Caption Contest

[Shadowfax]

OK, I am hoping this works out. Rules are made in order to make my life easier in choosing a winner each week. If you have a problem with them, have a suggestion, or wish to insult my family and question my parentage, PM me. Or if you would like to vote for a winner PM me. I do not know how to delete a thread, so that is why I am not posting a poll. I will announce the winner next friday and post another pic. Again, if you have a pic you think would be good, PM me. OK, here's the first:


the winner of this contest was Legolam with "Pleasssse sssssir, I want ssssome more."

[Anamatar IV]

"with a knife in his hand BIlbo said," no gollum, dont you go tellin lies or you'll never be a real boy. I'll know by your nose when you tell a lie."

[Legolam]

"Pleassse ssssssir, can I have sssome more?"

[Aerin]

*Gollum* "Ooooh, shiny....." ;)

[kalwa_Avar]

Back off!I got a sword and Im not afraid to use it!!

[Goldberry344]

ok, look, i dont think ill ever get out of here, and im really drunk, so can i get it on one last time?? do i have to threaten with my sting?

[Istar]

Gollum: "You have so much hair on your feet...It's drawing me under its hypnotic power..."

[korhall]

...and so i told him that if he didn't give me the ring...gollom why are you staring at my sword like that?
gollom: ssso that'sssss what you call itsssss

[Anamatar IV]

"Little boy! Oh Little boy you shouldnt be playing with knives like that. Why dont you let me take that for you."

[Wonko The Sane]

Bilbo: And that was how I escaped the orcs of the mountains, wandered down here, met you and found this nifty little ring. Wait, have I said to much?

[tom_bombadil]

Gollum: Do I look fat in this?

[Tarien]

'MOOOOOMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!'

[Shadowfax]

End of Caption Contest #1!
And the moment you've all been waiting for...
...the moment you're still all waiting for...
And the winner is~~~~~~~~> LEGOLAM! "Pleassssse, ssssssir, and I have sssome more?"
**hands him a virtual boquet**

and now for Caption Contest #2~

[Beorn]

Who cut the cheese? And now, of all times, while I'm using my Palantir!

[Legolam]

Thank you, thank you! What can I say, I'm a literary genius! :D

Seriously, thanks. I didn't think it was that funny! Oh, and I'm female BTW! ;)

[Legolam]

OK, here's my feeble atempt at humour:

"S***! I knew I shouldn't have used superglue to stick my palantir back together!"

[LadyGaladriel]

Sauraman ; Wow I look super Scary and Noone can see the string!

[Shadowfax]

Sorry Legolam. btw, you wouldn't happen to have read "Boored of the Rings" by anychance?

[tom_bombadil]

saruman: And gandalf told me pipe weed was good for you

[Elfarmari]

*Gandalf* "Saruman thinks he's so cool when he plays with his invisible-string palantir yo-yo"

[Aerin]

"That's the last time I try to pick up my palantir when my nails are wet... I dropped it... again!"

[Legolam]

Yeah, Shadowfax, you got me. I thought Bored of the Rings was hilarious!

[Wonko The Sane]

Gah! What's this?! *To his wife* Dear, I got my palantir stuck in my beard again!!

[Wonko The Sane]

OR

My god! That's the biggest boil I've ever seen!! Well, maybe if I cover it with my beard nobody will notice...

[legoman]

OK couldn't think of a caption but heres a weird link:

Saruman here is making a sphere float, Christopher Lee who plays him in the film was recently a sith lord in the new star wars film where a young Jedi by the name of Annakin Skywalker, who later becomes sith lord Darth Vader makes a sphere float.
Do you think this talent is somehow related to the dark lords of the sith?
Or am I talking rubbish?

[Wonko The Sane]

The rubbish thing sounds about right to me...

[Goldberry344]

"The power of Isenguard is at your command, ruler of the earth..." *Gandalf walks in, unnoticed by Saruman*
"...What's that?? but you are only an eye...OH! HI there Gandy..."

[Merry]

Saruman says in a Tommy Cooper accent

"Just like that"!

[Diabless]

"take the damn picture already. I can't levitate the Palantir for this long!

[Diabless]

to Sauron- What do you mean my collar looks like I got it at Orc-Mart! This happens to be a very expensive Dragon Dude original, one of a kind, piece from Vintage Darkness that I got in Mirkwood about 100 years ago! It's an antique. No I don't think those blue attachable eyelashes suit you either!

[Turgon]

Wormtongue (out of picture): Over 'ere, son, on me head...
or
'For I am Saruman - the Wizard of Dribble.'

It's football not soccer.;)

[Shadowfax]

and the winner is... Diabless!


Originally posted by Diabless
"take the damn picture already. I can't levitate the Palantir for this long!

OK, next picture, so what so you think was REALLY going on in Gandalf's head?

[Aerin]

Either...

Gandalf in a Richard Simmons's workout:
"One, two, one, two! That's it! Keep up the good work! You'll lose that centuries old Maia belly in no time!"

Or...

Gandalf: "I thought the Ride of the Varalukka was just a song...."

[Shadowfax]

Don't you mean "Valkyries"? By Wagner?

[Goldberry344]

Gandalf- "I should never have ditched him on that date back in the first age..."

(slight rip off on the diaries, but oh well)

[Aerin]

That was what I was refering to, Shadowfax. :)

[Diabless]

Balrog- Woo hoo. I am nakie!
Gandalf- Go back to the Shaddow or get some clothes on!

[Shadowfax]

I know, I was just giving you a hard time. It's one of my hobbies. I live a sad lonely existence *wink, wink*:)

[Chymaera]

Gandalf - "Ha, foul fiend your wings have fallen off!" :D

[Merry]

Gandalf shouts...

'By the power of Greyskull!'

[Legolam]

Balrog: "Is that a sword or are you just happy to see me?"

[legoman]

'how should we get his attenion?'

'Sign of the devil dude!'

[Beorn]

"Back off, or I'll poke you with this thing that looks a lot like a pin!"

[Wonko The Sane]

Gandalf: I have a very bad feeling about this...

[7doubles]

Gandalf says to Tommy Chongadil "got any pipe weed"?

[tom_bombadil]

Sam out of picture: Is that gandalfs cape or his hair i really cant tell

[CyberGhostface]

It looks like the Balrog is dancing to the macarena.

[Shadowfax]

And the winner iiiiiiiiis...AERIN!

Originally posted by Aerin

Gandalf in a Richard Simmons's workout:
"One, two, one, two! That's it! Keep up the good work! You'll lose that centuries old Maia belly in no time!"

[/b]...." [/B]

Sorry it took so long, I am working hard to be able to afford another tolkien art book that is supposed to be serious, but is rather humorous.

OK, here's the next one, and remember people, if you want to vote for one, PM me!

[Goldberry344]

Frodo: Ok....how does it go? Swordfighting for dummies...page 45, the hand slice...'cautiously view your opponents hand, then with a brisk, rough chopping motion, bring your blade down upon the wrist...'

[tom_bombadil]

frodo: S**t i forgot to take the laxitive

[Wonko The Sane]

Frodo: I think my arms are stuck...

[Kit Baggins]

Frodo: Help, my sword got stuck in the wall!

[Wonko The Sane]

I know you're entitled to post whatever you want...but you posting that which is so similar to mine kind of steals my teeny little thunder and makes my post seem less funny...which is hard cause it's not that funny to begin with.


Frodo: The arm of Sauron has grown long indeed...

[Dragon]

Legolas, handing Sting back to Frodo: So THAT'S why it's called "Sting."

Use your imagination, but not too much.

[Shadowfax]

And the winner... Goldberry344!
Originally posted by Goldberry344
Frodo: Ok....how does it go? Swordfighting for dummies...page 45, the hand slice...'cautiously view your opponents hand, then with a brisk, rough chopping motion, bring your blade down upon the wrist...'

Ok, here is a link to the next one. Pay no attention to the stupid caption they already have for it. I think you people can do much better!
Boromir and Merry (http://www.theonering.net/movie/scrapbook/large/1296)

[tom_bombadil]

merry: no boromir ive told you once ive told you twice i will not sleep with you

[Wonko The Sane]

Boromir, as he notices a foul stench: Um...Merry...was that you?

[DGoeij]

Funny stuff, why do notice these things when they're allready like a month old?
For this one:

Boromir: Ehrm, you hold them off, I'll get the others.

oh, and i came up with one for the Saruman pic, I know it's too late, but here goes:
AAAArgH! Nobody told me they get hot when left on overnight!

[legoman]

Merry - should legolas be doing that to an ork?
Boromir - no... he really shouldn't.

[Beorn]

Boromir: Where are you?!!? I can't see you?
Merry: Where are you??!??! All I see are a bunch of trees...there's one right here to my right....

[DGoeij]

Originally posted by legoman
Merry - should legolas be doing that to an ork?
Boromir - no... he really shouldn't.

LOL!
Definitely a winner!:D

[Shadowfax]

I totally agree! Congrats, Legoman!

Here's the next one:

LotR Meets the Merry Men (http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/hildebrandt/imagepages/image9.shtml)

[DGoeij]

Faramir: Gentlemen, you are under arrest for violation of section 315b of the Ithilien Forest Protection Act, Walking Barefoot Across Recently Mowed Grass. Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

Sam: You'd almost wish those Nazgul where back, wouldn't you, Mr. Frodo?




EDIT: Eager posters on this one, but I beat you Tom!!!:D

[tom_bombadil]

Faramir: are you two siammes twins?
Frodo: no sam just has a thing for my A**e

[legoman]

geez, that was quick, hardly anyone got to guess, cheers guys.
hmm, new one:

Frodo: 'well hello there Robin/Faramir, I wonder if you could help me, I seem to have an hobbit stuck to my back, I can't seem to cut him loose with a sword this short.'

[Wonko The Sane]

Faramir: You bald ewoks are going to have to come with me...

[elfprincess]

Faramir to Frodo: um.... er... excuse me, sir, but I seem to be lost... could you tell me where I am?

[Beorn]

Faramir: Come you too, let's go walking with my bizarre warriors that are shrouded in darkness, and everything will be ok....

That was horrible, but I tried...

Uh...Sam to Frodo: You didn't tell me these guys rolled like that!
Frodo: Yesh I did. I go like this <contorts face>.
Sam: Meaning what?
Frodo: I go dish way, and you go dat way
Sam: OK
<Frodo & Sam proceed to knock out every one of Faramir's men, including Faramir...>

[Shadowfax]

Annnnnnnd the winner is.... elfprincess!


Originally posted by elfprincess
Faramir to Frodo: um.... er... excuse me, sir, but I seem to be lost... could you tell me where I am?

Sorry this took so long, I was off at camp.
I swore to myself I would not have anymore paintings, just images from the movie, but then I came across this one and I couldn't resist.

[elfprincess]

OMG!! I won!!! I can't believe it!! *takes a bow* my soooo happy!

Anyway, I can't think of anything for this one yet... I'll have to think about it. (omg! I won! *smiles to self*):D

[Shadowfax]

Incidentally, that's almost exactly what I thought when I saw the Ralph Bakshi version of Galadriel. Fine minds work alike!

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Confusticated
"Our latest from Mattel, crystal princess barbie"
Incidentally, that's almost exactly what I thought when I saw the Ralph Bakshi version of Galadriel. Fine minds work alike!

Darn! We all thought the same thing....

Ummm....

(Swans in the background): Hey, look at that woman over there! She looks like she's frozen in position...I bet she's got a 'Help, I can't move' look on her face!

[LadyGaladriel]

Hey ! Got any Hair straightners?

[elfprincess]

umm... well, this is the best I could come up with:

Galadriel: "Hurry up and take my picture, you stupid crystal! Wait... I think it's broken... bummer. I looked all pretty and and even got my hair frizzed for this moment."

*ahem* best I could do:p :rolleyes:

[Dragonblade]

Galadriel - Oh no!! A wannabe afro!! I knew I shouldn't have stuck my foot in the water when I grabbed this crystal!!

[elfprincess]

lol, db!! :p :D

[Dragonblade]

mwa....I try

[Lily from Bree]

Oh dear! This crystal thingy isn't bright enough to kill Shelob yet. I think I shall have to increase it's electron activity.

[Ceorl]

Galadriel: 'damn my cloak is caught again'

This is a great thread! :P

[tom_bombadil]

Swan: Great she's been at the cannabis again.

[Samwise_hero]

Galadriel: Tell me the truth ok, does this dress make me look fat, with this jewel? Should i got with the 1 carat diamond instead?
( Sorry if it's lame, i'm still building on my creativity.)

[Dwarf Lord]

Ok...uummm...there is definatly a snake in my panties! Maybe if i stand perfectly still it'll go away...(sings)I'm sailing away...

[korhall]

so this is the 14th stone of purple fire, the one that makes your hair frizzy...good thing i found it fight before my big date!

[chrysophalax]

*Paint the damn picture already! My arm is getting tired!*

[In Flames]

Swans in the background..

No1: Heh..look at that 80'ish hardrock doo..
No2: Yeah man, all i miss is the pink spandexpants..

No1 & No2: : *shouting* "I WANNA ROCK!"

[Beorn]

I'm revoking my old one, and putting up this:

Galadriel: Crystal, Crystal in the air, am I not the most fair? *poses*

[DGoeij]

Galadriel: Ok, who left broken glass at the side of my pond? Darn tourists, no respect for anything theses days.

But I've seen mucho better ones.

[korhall]

through my chrystal i see, i see, i see...a yo-yo! it is under the sofa!

[Beorn]

Ahem? Shadowfax?

[Shadowfax]

So sorry it is taking me awhile...applying to colleges...'nuff said. But I will go right now and search for the next pic!

[Shadowfax]

Originally posted by Confusticated
"Our latest from Mattel, crystal princess barbie"

Congradualtions Confusticated!

OK, here's the next one. Why are they so worried?

worried (http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fotr/people/hobbits/temps/image28.shtml)

[Dwarf Lord]

Guys...I'm starting to think that we shouldn't have eatin those mushrooms we found in Gandalfs bag.

[DGoeij]

Sam (whining): Oh no, mr. Frodo, did you have to put your sword into it?

[korhall]

mr frodo you do know that blue makes dragons very angry right...?

[Beorn]

It's their reaction to when Boromir says 'We have cave trouble'

[Samwise_hero]

It's hideous, IT'S HIDEOUS!!!
Oops it's just Gandalfs nose.
(Pretty lame i know)

[Anamatar IV]

Merry: So thats whats under gandalfs cloak.
Frodo: its hideous! Hideous i tell you!

[Dragonblade]

Merry: Whoa...

Frodo: OH MY GOD!!!! The light!! The light!! Oh, it's just my sword, wow, didn't know it came with THAT option.

Sam: Wait for it.....

(Pathetic, I know...*shrugs*)

[CloakedShadow]

Saruman: No! No! You belong to me! I am your master! Obey me! Cease!



(When Crystal Balls go Bad...)


Til the daylight...
The Cloaked Shadow

[elfprincess]

Merry: "OMG....what is it?!"
Frodo (staring at Legolas): "It's...it's....en elf in drag!"

[Muffinly]

What is it Frodo??

It's the Beast of AAAAAAARRGGHHH!

[roguelion]

Director-"CUT!,,,,,, Dang the prop guys from "Attack of the clones" have been messing with our props again!!!"

[chrysophalax]

"DAMN! I HATE when Galadriel does that!"

[Legolam]

Hey, that's Pippin! I guess Aragorn really is a pervy hobbit fancier ...

[Muffinly]

Hmmm, Shadowfax? are you there?

[Shadowfax]

yes, I'm here, lazy yet overworked, but here. Something terrible has been going on in my life called AP Calculus. So, after dinner I will find a winner and post a new pic. btw, you guys CAN vote for your favorites...make my job easier. B/c I'm lazy...

[Muffinly]

Is it after dinner yet, or are you feasting?

[Shadowfax]

Annnnnd the winner is....roguelion!


Originally posted by roguelion
Director-"CUT!,,,,,, Dang the prop guys from "Attack of the clones" have been messing with our props again!!!"

OK, here is the new one, actually Muffinly, I had to go loan my truck to a friend to help her evacuate her boyfriend's grandparents from a wildfire. And then I forgot. so sorry! But here is the new one!

What's Gandalf Saying? (http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fotr/people/gandalf/temps/image12.shtml)

And what's with the Frodo bobo doll????

[Dragonblade]

Gandalf: *thinking* Must puff out chest to look intimidating, old greek battle techniques......raaaaaaaarrr!!!

Elf in background: *thinking* What is he doing?? Oh well, I wish I could grow a beard like that...


(Meh...too much greek influence...it's pathetic, I know, so sue me...)

[Anamatar IV]

Gandalf to elrond: Its you! Its YOU! YOUR AGENT SMITH!!! YOUVE COME FOR ME!

[Beorn]

I knew I shouldn't have eaten those beans....

[roguelion]

"And im not just the president of the Hair club for wizzards, Im a client!"

[Muffinly]

Great one!:D

Here's mine:

"Hello, my name is Gandalf and I'm a pipeweed addict."






Someone should say something about the purse thing Gandalf has.

[Dragonblade]

LMAO all!!! :D

[Anamatar IV]

can i change mine?

Preperation H guy: Where will you be when your diarhia comes back?

Gandalf: Gotta get some preperation H

P. H: Preperation H. Cools on contact.

[Dragonblade]

LMAO Anamatar!

[Muffinly]

Originally posted by roguelion
"And im not just the president of the Hair club for wizzards, Im a client!"

That's so funny!!!!
I think it should win.

[Goldberry344]

*grunt* "excuse ME, Elrond. getting all high and mighty, eh? FRESH FRUIT NOT GOOD ENOUGH, eh. well then. how would you like this one.... *Flashbamwoo******caplat*

[Anamatar IV]

shadowfax? Judge time?

[Muffinly]

Yep. anamater IV is right.

[Shadowfax]

Annnnd...the winner iiiiiis... Muffinly! Because they had the highest monitor spittage factor! (I drink grape juice when I'm on the comp, and my monitor needs frequent *ahem* cleanings when I read you guy's posts.


Originally posted by Muffinly



"Hello, my name is Gandalf and I'm a pipeweed addict."








"I want YOU for the Ringwraith Army!" (http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fotr/creatures/nazgul/temps/image20.shtml)

[roguelion]

*British Accent* "Pardon me.....Do you have any grey puopon?"

[Goldberry344]

"only YOU can prevent forrest fires!"

[Anamatar IV]

Nazgul: *taps on window* cut ME off will ya!?!

[Muffinly]

Wow! :eek: I won. I didn;t think it was that good. Maybe I'm too critical of myself. :D

Anyway, here's my new one.



"Do you like what i did with my nails? Should I try it in magenta? It matches my eyes."

[korhall]

dude whats that on your lens?...nose flick. gottcha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, wait till sauron hears about this one

[DGoeij]

'My blessings upon thee my son. Go now, and do not forget the will of thy Lord. Bring down fear and death upon this world.'

[Dragonblade]

Nazgul: *deep intimidating voice* ROAR! Give me the riiiing Frodo Baggins!!! *changes to squeaky, high-pitched voice* Was that, like, scary enough? I don't know *flicks hand* I think that I might have been able to get that a little scarier...let me try again *deep voice* The riiiing...the riiiiing *scary breathing*
Horse: *help me*

Pathetic...I know, but the picture is funny and that was the first thing I thought of when I saw it...*shrugs*

[legoman]

Yeah, I thought the same sort of thing:

(think Julien Clary)
'Oh, I don't know what all the fuss is about, that Saurons hunky dory, just could use a change of colour, doesn't he know that pink is the new black.'

Still prettty terrible, but I know what I was aiming at.

[Goldberry344]

Originally posted by Dragonblade
Nazgul: *deep intimidating voice* ROAR! Give me the riiiing Frodo Baggins!!! *changes to squeaky, high-pitched voice* Was that, like, scary enough? I don't know *flicks hand* I think that I might have been able to get that a little scarier...let me try again *deep voice* The riiiing...the riiiiing *scary breathing*
Horse: *help me*

Pathetic...I know, but the picture is funny and that was the first thing I thought of when I saw it...*shrugs*

by the by, did you know that most of the ring wraith RIDERS (not the people who were big and tall and walked about...the ones who rode) were mostly played by female dressage riders??

[Anamatar IV]

i heard it was only 3 of them because they couldnt get 3 more guys who knew how to ride. But of course i got 3 off a chat room :rolleyes:

[Goldberry344]

i.am.smeagol said it was all of them, but im not sure where she found that.

[Dragonblade]

I never knew that...that is pretty cool ^_^
That stupid thing I came up with was the first thing I thought of...cause I could imagine that rider Hissing and growling at frodo (or the camera, whichever) and they sitting up, and saying what I wrote in a high pitched squeaky gay (no offence to anyone!!) voice...I don't know, I'm messed.

[Goldberry344]

righto then. By the way, did you LIKE the movie First Knight?? just wondering.

and shadowfax....think its time to judge??

[Wonko The Sane]

CAPTION:

*Rider thinking to himself* I don't get paid enough for this...Those "Scream" directors gave me twice as much and all I had to do was terrorize teenagers.

[Dragonblade]

I loved the movie, laughed through the whole bloody thing ^_^

Judging would be nice...

[Beorn]

*Mike cuts off it's arm*

Rider: "'Tis but a flesh wound!"

[Anira the Elf]

Rider: *breaths threw mouth loudly* "come to me come to me..... (and Cut!)............Darn it! i missed again. can i redo that......uh, ok......lets go."

kinda corny but thats the 1st thing that came to mind.

[Shadowfax]

Congrats Anamatar IV! Not the sort of thing you want to run into while on the interstate, huh?

Originally posted by Anamatar IV
Nazgul: *taps on window* cut ME off will ya!?!

Bilbo (http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fotr/people/bilbo/temps/image3.shtml)

[Wonko The Sane]

Bilbo: I can't believe it's not butter!

[DGoeij]

Bilbo: Weeeeeeeee, look atte all these coloursss. Longbottume Leafve indeeed.

[Anamatar IV]

YAAAAAY!!!! i cant beleive I won!!!! *runs up onto stage to receive award* Id like to thank the simpsons road rage commercial for providing me with the idea for this.

Bilbo: Hmm. So THATS what they taste like.

[Muffinly]

Pipeweed: the other other other white meat.

[korhall]

cough, cough. dude i got the munchies now man, munchies heh, heh. hey lets go to chillies and get some baby back ribs. i want my baby back, baby back, back baby.... wump (fell flat after trying to walk, still singing.)

i'm really wacked on a pepsi high and i really want some baby back ribs.

[Shadowfax]

I had some baby back ribs last week. VERY GOOD> however, it was my first time ever having ribs, so my boyfriend watched in amusement as I carefully ate them with a knife and fork, then ate the applesauce separately, informing me later that one is supposed to eat ribs with one's hands. BUT I STILL MANAGED TO EAT ALL THE MEAT! HOORAY FOR DEXTERITY!

[Beorn]

*music in the background: You're a mean one Mr. Grinch*

He's got a very Grinch-ish smirk on his face...

[Legolas_lover12]

why do u always find these threads when they are like 2 months old??

oh well....

hmmmmmm..................


"lookie mommy!!! lookie all the pretty birdies!!!!! i want one!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!"

pretty lame but i'm working on it..........:rolleyes:

(he s meant to be high, just in case it aint obvious):rolleyes:

[Anira the Elf]

(i thought the same thing)

ok heres mine.(and mirina's) "i wanna blow a pretty little ship too. teach me gandalf, teach me!"

lame but ok.

Note from Mirina: I claim no association with this caption please disregard her appalling note.

[legoman]

Nazgul off camera: 'For your punishment you shall endure the full extend of our evil!!!! I am going to poke this stick in your mouth!!'
Bilbo: *muffled* 'Must keep mouth shut, must keep...'

[steel_rose]

Originally posted by Beorn
*music in the background: You're a mean one Mr. Grinch*

He's got a very Grinch-ish smirk on his face...

i like yours so............dito

[roguelion]

*takes a long draw and holds it* "Gandalf..Man have I ever told you that you look just like Jerry Garcia dude!?" *exhales...

[Dwarf Lord]

*cough* pot heads *cough*. What I was just a coughin up a hair ball I didn't subliminaly say anything. :p heres mine.

"Gandalf, are you sure you're supposed to smoke the patch. I thought it said to put it on your arm?"

I know I know IT's a lame one. But I had to stray away from the pot smoking jokes.


DWARF LORD

[Dragon]

"wait a minute, this isn't pipeweed, it's potpourri!!"

[Anira the Elf]

dude, that's halarious! *hehehe* potpouri...* ha ha ha (SNORT!)*

[Anamatar IV]

i dont want to change mine but heres just one NOT TO BE JUDGED to throw out there. "This aint no cigarette. This Cigaweed!"

[Anira the Elf]

BTW, when is the juging going to be??

[Shadowfax]

probably tomorrow, or the day after. I literally just walked in the door after driving 15 straight hours from Santa Barbara, California to Springfield, Oregon, and I came home to 150+ emails, once I work through them, and my backed up homework, then thou shalt be judged.

[Legolas_lover12]

i hate it when u get home from a trip and there are like 100 e-mails and it takes u 4ever to get through them.:rolleyes:

[Anira the Elf]

ok. i can wait.

[Wonko The Sane]

It doesn't take me forever to get back to all those e-mails...I have easily 1/2 that after just the weekend...and look at me go!

[Shadowfax]

And the winner is roguelion again! Because I love Cheech and Chong!!!


Originally posted by roguelion
*takes a long draw and holds it* "Gandalf..Man have I ever told you that you look just like Jerry Garcia dude!?" *exhales...

a production shot this time-

[Wonko The Sane]

Sam: I can't believe it's not butter!

*grins :D I need to come up with better material.*

[Anamatar IV]

Narrator: The ultimate sacrafice to the gods!

[korhall]

you know something mr frodo, mordor looks alot like a trailer park

[Beorn]

"*sigh* And they claim this is Shire-grown! It's horrid!"

[Muffinly]

Okay, who put laxatives in my lembas?

[roguelion]

"Ewwwwww! Spam AGAIN!"

[Anira the Elf]

" i SAID, for the last time!! I DID NOT ORDER A PLATE OF DEEPFRIED PLATAPUS GUTS."

not very good but i'll fix it later cuz my mind is currently somewhere else.

[Legolas_lover12]

"lembas, the other white meat!!"

:rolleyes::D

[legoman]

'Hmm, lucky we passed this takeaway van in Mordor - my rations were running low.'

[Muffinly]

Originally posted by Legolas_lover12
"lembas, the other white meat!!"

:rolleyes::D

HEY! You copied my pipeweed idea.

But that's okay.

[Aerin]

"Do you want fries with that?"

[Legolas_lover12]

i did. oh sorry bout that. i still don't kno wut idea u mean but sorry anyway.

[Anamatar IV]

funny movie twas. Funny movie. Or i could be completely wrong and the thing wasnt intended to be a comedy. I do that sometimes. I laughed through "It". The movie it. Stephan kings it i mean.

[Shadowfax]

Which movie? Cheech and Chong?

[Goldberry344]

*sam talking to "food"* "i made a promise. dont you eat him, samwise gamgee, but i got so hungry..."

[Muffinly]

Originally posted by Muffinly
Pipeweed: the other other other white meat.


That's what I wrote for the Pipeweed picture.
But you came up with the idea yourself, so you get the credit.

[Legolas_lover12]

oh. LOL. i think i vaugely remember that now that u mention it. i was actually thinking of the lion king (I or II, can't remember) when pumba i think says "grubs, the other white meat!" LOL. :rolleyes:

[Muffinly]

It's originally from a pork commercial.

[Legolas_lover12]

oh, i neva saw that comercial. too bad .....:(;)

[arisen pheonix]

Originally posted by korhall
you know something mr frodo, mordor looks alot like a trailer park


what exactly is that supposed to mean?

[Wonko The Sane]

Probably that there are lots of trailers in Mordor...or alternately...that trailer parks are full of evil beings and mountains and towers of death and things...

[Anamatar IV]

they are IN a trailer park and sam and frodo were IN mordor....I GET IT!!! So judging and the next picture shadowfax.

[Wonko The Sane]

Wow...and I was just being sarcastic...
Glad to be of help, Anamatar!!

But I don't think it's time for the judging just yet!

[Shadowfax]

Oh, good that still gives me more time to find the next pic- it's another production shot, that I remember seeing, but I can't find it- I'm loking for it right now!

[Wonko The Sane]

So who wins?!?

[Shadowfax]

That would be telling, but I'll do it tomorrow, so people! Get your entries in!

[Wonko The Sane]

hehe...fine...I'll wait if I HAVE to I suppose.

[Shadowfax]

Annnd... congradulations, Goldberry!!!!


Originally posted by Goldberry344
*sam talking to "food"* "i made a promise. dont you eat him, samwise gamgee, but i got so hungry..."


Next pic: another production shot

[Wonko The Sane]

Girl in photo: I KNEW I took a wrong turn at Stentor St.!

[Anamatar IV]

Girl: I wonder if any of these HANDSOME DEVILS will notice how hideously ugly my hat is...

[Legolas_lover12]

"oh man. wur was i thinking going out with that hott british guy?? now that handsome ............umm .........thing! is who i need!!":rolleyes:

[roguelion]

**One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just isnt the same. One of these things is not like the others, now its time to play our game**

[tom_bombadil]

Girl: When they rang me up they said they were human!

[korhall]

funny this doesn't look like the fashon show

[legoman]

'How come when ever you try to take a nice picturesque photo theres always an orc or two trying to get into the shot'

Nice one goldberry, that was funny!!! well won. the HB's are proud!!

[roguelion]

:p LOL Legoman, Thats too funny!!!!!!!:p LMAO!!!!!


'How come when ever you try to take a nice picturesque photo theres always an orc or two trying to get into the shot'

[arisen pheonix]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
Probably that there are lots of trailers in Mordor...or alternately...that trailer parks are full of evil beings and mountains and towers of death and things...


am i an evil being????

[Legolas_lover12]

ummmmmmm ..............yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh;):D

[Aerin]

Presenting an Orc in drag!

:D

[Shadowfax]

EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by arisen pheonix
am i an evil being????

Well..you ARE married to Kor...and you don't look favorably on me and Goldie going on an Orc pantsing-spree...

But no. :) I was merely being facetious. Truth is my best friend growing up lived in a trailer park and I spent much of my time over there. :) I hold no stereotypes, trust me! Well...almost none. ;)

[Anira the Elf]

Girl:"Hmmmmmm...... i can't seem to think of whats wrong here... give me a minute!! i'll think of it...."


all of mine are kinda corny but i do the (almost) best i can!!* draws herself up and looks proud of herself*:D :D ;)

[Dwarf Lord]

"uummm george I think that we took a wrong turn in brooklyn."
"No honey the people of vermont are very primative. this is the way they live."



Sorry I just had to crack a few jokes about the freakin leaf peepers that come to my town every year, and expect a bunch of full blown hicks. They think we're dumb, but we don't take home hand fulls of leaves. And yes they do pick up leaves from the ground, and take them with them. I saw a women with at least 100 leaves in her hands. oh well that's all that keeps our state going, so I guess I'll have to put up with it.



Dwarf Lord

[Anira the Elf]

what's w/ the leaves ne way. i live in a state full of leaves and nobody wants to pick THEM up! ( washington state to be exact)

[Wonko The Sane]

:D We have gorgeous leaves here...but nobody cares about them!

[Dwarf Lord]

Anira I could not tell you thier motives, but I see it almost everyday. I personally have never picked up a leaf(raking, and leaf blowing excluded) for any porpose other then to get it from my dog.


DWARF LORD

[Legolas_lover12]

i pick up leaves to tear them and bend them when i'm bored ..............:rolleyes:

[Beorn]

Girl...Either someone passed some gas, or there are orcs around here...

[Wonko The Sane]

What a terrible thing to say about orcs! :D :rolleyes:

[arisen pheonix]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
Well..you ARE married to Kor...and you don't look favorably on me and Goldie going on an Orc pantsing-spree...

But no. :) I was merely being facetious. Truth is my best friend growing up lived in a trailer park and I spent much of my time over there. :) I hold no stereotypes, trust me! Well...almost none. ;)



i was suggesting suicide not homicide stupid

[Wonko The Sane]

You're not being very nice to me....

:( *Cries* I'm stoopid..but not stupid.

[Anira the Elf]

that's very nice wonko, now read my sig. and get on w/ your life.

**that sig. being:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and so are u.
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead.
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head. **

[Legolas_lover12]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :D

that's funny. :D :D

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Anira the Elf
that's very nice wonko, now read my sig. and get on w/ your life.

My head is not empty...sure it's full of nothings...but they're SWEET nothings.
Anyway, I'm "quite clever" so you can shut your mouth.
*Crosses arms defiantly*


When are we going to know the winner of this competition?

[Shadowfax]

*crawls out from under table where she was hiding, trying to avoid getting singed*
ahem. now, children, can't we all behave?

So, with out further ado, I declare...a tie!!!! It was between roguelion and legoman! congrats to all!

Originally posted by roguelion
**One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just isnt the same. One of these things is not like the others, now its time to play our game**


'How come when ever you try to take a nice picturesque photo theres always an orc or two trying to get into the shot'

*****
Sorry again, I would have responed a few days ago, but a STUPID IDIOT CRASHED INTO A TELEPHONE POLE ONOUR STREET!!!! *starts hyperventilating* Anyways, we didn't have telephone service for a while. *sniff* I started going through internet withdrawl!

[Wonko The Sane]

Gimli: In retrospect I realize it probably wasn't the best idea to beat that loose boulder with my axe...ah well, they say hindsight is 20/20. Sorry about that, mates!

[Legolas_lover12]

'is it just me or is it COLD out here?'

:D :rolleyes:

[Anamatar IV]

narrator: Santa Claus as a young lad. Not even tall enough to step into his sleigh

[Beorn]

Gimli: When they said they wanted me to shave, I didn't think they'd go so far as to put me into a pool of shaving cream!

[Anira the Elf]

(Glimli is lost) Glimli: AH! fog, as thick as pea soup.*mutters under breath* i could sure use some pea soup right now *raises voise* but i can't find my way out of this dang stuff to get any. *starts to hyper venalate, then suddenly stops and shrugs* oh well.... *keeps walking through fog/pea soup.. (hmmmmm, pea soup you say...)

looking at this from my prospective it sounds like something i'd do. sorry bout the sig thing. i was a little ****y that day. :D :(

[Dragonblade]

PJ - We said that they were trapped by an avalanche! An avalanche meaning snow! Not giant cotton balls!!
Gimli - *giggling* it's so soft...and warm...like being trapped inside a giant stuffed bunny.
Everyone else - o.0; *sweatdrops and slowly edges away*

*hides* Pathetic I know, but does the snow looks like giant cotton balls to anyone else?

[Legolas_lover12]

LOL. no it looks like that fake snow they have at christmas to me ...i have some of that :D :D........

[roguelion]

"Forget Moria, I think my cousin S.Clause lives near here"

[Anira the Elf]

he he he, ha ha ha!! thats a good one. congrats on the tie rogue.:D

this thread lets u know what is going through some ppls minds sometimes. it is hello funny too. :D ;)

[korhall]

i knew i should have taken a left turn at moria!

[Princess Vi]

Narator: and here we find the vulgar and crude beast strugling through mounds of wadded up toilet paper in the waste basket, trying to find his way to the toilet...........

lol that made NO sense

[Shadowfax]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
Gimli: In retrospect I realize it probably wasn't the best idea to beat that loose boulder with my axe...ah well, they say hindsight is 20/20. Sorry about that, mates!


Congrats, Wonko the Sane!!!

And now, the next one:

[Anamatar IV]

Boromir: Now how the heck did the dentist get THIS BIG A FILLING in my mouth AND be able to fit the chain around it. OW! how did I manage to pull the thing out of my mouth?:(


btw--the smilie is a part of my caption

[Wonko The Sane]

Yay! I've finally won one! I've never won one before EVER!!!

Now for this next one:

Boromir: THIS is the ring of power?! Not very impressive is it? It looks so much grander in photographs.

[Muffinly]

What's this writing? I don't think it's elvish. 24 Karat Gold. Made in Japan.

[tom_bombadil]

Boromir: I could have you in a fight any day mate.

[Eriol]

Boromir: "Now, if I could just slip it on my finger, I would be sssafe, yesss... damn these gloves!"

[Aerin]

Boromir: Hmm.. odd instructions: Step One: Insert finger. Step Two: Rule world....

[legoman]

Boromir, talking slowly 'I am feeling sleepy, very sleepy, I will dance like a chicken and then when I snap my fingers I will wake up and remember nothing'

[Grond]

"Frodo!!! Now exactly where do you wear this thing???"

[Anamatar IV]

judging would be nice;);)

[korhall]

this came out of WHERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Wonko The Sane]

Well judging WOULD be nice....

[Shadowfax]

Originally posted by Aerin
Boromir: Hmm.. odd instructions: Step One: Insert finger. Step Two: Rule world....

Congradulations, Aerin!!! *gives out cybertrophy*

OK, next one...I think the wizards deserve some more time...


the picture file i wanted is too big, so cut and paste this into your browser:

http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fotr/people/saruman/temps/image2.shtml

[Wonko The Sane]

Gandalf: This sash I got at Wizards 'R' Us just doesn't keep my robes closed!
Saruman: Yeah, I know. The quality of Maiar-garb out there just isn't what it used to be.

[Anamatar IV]

Saruman: shh Gandalf. I think someone bugged this forest.

[Ecthelion]

Gandalf: "Well Frodo is a tiny hobbit who's taking the ring that can destroy the world back to Mordor where theres a great chance he'll die and.......ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING!"
Saruman thinking while Gandalf is talking: "Did I unsaddle my horse? Why are all the trees talking to me? Am I dozing off again?...........

[Mablung]

Gandalf: I discovered the One Ring!
Saruman: Better than me I've just been trying different vitamins so my arthiritis will quit acting up.

[Aerin]

Gandalf: I just stepped in WHAT?!

[legoman]

Saruman- 'Is that a camera? Hey this is a private beard and stick convention, no camera's get out!'

[Athelas]

Chris: "I'll be doing Santa in a shopping mall in Transylvania."

[Mablung]

Saruman: Ignore the cameras E is doing one of their biography things on me.

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Gandalf (thinking): Funny, sometimes grass blades work just like a magic eye puzzle. The worst thing is when the eye's wreathed in flame...


Okay, I know, that's pretty lame.

[Eledhwen]

Saruman: "I'd suggest a bit of black paint and a snooker ball - but you'll have to get it straightened out a bit first."