Caption Contest

[Aerin]

The judging (;)) will take place tomorrow.

[BlackCaptain]

Yay! Aerin was the 1000th post for this thread! *claps hands*

[spirit]

this should be exciting!

[Gandalf_White]

This really isn't going anywhere. If Aerin doesn't come back by tomorrow night I think some else should "take over."

[Aerin]

Sorry I've taken so long - I've been super busy!

Anyway, this one was a close call. Honourable mentions have to go to: Ledreanne313, Talierin, and Sador.

The grand prize goes to... *drum roll*... Arvedui!
Legolas: I can't wait 'till Gimli discovers the rocks I've put in his Lembas....

:D

[Arvedui]

Okay, let's get started. What goes on here:
http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fotr/people/galadriel/temps/image7.shtml

Good luck!

[spirit]

Just look at it. Soo soft, soo squishy, so hot! i just want to pinch it.

[Gandalf_White]

Frodo: Why the hell does she keep staring at me. I feel like she can see right through my clothes. Oh No! :p

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ok that was dumb but it's the best I could think of right now.:rolleyes:

[Talierin]

Galadriel thinking to herself: Oh yesssss... my precious... take the bottle...... *galadriel* drink out of the bottle, precious.......... die from the bottle, nasssssssty hobbit *galadriel*...... then precious can be mine, yessssss....

[Aerin]

Galadriel, thinking to herself: Must stop snorting from the phial... now I'm hallucinating about short, hairy men...

[VioletFalcon129]

Frodo: what's the bottle of shiney stuff ya got there? it looks pretty. ur um i mean........ nice

[Ledreanne313]

Frodo saying to Galadriel: 'What? I couldn't find the bathroom!!'

Anne

[BlackCaptain]

Galadriel: I'm gonna need a urine sample... Just put it in here...*raises phail*
Frodo: *Thinking to self*I'll just go use that magic mirror thingy!
Galadriel: I heard that!

[Sador]

Galadriel: "So this is your drink bottle and I've tied your lunch money into your hanky."
Frodo: (thinks)I'm thirty three for Elbereth's sake!

This is from the movie not the book.

[Gandalf_White]

When are we gonna have the judging?

[VioletFalcon129]

Yes, when is the judging. We are all waiting *taps foot impatiently*

[Arvedui]

Sorry about the delay, I lost my net-connection!:eek:

But we have a winner, and it is:

BlackCaptain

Galadriel: I'm gonna need a urine sample... Just put it in here...*raises phail*
Frodo: *Thinking to self*I'll just go use that magic mirror thingy!Galadriel: I heard that!

Good runners-up were Sador and Ledreanne313.

[Gandalf White]

It would appear Black Captain lost his net connection as well!!! :D :eek:

[Valdarmyr]

With all due respect to my valiant friend BlackCaptain, it's been over two weeks, so if it's alright, I'd like to post a photo. I won't be able to judge it, so maybe the next person after me can. And if BlackCaptain logs on again, maybe he/she can just post a new photo and start over. So, what do you think about this one!

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/tttmiscellaneous/imagepages/image105.shtml


Gandalf: "...So here I am, tumbling through empty air with nothing beneath me, and the Balrog smells so terrible it makes me want to puke! And then we're bouncing off the sides of the cave, and I've got Glamdring, and I'm heaving it this way and that...man, that is something I will never forget!"

Aragorn to himself: "Oh, for a moment's peace!"

[Sador]

Gandalf: hey guys, I think we left the dwarf back in the forest.

[Sarah]

Gandalf: Come on guys, give me a break! How was I supposed to know we took the wrong turn?

Legolas and Aragorn just roll their eyes.

[Talierin]

Aragorn whispering to Legolas: Just ignore the old man and maybe he'll go away and quit with the horrible orc jokes....

Legolas: I don't know what those Ents gave him, but whatever it was, I've never seen him like this...

Gandalf: SO! DID YOU HEAR *HIC* THE ONE ABOUT THE ORC *HIC* LOST IN THE BLIZZARD! *HIC HIC*

[BlackCaptain]

I was off for a LONG time... Vacation... Internet problems... Email problems... Thanks for posting a photo Valdarmyr... (I'm a he;))

I'll just let this pic stay for now... Valdarmyr, you're judging:)

Gimli: As much as I love being in photographs, I just don't understand what you mean by "Model Pose", PJ.... I'll just continue on to Edoras thank you

ehh... i've lost my touch:o

[selwehall]

Gandalf: Now where's that "50 fun games to play while riding on a horse" book, i bought?

[VioletFalcon129]

Gandalf: who did you think i was, before you knew it was me, when i was all glowie and stuff. You dind't think i was..........

Aragorn: some one else? we thought you were someone else?

Legolas: * riding away not to get attacked by mad Gandalf*

Gandalf: I DON"T EVEN LOOK LIKE SARUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**KAPOW!!!!!**
Aragorn: aaaaaaahhhhhhh

[Gandalf_White]

Gandalf: Well, this is it boys. Sorry but what could I do on such short notice?

Legolas: (thinks) This stinks. I wish I was back in Rivendell.

Aragorn: Where's all the girls? (thinks) I need a new one.

[Sador]

I was going to wait for a few more posts to judge this one, but seems like every one must be on vacation or whatever. So I declare the winner to be....
Talierin with the drunken wizard joke.
Take it away Tal...

PS. I'm judging cause Valdarmyr was unavailable and BlackCaptain didn't want the gig.

[Talierin]

YAAAAAAY! I won! :D

[Sador]

Aragorn: I'm telling you Legolas, there is no Radio there!
Legolas: And I'm saying there is. I just have to tune it in a bit first.
Gimli: Elves hallucinating now... what next?

[Wolfshead]

Whilst Legolas attempted to get the perspective right for his painting, Gimli was left wondering who the guy next to him was, and what he'd done with Aragorn.

[Ledreanne313]

Legolas: Wowwwwwwwww...hobbits are really small...

[Dwarf Lord]

Legolas: I'm squishing your head...
Aragorn: Honestly Legolas you need to stop watching so much TV


(Reminded me of kids in the hall. Honestly i do watch to much tv.):rolleyes:


DWARF LORD

[VioletFalcon129]

Legolas: a pretty bird in the sky...

gimli: i think he's finally lost it. it's your fault you know, Aragorn. he didn't recognise you after you shaved your little ' beard' thing off.

Aragorn: oh for goodness sake

[Gandalf_White]

Aragorn is amazed that Legolas has the power to send away the rain clouds. "Dude that's awesome!"

Gimli on the otherhand is jealous and angry. "Why the hell do elves get to do all the cool stuff?"

[Wolfshead]

Isn't it about time someone judged this?

[Talierin]

Aye, it is... you win, Craig! :D

[Wolfshead]

Yay, thankee very much, Tal ;) Darn, that means I have to get us a picture now... *searches*

Got one :D

[Talierin]

Sam: Lemme get that head lice for you, Master Frodo!

Frodo: I hate these Morder Lice!

[Gandalf_White]

Gollum: He's mine all mine! Come on preciousss.

[Sador]

Gollum: And if I do this, I get a chinese Hobbit.
Sam: Hey that's great! Now make him dance.

[VioletFalcon129]

Frodo*i assume he's the one with gollum on his head?*

*anyways*

Frodo: do you like my hat?

:D

[Aerin]

Gollum: Give me my toupee back!!


Golly, seeing that picture brings back some very painful memories...:eek:

[ely]

Sam: Master Frodo, there's an oversized frog on you head!!!

Frodo: I know it may look a little ugly but it keeps my head warm.

[Captain]

Instead of Mordor, the hobbits unknowingly crossed into the Great Valley from the Land Before Time.

[BlackCaptain]

Gollum: Hahahahahaha YES! Now I will take the Ring and control the world!
Frodo: Uh... dude... I kinda just destroyed it

[Wolfshead]

A couple of days left, people

[Wonko The Sane]

Sam: It's ok, Mr. Frodo. I've seen my dog do this with my pillow back home. Just blow in his face and he'll go away.

[Wolfshead]

And the winner is... Captain!

"Instead of Mordor, the hobbits unknowingly crossed into the Great Valley from the Land Before Time"

[Captain]

I'll post a pic tomorrow.

[Gandalf White]

*cough*three days later*cough* ;)

[Valdarmyr]

Maybe Captain's been wearing a Ring that makes him invisible. ;)

[Wonko The Sane]

Maybe Gollum humped him to death. :) :rolleyes:

[Saucy]

perhaps someone should pm or sumething...or just post one for him!?

[Shadowfax]

Ok- as the founder of this thread, I'm going on a power trip and posting the new pic for y'all. I'm going to college right now, and am a little absent minded, so please remind me to judge when the week is up. :)

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/rotkmerryandpippin/imagepages/image4.shtml

[Wonko The Sane]

Pippin: Wow! So this is what the inside of Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory looks like!!

Merry: Look over there Pip! In the green wig and orange face paint! It's cousin Bungo! I wondered where he'd got to!

[Ol'gaffer]

Pippin: Cool! this is even better than bathing with gimli!

[Talierin]

WE FOUND IT! WE FOUND ELDORADO! THE LOST CITY OF FOOD!

[VioletFalcon129]

Pippin: This must be where all the food you loose between the couch cushians goes!

[BlackCaptain]

Merry: .... is that an oompa loompa?

[Aerin]

And you thought "supersize" was only for burgers and fries....

[Valdarmyr]

"Is it? It is--it's the "Aulë-You-Can-Eat Buffet!"

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by BlackCaptain
Merry: .... is that an oompa loompa?

Nice way to be original, BC. ;)

Maybe next time you should try something that wasn't already said? ;)

[BlackCaptain]

Whooopppsss my bad. I sorta just clicked on the picture and went straight to the reply. That plus that one simpson's episode....

I withdraw my captioin:o

[Sador]

Lucky there's no health inspectors around here. Those benches haven't been cleaned for ages!

[Wonko The Sane]

Hey, no problem. ;)

It's cool. ;)

[Captain]

Sorry I kind of fell off the face of the earth. I've been to busy to keep up with the boards.

[Shadowfax]

Originally posted by Sador
Lucky there's no health inspectors around here. Those benches haven't been cleaned for ages!

Congratulations Sador!

Now you get to pick an image and the winning caption!

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Valdarmyr
"Is it? It is--it's the "Aulë-You-Can-Eat Buffet!"


Aww....I thought THIS one should win!!! :)

[Shadowfax]

That was a close second.

[Wonko The Sane]

:) I'm going to start a bumper-sticker company and put them on cars in parking lots. ;)


Hehe. If what's his name Sador dude doesn't post his piccy I think we should have what's his name Valdarmyr post the next one. ;)

[Valdarmyr]

Thanks, Wonko, you're very kind...and I laughed at your caption too! Your Willie Wonka reference made me think of that Alien Ant Farm video! For the song "Movies."

Yeah, I'll bet ol' Sador will pull through here any day now, and he'll give us a good one.

[Sador]

Frankly I'm surprised. I thought the Aule you can eat one was funnier too. Anyway.... What is our Brandybuck friend looking so pleased about?
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/rotkmerryandpippin/imagepages/image5.shtml

[Shadowfax]

'Hah! My shirt is still white enough to greet a king after months in the wild, smoking several pounds of pipe-weed, being dragged overland by orcs, salvaging food in a lake, and sleeping in a tree. Take that, Mr. I'm-really-royalty-in-disguise!'


(of course, about five really dirty captions sprang to mind at once, but I managed to restrain myself)

[Sarah]

Merry: Hey Pippin, u like my impression of Jay Leno?

[Talierin]

Merry was proud that he had such a manly chin, it was a rarity amongst the hobbits, and he showed it off at every chance he got.

[Aerin]

"Now," thought Dominic, "now I'm ready for my close up."

[VioletFalcon129]

Merry: I'm the tallest hobbit in the world!

Pippin: Get off the box you iddiot!

[Valdarmyr]

Mmmmmmm....FINALLY I got that last splinter from Treebeard out of me bottom!

[Sador]

Well I can see a few contenders here. I might judge tomorrow.

[Gandalf_White]

*thinks* Humph! And they're entrusting that THING to Frodo?!?!?!?

[Sador]

OK. And the prize goes to.......
Sarah for spotting the remarkable likeness between a three foot tall Hobbit and the very tall host of a late night chat show. It got a chuckle out of me.

[Sarah]

OMG!!! I've never won this thing before!!! yay!!! Must go find a pic now!!!

[Sarah]

YAY!!! Found one!

WHOO-HOO!!! I FINALLY WON!!! (http://www.compleatseanbean.com/lotr-4a.jpg)

[BlackCaptain]

Narrator of Commercial: Next time, take pepto bismol! It's most effective against diareah when you need it most!

[Talierin]

Boromir was amazed that such a small hobbit could talk for so long without taking a breath.... would he ever stop?

[Ol'gaffer]

Boromir: Telling me to shut up. Ruddy Aragorn. "Ooh, look at me, I'm rugged and handsome. I'm gonna be king by the third movie."
Twit.

[Shadowfax]

Knew I shouldn't 've had that third helping of Randy Rumil's Rootin' Tootin' Red Hot Lembas.

[Aerin]

Boromir, thinking, "I hope nobody notices if I fix this wedgie..."

[VioletFalcon129]

Borimir: *thinking* i will have my revenge for them throwing my precious shield into the river. I had to go in after it in all my armor.if it rusts, then i will absolutely SLAUGHTER Pippin. I though he was my friend. *sulks*

I think Anne will like this one. Haha, do you get it anne?

[Sador]

At least mother isn't around to go mad at me for using her best curtains to make my shirt.

[MacAddict]

*Boromir thinking* Man this christmas stinks, Faramir gets the sword while all I get is this weird horn.


~MacAddict

[Valdarmyr]

"I DO NOT WANT to get in that helicopter to shoot that scene in the mountains tomorrow! I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to! If I have to...I'll WALK up! Well, at least I'm not the only one who's afraid of flying...Astin sure gives the pilots an earful."

Another: "Why do those two fell hobbits over there keep staring at me?"

[Sarah]

ok, time for me to judge now.

*drum roll, please*

Talierin for:

"Boromir was amazed that such a small hobbit could talk for so long without taking a breath.... would he ever stop?"

[Talierin]

Yay! 'Nother victory for me! :D

Here we go, here's a gem of a pic! It's Legolas and Gimli, btw

[Sarah]

I refrain from this round only because there were only naughty things coming to mind. *bad picture*

[Talierin]

Yeah, know what you mean ;) I think I nearly lost it the first time I ran across this pic..... sooo horrible!

[BlackCaptain]

Ohhh god that picture is ... agh haha

Legolas - Gimli I thought I told you to stay away from my waist area!

[Sador]

Two cast members from "Ring! Ring!" the LOTR musical relax between rehearsals and wait for costumes that fit.

[MacAddict]

"Legolas, I will not look at you until you put on some loose fitting pants!"


~MacAddict

[Aerin]

*snickers*

Gimli still couldn't believe that Legolas actually took Snot's advice about the potato....

[VioletFalcon129]

Gimli: *turns around* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Who the freak are you??? HELLLLLLLPPPP!!!!!

[Gandalf White]

"Gimli concentrated on looking solemnly into the distance, trying desparately to ignore Legolas' subtle advances"

[VioletFalcon129]

Ok, that other caption was horrible. Here's a better one ( at least in my opinion *sighs*)

Gimli: Aragorn fell in

Legolas: now we can finaly take off these stupid spandex suits that he gave us!

Gimli: and change back into our normal cloths!

legolas: YAY!

[Talierin]

Aerin wins! I nearly died laughing from that one, heehee. Props to Gandalf White and BC though!

[Aerin]

*bows and grins* I'd love to take credit, but I must give credit where it's due - props to Puke and Snot of the Renaissance Festival! I'm a bit busy now, but I'll try to post a picture tonight.

[Aerin]

I apologize for taking so long to post a picture; I've been insanely busy......:eek:

Well, here (http://www.warofthering.net/photos/rotkmiscellaneous/imagepages/image61.shtml) is the next photo. Captions away!

[Gandalf White]

"The other riders looked on in amazement as Bob blew the biggest smoke dragon they had ever seen."

[Talierin]

Poor, unfortunate Éonald was soon to be covered in dragon dumpy, much to his great surprise.

[Manwe]

As the dragon saw the riders he used his main weapon, the gas bomb.

[Sarah]

guy behind the camera:

GAAHH! I can't get this darn thing to focus!!! Would you all please stand still so I can focus this thing right???

[VioletFalcon129]

any person on a horse: Help! it's a gaint albino bat! call the zoo or something!

[ely]

Dragon: "Now where is that lighthouse?"

[Manwe]

I know I've already done one (and it wasn't very good either:D ), but I like this thread so much I have to do another one( also so I can get 100 posts:D )

This one is equally as silly as my last!

Th dragon seeing the riders close in, took off in a jet of gas.

[Eru]

"Puff the magic dragon..."

[MacAddict]

The riders now began to realize how strangely pixelated their world was.


~MacAddict

[Sador]

Apologies to Hunter S Thompson:
"We had just reached the plains when the sky exploded with giant serpents and I turned to Grimbold and said where'd you get this acid man?...."

[Bombadillo]

one guy on a horse: why do we run away from a dragon with a beard? this must be a joke of gandalf!

[spirit]

fly my pretties.... FLY!!!! muahahahah!!

:rolleyes:

[Valdarmyr]

"That dragon's doing the worst impression of Sean Connery I ever heard!"

[Saucy]

after seeing legolas's new spandex suit...the riders felt the need to flee....even the dragon's could not handle it.


*if u look into the distance u can see legolas begging them to come back*

*snicker*:D

[Aerin]

I'll post a winner on the 18th - so if there are any more entries, hurry! ;)

[Aerin]

And the winner is.... Valdarmyr - "That dragon's doing the worst impression of Sean Connery I ever heard!"

Hurrah for Dragonheart ;).

[Valdarmyr]

Why, thank you, Aerin! I'm in good company, with so many other hilarious captions!

Okey dokey--here's the next one. So, what do you think these men, elf and dwarf are saying to each other or thinking about?!

[Sarah]

Gandalf to Aragorn: I think you cheated.
Legolas to Gandalf: Would you get off the hopscotch court already, old man? It's my turn now!

[Aerin]

Legolas: *thinking* When I do this, my pecs look bigger...

[Talierin]

During an intense and emotional moment between the heros of the west, Gimli suddenly breaks out with "Judging by the give of this little throne when my dwarven rear sits upon it, it is Moria Stone! Amazing!"

[Manwe]

Aragorn, after finishing a story about his night as a woman got strange looks from Gandalf.

[celebdraug]

Originally posted by Manwe
Aragorn, after finishing a story about his night as a woman got strange looks from Gandalf. haha! :D:D

Aragorn to Gandalf: you slept with Arwen!? How could you?!

[VioletFalcon129]

Gandalf: *whining* Aragorn! you have to make Gimli get out of my chair!

[Gandalf_White]

Gandalf: Uh, Aragorn stop looking at me like that.

[Saermegil]

Mithrandir to Elessar: Don't stare but I think Gimly is trying to (very discreetly) release some gas

It's not a very good one but anyway , I'm just hoping it's not rude.

These names for Aragorn and Gandalf rule!

[korhall]

aragorn: we going in there?
gandalf: yup
aragorn: p. sherman 42 walaby way sydney
gandalf: yup

[Sarah]

OMG that's hilarious, kor! I LOVE NEMO!!!

[korhall]

thank you sarah, we try

[Valdarmyr]

Thanks for playing this last week! You were all very good, but I pick Sarah as the winner!Originally posted by Sarah
Gandalf to Aragorn: I think you cheated.
Legolas to Gandalf: Would you get off the hopscotch court already, old man? It's my turn now! Okay, Sarah--your turn to pick one!

[celebdraug]

hahah!
well done Sarah!:D

[korhall]

new piccy sarah?

[korhall]

merry, looking into a mirror: who are they? and whats with those stupid outfits, don't they know that cloaks are out this season?

[VioletFalcon129]

every hobbit: !

sam: mr frodo, i think he's trying to do the Silmarillion again...

frodo: heaven help us

merry: just go back to your tent, Legolas, really........ it will be good for you...

[Manwe]

Thankyou Celebdraug, I appreciate that. :D
All of the Hobbits: GANDALF!! put those back on!

[MacAddict]

The Hobbits were all entranced as they stared at the biggest pile of mushrooms the world has ever known. Lets eat!


~MacAddict

[Gandalf_White]

Pippin: Dude!
All Hobbits: (mesmerized) PIPEWEED!

[VioletFalcon129]

Do you mean yesterday's tomorrow? because that would be today. or today's tomorow that would be the next day? or monday's tomorrow that would be yesterday?

it means : um... i think you're late!

[Sarah]

Whoops! Sorry! (I have a habit of just checking new posts, and I forgot about this one).

and the winner is VioletFalcon!

Just can't get enough of that silmarillion musical!

[VioletFalcon129]

I WON! I WON! *victory dance*

i simply could not resist putting up this pic. MWAHAHAH!

http://groups.msn.com/dvcg2o69vq0acjeeru47naico5/lotrfunnypics.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=946

[korhall]

sam: mr. frodo, that had better be sting

[Aerin]

Frodo: Ahhh, the feel of cotton...

[korhall]

nice aerin, nice

[VioletFalcon129]

i'm not going to judge until i get more captions or it is next Wednsday. So put up some captions people!

[grendel]

umm... not all of us are members of that group. Any chance of posting the pic here, without a link?

[BlackCaptain]

Yeah it says " Members only " or something...

[VioletFalcon129]

I'm not a member either. this must be a new development. And, I , um, don't know how to post it without a link. i did, but i forgot. i feel pretty stupid. i can't even get to the pic anymore. i am just going to be a lazy bum and just describe it. :rolleyes: you know when Frodo is going to make Sam dance with Rosie? well it when he grabes him and shoves him, but it lookes like he is huging him. Frodo looks extremly happy and Sam looks disgusted or at the very least upset. i am soooooooooo sorry for this! If someone wants to post a new pic (i apologise in advance to those who have already put captions incase they DO get a new pic) but i would still like to judge if you decide to do that. Go ahead *makes shooing motions* you decide.

[Sarah]

Why don't u just post a new pic and start over? That's what I would do.

[korhall]

sounds like a good idea to me

[korhall]

*singing* we're knights of the round table....

[Beorn]

Fine, I'll restart. I saw this and just had to post it.
Elijah: If I have to hold this face for one more friggen take, I'm gonna shoot PJ. I know this looks fake.....

[VioletFalcon129]

I give up. Sarah, you judge.

my caption:

Both: WAFFO! WE'VE FOUND THE TWINKLE!

Frodo: it's tiwinkle-twinkle!

Bilbo: it's comfy-warm!

Pippin(out of frame): it's puffy-fluffy!

END CAPTION

you really have to watch A Little Snow Fairy Sugar to get this.


you may note : anyone who thinks it's funny i watch that show can be ready to be blasted to smitherines. or at LEAST told off for always and eternity.

[Sarah]

you really have to watch A Little Snow Fairy Sugar to get this.




Never seen it. Is it a brit thing?

[VioletFalcon129]

No sarah, a little snow fairy sugar is not a brit thing. and i am not brittish. it's an animie cartoon series only on DVD's. a bit childish really.

[Sarah]

oh ok, i wasn't sure. Thanks for clearing that up tho.

[Sarah]

get in last entries. I will judge tomorrow.

[Sarah]

Korhall wins for tickling my funny bone with monty python references! :D

[Sarah]

Korhall, you're up!

[Manwe]

Just post again Sarah!

[Ireth Telrúnya]

I see these sites are in close relations with each other...

[Sarah]

Just post again Sarah!

okely dokely

ok
attatchments not working.
Wringwraiths in Bree (http://www.igrograd.com.ua/images/LOR_10_68/Lords_02.jpg)

[Arvedui]

"I told you it was stupid to play Hide-and-seek with the Witch-king!"

[Manwe]

Thankely dankely Sarah ;)
But the link doesnt seem to work for me :(
Could you describe it?

[Sarah]

grumble grumble. not working for me either.

[Arvedui]

Works for me!!!!


Or at least I think so... The figures are a bit strange, so to speak. Looks like that have been taken directly from a 1980's video game.

[Sarah]

ok, beorn got the attatchment to work! Yay beorn! scroll up for the attatchment!

[Manwe]

Good work Beorn!

The Nazgul, tired of getting the wrong size beds, decided to vent their anger

[Valdarmyr]

The Nazgul, acting as the Middle Earth Mattress Police, look for the scoundrels who ripped the tags off the mattresses.

[jejeje]

Hello!!
I've just joined in. hope ya don't mind.

Ringwraith 1:You gotta stop getting into bed sword first.
Ringwraith 2: I see you haven't got rid of your glowing crotch problem.

[Manwe]

Hey! jejeje :D
Interesting post

[Sarah]

get in your last entries, I will be judging tonight.

[Sarah]

Ok, I fell asleep last night and I forgot to judge. So, here we go:




Arvedui wins!

"I told you it was stupid to play Hide-and-seek with the Witch-king!"

[jejeje]

Hmmm, i thought so too

[Arvedui]

Sorry for the delay, I was gone for the week-end as usual. Now, if I get this linking-thing to work, then we are ready for the next round:

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/rotktheoden/imagepages/image23.shtml

Let's see what you can make out of this...

[Sarah]

Theoden: FORE!!!!!!!

[Manwe]

Theoden: See the mirror never lies! This tunic does make my butt look big!!

[Valdarmyr]

"WHO BLOWS THE GREAT HORN OF HELM?! Oh...it's just Master Dwarf Gimli belching again."

[Arvedui]

I will post the judgement in a few hours.

[Aerin]

Theoden: Quick! Hide the body!

[BlackCaptain]

Theoden : I guess I should have been more constrictive when I told Gimli and Legolas to 'Make themselves at home'...

[Arvedui]

A close call, but the winner is:

Valdarmyr!!!!
My own suggestion: We never should have shown that mirror to Legolas!

[Valdarmyr]

Thank you, Arvedui--yours is funny, too!--and I agree that that tunic makes Theoden's butt look big and he needs to hit the Stairmaster. Wormtongue must've been feeding him nothing but Ding Dongs and poundcake while he was under Saruman's spell.

Here's the next photo! (http://www.warofthering.net/photos/rotkmerryandpippin/imagepages/image4.shtml) What could Merry and Pippin be saying or even singing?

[Sarah]

They are saying nothing, as Peter Jackson, decided to let them play that improv mirror game in which they must copy each other exactly.

[Gandalf White]

Pippin: But Merry, I wanted to the the Tin Man!!!

[Sador]

These tankard hats are just the thing for a busy hobbit. No more seaching the cupboards for a mug. Just lift it off and you're ready to quaff!

Brought to you by the makers of Edible Helms and Fish Flavoured Leggings.

[korhall]

merry: i'm tellin you pip, this will be all the rage next season in gondor...

[Aerin]

Pippin: Hey, look, we come in pints!

[Manwe]

Pippin: Ahh! With this newq hole, the beer goes straight to my brain

Thanks for commenting on my post Valdarmyr :D

[Valdarmyr]

Looks like that's all the takers we got for this round. My caption: Merry and Pippin re-enact their version of--The Two Towers!

You were all very funny, but I thought the funniest was--Sador!
These tankard hats are just the thing for a busy hobbit. No more seaching the cupboards for a mug. Just lift it off and you're ready to quaff!

Brought to you by the makers of Edible Helms and Fish Flavoured Leggings.Didn't quite get that last part, but Sador, you're up!

[Sador]

Looks like that's all the takers we got for this round. My caption: Merry and Pippin re-enact their version of--The Two Towers!

You were all very funny, but I thought the funniest was--Sador!
Didn't quite get that last part, but Sador, you're up!
OK Hope this works and I hope it hasn't been posted before. I haven't really kept up with this place for a few months.
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/rotkmerryandpippin/imagepages/image9.shtml

[Gandalf White]

Pippin: Excuse me, but that arrow sticking out of my buttocks wasn't in the script!

[jejeje]

Pippin: Thats the last time we take the Rohirrim to the zoo...

[Sador]

Pippin: Thats the last time we take the Rohirrim to the zoo...
Only two responses and this one doesn't mention buttocks so I guess it wins.

[jejeje]

Uh, ok heres a picture, if i post this link right.


http://www.tolkien-movies.com/images/viewImage.php?id=46

Come on people! It's a little slow round here of late.

[grendel]

"What time did you say that bus is supposed to be here?"

[Manwe]

Because the elves were waiting for their picture to be taken, no-one noticed the headless duck behind them

[Ireth Telrúnya]

The elves and Gandalf were supposed to meet on this spot, but Shadowfax had too much speed and couldn't stop here. Now they are waiting for their next try to stop.

[jejeje]

OK, the winner is Grendel

"What time did you say that bus is supposed to be here?"

Short n simple.

Side note. Why are all elves in the background in all the films extremely strange looking?

[Manwe]

Could someone please post apicture!! :mad:

[Manwe]

Frodo: (crying) I'm so sorry...I broke it!

[Wolfshead]

And I return to this thread after far too long...

"Nice sword hilt, but it ain't going to do anything for you without a bloody blade!"

"Hey, Aragorn, take a look at my new ventriloquists dummy"

"Leslie Ash joins the cast of Lord Of The Rings"

That's enough, cos there's only supposed to one entry, I think...

[BlackCaptain]

Thank goodness Galadriel was there to stop Celeborn... You gotta understand where he's coming from though... who wouldnt wanna kill their 5-year old son who isn't potty trained yet?

[Sarah]

hey, is someone gonna choose a winner here?

[Sarah]

If no one posts here by tomorrow, i'm posting a new pic.

[Sarah]

I warned you! Now here's the new pic:

(yes, that's me as gollum)

[Manwe]

Bilbo: Woah! When did you get the sex change Gollum?

[Aulë]

Frodo (eyeing Gollum's breasts): My preciouses!!! *drools*

[Sarah]

erm, that's bilbo. From our stage production of the Hobbit. And Bilbo was also played by a female.

[Aulë]

Very well then....


Bilbo (eyeing Gollum's breasts): My preciouses!!! *drools*

[Sarah]

Please post all new entries by tomorrow, as i will be judging tomorrow.

[Sarah]

well, neither of them were very funny, but as I have to choose a winner, I choose Rog. Ok, Rog, you're up, post a pic.

[Aulë]

OK, here it is.

[Morgoth]

"My God, it is dull being immortal"

[e.Blackstar]

oh dear, I suck at this. um....


Mom: All of you just SHUT UP!!!!!! Hon, give your brother back the doll-of course not dear, its not a doll. I said, er, DOG, its a dog. You, quit playing with your father's harp! you know how he hates-bad boy! You broke the string! Oh, he's gonna give you such a hiding when he gets home! Ooh! What do YOU want? Yes, you can have some ice cream. No you can get it, Mummy's much too busy contemplating ways to kill herself.

[e.Blackstar]

Er...Rog? Are you ever coming back?

[Barliman Butterbur]

OK, I am hoping this works out. Rules are made in order to make my life easier in choosing a winner each week. If you have a problem with them, have a suggestion, or wish to insult my family and question my parentage, PM me. Or if you would like to vote for a winner PM me. I do not know how to delete a thread, so that is why I am not posting a poll. I will announce the winner next friday and post another pic. Again, if you have a pic you think would be good, PM me. OK, here's the first:

the winner of this contest was Legolam with "Pleasssse sssssir, I want ssssome more."

"How many times do I have to tell you? No playing with knives!"

Barley

[Aulë]

Oo, I forgot about this.
Sorry.

Macky was the winner.

[Manwe]

I declare that if any of ye has a captionless picture, ye should post it NOW! And if ye don't post it, I declare that ye should latch thy tongue to a car and ask your friend to drive.

[Manwe]

Fine then I guess I'll have to post one.

This is a weird picture I found n a collection of pictures by a Tolkien artist
Sorry Macky

[Nóm]

Come on, come on fish-head! We'll show you the way back to water!

[Manwe]

You post Nom, maybe your picture will have more luck than mine in resurrecting this thread ;)

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Shelob: Me not like night-light! Make it go 'way!

I'm sorry, I know it's not that great, but I love this thread and hate to see it dying, and I'll never get better if I don't start trying.

And am I the only one that thinks Shelob looks rather cross-eyed in this pic???

[Manwe]

I guess the posting is up for grabs again, unless you want me to pick a winner in which case Hobbit-GalRosie can post next.
3 more posts!!

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

All right, I'm back, and I am editing this formerly boring post (which simply stated that I would try to find a pic if no one else did first) to include a link to this shot, which I always thought had some comic possibilities.

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/displayimage.php?album=263&pos=39
Oh, I suppose everyone should know if I am expected to judge this thing that I am not fond of dirty jokes, and if any such were ever to come up I would not likely consider them at all. If anyone feels this is wrong you can elect someone else to judge or post another pic or whatever.

[Arvedui]

"Ssshh! Be quiet! I have a feeling that we are being watched!"

[Hammersmith]

*Troll blows out torch*

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Arrgghh! They're all too funny I can't decide! All right, in a terrible, painful process of elimination which you people are cruel to put me through I have chosen Nóm as the winner, but it was a close thing. Congratulations Nóm! Find pretty piccy soon pleeeeassse! (Sorry, I get a little carried away.)

[Nóm]

Lets see how this one does...

Elbereth (http://img-fan.theonering.net/rolozo/images/nikitin/varda.jpg)

[Manwe]

And here ,today, we have a Tolkien representation of The Scream

[Arvedui]

And thus, completely unintended, Varda became the Vala that is held in reverence by all who experience a "bad hair day."

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Varda: Ooh, sparklies!!!

Or maybe an Eru voiceover: Strange, I didn't think I made her in the form of a mermaid.

Okay, those were kinda lame. Sorry.

[Wolfshead]

"I'm not letting you go till you put my hair back the way it was!"

I think I'm a bit rusty on these...

[BlackCaptain]

"Here we have a water-colour interpretation of Aragorn's stomache ailment after his consumption of Eowyn's stew, going to the highest bidder"

[Gilthoniel]

*voice of Sauron* Trim thy nails!

[Gilthoniel]

ok, not funny!

[Gilthoniel]

and i fail again by putting both posts in exactly the wrong place! Wat happened to ' Caption Contest'?

[Hammersmith]

Actually I thought yours was the best, but I'm not judging. Just waiting till a better picture comes along :)

[Manwe]

No your not and it appears that neither is Nóm! :mad: Come on, you've got a lot of choices there, go ahead!

[Gilthoniel]

back again, wit a vengance,
How about:
'My bundle of fizzing stars, not urs'

[Wolfshead]

Here (http://img-fan.theonering.net/rolozo/images/hildebrandt/treebeard.jpg) you go :)

[Hammersmith]

That's a smashing picture! :D


"Good lord, Merry, a walking toilet brush!"

[Urambo Tauro]

"Right hand green!"
"Hm, hoom!"
"Left hand yellow!"
"I don't like this game- I am not very, hm, bendable."

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Hoom, hom. When I was your age, I didn't have things easy like you. If you went adventuring you had to fight trolls THIS big. Hoom hom.

[Alatar]

"Pippin, I'll make a distraction then we leg it."

"Whoo i like this drink i'm felling dizzy.Why merry look a gaint carrot!"

[Alatar]

Merry: i dont think we should have left the shire
Pippin: You think