hoppin' in the forest, scoopin' up the meecy mice and boppin' on the head! Down came the fairy godmother and said...'

*I love little bunny Fufu:)*

Anne

[Aerin]

Gandalf: Now, Mr. Baggins, please begin where we left off last week, with your cousin abandoning you to go "see the Elves"...

Frodo: Bilbo ran off, just like that! All that nonsense about the Elves. I just don't understand him. All he left me was some silly gold ring...

[Sarah]

we need a winner...

[Peacemaker]

Frodo: *snort* *opens eyes* *groans* not you Gandalf! I was hoping to wake up to hot Elven babes in bikinis...
Gandalf: FRODO! :eek:

:p I had something nastier in mind, but...I had no desire to be banned :p ;) :eek:

[Wolfshead]

And the winner is... *drum roll*... VioletFalcon129 for this entry

"Frodo: but i thought we waited until the 2nd movie for you to get white hair!"

[VioletFalcon129]

YAY! i won!!!!!!!! anyways, here is the picture. what is sam looking at/thinking about

[Ledreanne313]

Thinking: 'Wow...that is a huge big demon coming my way. Oh look...his foot is now going to smash me to pieces...so I'm just going to stand here and stare at it...'

[Wolfshead]

"Woah! I'm in awe, I worship Legolas and his Nude Silmarillion"

[Talierin]

Wow, Legolas is just sooo cute standing there with his hair all blowing back in the wind... I wonder why I never noticed how cute he really is before...

[moon cloud]

Sam: is it me, or does saruman look really hot when he's doing the whole evil thing?

[Aerin]

Sam: Damn, why did Legolas have to put the cookie jar so far up?!

[Gandalf_White]

Sam looks up at tower of Barad dur.
"Oooo pretty!" (little girl voice)

[Gandalf_White]

Is VioletFalcon129 going to judge soon. I think we need a winner.

[Ledreanne313]

I'll PM here or email her. I guess she forgot.

Anne

[VioletFalcon129]

Oops! I didn't know Gandalf_white poted twice! sorry.
Ok and the winner is ...........................

Aerin for "Sam: Damn, why did Legolas have to put the cookie jar so far up?!"

that is so funny! poor same can't reach the cookies! lol
i hope i got that joke. oh well. it's still funny.

[Aerin]

Woot, I win! :D I'll look around for a good picture to post tonight.

[Aerin]

*grins* Here (http://www.numenoreen.com/Images/LegolaslembaFOTRSE.jpg)'s a good picture to use!

[Ledreanne313]

'Awwwwww...look at the cute little ant. Who's a cute wittle ant? You are, you are!' In a high 'cute baby' kind of talk.

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'This tiny little mirror that I installed into my lembas bread makes my nose look big!!! OH MY GOSH!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!?!'

Anne

[Talierin]

Feminine hygene products, eh Gimli? Oh the things you learn on long trips...

[Aerin]

*just wants to know if it was the beard.....*

[Sador]

It might be filling, but it's worse than useless as toilet paper.

[BlackCaptain]

Legolas - Hey handsome! I know this isn't a mirror, and I know I've sunk down to talking to enchanted bread, but hey! When you're as good lookin as me you can do anything!

[spirit]

hey-hey! :D i am spotless today! hope my arse is too!

[Sarah]

AH!!! A zit!!!! Now Aragorn will be prettier than me:( *He goes off to weep in a corner, and you still hear*: Even Gimli is prettier than me:(

[Wolfshead]

Advertiser: Legolas eats Elven Bread Today prawn crackers

[GuardianRanger]

<voice-over>
This trip brought to you by LEMBAS
LEMBAS, for when you're realy hungry.

<Legolas>
Great, now can I please get in the boat?

[Ol'gaffer]

Legolas: My secret to a zitless face? These lembas breads!

[VioletFalcon129]

Legolas: Lembas, the amazing cure-all beauty secret! wonderfully delicous and fills the stomach of a grown man with one small bite. It can work magic for you........( he just keeps going on and on and on)
Pipin:Merry, what is he doing?
Merry: i think he's trying to do a lembs comercial
Aragorn: Legolas! stop talking to the bread!
Legolas: is it MY fault the stupid audition people were near sighted and didn't notice how pretty i was and didn't put me in the comercial? NO! That's why i came to this stupid quest thing! to get my mind off it!*he walks over to the other side of the big tree and sulks*

[Gandalf_White]

Legolas: *woozy* Dude, I didn't realize this lembas stuff made you high! *faints*

[Talierin]

Aragorn: Dude, you aren't SUPPOSED to eat the leaves!

Legolas: heheh... oh.....

[spirit]

:D :D :D :D :D
when is the judging taking place?

[Arvedui]

Legolas: I can't wait 'till Gimli discovers the rocks I've put in his Lembas....

[Ledreanne313]

Pippen whispers to Merry: 'Should we tell him that the Lembas won't answer?' *With his awesome accent!!*

Anne

[BlackCaptain]

Isn't it time for juding???