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[Estrella]

However, on Bob noticing that the police was wearing a frilly pink tutu, he felt great pity for the poor enforcer of the law. and whispered, " i know where you could get some pants." the police officer smiled at this.


P. S. -runs and hides- what kind of monster have i created!!!!!

[HLGStrider]

The police offficer gasped.
"I'M NOT WEARING A TUTU! I'M WEARING A TUXEDO AND BUNNY SLIPPERS! THIS MAN MUST BE INSANE!"

So Bob got off of murder charges by pleading insanity. Two years later the police man was arrested for taking pictures of Hillary Clinton when she was not wearing makeup. Bob went to visit him in jail, and he gave Bob (who by this time was running for reelection) some timeless advice. . .

[Estrella]

The policemen said, "never, ever try to take pictures of famous people, they'll ruin ya! Oh yeah, and when you vote, vote for the other guy this time. by the way, seen my bunner slippers around? i can't find them anywhere."

[HLGStrider]

The bunny slippers were stuck in the sewer grate so Bob pulled it up, and at that point the former polic officer jumped down it and escaped. Bob was arrested as his accomplice when the man was captured trying to floss the Mona Lisa's teeth.

[Lifeling]

At that, bob declared he was having a rotten day, and so he went to sleep...

[HLGStrider]

Unfortunately for Bob he'd fallen asleep under a trampoline. . .one which tigger used for practicing his bounce while dancing with a kangaroo and a german shepherd named Sally.

[Lifeling]

Bob scratched his toe...

[Estrella]

On his toe bob saw a little tiny sprout, it looked kinda like a little tiny daisy, and a half inch little tiny person with a tensy weeny, itty, bitty watering can was watering it and humming the theme song to Gilligan's Island.

[HLGStrider]

OOC: This is post number 4001! glory is short.

Bob fainted again and woke up on a submarine with twenty penguins, all named Bob, just like him.

[Tar-Ancalime]

and...guess what color the submarine was...YELLOW!:p :p

[Lifeling]

"My long lost twins!" bob shouted in glee at the sight of the 20 penguins... The penguins on the other hand, seeing that bob was wearing shoes, attacked him..

[HLGStrider]

This was because shoes are illegal on Endor and the penguins were really Ewoks in disguise. They were going to take over the secret base of the Muggles who had allied with the Trills to fight the Haradim. The Trills were led by Dax, but we weren't sure which one. . .

[Tar-Ancalime]

The Glorifindel said, " Geez sessouhmaru your such a girl and thats wat attracts me to ye!"

[HLGStrider]

So she hit him over the head with a frying pan. She thought she was old enough to be such a woman.

[Aulë]

Then Arnold Schwarzenegger appeared, and stood in front of the Trills, Ewoks, Muggles, Haradrim, Galadriel and Bob.

"Hasta la vista, baby!" he laughed, before pulled out an M-240 B heavy duty machine gun, and blasting them into nothingness.

[Estrella]

That means that i got the 4000 post! hehehehehehehehehehe!

anyway, then they all attacked him with stun guns!

[Aulë]

Originally posted by Estrella
That means that i got the 4000 post! hehehehehehehehehehe!

Ummm....no.
That was HLGStrider's 4001st post on the forum ;)

And considering that they were all dead, Arnie wasn't stun gunned. And he walked away, laughing that Bob was finally gone.

[spirit]

*...until arni was the only one left standing!
he started to laugh like the maniac he is!!*

Muahahahahah muahahahahah muahahahahha
:D *and grin to himselfg*

[Estrella]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..i see. -stops celebrating- and I didn't see that they were dead!

ok. all four of them were brought back to life in a voodoo ritual, but they were zombies, and they wanted Arnold to pay..

[spirit]

they had a plan and they gave Arnold EVIL looks!

Galadriel: You know...we could have been great together! But you just blown that chance...

Arnold: What? I dint know...Baby! Wait!! One more chance please. I promise i can change!

Bob: Sorry mate! She is taken.
*then Galadriel and Bob start making out!*

[Estrella]

At this point the the ewoks were looking at Galadriel and Bob like they were crazy, then glanced back at Arnold. One of them took out a hot pink light saber, and sliced arnold's head off.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Sesshoumarau was v. angry for being considered a girl and killed them all...sadly they became ressurcted

[aDaHe]

adahe ramdomly is resusrected thought why he didn't know..."hi guys"*walks over and shakes Sesshoumarau hand and uses his other hand to rear up a fist to throw at him.

[Tar-Ancalime]

but sessy is so much faster and escapes from the evil man

[Estrella]

Bob and Galadriel continue making out, as if nothing happened.

[spirit]

then Sesshoumarau comes and pushes bob away and starts to make out with Galedriel.

[Estrella]

at this point censorship people in suites and sun glasses and big hair pushed through, and pushed Sess and Galadriel apart. " this is too much. If you don't stop, we're going to put a big black rectangle over you and no one will ever be able to see you again! hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

[spirit]

Galadriel got sooooo pissed of that she started to grow another head next to her first head!

[Estrella]

Sess stepped away from Galadriel, and said " babe, i had no idea..." He took an extra step or two back, then started running, knowing what was to come next.

[spirit]

*sickence* every one followed him! every one was gone...except Galadriel!



(i have to go! Bye Estrella and all others! C u 2moro):eek:

[Lifeling]

Bob cradled a broken vase in his hand... "WHY!"

[HLGStrider]

"Because!" Joan of Arc answered. She then set Bob on fire and started dancing about with Prince Albert who started to cook some cakes while Bob was roasting.

[Lifeling]

"You'll never get away with this!" Bob screamed.
"The Monks Won't Have It!" Bob screamed.
"What about my rights?" Bob screamed.
"Don't you care about me?" Bob screamed.
"Let me go!" Bob screamed.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Sessomaru then ran away farther with his...tail...thingy between his legs...(but is that really a tail or is it a cloack or maybe its a feather boa!)

[HLGStrider]

Whatever it was, it had bells attached and these called the fire department who put Bob out. Then when they found out what had happened and about Bob's past connections to Catherine Harris, they threw him in the river.

[spirit]

Bob finally came back to concienceness after the river accident!

"???" bob looked around! it looked like he was in the kingdom of hell! he was standing on something that looked like lava!

Aman approaches him, he was all red and had red horns! and a tail with a point stickin out of his bottom! (that better?)

"who are you" bob askes

"i am your worse nightmare! my name is....."

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Underlord Over!" he said with a huge shout. Bob ran away, until he ran into Sesshoumaru.
"foolish mortal, " said sesshoumaru, "I shall killl you and rid you of your pathetic existences. So Sesshoumaru did kill Bob.

[spirit]

and then Sesshoumaru said 'now i shall be the main character of this ROANDOM story...told by freaks!'

and then suddenly HLGStrider comes into the story and says: 'who are you calling freak? FREAK! and stabbs Sesshoumaru right in the heart!' and starts to laugh!

(HLGStrider, hope you dont mind me using your name!)

[HLGStrider]

"It's been done before," Elgee said with a sigh.
Then there was a large explosions and they were all attacked by Oreo hating Lawyers!

[Tar-Ancalime]

But Rin came to save Sesshoumaru who wasnt quite dead saying
'i know he can be pompous but please spare him"

[HLGStrider]

"He's only pompous because of that pompadore," said Ed the barber. "We shall give him a new do that will do him a heck of a lot of good."

At that Sess screamed.

[spirit]

suddenly justin timberlake waliked in and said!!
"wow, you look like my dog in the morning! you need some serious hair do" and walked out before Ed could say anything!

[Estrella]

a loose battery operated razor was heard in the distance, then suddenly heading strait for Sess.

[spirit]

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed sess!, knowing where it was aimed at but was suprized when it dint shave the hair on his head but instead his mushtache

[Estrella]

The razor then started attacking the Anti- Oreo lawyers.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Well since sesshoumaru didnt' have much of a mustache to begin with its not like that hurt him anyways:p . He then was healed and said, "I shall leave this story and never come back!" He left and rin followed. So he was replaed by Miroku who wandered aruond lost for afew minutes

[HLGStrider]

Before finding a sign that said "YOU ARE HERE." Then he wasn't lost anymore and sat under the sign feeling happy because he knew he was there. . .uh. ..here.

[Tar-Ancalime]

(Can I use you in htis story seciton eglee...thanks)

He was feeling much better since he found out he was...here...anyways, he found Eglee and began to carry on a conversation about...what here was...

[HLGStrider]

They decided that the most obvious thing about here was that it was not there, and because they wanted to get there they had to leave here, so they left here in search of there. . .and arrived at the place you've never heard of before which was being invaded by Natasha, the beautiful Russian spy, and Cat Woman.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Miroku kind of got lost about the here and where and there discussion. He took both of Eglee's hands into his own and asked,
"Will you please bear my child?"

[HobbitGirl]

And suddenly, three people showed up quite unexpectadly after very long absences. One of them was HobbitGirl, walking around in circles and looking very confused. "Where in the blazes are we?!?!" she shouted, as she had been gone to long to make heads or tails of the story.

One of the other people who had showed up, who was in fact R.D.W., or Rubber Duckie of Westmarch if you prefer the unabriged version, answered HG by saying, "I don't have a clue. Don't ask me. Now where is my bum father?" R.D.W is Bob's son, and wanted to replace him as the star of the story. He thought he might be able to pull it off, as he was much more cute and suave and savvy than Bob. In fact, as soon as he showed up, R.D.W. was instantly surrounded by a throng of beautiful women. But of course Elgee wouldn't let poor Bob be upstaged, so she threw R.D.W. into the fires of Mount Doom, where he played poker with Gollum for all eternity, or at least until his lawyer called him back.

The third person who had arrived, who was Sessy's new arch enemy Dart the Fire Dragoon, flew around looking very cute and hot and strong and manly and such. All the former girlfriends of R.D.W. stood and watched down below as Dart flew overhead, swooning and ooing and ahing.

[HLGStrider]

Elgee meanwhile had locked herself in a closet and wasn't going to come out!

[Tar-Ancalime]

Miroku shrugged, at least he didnt get slapped this time then he felt like talking to this dart person, "So dart, how goes it with you?" (btw: miroku is cuter!)

[HLGStrider]

Elgee wanted to know how tall Mikoru is. . .he looked a bit short to her, and she liked tall, brown eyed guys. . .

[Tar-Ancalime]

and sure enoough Tar had a picture for that! I'd say he was around 6'2,

[HLGStrider]

Elgee liked her real brown eyed guy better and decided to stay in the closet. Meanwhile Bob wasn't body boarding with Sadam Hussaine who was disguised as GIDGET!

[Tar-Ancalime]

Miroku was not offended, many women found him bold anyway...on with bob's tale...well it turns out he and hussien were having a hot tub party...bob was afriad when he cound hussien playing footsie tho.

[HLGStrider]

Which is when the tub's turbojets turned on and the pool flew up in the air and began to circle the globe. Sadam thought it was a conspiracy and jumped out, but Bob broke the record for going around the world in a hot tub.

He crawled out of the tub when it landed in Vegas then blew all his money gambling against Bill Bennet who was being pursued by witch hunters and Terry Mccullock while Bill O'Rielly hit Jayson Blair over the head with a squeegie. Then Jayson Blair turned out to be the Blair witch and he made a video and a lot of money. . .

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bill O' reily sued bob for making someone feel good about themselves and Saddam was still hidding underneath the table.

[Wonko The Sane]

And Elgee cried and decided to explain who Gidget was.

[Estrella]

Bugs bunny popped out of a hole in the ground munching on a carrot. looks around and says " wait, this isn't Budapest. " " takes out a map. " i knew i should've gone right in Miami.."

[Wonko The Sane]

And then Elgee ATE Bugs Bunny.
Because white Wayne Newton was singing the ABCs Elgee had turned into an evil carnivorous worm...somewhere between P and R.

[HobbitGirl]

And then HobbitGirl became fed up with anime characters and banished all of Tar's strange people forever from the story. She even banished Dart, her beloved Dragoon hottie, because she was so angry at anime.

Meanwhile, Bugs Bunny's many relatives were popping in and out of holes pestering and plagueing the poor fellow. Bob flew into a rage and pulled a mace out of the magic tree trunk. He started playing whack-a-mole with the rabbits.

"Whack ONE! Whack TWO! Whack THREE FOUR FIVE!!" Bob said as he bashed Bugs's relatives with the mace.

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Hah! You cannot banish Naraku! I am the strongest of the demons!" Then Naraku was kicked out by Tar who did not prefer his attendance and the world yelled "HOORAY!"

[Wonko The Sane]

YAY NO MORE ANIME!!!" shouted Elgee. "P.S.-I'M ADORABLE"

And everyone groaned and wished Elgee would talk about something other than herself.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar hit eglee with a wooden spoon, and asked wonks how her orcling was.

[HLGStrider]

And Elgee pouted. . .she's so CUTE when she pouts. . .;)

[Tar-Ancalime]

and by complete chance her brown eyed dream boy came and swept her off her feet and kissed her.

[HLGStrider]

My life is complete!" Elgee fainted after slippingon some spilt coffee and Bob passed out and woke up in LA.

[Tar-Ancalime]

meanwhile her dream boy attacked bob for being so carless

[Aulë]

But Bob wasn't happy with this, so he turned Elgee's dream boy into a brown-eyed pink toad.

[Tar-Ancalime]

eglee demanded bob turn him back upon penatly of foot tickling

[HLGStrider]

Even though he made a very cute frog and was still highly intelligent. . .

Elgee and her dream boy disappeared after Bob restored him and Bob ended up on a boat yelling, "I'M SAILING!"

[Tar-Ancalime]

The numerous Harrison fords (we havent heard from them in awhile) were on the boat too.

[Estrella]

Then Mr. Smith appeared on the boat, and started to infect everyone, turning everyone but bob and Eglee into more Mr. Smiths, and they surrouded Bob and Eglee, and finally realizing his true feeling for Elgee, Bob took her in his arms. At this point Tuxedo mask appeared, along with the Sailor Senshi.

OOC: i just named my new Hermit Crab Bob! :D

[HLGStrider]

THEN BOB WAS TRANSFORMED INTO A GIANT HERMIT CRAB!

At that Elgee fell down crying because all she really wanted was her brown-eyed-dream-boy and a computer and a place with kitties. . .that wasn't so much to ask, was it?

[HobbitGirl]

At the appearance of Tuxedo Mask and the Sailor chicks Arzynik suddenly shouted, "Oh LORD! Not more anime!!" Tyler Grey, on the other hand, was already downloading as many Sailor Moon episodes as he could find.

Meanwhile, poor RDW was having neglection issues in the fires of Mount Doom. His father had been absent from his life for too long, and he was permanantly emotionally scarred. Gollum didn't help, either, going on and on about his "precious."

Indiana Jones, one of the infamous Harrison Fords, decided that he would take on a parenting role for poor RDW. He couldn't do this, however, until RDW was freed from the fires of Mount Doom, and this could only happen when RDW's laywer called him back. So Indiana stormed the lawyer's firm, only to find that Long John Silver, wooden leg and all, was RDW's lawyer. Indiana stole Silver's leg and beat him over the head with it while simultainiously noogieing him and forcing him to call RDW back. After the call had been made RDW appeared in Silver's office with Gollum clinging to his back, screaming that his precious had been stolen. Indiana stuffed a sock into Gollum's mouth.

Meanwhile, Bob the newly transformed hermit crab was having issues adjusting to his new shell. He just couldn't get comfortable.

WILL THESE THREE GROUPS OF PEOPLE EVER MEET? WILL TYLER GREY EVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH ANIME? WILL HARRISON FORD EVER STOP BEING MONOTONOUS? WILL BOB EVER SEE HIS SON AGAIN? OR BE HUMAN AGAIN FOR THAT MATTER? JOIN US NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!

<cheezy soap opera music>

[Estrella]

Sailor moon shrieked at Bob " Ewww! Get it away, get it away!" Then Mars yelled. " Meatball head! it's just a gaint crab, i'll burn it." Mars did her fire thingy throughly baked bob. They all enjoyed a good dinner of crab. Finally Mercury stood up tapping her foot. " If you're all done now, we need to go fight the real enemy." They all stood up and disappeared, reappearing at Mount Doom.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar thought it was a great time to reintroduce Sesshoumaru...unfortunantly he was not so keen to come so she had to drag him using her 'dark queenly powers'. He yelled all the way, "I refuse to come here!GAH!FEH!" When they finally got their all the sailor moon girls fell in love wiht Sesshoumaru and Dart since Tuxedo max always saves the day. Tuxedo max cowerd and cried.

meanwhile Sesshoumaru and Dart were enjoying a little soak in the hot tup with the sailor moon girls.

The Harrison ford's had no friends, well cept han solo who was having a sliight problem getting away from tuxedo max.

[Estrella]

Usagi was chowing down on a hamburger, and Rei was glaring at her, while Luna and Amy were doing the giant sweat drop thing. Usagi said " Hey Sess aren't you the evil guy?" while they could hear Tuxedo mask the back ground " come on Han, don't you have a mask too?"

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Well if you know the land i come from i am known as a...well how do i put this....which ever side promises to give me Tetsugai!" Sesshoumaru said standing up abrubptly. the sailer girls were kinda shocked and scooted away, "come on ladies i am not evil, well at least as not as evil as that Naraku fella." They all smiled and were relieved. Then Naraku said, "I heard that!"

Bob joined Tuxedo max on his pursiutof Han Solo.

[Estrella]

Rei puts away her evil spirit charms somewhat disapointed, and Artemis coughs " obession."

ooc: i thought that Bob was eaten...

[Tar-Ancalime]

While Sesshoumaru continues to impress the girls in the hot tub, dart has left with hobbit girl cause he realized sesshoumaru had him beat. He adn hobbit girl had a v. nice discussion.

[Estrella]

Tuxedo Mask finally realizes that Han is about to hit him, so he backs off. He glares over at Sess and the sailor girls in swim suits,and finds a lizard, and snickers. Puts it into the hot tub water. He hears Serena scream " Dariennn!"

[Lifeling]

Suddenly a guitar appears out of nowhere and they all begin to play it at the same time... suddenly they are famous!

[Estrella]

Next thing they know, they have a gig in China.

[Lifeling]

They are playing on the great wall, which I think is still the only manmade object visible from space... Then all the sudden they start doing this coldplay cover.... And the chinese people go nuts! and start ripping their hair out.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Sesshoumaru is pissed off at the girls silly instincts and decides to find somewhere else to impress girls. Bob is having problems being a stripper in LA. And the guitarist dies.

[HLGStrider]

Bob was transported to Calamazoo. . .unfortunately his clothes weren't and he had to hide in a Rhodendenren. The strange thing was the Rhodendendren (which is hard to spell) was on Mt. Hood in Oregon, not Calamazoo. . .then Bob realized HE HAD DISCOVERED THE FIRST STABLE WORMHOLE BETWEEN MT HOOD AND CALAMAZOO!

[Lifeling]

All the worms in the world are like... "what?"

[Tar-Ancalime]

worms...what the heck does this have to do with the story!" screamed bob as he grabbed a gun to shoot himself...everyone was like "NOOOOO!" but he pulled the trigger..and bubbles came out!

[Lifeling]

Meanwhile the worms (who cant smell, hear, or see) are like "What?"

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob,stepped on the worms, destroying them for he was dissapointed that he did not die.

[HobbitGirl]

And then HobbitGirl did a Wonks and whacked Tar with a board.

[Estrella]

A bubble then grew and grew and grew, untill it swallowed Bob, and flew him to a cher concert, and it popped, letting bob fall into cher's arms.

[Tar-Ancalime]

"hey!What was that for! YOu got your dart arent you happy now?" tar complained for being hit

[HLGStrider]

Then, for exactly five point two seconds, everyone was happy. Then Bob got sick of it and blew up the Eiffle Tower just because he was so sick of everyone being so danged happy.

The French looked up from their coffee and red wine, said something cynical in Bohemian, and started hitting everyone with those long loaves of bread they always carry around with them on Fridays and Sundays.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Mr. Encyclpedia tells the narrator,"They're called BAgettes!"

[HLGStrider]

The French throw overcooked cream puffs at Mr. Encyclopedia and then Bob went on to win the international spelling bee by spelling "dog" right. Everyone else spelt it "dawg" which was sad. Bob then called up Pizza the Hutt and informed him that with his prize money he would have enough to pay off the Borg and keep them from invading the Zoo of Death.

[Tar-Ancalime]

and at this zoo of death was darth Spelunker who was the evil twin of darth caver who was the cousin of darth carver and the sister of Darth Flavor and finally the fifth cousin twisce removed from Darth insidious, who was darth sidious younger brother

[Estrella]

Bob said, " dude, you really have to change your name.." At this the Darth pulled out a light saber, but found it's batteries were dead. he cursed it while banging it on the ground, and broke it.

[Rogue666666]

"Why, o why does the madness continue?" cried Bob, "Life was so simple before I was pulled into this forum".

So Bob went and got drunk for the billionth time and then started singin out bottles of beers on the the wall. After this he headed home in his new toyota (new as of 1984) but was pulled over.

On questionig bob replied, " I'm veally sery vober sofficer, and not have as thunk as you drink" Unfortunately are pittiful hero was sentenced to life on an astroid orbiting Trantor. In fact, in less then 476,000 years the asteroid would be sucked into the galactic black whole at the center of the galaxy and be crushed to about the size of a microscopic life form.

Bob had until then to think up an escape plan.

[Lifeling]

Bob thought and though and thought... Then he realized he had worms in his pocket "YAY", he thought, Because we all know that you cant actually talk on an astroid... just think out loud.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob than caught up with Miroku who was very busy doing an important 'exorcism'.

[HLGStrider]

He thought up a song,
"OH I AM STUCK OUT HERE ON AN ASTEROI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OID!" (Spanish sounding guitar chords)
"And I'm drifting in space!" (Maracas shake)
"And I can't help wondering-ing-ing-ing. .. " (Guitar chords)
"How I ended up in such disgrace!" (More guitar chords)
"So I started to dance and I learned how to sing. . " (Maracas)
"AND NOW I AM STUCK ON THIS ASTEROID!"

Bob started to yoddel.

[Rogue666666]

Yodelaai!!!! Yodelaaiii! Yodelaaaaooo!


Then Bob checked his watch. 475,999 years had already gone by. 'Oh how time flies when your stranded on an asteroid' thought Bob.

What he didn't know was that the worms in his pocket were silk worms, and for 475,998 years had been working on making a silk rope to save bob, that is, until they passed away last year.

So now Bob had a silk rope and all of his IQ to save him. This left him about the same chance of suriving that a snowball had if it were thrown into the core of a super nova, which is about the same chance as a silk worm survivng on an astroid for 475,998 years, which was about the same chance as Luke Skywalker becoming a good actor, which was equal to the chance of a deer surving in an ocean trench, which was almost the same as a blond having more than one brain cell, which in turn is the same as a new Ferrari costing less then 100 bucks, while this is also equal to the chance that humans managed to evolve from a pool of liquid, which is in turn the exact chance that Bob will ever escape this forum.

Oh look, time's up.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob was anxios to escape and when time ran out he yelled

"OH ****!"

[Estrella]

At this point bob realized that he lived about 490 thousand times longer than any normal person, and began to wonder why...

[Rogue666666]

He wondered and wondered, for the next .00000003 nanoseconds until he was compressed into a microscopic life form.

[Lifeling]

Bob was like, "what?"

[Estrella]

Bob looked at himself, and laughed " yay!, i'm a microscopic life form!" He then proceeded to do a happy spin dance.

[HobbitGirl]

And HG explained to Tar, rather late, but oh well, that she had whacked her because her sweetie is the goregous-green-eyed-sweetheart from about fifty pages ago, and NOT Dart, no matter how hot he is.

And Bob whacked HG with a mop.

[Rogue666666]

Which was very difficult since he was only .00000000000004 milli meters tall.

[Lifeling]

Bob suddenly decided that he would have to jump to get bigger! He jumped and jumped, but it only made him smaller and smaller. By this time the worms were like, "what?"

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar nodded at this and apoligized to HG, then ran into bob's microscopic form and said, "did i step on something?"

[HLGStrider]

Bob was safe due to his extreme smallness. He was smaller than the point of a needle. Smaller than the eye of a microscopic ant. Smaller than a speck of space dust, and a heck of a lot smaller than a bread box!

[Tar-Ancalime]

"So he was." Tar noted and moved on with her life.

[Lifeling]

Bob began eating the worms... And he also began to grow...

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar sighed and said, "Oh great Bob's growing isnt he..."

[Lifeling]

"Stop stating the obvious!" bob cried as he returned to normal height...

[Tar-Ancalime]

"You silly boy! I am the dark queen how dare you speak to me in that fasion!" Tar stated while hitting bob wiht a wooden spoon.

[Estrella]

Bob turned into a giant catipillar, and glared at the queen.

[spirit]

she got scarred and started to scream like a little baby!:D

[HLGStrider]

Then a rabid roe-buck (from Sears Roe-Buck) came out and started to dance to Acupulco holiday!

Bob the catapilar ate some milkweed and got sick. Then he went into a cacoon and emerged a racoon.

[Estrella]

Bob, put on a mask ( as he was albino), and pointed a very sharp stick at the Roe-Buck. He said " Give me all of your bubble Gum, or i'll poke ya!"

[HLGStrider]

The Buck, who owned a lighthouse in Kansas City, was looking for an ocean to buy, so he said,
"I'll make you a deal, get me a labrodor and I'll retrieve it, and then I will have enough salsa to buy bubble gum for you and an ocean for me."
"But, without corn chips, how will we use the salsa?" Bob asked.
"We'll use oreos instead!" the buck stated. But the buck stopped there.

[Estrella]

Bob raised an eyebrow " Oreos? Ohwell, it' fine with me. You got yourself a deal." Bob wondered briefly if HLGstrider had an obession with oreos, and if she'd seen a doctor about it. Bob then started to walk to the nearest Labrador farm.

[Lifeling]

The Buck stopped ad stared as a huge alien ship came into view... It was the blorgs and they werent happy!:eek:

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar- Ancalime did not scream nor did she run away! nonetheless she was out of the picture.

[Estrella]

Bob returned with the dog, named freckles, and saw the aliens. He ran up to them. " OHH Metalica! can i have your autograph?"

[Rogue666666]

Actually, it wasn't metallica, it was the KING.

In a glistening beam of light the King of music came streaming back to earth.

Suddenly giant loud speakers appeared from the ship. And Elvis Presely began to wail....

YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT a hound dog! Crying all the time!

At this point though the great man felt a tugging at his shirt. He turned to see Bob standing there with a very displeased look on his face. The music faded...

Bob, in a fury of rage screamed, " THAT IS NOT A HOUND DOG! It is a Labrador you dirt sucking tone deaf scum!

[Lifeling]

"Fetch!" yelled bob as he hurled the king through the air...
The labrador was fast and it caught him as he was coming in to land... He screamed in pain as bob watched them both burst into flames!

[Tar-Ancalime]

than bob ran away into the banna

[Rogue666666]

'Banna? What in the world is a Banna?' ,Bob thought.

[spirit]

he ment a mango!
he had a slight problem with items!

[Tar-Ancalime]

he meant a peach you silly bums!" Nanny the nursemaid florence staed.

[Rogue666666]

That is not true! Nothing ryhms with orange!

[Tar-Ancalime]

"What about Porrige?"

[HLGStrider]

Then a group of penguins stormed the building and made a fruit salad. Then someone put vegetables in it! The penguins screamed and sacrificed themselves to a killer whale named Josie.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Than Sesshoumaru returned with Miroku who was folowing behind hoping to catch the attention of the throng of girls who followed Sessy-sama! And he did, in fact Miroku got 25 gropes in 10 minutes (he also got 23 evil glares, and 20 slaps). Bob was concerned and felt Miroku needed to be arrested becaues he was jealous of how hot miroku was.

[Estrella]

OOC: it's Sessy-San. San is male, Sama is Female. ;) Free Japanese lesson there.

Bob called the police, an officer showed up. He turned to the Whale. " Josie! long time no see cousin."

[spirit]

oh shut it with all the chit chat and get on with the {1 minute of swearing} business!

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob screamed to the police officer, "Hey, arrest that man he's hotter than me!" The police officer refused to however and everyone (but Bob) was happy.

[spirit]

suddenly bob got angry and said in a jamican accent "i am fed up wid all u lot! me needz a hiliday man!" and leaves with a suitcase and a mini car!

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob left and life went on as usual as nobody liked bob. but the rumors circulated on Bob's holiday as he called it,

"Bob is with the trapeze or thats what i heard from Deborah Sue."
Janice Jones told her friend Mary Malone. However Emily Eileen heard from Barbara Billingsly that,

[Estrella]

He was abducted by aliens!

[HobbitGirl]

Who put an anal probe up his...deriaire...and forced him to sing like John Lennon until until he met George Harrison in the underworld!

[Estrella]

George Harrison Approched in fake Devil's horns, and tail. He looked at Bob, and said. " Dude, Fire's coming out of your But!"

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then Rex Harrison (who may or may not be related to george) said, "Bob I find it proper to consume you for my evening meal"

[HLGStrider]

"You can't," said Bob, "because I have a passport!"

And he showed everyone his passport, and they were about to let him go when they noticed that the picture on the passport wasn't of Bob. It was of Britney Spears.

[Tar-Ancalime]

"You silly boy!" Exclaimed Rex harrison, "We shall make a suflee out of you!"

[HLGStrider]

"Not until you learn to spell better, master of evil pronunciation."

[Tar-Ancalime]

" You don't like the idea of suflee, well we can fix that. Bobburgers!" Rex harrison said slicing up bob

[HLGStrider]

That is when Bob woke up screaming in the middle of Grand Central Station wearing a kimno, a flowered bonnet, and a Bill Clinton mask.

Jim Carry ran out of the crowd yelling, "COHNAN! IT'S YOU!"

[Tar-Ancalime]

than he gave bob a big hug

[HobbitGirl]

Somewhere in the back of the audience the sound of retching could be heard. Bob paused his performance, put his hands on his hips, and stared with distate at the person throwing up. "Well what would you prefer, Whitney Houston?" he asked.

"Actually, yes," the barfing person replied.

And Bob turned into Whitney Houston.

And the bunny rabbits screamed.

[Mablung]

Through the screaming of the rabbits a faint rumbling could be heard and the ceiling began to shake. Then through it burst two forces of immense power. The Rubber Duckie of Westmarch as locked in combat with the Dark Duckie of Mordor.

[HobbitGirl]

The Rubber Duckie of Westmarch, also known as RDW, also known as the only son of Bob, grappled with his arch nemisis, the Dark Duckie of Mordor, also known as DD. They fought, and fought, and squeaked like the rubber duckies they are.

THEN, DD pulled out the Ring of Power! And RDW quaked and trembled! But RDW was too cute and suave and savvy and overall cool to be defeated by this dude, so he drew his sword all fancy-like, and all the ladies swooned and oohed and aaahd. RDW smirked at DD, cause his popularity with the ladies was a one-up against his enemy.

[Mablung]

The DD squeaked angrily in Ducky speak. He flapped around huffily trying to get noticed by the ladies. With a great squeak he summoned his own admirers. They were legions of Legolas look alikes. Naturally the ladies quickly left RDW and chased off after these as they were all fangirls. The DD then drew a mace of great size and started swinging at the RDW squeaking in a squeak not squeaked by the good denizens of the world.

[HobbitGirl]

RDW covered his ears at the horrible evil squeaks. But he was determined to defeat his foe, just like every other classic hero dude. He pulled fuzzy pink earmuffs out of his pocket (yes, this duck wears clothes. What, you think I'm going to put a naked someone on this forum?) and put them on. Then, he thrust his sword out, blocking the mace's blows. He fought with DD sword vs. mace for a while, until RDW got sick of it and flapped behind DD. RDW dropped his sword, picked up DD, and threw him off the slope of Mount Doom (where they had been fighting). Not the slope that led to the fire, cause RDW hated the smell of burning feathers. Instead of being incinerated, DD tumbled off the mountian, hitting every nastily sharp rock on the way down. "Oof! Eef! Ahf! Ouch! @#@#$!" DD squeaked.

[Mablung]

Unfortunatly for RDW the DD was covered in armor (no hes not naked either you perverts :P ) and was made of rubber so going down rocks didn't hurt him much. The DD then started picking up these sharp nasty rocks as he was hitting them on the way down. When he finally came to a rest he began throwing these rocks back up at RDW. Some villagers saw what he was doing and joined him as everyone in the world loves a good stoning. They were also all exceptionally strong villagers so they too were able to get their rocks all the way up the mountain.

[HobbitGirl]

"Gyaaaaah!" RDW squeaked/shouted, throwing his wings/arms up to cover his face/beak. He stumbled backwards a step, tried to block the rocks, lost his balance, and fell into the fires of Mount Doom. Since he was there before, he didn't incinerate, but sat down and played poker with Gollum. Again. But this time, RDW didn't have to wait for his lawyer to call him back, for he knew his lawyer's number. His lawyer was none other than--Indiana Jones! RDW played a few games of poker just to remember old times, then called up ol' Indy.

"Hello?" Indy answered the phone.

"Yo, Indy my homie, wass up?" RDW said in his best gangster voice.

"Hey dude," Indy said in his best surfer voice. "How's it hangin'?"

"Not very well, thank you," said RDW, switching over to a French accent.

"Well, how sad for you," said Indy, switching over to a British accent.

"Get me out of here, man! It's like, game over man, game over!" said RDW, trying to imitate that one dude from Aliens.

"Whoa, like, chill, dude," said Indy, trying to imatate Chong. "Like, just be groovy. I'll get you out, man."

They hung up.

And Indy's hovercraft came to rescue RDW and Gollum.

[Mablung]

The DD watched in disdain as Indiana Jones came to rescue RDW. So the DD called up his old allies to come and combat them. In the sky above Indiana Jones shouted in horror as the Nazimobile hover craft started chasing his.

[HobbitGirl]

COMING UP NEXT: A CAR CHASE!

It was time for some fancy driving. "Buckle your seatbelts back there!" shouted Indy as he took the helm. Gollum didn't seem to hear, for he just ran around screaming in panic and running into walls. RDW wisely strapped himself into a seat and held on for dear life.

Indy slammed his foot on the accelerater. The Nazimoblie started fireing it's laser cannons. Gollum shrieked, "We're going to die, precious! Die! DIEEEEEE--"

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

We interupt this broadcast for a broadcast of the emergency broadcast system. Have a nice day!

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

*slam*

The TV falls over and shatters, and the world gasps as they see who has caused the distruction. It is....

[HLGStrider]

Bob, of course.

He had spent the last three months working his new job with the American Kennel Club. He was a spot counter in the dalmation section. As you may or may not know, the premium amount of spots for a thourough bred dalmation is 219. Bob was required to count the spots on the dalmations and make sure they had 219. However, one day he was counting the spots on Madame Floo-floo's dog, Dow Jones, the world's most valuable dalmation, and he came up with 220! He announced it to the horror of the Club.

Dow Jones was disqualified and Madame Floo-floo was crying and then Bob said, "Oh wait, that's an ink spot. . ."

So Bob was thrown from the top of the Eiffle tower and had his right ear fed to Dow Jones.

Bob's scream echoed about the world while the chaos caused by Dow Jones caused the problems above mentioned.

[Estrella]

Bob then Decided to leave Spot counting forever, and Made to Journey the the McDonalds Temple deep in the New York Jungle of twisted Iron.

[HLGStrider]

But his walkman was up too loud and it scared away all the spawning salmon! He was attacked by environmentalists wearing scuba geer.

[Tar-Ancalime]

which if you didn't know is a rather scary site as the notorious Hob said to Jolene,

"So Jolene, if you havent seen a enviromentalist in scuba gear you are totally lucky. That site is so damn scary!"

"Really Hob? I mean I've seen nomal men in scuba gear before and its not that scary. What we're they carrying, weapons?"

Hob cowerd and cried at the thought of the weaponry,

" What is it Hob?"

"They carry plastic harpoons!" Hob said rising to face fear,

"And I will conquer that fear, I will face those terrorists!" Jolene just nodded and was tired of listening to Hob speak.

So Hob went to his brother Bob (as in the Bob who is the main part in our story who was still haveing problems with Indiana jones as his lawyer and it just so happend that Indy was also afraid of enviromentalists with scuba gear and plastic harpoons and both hob and indy cowerd and cried.

[HLGStrider]

"Whimps," sniffed a supercillious space cat named Arod as he continued on his way towards Albequerque. . .Bob and Hob and Indy ducked down the hole the space cat had came out of and started to run for it. They ran and ran until they came to the home of a family of squirrels. . .hungry squirrels. . .man eating squirrels.

[Tar-Ancalime]

indy yelled,

"What are we going to do?"

" Your the one who always gets in trouble you should know what your doing?" Bob yelled to indy.

"come on thats scripted!"

[HLGStrider]

James Bond popped out of nowhere.
"Here! Take this," he said in a suave voice. He handed Bob a stick of gum. "Wad it up and throw it at these squirrels. . .red light, green light."

Then Ethan Hunt popped out of nowhere.
"HEY! THAT'S MY COOL GADGET! GET YOUR OWN!"
"Shut up. . .At least I'm tall!" Bond shot back.

[Tar-Ancalime]

and han solo groped princess leia's rear

[HLGStrider]

So she slapped him and proposed to Bob, the last of the true gentlemen. . .She'd always been attracted to men in pink and purple pajamas.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then james bond killed bond and began to woo princess leia and sesshoumaru who he seemed to think was a girl sesshoumaru did not take to kindly to this and killed james.

[Estrella]

Austin Powers than appeared on the scene, But the Red Celephane made his suit look purple. Sessamour Turned his head, and said " You need a breath mint very badly." he handed him a whole packet of Certs.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then they battled over who would date princess Leia, Sesshoumaru-san won (yay) Leia was also happy with that descion.

[HLGStrider]

Then-POOF-the world turned into Jello beneath them and they began to sink slowly into the cherry flavored goo. . .

"BUT I LIKE STRAWBERRY!" wept Leia. The Jello turned to strawberry.
"I like Blueberry," said Bob. It turned to blueberry.
"I like chocolate. . ." said Han. . .Now this confused the jello because it had never heard of chocolate jello. . .and so. ..

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then the blueberries rained down from the sky and they all ate them

[Estrella]

They all started to moon walk on the jello and it turned into a Disco Club!

[Tar-Ancalime]

and due the ferocity of the music the moon fell apart

[HLGStrider]

The pieces of the moon fell into the sea of jello causing a jello tidal wave which buried San Francisco. . . And Bob was terrified when he heard the news, because he'd left his heart in San Fransisco!

Then he yelled out, "Oh San Francisco!"
But Captain Benjamin Sisco thought he was calling for him and came down to see what was up. Jake Sisco caught sight of Leia and started making goo-goo eyes at her.

[Tar-Ancalime]

However Leia was tired of men givng her googly eyes and sought to destroy the entire male population.

[HLGStrider]

Fortunately, she was stopped by Katherine the Shrew who wanted to do that herself and they got into a fight which involved a lot of chair tossing. Then Prospero turned them all into elephants. Leia the Elephant weighted three tons so no more men were making goo-goo eyes at her, and she was very happy. Bob, on the other hand, was baffled by a shrew turned elephant who seemed to be making goo-goo eyes at him.

[Tar-Ancalime]

He decided it was pointless to live and took his own life but not before he said, "I will not be happy if i'm reincarnated as a chair."

[HLGStrider]

So he was. . .

[Tar-Ancalime]

and since chairs cant talk the point of the story left bob and turned into:

Sessy-san and Indiana Jones: The first battle

[Estrella]

At this point The Enterprise appeared on the scene. Captain Kirk and spock with his dog spot stepped out. " Captian" said scotty, taking a drink of wisky. " this doesn't look like KoKoamo to me. You said we were were going to the Flordia keys, To a place to called Kokoamo."

[Tar-Ancalime]

Indiana jones said, "Kokoamo is spelled funny..." as he looked through his bag to find his flask of water. Sessoumaru said, "Where is that hair dryer?" while he hurried through his bag to find his hair dryer. Bob as a chair thought, "Dumb reincarnation...make bob chair...now bob cant talk...stupid reincarnation." he thought in the living room of Bill Gates. Bill gates happend to be sitting on Bob the chair and looking at all the threatening emails saying: I hate microsoft...there's always an error this error that. GAh! Bill just laughed and said "1 down 455555555555555555555566677778898999000112222333 to go"

[Estrella]

Captain Kirk then looked at Sessy-San and Indiana Jones, and said " well lets go then."

[spirit]

455555555555555555555566677778898999000112222332 to go!

god damn it! itz gonna take ages! i am gonna go on a coffee breaknow!

[Tar-Ancalime]

Sessy- San yelled, "I havent even showerd yet we cant leave. I refuse to!"

[HLGStrider]

He couldn't shower because Bob the chair was using the bathtub and taking up the entire bathroom. Bill had felt sorry for his chair and filled the entire tub with grape scented bubble bath and now Bob was getting a good scrubbing.

[Tar-Ancalime]

sessy-san yelled, "Bill, I need to shower my hairs all greasy and i cant possilby go out like that"

[HLGStrider]

"Come on, Sess," Bill yelled. "I'm Bill Gates and this is my house! I have 63 and one-fourth bathrooms! Why must you use this particular one?"

Sessy went to look for another bathroom, but with his luck, all he could find was the one-fourth bathroom.

[spirit]

he did some magic to try to make is all come but but instead he made the one-fourth dissapear:p

[HLGStrider]

And all he could do was cry. . .Meanwhile, Bob was getting sick of being a chair and the bathroom fairy took pity on him, covered him with bath salts, hit him three times with the toilet plunger and turned him into a . . .

[Estrella]

duck. A purple duck to be exact, he smelled exactly like the bath salts, Sugar Plum. He started to quack just as Sessy-san bust in. " Bob, get out!" But he saw no chair, just a purple duck. " ohh sugar plums..."

[Tar-Ancalime]

Sessy- san kicked out the duck and showerd. Then he spend 5 more hours blow drying, spraying, and all around caring for his hair.

[HLGStrider]

Which then fell out and made a mess on the floor!

Bill was now enraged and the bathroom fairy wasn't that happy either.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar was displeased with Eglee's unusually cruely toward her beloved Sessy-san and deledted that event so it didnt happen and Sessy-san sitll had is gorgeous hair!

[HLGStrider]

But it was pink which did put a damper on things somewhat. . .

[Tar-Ancalime]

too bad for eglee's evil desieres he dyed it white...

[HLGStrider]

Which didn't look at all bad, and Elgee was satisfied. However, Bob, who didn't like to be a duck, wasn't, and began to search for the true meaning of life which he was sure involved playing cards, frozen yogurt, and the Spanish langauge.

[Tar-Ancalime]

and he learned all that and decided it wasnt bad being a duck

[HLGStrider]

Especially now that he was a yogurt eating, card playing, Spanish speaking duck. . .Un Pato!

He sat there feeling very proud of himself on top of Bill's mantal. Bill didn't mind because he would pretend Bob was a hunting trophy. . .then some very radical animal rights activists came to dinner!

[Tar-Ancalime]

and boy did he wish he wasnt a duck then! They were all....freaky like....for lack of a better word. Then JImminey cricket came!

"hello bob, formerly chair now duck! I"m your concious what do you want for a wish?" bob, formerly chair now duck was like

"quack quack?" <isnt that my fairy godmother?> jimmeny was mad and went off muttering,

"just cause i am nto as pretty i get picked on all time!" Bob was hurt and said,

"quack, quack" <wait im sorry!> the cricked glared back saying,

"w.e im off."

[Estrella]

So Bob then flew and swalloed Jimmeny whole!

[Tar-Ancalime]

little good that did him tho...the narrator thought...then Bob's fairy godmother came. when she began to sing Bibidie-Bobidie-Boo Bob told her to shut up. She shrugged her shoulders and did. Then she said,

"You have one wish what is it?" Bob thought for a minute and replied...

[Lifeling]

I want a spongebob plushie!

[HLGStrider]

But this was against the rules so the Fairy Godmother did the next best thing and gave him a big wet kiss. Bob wasn't all that certain that this was the next best thing, and he informed her of the fact. She hit him on the head with a staple gun.

[Lifeling]

Which sent a staple straight into his head... so hes running around screaming, "How could you, he was a nice parakeet!!" while blood is gushing from his head...

[Estrella]

Bob then feel over and died, and they all had roast duck for Dinner. And sugarplum pudding for dessert!

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob teh got reincarneated as a fork...dont ask me why?

[Estrella]

bob was sitting in an old lady's kitchen. " Now Hansel, Grettel, get into the pot like good children" she said.

[spirit]

THey were really stupid so they decided to get in there and take the witch in with her too!

[spirit]

as the three of them got in BoB decided to light the pot and put a firecracher in the room! and some TNT! he lit it and them ran as far as he could!

[Estrella]

The Ginger bread house thus melted into a a very twisted smore, with chocolate, marshmellows, grahm crackers and gummy bears. Bob brought a sample of this to the local candy store.

[HLGStrider]

They stole his recipe and made millions of dollars and Bob was left to sob alone.

[BlackCaptain]

Then Bob went to his house and his mom was making him Ginger Bread cookies. He was even sadder. He ate the cookies anyways. He went outside and everybody was running in a marathon. He decided to just start running with everybody

[HLGStrider]

He didn't look where he was going and ran straight into a brick wall. He saw stars (mainly Elvis and Harrison Ford who were tango-ing) and then blacked out. He awoke in the maternity ward of the hospital, and heard a doctor announce, "Congratulations! Twins!" Bob screamed.

[Tar-Ancalime]

and somehow all this occured with bob being a common ktchen utensil

[HLGStrider]

This was possible because Bob was not just any fork! He was a salad fork . . .which of course makes everything possible

[Estrella]

Bob looked at the Cocktail fork in the bed beside him, named Cindy.

[HLGStrider]

She was Bob's long lost sister! No wait. . .it wasn't. . .It was his long lost sister's evil twin! Bob did not know this however, and greeted her warmly and brought her a new mercedes.

[Tar-Ancalime]

than Darth Forker, his once Fedi father, now fith lord decided to cut off bob's prongs.

[BlackCaptain]

But no! Bob grabbed some flowers that magicaly sprung from the ground and threw them at Darth Forker, sending him into the world of Blind people! Bob made a quick escape!

[HLGStrider]

He jumped out of a window and landed in the back of a garbage truck that was owned by a secret government agency located deep in the Sierra Nevadas. . .An agency designed to design new agencies and stop all tv sitcoms from taking over the world!

[Tar-Ancalime]

A random bystander shook is bald head and commented to his other bald friends, "Eh, young people these days, they move to fast." HIs bald friends nodded.

[BlackCaptain]

Bob started running insanely until he entered another room, looking like a bar or pub of some sort. Everyone had really long hair, and ferrets were running around yelling strange things at eachother... "You're a mean **** breath!" "No your name is stupid!"

Bob continued running when he discovered they were playing limbo and serving Pinya Coladas in the corner

EDIT - The sytstem zapped F A R T ?!?!

[HLGStrider]

Then someone shrieked: "THE MOSQUITOS ARE COMING!" And it wasn't true. . .They were midges!

[Tar-Ancalime]

and merry commetned, "What do they eat when the cant get hobbit."

[BlackCaptain]

And Sam commented "I usualy don't go for foriegn food, but this human stuff; it's pretty good!" while knawing on Bob's leg. Bob ran away with 2 angry hobbits and 7 midges chasing him madly. He ran into a light-pole

[Tar-Ancalime]

which was really the phial of Galadriel being wielded by...Sesshoumaru...(how did he get to weild that!)

[BlackCaptain]

Sesshoumarou laughed as loud as he could and his face turned red. Bob quickly stole the phial and shoved it in his open mouth, rending him choked. Bob made yet another quick escape, now with hobbits, midges, and choking red wierd people running after him.

[HLGStrider]

They all started throwing tomatoes which Bob was alergic too. Everytime he got hit with one he sneezed and broke into purple spots!

[Tar-Ancalime]

Sessshoumaru however did not choke....and he followed bob, captured him, and took bob hostage by tickling him with his feather boa???/tail??? (what is that thingy?)

ooc:this is a pic of fluffly so u know what i'm talking about?

[BlackCaptain]

Bob burst into laughing so uncontrollably that he scared the tickler away... temporarily. He got up and bought himself a soda

[HLGStrider]

It was full of sea monkeys. ..which Bob found to be quite odd so he asked for a refill.

"That'll be thirty-two cents, please." Bob gave them a fifty cents piece and they gave him twenty dollars in change and a stamp.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Sesshoumaru was royally pissed off because he did not know his tailish thing had a mind of its own, secondly it ran off and he never got to find out what it really was, thirdly he had no phial of galadriel, and he was broke and could not get a soda. Bob on the other hand was v. happy with his soda and scaring away the tailish thing, and having the phial of galadriel. Sesshoumaru prayed to bruce almighty and recieved evertying he lost ,he also found out that his tailish thing was a...well bruce didnt quite figure that out.

[HobbitGirl]

And then Stan yelled, "Oh my gawd! Sesshoumaru's a girl!"

And Kyle yelled, "You fruit basket!"

And Cartman yelled, "Pass the fritters!"

And Kenney yelled, "Mmm mmm fmm mm mmk!"

And the My Little Ponies yelled, "The Fraggles are coming! The Fraggles are coming!"

And the Fraggles yelled, "I like potatoes!"

And HobbitGirl yelled, "I am a potato! Or at least I used to be...hey wait! What am I now if I'm not a potato?" She sat down where she was and thought and thought and thought.

And David Lee Roth said quite calmly, intellingently, and sanely, "Come, Wendy, let us jump the hilly brush."

[Estrella]

At this point, everything stopped, and everyone stood in Suspended animation. Neo and Link appeared, all in black ( of course ;) ) and said darn, the Matrix is messing up....

[spirit]

suddenly justin timberlake came in out of no where again and said 'i will put it right'

[BlackCaptain]

The Backstreet boys sudenly flew into the scene. "Not if I have anything to say about it" said Nick. He then ate Justin's arm

[HLGStrider]

Ten arms grew back in its place! Then he sprouted and extra head and two more eyes on the back of his three necks! And his hair started flashing different collors and then we learned the truth!

[Tar-Ancalime]

Now, being called a girl Sesshoumaru swore vengance on the entire population...he knew he was beautiful...but he was not girl...niether was he gay...but bob seemed to think he was and began hitting on him.

[BlackCaptain]

Bob was slapped, and he started to cry. A vampire came up and started drinking his tears. Sesshoumaru slapped the vampire as well. Bob was quite angry that his manners were so horrible and stopped hitting on him.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Sesshoumaru proudly walked back into feudal japan leaving bob all alone

[BlackCaptain]

Bob then started swimming across the atlantic ocean. A giant Octopus swallowed him up when he was in the english channel. Bob started to live in there for a while...

[Tar-Ancalime]

acutally he enjoyed living there so much he hired an interior decorater and made himself at home with the shabby chic design style.

[Estrella]

But then Handyman Bob Villian popped in and destroyed everything.