Dark Legion members - Introduce Yourselves!

[Snaga]

Hey everyone!

This thread is here for all members of the Dark Legion to introduce themselves to each other.

If you are not a member yet, just post a few details here to join!:)

....

I guess I'll go first!:D

I am Snaga... and you will see me most in the Role Playing Forums.

Snaga aka Lord Gonnilclaur is my main RP Character, and a thoroughly evil orc I am too!:D I am ruler of the Grey Mountain orcs, and leader of the orcs of the Misty Mountains too. I am also Supreme Commander of the armies of the Mornclaur Federation. Basically, if a gang of orcs come invading your lands, its probably my doing!;)

What else.... in real life I am English, and am a student at uni... that will do for now!:)

Who's next...?

[Telchar]

I'm Telchar.. You'll se me mostly in the rp forums..

Telchar, a Dwarf ,is my only character, he's and is Lord of Zirak Khazad and co-founder of the Dark Legion.
He's quiet and don't say much, but he keeps an eye on what's going on both inside and outside his own empire..

In reallife I live in Norway and got to much to do..

[chrysophalax]

I'm Artos Wolfhame, A wolf-tamer from Angmar. I was at one time a body-guard to Lord Lorien before he went soft and released me from his service (not that I'm bitter)...I too am a denizen of the RPG'S.

I also play the incredibly dangerous and highly intelligent, not to mention very egotistical MAGNUS, the Dragon of #36 fame!! *scales shine brightly*

I live in the USA and am the proud parent of 3 Tolkien hatchlings including the Esteemed YayGollum.

[Khamul]

I am Lord Drygo, Governor of Khand and Ostmor. I am well, not super-active atm, but I am planning on returning and becoming more active soon.

I live in the USA, and play basketball and various other sports.

And I am the food-server at the BC and the DJ as well....

[Tar-Ancalime]

I'm Tar-Ancalime, i live in the Usa, i'm the queen of the mornclaur empire.I do TKD.

[Snaga]

Hey Tar that was short 'n' sweet. I am probably being thick, but what is TKD?

[Ecthelion]

I am Nain Ironfoot, I will also be mostly seen in The Rp category. I am an evil loner looking for things to kill. I live in the US and LOVE basketball! I will guess that tkd is tae-kwan-do, I did it for awhile, but stopped, it was pretty fun.

[Turgon]

I am Agarloth Serewing. My friends call me Agarloth, so I'm known mostly as Serewing. Well what I can I say about myself? I'm a Corsair, a sell-sword and a general ne'er do well - mad, bad and dangerous to know. A little too fond of booty for most people's liking - especially those people whose booty I have a mind to take. But nobody's perfect.

I'm currently residing in the Halls of Mandos - which can be a bit dull, but I try to keep myself busy.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Snaga tkd is TaeKwonDo

[Ecthelion]

Man I'm good.....:D

[Balrog Bob]

Balrog Bob here!

Don't come on very often...but I'm as evil as you can get.

In my physical form, those who live long enough can see that I am a tower of chiseled flame, shrouded in a cloak of ash. My armor consists of blackened steel, which has been adorned with black onyx. Upon wrist gauntlets, lie merciless talon-blades (jagged and razor sharp).

Finally, under the concealment of my ashy cloak, hides the face of "yours
truely". Blue flame glows from beneath the shrowds of my eyes. My face... a face unseen, by my own eyes. However, for those who have seen it... well let's say they are no longer with us (Heh heh!).

I am the shadow. Whomever falls into me, never remains to be seen... again!

With that said...I offer my services to the Dark Legion, for my hatred of good is great and has burned long in me.

[Snaga]

Welcome to the Dark Legion, Balrog Bob. A mighty demon such as yourself will be a mighty addition to the forces of evil!

(BTW I'm getting that scene in Terminator 2 when Jon Connor introduces Arnie as 'Uncle Bob':D)

[Mystical Elf]

Hello everyone i have just joined this site and this is the first guild i have been in. So a little about myself in rp.

My name is Serenity, a powerful witch Elf who has shut herself away from the world and has devoted her life to darkness. :D I never had a family and being by myself for as long as i can remember has resulted in my hatred for most of the world. :o sigh (except fellow elves)



In real life dont laugh... but i am 13 and i live in London. I am still in school and my real name is Georgina dont laugh again, i didnt choose my name;)

[Snaga]

Welcome to the Dark Legion Serenity / Georgina!:) Of course you can join! We could certainly use a new practioner of the black arts... your contribution will be greatly appreciated!

As for your irl details don't worry they dont seem funny to me at all. Probably because I have an aunt with the same name who also lives in London. She's a bit older than you though;) But you are not the youngest on the forum so dont worry about it!

Hope you have fun here!:D

[Dengen-Goroth]

I am Dengen-Goroth, Lord of the Mornclaur Federation and my name travels on the wings of doom! Or so it did, until the dark powers behind Internet Explorer, that's another story. I live in America, and am near the middle of my infamous high school career.

[Tar-Ancalime]

ur back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up and gives Dengen a big hug*

[Ecthelion]

ITS A MIRACLE! Nain jumps around yelling!

[chrysophalax]

"Magnus, here! Snaga did I see we have an ELF *drool* here???"

[Snaga]

Yes we do have an elf member - Serenity - but I hope you will remember the unwritten rule of the Dark Legion. 'Dont eat other members'

Dangit... I just wrote it, so its not unwritten any more :rolleyes:

Lets hope Serenity comes back soon...

[Ecthelion]

So how many mems are there in the DL roughly?

[Khamul]

Lets see.

-Dengen
-Snaga
-Sting
-Chryssophalax
-Turgon
-Nain
-Tar
-Balrog Bob
-Mystical Elf
(Anyone else?)
So, we have had almost doubled.

[Ecthelion]

What happened to Ulrai? It's also to bad Dain and Adeilya stopped posting.

[Snaga]

Dain = AWOL
Adeilya = left
Ulairi = banned

[Ecthelion]

Whats AWOL? And is Ulari band forever or just like a few months?

[Ciryaher]

He is banned foah-evah...or until we say he isn't.

AWOL = away with-out leave

[Ecthelion]

Jeez, what on earth did he do? Did he like use profanity or something?

[Khamul]

Dont worry about it then.

[Azog]

Hello, I'm Azog

[Ecthelion]

Welcome Azog, but I think your supposed to tell us a little about yourself, but whatever floats your boat.:D

[Ecthelion]

Originally posted by Sting
Lets see.

-Dengen
-Snaga
-Sting
-Chryssophalax
-Turgon
-Nain
-Tar
-Balrog Bob
-Mystical Elf
(Anyone else?)
So, we have had almost doubled.
YEAH! 2 more people to add to that list, Dain is back and Azog has joined! More power to the DL!

[Azog]

Ok then. My name is Qwasi Mofo and I am a communist Eskimo. I live in Cuba.

[Lord Smaug]

Hail Creatures of Darkness!

Behold and beware, for I am Smaug the Terrible, Mighty Dragon Lord! I am a descendant of Smaug, King of Erebor and heir of the Flame of Glaurung, Father of Dragons. I obey nobody but me, but I would really like to join the Dark Legion as an allie of the Dark Lord.

[chrysophalax]

A descendant of Smaug? How VASTLY amusing! Hear me, pretender! I am MAGNUS the Destroyer and the kingship of Dragons belongs to me! I am the oldest of our race as a hatchling of the brood of the Great Ancalagon. the Dark Lord, Dengen-Goroth himself pays tribute to me!

THEREFORE! Should you wish to retain the privilege of dwelling in my lands you shall swear fealty to ME, descendant of a DEAD sire!

[Lord Smaug]

Eh-ehm...
Hail, Creatures of Darkness!

Is there anyone in this thread to talk to?:)

[chrysophalax]

You're talking to one, underling!

[Lord Smaug]

Sorry, Lord Magnus. I hope you will forgive my imprudence and accept my alliance to a so powerful one as you are.

[Lord Smaug]

:(

[Lord Smaug]

:( :( pleassssseee???:( :(

[Khamul]

Hmm, interesting little debate we have going here. Welcome to the Dark Legion LS, but I would recommend you drop the claim to the army of Dragons. Any one dragon will be of help, and people will get all up-tight about a full army of Dragons.

I also wouldnt recommend going up against Magnus(May his scales grow fully) it will become instant flaming, in both meanings.;)

[Lord Smaug]

thanks for the advice, Sting, I am new to this forum

[chrysophalax]

I accept your obeisance, lord Smaug...we Dragons can always use allies.

[Lord Smaug]

Thank you, Your Majesty.:)

[Lord Smaug]

:D

[chrysophalax]

Perhaps I can find you a snug lair near Mt. Gundabad. Your treasure you find on your own, however.

[Snaga]

Welcome Lord Smaug! It is great news indeed when a new member joins the Dark Legion. The moreso a mighty fire-drake such as yourself!:)

I am lord of most of the nrthern mountains, so let me know if you find a lair that suits. I will get my orcs to make sure there is plenty to eat nearby!:D

[Ecthelion]

Yes welcome, it is good to have dragons to help. I hope you have fun here in the DL destroying and eating and such.:D

[Lord Smaug]

thanks you all:D

[Lord Smaug]

I was wondering, who else is in the DL anyway?

[Ecthelion]

Originally posted by Sting
Lets see.

-Dengen
-Snaga
-Sting
-Chryssophalax
-Turgon
-Nain
-Tar
-Balrog Bob
-Mystical Elf
(Anyone else?)
So, we have had almost doubled.
Those plus Dain Ironfoot my Dad on the forum, Azog, and yourslef giving the DL 11 mems.

[Lord Smaug]

Just now I know
-Lord Magnus
-Snaga1
-Sting
-Nain Ironfoot.

And thats all, but I think there is more than four in this inviting little Guild, am I wrong?

[chrysophalax]

Most definitely! Visiste The Burning Chicken for a true taste of the DL!

By the way, I also write the charming character of Artos Wolfhame currently running amok in Depths of Despair.

[Ecthelion]

I FORGOT TELCHAR:eek: :eek: That is 12 members of the DL. Does anyone know if YayGollum is part of the DL? I guess not because he owns the lands by the Anduin River..........

[Glorfindels Gal]

Hey don't leave me out, i wanna b a member as well!

[Khamul]

Well, you arent a member yet, and Nain you really cant count can you?

[Snaga]

Originally posted by Glorfindels Gal
Hey don't leave me out, i wanna b a member as well! Hey there Glorfindels Gal of course you can join the Dark Legion... I'm sure Glorfindel will be most annoyed to hear you have come over to the dark side!:D

Most of us are to be found in the role-playing part of the forum. So if you ever need some nasty evil tricks, we can help you out!:)

[chrysophalax]

Mmmmmmmm! Is SHE an Elf???

[Ecthelion]

I can too count;) Ok NOW we have 13 mems. HOORAY!

[Dwarf Lord]

If you wish you can make that 14. I woulf like to join the legions of the dark army. All that is good and dark disgusts me. I have joined the good side as a spy if you will except my services. I am with the ones called the Withril Knights. They will pay.



DWARF LORD

[ElvenArcher]

My "evil" character's name is K'like.

My RP names differ from the rpg setting. If I am evil the name is K'like, The Black swordsman (if we can do ring wraiths I guess im #10)

if the rpg is good, I am Kyline the elven archer.

anyway back to K'like.

I am a black rider, using a Moricle blade. I hunt for leaders of Orchish Armies, so I can join them. I have a armie of my own the Naz^gul!!!

so Id like to join here. I have learned the art of Dark Magic, I can poison
my enimes and then slash them with my sword, If i stab them I will have yet anouther Pawn added to my dark power!!!!

-please reply soon :D :D :D :D

[Snaga]

Welcome Dwarf_Lord.:) Welcome ElvenArcher/K'like. You are most welcome to join the Dark Legion. Here you can learn much, and grow in power and infamy.

The forum has an ongoing RP, represented by the Government Councils, and the forum war... This is what the Dark Legion *mostly* participates in. But, we are here to help an advise and assist all evil in whatever age of Arda.

So Dwarf_Lord, you will be interested to know that in this rp, we have managed to corrupt and subjugate all the lands of the dwarves into evil. Your presence is most welcome: there is much that might be achieved by a leader of dwarves. However I must say, that such subterfuge is better not announced so publicly.;)

K'like... I am the leader of the orcish armies of the northern mountains, and highest general of the Mornclaur Federation (which comprises Mordor, Harad and Rhun etc). I think you are searching for me.:) My armies strike with precision, timing, and the utmost force. If the cause is worthy, perchance I can assist...

Again, the RP we are mostly involved in is in 4th Age, so the Rings of Power are no more... so the 9 Ring Wraiths are gone. But other wraiths may exist... much is possible, if the story is good.:)

[Dwarf Lord]

I will have to check the rp out then. It sounds very interesting.


DWARF LORD

[ElvenArcher]

sorry, yes yes ok so no raiths, but we I have a black rider armie, of 10 to 30 men that will assist you in any way. I have tought them to strike only when the cause is in the thought of evil, though they are honerable to there leader, and evil cause, they will get the work done, you have my sword, and my magic along with my armie of darkness.:D :D :D

[Khamul]

An Elvish Dl member? Maybe you should change your name, but you can still join. ;)

[ElvenArcher]

I got a good rp and Im in a bad rp so what name should I use?

[Khamul]

I guess as long as you act evil...

[Dwarf Lord]

I heard someone say that it's easier to be bad then it is to be good. Yeah that's it.


DWARF LORD

[Emu_Boy]

I am the lord of the Valaraukar (more commonly known as the Balrogs) the most terrible of the maiar spirits who were once the servents of melkor. I walk at about 14 feet tall carrying a great thonged whip of flame named Flesh Reaver the Elf Maimer, and a great black axe calledFolly weaver the indistructable.
I have faught many a foe laying them all at my feet. Feanor the most renowned elvin king was cut down by yours truly at the very doors of Angband Wich I was once cammandor of, and in the battle of the sudden flame I slew Fingon high king of the Noldor, and under the service of Melkor I led the Balrog host, and it's troll guard, and marshalled the orc legions, and the dragon brood, before storming and sackingthe elvin kingdom of Gondolin. And in the square of the king I faughtthe elf lord Ecthilion to the death. Neither of us left the battle that day except by spirit.
So I crept down deep under the misty mountains in spirit form waiting for my power and body to return. I fell into a deep dark sleep and woke countless years later fully recharged and with a knew body. Now I feel more powerfull then even I was before.
Now my main objective is to take all good from this world and destroy it and I shall start with the Elves of Rivendale.
So can I join the dark legion?

[Dwarf Lord]

Whoa! that's some really in depth stuff! I'm rootin for you to be in emu!
Good Luck!


DWARF LORD

[ILLOTRTM]

uuhh.... hi..... I feel out of place here, and yet it's perfect for me!
I'm VERY evil. I'm ILLOTRTM. Call me IL if you like. You'll find me in the RP section and I am 99.9% evil, the .1% is undecided! I'm tottally evil, really..... I am! heehee

[Dengen-Goroth]

Welcome Emu_Boy and ILLOTRTM to the Dark Legion. May you sow the seed of malice throughout the lands!:mad:

[Khamul]

Welcome, study some evil books in your spare time.

[Glorfindels Gal]

Hey Illotrtm...we meet again...muahahahanhahaaaaa...:D

[malazac]

hello i am malazac king of the dragons

[Khamul]

Hey, man, I see you have accepted my invite, welcome!

[Dwarf Lord]

Hello ILLOTRTM (my e-parent) and malazac. I hope guys like to be bad! It's fun as a wet monkey watching monday night football in ladies underwear, and smoking a ssseeeeeegggaaaarrr! If that makes any sense to you, you need some help! WELCOME though!


DWARF LORD

[malazac]

thank u

[Anamatar IV]

ill make a second charecter thats an evil corrupted wizard from the white council. Can i be in even if im in the mithril knights too?

[Snaga]

I think that's OK Anamatar.:)

But people who have good characters in other Guilds like the Mithril Knights are viewed with some skepticism, and are unlikely to be deep in the counsels of the Dark Lord.

Welcome also Malazac, ILLOTRTM and Emu_Boy.:)

(I gotta say... Emu Boy? Is that some kinda Australian super hero? Companion of Ostrich_Girl?:D:D)

[Anamatar IV]

my EVIL character is a wizard named Asterk. He is a wizard who uses his staff and carries a spear (main weapon next to staff), a small knife, and a small pike. My GOOD character is anamatar who carries a sword and will cut your heads off!;)

[balrog]

i am Balrog, a most powerful demon of the ancient world. The Dwarfs have awoke me and i now my mere purpose is to conquer all with fear, fire, and shadow.

music producer and dj living in Canada.:D

[Snaga]

Sounds good to me Balrog! Welcome!

[Anamatar IV]

no spear for me actually. I have a spear head on the staff.

[sauronbill]

Greetings to you all dark ones, may i join your group of darkness?...I use to be a human before i join Sauron. I was one of his mighty generals untill one day one elf king killed me and Sauron brought my soul back and imprison my soul in a magic dark armor. He gave me then three gifts: A magic shield that has the eye of Mordor, a magic dagger that with one single cut implant a venom that only elves(or a necromancer) can cure. and one magic sword with the blade red as fire, which had the magic power of create great pain wherever the sword cut.... After the fall of Sauron i have been looking for a new group of Evil to join....

[Snaga]

Then you have come to the right place. Evil is us. We are evil.:D

Welcome Sauronbill!

Btw Balrog... I forgot to ask what kind of music you do?

[Morwen]

I've waited far too long to do this, so here it goes. I am Morwen, Daughter of the Dark, and I, not humbly, request (nay, demand) to join the legion. I played Morwen in rp#19, a melencholy elf torn between her dark nature and feelings of light.
I think it is time I make myself known entirely on this forum.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Looks around* Hmm...Sting has been coercing me to join the DL.

I might give it a whirl...but my RP character's actually quite nice and noble and such...might throw an adjustable spanner into the works, eh? (Still doesn't sound as good as monkey wrench)

So I'm going to tentatively ask to let y'all let me feel this out and see if I want to be evil, ok? Becuase I'm sure Arianne the White Elf could also be Arianne the Dark Elf in a pinch...you know, because she doesn't actually exist and I can make her whatever I want her to be. ;)

[Khamul]

Yes, it shouldn't be too hard of a change. :)

[Wonko The Sane]

Right...since I let a certain orc corrupt me all the time. :rolleyes:

And since as I said...SHE DOESN'T EXIST...so really she can be whoever I want her to be.

Perhaps I want her to be evil!

Would this make me a Drow though? Because Kell and DB are fun but I really don't want my name to be said in the same breath as theirs. Just because they wreak havoc and I don't want to get a bad rep.

[Snaga]

The Drow isnt a Tolkien concept anyway. You can be an elf of any kind you like, but you've just gotta be evil. And expect to take some insults from the elf-haters in the DL too!;)

[Wonko The Sane]

Well good, cause I don't want to BE a Drow! *grins*

But I CAN be evil, and don't worry about you awful elf-haters. I'll kick your butts! I can totally hold my own.

*growls and tries to look sinister and fails utterly*

I'll have to work on this a bit. :rolleyes:

[chrysophalax]

* at the mention of Elves, Magnus chooses this time to put in an appearance* "Who would be Elf-haters among our esteemed Legion? They obviously have no idea how deliciously wondrous they can be!" *begins to stalk nonchalantly closer to the newcomer*

[Wonko The Sane]

*Grins at Magnus, a devillish look in her eyes* Please don't mess with me. I've been messed with enough lately.

Anyway, if you eat me I imagine that you'd not live much longer past that point...

[Morwen]

A reply, something to acknowledge that I have been accepted would be appropriate now. One does not ravage lands on idle talk. One does not expand darkness with light-hearted words. I wish to join the legion so that I can help to move things along. I did not wish to join to be ignored. I will not tolerate it. Obviously you haven't enough respect for me. That will change.

Usually I am not this acerbic, but I loose my temper when I'm ignored. I wish to be taken seriously. I have a goal, and I will meet it.

[Wonko The Sane]

*looks at sky*
Not that I have ANY authority to do this but...

Welcome to the Dark Legion!

[Dengen-Goroth]

Welcome to the Dark Legion Morwen! I am certain your participation will greatly aid us.

[Turgon]

Indeed - welcome to the legion Morwen - good to see somebody who takes her evil seriously. It's high time the Legion started moving again; perhaps it is time for the Dark Lord to call a Council of War. Terror is the order of day.

[Wonko The Sane]

Where's my welcome? :(

[Snaga]

Welcome Arianne the Dark!

[Azog]

Welcome Arianne, I see a very dark, yet odd evil in you.

[Khamul]

Welcome to the Dark Legion.

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by snaga1
Welcome Arianne the Dark!

It's Arianne the Dark Elf...but yeah. Thanks.
*trying to prove her evilness she thwacks Snaga with a board, then turns to Azog*

Odd you say? How so? *pantses him and runs away*

[Snaga]

Enough! Consider yourself on probation. I've expelled people from the Dark Legion for less than that! :mad:

[Wonko The Sane]

Oh fine. Expell me cos I'm not evil! Fine!

[Ol'gaffer]

I'm....not yet allowed in.
may i join?..

[Wonko The Sane]

I'd like to tell Sting that I SOOO don't belong here...and I wonder why he told me to join.

I'm just not evil.

Hmmm...can I still hang out with you guys? :D

[Dengen-Goroth]

You're in Ol'Gaffer. Go forth and spread darkness across the lands!

[Lomin...]

I proclaim myself a member of this guild!
Anyone dare question my membership?!!!

[Wonko The Sane]

*pulls magic dust from her magic pockets and casts it at Lomin.. with a large *POOF*. The newcomer is surrounded with a ring of fire from which he cannot escape*

I challenge your membership! You're not in unless the boss says you're in!

[MacAddict]

Hey I am MacAddict. My RP name is "Mad Sea Cow" I have come to join you all. I will be mostly in "Azog's Sensesional Slaughterhouse".

~MacAddict

[Snaga]

Welcome MacAddict!

[Azog]

*Yay, we are getting a lot of new members!*

"Welcome my comrades. Prepare to fight, and die for, the Dark Lord."

[Wonko The Sane]

Who's the Dark Lord?

Can I seduce members of the Dark Legion?

[Tar-Ancalime]

if you honestly want...and The Dark Lord I beleive is Dengen....just a like guess...

[Lomin...]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
*pulls magic dust from her magic pockets and casts it at Lomin.. with a large *POOF*. The newcomer is surrounded with a ring of fire from which he cannot escape*

I challenge your membership! You're not in unless the boss says you're in!

I recieved a pm from Dengen-Goroth which accepted my membership, but that short story thing I haven't had time for.

[Dengen-Goroth]

Greetings and welcome MacAddict! A pleasure to have you on board!

[Wonko The Sane]

Oh...right...if you, my queen are in fact queen it would make sense for your husband to be the Dark Lord...
*thwacks self for her stupidity*

And yes...I really do want...now if only those certain Dark Legion members would LET me seduce them!

[Tar-Ancalime]

Indeed:p , i thought it always makes sense to do that to the enemy to find out info, but at any rate

[Wonko The Sane]

I'm not doing it to gain knowledge of enemy plottings...

I just want to do it cos it's fun.

And I fancy orcs...

The End.

[Khamul]

Sting speaking, got a more suitable name. :)

[Wonko The Sane]

Ah well, hey there Sting!

*whispers* You're evil...right? Can you give me a few pointers?
I think I'm getting better but...

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

OK, I am a member so... you may know me as Popeye...:mad: Even Anc called me that! If you dont know what Im talking about just goto the Member Announcements forum. So umm... yea whats up?

O and if any of you who are involved with the March from the North RP, can you bring the ships in?

THanks

[C496]

Im c496 ive come to join that witch is evil in middle earth.:cool:

[C496]

Im c496 ive come to join that which is evil in middle earth. All elves prepare to die.:D

[Khamul]

It's easier to make one post. ;)

[Dengen-Goroth]

Welcome to the Dark Legion C496!

[Wonko The Sane]

*Arianne the Dark Elf turns to C496 menacingly*

Surely not ALL elves should prepare to die.

Not all of us fight on the side of good you know.

[greypilgrim]

I am Agar the black, I have been accepted into this Legion of Darkness. I have spent my life dedicated to the pursuit of creating a "Grand Army", which I have been preparing in secret in the desert east of my homeland Harad for years. I worship a Dark Lord.
Give me 250,000 men, and more than 250,000 men, and I will run them into the many kingdoms of M.E. this day (1824 SR), re-claiming a place of power in this world for the return of my Lord Sauron, of course with the help of his evil guidance from somewhere in the Void.

And I also paint houses in Cleveland.

[chrysophalax]

All Elves TASTE the same though!! *Drool*

[Wonko The Sane]

*Narrows her Elvish eyes at Chrys*

Cool it, Dragon-Babe. We fight on the same side here.

[chrysophalax]

Nay, Elf-wench...Chrysophalax my mate is not a member of the Dark Legion. Magnus however, is and most certainly NOT a "babe". As to the same side...as long as it suits me.

[Wonko The Sane]

OOC: Sorry...I can't remember all these RPG names.
IC:

*Glares* As you wish, dragon-fiend.

*ponders* Elf-wench. I like that....

[Turin]

Can I join heres my profile. I'm a black numenorian with a black sword(Gurthang) that glow on the edges. I kill anyone who insults me or disgusts me.

[Dengen-Goroth]

Welcome turin56! Just post your profile in the RP Profile thread and also post in the Order of the Nethraw thread, and you're set! If you have any questions/problems/concerns feel free to PM me:)

[Turin]

Were's the RP profile thread?

[Turin]

Sorry nevermind.

[Wonko The Sane]

Welcome, Turin!

[Turin]

Thanks

[Wonko The Sane]

You're welcome, but be forewarned, I won't make a habit of it.

[chrysophalax]

You wouldn't be part Elf perchance??

[Wonko The Sane]

Are you talking to me or Turin?

[chrysophalax]

Hm...Turin. I already know that you're tasty...I mean..an Elf.

[Wonko The Sane]

Hehe.
:)
I hope to NEVER do anything that would warrant you actually attempting to test your tasty Elf theory on me. ;)

[Turin]

Nope I'm all numenorian.

[greypilgrim]

Hello.

[Wonko The Sane]

Didn't we welcome you already, GreyPilgrim?

[greypilgrim]

Yes, but I just wanted to say hi to everyone that I might have missed in here!:D

[Wonko The Sane]

Oh. Well hi then. :) Welcome times two!

[malazac]

hi i am malazac king of dragonia a far off place out of middle earth and it would take you at least 2 years to get there

[Wonko The Sane]

Good thing you haven't done anything to cause us to declare war on you then. ;) Yet...

Welcome.

[chrysophalax]

*sigh, not again* Malazac, I presume you yourself are not a Dragon?

[Wonko The Sane]

Not again WHAT, Magnus?

[chrysophalax]

Just defending my right to be territorial, elf-wench.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Snarls at Magnus*

[chrysophalax]

Most unimpressive...

[Wonko The Sane]

I don't have the added benefit of being a big nasty dragon.
But I think I snarl pretty good for an elf.

*throws a rock*

[chrysophalax]

*eats the rock* My thanks, aids in digestion...

[Wonko The Sane]

Oh good!
*throws another and another and another*

[chrysophalax]

And your going to England WHEN??

[Wonko The Sane]

Trying to get rid of me? I'll still be able to post you know...
Anyway...
I leave on Monday.

I would like to tell you to be nicer but you know, you're an evil dragon and there's no point.

*glares and throws another rock*

[chrysophalax]

I would advise you to leave me alone....

[Wonko The Sane]

I could say the same to you.

I don't think you want to see my bad side, dragon.

[chrysophalax]

Nor you mine....ask Yay.

I have no wish to continue this........silliness, yet let it be said that I did not start this.

[Azog]

No fighting amongst yourselves. Let the Heren Istarion trainees do that. We are supposed to be ameteur professionals here.

*leaves before Wonko or Chrys. can tell him to.*

[Wonko The Sane]

Nor did I.

But you're right. Silliness.

It will end.

[greypilgrim]

Watches this drama. Thinks silliness belongs in sandboxes. Doesn't care to comment. Agar barely remembers saying hello.
*eats some chicken*
Doesn't know what these other people are squibbling about.
*sips a mug*

[Wonko The Sane]

We're not squibbling anymore.
Let's all go over to the Burning Chicken Inn and pretend this never happened over a pint of some really nasty Orc draught.

[greypilgrim]

Ok. I am walking, will follow you. Get a good table there.

[Wonko The Sane]

I already have the best table.

When I'm not bartending I stay in the corner, in the back, in the dark.

I'm friends with the owner you see.

[greypilgrim]

I already found an empty table there! Hey Wonko, is your name Wonko? I don't know what to call all my DL people! Theres so many names at one time!:rolleyes:

[Wonko The Sane]

My RPG name is Arianne the Dark Elf.

Outside there you can call me Wonks. ;)

[Orwell]

have i found the place of perptual slaghter, continous destruction or at least good conversation? if so, i'd be honored to join.

[Dengen-Goroth]

Welcome aboard Orwell! You've found the right place, we've got quite a bit of unruly destruction and chaos, feel free to dd your touches;)

[Wonko The Sane]

And come to the Burning Chicken Inn!

Your first drink as a member of the DL is on the house. :)

[chrysophalax]

Greetings..just watch the tail.

[BranMuffin]

Hello all. I'm joining the Guild, hope you all enjoy my company.

[greypilgrim]

Me too.:)
Of course, destruction is good, in an odd way:).
What about an evil jukebox?

[chrysophalax]

Agar....Trahald shall hear of this if you decide to make off with his jukebox...he will not be pleased!

*blinks in amazement* BranMuffin? One can only wonder at the horrors someone with such an......um, innocuous name is capable of wreaking! At least I suppose we'll all be regular?:rolleyes:

[C496]

Welcome Orwell the place for slaughter is Azogs Sensational Slaughter House:D

[greypilgrim]

LOL..

[Wonko The Sane]

*Cocks her head at the newcomer and then unceremoniously eats BranMuffin*

Mmm...yummy. ;) Needs butter though.

[greypilgrim]

Hey Wonko! Hows the U.K.? Oh, you probably won't answer till next week and I'm sure I'll find out more than enough then.

Have fun over there!!!!!!! Take a pic of the legoman drinking in some pub or something....I would laugh my *** off!
*Remember, we've teamed up against him:D*
"SeeYa"--Grey. :)

[Calime Silvana]

I am Tarwëyn Silimaurë, and I hope to join with the dark legion...I am an elf, 2,293 years old...And have a dark past. I may not be very friendly but I will help anyone out in their time of need. This is why I am the way that I am...

The reverberation of knives sounded, lives were being exhausted, and confusion reigned as a small elvish village was being deposed by mortal men. A mournful, plaintive sob rang out, telling of an elfin child looking for her lost mother, and piercing the afternoon like a knife. Darkness was falling rapidly, offering the assailants an immense advantage, and sinking over the Nen Hithoel like a shadowy cloak. Two children could be perceived running hand-in-hand towards the depths of Parth Galen, hoping to escape the savage death they had seen their parents experience by hiding themselves in the refuge of the immense forest. They stumbled along blindly, devoid of their senses, driven on by the adrenaline that fear and suffering bring. Suddenly, a massive figure emerged from the shadows, stealthily pouncing upon one of the children and engulfing him with two enormous arms. “Tarwë!” the little boy cried, still frantically clutching his twin sister’s hand. “Help me!” Frantic eyes locked, and the grasp on their hands tightened. “Aëran!” she responded, slowly losing her grip as she tried running more rapidly to keep up with the pace of her brother’s captor. One swift jerk from the attacker tripped her up, and sent Tarwëyn spiraling towards the ground where she passed out, and remembered nothing for a long, long time. There was no telling how long the fight carried on, but after a vast amount of time, the shouts diminished, a wraith-like silence followed, and the poor child fled and took refuge in the nearby forest.


this is my beginning...i will post my profile in the profile section.

[greypilgrim]

Welcome welcome welcome! It seems that the Dark Legion is gaining strength these days!

Why not come on over to The Dog's Stomach (under the "Green Dragon" forum here)..or the Burning Chicken Inn (same area)..and I will buy you a drink! Those are places where DL members hang out. Seeya there

-Agar:)

[Calime Silvana]

Aaye, mellon:) Thank you for your kind offer, I must take care of some unfinished business among enemies presently but tonight you can count on it. Ever will thy presence be a joy. Saesa Omentien lle,:)

[greypilgrim]

?... Well, same to you!:)
And can I help against your enemies? If they are enemies of someone that belongs to the DL, they are my enemy as well.;)

[Calime Silvana]

I thank you, yes, in the future:) And you have my bow against any of your foes as well!!! How fares your day? Mine was eventful, I was involved in killing a great many orcs, none of which knew I was a woman:) They were v. surprised when I pulled back my hood:) Where are you from? How old are you? Do you have a soul mate? I hope none of these questions offend:)
Ever is thy sight a joy,

[chrysophalax]

Aaaaaaaaaah! An Elf! *bares teeth*

[greypilgrim]

Offend me? You would have to do alot more than ask personal questions to do that.;) Anyways, I'm from Cleveland, around there. Check my profile for my age.:)

Do I have a soul mate?

[Calime Silvana]

-nods, sagely-
Many elves eventually get a soul mate...A spouse.

[chrysophalax]

Sad that lesser beings such as yourselves have to seek a mate in such a tiresome manner.

Agar...thy head is turned far too easily...away, Elf-wench! Let him concentrate on evil plots.

[Calime Silvana]

Sorry friend, but we call that an inquiry..Not an invitation. I am alone in the world and that is all that I need. Beings such as yourself should imploy their time more wisely than picking on hapless elven lasses. And as to evil plots, yes, Agar must indeed tend to his...--as I must tend to mine.--I am a Sereg'wethrin, (Assassin)...So love is of no consequence to me. I did hope for several allies, though...But unfortunately I suppose you will not be in their number.

[Calime Silvana]

Does that satisfy your scruples, chrysophalax??? I am not a lesser being, I am not tasty, and I am certainly NOT your lunch. I suggest you take your threats elseware, should you choose not to be friends.

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by greypilgrim
Hey Wonko! Hows the U.K.? Oh, you probably won't answer till next week and I'm sure I'll find out more than enough then.

Have fun over there!!!!!!! Take a pic of the legoman drinking in some pub or something....I would laugh my *** off!
*Remember, we've teamed up against him:D*
"SeeYa"--Grey. :)

I don't have any pictures of Legoman drinking anywhere.

Legoman doesn't drink. :D *laughs hysterically*

Welcome all new members to the DL. I welcome you each personally and by name.

*Mumbles unintelligibly under her breath*

Did I leave anyone out? Good.

Oh, and don't be offended by Magnus there. She's a dragon. It's her job to eat things.
And mostly those things are also people. (Or elves in this case.)

EVERY time a new member joins she asks if they're tasty and then threatens to eat them. Especially if they're elves. It's nothing personal...well...not really.

[Calime Silvana]

-laughing- I see:) No offense taken, I am sure I can relate to her hunger presently^^

[Calime Silvana]

I am fascinated with dragons, though I know the elves have never been allies with them...They are beautiful. Perhaps Magnus is not so terrible after all:)

[Wonko The Sane]

*Whispers conspiratorialy*

Dragons ARE beautiful, elf-friend. And Magnus is one of the best. But don't tell her I said that.
I am an elf after all! And I do have my pride! ;)

[Calime Silvana]

Re naa vanima (she is beautiful) indeed! Much power to elven lasses, seler! -rare grin-

[chrysophalax]

I am a male Dragon, foolish Elves! It is my far gentler mate Chrysophalax that is the female...she who is currently at the Yikes! Bar.

[Calime Silvana]

I am sorry, master. I am afraid that I know little about your majestic race...Forgive me.

[chrysophalax]

"Master, eh? Amusing...I like that...."

[Wonko The Sane]

*laughs*
And all this time I thought Magnus was female.

Shows how much I know!!

[greypilgrim]

Magnus is the male, that was clear back when I first saw him! Chryso is not to be messed with by elves, Calime. Just a warning.;)

[Calime Silvana]

Her smile was one of defiance mingled with bemusement. "Yes. Master. Your gaze commands such a title." Her eyes wandered back to Agar. "As to you, I have certainly caught the warning, I thank you sir."

[chrysophalax]

*Sits regally, coils tail around self and is prepared to bask in admiration*

[Calime Silvana]

Her look was bemused as she watched the creature. Shards, he was beautiful. She didn't want to offend him in any way.."Is there anything I can bring you?" She asked humbly..

[chrysophalax]

His eyes opened wide in surprise, then he rumbled deep in his chest in amusement. "Yourself...on a platter!" he thought wickedly. Never before had an Elf not fled from him on sight. He was intrigued. Magnus brought his head down level with hers. "Only the pleasure of your company, little one." he said in a deep, soothing voice.

[Calime Silvana]

Tarweyn was surprised...Never had she come so close to a dragon..."Your will, milord," she said, perching herself on a stool near where he lay. Trying to make conversation as easy as possible without bringing the subject of dinner up, she said, "So..Where were you born, master?"

[chrysophalax]

"I am of the brood of Ancalagon the Black, greatest of the winged Dragons. Deep in the bowels of Utumno did I grow to maturity. And you, little one?"

[Calime Silvana]

Pain shadowed her face, and she looked down. "I am come from Parth Galen." was all she said, and looked quickly around the room. "My family was killed there, and I was one of few who survived. I have wandered ever since."

[Wonko The Sane]

*Raises an eyebrow at Calime and then goes back to polishing her leather*

[Calime Silvana]

Tarweyn looked into the magnificent creature's fiery eyes, drawn to them. "Are you sure that there is nothing I can bring you, master?"

[Wonko The Sane]

"Don't let him sneeze on you" The elf mumbled as she bent over her leather armor, polishing it, her black hair falling around her face.

[chrysophalax]

"Leave the little one alone, Elf-wench. She intrigues me."

[Wonko The Sane]

*Arianne grumbles and stalks off to throw darts at orcs, grumbling all the way.*
"Flattery'll get you nowhere, but a good ol' fashioned butt licking will get you no end of marvelous destinations."

*She hisses her words into the darkness as she launches deadly spear after deadly spear towards the disembodied orc heads lined up on the wall.*

[Calime Silvana]

Flattery may not get you anywhere, but it will indeed make you WANT to be somewhere. If there was no flattery, if no one encouraged anyone...Then a great many intrinsically good and noble things would not have come about..No one would be motivated enough or feel well enough about themselves...Nor would a great many intrinsically bad ones have come about, and that would just NOT be acceptable. -evil grin- No reproof is needed here, Arianna, for what signifies protesting so against flattery when a person speaks well of one, it must either be true or false, you know; if true, let us rejoice in my good opinion; if I lie, it is a proof at least that I love more to please Magnus, than to sit silent when he need say nothing...So you see, your reprimanding will do you no good, for everything I said is true, and you would be wise to agree, lest you be fried to a crisp! -Grins happily at Magnus-

[Wonko The Sane]

*Scowls at Calime* It's AriannE...with an E, soft-hearted Elf-wench. You'd better learn to put away those notions of good deeds and fostering rapport and all that touchy feely **** or you won't last a second around here.

[Calime Silvana]

-Tareweyn glanced at disdain at her- "I know how to last, it is what I do. Now then, ARIANNE with and E, I suggest you don't tell me what I can and cannot do if you know what's best for you."

[greypilgrim]

Agar had been silent. Now he speaks to Calime; "Flattery only gets one so far." Then to Magnus; "This elf-wench seems interested in giving, and it seems to me that one or two Dragons I have heard of would be interested in recieving anything of value, from just about anyone or anywhere, whether they have to kill or riddle for the prooffered gift in question." *exhales*

"Now Calime, why don't you just come right out and say it...what do you have to offer? I might be interested."

Bill the Troll just stood there.
Red Maw, he is nowhere around, yet.;)

[Calime Silvana]

With a curt glance at Agar, Calime promptly replied, "I have nothing whatsoever to give to you. I don't even know you, and assumtions such as these will certainly not induce me to do so."

[greypilgrim]

Agar->"Very well then!"

[Wonko The Sane]

*Arianne rolled her eyes.*

"ENOUGH!!! Enough with these petty squabbles. Let us lay our differences aside. We fight for the same purpose here."

*She turns to Agar.*

"Who are your companions?"

[chrysophalax]

"Lesser beings, why waste your time in angry disputes? Eat your enemies and be done with it!" Magnus shook his great head in annoyance, then noticed a returning ally. "Greetings, Jester...interesting incarnation."

[Wonko The Sane]

*Turns to Magnus*

Nobody's eating anybody. We may be enemies but here we are enemies that fight on the same side...can we please just try to get along?

[Elbereth]

*A dark exotic woman, dressed in a scarlet and adorned in gold bangles, enters the room unnoticed and casually takes a seat away from the crowd. Arrogantly, she watches those in the room with an air of nonchalance as she strokes her dagger with her ebony fingers waiting for the right momment to make herself known to the motley crew.*

[Nenya Evenstar]

A tall, largely boned woman enters the room gracefully. Despite her large frame and stark features, she is quite pretty, and as she stands in the doorway letting the outside air flow in, she seems to be smiling welcomingly to the people inside.

[Calime Silvana]

"You are right, Arianne..Forgive me for my hasty tongue, 'tis a bad habit." Tarweyn turned toward the new arriving blonde, and inquired, "Aaye, mellon..What is your name?"

[greypilgrim]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
*Arianne rolled her eyes.*

"ENOUGH!!! Enough with these petty squabbles. Let us lay our differences aside. We fight for the same purpose here."

*She turns to Agar.*

"Who are your companions?"
My one and only companion is a Troll named Bill, who is muted.
That Dog over there...well, I cannot speak for him...

*sees some female newcomers, smiling and carrying weapons*
Bill picked up his hammer, uncoiled his chain.

Agar-->Easy Bill. I don't think we need to worry about spies.
If these fine females had the gall to step to the Dark Legion, I suggest you give them a chance to prove their worth, to the Dark Legion, before you go and do something stupid.

Bill-->:rolleyes: *sets the hammer down*

[Nenya Evenstar]

The tall woman gives the man with the troll a toothy grin and gives Bill an extremely pleasant smile. Then she turns toward the voice of the elf and flicks her dark hair over her shoulder. "Are you speaking to me?" She requests politely. "Even if you aren't I will answer!" She walks over to the elf and gives her hand a friendly shake. "I am Eredhael and newly arrived to this wonderful viscinity. Who might you be?"

[CelebrianTiwele]

May I join? I will post my profile tomarrow.
A fair-skinned lady with long black hair walks in. She is adorned with many tatoos and looks menecingly about her. She stares coldly with grey eyes about her. "Alot of small talk and no blood. I am quite disappointed. I hope things become more interesting," she says cooly. She eyes the dragon in the room. "Although with such an impressive beast, maybe it will not take long."

[chrysophalax]

Magnus arched his neck , basking in the admiration of many new members of the Legion. "Greetings, Elf. You have remarkable taste for a lesser being.." He stretched his neck down and sniffed her. He was tempted to eat her, but he knew Lord Dengen would not be pleased.

[Dengen-Goroth]

Welcome to the Dark Legion oh glorious Nenya Evenstar and CelebrianTiwele. May you spread evil throughout the lands! And on a side note, don't hesitate in joining the DL RP World!:)

[CelebrianTiwele]

Ranewen bows, "Thank you for the kind welcome, lord. I have joined the RP. Someone come say hi to me! Although I may bite your head off. You will simply have to see..."

[Calime Silvana]

"And how do you like it here, Celebrian?" Tarweyn asked happily.

[CelebrianTiwele]

Ranewen looked at the elf with her cool grey eyes. "I know of no Celebrian. My name is Ránëwén. And to answer your question, I have not been here very long, but if it is a place for all evil to gather, I'm sure I will enjoy it."

[Nenya Evenstar]

"Oh, but are we all evil?" A soft voice came from the tall woman, Eredhael, who had been standing silent but was now grinning. She seemed to only laugh at the surprised looks that jumped out at her. "It was just a jest, my friends!" She laughed out. "But do we ever really know if those in our midst are our friends or our foes? Perhaps I am just thinking morbid thoughts today." Eredhael found a chair and sank down in its seat.

[CelebrianTiwele]

Ránëwén followed the tall women. "Maybe we are not all evil," she said, "But if anyone is not, let him present himself, for I would love to do battle today." Her lips curled in a smirk.

[Nenya Evenstar]

"Are you challenging me?" Eredhael's mouth moved into a wordless laugh. "Are you challenging my beliefs? Oh, but I do not believe I'm evil! And you all should think the same! Let him who dares challenge me!" Her voice remained quiet, but it carried a tone that rang out across the room. She remained sitting in the chair in a lounging position, yet poised and ready for anything that might come.

[CelebrianTiwele]

Ránëwén's smirk remained, "Yes, I challenge you. But to fight you would be a waste of my time, baseborn mortal. Speak not so boldly to your betters."

[Elbereth]

Bored with the chatter in the room the darkly exotic Southron placed her dagger back in its holster and arose from the shadows of the room with which she had been observing those in the room. Then aproaching Dengen, she unsheathed her scimitar from her side and placed it in front of her as she bowed down in homage to the dark lord.

*In a thick Southron accent she began her speech.*

"Lord Dengen, I come to you from the Southern lands of Near Harad. I am Tirani, a decendent of the powerful race of Black Numenoreans. I have traveled a long journey to see you...for great words I hear of you and your power in my lands. I am great warrior and wish to join in your alliance. I lay down my sword in your honor lord that you may consider my request."

Tirani bows down...but keeps her eyes keenly focused on the dark lord, awaiting his response.

[chrysophalax]

Magnus watched the Southron closely as she drew her weapon, laying it before her. While all lesser beings were much the same in his sight, those from the South and East had proven particularly treacherous. His tail scraped back and forth along the floor in anticipation of any sudden movement.

[Dengen-Goroth]

"Hail Tirani! Your presence is most welcome, for the Legion is ever in need of powerful warriors!" Goroth spoke, and all heard.

[Nenya Evenstar]

Eredhael threw back her head and laughed. "I would watch what you say if I were you!" She struggled with laughter for a moment more, and then took a few steady breaths. "You obviously need taught many things!"

[CelebrianTiwele]

Ránëwén's eyes flashed as her hand traveled to her sword hilt, "If one needs to be taught, woman, it is not me, save maybe in my advancement in power. But I am already quite skilled in all form of war and weapontry." Her face cooled and she smirked again, "Besides, what could you possibly teach me, a half maia, raised in the hardships and evil of the world?"

[Nenya Evenstar]

"Humbleness, oh wise half-maia," Eredhael's voice was filled with sarcasm, "wisdom, a mind to see things how they really are, the ability to control your temper, and the knowledge that your sword is not always the way out." Though her voice carried sarcasm and she remained seated, Eredhael was poised and ready for any emotions that might flow.

[CelebrianTiwele]

Ránëwén answered with an equally sarcastic voice, "Then, pray, oh wise woman of Arda, teach me to be humble, teach me to be wise. For obviously in all your short years, you have seen more than I." She snorted, "Humbleness? Humbleness will get you killed and keep you at the bottom. Wisdom? I have wisdom enough to suit me. And though my sword may not always be the way out, it normally works the best for beheading fools."

[Nenya Evenstar]

"You have it all wrong!" Eredhael snorted. "Humbleness is an art that you put on to advance in rank and impress those you need to impress. Showing humbleness to those who are your superiors is wise. Wisdom is the art of always saying what you should, the art of gathering in more during a conversation than others do, the art of always manipulation things to work the way they should. Words work much better than a sword in most cases, for they can ensnare even the most careful person. Swords only kill, but words have a longer lasting effect. That, my friend is where you are in error." Eredhael smiled a toothy grin.

[Calime Silvana]

Tarweyn watched the verbal battle with open interest.Upon hearing threats of assault, she flashed a grin at Magnus...This should be interesting.

[CelebrianTiwele]

Ranewen stared at her, "I don't want to impress you. I do not recognize you as higher nor wiser than I. And do not name me friend. Few have that pleasure. You are certainly not one of the few." Ranewen was bored of the conversation. It wasn't any fun pulling her strings. She smiled or laughed everytime she said something. Ranewen turned to look around the room, spotting an elf glancing at the great dragon.

[Snaga]

Then the Urukgush spoke, making them turn sharply in surprise, for none had marked his presence. 'Greetings to Ránëwén, Tarweyn, Eredhael, and Tirani. Your presence is most welcome. The more so if your obvious malice might be put to good purpose. The recent war may be concluding, yet only for a time. And though its course was bloody, its outcome was indecisive. Thus can we say for certain, that more battles lie ahead. Know that Dark Legion needs you, if you have the stomach for bloodshed.'

[chrysophalax]

Magnus rose and snatched the orc-lord from his feet by the scruff of his cloak and deposited him on his scaly back. "For too long have you been absent, my old ally. Come, let us once wreak such havoc that our enemies will tremble to hear of our coming."

*toothy Dragon grin*