Caption Contest

[ely]

Galadriel thinks: 'The moment he looks away, I'll dive for that last piece of chocolate.'

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

This one's kind tough to think of anything for. I had a couple ideas and didn't much like either, but here they are anyway in the interest of keeping things going.

"Hello gorgeous. Now who's that lovely lady in the looking glass? Yoooou are! You are!"

Or

The Galadriel Christmas tree ornament! With handy loop for hanging on the back of her head! ONLY $19.95! Call now.

Yeah, I can't remember being quite this embarrassed to post captions utnil now...new low for me.

[AraCelebEarwen]

Don't worry Rosie, it can get better...

But we're not done yet folks! Call now and we'll throw in the 'One Ring' tree topper complete with an optional 'Dark Tower' table stand! All this still for only $19.95 and they're goin' fast!!!

:o :D

p.s. this one isn't an entry, I just had to post after reading that. =^.^=

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

But we're not done yet folks! Call now and we'll throw in the 'One Ring' tree topper complete with an optional 'Dark Tower' table stand! All this still for only $19.95 and they're goin' fast!!!

*snort* *chuckle* NOW it's funny! :D See I knew it was missing something!:p :D :)

[e.Blackstar]

I pick ely! 'The moment he looks away, I'll dive for that last piece of chocolate.' is truly inspired.

[ely]

:p Hehe, thanks. It was just that the expression on Galadriel's face reminded me of the expression on my face whenever I spy a last piece of chocolate. Or any chocolate, for that matter. :p

Ok, next picture. If this has already been, tell me, and I'll give you a new one. Otherwise, have fun! :D

Caption Me (http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/540/eowynwhitedress2kd1.jpg)

[AraCelebEarwen]

Good pic! :)

Sighing forlornly- "My kingdom for a hair-net..."

=^.^=

[e.Blackstar]

"What was that that Saruman was saying about the House of Eorl rolling around in the hay?"

[Urambo Tauro]

Éowyn: "Eat your heart out, Marilyn Monroe!"

[ely]

How long till I have to pick a winner? A week, or ten days?

Well, it's been ten days already, so I'll pick someone.

And the winner is...

Sighing forlornly- "My kingdom for a hair-net..."

Don't you just hate it when the wind blows hair into your face? I do. ;)

[AraCelebEarwen]

It can so easily drive you nuts if you even start to let it. :rolleyes: :D

WOOT! =^.^*= *bows*

Now, after digging through a slightly different set of ideas, I think I'll just go with posting something I only just found. I will also try to bite my tongue and not make any entries of my own. *tries to keep mouth shut but wants to snicker at the things she could come up with*

http://kladz1.free.fr/photo_construction_26_06_03/LOTR%20Sreen.jpg

Have at it! *covers head*

[Gandalf White]

Legolas: "Maybe if I ignore him like this, he'll stop asking me to kiss him."

[AraCelebEarwen]

Was...um...was that all? Default wins a caption contest? hmmmm...

[korhall]

aragorn* should i tell him about that giant spider on his back?

[Mirelena]

Well, yes. OR- you can choose from the slowly increasing number...

*SNAP*

Legolas: What was that!?

Aragorn: Would you calm down already?

*SNAP*

Aragorn: What was that!?

[AraCelebEarwen]

oh no! Now it's getting hard! :eek: :D :D

[Mirelena]

Legolas: "Where's the dwarf!?"

[Urambo Tauro]

Aragorn: "Well, the eastern shore worries ME!"

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

L: We're trapped.
A: What?
L: There's a little black box...surrounding us...we're trapped!
A: Uh-huh.
L: WHAT?! Don't you see it?!!!
A: Legolas, I think you need to sit down.
L: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MORTLS?!!?! Do you never know when you're in danger? Can your senses truly be so dim?
A: No need to get--
L: IT'S THERE I tell you! We have to... We have to... *runs through the forest* AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! It's still there! It's still there! There's no escaping the little black box!!! There's no way out! No way out! AUGHHH!!!
A: *stares straight out through the box* He's an odd one, isn't he? *jabs thumb in L's direction*

...

Don't even ask where that came from. The only thing I know is it's someplace in my sub-conscious I don't even want to know about.:p :D ;) :cool:

[AraCelebEarwen]

Alright alright! *tries to breath* Sheesh people! :p :D

oh dear.......I do hate the picking part. ummm....

I've got say though; quite good all 'round guys! :eek: :cool:

errrrr............

[Mirelena]

That's not a decision!!! ;)

[AraCelebEarwen]

oh... wasn't it though?... :o :p :D

"aragorn* should i tell him about that giant spider on his back?"

:D :D :D I can SOOOO see that!

*hides*

[korhall]

Victory Is Mine!!!!! Woooot

[AraCelebEarwen]

so um... *cough* Got a pic?

=0.0?= =^.^=

[korhall]

http://www.starpulse.com/Movies/Lord_of_the_Rings_the_Return_of_the_King/gallery/NLC000155/

this will be the new pic, have fun

[Mirelena]

"How could anyone give birth to something so ugly?"

(Don't mind me, I'm just being... weird.)

[Urambo Tauro]

Aragorn: "Goodness! Gracious! Great balls o' fire!"

(Not very original, but someone had to say it. :o)

[Starbrow]

HA! Denethor thinks he can beat me in bowling. But now that I have my "precious" bowling ball, he doesn't stand a chance. We'll see who gets to sit on the bowling alley throne now.

[Urambo Tauro]

Aragorn: "The power of the sun.... in the palm of my hand."

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Alas, poor Sauron, I knew him well.

Sorry. Couldn't resist. :eek:

[AraCelebEarwen]

The tension was so thick you could cut it with an ork blade as the commentator leaned towards his mike. "Will he get that last needed strike and win the Middle Earth Bowling Tournament?"

[korhall]

thats the end... i hereby announce the winner to be the bowling one, with the hamlet refference being a close second.

[AraCelebEarwen]

=^.^=

*sneaks in to post* :o

http://www.lotr.wz.cz/lotr1.jpg


*angelic grin*

[Noldor_returned]

Hobbit: Well I'll be. If that isn't me mother in-law come to visit.

[korhall]

*rider*:did you ever have one of those days when you thought things couldn't get worse, and then they do?

hobbit: no why?

*rider*: its about to

[Urambo Tauro]

Polo champions of Middle-earth. Nothing stands in their way.

[Seregon]

And you thought YOUR carpool was bad.

[Mirelena]

That has got to be the most sick-minded amusement park ride I've ever seen.

[chrysophalax]

That's one heck of a speed bump!

[AraCelebEarwen]

HAHAHA! The longer I leave this one, the better they seem to get! :D

I'll give it one or two more days so I can think. Way to go everybody! :cool: =^.^=

[elfgirl]

Anouncer One: Wow, I wasn't even aware Frodo was Jewish!

Anouncer Two: Yes, this is indeed, a Briss to remember.

Anouncer One: I didn't know they had Middle-Earth Briss.

Anouncer Two: Yes, although I think Frodo is none-too-happy about the way it's being done.

[AraCelebEarwen]

"Polo champions of Middle-earth. Nothing stands in their way."

Those all very much rock by the way. :D

=^.^=

[Mirelena]

Hey, are we going to get a new pic soon?

[Seregon]

Seeing as the person who won hasn't been active for eleven days (since two days after he posted here, I believe), I would hazard a guess at...

no.

Yep, definitely no.

[AraCelebEarwen]

Yeeeeah... Well then. Seregon? You want it since you entered and I know you're around? :)

[Seregon]

Sure! I'll go through and get a screencap tonight, and post it ASAP.

[Urambo Tauro]

Oooops. (Serves me right for being late.)

It's all yours, Seregon.
Pic! Pic! Give us the pic!
Pic! Pic! Show us the pic!

[Seregon]

I'm not sure if this one has been done or not, but either way, go ahead - give it a whack.

And Elfy... PLEASE... don't hurt me!

[elfgirl]

So it's basically elf-bashing, eh? Grrrr...

Caption:

It was only then that Legolas realized it might not be the best time to come clean about his feelings.


(So how many elf-bashing points is that? Ten? Twenty?)

[Noldor_returned]

Trying not to laugh, Legolas said, "Don't look now, but your fly's open."

[korhall]

legolas : aragorn... stop laughing, you know i look better than arwen in this outfit.

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

"You just hate not being able to tell what I'm thinking when I smirk like this, don't you?"

[AraCelebEarwen]

"I told you the hair would work."

[Seregon]

Alright, it seems there will be no more captions. Here I was thinking there would be at least one more person...

Ah, well...

This was tough.

I have to go with korhall, with Noldor_Returned being a VERY close second.

[Noldor_returned]

So close, yet so far...what'll it be korhall?

[korhall]

http://www.movieweb.com/movies/film/03/3/gal1880/12.php

have fun kids

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Faramir (tickled but trying not to show it): After all Merry did at the battle it really was too bad of you to trip him like that.
Eowyn: *titters* Did you see? He went flying. Heehee. Hoohoo. Oh, I hurt myself.





...........Don't mind old Rosie now, loves, I'm just the resident mental case. Move along. Nothing to see.

[Urambo Tauro]

Faramir: "Clapping fuuuun! Faramir liiiike clapping! Huh-huh-huh!"

[Seregon]

Faramir: Think anyone notices we're the only group wearing armor?
Eowyn: Yeah, just a question - how many orcs are we expecting today?
Faramir: *smile slips off his face* Quiet.
Eowyn: And here I would've made that armor look good.
Faramir: *stews in own rage*

[AraCelebEarwen]

Eowyn: Hi... hehehehehe*snort*
Faramir: er...

(helps if you've watched the behind the scenes stuff... :o )
-----------------------

Faramir to self: Man these white things itch... Shoot! She's looking! Smile man!
Eowyn to self: HE'S SMILING AT ME!!

[Noldor_returned]

Eowyn: I love what you've done with your armour. I love your hair. I love you.
Faramir: *Smiling and nodding, thinking, 'God, why couldn't I have got the elf-girl?'*

[Mirelena]

I wonder if Eowyn realizes she has broccoli stuck in her teeth. -Faramir

[korhall]

and noldor takes the gold... well played, everyone wants the elf girl

[Noldor_returned]

Okay:

http://www.compleatseanbean.com/lotr-14.jpg

Start captioning!

[elfgirl]

Boromir: Is it a bird?
Boromir: Is it a plane?
Boromir: No it's -

*thud*

Frodo: A long-range projectile?

Legolas: *roaring with laughter* Noooo, you said, the catapult will never work you said...

Aragorn: *snicker* Guess I was wrong.

Merry: I wanna go again! I wanna go again!

[DGoeij]

Boromir: So I've ridden a thousand miles. I'm sore to the bone. And now you're telling me you guys are telepathic?

--------------

Bromoir: Dude, where's my car?

[AraCelebEarwen]

"Oh. Sure. I'm going to die trying to save some fuzzy-footed munchkins while he's off hideing in a cave, and who get's the girls?!... nice."

(I know I had something at first glance though... OH!)

"It was the horse. I swear."

[korhall]

what do you mean, did i bring the ring?

[Arvedui]

"Oh, no! Here goes Legolas and his Silmarillion Musical again!"

[DGoeij]

what do you mean, did i bring the ring?

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to respond, but LOL! :D

[Urambo Tauro]

(Boromir knocks on Imladris gate)
Boromir: "Dominoes Pizza."
(silence)
Boromir: "Hello!? Anyone here?"
(more silence)
Boromir: "Guys...! Pizza!"
(more silence)
Boromir (quietly): "Free pizza?"
(Arrow whistles past his ear)
Gimli: "Khazâd ai-mênu!"
Aragorn: "Piiiizzaaaahh!"
Pippin: "Merry! You see that? Strider does know about second breakfast! You owe me five bucks!"
(Elrond buries his face in his hands)

[Noldor_returned]

Well the one that tickled my fancy the most was Urambo Tauro's, with korhall a close second. They were all pretty good though.

[Urambo Tauro]

Open your mouth and close your eyes, I'll give you a big surprise:

SURPRISE!

[Noldor_returned]

:O What's this I see? More maggoty bread?

[Starbrow]

Is that Christmas present for ME?

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

BRAI~AI~AINS!

Uh, right, that was my first thought on seeing this. Let's see if I have something more worthy hiding in the recesses of my not-so-finely-tuned mind.

"Somebody needs a hug."

LOL!!!

Sorry. I guess it's not polite to laugh at your own joke. But I never gave a darn about politeness anyway, so...

Well, between the two of those, I'll call this a post.

[Urambo Tauro]

Well, I was hoping for more submissions, but I gotta admit- this one was pretty darn good.
:O What's this I see? More maggoty bread?

I didn't know Grishnakh was that hungry! Ha ha!

Go for it, NR!

[Noldor_returned]

Okay here tis:

http://mindtangle.net/wp-content/sam_frodo_newline.jpg


Start captioning!

[DGoeij]

Frodo: Oh dear, what's Aragorn doing to that poor little ....
Samwise (interrupts): If we walk away now, he'll never know we saw him.

[Ithrynluin]

Sam: Are you seeing what I'm seeing, Mr. Frodo? It looks like a Black Rider.

Frodo: I was actually observing that colony of ants carrying off their eggs to a new, safer hive. Fascinating!

[korhall]

man, now i know why they say dwarves do it better, damn gimli... but who knew legolas could bend that way?

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Y'know, we had almost the exact same pic somewhere waaaay back there. Oh well.

Frodo: WHAT IS THAT?
Sam: I don't know Mr. Frodo, it looks like a regular enough potato to me.
Frodo: Oh...






Me: *hides and never comes out* It was the only thing I could think of that even tried to be funny at all!

[Seregon]

Frodo: Oh Eru! Sam, do you see that?! Sam?... SAM!
Sam: Huh? Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Frodo. I was thinking of Rabbit Stew.
Frodo: Sam, you're messing up the whole storyline! Do you know how angry Peter's gonna be when he sees this?!

[korhall]

can we get a judgement please?

[Noldor_returned]

Sorry, other commitments and all that.

Tough choice, but my answer goes to Seregon. Your turn.

[Seregon]

YAY! Oooh, I'd like to thank my agent, and Oprah, and... and... oh, just everyone! lol.

Here ya go. I don't know if it's been done before but this thread is like, eighty pages long and I can't search that much so anyway...

...okay... I can't upload any files at all. Like, period so... here:
http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/LOTR_Fell013_Ians.jpg
I hope that works. If not... I don't know... tech-nerd trophy, anyone?

[korhall]

bilbo singing : be... our... buest, be our guest...

[Noldor_returned]

Nice one korhall...

Bilbo: Was that a pint you wanted?
Gandalf: They come in pints?! I'm getting one!

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

G: So what do you put in this tea anyway?
B: Oh, typical blend of leaves, herbs, and such, a little strychn--that is, nothing in particular.

...
I think I need help. My captions keep coming out twisted and creepy of late.

[korhall]

rosey... have you thought about sitting down with someone and having a little share time about this?

[Noldor_returned]

When are we hearing who the winner is?

[Seregon]

Well, honestly, I thought there would be a few more. (I'm sorry I've been gone for a week or so - Spring Break and all.) But I think that this contest goes to korhall.

Congrats, korhall!

[korhall]

http://www.geocities.com/lotrfunnystuff/lastalliance.jpg

lemie hear em. and they had better be funny

[Noldor_returned]

One elf to another: You could have warned me to go to the toilet before we left...

[Seregon]

Lead Elf: Alright, Tom, I know you look badass, but you still have to nail your landing! Come on, people! This is a competition for all of Middle Earth! Now, one more time - and I want it PERFECT! A-one, a-two, a-one, two three four!

All, singing and dancing: I am sixteen, going on seventeen...

[Noldor_returned]

Can we get a decision?

[korhall]

seregon, takes it.

[Seregon]

YAY! Okay, well - this has probably already been done, but it shouldn't be too hard.

[Noldor_returned]

Legolas: Ah I see. If you carry the one you get 42. Now it all makes sense.

[Seregon]

You know, if only one person posts... it's not much of a contest. I'm gonna give it a couple more days but come on! There used to be at least four people posting captions here!

[Ichigo]

Legolas thinks to self: "I like my dwarfs short and stumpy! BOW CHIKA WOW WOW! :)"

[Seregon]

Well... wow... um...

Thank you for that image. I'm never going to forget it. Every time I see Legolas' face, I'm gonna cry a little.

Because of the long-lasting searing images in the back of my head, NR, congratulations. And run. Run as fast as you can.

[Ichigo]

It couldn't of been that bad... i mean... at least i captured the true essence of what i thought.... might be true... MUHAHAHAHA

[Seregon]

It may be true, but not with Gimli it's not. And you thought it, everyone else had it in a nightmare that they repressed. Thank you. I think we all need counselling now.

(PM me if you want to keep bickering, btw.)


(Sorry if it wasn't clear in the above post - NR, you won.)

[Noldor_returned]

Chances are this pic has been done:
http://www.mns.school.nz/Bilbo.jpg

Caption time :D

And please, keep it clean...I'm looking at you Ichigo. PG 13 please.

[AraCelebEarwen]

"Live long and prosper! Now where's the cake?!"

[elfgirl]

Bilbo: "Now, now, ah know all that stuff with the war, is bad, an'... an' ah may not've handled it so good, but... Ah 'ave decided to run for re-election."

And so it began...

Bilbo/Chica '08, the most successful Presidential campaign in all of Middle Earth.

[Ichigo]

"who are these people? are they people? I'm laying off the pipe guys i'm sorry and i know its a shock , but... Hey Gandalf get that pipe out and lets have a chat!"

[Urambo Tauro]

Bilbo (standing up): "Hello. I'm Bilbo and I'm.... a ringoholic."
Crowd: "Hi Bilbo."
(Frodo nervously looks around, deciding whether to raise his hand or not....)

[Noldor_returned]

We have a winner!

Actually, you're all winners, but officially, the title goes to Urambo Tauro. Very nice.

[Urambo Tauro]

Wow, thanks!
This pic should be fun.... let's hear some captions!

[Miss Insanity]

"I swear that this fortress is absolutely, 100% wraith-proof. Now who wants to go see my latest inventions, the Titanic and the Hindenburg? Anyone?"

[Noldor_returned]

You want me to go up in that? I might chip a sword or something.

[Ithrynluin]

Umm...that is the City of the Kings I'm supposed to rule? Right-o.

[Seregon]

What on earth is that quick-moving shiny thing filled with people going by in the background? ...Wraiths aren't shiny...

[AraCelebEarwen]

I don't know about you guys, but I don't have a good feeling about staying at a place called Hotel Weathertop...

[Ichigo]

"who cut off gods hand?.... that looks as if it really hurt?"

[elfgirl]

Aragorn: Uh...
(thinking): Just don't tell anyone you lost them. You... you never knew them! Yeah!

Aragorn: Hobbits? What hobbits?

[Urambo Tauro]

Drumroll, please...!
Umm...that is the City of the Kings I'm supposed to rule? Right-o.
Ding-ding; another winner! Go for it, Ithrynluin!

[Ithrynluin]

Thanks, Urambo.

Have at it:

http://myfilestash.com/userfiles/Ithrynluin/story.jpg

[Noldor_returned]

What's your problem? We're just a couple of passing merchants? Hows about some pots and pans, or does sir fancy a nice shiny ring? Buy now and get Smeagol thrown in for no additional price!

[HLGStrider]

Sam: OK, Mr. Frodo, you fake a seizure and while they are distracted I'll run and get help.
Frodo: No, Sam, why don't you fake a seizure and I run and get help.

Best I could come up with. First time I've played.

[ely]

Big folk: What's this? Pretty hobbits! Don't be afraid, we just want to pet you, pretty hobbits!

Frodo: Ah, those golden days when Orcs didn't know the meaning of cosmetic surgery or rhetoric yet.

Sam: Look on the bright side of this, Master Frodo. At least now they know the meaning of toothpaste, as well.

[yhwh1st]

Frodo comes to the sudden realization.

F: You mean, we have to throw the ring in the fire once we get to Mt. Doom?!?!

[yhwh1st]

It's been almost three weeks. Do we have a winner yet? :confused:

[AraCelebEarwen]

I'm not sure what happened here... I thought we had already had a winner... :confused:

Did something happen to have lost the last few (how many?!) posts?...

[Ithrynluin]

It was a tossup between Noldor_returned and ely, but I finally decided for N_r's entry. Congrats!

[Noldor_returned]

Oh yay.

Next pic. (http://uk.games-workshop.com/moria/zirak-zigil/images/gandalf-blarog-filmpic.jpg)

Caption time.

[korhall]

*balrog* you know i love whips and chains right?

*gandolf* (procedes to wet himself)

[HLGStrider]

Gandalf: Should've used Preperation H.

[Ithrynluin]

Gandalf, facing away from the Balrog: "Umm...did someone turn up the heating or did I set my ring to overload again?"

[Mirelena]

Gandalf's ex comes to visit...

[yhwh1st]

Can I quote something else* in reference to this?

B: WHA-PAH!
G: What's that?
B: That's whipped. You know: WHA-PAH!
G: That's not whipped. This is whipped: WH-TCH!
B: That's what I just said. WHA-PAH!
*Friends

If I can't use that, then:

G: Hey! I didn't sign up for this! Where's my union rep?

[ely]

Gandalf: You're not real. You're not real. You are simply a figment of my imagination - and that's a darn good imagination, even if I say so myself. I will simply close my eyes and when I open them again, you are not here anymore.

[yhwh1st]

Thought of an even better one. May I substitute?

Gandalf: Ok. Let me see. Uuuum...extend the arm. Wave wan-er staff with a magical flourish and...

Staff: *doesn't do anyhting*

Gandalf: Great!

Balrog: Mua-hahaha!

[Noldor_returned]

Yay 701 posts.

Since I won't be around after this week I'll announce the winner now:

Suspense...

More suspense...

Duckroll...suspense

I'll announce it next...



Mirelena has it. They were all pretty good though.

[yhwh1st]

Mirelena? *taps on screen* Hello? Are you there? :confused:

[Noldor_returned]

Okay unless Mirelena posts in the next few days korhall gets too, as I reckon his caption was pretty good.

[Noldor_returned]

Hey guys? You there? One of you needs to post. Else it goes to the next one with a pic.

[yhwh1st]

next-one-with-what-pic-huh?

*ducks head in embarrasment as realization dawns*

How many days 'til anyone can post? I have a good one up my sleave! (sp?:rolleyes:) :D

[Noldor_returned]

Just do it unless there's a new one up by the time you post...I'm tired of waiting.

[yhwh1st]

Alright. Shall I post it? Oooh! I do believe I shall! :p :D

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t138/memblin86/Wormtongue.jpg

[Noldor_returned]

Wormtongue: You didn't tell me you had a boyfriend! What about all those sweet nothings you whispered in my ear?

[HLGStrider]

What do you mean I have something on my face? Is it moving?

[yhwh1st]

Hehehe! Very nice! Anybody else want to play?

[korhall]

worm tongue: you dare ask if i am gay? you see much... too much

[yhwh1st]

Hmmmmm...I guess I'm hoping for a few more. Should I give it a few more days? Maybe once it hits the two week mark...

[yhwh1st]

Weeeeell....I guess it's time for me to declare a winner. Hmmmm...

Ok. Aaah, who to choose? Uuuuuum...

Ok. here it is...

Are you ready for this?




Elgee wins! *hides*

[HLGStrider]

Ooooh, my pictures. . . scans google images for something promising. . . Ah, this'll do nicely.

[Urambo Tauro]

Frodo: "I will be tough. I will be brave. I will..." [Sees Shelob] "Ahhh! It's a spi... a spee... a spid-d-d-d... an arachnid!"

[AraCelebEarwen]

Sorry... I can't much help it...!!

Frodo: "I will be tough. I will be brave. I will..." [Sees Shelob] "Ahhh! It's a spi... a spee... a spid-d-d-d... an arachnid!"

*curls up in a fit of giggles* Yay for the good kids movies!!!

Maybe I'll toss something in...

-strange rumble from just out of view-
Frodo: What was that!?
-sound comes closer-
Frodo: Be a rock be a rock be a r... SAM!?!!
Sam: What? ...I'm hungry!

[Noldor_returned]

Frodo: Did somebody say Bilbo?
Sam: No, your fly's undone.
Frodo: ...

[HLGStrider]

I'd like to get maybe one more entry, but I will be off for the next few days starting today, so I'm going to grant Urambo with the victory. Take it away, UT.

[Urambo Tauro]

How! ...do you do? :D

(LOL) Ok, here goes....

[HLGStrider]

"It's worse than that. She's dead, Jim."

or

Theoden: Great, Viggo. I told you if you threw that rock you'd knock out the camera man.
Aragorn: I thought he'd duck . . .

[Noldor_returned]

Theoden: "I've never seen anything like it before!"
Aragorn: "What? You've never seen athelas?"

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

GET ON YOUR FEET YOU PUNY MAGGOT OR I'LL SLAP YOU INTO NEXT TUESDAY!

See how I'm not commenting on my caption this time? I'm getting better...

P.S. If I had a vote it'd have to go to Elgee, those are brilliant. The Star Trek reference had my nerdy little heart in stitches for at least three minutes.

[yhwh1st]

A: This here is the fame line. And over here we have the travel line, and then the life line. Now, you see where the life line ends?
T: so you'll live to be...what? 210?
A No stupid! Much longer than that...I think. *to himself* How can you tell for sure? Stupid palm reading guide.

[Urambo Tauro]

"It's worse than that. She's dead, Jim."
Perfect!:D (With an honourable mention to Meg. *lol*)
Take it away, Elbee!

[HLGStrider]

I'm glad I'm not the only strange, Trekky person on here. ;)

This is supposedly Bilbo getting Thorin out of the barrel after Mirkwood . . . it seemed to be ripe with opportunities to me. . .

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Thorin: *hic* That was goo' stuff...yesh, strong shtuff...I shleep now...

I'm sorry! I can't help it. I find this idea randomly amusing. And they were originally wine barrels after all.

[Seregon]

For some reason, when Bilbo opened the barrel, he wasn't sure he liked his toy surprise.

[Noldor_returned]

Bilbo: I can't believe you survived the trip over Niagra Falls!
Thorin: *cough* where's my Arkenstone? That was the agreement.
Bilbo: Well I, er...didn't expect you to survive.

[HLGStrider]

Any more? I'm going to give it one more day before I pick.

[HLGStrider]

OK! And the victory goes to . . . SEREGON!!!

Give us a pic!

[HLGStrider]

How long should we wait for a pic before opening it to everyone?

[Noldor_returned]

4 days from Monday 3rd September...so Friday 8th September...unless you want to go longer.

[Noldor_returned]

Well it's been a month so can we just say the next person to post a pic? That ought to get things moving...

[Gilthoniel]

How about this? It's not great, but it should get things going...

(Hi again btw.)


xo
Gilth.

[HLGStrider]

This scene always made me think of this so, OK. . .

Luke: Go for the legs. I'll cover you!

>>>>

that or

Pink Elephants On Parade, Here they come, hippity hoppity . . .

[Firawyn]

Merry - I think we may have made a mistake leaving the camp, Eowyn.

Eowyn - I think your right. However, if we make it through this, do you want to get matching tattoos?

Merry - If those things don't tattoo their feet on our faces, sure.



:eek: :eek:Yeah so are there rules to this game?

[Gilthoniel]

As far as I know, one of us posts a middle earth related picture, everyone submits a caption (or more, there's no limit), then after there seems to be no more entries, or after a suitable period of time, the Poster judges who is best, and the winner posts the next picture...

Thats it I think, but I've been away [held hostage in Mordor] for the last 3 years, so I might have missed a trick or two...

Loving what we've got so far! Good effort!
:p

xo
Gilth.

[HLGStrider]

Just post whatever you think is funny. When there are enough entries (which is sort of relative and up to the judge) the person who posted the picture picks a winner. The winner then gets to post the next picture.

[Gilthoniel]

Just post whatever you think is funny. When there are enough entries (which is sort of relative and up to the judge) the person who posted the picture picks a winner. The winner then gets to post the next picture.

Basically a more concise version of my bumbling attempt to outline the rules!

Thankee! :o

[HLGStrider]

I didn't even see your post. Looks like we were typing at the same time and you were faster. ;).

Imperial Walkers spotted . . .

[korhall]

this is what heppens when the peanut catapults malfunction...

[Gilthoniel]

Any more? I'll give it till this time tomorrow till I declare the winner...

[Durin's Bane]

"Noooooo! MICE!"

[Gilthoniel]

Right! Time's up... The winner is... (*drum roll*)

HLGStrider with: "Pink Elephants On Parade, Here they come, hippity hoppity . . ."

Although I loved all the entries!

Well done!

xo
Gilth.

[Firawyn]

Your late. 11 hours.

[Gilthoniel]

I'm sorry. Thought I would have time to come on during the day - I was mistaken.

Was hoping no one would notice. :o

Sorry again!

xo

[HLGStrider]

Thanks . . . DB's was funnier to me, though. This should be doable.

[Durin's Bane]

"Why do I get the feeling someone's whatching usss presssiousss? Argh, there's a camera over there!"

[Gilthoniel]

"Gollum tried his hardest to get his 'Puppy-Dog Eyes' routine up to scratch, but somehow it wasn't quite right..."

xo

[Firawyn]

"Can't Smeagol take a leak in peace, precious?"

[HLGStrider]

I'll give it one more day and post an answer either tomorrow night or the next morning. I have my mom visiting these next two days, so it will more likely be the later.

So far so good, though.

[HLGStrider]

"Gollum tried his hardest to get his 'Puppy-Dog Eyes' routine up to scratch, but somehow it wasn't quite right..."
xo


I dub thee the winner!!!

My husband got me a laptop for my Christmas/Birthday/Anniversary/All-the-holidays-he-missed-while-in-Iraq Gift!

So sweet. Full keyboard. Beautiful. Loves it. My precious.

[Firawyn]

Good to hear he's back, Elgee.

Now on to more important (j/k) things....post the next pic Gil!36$$$$

[Gilthoniel]

Hey! Sorry not been around [See Member Announcements]. I dunno if I'm gonna be around for a while, so does someone else want a go? Maybe if Elgee chooses another winner, or someone else wanna dive in?

xo

Gilth.

[HLGStrider]

To save time I'll just post a picture:

This brings to mind some pipeweed jokes, at least.

[Firawyn]

This brings to mind a song...can we use song lyrics?


Now this some baaad weeed...

[B'Real:]
The very first time I hit the weed I was young
Coughin up a lung, high strung, back in '81
Goin to school, hittin the buddah behind the bleachers
Comin to class high, sellin the lye to the teachers
Nickel bag, nickel bag, dime to a nickel
Sellin joints to the honeys suck it like an icicle
Others wanted the 40 but I wanted the weed
While everybody was runnin out, I was plantin my seeds
Homegrown, backyard boogie, I'm still stoned
Got my weed plants taller than your telephone's corner
I can remember when I could only get sess in those days
Now I'm rockin that chocolate thai, skunk and the haze
Roll a fat one, pass it to the left don't front
But I hate it when they don't take the seeds out the blunt
A bunch of blunt-rollers are like rookies on the field
Spillin the weed plant ****in dookies with no skill
I should write a book, how to roll it then pass it
Light it, grow it, sell it and then divide it
Mr. Greenthumb, Dr. Weed, I proceed to give the herb man what they need
True indeed, blow your ****in smoke up in the sky
And get high with your bong or your philly or dutchess give me a light

[Chorus:]
Grab the weed up, pack it in, put it in the pipe
Light it up, smoke a bowl, we puffin the lye right
Put your finger on the hole and hold it in brother
Take a puff, that's enough, and pass it to another

Get the weed sack, smoke it up, til it's all gone
No roaches up in the ashtray, smoke up all the bomb
I usta spend money but now I'm growin the crops
But I hate it when the pigs throw a raid on the spot
It was once said I smoke so much weed, by a brother
That I look like the nigga on the zig-zag cover
Maybe I usta look like that way back when
When my nigga Sen Dog was around sippin on the Hen
Let the fly rhymes smother you with the scent of the skunk
We got the High Times cover shows you how to roll a blunt
Quarter pound, quarter pound, pound to a quarter
Makin trips to Mexico runnin down to the border
Long hairs, bald heads, dreads and punk rocks
Kids of all colors be puffin it down the block
I got the weed on lock with all the hydro methods
Call me Puffy cause I makin and takin a hit record
Blow your ****in smoke up in the sky and get high
With the bong, philly or dutchess, give me the light

[Chorus]

[Durin's Bane]

Good one! To continue with B'Real:

Pick it
Pack it
Fire it up, come along
And take a hit from the bong!

[Urambo Tauro]

When Bilbo returned from the lonely mountain, he had picked up a disturbing habit. After his repeated mutterings of preciouss, Mama Baggins thought it to be some new slang-word and saw fit to wash his mouth out with soap.

[HLGStrider]

UT's right. That really looks like a bubble . . . or some sort of exotic jellyfish. I think I killed one of those in World of Warcraft last night . . .

Anyway, just letting you know that I will decide tonight, so get your entries in.

[HLGStrider]

No other entries? Oh well. UrT, you got it, man.

[Urambo Tauro]

Have at it!

[HLGStrider]

No, Faramir, not now. I will braid your hair AFTER the war council.







I'll come up with something better later . . . maybe.

[Durin's Bane]

Are you tellin' me we're out of toilet paper?

(Erm, sorry but that's Theoden with one of his captains... so I'm missing the joke with Faramir...)

[Firawyn]

"Now you listen up Faramir, and you listen good. If you make her fall in love with you, and then you go die in war, my ghost will haunt your ghost for EVER!"

[HLGStrider]

Are you sure? He looks a lot like Faramir from the back, though I guess I can't think of a scene where Faramir was in Rohan's throne room, now that I think of it.

OK, so let's try:

No, darling, not now. I will braid your hair AFTER the war council.

[Echo]

I think that's actually Gamling, but I could be wrong.

Here's mine then:

"No, Gamling, we can't play Mad Libs now. Don't you know there's a war on?"

[Ithrynluin]

That's just been freshly painted, my liege.

[HLGStrider]

That's just been freshly painted, my liege.

Not my call, I know, but this gets my vote.

[Durin's Bane]

That's just been freshly painted, my liege.
http://kursach.tom.ru/engine/data/emoticons/bow.gif
Now that's definately the winner!!!

[Firawyn]

Yeah, that had my vote too! :D lol


Next pic, Ithy.

[Ithrynluin]

I thought 'Rambo gets to decide?

[HLGStrider]

He does . . . and he may not think you're the shoe in we think you are, but let's see. . .

[Firawyn]

My bad - I was thinking DB had posted that pic for some odd reason...:o

[Urambo Tauro]

That's just been freshly painted, my liege.
L-O-L!
The look on Théoden's face just sells it, doesn't it? Haha! :D
It's all yours, Ithy-- and Happy Birthday!

[Ithrynluin]

Thag you very buch.

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd224/Metathronxyz/captioncont.jpg

[Durin's Bane]

"So here you cast a fireball with your staff..."
"You mean lightning from my hand?"
"I'm the director! If I say you cast fire from the staff - you cast fire!"

[HLGStrider]

PJ: Now here you grab the girl and, avoiding the machine gun fire, swing her to the top of the skyscraper . . .
IM (Thinking): should I tell him this is the wrong script? Should I? Should I?

[Firawyn]

PJ: I love you.

IM: Ohh! Improv! You're a bit too young for me, Pete.

PJ: Now don't make fun, I was being serious.

IM: *raise eyesbrows* So was I.



:D

[Ithrynluin]

I rate these in the same order as they came in.

So DB, you're the winner!

[Durin's Bane]

Ah, finally :D
Here it goes:
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/orland-bloom-lord-of-the-rings-400a050107.jpg

[HLGStrider]

Horse: Sigh. .. here we go again . . . whoa, horsey, slow down horsey, don't mess my hair up, horsey, stop whining already.

or

Legolas: What is that between my eyes? oh, my nose.

[Urambo Tauro]

Legolas: "Thirty-f... No, thirty-si... Aargh! Where was I?"

[Firawyn]

"No, seriously, the blood on my sword spells out my name! See the 'L' right there?"

[Ithrynluin]

Legolas: "The red dawn rises. Blood has been spilled..."

Horse: "Neeeeeeiiiiiiiigh!!" (*thinking* Anything to get him to shut up)

[Durin's Bane]

Legolas: What is that between my eyes? oh, my nose.
This one's the winner...

[HLGStrider]

oooh, thank you.

Here is the new picture.

[Firawyn]

Ohhh, new vB feature for opening pics - coolness.


Anyway.

"You might want to consider a tic-tac."

[Durin's Bane]

"You might have defeated me in the Book but now you'll see what I'm gonna do to you here on GameSpy!"

[HLGStrider]

Only two? I'll wait until tonight to see if we get any more hits, then I'll choose either tonight or tomorrow morning.

[Ithrynluin]

Alright, alright, don't get your knickers in a twist, here's one:

*music rolls* Death goes better with Mentos freshener...

Nazgul, holding up the product, and speaking in a raspy, ominous voice: "Mentos, the fresh maker."

[Prince of Cats]

Nazgul: ***shhhhhhh*** ... (silence) ... hey, uhh, is that a silver coin on the ground there?

[HLGStrider]

I guess this picture just makes people think of breath mints.

[HLGStrider]

Ithy and Fir had really similar ideas so it was hard to choose between them and while Fir gets extra points for going first, Ithy wins due because I would like to see the Nazgul as a spokesman for a product. It's about time he get products to endorse.

[Firawyn]

Cool. Go ahead Ithy. :cool:

[Nóm]

Just chatting with Ithrynluin, said I could go for him! :D

http://dreamspirit-studios.com/images/2004-01-26(Smaug01)closeup.jpg

Enjoy! ;)

[Ithrynluin]

What the...?!?

Usurper! :mad:

[Prince of Cats]

That hobbit mixed the mints and the alka seltzer again!

[Durin's Bane]

"I just looove chilli pepers"

[Firawyn]

"Oh! Oh! Smoke in my eyes. I'm gunna cry! Can't...let...dwarves...see...me...cry!"

:D

[HLGStrider]

"Mind if I smoke?"

or

Bilbo knew he was in trouble when Smaug put on his bedroom eyes.

[Prince of Cats]

"Mind if I smoke?"


Busting at the seams here! :D Good one

[Ithrynluin]

Photographer: Come on, big guy, gimme a nice toothy grin.

*Smaug ponders then says* If I pinch myself like this, does my smile get any perkier?

[Firawyn]

Hey Elgee, are you a comedian on the side of being a wife and mom? You're really good.

I'm with Prince, that was funny. :D

[Nóm]

"Mind if I smoke?" wins it, since that is just what I thought when I saw the picture.

Second place winner would have been:

"What the...?!?

Usurper! :mad:" ;)

[HLGStrider]

This one makes me all creepry inside.

[Nóm]

Yet had I but a little of that light...

[Firawyn]

"When did you last get a bath, you stinkin' spider?"


:cool:

[Ithrynluin]

Yeah, big boy, stick that into my dark places! :eek::D

[Durin's Bane]

FOR THE HORDE! oh I mean for the shire...

[HLGStrider]

I'm just geeky enough that I might vote for that one, DB. . . Let's get a few more entries, though. I'll decide tomorrow.

Besides, my gnome mage is going to whip horde butt in the battlegrounds this week . . .

[Prince of Cats]

Both: I've got something for you


(if you've seen that old auto insurance commercial)

[HLGStrider]

DB gets it. . .

[Durin's Bane]

WHAT? Not only do you play Alliance, but you're a gnome? Shame on you! :D
And you are gonna whip nuttin if my Tauren Shammy is on the same battlegrond :D
Now let's see the captions on this one:
http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/GandalfFrodo.jpg

[Firawyn]

Where on earth did you get that picture?!?! :eek:


Alas,


"You're so cute you little hobbity-poo! Look at that chin, and that nose, and those pretty blue eyes!"

OR

"Okay, Frodo, it's time someone sat you down and told you what happens when little hobbits grow up - this is the story of the birds and the bees..."

[HLGStrider]

Give me those shoes, my pretty . . . those pretty ruby slippers . . .






Oh, and bring it on, I eat Shammies for breakfast with a garnish of crit. Pyroblast, blast wave, fire ball, frost nova, ice lance . . . dead.
What is it about gnomes that evoke such rage among the Horde? Actually, I have a blood elf mage too, but it's on a PVP server and a lot harder to level, so I haven't gotten her to 70 yet . . . I'm too nice for PVP servers. I don't gank first, I don't gank lower levels. A person has to be my level and really annoying before I gank. Battlegrounds is all fair and good though.