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Beorn
06-01-2002, 09:18 PM
Lord of the OS
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Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit.

As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my
PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the
Windows XP CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned it
on.

Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become
precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.'

After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a
close look at it.'

To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than
before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the
central hole I saw an inscription, an inscription finer than anything I had
ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as
if out of a great depth:
12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE820945092OF923A40EElO E5IOCC98D444AA08E324

'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said in a timid voice.

'No but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the
language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common
English this is what it says:

One OS to rule them all,
One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all,
And in the darkness bind them.

It is only a few lines from a verse long known in System lore:

Three OS's from corporate kings in their towers of glass,
Seven from valley lords where orchards used to grow,
Nine from dotcoms doomed to die,
One from the Dark Lord, Gates on his dark throne
In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.

One OS to rule them all,
One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all,
And in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie."


Source: Anthony's Castle-Lord of the OSes (http://enterprise.sct.gu.edu.au/~anthony/info/docs/LordOS.txt)

P.S. They're not hex! There is an O in there!

Adrastea
06-02-2002, 06:07 AM
LOL!!! That is one of the funniest things I have read in awhile.

When I first read the top half of the story, I thought it was true, and I, myself was going to throw my Xp cd im the microwave, but I said I should see what happens, so I read on, heheee..This shows how much I trust Beron's computer posts!

Aerin
06-02-2002, 08:35 AM
Beorn may be a computer nerd, but that doesn't mean his "advice" is always right. ;)

Geez, where *did* you dig that thing up from? I saw that years ago...

Beorn
06-02-2002, 04:57 PM
You couldn't of seen that years ago! It refers to XP, which didn't come out very long ago!

ReadWryt
06-02-2002, 06:38 PM
XP?!?! I thought it reffered to GodDOS, the Divine Operating System...

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06-02-2002, 08:47 PM
thats actualy quite funny

Aerin
06-08-2002, 08:55 AM
Trust me, Beorn, I saw it a couple of years ago. I thought it was quite amusing; in fact, everyone within hearing distance turned to look at me as I laughed... in the library. ;) :D

Eomer Dinmention
06-15-2002, 11:51 AM
I've got Xp its so cool

I like it so much, but for some reason, and i think thats its just my comp.

That my laptop on the hard drive it says that XP takes up around 4 gigs or something

Beorn
06-15-2002, 04:33 PM
Well, 4gigs is headed in the right direction....IIRC, it's 1.5, which is way more than any operating system should need (there are some flavors of Linux that fit on a zip disk, which is around 100MB).