Caption Contest

[Hammersmith]

Merry: i dont think we should have left the shire
Pippin: You think
Surely this must be the winner!! :D

[Alatar]

Thanks.
i think you could get it from the walking toliet brush

[Wolfshead]

Surely this must be the winner!! :D
Hmm... I'll give it another day or two :)

[Alatar]

Wolfshead It think you should judge now.....wolfshead?


Ow im lonely....again.... :(

[Wolfshead]

Hoom, hom. When I was your age, I didn't have things easy like you. If you went adventuring you had to fight trolls THIS big. Hoom hom.
Winner! :D

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Wow, I didn't expect to win that one.

Okay then, here's another pic: http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/displayimage.php?album=263&pos=13

What I'd really like to know is what Frodo and Sam are really thinking but anything goes! Heck, if you wanna come up with something for the horse I may only imagine I'm seeing in the middle there that's fine with me.

[Urambo Tauro]

"Oh, come on- we can take 'em!"

[Hammersmith]

"Target acquired, Mish Moneypenny."

(Will only work if you've seen Trainspotting :D )

[Manwe]

The original set for the Blair Witch Project

[Varda35]

sam whispers "I see dead people"
obvious hint - think sixth sense

[Urambo Tauro]

"Hey, Mr. Frodo- don't they know they're going the wrong way?"

[Mirelena]

"Mr. Frodo? Why are those elves glowing?"

[Raithnait]

"What's it doing, precious?"

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

All right, a week with no activity is a good long time, if anyone else out there has any ideas post them now, I'll judge about four days from now at the latest unless there is something unforeseen to keep me off the net.

[AraCelebEarwen]

Sam (with a crazzy look in his eye): I hear they're good with taters...



(Just wondering, might it be a good idea to start another Caption Contest? :o Call it C.C. Continued or somthing? I love this one, but some of it woun't work any more. :( and it's realy long, so... It's only idea though. Like I said, I love the way this has been put together and I doun't want to see it die!!! So, make it and "they will come" :D It would be fun to get some new stuff in here!!! :) )

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Hmm, I don't know, don't like the idea myself but that's one for wiser heads than mine.

All right, another tough one to decide, but I think I have to give it to the late entry from AraCelebEarwen, that's the one that made me laugh the hardest, but the were all good, and extra-special honorable mentions to Varda35 and Urambo Tauro for both of his.

[AraCelebEarwen]

*ALL RIGHT, MY TURN!! :D (runs off to find a realy good pic)*
This might take a little while, but it'll be a good one :p :D


Got one (I hope it hasen't been used before) :D

[AraCelebEarwen]

My idae for this one was,

Arwen: So what happend to mom any way?

(I know I can't pick mine, but I had to say it :D )

[Varda35]

Elrond: Arwen, you went on a date with that scruffy human after I told you not to. You're grounded!

Arwen: Ada, it's not fair! He's soooo hot =(

[Hammersmith]

*Teenage pout*

You're not my real dad!

[Manwe]

Arwen: I'm sorry but blue isn't really your colour

[AraCelebEarwen]

LOL!! So far so VERRY FUNNY!!! :D I'll give it a while yet :rolleyes: :)

[Arvedui]

No, dad. I am NOT seeing one mr. Anderson!

[korhall]

you know i can make angry faces too *procedes to make angry faces*

[Mirelena]

Elrond: "You're going out in THAT?!"

[chrysophalax]

"Arwen, I know that unsightly over-bite is embarrassing, but if you won't go to a dentist..?"

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Elrond (dangerously): Arwen...were YOU the one that put those frogs in my bed last night?

I shall not give in to the temptation to make some little self-depricating remark about my caption, as I usually do. I shall shut up and let people read and decide everything for themselves. Heaven knows they're smart enough.

[Alatar]

Elrond:look in to my eyes... you ate getting sleepy...you do not want to marry aragorn...you want to go to the west...and marry a nice elf lad...3...2...1...awake.

[AraCelebEarwen]

hehehe :D

These are all realy good ones!! :p ;) :D

Let's see.... should I give it a little longer? :rolleyes: :D

[Urambo Tauro]

*not blinking,... not blinking*
"I can keep this up forever, you know. If you marry Aragorn, you will lose!"

[AraCelebEarwen]

These are all really good! :D

I'll let you know who wins within the next two days! (that way I have time to think about it ;) :p :D )

[AraCelebEarwen]

Alright, and the winner is...

Mirelena

Elrond: "You're going out in THAT?!"

But I do have to say, all of them are "worthy of the prize" :D :p :D

[Mirelena]

Aiight! I realize now what people mean when they say, "I didn't see that one coming!" :D

Give me until tomorrow to come up with another picture. I'll get it up ASAP. :)

EDIT: Never mind. I was so excited I had to go out and find one two minutes after I posted. :rolleyes:
http://jmsstyxnyes.tripod.com/lotr/mtv/mtm33.jpg

[AraCelebEarwen]

:confused: Maybe it's just me, but I can't get that pic to work. :o :)

[Varda35]

:confused: Maybe it's just me, but I can't get that pic to work. :o :)

nope..I can't see it either :confused:

[Alatar]

me either.
I got one..Requested URL could not be recived...

[Mirelena]

And the winner is: Alatar! But he can't post anything yet because the picture wasn't working. You have to actually SEE the picture. :rolleyes: :p

The Admin has supposedly fixed this, and it looks like it should work. Here goes again!

http://jmsstyxnyes.tripod.com/lotr/mtv/mtm33.jpg

EDIT: I guess I should let y'all know that I'm going to post a winner when there are ten posts up. :) I thought you might want to know that. :D

[Alatar]

PJ: Drink,drink you want a drink.
F:Mama me-a.

[AraCelebEarwen]

Frodo: Can't you do SOMTHING about those glowing flowers? They're really messing with my eyes!

:D :cool: ;) :D

[Varda35]

PJ: hey elijah, did you get those mushrooms i sent you
EW: Duuuuude, they were soooooo good....I feel funny.....ohhh pretty colors

[Hammersmith]

The "J"? Oh, that stands for Judd actually. So...uh...Frodo was it? My apartment's just up the road...

[Manwe]

PJ: D'you reckon I've gotta a chance with the chick behind us?

[Mirelena]

Er, well... I had thought I'd wait until there were ten replies, but I don't think I'm going to get that in any decent amount of time. :rolleyes:

This week's winner is: MANWE! with all the funky little sayings hither, thither and yon. :D

Knock 'em dead!

[AraCelebEarwen]

Maybe we should 'beep' Manwe... :o

Hello? Oh well, just keep waiting I guess... :D

[Manwe]

Fear not I have returned!
A picture of great significance shall now be posted.
I'm not sure what I am supposed to post, whether it should be funny already or just a picture. So I've posted 'just a picture'

[Urambo Tauro]

"Scarecrows don't hold miniature trees, Mr. Frodo. Everyone knows that."
"Then what do you call that?"

[AraCelebEarwen]

Frodo- No Sam! Stay back, it might be a spy!
Sam- Umm, Master Frodo? I think I should go back...


*Ok, maybe it's not that good, but I was up all night* :D

[Urambo Tauro]

I can't think of many for this one...

...This one can be used on almost any pic...
(Focus on Sam)
Narrator: "Where will you be when your laxative starts working?"

[Hammersmith]

*Focus closely on Frodo's face*

Distracted by Sam's incessant chatter, Frodo walks unwittingly through a steaming pile of manure...

[Varda35]

sam: Umm Mr. Frodo. what is Pippin doing?
Frodo: I believe he's umm feeling Merry.

[Manwe]

I shall be deciding the winner of this caption very soon, so if you wish to contribute, now would be an opportune time.

[Mirelena]

"Mr. Frodo... Why DOES that camera keep following us? No, not that one. THAT one!" *indicates camera with head*

[Arvedui]

"You know, Sean. I'm getting a bit fed up with all those Peter Jackson cameo's!"

[Manwe]

The winner is....Hammersmith. Just cause it made me laugh although Urambo Tauro's first one was quite good.

[Hammersmith]

The winner is....Hammersmith. Just cause it made me laugh although Urambo Tauro's first one was quite good.

Praise be!!! My first caption win!

*Hugs Manwe*
Oh...er...sorry about that, your lordly-Valaness. Here's the next picture...

Sorry all dialup users! Enjoy! (http://www.cinema.vrn.ru/images/13dec/2003_the_lord_of_the_rings_the_return_of_the_king_ 031b.jpg)

[Durin's Bane]

"Cheers!!!"

[Elendae]

"Where's my whip cream?! I ordered a hot chocolate with whip cream, and what do I get? Just plain hot cocoa! Off with the Cook's head I say.

[Urambo Tauro]

Why Denethor doesn't trust Gandalf...

Denethor: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Gandalf: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Denethor: They broke the chalice from the palace?
Gandalf: And replaced it with a flagon.
Denethor: A flagon...?
Gandalf: With the figure of a dragon.
Denethor: Flagon with a dragon.
Gandalf: Right.
Denethor: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Gandalf: No!!! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Denethor: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Gandalf: Just remember that.

[AraCelebEarwen]

Why Denethor doesn't trust Gandalf...

I LOVE IT!!! BRAVO!!! :D :p :D

Mine isn't NEARLY as good, but here it is anyway...

"Bug...... in my cup...... WHO DID IT!?!?!?"

[Manwe]

Thanks for the hug Hammersmith, although it does violate my restraining order against you

I think you should immediately give the caption to Urambo Tauro as anything we post now will just be hopeless atempts at humour

[Hammersmith]

Yes, I'm afraid that I will have to give it to Urambo Seuss :D

The others were fantastic too, but wow! That was hilarious!

[Urambo Tauro]

:eek: :o Well, ok. If you say so...
http://img75.echo.cx/img75/8418/ttteowyngimli112oa.jpg

Unused captions-


Faramir & Pippin: "Chug! Chug! Chug!"
Denethor: "......"


Denethor: "This is my happy face, Master Peregrin."


Denethor thinking: "I will not sloppily spill this on my chin... I will not sloppily spill..."


Denethor: "Boromir would have brought me a mighty super-size flagon!"

[Urambo Tauro]

I will chose a winner in ten days time.

[AraCelebEarwen]

TEN DAYS!?!

*good, now I have some time to think...* :D

And by the way, I LOVE the movie you quoted from, The Court Jester is a CLASSIC in my book!!! :D

[Urambo Tauro]

(:DActually, The Court Jester is the first thing that came to my mind... before the pic was posted. It's probably the most popular Denethor movie pic.)
I am so glad someone chose it for the caption contest. Thanks Hammersmith!

[Alatar]

Gimli; Oh boy its the one with the crush on aragorn.

Or
Eyown will you marry me.

[Bergil]

Gimli: You remember when we were talking about dwarf children.....

[Hammersmith]

Urambo you deserve to win solely on the strength of those other responses you posted! You genius!


"...oh, usually a few oils and unguents, a bit of product, wax up the moustache, curl the ends and...do you want to touch it?"

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Eowyn: Oh, I'm sorry, did you hurt you're little finger? Here, let me kiss it and make it better.

[Beorn]

Gimli: I have really bad gas....do you have any Gas-X?

[Manwe]

Eowyn: Umm, Gimli, did you loose your eye again?
And by the way, I LOVE the movie you quoted from, The Court Jester is a CLASSIC in my book!!!
I agree with you whole-heartedly.

[AraCelebEarwen]

*soap-opera music plays*

Eowyn: Are you sure... our kids would.. have... beards?

Gimli: Yes my dear, and you would need to grow one before my family could meet you.

*meanwhile, in the back...*

Theoden: Run away!!! The wookies are coming!!!!!

(Is it just me, or does that look like an armored wookie back on the right?!) :D

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Oh my gosh, it totally does, :eek: in fact it kind of looks more like there are two, the one with the untameable red ball of fuzz on top of his head and the one further in the background, yeesh, when I look closely at the clothes of that one I think it might even supposedly be a woman, I feel sorry for the poor extra who played her if I'm right, lol.

[Alatar]

Theoden; get out of my way, and take of that helmet, that drawfs here.

[Durin's Bane]

A conversation between the wookies:
'Do you think that Master Yoda is rather short for a jedi?'
'Well i'm not sure, i've never seen a jedi before. But this dwarf here does look short next to his wife!'

[Mirelena]

"Eowyn... I'm sorry. It would never work between us. Do you remember that thing I said about dwarf women?..."

[Durin's Bane]

Correct me if I'm wrong but should the winner have been chosen four days ago?

[Mirelena]

Probably. Someone want to give Urambo Tauro a nudge or should we have a third party come in and announce a winner?

[AraCelebEarwen]

Just don't ask me!!!:D All of them are rather good, it will be a close race. (Just as long as there IS a finnish line!;) )

[Urambo Tauro]

*runs into the room, out of breath* Ok, I'm back. Sorry I took so long.

:eek: Gimli's long-kept secret is out!
"Eowyn... I'm sorry. It would never work between us. Do you remember that thing I said about dwarf women?..."
:D Winner!!
Your turn!


Some of my own-


Gimli: "...don't you recognize me?"
Éowyn: "Wha...? I thought there was a dwarf with him..."
Gimli: "No, no. See, the tumble off the cliff... uh... made me shorter!"


Théoden: "We shall mourn Aragorn's death. If only It had been the dwarf instead... he keeps hitting on my neice..."
Royal Guard behind Gimli: "Sire, don't look now, but..."


Éowyn: "...where is he?"
Gimli: "Well... Remember that stew?
Éowyn: "......"
Gimli: "Yes, that stew..."


Gimli: "He fell."
Legolas: *whisper*"She's totally buying it!"
Aragorn: *whisper*"She's so gullible... move over; I can't see. Hey, that's my necklace!"


Éowyn: "What?!? What do you mean 'elven princess?'"
Gimli: "Hey, I don't see you giving him a neklace."

[Alatar]

Théoden: "We shall mourn Aragorn's death. If only It had been the dwarf instead... he keeps hitting on my neice..."
Royal Guard behind Gimli: "Sire, don't look now, but..."

Gimli: "He fell."
Legolas: *whisper*"She's totally buying it!"
Aragorn: *whisper*"She's so gullible... move over; I can't see. Hey, that's my necklace!"


Those are amazing! Espeially the last one, way better than anything i could do.

[Urambo Tauro]

Come back, Mirelena!

[AraCelebEarwen]

um... hello? anyone there? :o

we need another pic! :D

[Urambo Tauro]

Hurry before we start making captions for your avatar!

[Mirelena]

Hey! Be nice to my avatar! *shields avatar protectively*

Ok... New pic. *runs away to find an amusing pic* Heh, heh, heh...

EDIT: Mua-hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

Here it is! Have fun. Use your imagination. One thing. Cracks about the camera better be GOOD or they're just going to make me do this: :rolleyes:

LoL

EDIT of EDIT: . . . I guess it helps if you actually ATTACH the picture, doesn't it?

[AraCelebEarwen]

GODDIE! FRESH MEAT! ;)

ummm... oh!

Dude in the middle. "zzzzzzzzz" :D

Sorry, don't count that one! I need more time to think but I had to say something!!! :o :D

[Alatar]

A nazgul crashes a party.

or

Farimir; hello farther ( to boromir) right, on three we hit him in the face.

or

Orc; What, i heard there was beer!

[AraCelebEarwen]

Nah! I like my earlier post. go ahead and count it if you want. :D

HELLO?!?! :o

[Mirelena]

I'm still here. I guess I just choose really lousy pictures...

I'll give it another day or two, then choose a winner.

In the meantime, promote, promote, promote! "Hey guys, check out the caption contest thread in the Bag End forum!" type thing... :o

[AraCelebEarwen]

No! It's a good pic! It's just that no ones been on other then a few of us 'weirdoes' :D

I'll put something in my sig... I think... ;) :D

[Urambo Tauro]

Boromir & Faramir: "Yes, father. We won't do it again. We promise... Can we go play now?"

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Boromir: Would you look at that?
Faramir: Oh my gosh, he is so totally wearing last year's armor.
B: I just can't believe it.
F: Yeah, and that pink dragon swooping out of the sky is pretty unusual too...

Okay, okay, you don't have to tell me how lame it is. I'm desperate to come up with something here, to show that it isn't a totally uninspiring pic and hopefully keep people interested in this thread...hello? Anybody out there? Oh well. I'll try to come up with something better later, but if it gets judged before then I can't say I'd care...can't believe how stupid I am.

[Hammersmith]

...


....Hair straighteners?

[Mirelena]

Erm... Well... I guess we've been waiting long enough...

"Dude, that is SO not your color..." was what I came up with. :p

Our winner is: H.G. Rosie! "That pink dragon swooping out of the sky" got me. :rolleyes:

By the way, I LIKE this armor. *gets protective* :D
Hair straighteners? :confused: lol

[Elendae]

*Struts into the room, ready to give his answer for the picture. But his footsteps only echo about the empty room.*

Anybody?! Helloooooo!!!! It's been awhile. Where is the portrait that many will try to give words to, but only one will be victorious and bring in the next frame of fame? :confused: :rolleyes:

[Urambo Tauro]

Drat! Hobbit-GalRosie's avatar already has a caption!
Maybe we should just pretend it's not there...

[AraCelebEarwen]

It would be fun to have you join us Elendae!

Perhaps if enough time passes we should 'vote' for someone to get the next pic? :D just another silly idea though... ;)

[Mirelena]

*raises hand and jumps up and down like the five-year olds Mir watches on occassion*

Ooo, ooo! Pick me! I'll do it!

*mutters* especially since my last one was obviously a bit of a flop... ;)

J/k. Someone find H.G. Rosie's phone number and remind her we still exist! LoL :D
If we DO decide to vote, I nominate Ara. You haven't chosen a pic recently, right?

[AraCelebEarwen]

Thanks for the thought, and it has been a while... It might also be fun to let someone else find a good pic... :rolleyes:

[Manwe]

*Tumbleweed blows around*
It's quiet, a little too quiet. Come on punks make my day and POST A PIC!!!

[Urambo Tauro]

Come back, Hobbit-GalRosie!
I'm having trouble coming up with captions for your avatar!

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

*runs into the room panting, with hair in a frazzly mess* My are so sorry! I have had no comp time for the past week or so because of all sorts of craziness that is utterly irrelevent. And I never would have thought my poor little caption would win. Yay for it!

Oh, poor, poor, Caption Contest thread. I have come to make thee live and jump again!

Okay, this one was somewhat hastily selected from a selection of pics I keep bookmarked for just such an emergency. Enjoy!

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/displayimage.php?album=263&pos=4

Btw, were you really trying to come up with captions for my avatar, Urambo Tauro? I feel sorry for you :D :p. I hope none of them were too deprecating.

[Hammersmith]

Let's shoot some hoops, brothers!

[Urambo Tauro]

You know what the Dwarf-lords are playing, don't you?
Dwarf-lords: "Rings around Hobbit-GalRosie, pocket full of posies..."
Annatar: "...Ashes! Ashes!..."
Dwarf-lords: "We all..."
Annatar: "...Fall down!"

[AraCelebEarwen]

AT LAST!!! :D

"Rings of power! Unite!"

eerrr... well? OH!

Dwarf 1: "Can't you see it?!"
Dwarf 2: "Where? Is that it?!"
Dwarf 3: "I got it! I got it! KILL THE SPIDER!!!"

Better? :D

[Urambo Tauro]

"Rings of power! Unite!"
*ROFL* :D Oh, no... I can just see it...! :rolleyes:

Dwarf-lords: "Wonder-Dwarf powers, activate!"
Dwarf-lord 1: "I'm a ferocious and dangerous animal!"
Dwarf-lord 2: "I'm a...
Dwarf-lord 2: "...
Dwarf-lord 2: "...a bucket of water!

or

Dwarf-lords: "Earth!" "Fire!" "Wind!" "Water!" "Heart!" "Go Annatar!"
(Dark Lord Sauron! He's our hero! Gonna take the Elves down to zero...!)

[AraCelebEarwen]

hehe. that's one for me then ;) well... if it was by vote at least... :D

But that's an interesting chant... :rolleyes: :D

[Urambo Tauro]

Dwarf-lord: "Where did our mugs of ale go? Oh, well. Cheers!"

[AraCelebEarwen]

*Looks around, wonders if anyone else will post, runs off giggling into the distance.*

These are good! It's gona to be really close! :D

[Elendae]

*Here I go :rolleyes: :D *

Dwarf 1; Look! in the sky, it's a bird!

Dwarf 2; No, It's an airplane!

Dwarf 3; No, no! It's Gandalf! And what the bloody 'ell is an airplane anyway?

Dwarf 1; What's Gandalf doing?

Dwarf 2; He fell off his eagle!

Dwarf 4; What are you guys standin' around for?! Get your helmets lads! His staff's a'glowin'!

Dwarf 5; INCOMING!!!!!

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Oh my gosh, these are incredibly good. Y'all had me going into more fits of laughter than I knew were possible in one day...I'll give it another week or so tops, just in case. I wouldn't think we could get anything better than what we already have, but then you've been topping yourselves so masterfully I wouldn't want to take a chance. And there are a lot of people who frequent this thread we haven't heard from...Manwe, and Varda35, and Nom, and so on--Heck, come to think of it Mir hasn't even shown herself yet, which seems odd...so just in case some of the old crowd comes running back with a late entry...

Oh, I suppose I should ask, Uraumbo Tauro, was all that stuff about Wonder-Dwarf powers another caption, or just a comment on Ara's? I ought to make certain what's what before I judge--even if it is a stupid question. :o :o :o :o

And...even stupider...who is Annatar again? :confused:

So yeah, don't worry, I haven't entirely disappeared again yet :D :D :D :D, and I don't intend to any time soon.

[Warrior93]

Dwarf-lords all together: Hail mighty rings! Hail Mighty rings!

Dwarf lord 1 : Hey wait a minute, They're plastic

Other dwarves: Hail mighty rings! hail mighty rings!

Dwarf lord: Oi! Are you bloody well deaf? They are plastic and got...A *Bites it* ohh! Is Chocolate!

All: Hail mighty rings! Hail mighty rings!

[AraCelebEarwen]

*curls up in giggle fit* :D :eek: :D

[yhwh1st]

Dwarf1: Now,now. Lets be fair about this.....mine is the biggest.

Dwarf2: Are you daft? Even an idiot could see that my ring is the biggest!
*Shouting from other dwarfs: no, mine's biggest!*

Dwarf1: Give me a break! We'll settle this by holding them up....and all observing that mine is the biggest.

Others:That's right Chief! Keep it up! Keep it up! No one could settle a bigger one than you! Keep it up! Keep it up!

[Urambo Tauro]

Oh, I suppose I should ask, Urambo Tauro, was all that stuff about Wonder-Dwarf powers another caption, or just a comment on Ara's?
I would feel guilty to claim it. The Wonder Twins and Captain Planet references were both inspired by Ara's caption. I love it!:D
...who is Annatar again? :confused:
Annatar was a name used by the disguised Sauron at the time the Rings of Power were forged.

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Right, thanks for clarifying.

Of course, I remembered who Annatar was a few hours after posting that... miles away from my comp. If I got on again before anyone posted I had planned on editing that post and asking if I won the $64,000 question and all that sort of jazz. C'est la vie.

[AraCelebEarwen]

errr... HELLO?!?!? ANYONE HERE?!? :confused: :o :) :D

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

I'm wondering the same thing. All right, I was hoping a few more people would join, but since it's been a week now I'll assume that no one else had any good ideas.

Anyway, I wish I could just say they all won, because for once now all the captions submitted could easily have won any contest without their equally hysterical competitors. So I'm just gonna bite the bullet and go by which one actually made me laugh the hardest, and that one is...


Dwarf 1; Look! in the sky, it's a bird!

Dwarf 2; No, It's an airplane!

Dwarf 3; No, no! It's Gandalf! And what the bloody 'ell is an airplane anyway?

Dwarf 1; What's Gandalf doing?

Dwarf 2; He fell off his eagle!

Dwarf 4; What are you guys standin' around for?! Get your helmets lads! His staff's a'glowin'!

Dwarf 5; INCOMING!!!!!


I was almost rolling on the floor laughing with that one, not just like the phrase, I mean literally. So Elendae, you're up then.

It's weird, I think the last time I picked one it was Ara when it was her first contribution, though I could be wrong, if you want to throw around some conspiracy theories that I just like whoever's new be my guest, lol. :p :p :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :D. Seriously, both times it was just the ones that made me laugh, above all the rest.

[Elendae]

Oh, oh! It's my turn, yay!
I'll pick a winner after awhile, don't know exactly how long though:)
Okay sorry, here it is, have fun! :D

[Urambo Tauro]

Oh, boy- what a pic! Let's see how long can we keep this one clean...

Saruman: "He was there, wasn't he?"
Grima: "Gandalf? No, he wasn't there... He's...
Grima: "...he's... uh..."
Grima: "...pushing up daisies! Yeah- I mean dead! Really dead!"

[AraCelebEarwen]

:eek: OH MY! :D I need to go think now... :p *rolls over trying to breathe* Gosh, I hope we can be nice with this one! :o :D

[Elendae]

Yes, lets try to keep it decent. :D But it was one of the better pics that I could find.

[Hammersmith]

Wasn't Grima! It was finger! All finger's doing! Finger sorry. Punish finger now.

[AraCelebEarwen]

hahaha! :D good one!

"You mean he really...? I mean... He just... BIT IT OFF?!! Just like that?!?!"

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Did you see, master...did you SEE what your precious pet crebain did to me?!?? It bit my finger!!! IT BIT -- MY -- FINGER!!! *hyperventilating*

[Urambo Tauro]

Grima (in toddler voice): "Daddy, can I have a cookie? Can I, can I?"
Saruman: "Grow."
Saruman: "Up."
Saruman: "Now."
Grima: "Okay, I'm all grown up. I'm this many! Can I have a cookie now?""
Saruman: "..."
Saruman: "Yes. Now go away."
Grima: *munch* *munch*
Saruman: "...and shut your mouth when you chew!"

[Daranavo]

*In his latest attempt to swoon Eowyn*
"Pull my finger. heh heh heh."

[AraCelebEarwen]

Very good! But how dose that go with the pic? :confused: :rolleyes:

It would be good to have you join us! :D Welcome! :D

[Daranavo]

Ok, I changed it to suit the pic. I should get a vote for each giggle too.

[AraCelebEarwen]

errr... :o Did you read any of the rules? :) If not, they kinda go like this...

1: A pic is chosen and posted by the winner of the last game (currently that would be Elendae's, just up there^)

2: Players (anyone) look at the posted pic entered for the next round

3: As people think up captions for the newest pic, they post and hope to win

4: The winner of the last round, poster of the pic, (Elendae for now) eventually choses a winner (not always very easy)

5: The winner thinks to look here, finds they have won, cheers, runs off to find a pic to post, sits back to laugh at the ideas we all put in and eventually picks the winner of that round...

At least, that's the idea. :D Have fun!!! :D

[Manwe]

Grima: See Saruman? Thumbs goes on, thumb goes off

[Elendae]

One week has been and gone, therefore let judgment be passed upon the contestants.


All were very good, but one stood out. :D

*In his latest attempt to swoon Eowyn*
"Pull my finger. heh heh heh."

I could just see Grima trying that. :rolleyes:

Short and... may I say sweet? :D Nah, more like rank, but hilarious!

I don't know what's up with the newbies to the game, but we just seem to have a flare for this stuff. :D So Daranavo you're up!!

[Daranavo]

Thank you Elendae, and to everyone who keeps this contest alive. I shall endeavor to find a good pic and very soon.

[Daranavo]

Ok, I had this one waiting in the wings. I hope you like it and that it spawns many colorful ideas among you.

[AraCelebEarwen]

:eek: What is it with the new players?!?! This could be fun! :D *Trys to breath in-between giggles* OH MY!!! LOLhehehe... That's a GOOD one dude! This could be interesting!, though I shall do my best to be nice! ;) :rolleyes:

Marry: Do you see that?!?!!
Pippin: *drooling and nodding*
Marry: That must be the biggest mushroom EVER!!!
Pippin: My precioussssss....

:D

[yhwh1st]

Good one Ara! *falls on floor laughing*


Merri and Pippin's Last Attempt at a Prank

*Whispered*
Pippin: Here he comes!
Merri: Come on. A little more to the right. No, that's too far!
Pippin: I think he's looking for us. He's moving this way!
Merri: Keep quiet and it might work!
Both: Ha ha! It worked! The rope caught his foot! We caught Gandalf!
*blinding flash of light*
Merri: Ut-oh. I think we're in trouble.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I like to imagine what Gandalf's response to this would be.

[AraCelebEarwen]

He is a fun one to pick on! :eek: :D Good job Meg!

*looks around* Hello? Anyone else here? :( Come on people! This is fun to play! Just jump in with an idea! (please remember to look at the rules though. ;) ) :D

[Mirelena]

Merry: "Do you see what I see!?!?"

Pippin: "Merry..."

Merry: "What?"

Pippen: "I think I just wet myself."

~~~~~

ElMir: "Oh, go change your armor!"

[AraCelebEarwen]

Narrator: "In this episode of 'Hobbits, The really story', we watch as the assumingly sweet and care free hobbits, Marri and little Pippen, find something they had never dare thought to be real..." *the voice fades into the title music*


:D

[Daranavo]

I could not resist to have one for myself, though ofcourse, it doesn't count.

Pippin: "Merry, whats that orc holding?"

Merry: "It's a pint."

Pippin: *gasp* "They come in pints? I'm getting one."

[yhwh1st]

Come on everyone, Dar needs more options! Isn't anyone else going to post?

[AraCelebEarwen]

Well... if we're still waiting... Look closely at the hands! ;)

"What happens when I push this button?"
*BOOOOOMMM!!!*
"oops..."



Well, Dar? It's been more then a week... were did everyone go? :confused: They where on, I know they were... but no posts were left for us to see... I will wait and see, there are some rather good ones at least! :D Thanks everyone that DID post! Keep 'um coming! :D

[Rosalee LuAnn]

"I cannot jump that distance, you're gonna have to toss me!"

[Urambo Tauro]

Merry: "Look at all those orcs!"
Pippin: "Do you think we should invite Frodo to our hiding-spot?"
Merry: "Nah- they're just here to escort Frodo to Saruman's party. Maybe we should go too... I hear Saruman has some pipe-weed! And just in time- I'm all out."
Pippin: "Let's go!"

[Daranavo]

Marry: Do you see that?!?!!
Pippin: *drooling and nodding*
Marry: That must be the biggest mushroom EVER!!!
Pippin: My precioussssss....

I believe this one is much more true to their character then any of the others. I hand the torch to you Ara.

[AraCelebEarwen]

Thank you! I have found a pic in honor of all the previous jokes and marry-making both here and other places. I hope you find some very creative, interesting and hopefully somewhat nice entries. ;) :D Nah, have at it people!!! :D ENJOY!!!

[Urambo Tauro]

Gandalf: "There is only one Lord of the Ring. Only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share carats!"
Mr. Ed: "Did you say carrots?"
Gandalf: "Hush!"

[Rosalee LuAnn]

"I it just me, or does that hat make Gandalf look like a smerf?"

*Gandalf glares from under said hat*

"Do you think he heard me?"

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

"Frodo Baggins, what did you put on my saddle?!"

Or um,

"C'mon, Gandy, smile for the camera."
"If you point that thing in my direction one more time I'm gonna whack your head of with my stick."

Uh, no. I guess that doesn't work.

Rofl! This is a great pic!

[yhwh1st]

Edit: At that moment Gandalf realized that he left his staff on the mantle at Bag End, right next to the ring.

[Daranavo]

Gandalf watches as a Nazgul knocks on Frodo's door.

Gandalf: "Oh, this is going to be good."

[yhwh1st]

Anyone else? Come on folks! Lets make this game interesting.

[Mirelena]

"Hang on... WHICH one's Gandalf?"

[AraCelebEarwen]

My oh my! Is this it so far?! :o Surly someone has another?! These are all very good! Don't get me wrong! It's just that I thought somehow there might be more ideas... Ah well... I'll give it a little longer, maybe a day or two? :p

HELLO?!!! ANYONE WANT TO PLAY?!? :confused:


:D

[Lomin...]

Merry: Look!!! A pint!

Pippen: I want one, too!

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Oh dear. I think there's some confusion now. So, for Mirelena and Lomin... and anyone else who might be confused since the situation is kinda hard to follow at the moment; the current pic is the one of Gandalf by his horse...see Ara's post. She won the Merry/Pip contest. Dash it all, if I'd remembered that without coming to examine the thread I might've warned Lomin... What up, bro?

[AraCelebEarwen]

Well then, here's a heads up. I'll let it go for just a little longer for those who just got here...but I have one or two in mind so unless something new comes along we're close to having a winner!

Good luck all! Let's see what you've got! :D

[Lomin...]

Sorry about that guys and gals. Thanxies for the heads-up, HG!

So here's the new one:

Gandalf, in a stern gruff voice "No! You can't come."

Merry and pippin: "Why not?!"

Gandalf: "Because."

Merry and pippin: "Because what!?"

Gandalf: "Just because."

Merry and pippin: *crying*

...

...

gandalf: *crying*... *comes to hugs the hobbits*

Horse (it doesn't look like shadowfax?): People. *wags head*

Okay, that was stupid, but it's late. XP

[AraCelebEarwen]

Well..... After a long while and then a little... I will first say that I really do like most if not all of these! :D Very good, every one!!! I had to pick one that I knew would do though, Meg can't get on as much right now, Dar's just had a turn and I think we sorta lost some of you... And now that I have picked and bugged I will now point and pass the baton! :D


"I it just me, or does that hat make Gandalf look like a smerf?"

*Gandalf glares from under said hat*

"Do you think he heard me?"

We have a winner!!!!! :D I don't like smerfs but I think you hit the face dead on with that one! You're up! Have fun and good luck!

MAKE IT A GOOD ONE!!! LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET MORE PLAYERS IN HERE!!!!

COME ON PEOPLE! THIS IS FUN AND REALLY NOT SOMETHING THAT WILL CAUSE YOUR BRAIN TO MELT ALL THAT BAD! :D COME PLAY WITH US! WE REALLY ARE NICE PEOPLEZ!!! :D *big blue eyes*

[Rosalee LuAnn]

Wow, I won? How do ya figure that? I didn't even think it was that good! Well, I'm flattered. Now, lets see if I figured out how to use an attachment correctly...aparently not. A little help over here, please?

[Rosalee LuAnn]

There! Figured it out... have fun!

[Mirelena]

During an interview, Billy Boyd answers a question about Dominic Monaghan's prowess as a "ladies' man:"

"See, he was flirting with this really pretty girl and there was something in his nose, but I didn't tell him. So, when she left, Dom was all like, 'What did I do?' *mischievous chuckle* I just smiled and said, 'I don't know, Dom. I just don't know.'"

[Rosalee LuAnn]

Maybe we should make this a competition for thinking up the funniest story for him to be telling... Ha ha. :D

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Er, no, Mrs. Sackville-Baggins, heaven knows I would never have called a lovely lady such as yourself *hiding a grin* a bossy, pedantic, old harpy *snigger*. In fact, if you find out who did, he he, you just send him my way, and I'll teach him a thing or two, so I will. *wanders off chuckling to self*

OK, I know...I can't think of anything, give me a break.

[AraCelebEarwen]

"Well... Everyone knows that elves all have long hair! *snicker* But, well... *snicker* It only took a second! *snort* Haven't you EVER wondered what a bald elf looks like?!" *falls over laughing*

-----------------that's my bit. *bows*

:D K, well... I don't know if I can win or not but someone needed to keep this goin'! Yessssss... keep playing we must! Never letsss it sinks! No precious! NEVER!

Come on! Tiz surely not that hard! :p :D

[Wolfshead]

Billy Boyd's constipation was really starting to get on his nerves.

[Rosalee LuAnn]

Since I've been gone forever and its more than likely I'll be gone for another forever (;)) I'll simply declare Hobbit-GalRosie the winner so you all can get on with the game and a more easily captionized picture. :)

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

WEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I win again! I am Dee Queeen uv dee Cap-shee-Oone Conn-tessst!

Sorry, I've had a bit too much 1420* today/night/whatever-the-heck-time-it-is-and-who-cares-anyway.

Anywho, I started browsing around the warofthering.net galleries, as I almost always do, and couldn't resist this one. Oh, wait. We don't want people confused and not able to find the pic again so... HERE IS LINK!!! FOLLOW LINK FOR PIC! That ought to make this post noticeable enough. http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/displayimage.php?album=263&pos=29

Now, I think there could be many funny things Merry or Pippin could be thinking/saying upon receiving their dagger, and also many a side-splitting retort from whichever one the pic isn't featuring... I can't tell by the hands myself, maybe someone else out there is obsessed enough to know :rolleyes: :p :D :confused:.

HOWEVER, I think it essential that I point out that we have a very good view here of the dagger itself, which has an Elvish inscription. I would hope that some people might get a bit creative about what a, ah, good literal translation might look like :D ;).

So, with those parting words of advice, I'll leave all the incredibly smart and funny people of TTF to get down to work!

Oh, er, it occurred to me that I should re-state about now what I said way back when I won for the first time... I don't like dirty jokes, and although I believe it's sort of a rule not to do those we all can see there have been several cases of...lapses. I have never found them funny, and wouldn't consider anything of the sort. If anyone thinks this is unfair y'all can elect someone else to judge and I won't take offense.

OK, with that caveat made clear, let's have some fun with this, awright? :)

*aka 2% milk. Whole is better, but I'm fresh out.

[Urambo Tauro]

~~echedi-tir le~~

Translation: Made you look!

[AraCelebEarwen]

*Strider reading under his breath* "Made... in... C..h..i..n..a...?!?"

*Gimli slaps him on the back* "There! Didn't I say ya should never trust an elf?!"


:D well? 'ello? *knock knock* Anyone there?

[Urambo Tauro]

TRANSLATION: Warning: choking hazard - keep out of reach of children - for indoor or outdoor use only - hunting knife is not for everyone, rare and serious side effects due to misuse include abdominal pain, stomach upset, metallic taste in mouth, sudden weight loss, indigestion, shortness of breath, blood disorders, and death

Oh, and this:

[Mirelena]

Aragorn was hesitant about pulling the blade from its sheath because the voice of Gilraen kept repeating in his mind, "Onen i estel edain... Aragorn, how many times must I tell you NOT to play with Celeborn's swords?... u chebin estel- I said PUT IT DOWN!..."

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Er, yeah, I just finally noticed that's Aragorn's dagger, nothing to do with Merry or Pip. *slaps forehead* D'oh. It's still a good pic, lol. Maybe a better one.

Anyway, these are all great, peeps, keep 'em coming, eh?

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

I must be the most adept thread-killer that ever lived. Somehow or other, I post and the replies stop coming.

Hello? People? Forum? SOMEBODY?!?!

I'd really like to have a few more before I judge this thing. The ones we have are great, but you like to have some variety and that kinda junk, you know? Please?

[Wolfshead]

Merry: Right, now to teach that devious Pippin for drinking too much ent draught. Cut him right down to size. Mwuhahaha...

[AraCelebEarwen]

"Should it be glowing like that...?"

:D:o 'llo? *wanders around looking lost*

*snickersnickersnicker*

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/displayimage.php?album=123&pos=36

*runs off*

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

OK...I was really hoping for more than this, but I guess my pic wasn't such a good idea after all. So I think I have to give the nod to Urambo Tauro. That was darned hilarious! Close second is Ara, the thought of Elvish swords made in China...it just does something to me that I don't quite know how to describe.

So...Urambo Tauro, get in here and post something to bring this sorry lil place back to life! You hear me?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Urambo Tauro]

:o ....Y-Yes, m-ma'am....
...uh...

:D HEADS UP! NEW PIC BELOW! :D
BTW, which caption won?:confused:

[AraCelebEarwen]

Alright... did you mean to do that as a download pic? :confused: (edit->)oh, sorry, I guess it's not. :D



"Shadows... Everywhere... So... Dark..." *creeeeeek* "WHAT WAS THAT?!!"

[Mirelena]

"Ok, it's just like Gil-Galad always said; 'Walk softly and carry a big stick.' For all the good it did him."

Or

"...Is that foot- TWITCHING!?"

[e.Blackstar]

"Ok, it's just like Gil-Galad always said; 'Walk softly and carry a big stick.' For all the good it did him."


Hilarious! :D

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Hello? Sir? I believe you've dropped you sword.

(I know. I have a weird sense of humour)

And I meant the second caption by Urambo Tauro. Indoor or outdoor use only! ROFL! And just in case someone doesn't know...it actually does say that on most packages of Christmas lights.

[Mirelena]

"I play dead really well, don't I? The arrows protruding from my chest were just a touch of genius."

or

Tensions were running a little too high for practical jokes... That's why the guy on the ground is dead-looking.

[Urambo Tauro]

"Ok, it's just like Gil-Galad always said; 'Walk softly and carry a big stick.' For all the good it did him."
:D WINNER!! :D

Your turn, Mirelena!

[Mirelena]

*does happy dance* Now to find a good picture... :D

Here it is! But no fun. And no funny business, got it?

[Mirelena]

*in lousy French accent* "You! You are beautiful... Your whiskers... I want to kiss you!" -The Brownie I-can't-remember-his-name, Willow

[AraCelebEarwen]

I love that pic! Now if only I could think of something to go with it...

"Saaaaam? What were you trimin' under that window? Do I smell pipe weed?"

Maybe that's not my best... :o

[Daranavo]

Roul, sounds like Rule, was his name. (The pixie in wollow)

[Daranavo]

Mary pauses again as he has another daydream involving the Prancing Pony, and a rather large Pint of ale.

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Um...what was my line again?

[AraCelebEarwen]

I still laugh at seeing that pic, but sadly I still can't seem to think of anything worth posting. :o :)

[Mirelena]

LoL, Ara... I could say that your last post made the funniest caption, but I know you didn't post it as such. :rolleyes:

*drumroll* Daranavo! You're up, man! Make it good. ;)

[Daranavo]

I won? OMG, I never would of guessed, there were a couple good ones there.

[AraCelebEarwen]

When you ask an elf for help, he will tell you both 'yes' and 'no'; and you can tell as soon as it comes to mind by the way his eyebrow twitches.

or

"And you are...?"

:rolleyes: :o :D

[Gandalf White]

*looking in his mirror*

"Well I'll be darned. This gray chin-hair just keeps growing."

*pluck*

[Gandalf White]

Or

Elrond gazes at his television set, thinking hard:

"Man, that Agent Smith guy looks familiar..."

[e.Blackstar]

"I wonder if Gimli knows about the toilet paper trailing off his boot..."


:cool:

[elrilgalia]

"I knew I should have gone to the toilet before this Council Meeting :o "

[Urambo Tauro]

Boromir: "Well, if I can't use the One Ring, I'm using Mr. Spoilsport's!"
Elrond: "Wha-- Hey! How'd you do that?"
Boromir: "Don't worry, I'm not gonna throw it into some inferno. Besides, all you ever do with it is flood the place."
Elrond: (He does have a point...)

[AraCelebEarwen]

it's alive!!!!!!!

:D Hi everybody! WOOOOHOOO! Welcome back! Good to see y'all again! Come on in!

:eek: This is going to be a good one... :D

hmmm.....


Elrond sees hobbit Jack.


If you don't know, don't ask.

[Daranavo]

Hmm, this is a tough one, however, Gandalf White's second entry did bring me to a chuckle. I proclaim him, the winner.

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

I've been gone too long, I've missed a whole contest :( :( :(.

Oh well. I couldn't have come up with anything to beat those...

C'mon Gandalf White, it's been over a week here and no piccy! *pouts*

[Mirelena]

Well, in that case, proclaim another winner!

Mir had a nigh on isatiable urge to post something about satin underwear, but we mostly resisted. *evil grin*

Another winner, another pic! *bounces up and down*

[AraCelebEarwen]

*gasps in horror and falls over laughing* MIR! How could you?! :eek: *starts giggling again* Sorry. *takes a breath*

Yes! Dar! Come on then! Let's have another one! Which is it? Who's turn is it? *watches impatiently* Maybe I should just send a reminder......

=^.^=

[Daranavo]

Ok I took the number of other people iwho participated and rolled randomly. Hobbit-Galrosie is the new winner.

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Ok I took the number of other people iwho participated and rolled randomly. Hobbit-Galrosie is the new winner.

Um, I didn't actually participate, I just posted after the fact lamenting that I couldn't...

So I don't think I've any business running the next contest. :(

I don't know what we're gonna do...

[AraCelebEarwen]

Come-on Rosie... Please. =0_0= It was for Dar to pick and he picked you, so it's your turn. Pleeeeeeeease? I wanna keep playin'...

=^.^=

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Okay, this thread has been dead for too long for my liking, so in the interest of keeping things going, and to slake Ara's eagerness :D I'm just gonna post a pic anyway, and if anyone objects...you can take it up with Dar :D :D.

So, without further ado
http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/displayimage.php?album=263&pos=37

[korhall]

gandalf :dude... when the hell did we get to oz?

[AraCelebEarwen]

"I may have seen a horse-fly... But the whole cart with it?!"

[AraCelebEarwen]

"And just to your left, we have the full sized set of Hobbiton. Filmed with a wide angle lens, they had to shoot from a helicopter to get anything to look the right size..." *megaphone beeps as it it's shut off tell the next stop*

[Urambo Tauro]

"Hey, look! It's Gandalf-- with his horse drawn cart! Can ya dig it?"
"Horse-drawn cart? So what? A car was here last week. I saw it. The only thing I'm diggin' is this soil."

[Mirelena]

"Crazy wizard drivers!!! When I was your age we didn't have carts. We WALKED wherever we wanted to go! I'll tell you about it! Uphill, both ways. In TWO FEET of snow!"

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

"Crazy wizard drivers!!! When I was your age we didn't have carts. We WALKED wherever we wanted to go! I'll tell you about it! Uphill, both ways. In TWO FEET of snow!"
Winner!
I loved 'em all, my fine forum friends, but this was just too good. Special mention of korhall's submission as well.

So go make us all proud Mir! :D

[AraCelebEarwen]

er... *BUMP*

Mir? Where's da next pic? :o

'ello? :(


*sighs and listens to the echo*


:rolleyes: :)

[Mirelena]

Eep! :eek: I'm so sorry! I forgot that I had even posted in the Caption Contest thread! How sad is that!?

Ok, next pic is here:http://lotr.ugo.com/images/animation/hobbit/large/hobbit_23.jpg

It occured to me that I've never seen a picture from The (animated version of the) Hobbit. :rolleyes:

[e.Blackstar]

"You're the Baggins? Somehow I expected you to be taller..."

[Wolfshead]

"Gollum hadn't realised he would turn to stone at daybreak. And how embarrassing for it to happen whilst dressed up as a woman."

[AraCelebEarwen]

oh. my. gosh. :eek: Mir?! What a pic you have there! :D Alright. I'll post my entry now...


"I said get out! Can't you see I'm trying to get my beauty rest?!!"

[Mirelena]

Uh, guys... You DO know who that is, don't you?

*is the recipient of puzzled expressions* Ok, I guess not. ;)

The current picture for captionization is from the animated version of The Hobbit. The ELF pictured is Thranduil, king of Mirkwood/Greenwood the Great and father of Legolas... "He must have gotten his looks from his mothers' side..."

I thought I'd tell you, just for informations sake. :)

[AraCelebEarwen]

Oh yes, my dear. I do indeed know what that picture is of.

:D

And yes. I'm quite sure he did. ;)

*runs off giggling*

[Mirelena]

Oh, OK. *feels stupid*

Especially since no one has posted in this thread for almost a full month!!! :eek:

Anyway... If Wolfshead is still around, he gets the win. I rolled on the floor at the mental image of Gollum dressed as a female. :D
If there is no post in the next couple of days with a new pic, I suggest someone just start the thing over again. Pick a pic and let's roll!

[Urambo Tauro]

*performs CPR on the Caption Contest thread*

Live! Live!

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

*performs CPR on the Caption Contest thread*

Live! Live!
Maybe the Heimlich (SP?) manoeuver would be more appropriate?

Be well, little Caption Contest! Be well!

[AraCelebEarwen]

If there isn't anyone that takes it before one day from the time of this post, I'll put something up.

Just wondering though... If you're at all interested in playing, could you please raise your hand? *looks around trying to appear a little more hopeful then she really feels at the moment*

[Urambo Tauro]

If you're at all interested in playing, could you please raise your hand?
..........

[AraCelebEarwen]

:eek:

:D That's one at least. :cool: Nice one Urambo. :D

[Urambo Tauro]

I could NOT resist! :D Thanks for the set-up. ;)

[AraCelebEarwen]

oops... :D hehe. I guess I get it now. And I really hope at least a few find this to be somewhat of an interesting piece to work from. ;)

have fun! (http://www.compleatseanbean.com/lotr-12.jpg)

*runs just far enough away to be safe but can still watch*

[yhwh1st]

I'm not on enough for you to pick me. I just couldn't resist! Hehe!


Boromir in deep thought............. "I love grapes!"

[Urambo Tauro]

Boromir: "The dead of night.... no fire.... Doors locked.... everybody's grumpy.... creepy pool.... ....Yeah, this is awesome!"

Gimli: "Moron."

Boromir: "Skeptic."

Gimli: "Dork."

Boromir: "Dwarf-...."

Gimli: "AND PROUD OF IT!"

Boromir: "....-woman."

Gimli: "Oh, it's ON!"

Gandalf: "Will you two SHUT UP!!" (voice echoing off rock)

Boromir & Gimli: "He started it."

[e.Blackstar]

Boromir knew he should tell Legolas that his hair was on fire, but it was just too funny to ruin.

[AraCelebEarwen]

HA! HAHA! Can it be?! Am I seeing things? *pinches self* OUCH! *blink* YAY!!!

oh my goodness... :eek: this is going to be a hard one... :D

[Mirelena]

Oh, but we're not done yet!

"Have I ever told you green really goes with your eyes?"

-or-

Merry: "Boromir... Are you constipated?"

(Mir apologizes. This is the very first thing that came to our mind. It's quite sad.) :rolleyes:

[Wolfshead]

Anyway... If Wolfshead is still around, he gets the win. I rolled on the floor at the mental image of Gollum dressed as a female. :D
If there is no post in the next couple of days with a new pic, I suggest someone just start the thing over again. Pick a pic and let's roll!
Och well, never mind. I did another one of my infamous disappearing acts for a while. I was on over Easter then when I came back to uni my computer broke and it took nearly a month for me to get round to fixing, and I had essays to write, and now I have exams... meh. At least I've only got a week left to go before 3 months of summer holiday!

[Muffinly]

"I'm sorry Sam, I'm not Jesus. Yes, I know there is a family resemblance, but he died a long time ago. Yes, I know he's still alive but I'm not him."

[AraCelebEarwen]

Oh, but we're not done yet!
So I see... :eek: :D :cool: :D

How much longer shall I give it? Are we still going to go with a week being a good amount of time? *shrug* I'm still enjoying what's been tossed out already. You guys are grate. (mostly cuz you actually posted anything... hehe) *claps for them*

Keep it coming or let me get on with it? What shall it be?! =^.^=

[AraCelebEarwen]

Aaaand... *bell rings* TIME'S UP! :D

With special mention going to all that posted; honorable second place to more then it can be given and a sucker to Blackstar for the bit about the extra golden loches... (:eek: :cool: :D)

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Boromir: "The dead of night.... no fire.... Doors locked.... everybody's grumpy.... creepy pool.... ....Yeah, this is awesome!"

Gimli: "Moron."

Boromir: "Skeptic."

Gimli: "Dork."

Boromir: "Dwarf-...."

Gimli: "AND PROUD OF IT!"

Boromir: "....-woman."

Gimli: "Oh, it's ON!"

Gandalf: "Will you two SHUT UP!!" (voice echoing off rock)

Boromir & Gimli: "He started it."

All I can say is that you only need remember so many family outings........ :rolleyes: :D

Make it a fine one, mellon nin. =^.^=

[Urambo Tauro]

Woo-hoo! Sorry about the wait; I've been having trouble logging on. Is the server slow?

Enjoy! (I'll give this one ten days)

[Mirelena]

Mushu: Are you seeing this!? That wizard just popped up out of the snow- Like a daisy!!!

Mulan: Wrong show, you freaking idiot!

[e.Blackstar]

"Aragorn, that was NOT FUNNY!"

[AraCelebEarwen]

Gandalf at the moment in which he finally realizes why it may not be a good idea to let some of the fellowship do the washing.

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

"Luckily in an emergency my staff can be used as a floatation device."

...

Yeah, I know, it doesn't exactly make sense to me either, but 'twas the first thing that came to mind and struck me as...mildly amusing.

You'll probably want to pick another winner on the off chance this wins, I'm not around here much anymore.

[Urambo Tauro]

Mushu: Are you seeing this!? That wizard just popped up out of the snow- Like a daisy!!!

Mulan: Wrong show, you freaking idiot!
Well, I guess no matter how the wizard howls, Caradhras cannot bow to it.:D
Nice one, Mirelena; your turn!

[AraCelebEarwen]

*pushes and shoves in an attempt to bring the thread up out of the shadows*

*sinks to the ground to catch her breath and looks around hopefuly*

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Hellloooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Miralena?

Is anyone here? What happened to the picses? *starts to cry*

[e.Blackstar]

Well, since Mir's not showing up and UT isn't around to give us another winner, I guess I'll cheat. :rolleyes:

http://grail.cs.washington.edu/projects/digital-matting/image-matting/other/galadriel-input.png

[AraCelebEarwen]

:D Way to go, B. Cheating isn't always too ill looked upon. ;)

Alright...

The elves; tall, wise, ageless, beautiful hai... wait... What's that?! There's a hair out of line!!! :eek:

[Urambo Tauro]

Anything to keep it going!

**DELETED SCENE**
Galadriel: "And to you, Olórin, I give you the Magic-Hair-Straightener of the Noldorin. May you learn to avoid hat-hair from this day forth! Even the smallest bad hair day can change the course of the future...."

[AraCelebEarwen]

*coughs* erm... hello? :o

*knows time most likely isn't to others as it may be to her and wonders if she ought to leave well enough alone for a while yet*