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Kanute
12-05-2001, 06:10 PM
Wow! A party! I have a crate o' Guinness plz, bartender! :D
Good Health everyone!
*drinks it all, starts singing, then collapses in the middle of the floor*
JanitorofAngmar
12-05-2001, 07:54 PM
*JoA slinks back an hour later and without Strider's knowledge passes a constapation spell on him*
*JoA aplogizes to Strider and offers to buy him a plate of steaming Nachos*
*JoA trips over his loose boots and does a face plant. A beautiful elf-woman helps him to his feet and whispers her room number in his ear*
Ciryaher
12-05-2001, 08:18 PM
*as the sun begins to set, he puts his toga back on and walks back into the pub*
Hey, where's the bartender?! I want peanuts! How can you play billiards and drink ale with no peanuts!
Tar-Ancalime
12-05-2001, 08:52 PM
*Tar claps and says challenges Cir to a game of billards*
Mithrandir
12-05-2001, 09:21 PM
Ahhhhh I should have known that there would be some confusion.
I did not ask the WM to take off my period, but he did. I am the same Mithrandir that had the period, just no period anymore. Yep that is me good ol' Mithers.
After saying this Mithers hops into Tals hobbit hole to avoid all the flying abjects that are supposedly around:confused:
So how's it going Tal:D
Kementari
12-05-2001, 09:46 PM
*I just noticed that no one in this bar has slept in over 24 hours (passing out doesn't count)--- oh well, I'd play pool/billards with you Cir but i'd beat you. Really, im awesome. :) *
JanitorofAngmar
12-05-2001, 10:17 PM
*JoA sniffs the air*
Hey! Who passed gas in here anyway?
Is there a Dragon about? I though Ancalagon left?
*Shakes his head*
syongstar
12-05-2001, 10:34 PM
The olympic flame lights a fire in the mist,soldiers are storming horrible terrorist,a fireman cutting through potentially exploding doors or walls,police risking their lives protecting all.....
Each wrapped around a core or life,a dear friend, child , wife.....
It's the art, the music, the home , the love of life,that sparks the flame of the greatest fire.
a few jokes of ye folks;when everything's coming your way your probably in the wrong lane,you are what you eat so stay away from pig and chicken,flee from tempation and don't leave a forwarding address.
rooch bah!
Morwen
12-05-2001, 10:48 PM
The Lady Morwen conjures up a giant troll with her I-don't-really-have-any magical powers and comands it to hop on one leg while rubing its stomach. Then she takes a sip of her chilled wine and sits back to watch the show.
¤-Elessar-¤
12-06-2001, 02:25 AM
Elessar laughs, pats morwen on the back, and says, "You sure do have the touch for not having any magic!" j/k
Telchar
12-06-2001, 08:15 AM
*Tel whispers "Next Round is on me.." and looks around.. "did anybody hear it?"*
Ciryaher
12-06-2001, 04:14 PM
Ahh, I used to be very good, Kem, but my 'Mad skillz' have left me to some degree *winks*
I am now disgruntled thoroughly, and cannot play. I am off to my room to...meditate. I bid you all adieu *bows and heads up the stairs to his room*
Kementari
12-06-2001, 04:52 PM
*bows and runs after Cir*
Kanute
12-06-2001, 05:00 PM
*Hears the sound of a free drink and immediately regains consciousness*
Thanks Tel, i'll be having a bottle of your finest whisky plz innkeeper.
*buries his axe deep into a table and shouts:*
Anyone up for some card games?
DGoeij
12-06-2001, 05:20 PM
**carries two pints of 1420 over to Kanute, plucks his axe out of the table and sits down next to him**
I don't think you play any Dutch card games, so you teach, I'll learn and we play:cool:
¤-Elessar-¤
12-06-2001, 05:24 PM
Anyone want to have a little midnight swordplay, we can clear a space in the center of the room.
Any challengers?...none?...aw, c'mon people
DGoeij
12-06-2001, 05:27 PM
You take your hands of that table! I'm trying to learn a card-game here, swing your swords outside, where there is no chance of my head accidentally getting in the way.:D :D
Kanute
12-06-2001, 07:02 PM
lets keep things nice and simple, how about Blackjack?
Loser has to carry a ring off through untold perils to the Cracks of Doom, or alternatively, buys the next round!
Morwen
12-06-2001, 11:27 PM
The Lady Morwen looks around the room silently drinking her wine when all of a sudden her giant troll stops and lets out a mighty **** that shakes the foundations of the inn. Morwen, quite embarrased by her creations actions, slumps back and faints from the terrible stench. W
Beorn
12-07-2001, 12:13 AM
Anyone up for truth or dare?
Spin the bottle?
hehe...
¤-Elessar-¤
12-07-2001, 02:20 AM
Mike, ill buy your drinks for a month if you go up and...inturupt Kem and Cir and yell FIRE! Oh, and I am up for the game, that is, if you can get Morwen in on it...
Aerin
12-07-2001, 03:28 AM
*Aerin, thoroughly disgusted by the mayhem in the Silver Dragon, goes and joins Talierin and Mithrandir in the hobbit hole.*
Mike, why would anyone want to play Spin the Bottle with a bunch of drunks? ;)
Beorn
12-07-2001, 03:44 AM
That's the best part about it :D...they're drunk...
anyway...it seems like the girls have left the party...so I doubt any bottle spinning will occur
Telchar
12-07-2001, 12:01 PM
*Tel buys a bottle of whisky and are about to leaves the inn.. When he sees Morwen lying on the floo.r. Tel lifts her cearfully up and carries her out so she can get some fresh air.. "Lady Morwen? How are you feeling?"*
Jahrdur
12-07-2001, 04:13 PM
*there is a clattering of hooves and wheels coming down the street and the door swings open*
Greetings! I have finally arrived at this...party. Where is the valet? *looks around* Ahh, there you are! *hands the keys of his chariot to Mike* Take good care of her!
Let's see, what to drink? *looks at the selection* I'll have a bottle of that sangria over there...yes, that one. Thank you.
*pours his wine in his collapsable cup and takes a swig*
Lantarion
12-07-2001, 07:20 PM
"Hmph, drinking wine is a sin," grunts Pontifex, and clambers up and grabs a chair. "Unless it is a 'miracle'," he says slyly, and his two forefingers of his right hand glow slightly. He gets up, and walks outside. He arrives at the nearby lake, where Kanute is sitting bewildered, with emptied pockets and soggy cards all around him. Pontifex mutters a few words in an abstract form of Latin, and the water turns red.
"Oops, talk about the plagues," he mutters, and waves his hand again. The water turns to a darker, more clear red, and a sweet aroma rises from the long lake. Soon Kanute clambers out laughing and hiccoughing.
Kanute
12-07-2001, 07:51 PM
I've got a lovely bunch o coconuts! *hic*
There they are all standing in a row! *hic*
Ack, ive got wine in my beard!
Morwen
12-07-2001, 09:29 PM
The Lady Morwen, now awake due to the fresh air, thanks Telchar and tells him she feels fine. Then she grabs his bottle of whisky and takes a giant gulp and replies " I feel even better now thank you much". She then roles up her sleaves and marches back into the Silver Dragon to deal with her troll who ate to many beans.
syongstar
12-07-2001, 10:04 PM
bringing the dream to the waking mind is holding a peice of the flow called time,circle,nexus,divinity,perfection,within yourself and your reflection is to move in grace ,live in poetry ,the key to set divine true will free.blessed be!
some jokes for ye folks;the perfect gift for one so unmoved by dreams that they only want to cling to private destiny is a phoneless cord,Imagination was bestowed to console us for what we are not ,and a sense of humor to console us for what we are, be alert for the world needs more LERTS!
Tar-Ancalime
12-07-2001, 11:04 PM
*Tar gives up on this Animal house repeat and decides to go and read her LOTR
Morwen
12-08-2001, 01:45 AM
Morwen bursts through the door and spies her troll playing spin the bottle with Mike. With her I-don't-really-have-any magic she banishes him to tarterus, then stalks outside and sits beneath a willow tree to watch the sunset. After awhile she falls into a deep, dreamful, slumber(mostly about Telchar and her abomniable troll).
Telchar
12-08-2001, 12:56 PM
*After Morwen had gone back inn to deal with her cavetroll Tel went in to get a new bottle of whisky. He then hedded out again.. With great speed, for a dwarf, he climbed up to a hill that lied slightly to the east of the entrace(sp?) of the inn.. There he sat down by a tree and looked at the stars and the setting sun while sipping to his whisky bottle and letting his thoughts fly away..*
Lantarion
12-08-2001, 03:58 PM
Pontifex conjours Syongstar into the Lake of Wine, where the baffled minstrel mutters snatches of odd lyrics.
Pontifex marches of, muttering "Bibisse demens est"...
syongstar
12-08-2001, 10:12 PM
thank you for the limitless wine dear pontifx!I am old enought to hold it well and although few understand my song I sing on...
I am here to retell a song of old,there sings a tree whose light green leaves were edged in gold,and the twin wore dark green leaves,shining silver blowing light on the breeze,and in their tunes flowered flowing horns bestowing golden rain,between the lines now read the form of the secret eternal flame like a wave brought forth from the moon causing excitment,bliss swoon and the wave pulls back again like passioned lovers becoming friends yet knowing the plight of darkness filling with light, Hold on to the reason, there is a time for every season. blessed be
here are some jokes for ye folks;your sole purpose in life may be as a warning for others, suburbia is a place where they destroy the trees then name the streets after then,drive carefully it's not just cars who are recalled by their maker.
DGoeij
12-09-2001, 12:39 PM
**speaking with muffled voice, because of the hankerchief he hold to his nose**
I'm in for the blackjack version with loser buys the beer.
Morwen
12-09-2001, 07:08 PM
Morwen awakens from her slumber and tries to find Tal in her hobbit hole, but gives up and walks back to the inn. She sees Mike trying to get people to play spin the bottle and laughs slightly. She turns, walks outside, and makes her way to the lake. Then from out of knowhere her giant troll apears. Disgusted, she commands him to return to the inn and play spin the bottle with Mike so he won't be lonely. Then she sits and silently hopes that Tal and Aerin will return so she won't be alone with a bunch of drunk boys.
Talierin
12-09-2001, 07:19 PM
*Tal hears Morwen walking around outside, and opens the camaflogued (Sp?) hobbit hole door. It whacks Morwen, and she goes flying into the lake. "Oops, sorry!". Tal hauls her out, and they retreat to the relative safety and quiet of the tidy hole with Mithers and Aerin. They then stay up all night telling strange tales of wonder and lore.*
Morwen
12-09-2001, 07:28 PM
Morwen squeezes the water out of her dress and sits down to listen when her troll knocks on the door. Infuriated, she commands him to go find Telchar and bother him for a while. " The sturdy dwarf should be able to take care of him " she silently thinks. Then she sits back down and smiles at her clever plan.
Telchar
12-09-2001, 07:44 PM
*As Tel sits on a hill above the inn he remembers a story he's father told him a long time ago, about a secret store room, now long forgotten, that the dwarves built for the old inn keeper a long time ago.. With nothing to do he goes to look for it. And after a short while he finds a small secret dwarven door at the foot of the hill. After a short while, with curses, Tel discover that it's quite an easy way to open the door, as long as you know the secrets of dwarven doors.. He enters and closes the door after him, luckely there is a torch nearby..*
Morwen
12-09-2001, 07:53 PM
Morwen's troll wanders around looking for Telchar. Suddenly out of the corner of his eye he spots some movement. He follows it and finds a door. But to stupid to realize that Tel went inside, he sits down and starts crying. His tears collects into a small stream that soon becomes a river that heads for the secret door. Some water makes it through a crack and steadily erodes the stone away until a the full river is able to fit. The water goes roaring down the passage seeking its first victim.
Beorn
12-09-2001, 08:06 PM
*Mike calls off his game of spin the bottle because people are trying to set him up with a troll. *
*Mike ponders why it looked like part of a hill swung open and hit someone into a lake*
*Mike throws a rock at this part of the hill and sees the door budge*
*Tal comes out and....
Tar-Ancalime
12-09-2001, 10:47 PM
*tar goes to the back of the inn across the lake on top of the hill*
"oh how beautiful the stars are, so great"
Talierin
12-09-2001, 11:42 PM
*...yells "Go AWAY YOU STUPID TROLL!!!", thinking it was Mor's friend. "Oh, sorry Mike! Come and join us, but toss the bottle in the lake!"*
Aerin
12-10-2001, 12:08 AM
*Aerin quietly sneaks out of the hobbit hole for a minute, and returns with several bottles of sparkling apple cider.*
*Aerin also sends a spell at the troll to make him fall asleep, and to make his tears dry up so they don't drown poor Telchar!*
"Now, good Tal, Mike, Mithers, and Morwen, what tales of fancy shall we spin now?"
Beorn
12-10-2001, 01:12 AM
*Mike comes in, but since he doesn't like to litter, and throws out bottle in garbage...*
¤-Elessar-¤
12-10-2001, 01:53 AM
* Elessar watches from behind a rock as the Lady Morwen, Mike, Aerin and a few others disapear into the hobbit hole... I wonder, what kind of ingenious prank I could pull on the 5 poor, unsuspecting enhabitants of the hole? I could rig a pipe so that water is sucked from the lake and flood the hole, much like the troll and poor Tel. Oh bother for my good concience(sp). Oh well!
* Elessar walks over to the hole and cleverly finds the metall grooves, replaces them on the door, finds a log the right size, and bars the door from being opened from the inside. He then procedes to put a charm on the door to prevent any magical (or not-so-magical) powers from removing it.
Beorn
12-10-2001, 05:45 AM
*Mike tries to go out to get a round of drinks for everyone in the hole...find's the door stuck, and hops out the window. He tells Tal to put a spell to keep the window from suffering such a fate as the door...*
Telchar
12-10-2001, 09:04 AM
*As the water had started to rise in the cave Tel started to look for a way upwards, and luckely he found it.. He started to climb upwards and after a while he came to a new door whitch lead out to the top of the hill. Tel find some dry wood and makes a campfire, couse he's soaking wet, he sits down and leans toward the tree..*
¤-Elessar-¤
12-10-2001, 09:06 PM
* Elessar curses the darned hobbit windows and procedes to put a "fly paper" trap on the ground surrounding the window. He then magicly turns it to the colour of the ground.
Beorn
12-10-2001, 09:23 PM
Well, since Tel took the opportunity to flood the hole even though Elessar didn't
*The water pours out on to the fly paper, which is no longer sticky.*
*As the lake empties, it pours out the window. Once it is done emptying and some water is still left in the hobbit hole, Mike goes for a swim*
Morwen
12-10-2001, 10:53 PM
The Dark Lady Morwen, not quite sure what is happening outside, dissapears with her I-don't-really-have-any magical powers and reappears outside the hobbit hole. Tired from the excitement of the day, she takes and peacful walk around the lake watching the fireflies dance in the dark of the twilight.
Tar-Ancalime
12-11-2001, 12:27 AM
Lady Morwen greetings
*tar leaves the hill and is skeptical about the last caber tossing*
LOTRF
12-11-2001, 05:18 AM
*LOTRF gets up and walks out looking for a nice quite place to site and look at the stars.*
DGoeij
12-11-2001, 10:55 AM
*decides to get a new beer, with less water and a dry deck of cards*
Anybody saw a Viking floating past?
Telchar
12-11-2001, 11:32 AM
*Tel wakes up when it has gotten dark. He takes a sipp from his bottle of whiskey and starts to walk home while singing to himself..*
Ciryaher
12-11-2001, 04:33 PM
*Ciryaher walks down the steps, a distant look on his face*
I am departing. Farewell, and good luck.
*exits the inn and readies his horse, then speeds back towards Annuminas*
Morwen
12-11-2001, 07:59 PM
The Lady Morwen, depressed and at the departure of so many of her friends, continues her lonesome walk around the lake with the fireflies.
Beorn
12-11-2001, 09:22 PM
How can you leave the party? Huh?
*Mike comes up from his swim & finds people gone...*
Kementari
12-11-2001, 09:34 PM
***goes down stairs again, and then, being very worried about what Ciryaher is up to, goes out for a mid-night stroll around the garden in front of the inn***
Telchar
12-11-2001, 11:29 PM
*As Tel walks home he passes by a little lake. He find a big, old oak tree, sitts toward it while watching the sun sett in behind the hills. "I only wish......."
Morwen
12-11-2001, 11:57 PM
Morwen, not quite sure what to do with herself, plops down on a bed of grass and starts playing her violin( which apeared out of nowhere).
Tar-Ancalime
12-12-2001, 12:43 AM
*tar just being tired, she resolved to depart to mordor the next day, of course after a good meal,and a good rest, the hobbit way*
Wyvern
12-12-2001, 02:26 AM
Alright, my entrance to the Silver Dragon, enjoy =) and make use of it. hehe.
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The patrons of the Silver Dragon sleep outside of the ruined inn on this night. Thin, silver wisps of cloud stretch across the moonlit skys, cold and brisk pockets of air sweep the countryside and sway the tree's and grass.
Many a merry creature stride about at this time, awaiting the rising of the sun and it's tenticles to touch the land. However, something is not right in this morning. A wiff of burning wood can be caught drifting through the tree's, along with an unusually warm wind every now and then.
Nearing sunset, a young halfling lad of twenty seven notices a faint black shape moving by the light of the new born sun. He calls attention to it as it grows and comes closer. The patrons enter a state of panic and enter the inn hoping for protection. Several of the people at the inn draw weapons and await what is coming, yet it may not defend against what may be coming.
"The time draws near!" shouts an angry warrior, as he raises his blade and assumes a battle stance.
"Ready, men!" comes from another, "It's coming!"
The dark shape forms and whistles close to the ground exciting the nearby bushes and scrubs. Tree's topple at the shapes force, obscuring it's body. Finally, a cone of flame tears through the bush's and appears in the grove of the inn. It is about to hit the first standing warrior, who now stands ready to defend himself. Then, without warning it twists upwards to the sky as the creature steps from the forests.
It stands higher then the tallest dragon in the land, and is much thinner and more graceful. Long, mithril claws extend from his hands and glint in the early sun. His scales twist and turn and are deeply hued with black and orange mixtures. It lands finally, after hovering above the ground, it's weight turning the ground in. An arrow runs to peirce him, yet is broken by the creatures scales.
"It's a wyvern," shouts an old man holding a book of legends in his one free hand, a staff in the other, "They are mystical creatures of pride and fear. Lords of the elements, even greater so then the dragons. This one controls fire, he must be Pyros!" several pages are flipped before the man speaks again. "He is known for his ego and his fiery temper and power. He is told to have fire stronger then those at Mount Doom, and equal to the king of dragons."
A deep rumbling tears through the ground and reaches all the people of the inn, the creature's mouth opens and he speaks in a dragon tounge. People look bewildered at him, as he settles down and spurts flame into the sky letting it fall to the ground and lose it's form.
Without much warning, Pyros gazes to the ground and rock rises from the dirt and creates a large hill. It appears to be a mountain that has shrunk and come back towards the world. A mouth forms and Pyros slithers in, and dark smokes rises from the top of the mountain.
Now, a void of black fire sweeps towards the inn, grazing the patrons. It is cold and empty unlike normal fire and affects the ground. It turns to stone and cracks, from the cracks rise creatures of the darkness. Demons formed of pure magma, warriors from years ago risen again to serve the wyvern.
They charge forward to meet the opening regiment of the Silver Dragon.
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Wyvern
Ciryaher
12-12-2001, 04:24 PM
*a man enters and tacks a paper on the wall*
~His Imperial Majesty's Proclaimation~ (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1019)
Kementari
12-12-2001, 07:58 PM
** Enters the inn to escape the Wyvern; reads the notice and faints... **
Mithrandir
12-12-2001, 08:55 PM
Mithrandir steps out of the shadows.
It is no longer time for fun and games, he call Talerin to his side, asking her to aim her arrows for the Dragon's eyes when she gets a chance and at his army of demons.
Mithrandir then steps forward and begins to form a large ball of light energy in his hands it begins to grow, larger and lager, he still needs more time and asks for all the warriors at the inn to assist him while he is preparing . He no longer looks like the funny, old man that he has always been, but instead he has become extremely tall and forboding. The weak tremble at his site but the strong feel honored to share the battlefield with one of his strength, as does he. He is still powering up and needs more time.
What comes of this can only be resolved in time.........
I will continue this later, but I want others to take part as well.:D
Talierin
12-12-2001, 09:43 PM
*Talierin quickly strings her bow, but doesn't notch an arrow to it until she has blown her great horn for help and to warn everyone. Her first arrow fired flies straight and true, but the Wyvern ducks. Ah well, it will be a long day.*
Wyvern
12-13-2001, 02:08 AM
The Wyvern grins with all his sharp teeth showing as he erupts into flames and burrows deep inside te mountain. More and more creatures run forth.
Yet, a charge is heard from the oppisite side of teh forest? Could it be, reinforcements?
Wyvern
Tar-Ancalime
12-13-2001, 02:09 AM
"So Cir the fact that i'm happen to live in mordor makes me free!!!wahoo i'll be evil for that anyday"
*quickly leaves the inn on her steed*
Sorry Cir,
¤-Elessar-¤
12-13-2001, 02:27 AM
all of a sudden, amidst the game going on with wizards fire, an arrow flies thru the window and lands on the imperial proclimation. On it is attached a single parchment. It reads
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Friends and Enimies,
I Elessar, the Elfstone, hereby decree that due to his stolen lands ( alot of land too...), he will be starting and heading the rebellion against Imperial Arnor. My headquarters will be based at the long since buried halls of Nargothrond that none but myself and my most trusted friends know of. A good slaughter to the allies of Ciryaher, Master of all Evil.
Elessar, Rebel King of Eraidor.
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* A troop of Dunadan break in and set fire to the imperial standard of Arnor and replace it with a Rebel standard, a White Tree with seven stars about it, and a high crown above it.
No quarter shall be given to any imperialist who falls into the hands of the liberators of Middle Earth.
Ness, foretelling these events, many many years ago, came to aid mithrandir, his fellow wizard and friend. Takes shape as one of the deamons, and hides in the background, awaiting mithrandirs power to complete charging. as ness waits, he descretly kills demon after demon...unnoticed.
Wyvern
12-13-2001, 06:28 AM
The great Wyvern, sensing his minions perishing blasts forth from the ground, he eyes the young shape-shifter before blasting him with a torrent of flame, knocking him into the inn. It was set ablaze.
The Wyvern grined and breathed a cackle of fire as more and more demon's rise forth. Then, from inside the mountain a roar is sounded and a demon, standing taller then the tallest man. He moves and freezes everything in his path, instead of formed of magma he is consumed by freezing ice. It is a balrog, frozen under the service of some other creature.
The Wyvern, nods at the balrog and once again turns to flame and sucks himself into the now large mountain that is a sore on this now burning, barren land.
Wyvern
Eomer Dinmention
12-13-2001, 06:40 AM
*King Eomer gets up and has a few stretch and then goes out side to help his fellow Wizards
he pulls out his wand and says some magic words and a wall of fire appear around the demons to give Mith some time
Wyvern
12-13-2001, 03:40 PM
OOC:
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Fire to stop fire demons?
lol...
Wyvern
Talierin
12-13-2001, 06:43 PM
*Talierin, seeing the Balrog and knowing that the good people who have rallied around her and Mithers will not be able to fight against it, runs for the lake and dives in. Swimming out to the deepest part, she turns herself into a great being of water, to quench the fires of the Balrog...*
Ciryaher
12-13-2001, 08:23 PM
*OOC question: Where is the Silver Dragon at in Middle-Earth?*
Kementari
12-13-2001, 08:34 PM
OOC answer: Bree
Ciryaher
12-13-2001, 08:41 PM
*OOC: thanks ;) *
*Ciryaher strides back into the Inn*
Well, I've gotten the proverbial ball rolling. Any suggestions, questions, complaints, or compliments from the folk of Bree?
*sits down in his royal garb on a barstool and pulls a bowl of peanuts towards himself and orders a beer*
Talierin
12-13-2001, 09:19 PM
I thought the inn was on fire...:confused:
Beorn
12-13-2001, 09:29 PM
Ah, Tal, you cannot even remember what you posted....
*Swimming out to the deepest part, she turns herself into a great being of water, to quench the fires of the Balrog...*
OOC: What's OOC?
Mithrandir
12-13-2001, 09:34 PM
Mithrandir is almost atfull power. The aid of Talerin's smart idea will be very useful:D
Due to the fact that Mith's very dear friend was injured he yells at Kinf Eormer to please use some of his healing power to aid Ness back to his full strength.
Now w/ three white Wizards present at this battle, Mithrandir is feeling much more positive and thus his energy rises to twice it's amount in a split second, it is only a matter of seconds now before his great energy shall be released. .........
HERE IT IS, I CALL FOR THE AID OF EVERY WIZARD ON THE BATTLEFIELD, NESS HOLD WYVERN IN PLACE W/ YOUR MASSIVE PHYCHIC POWERS, TAL. ATTACK THE BALROG WHEN THE MOMENT IS RIGHT, KING EOMER USE YOUR MASSIVE SKILL IN WEAPONERY TO HOLD OFF THE ARMY OF DEMONS!!!!!!!!!
LET THE FURY OF MITHRANDIR, THE GRAND MASTER OF ALL WIZARDS, BE REALEASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: ...................
Talierin
12-13-2001, 09:49 PM
*Tal who is now a humongous water being, rises up out of where the lake used to be, its dirty waters forming her body. She moves over to the Balrog and jumps on it, surrounding it with herself. Her water nearly boils over before the Balrog is extingished. With a great cry, the Balrog's severly dampened spirit rises up into the sky and is never seen again on Middle-earth. Tal herself falls to the ground, using her last bit of strength to return to her body and erect a shield around herself so she can rest without being killed. She won't wake up for a long while.*
Kementari
12-13-2001, 10:09 PM
Out Of Character: your welcome
**Kem wakes up in the middle of the floor, there are fires burning all around her. *heh* The fight outside looks under control, so she sits at the opposite side of the bar from Cir.**
Thats it, i have had enough, ness turns into a simple warrior...an elf warrior. He pauses for a second as his health is restored by his fellow wizard. He is now ready. Ok Mith you ready?!?! Ness focus and suddenly Wyvern is pulled up from the ground. He tries to release a fury of fire attacks upon Ness, but ness' psychic powers are just to much for him to handle, the attacks turn and wound their user. weakened from his own attack Wyvern is easy to keep in place. Now, all there is to do is wait. Ness looks over at mithrandir, he is almost finished. Ness can feel Wyvern start to regain his strength. Ness releases him, and starts to attack. using his psychic powers, he reads Wyvern's moves before he uses them. once he thinks that Wyvern is weakened enough to hold until Mith is ready he stops, and holds him once again.
Mithrandir
12-13-2001, 11:06 PM
Mithrandir's Mighty Fury is let forth upon Wyvern.
As the beam hits the dragon he slowly dienegrates into nothing, his spirit leaving the scene and thus his army is destroyed in a blast of flames.
Mithrandir falls to the ground most of his energy taken, in his last bit of strength he asks Ness to go and help Tal. regain her strength, he then passes out too weary from his attack........
syongstar
12-13-2001, 11:10 PM
this elf witch cast a spell to put out the fire and vanquish evil creatures.let's get back to partying.........ye ha..yeppie..woo whoo..
Eomer Dinmention
12-14-2001, 12:19 AM
*King Eomer runs over to Mith and starts healing him to his full stregnth and then go and help Ness to heal Tal
everyone is weary and tired as he goes back into the inn and ask for a cup of coffee for everyone as lay on the seat tired and sleeping knowing that Mith has done his work and destroyed the dragon
Wyvern
12-14-2001, 02:11 AM
The Wyvern, Torn apart by his over confidance now suffers the fate of Sauron. His spirit leaves his body and fades from sight quickly. The fire fades and the mountain crumbles, everything returns to normal.
Now, a battered young man is found lying at the scene. His sword broken and his armour ripped and shreded.
Should the man be helped?
Wyvern
Eomer Dinmention
12-14-2001, 02:28 AM
*King Eomer wait standing not knowing if he should help him or not he then goes and starts healing the young man the young man gains stregnth
King Eomer says " The Evil of Wyvern has left your body you are now safe come and have a drink"
and then King Eomer takes him back to the inn to get a nice glass of hot chocalate
Wyvern
12-14-2001, 03:06 AM
The young man, not ever speaking one word to anyone as he was lead to the inn sips at his chocolate. He appears to be a man, with flowing blond hair to his shoulders and deep swirling blue eyes that captivate all those that gaze into him. He is standing close to six feet and four inches. He has quite a lean build, and all his muscles are toned and hard.
After finishing his drink, he looks at his sword that he wrapped into his cape and spread across a table close to his. The hilt is silver and engraved with golden runes reading: Darkness shall turn to day when the lords of the arcane are destroyed. Below this in smaller elven runes is inscripted: Fire - Water - Air - Earth. The inscription of fire has a glowing blue outline to it, and the others a red outline.
"The other three still exist" the young man says, "We must destroy the others. Pyros was the weakest of the Wyverns. The legends state Melkor split his power into the four elements and formed Wyverns. They were only small and partial to his power when this happened, however their spirits were cleansed of Melkor's evil and they were sent to protect the elements here in these lands. Now, his powers have grown strong and the Wyvern's hunt to destroy and gain power for their lord to be reserected." At this, he stands ands grabs the sword hilt and thrusts it into the air, it's mithril blade shimmering, "Who will embark upon this quest as me!"
The patrons gaze at his eye, no longer blue, they have been engalfed by a crimson pool. His hair now waves in a fury of an unfelt wind, several tables and chairs burst into flames by his side as the blade on his weapon shatters and a flame shoots forth in the shape of a blade. A warrior stands to oppose him, but before the bane of fire is swung, the man falls to the ground and the blaze stops. Some people take him to his room. Later, a council is held by defeaters of the Wyvern to see what is to be done.
(Re-inact council)
Wyvern
Eomer Dinmention
12-14-2001, 03:30 AM
So the Wizards go into a room to discuss what they should do
King Eomer say" Mith what should we do we cannot destroy him the evil of Wyvern is in him he does not chose to have it he done nothing wrong what shall we do with him if we donnot destroy him then who knows the evil of Wyvern might come back and come to destroy us
Aerin
12-14-2001, 06:12 AM
*Aerin silently watches all that preceded this post.*
*Decides that I will go and seek out this "Wyvern" creature, or creatures. I shall quench their fire with my water magic!!!*
Wyvern
12-14-2001, 06:35 AM
(Aerin, the other three Wyvern's control the powers of the arcane, Water - Wind - Earth. Fire is dorment inside the young man. Only Fire was weak to water, so water magic would be only somewhat useful against the others and none-so against the water Wyvern.)
Wyvern
Eomer Dinmention
12-14-2001, 08:35 AM
*King Eomer waits for Mith to think and reply
he goes ask " Tal ,Ness and Aerin would you like a drink"
Telchar
12-14-2001, 01:29 PM
Tel enters the inn.. Looks around and walks across the room to order a pint of 1420..
After aiding Tali, and bringing her back to full health, ness walks up to the bar and orders a carmel apple cider :) mmmmm, tastey. He then walks back the corner of of the room, in the shadows were he probes the young boys mind...he imediatly leaves and hurries to the room where the other wizards are awaiting him, unaware that he is being followed.
Talierin
12-14-2001, 06:49 PM
I don't see how you guys are ordering stuff at the inn, seeing as it is engulfed in flames.....:rolleyes:
didnt somebody extinguish those? I thought that you did tali. And if not, all the warriors contributed, and put it back togeather REALLY REALLY fast.
Talierin
12-14-2001, 06:54 PM
All I did was vanquish the Balrog. To my knowledge, and looking back over the posts, the inn is still on fire...
Mithrandir
12-14-2001, 09:31 PM
Mithrandir finally wakes up. Due to the fact that he is the most powerful out of all the wizards, in his sleep he had seen all that went on with the mysterious young man. He searched the young man's mind even before Eomer had revived him. He knows what he and the other wizards must do, but he knows that they can not do it alone. Tal. just for you Mithrandir engulfes the inn in a mist strong enough to extinguish the flames:D
Mithrandir walks into the council where Ness, Talerin, and Eomer are sitting. Eomer ask him the question.
"It is our tasks as the guardians of this world and time to rid the earth of these evils known as the Wyvern. What we have experienced today as doubled each of our powers, but it is still not enough to take out the final Wyverns. We must embark on this journey with the young man, he will not hurt us . As time goes by after each defeated foe he will become more whole and thus the evil shall slowly leave his soul. Ness I ask you to contact each white Wizard of the council from here w/ your pshychic powers, tell them to meet us here, explain everything and tell them we need them now. They can be teleported here by you so that is fine. Now young man who carrys the Mythril sword, you may come out of that corner, yes I knew all along. Please I ask you tell us your full tale before we embark on this quest. We as well will need your power and wisdom here as i know you know as well."
Ness comunicates w/ the other White Wizards,
All of us listen in
The Mysterious man begins his tale........
Beorn
12-14-2001, 09:31 PM
Well, what would you call quenching the fires of the Balrog?
syongstar
12-14-2001, 10:04 PM
I wrap some yarrow on the hurts of the wounded sprinkled with willow bark to heal the pain. I fill this area with white light so we can sing and play again.
Speak friend and enter song
look around and you just might see, a smiling thought or a blessed be'but when you go please always know,that here you have a freind so come again my spirit kin,blessed be!
some jokes for ye folks;If you eat a live toad i n the morning nothing worse could possibly happen to you all day,most of the trouble in the world can be traced to saying yes to soon or not saying no soon enough,the person who learns from their mistakes is smart but one who learns from others mistakes is smarter
Ness reaches out to the ends of ME, comunicating with all friendly wizard he comes to, and at the same time listens to the young mans story, probing, to make sure he is telling the truth. as ness informs wizards worldwide, he also starts to assemble an army, that will stand by to be teleported. One by one, wizards start to arive at the inn, and under ness' instruction, start to rebuild. a half an hour later, the young mans story continues, and the inn is rebuilt. the boys story continues.
Morwen
12-14-2001, 10:44 PM
The Lady Morwen continues to play her violin oblivious of the events taking place around her.
ok, not to rush things or anything, but there needs to be another battle...just because its fun. well, see ya later.:)
Kementari
12-14-2001, 11:10 PM
Ness, another battle is a good idea, but could you make another thread? Breelanders arn't used to all this commotion. :)
LOTRF
12-15-2001, 02:11 AM
*LOTRF has just woke up from a nap under the stars she was totally oblivious to what had been happing and now has heard it all and would like to help.:D *
Ancalagon
12-15-2001, 02:22 AM
See, what did I tell you? You let kids into the bar and all hell breaks loose, they are causing havo. Anyway, what does a Dragon have too, tooo, tooooo, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaachhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo
'The fireball that shot from Ancalagons nostrils was immense!, The bartender ducked just quick enought to see the row of Buckwine and Farmer Giles Famous Mushroom Brandy explode into a wonderful burst of colour. Both drinks were renowned for their alcohol content.'
Ancalagon wipes his nose, while watching with great amusement as the bartender tries to keep the fire under control.
Ooops, Sorry. Now get me a bottle of Smaug Vintage or you're next, fatty.
Eomer Dinmention
12-15-2001, 03:13 AM
* Eomer goes out of the room ands says " Anc calm down please"
he then goes back and starts listening to the young mans tale but also he you his phycic( don't know how to spell it sorry) power and calls on Eodred to start building up an army of soldiers from Rohan
Eomer Dinmention
12-15-2001, 03:45 AM
why thankyou Greywander but i ask who rebuilt the inn and under whos command
And also Welcome :D
Wyvern
12-15-2001, 03:47 AM
After the young man has told his stories to the patrons at the inn, he decides it is time to embark on a new quest. After checking a local village to re-equip himself as well as pick up cloaks and hoods for everyone he comes back and requests who he needs to come with him on this quest.
"I need three warriors and two wizards to come with me, as well as anyone willing to carry extra supplies." he says throwing his hair over his shoulder in the braid he has it in now. He awaits for people to join him as he sips at ale.
Wyvern
Eomer Dinmention
12-15-2001, 03:50 AM
* King Eomer goes up to him
the young man says " O are you joining me?"
"No i'm not sorry but i ask you what new quest are you going on"
Wyvern
12-15-2001, 03:53 AM
The man, naming himself Faern claims he is gathering people to help him destroy the other Wyverns. He offers Eomer a cloak with a friendly smile, "Are you coming?"
Wyvern
Eomer Dinmention
12-15-2001, 03:58 AM
*" No sorry Faern i'm not the other wizards need me and so does the country of Rohan but i will offer you 5 of my most skillful and worthy soldiers and some horses, may your quest suceed and to bring good to Middle Earth good luck" Eomer takes out his hand to shake Faern
Wyvern
12-15-2001, 04:00 AM
Faern refuses to shakes hands with anyone but those who embark upon the quest with him.
"I only need three warriors," Faern states.
Wyvern
Mithrandir
12-15-2001, 04:02 AM
Mithrandir steps up to Faern and states what he has known would come to pass for quite a long time now,
"I know the importance of this quest and the urgency. Due to my position I do not go on very many journeys in this world unless they be of the upmost importance. Therefore,.......I shall go with you. I ask only one thing in return, alow me to take two of my wizards, two of my most powerful and loyal white wizards,.........
Ness so he may bring in others if need be, and his phychic powers will be of great use to us, and Talerin, her powers w/ the forest will be of great help, and she is one of my most loyal friends.
If these requests will be granted I shall go.
Do not worry about the cloak, for I have my own garments, and sword, as do my other wizards, and Tal. has her bow and arrows:D
we are prepared if you are wise enough to accept our help. So shall we begin....??????
Eomer Dinmention
12-15-2001, 04:04 AM
* Eomer takes his hand and gives a bad look at Faern he then says " Fine Faern if you do not want to shake my hand then i shall support you with 3 warriors and there horses once you are gone i wish not to see your face again if you step one foot in Kingdom i will kill you instantly"
Eomer then goes back into the room and sits down
Wyvern
12-15-2001, 04:08 AM
"I accept your offer, now I only need some warriors to accompny us and we can go," Faern says with no emotion flickering "However, I hope all of you are willing to risk your lives. If the dragons are destroyed before the dark lord is reserected we will only need to deal with him with partial power. All of us will be needed to defeat him. "
Faern now, standing waiting for Mithrandir and his wizards to come to him spars with a local guard and beats him constantly. Faern was born and raised dealing with the blade and the magiks they can use. He will be much help in the quest upcoming.
Wyvern
P.S. When the "party" is created I shall create a new thread.
Mithrandir
12-15-2001, 04:11 AM
All three of us shall be waiting, until then may I please talk to Eomer in private, come this way good friend of mine.
Eomer Dinmention
12-15-2001, 04:13 AM
*Eomer follows Mith into the room and waits for Mith to say something
Wyvern
12-15-2001, 04:14 AM
Faern gets the attention of the remaining patrons in the inn and goes on for a long while trying to convince people to join him in the quest, only a few accept they............
Wyvern
Mithrandir
12-15-2001, 04:19 AM
Eomer, I realize you are angry w/ Faern but you must not be bitter. I can see things you do not and I am certain we will need your aid before this quest is through, be prepared for the day when Ness sends you to us in an instant.
You must fight on this man's side and even though it does not seem like it now, something good will come of it, I hope you can put aside the evil he feels now and learn to see the person he will be, soon my friend this shall come to an end.
Stay here and protect the inn that we love, espicially it's ale:p
until the day in which we call you to our service, the greatest battle we have ever been involved in is at hand, I bid you peace my brother in light, ~Mithers
Eomer Dinmention
12-15-2001, 04:33 AM
* " Yes Mith i realise now thankyou what would i have done for not of your council" Eomer then go out of the room and goes out of the room and says to Faern "i'm sorry for the words i have said to you please accept my apoligy and watever you need that i may have then feel free to ask me
Wyvern
12-15-2001, 04:37 AM
"Excellent, then I shall count on your to join me. As well, I hope your skills with the blade are great. We shall meet many foes that will challenge us."
Faern then tells the innkeep to have Mithrandir and his fellow wizards join him at the feast table, as well as Eormer's warriors if it is possible quickly.
Wyvern
Eomer Dinmention
12-15-2001, 04:46 AM
" Once again i'm sorry Faern Mith has councilled me to stay and defend the Inn and its ale:p but i'm sure when the time comes Ness will teleport me to where you are and we shall fight together"
Mithrandir
12-15-2001, 04:51 AM
)Please do not take offence to this Faern, he is most needed here now. When the time comes though he shall be right by our side in less than a second, trust me he will be of much service as time goes. He may very well be there from the first battle on, time shall tell us. Now let us feast, King eomer is still welcome, he has supplied us w/ his warriors and that is all we can ask. then we sha;; begin our journey(New Thread:p
Eomer Dinmention
12-15-2001, 04:56 AM
* Eomer claps his hands and comes out whole trays of food from the innkeeper and his workers and everyone start eating. In the middle of the feast Eomer stands up and says " Everyone could i have your attention i liked to say good luck to Faern and his company may they be successful in there journey "
Everyone cheers and continue eating
Ancalagon
12-15-2001, 08:15 PM
Ok Ok Okkkkkkayyyyyyy,
Is this a pub or a should it be an RPG thread in The Prancing Pony? Ooops, thats right, It already is!
¤-Elessar-¤
12-16-2001, 01:15 AM
Ok, c'mon kids, lets have the RP's be held outside, afterall, it would seem that the Grey Wanderers put alot of trouble into fixing this old shack up...
Eomer Dinmention
12-16-2001, 02:09 AM
Eomer waits inside having a glass of 1456 port with his wife Lothiriel daughter of Imrahil of Dol Amroth
Waiting for Mith to call apon his help but starts talking to Lothiriel if she would like to go to Lorien
Ancalagon
12-16-2001, 03:36 PM
Anc chuckles to himself at Eomers cheesy chat-up lines;
"come with me baby and I'll take you all the way to Lorien, to the moon and back where people only dream of going!"
¤-Elessar-¤
12-16-2001, 05:30 PM
The land of and around bree is hereby an independent city state. a new flyer in the silver dragon stated. Elections for the mayor will be held soon, please send word to lord Elessar to be placed on the ballot.
Have a nice day- €
Tar-Ancalime
12-16-2001, 09:29 PM
elessar; question how is it possible to declare Bree a free state if it is part of an awfully large empire, and ruled by Ciryaher.
¤-Elessar-¤
12-16-2001, 09:35 PM
Taaaarrrrrr, did you read the post on lands? I do beleive that I now control the lands that include bree, if you disagree you are more than welcome to look at the rebel map, and Ciryaher is acting rather strange lately, he asked me to join him... this is really weird. I think he wants me to think that he is scared, Dengen told me to be carefull about him...
Tar-Ancalime
12-16-2001, 09:38 PM
no I didn't , yes i shall give you that same advice elessar, he is wise but also very, very power hungry, and has many hidden motives.
¤-Elessar-¤
12-16-2001, 09:59 PM
I feel not like reading the battle of treachery, come yee drunken fools, tell me of your battle stories!
Tar-Ancalime
12-16-2001, 10:00 PM
Elessar, where in the eru's name did that come from!!!???
¤-Elessar-¤
12-16-2001, 10:05 PM
From Kem, she told me that Ciryaher became king of Arnor after that battle, and I would just like to know the major parts of it, and how he went From Dengens Ally to the leader of one of Dengens enimy nations. It seemed interesting, but not quite enough to read that entier thread.
Kementari
12-16-2001, 10:14 PM
Elessar your insane, you are not ARAGORN
¤-Elessar-¤
12-16-2001, 11:04 PM
* Elessar sits at the bar, rubbing his temples with his fingers
Kementari, this is what I would like for you to do, after you read the little excerpt under this I want you to go to the Silmarillion forum and read Dengens thread called The Elessar, ok?
RoTK- The black gate opens
Ever and anon Gandalf let blow the trumpets, and teh heralds would cry: "The Lords of Gondor are come! Let all leave this land or yield them up!" But Imrahil said: "Say not the lords of Gondor. Say the King Elessar. For that is true, even though he has not yet sat upon the throne; and it will give the Enemy more thought, if the heralds use that name." And thereafter thrice a day the heralds proclaimed the coming of the King Elessar. But none answered the challenge.
Darkling
12-17-2001, 12:00 AM
*Short dwarf walks in with his staff*
"Mulifdug allisar lengies!!!!!!!!!!!" POOF A tall frosty mug of pepsi apears.
Kementari
12-17-2001, 12:04 AM
ELESSAR!!! YOU HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR THE LAST HUNDRED YEARS OR SO! :p :p :p :p :p
I know quite well that Elessar Telcontar Evinyater Thorongil and a hundred aother names belong to Aragorn the second High King of Gondor, Lord of the United Realms (WITHOUT LOOKING ANYTHING UP) But you are not him, our rpg takes place way after his death, you could be someone who lived a few hundred years after his death who happens to have the same name and claims the land of arnor for some reason (you better come up with a good one).
¤-Elessar-¤
12-17-2001, 12:53 AM
calm down, i dont want you to explode or anything. NO ONE EVER BOTHERED TO TELL ME THAT I COULD ONLY EXIST IN A TIME PERIOD THAT YOU CHOSE. I do wonder why everything has to be this way. Have the RP's always been so futuristic? No one bothered to tell me anything, and I didnt think that all the RP's had to be in the same time period. Next time someone can explain this and then maybe you wont have to express to everyone that you are under the influence of PMS.
Kementari
12-17-2001, 01:36 AM
I'm sorry i exploded in my last post. sometimes i can be too sensitive :rolleyes: The reason we our rpgs take place in the future is becuase Tolkien didn't right very about it (or if he did it wasn't published) We don't want to make up anything that would contradict what Tolkien wrote.
¤-Elessar-¤
12-17-2001, 01:55 AM
yea, but couldnt you write in between the cracks or even alter it a little? i mean the last age was so bloody boring. You could take heros and put them into all new adventures or something
Beorn
12-17-2001, 02:01 AM
NO! Tolkien painstakingly fixed every error that anyone could think of. Even the cycles of the friggen moon are correct!
Putting them in different places at different times alters their knowledge. Tolkien even wrote the History Of Years so that every person was kept track of.
Kementari
12-17-2001, 02:02 AM
The last age (or at least the begining of it) wasn't boring, it just wasn't written about. :) you can't write an rpg and have Sam go off to the Lonely Mountian to fight Anc the Black (who has somehow been resurected) in the year 1447 because Tolkien wrote that he was at home with his family writeing poetry for the Red book and doing Mayor duties. :D
¤-Elessar-¤
12-17-2001, 02:22 AM
THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF AN RPG, YOU DONT HAVE TO FOLLOW THE STORY LINE EXACTLY, YOU MAKE THE DECISIONS FOR THE CHARACTERS, YOU CONTROLL THE STORY. YOU CAN BEND THE RULES A LITTLE, SO WHAT IF TOLKIEN TURNS IN HIS GRAVE, JACKSONS GOT HIM DOING f*&^ING BACKFLIPS!
I think I am going to start a RP durring the second and third age.
Beorn
12-17-2001, 02:26 AM
I hate to tell you, but not many people will participate in it
Darkling
12-17-2001, 02:55 AM
I would screw details and have fun with the rpg. If sitting swan is chased away, swan not sitting any more.
Dain Ironfoot
12-17-2001, 03:34 AM
Swan, what swan?
Mithrandir
12-17-2001, 04:47 AM
King Eomer, I have just had Ness teleport you to us,
~Mithers
Eomer Dinmention
12-17-2001, 04:59 AM
Lothiriel goes up to Anc and starts flurting with him Eomer doesn't mind then Lothiriel pulls out her wand and says some magic words and turns Anc into a little pink Bunny then she says
" Lay one paw on me and i will turn you into a frog"
then she goes back down to sit with his Husband
Eomer laughs hehehee then he says " She might be perfect in everyway but she is never defencless try anything stupid i will also come in"
Eomer then walks back and bids farewells Lothiriel and then he vanishes to the land where Mith needs him
Dain Ironfoot
12-17-2001, 08:29 AM
Old mismached dwarf walks up to bar. He has on purple robes, a tophat, and bare feet.
He buys the house a round for the wonderful spell Lothiriel just put on anc. He sits in corner sipping his ale.
Eomer Dinmention
12-17-2001, 10:21 AM
Lothiriel being so kind he undos the spell on Anc but she gives him a bad look as she undos the spelll
she then takes out her wand and waves it around and POOF ! everyone is sitting with a glass of First Age 1011 Port everyone is happy and they start drinking
Lothiriel then sits up " This is from Eomer and he bids everyone a Merry Christmas as he journeys on to defeat Evil" she then step back down
Telchar
12-17-2001, 10:56 AM
Tel enters the inn after a long days walk, he has been out looking for Morwen, but couldn't find her.. "One bottle of 1420.." he said when he got to the bar.. he sat down at a table, lighting his pipe and trying to figure out where Morwen might be..
Ancalagon
12-17-2001, 02:35 PM
Stretching his limbs back out, Anc thinks to himself,'I knew I was the fluffy bunny of Dragons, but everyone argued I wasn't',
Hmmmmm, use magic on me, would you!
Telchar
12-17-2001, 03:06 PM
*Tel buys two bottles of 1420 and walks out the door again.. "Got to find Morwen.." he says on his way out..*
Ciryaher
12-17-2001, 04:09 PM
*Ciryaher eyes the man darkly who is ranting to his Lady*
Ah yes, Elessar...I offered you a position of high repute, and an honorable and well-earned position that would indeed be. But I must ask you to either shut up and get a stuff drink or take your ranting elsewhere.
*Tips back his mug*
¤-Elessar-¤
12-17-2001, 05:40 PM
Elessar rocks back on his heels, then swings foreward, punching Ciryaher in the face, Ciryahers mug shatters and cuts him several times. Elessar and his guards exit the inn, only after Elessar waves goodby to the beautiful Morwen.
Tar-Ancalime
12-17-2001, 08:45 PM
Elessar do not make fun of Kementari, she's my friend!
Aside you have no substansial truth, like in taggerung by brian jauqes, although you truly believe yourself the epitemy of middle earths superman(aka Aragorn), some may not and nothing you can do can change that.
Kementari
12-17-2001, 09:08 PM
thanks Cir and Tar :)
*mutters a few elvish words ( thalion dae te khil may the dauntless shadow follow you) and runs to Cirs aid*
Dain Ironfoot
12-17-2001, 10:37 PM
Buys all a round and yells something about sour grapes.
Puts a spell on ellesar for ranting. Ellasar is a teddy bear.
syongstar
12-17-2001, 10:42 PM
yule tide blow wind into our sails that despair end and good prevail that each should move forward tward thine own divine true will by the power of stone,sphere,cauldron ans swordmay each holy dream be found and fulfilled! Bright blessings!
jokes for ye folks:sometimes the best helping hand one can give is a good push,often the last helping hand one seeks is the one at the end of their own arm,if you growl all day you'll be dog tired At night.
Morwen
12-17-2001, 10:51 PM
Morwen, unaware that Telchar is searching for her, wanders into the dark woods on the other side of the lake. To her surprise and horror, she encounters a darkly being of the forest. Violin in hand, she runs full speed in the opposite direction, which to her dismay takes her deeper into the forest.
Tar-Ancalime
12-17-2001, 11:56 PM
* A strange knock comes from the door...Carolers(sp?)*
"We wish you a merry chistmas, we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year!"
¤-Elessar-¤
12-18-2001, 02:12 AM
I repel all Harry Potter type powers, sorry little dwarf. And as for Poor little Kementari, if you wish to say it than say it aloud, please tease me not, for no shadow you impose could bear half the torment of the one that chases my heels. Tar, what do i seem to lack truth in? Im not making offence, just merely inquiring so that I can fix the problem that spurred the complaint above.
¤Elessar, now glances back at Kementari, still helping Ciryaher, who is on the floor When he awakens, tell him that Mocking me again will earn him more than a cut upper lip.
As he turns, he sees the form of Mithandir standing near the door. Mith, I am sorry, for I too am a member of the wizards guild, I was just adding support to my statement that we do not follow tolkien down to the point.
I leave the inn now, please dont try any spells or speak to someone who isnt here, if you want to continue to debate with me start a new thread. I dont like to argue with drunks anyway.
*Elessar walks out, mounts a horse, and takes the Old North Road, on his way to the city of Fornost.
Beorn
12-18-2001, 03:45 AM
Elessar forgot to mention the door hit him on the way out
Eomer Dinmention
12-18-2001, 04:11 AM
*Lothiriel stands up on to a table and asks for everyones attention she say " IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE SILVER WIZARDS GUILD PLEASE DO SO AND SIGN YOUR NAME UP , anyway sory if i have interrupted your conversations and i shall make it up to you she then pulls out her wand and waves it around and POOF! everyone has presents in there hand everyone opens it and find out that they have Gems and Diamonds Lothiriel then goes back donw worrying about her Husband
Telchar
12-18-2001, 09:24 AM
*Night falls and Tel is stil searching for Morwen. He finds some wood and makes a fire in the hope that she'll se the fire..*
Eomer Dinmention
12-18-2001, 09:57 AM
* Lothiriel stands up and says " Kem since Cir has joined the evil side are you going to be evil too if not will you be still the Queen of Arnor or are you too going to split the Lands since i wont be here physcically i can still hear you"
She then claps her hand and she disappears form the inn and she is teleported back to Rohan where she is ordering to start Armys for Ellesars Rebbellion
Kementari
12-18-2001, 04:25 PM
errr *Kem tells the carolers to chase Elessar down the street*
I am still good (even though Cirs gone bad). He took over Eriador without my knowing. I am not rebeling purely out of love for my Lord. I am still considering my title....
Ciryaher
12-18-2001, 04:36 PM
*ignores the blood running down his face and shouts*
What madness of folly has overtaken you people? I AM NOT EVIL!! I have said repeatedly that I have joined the Dark Legion because of my Magick, not because of my heart.
The coward Elessar insists that I am a tyrant and that he is so right. What wrong is there with bringing peace and unity to the land? Where was your damnable Elessar as Fornost and Annuminas lay in ruins. I *points at his chest* rebuilt them.
Do not be so hasty to follow one who promises things he cannot give.
¤-Elessar-¤
12-18-2001, 05:09 PM
*Now that elessar is camped in hobbiton, it takes him much less time to respond to rumors of Ciryaher in rage in Bree. The door opens and a dusty Elessar walks in.
Hello good people of Bree, he says in a cheery voice, I hope you ahve been well. He walks over to where Ciryaher is sitting at the bar and whispers in Ciryahers ear, "I make no promises I cannot keep, I promised a chance at gaining back the freedom of the lands of Eriador, And (his voice getting louder and now adressing the entire bar), I would appriciate no one else talking of me while I am not here to defend myself. Anyone who cometh in peace to the camp of my army will leave thus. You can insult me and harras my claims there, otherwise I would like it so much if you waited until I return if you wish to talk of me. And, now that I am here, I would love to hear of any complaints that the good people of eriador have.
Aredhel
12-18-2001, 07:33 PM
*walks in, and glances around before walking up to the counter*I 'll have some ale.*
Ciryaher
12-18-2001, 08:16 PM
Let it be noted that I have not physically struck back at Elessar, who so callously struck me. Let it also be known that this is not up for argument, and that you will not be permitted to wantonly stir a peaceful land to misdirected violence.
I have not spoken 'behind your back' and I will say it to your face. You are a fool, and if the lands become flooded with a crimson tide of horror, then it will be because YOU *points a disdainful finger at Elessar* started it.
I have spoken my mind. I have explained the purpose of the Empire. I will go now, for I have more important matters of state to attend to than to bicker with an anarchist.
*bows and exits, thundering north to Annuminas in his chariot*
Tar-Ancalime
12-18-2001, 08:45 PM
*Tar retreats to the corner, humming the Coventry carol, and hopes this foolishness will end, asides it's the holidays*
I've been "evil" since i'm the dark queen of mordor!
Dain Ironfoot
12-18-2001, 08:49 PM
I not evil ether But I will strike you again with allmy rage and furry if Elessar keeps this up.
Oh, and as for harry potter hes still cooling down from when i fried his ass.
Tar-Ancalime
12-18-2001, 08:51 PM
Elessar is too whiny!
Do you agree dain?
*opens her new book tar thinks she's getting for x-mas (LOTr collectors hardcover) and reads by the fire of her room too noisy downstairs*
Aredhel
12-18-2001, 10:32 PM
*Pretends she doesn't hear any commotion*
Morwen
12-18-2001, 11:09 PM
Morwen, still running, sees some firelight in the distance and starts running towards it. But the denizen of the wood catches up with her. She uses her bow to bat it away...."darn, I broke a horsehair" she curses as she resumes her run.
Dain Ironfoot
12-18-2001, 11:49 PM
Yes tar, As a matter of fact *wispers something to tar.*
*Tar rolls on the floor laughing.*
Tar-Ancalime
12-19-2001, 03:04 AM
*Tar keeps laughing*
" you are so right"
Eomer Dinmention
12-19-2001, 10:56 AM
Amm Ellesar your army i hope its not my men because i called back my men ages ago
if you have read in the Lands and terrortories i have taken back my pledge of allegiance you shall see
Tar-Ancalime
12-19-2001, 02:39 PM
*carolers come back from chasing elessar*
"Tar-Ancalime, we gave him a super-big wedgie spell, and hung him from a tree."
Eomer Dinmention
12-20-2001, 01:30 AM
Eomer and Lothirielarives at Bree on his Dragon walks in the silver dragon with 2 other of Eomers men
Eomer not worrying about anything knowing that he will stay out of Cir and Ellesars buisness also suppported by the White Council
He nows start talking to Loth if she wanted a pheonix or a dragon but in his mind he is thinking what will between Ellesar and his rebels against Cirs army he is thinking if Rohan will be attacked because of his withdraw of Allegiance and if Gondor is attacked and will need Rohans aid but he is also happy that the white council stand to defend Rohan and that no one will dare to fight the White Council
¤-Elessar-¤
12-20-2001, 01:47 AM
Eormer, i would be willing to bet money that you dont speak english. Does the thought ever occur to you to use punctuation? or howabout some correct verb usage while you are at it. Beleive me, im not one to be an English teacher, but when you post it is so damn confusing. You would get your point across so much better if you could only write....sighs*....
¤-Elessar-¤
12-20-2001, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by Tar-Ancalime
Elessar is too whiny!
Do you agree dain?
Tar- Ancalime, if it werent for the friendship that I have with your king I would hit you so hard, so numerous a time, that it would make you forget your evil ways, then you would just be insane, like the rest of the people in the forum. AND as for the stupid dwarf, I dont care what you did to the potter books, I just dont appriciate people defiling something with tolkiens name on it...with...that childish ****. there, i was nice, everyone happy now?
Eomer Dinmention
12-20-2001, 01:58 AM
*Eomer replys
"I apoligise Ellesar i will use punctuation from now on but it seemed to me that you are mad at me i hope this is not about my withdraw of my allegiance because i have been councilled for weeks and i have made up my mind but i still wish that you will stay 2nd in command to me in the silver wizards"
¤-Elessar-¤
12-20-2001, 02:53 AM
Elessar stumbles into the bar, grabs a beer, and sits in the corner with a DONT PITTY OR COMFORT ME look on his face. He looks rough and unshaven. After an hour or so of quiet observation he stands, lays a tip of gold on the table, and exits the bar. He goes to walk along the shores of the brandywine, the very part of the river he fought to take and free from Ciryaher...
Morwen
12-20-2001, 05:00 AM
The lady Morwen stumbles through the woods searching for the firelight see had seen in the distance. Suddenly she runs into a clearing, and strait into Telchar, nocking him to the ground. Unable to keep her balance she falls right on top of him and breaks her precious violin. Mighty upset at the loss of her violin and her flight from the denizen of the forest, she falls alseep atop the fallen Telchar.
Telchar
12-20-2001, 01:10 PM
Tel manges to get up without wakeing Morwen.. He tuck her in a blanket (sp?) to keep her warm. He then sitts down, takes out a bottle of 1420, lights his pipe and starts to sing a song..
Morwen
12-20-2001, 06:52 PM
Morwen awakens to a warm fire and a very odd sounding song. Still upset at her loss, she gets up and goes sits next to Telchar. She begins to think about faraway mountains and the thrill of discovery. Should she leave the Silver Dragon for awhile? "I need to get away for awhile" she thinks to herself. Still looking at the stars, she trys to look ahead to the future.
Ciryaher
12-20-2001, 08:07 PM
*turns to Kem, his armor poking Dain in the aye in the process*
What's up with Morwen?
Kementari
12-20-2001, 08:26 PM
Her and Tel both are both acting strangly..
1420 must have been a very good year
Ciryaher
12-20-2001, 08:35 PM
*hops into his chariot*
Shall you ride with me to Annuminas, Lady Kementari?
The time of feasting is nigh, and it would not do to keep our guests waiting!
*shouts*
All are invited to the Arnorian Feast of Yule and Unification!
*holds out a hand to Kementari*
Kementari
12-20-2001, 08:38 PM
*smiles and takes Cirs hand*
Ciryaher
12-20-2001, 08:39 PM
*helps Kem into the chariot*
Off we go!
*snaps the reins and thunders northward*
¤-Elessar-¤
12-20-2001, 09:11 PM
Elessar stumbles into the bar, chases every one of the carolers down and hangs them, by their underwear, from the big candle Chadaleer(sp) hanging from the roof, he then advances on Tar.
Tar, however, shoots past Elessar and out into the woods.
"Oh well, didn't really want to see Tar's underwear anyway (no offence to Dengen). But anyway, now that I have a kingdom again, ALE FOR EVERYONE, ITS ON ME....dang it, im broke again...
Tar-Ancalime
12-20-2001, 10:07 PM
*Tar gets quite angry retrieves her poor carolers and storms off on her magic carpet to get ready for the chistmas party...and then utters something disunderstandable*
Talierin
12-21-2001, 12:54 AM
*Tal decides to take up King Eormer's offer to visit him in Rohan for Christmas. Soon they are speeding away on their horses, having a little race.*
Eomer Dinmention
12-21-2001, 01:03 AM
*on the way of the race Eomers wheels falls off he then crashes into a tree Eomer is hurt badly he then try to crawl back to the Sliver Dragon where he asks for Ellesars healing
¤-Elessar-¤
12-21-2001, 01:41 AM
Elessar almost laughs at the pitiful sight of the King, but takes him up to a room and calles for a real healer (now that he gets paid taxes he can afford real ones!) since he really would probably hurt his friend more than he would help him. :) lol!
Eomer Dinmention
12-21-2001, 06:33 AM
Eomer recovered not happy about Ellesar not helping him but he get out of the room and calls for a milkshakes then go to catchup from Tal on Bludrag
Talierin
12-21-2001, 06:41 AM
*Tal, hearing a yelp, looks back behind her just in time to see Eormer fall off his horse and go sprawling. It was getting cold out, so she continues on, seeing that Eormer is getting help. In two days she reaches Meduseld, where the feasting is in full swing. She tells Eormer's wife what happened to him, and that she was invited by Eormer to stay for Winter Solitice.*
Eomer Dinmention
12-21-2001, 06:50 AM
*As Eomer flies on Bludrag he gets to Meduseld in one day he sees that Tal has just left He then seeks Lothiriel where he gives her a lift to Rohan as they fly to Rohan they then sees Tal riding on her chariot as they fly near her "Tal is it cheating if i use a dragon" she Replys "Of course" Eomer being fair then gets out his wand and waves it around and Tals chariot turns into Ski the dragon "Tal is it fair now" she replys " Yes it is" she then flys off and Eomer and Lothiriel follows
¤-Elessar-¤
12-22-2001, 03:33 AM
Elessar finishes upstairs, comes down, and orders a wiskey on the rocks. He sits down and ponders his future...
Eomer Dinmention
12-22-2001, 03:55 AM
* Tal wins she then waits for Eomer and Lothiriel theyt come shortly as Eomer then remembers that they don't have much wine left not enough for the wizards he then
POOF! Eomer appears out of no where and then goes to the Bartender and says" 50 barrels of 1420 port Dè Flöü Chardoney (nice name lol) Bartender then takes him into the Wine room Eomer then touches the Barrels and they all disappear to Rohan he then comes out of the room and takes 10 bags of Gold and leaves it for the Bartender he then walks and disappears
Lantarion
12-22-2001, 05:09 PM
Pontifex rolls his eyes, and stands on the table. He begins to levitate, and turns a frightening green, just like Galadriel. He then looms over King Eormer, and declares in abooming voice:
"KNOWST THOU NOT OF THE COMMA?! THOU HEATHEN, THOU SHALT BE CAST INTO THE SCREAMING DEPTHS OF HELL, LEST THOU MAKE USE OF THE HOLY COMMA BEFORE THY TIME IS COME!!"
Pontifex turns back to normal colour, lands silently on the ground, and sips at his 1420. Eormer looks quite terrified, and jibbers something about punctuation marks in a flabbergasted state to the sleeping bartender.
Aerin
12-22-2001, 10:21 PM
*Aerin, rocking silently with laughter at Ponti's outburst, congratulates him on becoming one of the new "Grammar Watchers"*
Ciryaher, can I come to the feast, too?
Telchar
12-23-2001, 05:31 PM
Tel gets up and starts to pack his things.. He Turns against Morwen.. "Fair Lady, I'm leaving for the Misty Mountains now, I have some unfinished business to atend to, you may join me if you wish, and I'll be glad if you want. Meet me under the old oak near the bridge by noon if you want to come.." Tel kiss Morwens hand and dissapears in the shadows..
Morwen
12-23-2001, 06:07 PM
The Lady Morwen silently accepts his invitation knowing that the Misty Mountains lie in her path. Finding a horse, she rides towards the Silver Dragon. Inside she sits and has her last cup of wine before her long journey. When she finishes, she thanks everybody for their kindness and hospitality, and then procedes to hug Tal, Aerin, Grey, and of course, Mike. As she walks out of the door she waves goodbye to Elessar, and mounts her horse. Speeding off towards the old oak, she silently speaks words only the trees can hear. " I shall return......Fare thee well and goodbye."
¤-Elessar-¤
12-23-2001, 08:38 PM
*Elessar faints as he sees Morwen wave at him, he hits the ground with a dull thud, his armor clangs as he rolls down the hill he was standing near.
Dain Ironfoot
12-24-2001, 05:12 AM
Dain Laughs at El......"PSHH... Rusty amor........hehehehe."
¤-Elessar-¤
12-24-2001, 05:00 PM
Elessar get's up, shakes his head as if to try to clear his mind. He gets to his feet, walks up the hill, and pats the still laughing dwarf on the back. He mounts his steed and turns the reins to the direction Morwen rode. He looks longingly at the old forest. Then he breaks the spell and speeds off tward Rohan...
Telchar
12-26-2001, 06:55 PM
As the night draws near its end and the sun is soon to rise Tel sitts under a tree and look up at the star and whisper to himself..
"Star light, star bright,
first star I see tonight,
wish I may, wish I might
have the wish, I wish tonight."
He gets up and picks up a stone and carves three signs on it, dwarven runes, he carefully place it to the north of the tree and slowly walks away singing..
Morwen
12-27-2001, 01:12 AM
The Lady Morwen follows Telchar to his place of destination, but when they arrive she slowly speaks to him in a sad voice....." My dear Telchar, it is here that we must part for my road leads to the north, and yours, where it will" Morwen, plagued by sad thoughts, gently kisses Telchar on the cheek and mounts her horse and rides away to freedom.
¤-Elessar-¤
12-28-2001, 01:49 AM
Elessar comes in, he is badly beaten. He looks around rather confused at the sight of an empty silver dragon, he awakens the bartender (who is sleeping with his head on the bar) and gives him a small gift and a keg of egg nog. He bids him goodby and rides north.
Dain Ironfoot
12-28-2001, 01:51 AM
Dain dieing of thirst Steals the egg nog and drinks it all. He was trying to get a drink but the bar tender was sleeping.
Lantarion
12-28-2001, 06:11 PM
Ray Romano struts in, and declares: "Drink some eggnog and pull up your pants!", and struts back out.
Pontifex is tempted to send a scary spirit after him, but decides to redeem him for doing such a good job on "Everybody Loves Raymond".
Eomer Dinmention
12-29-2001, 09:54 AM
* Eomer walks in as like he is drunk( which he isn't) and goes to a chair in the corner and starts sleeping he then starts snoring the man next to him gets sick of the noice he then gets a carrot and sticks it up Eomers nose everyone is happy
Lantarion
12-29-2001, 05:33 PM
Pontifex turns into a floating, turqoize ghost again, and glares at Eormer; but then he rolls his eyes, and mutters "Incurable little bugger," and sits at his usual table and waves his hand at the carrot in Eormer's nose, which causes in it to whirl around the room in an orange blur, finally thwacking into Eormer's head. He faints, and falls forward into the strange bowl of carrot stew.
"That should knock some commas into him," Pontifex mutters, and turns back into a robed figure with a scornful expression on his face.
Kementari
12-29-2001, 05:42 PM
LOL!
im so glad Ponti started posting on this thread again.
Tar-Ancalime
12-29-2001, 06:35 PM
me 2!!! So many memories are on the silver dragon
Dengen-Goroth is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm soooo happy
Kementari
12-29-2001, 07:19 PM
yay! the forums not the forum without Dengen
Ciryaher
12-29-2001, 07:44 PM
The Magnetic North pole for evil has returned ;)
Hoorah!
Tar-Ancalime
12-30-2001, 02:10 AM
:D :D :D I'm sooo happy!:D :D :D
Eomer Dinmention
12-30-2001, 08:20 AM
* Eomer wakes up, he then sees that Ponti is laughing at him but Eomer does not know why, Eomer then walks out and returns back to Rohan
syongstar
12-30-2001, 10:19 PM
"As it harm none do what thy will" seems simple yet with many thoughts filled like do you ride to the store when a walk would help more?Do you throw away bread crumbs when local birds have none?
"will" could be like a rollar coaster ride if you constamtly change your mind. like you might want to eat a sack of cookies but do you really want to fill that pudgy? your "vision quest" is the real reason why you are here, the ancients call that "truewill" tarot is one path for understanding where your at. the threads of life's tapestry weave the great work.Joy, the balm of divine mercy lay in the cup. the pen is the sword for knowledge sharp.Take healing in knowing there is naught but the great work.blessed be
some jokes for ye folks:in the 60's hippies took acid to make the world weird and now that it is weird they take prozac to make it normal again. burecracy is a challange to be overcome by tolerance for stupidity or a bulldozer. before you critizise someone walk a mile in their shoes so when you do you'll be a mile away and they'll be bare foot
Jahrdur
12-31-2001, 05:15 AM
*ambles up to the bar, rubbing the pommel of his scimitar appreciatively*
Greetings. Might I have wine? And some dates, perhaps?
*takes in his surroundings and beams a smile around*
Eomer Dinmention
12-31-2001, 02:33 PM
*Eomer returns with a big grin on his face he then takes out his wand and waves it around and Poof! everyone is transported outside the Inn, Eomer then waves his wand again and Poof! the Air is filled with Fireworks then Eomerwaves his wand again and in the Air the fire works all move to one place and spells out
"HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE" everyone cheers, then Eomer waves it again and a big dragon made of Fireworks come fly down with 10 other Pheonix and with Silver fireworks in the Back round
Lantarion
12-31-2001, 04:48 PM
*Pontifex weeps and hangs his head, and waves his hand at the sparkling text in the sky from the depths of his sobs, and a bright red comma appears right after "year", just to tease Eormer*
:)
Talierin
12-31-2001, 11:21 PM
*Pontifex is so drunk he's speaking triple more than usual...:D
Tal watchs Jahrdur from the end of the bar as he takes his drink and food to a table. She sees something, then rushes over to him just as he was about to pop a nut in his mouth, taking it away from him. "Bad dates," she says, pointing to the dead monkey on the floor, a stolen, half-eaten date in its mouth.*
heehee! Couldn't help myself!:D
Beorn
12-31-2001, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by Talierin
"Bad dates," she says, pointing to the dead monkey on the floor, a stolen, half-eaten date in its mouth.*
heehee! Couldn't help myself!:D
Indy....
Anyway...Mike wanders up to bar, and says something about a fantastic feast on Jan. 5 to the Bartender, asking him to serve some drinks....With a few muffled words, he nods, writes a long list, and hands it to Mike. Mike walks out with a slip of paper in his hand...
Kementari
01-01-2002, 01:25 AM
Hi Jahrdur! :)
*****
movie spoliers ahead
I HAVE TO POST THIS SOMEWHERES I JUST SAW THE LOTR MOVIE. YES, ME, I COULDN'T RESIST THE TEMTATION.... At this point i have only one thing to say: DAM YOU PJ WHAT IN THE H*** DID YOU DO TO ARAGORNs PERSONALITY!?? VIGGO YOUR HOT HOT HOT, BUT YOU HAVE NO LINES. When it got to the part where Gandalf dies and Aragorn doesn't even say his speech, i literaly had to have three people restrain me from throwing my can of pop at the screen
im glad i got that out of my system
Beorn
01-01-2002, 01:45 AM
Damn! You shouldn't have seen it! Did you read my rant?
Kementari
01-01-2002, 02:12 AM
Well i read your rant before i saw the movie. I have to say all in all it was a good MOVIE *everyone steps back from thier comps. KEM!?* Eh guys you can't exspect no changes can you. Well it could have been much much better, but im glad it wasn't, becuase then the movie would be more popular than it is already... Its the characters personalitys that stung me. God, pj how could you do it, you jackass. Another thing about it was its pace it was waayy to fast. Anyway, i don't really want to think about it... :(
Ciryaher
01-01-2002, 04:24 AM
*nod's in agreement with Kem*
They really stripped down the characters' personalities...
But hey, isn't this a party? :D
*gets a six-pack of hot diet-cokes and begins shaking them*
Hoy hoy!
*tosses the six-pack into a crowed and laughes hysterically as they are foamed with aspartame*
Aerin
01-01-2002, 05:35 AM
Geez, Ciryaher, you have a weird sense of humour! ;)
Lantarion
01-01-2002, 07:25 PM
Pontifex looks irritably at the aspartame stains on his robes, and zaps Ciryaher into the wine-lake.
Ciryaher
01-01-2002, 08:11 PM
*sanitizes the wine with a burst of ultraviolet radiation then drinks his fill*
Lantarion
01-02-2002, 06:54 PM
Pontifex laughs at the wobbling Ciryaher, who has drunk over half the lake.
"AA doesn't mean "Alcohol is Amiable"!" he shouts to the cross-eyed Cir, who slumps against a log and snores so loud that Eormer accidentally puts a comma into his posts.
Ciryaher
01-03-2002, 02:30 AM
Jumping hornswogglers! There be a water boot in my moccasin! *stumbles about waving a pair of eggplants in the air to ward off evil voodoo peanuts*
Eomer Dinmention
01-03-2002, 08:26 AM
* Eomer rides back home, looking everywhere, making sure that Pontifex isn't there to scare him off again. When Eomer gets home, he goes straight to be and has a nightmare of Pontifex putting commas everywhere :(
Eomer Dinmention
01-03-2002, 08:27 AM
Eomer recognises that he made a mistake and changes * be into Bed so that Ponti doesn't see the mistake
Lantarion
01-03-2002, 04:47 PM
Pontifex feels guilty, and says kindly to Eormer: "Well, just put some more commas in and we'll be buddies".
He then snickers, and creates a huge, sneering comma into Eormer's dream, and Eormer awakes with a scream, with evil voodoo peanuts spinning around him.
:)
syongstar
01-05-2002, 10:15 PM
o,Elbereth,o lovely star queen,sparkling so radient on my minds screen,bestowing memories of ancient times,that flow in song,motion and ryme.
Enter our minds here,clearly now,for sometimes stars are obscured by clouds.
Let us connect more directly with thee,open our inner minds eye so we deeply may see.
Elf Song
we come from the stars shining beings of light,sun light is life light,moon light is inner light,starlight is shining bright on shining beings of light. we'll go to the stars shing beings of light
blessed be!
Ciryaher
01-05-2002, 10:26 PM
*advises Eomer to keep a good supply of eggplant with him to ward off evil voodoo peanuts*
Talierin
01-06-2002, 12:18 AM
*Tal remembers her last encounter with Evil Voodoo Peanuts, in the Boehr War. (when was I in the Boehr war? hmm..) She rushes out to the grocery store and buys two eggplants. One she waves through an outline of texas, and the other she makes into a lotion, which turns her purple!:eek: Ah well, she guesses it will be good for camoflague, maybe.... The texas eggplant she stows away in her pack for proctection.*
Tar-Ancalime
01-06-2002, 12:29 AM
May whatever our God be get us unharmed through this war
*grabs her own eggplant*
you never know these days
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