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Morwen
01-06-2002, 12:32 AM
The Lady Morwen, back from her labours in the North, saunters into the Silver Dragon and orders a cup of wine. She waves at Tal and giggles at her purple skin. "Maybe I'll invite my troll back", she silently thinks. "Mike would like that, but I don't want to have to deal with her again". Tired from her journeys, Morwen plops down on the couch ( which she made with her I-don't-really-have-any magical powers) and falls into a deep restfull sleep.

¤-Elessar-¤
01-06-2002, 01:12 AM
*Elessar walks in, tired from a day of arguing with the ladys of evil. He spies them at the bar, and sits as far away as he can, he stares longingly at the Lady Morwen, the only sanity left in this world of hate and strife, a bright star in a sea of darkness.

Elessar finds himself wondering where the lady has been traveling, and to what purpose. Maybe she could be of some help to him also...

Tar-Ancalime
01-06-2002, 07:01 PM
*sees the pressence of elessar*

It is not safe here..

*and departs,quickly*

Ciryaher
01-06-2002, 07:11 PM
*walks over to Elessar and grins evilly at him*

Even though you're a nuisance, I can't let anybody get attacked by evil voodoo peanuts...even you.

*hands Elessar an eggplant, bows and walks back to his Eggplant and Fez vending stand*

¤-Elessar-¤
01-06-2002, 07:34 PM
*doesnt beleive in voodo.
* laughs at Tar
*gets up, takes one last look back, and exits.

Tar-Ancalime
01-06-2002, 08:20 PM
*simply walks away*

may he be felled by his own sword, prefriebly the one i gave him:D

Dengen-Goroth
01-06-2002, 08:25 PM
Dengen returns and quickly makes a garment of eggplants which he puts over his armour.
"What's the world come to, can't even trus the peanuts anymore!"

Tar-Ancalime
01-06-2002, 08:26 PM
Dang the peanuts

Talierin
01-06-2002, 09:08 PM
*Tal yells down the bar, "Make sure you wave your eggplants over an outline of Texas or they won't work!"*

¤-Elessar-¤
01-06-2002, 11:48 PM
A wandering man dismounts his old, grey pony and walks into the bar. He wears no armor, no crown, nothing that tells a thing about him, save a rusted sword rests in a scabbard at his side. He is rough and unshaven. He is scratched and bruised and covered in dust. Yet a faint light glows in his eyes that only the wisest can detect. He walks to the bar and requests a room for the week.

Ciryaher
01-07-2002, 12:31 AM
Hmm, I think Elessar is the Lord of the Evil Voodoo Peanuts...

Dain Ironfoot
01-07-2002, 12:49 AM
WAIT....... No thats you! (heheheheheheheheh)

Morwen
01-07-2002, 12:52 AM
Morwen wakes up from her restfull sleep and fixes her disheveld hair. She notices, out of the corner of her eye, a strange man with a ruff exterior. Sleepily, she rises and makes her way towards Tal. "Tal, you wouldn't happen to have an extra keg of Balrog lying around would you? I feel mighty eggplantish right now. " She then collapses to the floor muttering...." must of had too much wine."

Dain Ironfoot
01-07-2002, 12:54 AM
"Yup, shes been drinkin' again...." Dain mudders.

¤-Elessar-¤
01-07-2002, 01:07 AM
Oh yea? "lord" Ciryaher? tell me, why do you have the name Ship King? Why did you dub yourself SouthVictor? More like SouthLooser, wouldnt you agree :)

He walks over and picks up Morwen. He takes her up to his room and lays her on the bed so that she can get some rest, he leaves for a walk in the woods.

Dain Ironfoot
01-07-2002, 01:09 AM
hahahahahahaha....oh,oh hahahahahahahahaa....Ship!!!hhahahahahahahaa

LOTRF
01-07-2002, 01:17 AM
*LOTRF runs in quick and yells,* "Quick were is the eggplant I need it fast! Evil voodoo peanuts are chasing me." :D

chrome_rocknave
01-07-2002, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by syongstar
o,Elbereth,o lovely star queen,sparkling so radient on my minds screen,bestowing memories of ancient times,that flow in song,motion and ryme.
Enter our minds here,clearly now,for sometimes stars are obscured by clouds.
Let us connect more directly with thee,open our inner minds eye so we deeply may see.

Hey syongstar,
I like your song! I especially like the "Minds screen" part :D Be sure to post more.

Ciryaher
01-07-2002, 01:29 AM
I have the surname Hyarmendacil because I made victories in the south in my youth. I also commanded a small fleet just ere I took the crown of Gondor, hence the name Ciryaher.

You say that you are not descended of Numenore? Then you truly have no claim, to either that name or to any land of Middle-Earth...except a land of heathen. But then again, you took command over the land of the Dunlendings, so I guess I am correct. Elessar, the Lesser King of Heathen.

Kementari
01-07-2002, 01:42 AM
ERR
*** Appears out of nowhere and begins singing some magic words. Suddenly Elessar disapears into a puff of smoke, and is sent to the wilderness of Northern Waste alone to fend for himself. I hope youve been practicing your RANGER skills. Oh yeah there are Dragons up there too***

¤-Elessar-¤
01-07-2002, 05:34 PM
*Elessar comes in, refreshed from his walk, and wonders why Kementari And Ciryaher are talking to air. He catches their points though, he taps Kementari on the shoulder, she wakes up from her daydream. He stands before Ciryaher:

"A king of lesser folk? Nay, for my folk are part of all, a little high blood and a little common, it gives me the views from most points, save yours of course (I cant get my head that far up my...butt). And why would I want to be Numenorian? Your ancestors challenged the people of Valinor (even your lovely whife), they fought war, upon themselves, in the north until their line was all but vanquished. The numenorians were a foolish people, I am glad that Aragorn II was wise enough to end them (by marrying Arwen, and creating a new breed). I claim only a rough decent from him, just enough to have his fire burning in my heart. I would challenge you to single combat, but you would advantige yourself until I had but a half-a-pinch of a chance, and Im sure that you cant be bad enough to loose at those odds...."

*Elessar walks off BEFORE ciryaher, or kementari, can say a thing. He goes upstares and finds Morwen still asleep. He calls for a basin of warm water, brushes the hair from her face, and washes the weariness of travel from her face. He starts a fire in the hearth and sits down to read the story of Beren and Luthien in the Silmarillion.

Lantarion
01-07-2002, 08:07 PM
*Pontifex shakes his head at the silly prehistoric male envy going on between Cir and Elessar, and wonders where the rugged traveler got his haircut*
"I'm never going to Cirgon's Salon again," he mutters.
*He notices that Kementari and Cir are blinking stupidly, and mutters under his breath, "Nibble. Goblet. Oddrock. Twang." The two awake suddenly, and begin to recite French poetry.*

Morwen
01-07-2002, 10:59 PM
Morwen stumbles out of sleep and lazily says..." I'm not drunk". She looks around uneasily and spies Elessar next to the fire. "Oh, hello, Elessar. I was just taking a little nap. Thank you for everything; but I'd best be on my way." She drags herself to the door and shuffles out into the hall. "Oh, my, no more wine for me!" Once again in the main room she makes her way to the door and steps outside into the cold, refreshing air. She mounts her horse and goes for a quick gallop.

Dain Ironfoot
01-08-2002, 12:25 AM
Dain laughs a deep laugh, "SURE you arn't drunk, SURE......."

Ciryaher
01-08-2002, 12:39 AM
*Ciryaher is most willing to go into single combat with Elessar, but he would rather not bicker with a heathen peasant over who is really the better soldier*

Dain Ironfoot
01-08-2002, 12:41 AM
"Can't we all just get along???"

Dengen-Goroth
01-08-2002, 12:46 AM
Dengen orders a glass of red wine, and slowly surveys the rowdy inhabitants. A drunken lady walks out the doors,nearly stumbles into the ground and climbs on her horse. All a bnch of drunken rabble. Tme to join!:)

Kementari
01-08-2002, 12:55 AM
Dain your good friend Elessar is the one making it hard to get along...

Ponti umm Lol! tu est tres plein d'esprit... :p

Dain Ironfoot
01-08-2002, 01:13 AM
Dain starts singing drunkn' sing songs...

over hills and under rocks and to the pub you'll find me,
drinking, drinking, drinking is what I do. .........

¤-Elessar-¤
01-08-2002, 01:32 AM
*Elessar comes down the stares after Morwen leaves, he overhears ciryaher bragging of his fighting skills.

"Ha! word of mouth is no skill of Combat! Join the SCA someday, and I shall entertain your wishes!"

"Dain, I shall not endure their comments, and I do beleive that they shall ever close their abnormally large traps"

*Goes over and gets in Kementari's face
"haven't you learned yet that even a renegade Maia can be slain? I suggest you taunt me not, or I shall be forced to be rather nasty"
*Gives her a rough kiss on the side of her neck

Ciryaher
01-08-2002, 01:38 AM
*grabs Elessar by the lapels and throws him out the window, then proceeds to the door to finish this outside*

Dain Ironfoot
01-08-2002, 01:47 AM
*Dain throws a rather large double sided battle ax right in front if Cir...*

" I wouldn't do that!" taunted Dain.

Kementari
01-08-2002, 01:54 AM
*Breaks a chair over Dains head* So you claim to be a maia also....

Dain Ironfoot
01-08-2002, 01:57 AM
Dain shoots up like lightning, with Warhammer in hand and Clocks Kem in the temple. *smash, crackle, pop*

She lays on the ground knocked out.....

Kementari
01-08-2002, 02:04 AM
*regains conciousness; kicks Dain in the stomach; draws her knife and cuts off Dains beard* *happens after cirs post*

Ciryaher
01-08-2002, 02:05 AM
*turns around and destroys Dain's retinas with a blinding light from his hands*

Stay out of this, Naugrim.

*sees Kementari lying on the floor and rushes to her side*

*his eyes begin to glow fiercely, and he gently picks her up and sets her in a chair*

You gutless excuse for a dwarf!

*draws his hammer and crushes the skull of the blinded Dain, exploding the contents of his skull on the floor, then stalks out the doorway with his bloody hammer in hand*

Talierin
01-08-2002, 02:06 AM
*Tal leaps to Kem's aid, and turns Dain into an amoeba....*

Dain Ironfoot
01-08-2002, 02:07 AM
Dain undoes the harry potter magic that was placed on him..

*dain outraged Nails Kem to the wall with his dagger and with his smaller ax he cuts off one of her fingers*

"that is what you will get everytime you touch me from now on BI***"

*Dain puts sleeping spell on her to wich only a Grey Wizerd or King can wake her up from....*

He then contiues to kick the **** out of tal, he then cuts one of his fingers off... and walks outside...

Talierin
01-08-2002, 02:08 AM
Can't do that, Dain. You don't got no hands!

Dain Ironfoot
01-08-2002, 02:10 AM
read, dip...

Ciryaher
01-08-2002, 02:11 AM
*turns and sees the headless corpse walking around. Draws his axe and cleaves the body in half*

*considers going out the door for a moment in anger but goes and helps his Lady down from the wall and begins reciting healing Commands*

Dain Ironfoot
01-08-2002, 02:13 AM
*Ciryaher points out that Dain is now dead and cannot speak*

Talierin
01-08-2002, 02:13 AM
Ooops, hehehe...:D

¤-Elessar-¤
01-08-2002, 02:14 AM
*Elessar, for once having luck on his side, lands quite near his old horse, whom is affectionatly named Bill ;)

Ciryaher makes his way out of the crowded inn and is instantly confronted with bill's backside. Bill, always being a rather sensative horse, saw his master fly through the window, and assumed that this guy also meant his master harm.

Somone later came out and found Ciryaher, (after Elessar left) and was forced to conclude that the King had been hit, rather hard, by a horseshoe. :)

After Ciryaher ended up much like his lady, Elessar went in and fetched Dain, who was "jus' a wittle bit" drunk. He placed him on his horse and they began to ride home.

Dang it, they beat me to the post

Dain Ironfoot
01-08-2002, 02:15 AM
Dain, who was "jus' a wittle bit" drunk.
hehehehe.....

Kementari
01-08-2002, 02:22 AM
*throws her arms around Cir and sobs*

owww
o well.. Frodo lived and he only had nine fingers too

¤-Elessar-¤
01-08-2002, 02:27 AM
Looks through the window and spies Dain on the floor, who cant be dead 'cause he didnt consent to it. Dain gets up, everyone is scared (a drunken dead guy is pretty scarry, or at least they presumed he is dead), he pickes up body parts off the floor and reataches them. He joins Elessar on their ride home.

Dain Ironfoot
01-08-2002, 03:18 AM
Ciryaher must have his head up his ass because he edited my post and no one ever cut my head off.

*turns and sees the headless corpse walking around. Draws his axe and cleaves the body in half*

Stop editing my posts and read them you beaver!!!!!

Beorn
01-08-2002, 04:53 AM
Maybe he edited the post because you knocked Kem out?
Maybe he edited the post because you called her a *****...
Maybe he edited the post because you cut of one of Kem's fingers
Maybe he edited the post because in general, you are causing upset on the forum.
Maybe he edited the post because you insulted everyone
Maybe he edited the post because you cruscified Kem

Tal is a girl....And don't call her dip

And Elessar, I gave you warnings in the PM, about how you seemed to have trampled over the toes of everyone on the forum. I suggested you not do stuff like this. You will feel the consequences, I guarantee it.

Talierin
01-08-2002, 05:13 AM
*Tal has enough of Dain, who thought he could beat her up and cut off fingers, (which wasn't very successful, btw, because I had my shields up), turns into her dragon form, a great golden beast with scales the size of Dain's puny head. Smug the Golden rears up, knocking the roof off the place, and flames Dain over and over, until there isn't much left....*

Dain Ironfoot
01-08-2002, 12:13 PM
Dain already GONE is confused why a punny little dragon is flaming a scarcrow???

Dain Ironfoot
01-08-2002, 12:47 PM
Dain then turns into a Giant Black Dragon With nails the size of your draons arm. He towers over your dragon and says"Do not meddle with me small one, For I have not shown you the full wrath of a Maia..."

Ciryaher
01-08-2002, 04:02 PM
All right you little sack of refuse. You are a Dwarf. Not a Maia, and if you are so stupid as to think you can be both...well, I have news for you. You take your stoner arse out of this establishment (which was respectable before the likes of you and Elessar arrived) and don't come back, because the next post you make that offends me in any way will cause every post you have made in this thread to be deleted.

As for Elessar, I find it no surprise that you take up with such worthless garbage as the amoeba known as Dain.

*beckons Talierin over and they combine their powers to reconstruct Kementari's finger*

¤-Elessar-¤
01-08-2002, 05:07 PM
No, he is a Maia of (oh ****, whats his name, he made da dwarves). He just has a dwarven name and resides in a dwarven body (much the same as the Istari, but to the dwarves rather than the men.). And, what you see as worthless garbage I see as I priceless friend who is loyal and is very full of wisdom (no matter how hard it is to get out of him :)).

Talierin
01-08-2002, 05:25 PM
*They quickly heal Kem's finger through a combination of field surgery and magic, and then goes after Dain, calling Ancalagon the Black who is a very, very good friend of hers and the largest, meanest, badest-smelling dragon/Maia ever to come help her. Cir also comes along. She calls to Dain "Let's duel, right here right now! It's three moderators to a dwarf..."*

Kementari
01-08-2002, 06:05 PM
Thanks! **Waves her hand in the air and yells "Hey, Dain thought you could harm me, eh?"** :p

Tar-Ancalime
01-08-2002, 08:45 PM
*groans*

People these days....what happend to those days when we all just confronted each other in battle??

¤-Elessar-¤
01-08-2002, 08:50 PM
Who wants a respectable forum anyway? if it wasnt for me than RP8 wouldnt even had started yet, and when it did it would probably just be another mordor vs the world anyways, you guys have to admit YOU NEED ME! maw ha ha ha....(choking sound)

Tar-Ancalime
01-08-2002, 08:52 PM
Elessar you try my patience!:mad: :mad: :mad:

*takes deep breath*

another tea please, and add some whiskey with that, PLEASE

*sips on her tea*

Dain Ironfoot
01-08-2002, 08:54 PM
Oh, yeah this is fair 3v1..... Oh well *dain uses his Silver wizerd magic to throw nets at and run away..*

Tar-Ancalime
01-08-2002, 08:56 PM
*shakes head while sipping tea*
wow, this sure does the trick, oh dang it just stopped working

¤-Elessar-¤
01-08-2002, 09:01 PM
sneers at Tar

c'mon Dain, this place just started to stink, lets get out of here.

Tar-Ancalime
01-08-2002, 09:04 PM
well spooty-pooty on you too

*finishes tea and whispers something to her handmaidens*

oh did you know if you sneer your face might get stuck that way, but it would be an improvement:D :D

Dain Ironfoot
01-08-2002, 09:04 PM
right behind you.....

Tar-Ancalime
01-08-2002, 09:06 PM
*yawns*

mehercules!

*opens school books and studies for final in math*

Kementari
01-08-2002, 10:41 PM
Well, i was going to apologize for my behaviour, but after reading the rest of the posts in the forum i don't think i'll bother :p @ DAIN AND ELESSAR

Morwen
01-08-2002, 10:53 PM
Well, even though I'm a little late, I'll join the fray anyway. *Morwen, the NON-DRUNK (even if it apears so) lady, smacks Dain in the face and sends him off with a farewell kick. She then turns to Kementari and says... "I'm terribly sorry I wasn't here to help keep your finger on its hand; but you are well now, and that is good." Morwen walks over to the bar and orders an orange soda:D .

Aerin
01-09-2002, 12:17 AM
*Aerin, outraged by the crudeness and ill manners displayed by the patrons of the Silver Dragon, walks out the door and stand back. The sky begins to darken, and electricity sizzles in the distance. The people look up as raindrops begin to beat down on the ground. The rain falls harder and faster as the moments pass. Soon, there is water standing on the ground.
Some try to flee, but are confronted by walls of water washing down from the hills.
As the water continues to rise, the lightning storm moves closer.*

You may use Silver Wizard powers, but I, as the Blue Wizard, have power over water. Water is essential for life, but it can also kill.
Civility in the Silver Dragon is a must, or I shall send an electrical charge through the water.
There has been behaviour that is unacceptable, and rudeness that is uncalled for.

Desist from thou ways, or thou shalt pay the penalty!

*Aerin's eyes glow bright blue as she warns the sodden people*

If you think you can get rid of the water, that's fine. Just remember, you need some water in your bodies to stay alive, and I have the power over all water.

Dengen-Goroth
01-09-2002, 12:36 AM
Dengen finally stands from his seat and draws dagraharnol, which glints a fiery crimson in the inn.
"THAT'S IT YOU BLASTED FOOL! AULE WOULD NOT WASTE A TRIFLE OF ENERGY ON SUCH A CREATURE. YOUR BEHAVIOURS WOULD BE FROWNED UPON IN THE VOID ITSELD, WHICH IS TO GOOD A PLACE FOR YOU. I AM A MAIA! I KNOW THE POWERS OF A MAIA, AND YOU ABUSE THEM. NONE SHALL SLANDER TAR-ANCALIME WHILST I REMAIN HERE, AND THERE IS NO BLASTED WAY I WILL NO AID MY FRIEND CIRYAHER, AND KEMENTARI, WHO IS ALSO A MAIA, BUT IS TO KIND TO USE HER STRENGTHS, FOR IF SHE DID YOU WOULD NOT RETURN TO THIS LAND, EVEN AS A WHISPER OF WIND. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, LEAST MY BLADE SHUT IT FOR YOU. LEAVE THIS PLACE, AND DO NOT RETURN. I MAY BE SILENT NO LONGER. YOU BRING A STENCH TO THIS PLACE, WHICH IS NOT NEEDED, AND THE DARK LORD HAS NO MORE PATIENCE!"
Dengen seems to loom over all, a dark red fire burning in his grey eyes. He bounds to the door and opens it with ferosity.
"OUT ANY AND ALL WHO DARE DRAW HAND AGAINST MAIDEN, HATE AGAINST ANY, AND THE SPEACH WHICH NOT EVEN THE FOULEST OF ORCS IN THE DEEPEST HOLES WOULD USE!"

Eomer Dinmention
01-09-2002, 12:54 AM
The Silver Dragon is no place Kings to fight or duel

Or for dwarves to cut off peoples fingers

If you want to fight then i suggest you go into the thread for Tar and Reako so you can do your pitty fighting the Silver Dragon is for people to drink peacefully not a wwf fighting ring

Dengen-Goroth
01-09-2002, 12:59 AM
I want no duel, none of the Elder members want any duels! We want peace, to drink some wine, or orange soda, in peace. But then others bring foul words, no care for anything, and we have to respond. I will not sit quietly anymore, I have and it has come to no avail, just brought us lower and lower, this thread devolves. It was just for fun, and now they bring in curses, and attacks. All who will not stand or it, don't. Show them they are not welcome! if you want a war, go someplace where it is appropriate, not here!

Dain Ironfoot
01-09-2002, 01:29 AM
I apoligize for any rude actions caused on my part I am willing ti forgive and forget if al of you are. My apoligies to dengen, kem, tar or anyone else I have ofended...*dain sits back down and orders a red wine.*

Kementari
01-09-2002, 01:35 AM
I apoligize too, for the beard thing. I know thats a sensitive issue for dwarves...

Dain Ironfoot
01-09-2002, 01:46 AM
hehehehe, pretty funny.........

Galan`Black
01-09-2002, 04:46 AM
The man walks inside calmly by taking off his hood. Aerin is messing with the weather again. He takes a seat by himself and lies his staff on the table. He had a rough day. He didn't like traveling. He liked keeping to himself. He was though a Blue Wizard aside with Aerin who recruited him as one of the Blue.
He will tell everyone soon he is Galan Black the Blue Wizard of Aerin Guild of the Blue Wizards.

Ciryaher
01-09-2002, 04:15 PM
Oh bother...must you make rain? Ah well, I could make the storms go away, but I really need a drink.

*orders a Molotov cocktail*

This one's for Anc! Wherever he may be!

*lights the rag with a piercing ray of sunlight and tosses it at Dain*

¤-Elessar-¤
01-09-2002, 09:00 PM
Really, Aerin, I suggest you mind your own buisness. If it wasnt for Dain and I your little White council would have none but Rohan to protect it from those Veterans of the forum. I suggest that you make a decision about where your alliances lie, because ciryaher has claimed war on the White Council, which is war on YOU if i am not mistaken....

I would appoligise too, I am sorry for not shaving before messing with Kementari, but I still wonder how her own country claims alliance with that rather big looking dark lord over there.

If none of the eldar members want war than why do they wage it? I do not understand how you can say something and then turn around and say it meant nothing.

Really people, stop arguing with dain and I, especially after we leave, cause it brings us back and we must argue more, I wish no war with anyone and wish nothing bad on those who wish not the same with me. Those who press this needless war will trip, wether now, or later, you will fall.

Dain Ironfoot
01-09-2002, 10:36 PM
Dain ignorring the girlly throw that cir made, and says" yah what he said!! hmph!"

Morwen
01-09-2002, 10:45 PM
I apologize fully for any harm I may have caused.:) * Morwen picks up her violin and starts playing "a quiet music" in the corner.

Tar-Ancalime
01-09-2002, 11:13 PM
*wakes up after falling asleep by the math book*

Oh, my...that had a very strong affect

*looks at the broken chairs and dishes*

wow a very strong affect

Galan`Black
01-09-2002, 11:58 PM
"Are you saying that if it wasn't for Dain and you Lord Elessar, that without you the White Council would not defend itself from the army of Ciryaher?"

Tar-Ancalime
01-10-2002, 12:03 AM
hi Galan'black, do you really want to get into that...I need somehelp on the language of algebra for a math final tomorow you know anything about that

Galan`Black
01-10-2002, 12:09 AM
errr..I know..somewhat...some..math algebra...I guess I can help you...

¤-Elessar-¤
01-10-2002, 12:09 AM
No, I am saying that the white council (yes, the one that is opposed to all evil) has but three small allies. Arandor (formerly known as Edenwaith), moria, and Rohan. Rohan is sort of the White Council's "country", as one would say. Eormer (king of Rohan) is on the council and has built a home and headquarters for all of the wizards. Dain (Lord of Moria) and I (lord of Arandor) are the only ones who stand between Ciryaher and the southern part of the world. Mike B (king of gondor) was allied to us, but foresook us to help Ciryaher (king of arnor, mage of the Dark Legion). And, to top things off, Mordor and all of the east is allied to Ciryaher.

Tar-Ancalime
01-10-2002, 12:12 AM
yep thats it...I'm just getting tired of the arguing on the forum..it gives me a headache. Galan black mostly i just watch them talk and try not to get involved,
*turns to page*
so what is a communitive property???

¤-Elessar-¤
01-10-2002, 12:43 AM
Yes, Tar, even I grow tired of this constand bickering, for it plagues my thoughts throughout the day...oh, and isnt that the property that has to do with grouping and stuff? Sorry, its been a year since algebra.

Talierin
01-10-2002, 12:59 AM
Actually, Moria is with Cir. Telchar is the only lord of Moria, and he's with Cir.....

¤-Elessar-¤
01-10-2002, 01:10 AM
YES, WE HAVE DISCUSSED THAT TOPIC. I was just referring to my earlier posts. Until late i knew nothing of Telchar owning any lands, for I have heard naught of them in my time here. If you would bother to read my new thread we could avoid confruntations such as this.

Talierin
01-10-2002, 01:13 AM
okay, okay, calm down, breathe deep, seek peace...

Just making sure people knew that.

Tar-Ancalime
01-10-2002, 01:41 AM
Peace Elessar???

¤-Elessar-¤
01-10-2002, 01:47 AM
Yes, peace.

But this is the last time I hand you the olive branch. The past times I have found wood in my teeth and olive oil on my face...

Tar-Ancalime
01-10-2002, 01:50 AM
so what if i'm italian!LOL

Beorn
01-10-2002, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by ¤-Elessar-¤
Yes, peace.

But this is the last time I hand you the olive branch. The past times I have found wood in my teeth and olive oil on my face...

You hand US an olive branch? Tal is the one who said "calm down, seek peace"

You have seem to made a lot of this trouble, especially in the past two days...Everyone on the forum has the right to be mad at you.

Tar-Ancalime
01-10-2002, 01:57 AM
In part you are correct about that...and we do have a small reason...the infamous 3 day rebellion.

Ciryaher
01-10-2002, 04:17 PM
*looks disdainfully at all olive branches present*

Peace shall not come for Elessar until he is dead and his rabble are crushed into the ground.

¤-Elessar-¤
01-10-2002, 04:30 PM
I hate it when everyone talks to me at the same time, but here I go...

Tar- ARG, READ MY LITTLE THREAD TO CLEAR THINGS UP, I APOLIGISED FOR THE DARN REBELLION! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGG

Mike- Shut your face, Tar asked for peace, and she has got in my face soon after every time I stop bickering. And, what have I done to you, I pray you tell me! Those who mock me get a dose of my anger! You all should know this by now!

If you claim to have no problem with me than leave me the hell alone, Dont insult or mock if you dont want a resoponse, and dont tell me what to do, I cursed only because Reoko cursed in the house of Wizards (claiming to be an emmisary of Mordor when dengen knew naught of her existance). Bleeping counts not in my book, as you still know the intent. Im sick of you people claiming I did stuff and not bothering to acnowledge what provoked me to do it! If you have questions I suggest you read my post in the RP profile and in teh thread on this forum "to clear things up"

*sobs
"why the hell isnt there any common sense in the forum?"

¤-Elessar-¤
01-10-2002, 05:08 PM
Slay me if you wish, or if you can catch me, BUT LEAVE MY POEPLE AND THEIR CITIES ALONE, THEY HAVE DONE NOTHING SAVE TRY TO PROSPER IN A DYING WORLD.

Ciryaher
01-10-2002, 11:40 PM
No no, I shall not leave anything alone. You can flee off into the Blue if you wish, but do not expect to find anything that you have created if you should decide to return. Farewell to thee! It grieves me to see thee leave, perhaps since I shall not have the opportunity to slay thee. Time will tell, though.

*leans back and closes his eyes in thought, then heaves a sigh then stands*

I would bow to you in your departure, if you were an honorable foe whom was departing, but you shall get what you deserve.

*proffers an envelope to Elessar (though he isn't sure if Elessar is still in the Inn...)*

¤-Elessar-¤
01-11-2002, 01:39 AM
Ciryaher drops the letter to the floor, as the air recepts it. It slides under the counter of the bar. There is a grim scilence in the Silver Dragon, for Ciryaher has sentenced thousands of innocents to death and starvation. Those cities were places of refuge for poor and wealthy alike.

Ciryaher
01-11-2002, 02:32 AM
*shrugs*

You could simply surrender yourself to me and save Arandor from much pain. It's up to you.

¤-Elessar-¤
01-11-2002, 03:39 PM
I trust Mike B as soverign of Edenwaith. He is wise, and not as quick to jump as you and I are.

Ciryaher
01-11-2002, 03:41 PM
Perhaps you do show some wisdom in not giving Arandor to Rohan...

*turns to his drink and a bowl of stew*

¤-Elessar-¤
01-11-2002, 04:39 PM
Perhaps I care of my friends. Perhaps I knew that you wanted to gain land that bordered Rohan and Gondor. Perhaps I didnt want you to have it, and If I gave it to rohan then you would had had it, by war, which is what I am trying to spare my former people of. Gondor, which is probably what you want most anyway, has too much power for you to assail, which is why I gave it WILLINGLY to mike. You have won naught yet.

Beorn
01-11-2002, 10:46 PM
Ciryaher would have a lot of GUTS to want Gondor...

We're friends, and, I allowed him to be King of Arnor....

¤-Elessar-¤
01-11-2002, 11:53 PM
I shall say only that it takes hindsight to aquire foresight. I would suggest you take a lick at getting both.

Dengen-Goroth
01-12-2002, 12:18 AM
*Dengen takes of his helm and rubbes his temples, in utter frustraion*
"Get me a glass of water" he says, and is quickly given it. He stands and exits the great hall to enter his own room, desiring a good night's rest before entering the fray again.

¤-Elessar-¤
01-12-2002, 01:25 AM
*Elessar stands and exits the Dragon, he waves goodby to friends and foes alike, for he fears they shall not see them for a while.

Lantarion
01-12-2002, 06:02 PM
*Pontifex drains his fourteenth..no, sixteenth Gargleblaster, and wobblingly declares that he "shall be known henceforth as the torquoize pebble of Sandracket*

Tar-Ancalime
01-12-2002, 06:44 PM
*coughs*

I tell you always fighting about this and that,how reptetive!

Mithrandir
01-13-2002, 08:33 PM
Mithrandir appears in the Inn and posts a sighn on the wall, then disapears.
The sigh reads,
"Attention!!!!! All are invited to a magnificent feast, hosted by the White Council celebrating the end of the War. Please go to the thread entitled the war is Finallly Over, and start the merrymaking. Your friend,
~Mithers"

syongstar
01-13-2002, 10:17 PM
It's cold being alone,sometimes hard to go on,so I focus on my music,than I look around of all you that I've found and KNOW we will make it!
The earth is a mess,we are put to the test,of healing dear Gaia or lose it.Don't be alarmed for in each others arms I know we are going to make it!


"I get by with a little help from my friends" Beatles

Lantarion
01-14-2002, 05:09 PM
*Pontifex grins stupidly at the large pinned-up notice, and gurgles: "Yay, hooray for the <hick> enduvthewarrr...." He then topples over again, and mutters something about ginger eggplants..*

¤-Elessar-¤
01-15-2002, 11:52 PM
*caughing sound

I put the first (actually closer to last :p ) part of my journy in the thread, but I'd bet that I went through all of the trouble to write it out and no one cares, :( , oh well.....

Ciryaher
01-16-2002, 02:36 AM
*the sound of hooves and clinking mail draw nearer outside the Dragon. Ciryaher slowly swings the door open, and steps in wearing full battle dress*

I am here, Elessar.

*slowly walks further into the Common Room and stands, eyes and hands glowing softly*

¤-Elessar-¤
01-16-2002, 02:38 AM
Elessar stands, with a glass of water in his hand, he extends a hand in welcome :)

Mithrandir
01-16-2002, 02:44 AM
Mithrandir appears, hiding himself in a dark corner. He watches these two powers very carefully, intervention may be needed if things get out of hand.

Ciryaher
01-16-2002, 02:49 AM
*although Ciryaher's face is covered in the shadows of his helm, all can perceive his eyes becoming stern, and glowing more brightly*

I demand that you apologize for every single dereogatory statement, remark, or comment that you have made not only to my Lady Kementari, but also for Tar-Ancalime and Reoko. Insulting me is one thing, but insulting Ladies is another. I will only take your hand if you apologize.

*his right hand rests on the hilt of his scimitar while the left twitches slightly*

¤-Elessar-¤
01-16-2002, 02:54 AM
I apoligise for any and all derogatory comments to Tar and Kem. But to Reoko I see no need to apoligise, as I feel justified in my actions tward her, and you will have to disuade me of that fact if you want an apoligy for her.

Ciryaher
01-16-2002, 03:02 AM
I will accept that apology.

*takes his hand off of the hilt and removes his helm, and hooks it on to his belt. He then takes the hand of Elessar and grasps it firmly in his right hand, setting his other hand on Elessar's shoulder and squeezing firmly*

I now ask you for forgiveness, for my...stubborness. I also extend my friendship, and ask that our past differences be forever put aside.

Eomer Dinmention
01-16-2002, 08:13 AM
*Eomer appears out of the corner next to Mith, he then sees the two great men shaking hands. He starts to cry....lol:D

Kit Baggins
01-16-2002, 01:39 PM
I'm so pleased this is all over :D !

.:starts to cry too :p :.

Now maybe life can get back to normal at last...

~Kit :D

Kementari
01-16-2002, 02:05 PM
*almost starts to cry herself*

Cir I'm so proud of you. It was good of you to forgive that meanie.

Kit Baggins
01-16-2002, 02:10 PM
Don't call my friend Elessar a meanie :p !

~Kit :p

¤-Elessar-¤
01-16-2002, 05:30 PM
After shaking Ciryaher's hand he walks over to Kementari.
He pulls a green gem and a small sheet of mithril from his pocket. He clasps them in one of his hands and a strange light grows from them, he opens his hand to reveal that the stone is now set in a small filet of mithril. He raises it to the necklace he gave Kementari for Yule, and clasps it and the front of his necklace in his hands, the light is once again alive. He removes his hands to show the jewel set into the necklace.

"I am sorry, Kementari, but really, we are missing all of the food in Rohan." :D
He jumps out of the window and onto bill. He rides off into the sunrise of the morning of the Day of Peace.

Kementari
01-16-2002, 09:08 PM
Thank you Elessar. *kinda reluctant* FINE..
I guess I'll forgive you too...

Tar-Ancalime
01-16-2002, 11:20 PM
*claps*

finally the warring are peacful

*munches on a peach*

Ciryaher
01-17-2002, 01:14 AM
*nods and takes Kementari's hand*

Lets get back to the feast! *smiles*

*they vanish with a flash and travel to Mith's banquet at the speed of light*

Tar-Ancalime
01-17-2002, 01:16 AM
*folows slowly behindd*

these are yommy peaches,gotta get some more

¤-Elessar-¤
02-05-2002, 08:30 PM
*Elessar walks into the Silver Dragon, he and two of his friends clean up the month old puke from the counters and floor, they shine the great mithril dragon, and proceed to try and fix some of the broken chairs. They put a sign on the front door:
NoW OpEn

Morwen
02-05-2002, 08:34 PM
*Morwen saunters in..."It's good to be back! Hello, Elessar. I'm glad you took it upon yourself to clean this place!"*

Valar
02-05-2002, 09:02 PM
*Ambles in*
" MMM homely"
*Goes and sits by the fire.*
" Can i offer anyone a drink?"

Morwen
02-05-2002, 09:05 PM
"I'll take you up on that offer!" shouts Morwen.

Dain Ironfoot
02-05-2002, 09:56 PM
Hey I will be the new bartender, who better then me???:D :D :D

Beorn
02-05-2002, 10:05 PM
*sigh*

Well, it appears that the Silver Dragon will reopen...

My only question is will Dain be able to see over the bar?

Valar
02-05-2002, 10:11 PM
LOL thats good.

Bartendeer a pint of ale please ( it comes in pints!)

So who will be the stunningly goodlooking waitress to complement are short bartender?

Ori Bloodbow
02-05-2002, 11:06 PM
Nain and Ori walk into the bar and Ori says "I'll take a pint please" (you know saving iron hills isn't all that easy)

Ecthelion
02-05-2002, 11:10 PM
They come in pints?!
I'm getting one!

Dengen-Goroth
02-05-2002, 11:37 PM
Dengen enters and looks about.
"Some things never change."

¤-Elessar-¤
02-06-2002, 12:20 AM
Yay!
Dain can be the new bartender, he know more about beer than anyone alive, and I'm sure we can get him a box or sommin of the sort.
*grabs a Bud
Ahh, I havent had 1 of these in a while.
*Elessar claps dengen on the back
"I found this way down on the second page, and it has some of my best arguments, and the time I kissed Kementari, and the carrolers (throws a brick at Tar, wherever she is) and..um... oh, there was the bar fight with Ciryaher...good times; I couldnt just let it all go to hell and rot!
*downs the rest of the can, and tosses it aside.

Ori Bloodbow
02-06-2002, 01:27 AM
OOC:I don't think there was a such thing as a "Bud" back then lol

¤-Elessar-¤
02-06-2002, 01:40 AM
hey, the Silver Dragon isn't a character only place, it is just a place to come and chat! Yay.

Talierin
02-06-2002, 03:05 AM
*The Silver Dragon is back! The Silver Dragon is back! Tal yells as she bounces up and down on the new trampoline outside. Hurray!*

Ciryaher
02-06-2002, 03:53 PM
*enters wearing his usual over-decorative robes*

Ale...ALE! Give me ale, master Bartender!

*sits at the bar*

Kementari
02-06-2002, 04:15 PM
*enters wearing a dark blue gown and a small silver crown on her head*
The Dragons Back!!!! :)

*goes over and sits by Cir*

grape soda, please :D

Aerin
02-07-2002, 01:53 AM
I'll have a chilled sparkling apple cider, please! ;)

So... what's new in the Dragon?

Elbereth
02-07-2002, 02:33 AM
Just then, Elbereth enters the front door of the Silver dragon and all eyes turn to her stunning beauty. The room is silent as she weaves her way through the crowd toward the bar. As she approaches the edge of the bar, Elbereth locks her enchanting gaze upon the barkeep, Dain Ironfoot, causing him spill the chilled apple cider that he had begun pouring for Aerin.

"So barkeep, I heard that you needed a waitress and thought I could be of service."

A hush falls on the crowd and all eyes turn to Dain to find out his response.

Eomer Dinmention
02-07-2002, 09:12 AM
*Eomer walks in looking stuffed, "I need Pe..Ki..ng..Du..cK, I haven't had it for two days Rohan is out of Ducks and are waiting for Hong Sun in China Town to deliver some more,"
*Eomer falls out on the ground face first, He lifts his head up "Hey Dain give me a Cappicuno strong with alot of sugar"Eomer then falls back down

Dain Ironfoot
02-07-2002, 12:36 PM
Dain walks over to Eomer with his Cappicuno, after he hands it to Eomer he replys " AY' we need a new waitress, sure ya got the job!!"

Ciryaher
02-07-2002, 04:10 PM
*Ciryaher looks sidelong at Dain as he spills Aerin's cider and begins snickering*

Valar
02-07-2002, 07:11 PM
Sitting in the corner smoking his pipe........Ahhhhh peace at last.........Oooooh pretty barmaid, *cough* so do u come here often(j/k)!:D

Dain Ironfoot
02-07-2002, 08:37 PM
Dain sees cir laughing and is gald he spit in cir's drink!!!

Elbereth
02-07-2002, 10:40 PM
*Turning to Valar Elbereth gives him a suspicious look*

Thank you barkeep...I'll start by cleaning up that mess..

*Elbereth runs her hand over the spilled cider and the mess instantly disapears*

Ori Bloodbow
02-07-2002, 11:00 PM
Ori starts to get a little bit too drunk and walks out of the bar waving from side to side.......

Morwen
02-07-2002, 11:18 PM
*Morwen looks around for a moment, then takes a seat at her favorite table in the corner. She curiously watches Ciryaher and Valar, then shakes her head and mutters "men!". She yawns and stretches her aching limbs. In a matter of minutes she's asleep with her head resting lightly on the table.*

Nimawae's hope
02-07-2002, 11:48 PM
Nimawae walks silently into the Silver Dragon, no one notices her as she sits in the dakest corner. However, she was able to get Dain's attention. As Dain approached, he noticed that she looked extremely tired. "Yes, what can I get you," he says. "I would like a warm cider please, and do you sell food here?" she responded in a weary voice.

Dain Ironfoot
02-08-2002, 12:08 AM
"for a pretty lady like you, sure what ill' it be?" dain responds

Tar-Ancalime
02-08-2002, 12:12 AM
TAr comes in,"hot chocoolate."

Dain Ironfoot
02-08-2002, 12:30 AM
Fluff or no??

Tar-Ancalime
02-08-2002, 12:34 AM
fluff thankyou.

Dain Ironfoot
02-08-2002, 12:53 AM
Oh, here it is fluff and all!!

Tar-Ancalime
02-08-2002, 02:16 AM
thankyou
*tar drinks this with much joy and begins reading edgar allan poe's tell tale heart story

Ciryaher
02-08-2002, 02:25 AM
*looks into his ale and sees the spittle in question*

Dain, you disgusting fiend!

*throws the mug at Dain in disgust and scowls at him*

Tar-Ancalime
02-08-2002, 02:26 AM
*tar shreiks at the poe story*

Aerin
02-08-2002, 04:43 AM
*Aerin uses magic to create something that sounds like a beating heart under Tar's feet....:D*

*grumbles* Spill my drink....*grumbles* ;)

Ecthelion
02-08-2002, 05:13 AM
Nain comes out of the corner..........
Give me.............a..............
nother........one bartender.........
Bartender replies"I think you have had
enough sir."
"I'll............tell you when I have had enough!"
Says Nain
"Ok ,sir, Ok," repliesthe bartender handing Nain
another beer.
"Hi Dad.....hic.......what's up...........?"

Dain Ironfoot
02-08-2002, 12:22 PM
Mabey you had too much...

Nimawae's hope
02-08-2002, 04:31 PM
"Somebody get me a warm cider!!! Its freezing outside, and I've been out there for a week now!" Nimawae yelled. "Geez, you can't get service around here."
"Dain do you make a habit of spitting in your custormer's drinks!?!" She then leans her weary head against the wall, and begins to doze. All passersby think she has had too much to drink, but the problem was nobody bothered to give her anything to begin with!

Valar
02-08-2002, 09:23 PM
Nimawae, i'll get that drink, you look tierd, whats up?

Glory
02-08-2002, 09:47 PM
*glory walks in she is wearin a cloak and a sword sits down near the fire*

Talierin
02-08-2002, 09:55 PM
OOC: Glory, can you please not use the small font unless you absolutely have to, like to whisper or something? It makes it really hard to read what you're saying. Colors are fine. Thanks!


*Tal comes in from bouncing on the trampoline. "Round of Chocolate Milk for the house!" she shouts.*

Nimawae's hope
02-08-2002, 09:59 PM
*Nimawae looks up, and gives Valar a tired smile.*
"I thank you for your concern, friend. I have just completed a long and arduous task for a friend."
"Who is this friend," Valar asked.
Sadly Nimawae looked down into her mug. "He has left this earth and gone into glory. I made him a promise before he died, and now I have fulfilled it." She sighed heavily, but looked back at Valar with a smile."Please join me, and perhaps we can speak of things of a more pleasant nature. And while you're at it, maybe you should take Nain's drink away. He will become violent if he has much more."

Pollando
02-08-2002, 10:00 PM
Pollano laughing at the stuped bartender, sits in the corner...

Glory
02-08-2002, 10:07 PM
*looks to Talierin when she shouts R"ound of Chocolate Milk for the house!" * well if its free then I want some...

Valar
02-08-2002, 10:08 PM
*Looks deep into her eyes and smiles, then walks to the bar and silently pass Nains drink to Dain *" I think we should let him sober up"* Then collects to warm ciders and walks back over to Nimawae.*
"My friend you are troubled. Be thankful that you have completed the task and put it behind you"
*Looks over at Nain ranting about his lost drink and shakes his head*

Tar-Ancalime
02-08-2002, 10:09 PM
*Tar recovered from the spilling drink and that damn dain's trick simply electrocuted dain*

That should teach you,Dain the drunken fool!

Glory
02-08-2002, 10:12 PM
*wonders were are all of her old friends who were retired*

Nimawae's hope
02-08-2002, 10:34 PM
*Nimawae looks earnestly back at Valar, and the weariness seemed to melt away.*
"I thank you for your kind words and friendship, for it has been long since I have had either. Indeed, I think that I shall do my best to put it behind me for now. However, I know that it will not stay there." She sighed deeply, then said, "What happy news might you have?"
Before Valar could respond, Nain sends up an extra noisy howl. "Would someone please tape his mouth shut," Nimawae mutters in an exasperated tone.

Tar-Ancalime
02-08-2002, 10:34 PM
I dont' know where they are glory???

Morwen
02-08-2002, 10:35 PM
"Time to have some fun!" Morwen says to herself. With her I-don't-really-have-any magic she conjures again her famous troll. "Go have some fun, dear. Maybe Mike will play spin the bottle with you again! But leave poor Nimawae alone, she and I have much in common" says Morwen, reflecting on memories that brought a deep pain. "Perhaps Dain would entertain you well."

Dain Ironfoot
02-08-2002, 10:36 PM
Dain gets out the duct tape and tapes his son's mouth shut!!

Tar-Ancalime
02-08-2002, 10:38 PM
Morwen,never ever read poe before you have to go to bed

Glory
02-08-2002, 10:40 PM
*looks at Tar-Ancalime+ well It is what i would like to know Lucky saya he is on mordor but I don't believe him.....*sighs*

Nimawae's hope
02-08-2002, 10:40 PM
"Oh, THANK YOU,Dain!!! Perhaps now my throbbing head can rest. May I have another warm cider?"
*Turns back to Valar to hear what he has to say.*

Tar-Ancalime
02-08-2002, 10:41 PM
huh? whadya mean glory???

Dain Ironfoot
02-08-2002, 10:41 PM
Warm cider common up!!

Tar-Ancalime
02-08-2002, 10:43 PM
never trust that dwarf last time he spit in my hot coacoo!

Nimawae's hope
02-08-2002, 10:43 PM
*Having plenty of cider in her system, Nimawae's head begins to droop a bit.*
"I need a place to lay my head down, I can barely keep mt eyes open."

Tar-Ancalime
02-08-2002, 10:46 PM
*opens poe book again reading the pit and pendulum*

Nimawae's hope
02-08-2002, 10:49 PM
*Nimawae lays her head on the table.*
"I'm so sorry Valar. Please continue with what you were saying. I just want to rest my aching head."

Glory
02-08-2002, 10:49 PM
*looks at Tar-Ancalime* well we all slip out in differnts places I am in here and I don't know were are they we should meet on Gondor in a week....

Dain Ironfoot
02-08-2002, 10:49 PM
I never spit in your coco!!!!

Tar-Ancalime
02-08-2002, 10:50 PM
whadya do to it then???
I still have no idea what you are talking about gloria

Valar
02-08-2002, 10:52 PM
*After whatching the commotion behind him he turns back to Nimawae, but he sees her head on the table asleep.* Picking her up he takes her up to one of the rooms above and puts her into a bed.*
"Goodnight my friend and have pleasant dreams, forget your trouble for now, let me think for you."
*He walks outside the rooms and sits in the chair outside.*

Pollando
02-08-2002, 10:52 PM
I would like a "3 wise men" please

Glory
02-08-2002, 10:53 PM
*looks at Tar-Ancalime* no I guess you don't nvermind what are you reading?

Tar-Ancalime
02-08-2002, 10:53 PM
I'm reading the Pit and the pendulum,freaky story

Dain Ironfoot
02-08-2002, 10:54 PM
Dain goes to the room upstairs and wishes the fair maiden a dreamfilled night. *dain kisses her on the forhead*

Glory
02-08-2002, 10:58 PM
*looks at Tar-Ancalime*but if you still wants a explanation I will tell you the short version... I was travelling to find out where I born and to search relative so I was travelling with some persons but then everybody has to do their own bussines so we got differents ways so we agreeed to meet at Gondor

Glory
02-08-2002, 11:05 PM
*looks at Tar-Ancalime*that's remind me that I have to go I can't stay here longer.... it was a pleasure to talk to you...*bows and walks outside taking her coat and her sword*

Glory
02-09-2002, 12:24 AM
*walk back*

LOTRF
02-09-2002, 03:12 AM
*LOTRF walk in* AWWW it is so good to be back here. Dain I would like a ICEE please :). Hello every one.

Glory
02-09-2002, 05:10 AM
*looks at LOTRF * hello, where do you come from foraster?

Pollando
02-09-2002, 02:38 PM
Poll watches and askes for a bottle of the house wine..

Dain Ironfoot
02-09-2002, 02:44 PM
*dain is no to be seen anywere*

Ecthelion
02-09-2002, 06:27 PM
Nain rips off the ducktap off his mouth and runs to the
bathroom everyone can here Nain blowing chunks......
Nain comes out with a smile on his face and says
"Much better".........
Nain then walks over to the coke machine and
buys a coke instead of a beer

LOTRF
02-10-2002, 12:14 AM
Oh I can in from out side. :D

Elbereth
02-10-2002, 12:27 AM
Out of the back room Elbereth comes speeding in with a tray of full of Chocolate Milks.

"Sorry it took me so long. We ran out of Milk, so I had to go out back and milk the cow in the shed...I hope everyone still wants their Chocolate milks. Oh...and Talierin here's your bill"

Hands Talerin a bill for three dozen chocolate milks....

Ciryaher
02-10-2002, 02:17 AM
I thought dwarves could hold their hooch, Nain? *grins*

*walks to a stereo and pops in his Alan Parsons Project CD, and plays the song Mammagamma*

¤-Elessar-¤
02-10-2002, 02:44 AM
Ok, what I just posted was a bit mean, but I was a bit angry. Okay, I would really like someones personal oppinion on this, do you think I write better angry or mellow?

Tar-Ancalime
02-10-2002, 08:11 AM
elessar at times you confuse me:rolleyes: .

Anyway,While tar is sipping her newly orderd cosmopalitin martini she eyes a strange weather beaten guest enter into the tavern, he says with much urgency,"Elessar, strange sightings in himling,your explanation from your prespective would be necessary."

Eomer Dinmention
02-10-2002, 09:50 AM
Eomer still on the ground gets up. And sits in the corner polishing his sword

Tar-Ancalime
02-10-2002, 05:10 PM
Tar having another one of those cosmopolatins begins singing "Unforgetable."

¤-Elessar-¤
02-10-2002, 05:18 PM
Looks to the man that has entered, and asks him to sit down and explain himself.

Tar-Ancalime
02-10-2002, 05:25 PM
While Tar goes on with the second verse, the man explains.
"Milord, I was just getting on me way home when I was appproached by some large huntin' dogs.You follow? Good. Then I left the huntin dogs to go on me way home and a man with a strange accent came and told me to follow those huntin dogs,follow? good. When i folowed the dogs I found a body near that one rasberry bramble on the edge of town,Follow.After I confirmed it had some life left, I took it home. When me wife cleaned the mans wounds we found they were unnatural for thes parts. Me and me wife want you to invesitgate these man's wounds for healing and a wise explanation,Follow?" the worn out man said.

¤-Elessar-¤
02-10-2002, 05:38 PM
I am no healer, you would find better in Rivendell and Lothlorien. But if you insist I shall take a look at the man.

Tar-Ancalime
02-10-2002, 05:41 PM
"mi'lord,I dont understand wasn't your great grand(err something like that) father a healer. Wouldn't you have that? But please take a lil' look at it, mi'lord, just to explain the wound." He said while drinking a pint

Glory
02-10-2002, 07:49 PM
*looks at LOTRF* Outside well what bring you here?

Ecthelion
02-10-2002, 07:52 PM
Nain can't take that terrible music anymore........
Nain walks over to the stero takes out Alan Parson......
Then Nain puts the cd on the ground and hits it
really hard with his sword and breaks the cd.........
"Sorry about that I'll buy you a new onw later."
Then Nain puts in his Weezer cd............
"Now that's more like it."
\/\/EEZER RULES!!!!!!!!

Glory
02-10-2002, 08:14 PM
*looks at all the broken Cd * well....I think it is no longer useful...

¤-Elessar-¤
02-10-2002, 11:08 PM
Elessar grabs his ears in Pain "WWEEEEEZZZEEERRR!"
He runs to the CD player, and takes out the cd. He runs outside, where there is a mysterious collection, a can of gass,a pair of gloves, a match, and a simi-auto 12 gauge. Elessar dips the gloves into a stream nearby, he then pours gass all over the weezer cd, he uses the match to light it, and holds it by the tip of his wet glove. In a flash he tosses it into the air, yells PULL, pulls off the gloves, pickes up the shotgun, and explodes the CD into 12000 peices.
(lol- I really did this to a blink CD last week! It was freakin awesome.)

Ciryaher
02-10-2002, 11:12 PM
*grabs Nain by the beard and throws him out the window*

Now where were we?

*puts in another Alan Parsons CD and solders the stereo shut and rivets it to the floor, then puts a shield around it*

Glory
02-10-2002, 11:24 PM
for good sake!!! *rolls eyes* If you two are going to fight for Cd's or music I am beging to be forced to make something really disgusting for me

Aerin
02-10-2002, 11:50 PM
*Aerin, with an evil grin on her face, uses her magic to play Britney Spears's new song really loudly. When people start screaming and threatening her with her life, she quickly stops it. :D*

Elbereth
02-10-2002, 11:58 PM
"OK...THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE BICKERING ABOUT THE MUSIC! THIS MADNESS HAS GOT TO STOP!!!"

Elbereth runs out of the Silver Dragon and then ten minutes later returns with a Rastafarian Ent from the Isle Himling, named Hempdread, the finest DJ this side of Middle Earth. Behind him two young Hobbits from the South Downs are carrying in his equipment.

"Aya mon! We'll get this place jammin, don worry, Hempdread will take care of everything." Hempdread anounced to the crowd. And then began spinning some fresh new beats.

¤-Elessar-¤
02-11-2002, 12:56 AM
cool! I didn't know that there were ents on Himling...i'll have to use that to my advantige...

Anira the Elf
02-11-2002, 01:31 AM
oh oh!!! play my favorite song. it's BLINK 182 rock show.

* laughes as she remembers what Elessar did to his CD

" ha ha ha. blast it loud my friend" as she sees the look of horror on elessar's face :D :D :D ;)

Dengen-Goroth
02-11-2002, 01:40 AM
Dengen looks around in dismay. He walks towards the fire and picks up a guitar.
"Time to play some live stuff."

Elbereth
02-11-2002, 01:47 AM
Hempdread begins to mix in Blink 182 and then when he notices Dengen pick up his guitar, He remixes the tune to harmonize, with Dengen's sweet guitar riffs.

"Gotta keep it mellow in here, mon!"

Elbereth, places an ent draught brandy next to Hempdread and then crosses the room to take an order.

Ecthelion
02-11-2002, 02:10 AM
Nain comes back in very angery he pulls out his
sword and and stops it right in front of Ciryaher
neck.Nain says "If you touch my beard again my
sword will not stop next time. If you buy me
a drink then I'll say we are even."

Ciryaher
02-11-2002, 03:18 AM
*Ciryaher grabs Nain's beard again and pulls his face to his grins*

I dare you.

Ecthelion
02-11-2002, 03:21 AM
OOC:Your lucky I'm not allowed to kill you
IC:Nain gets out of his grip and cuts his neck.
"You don't wanna just buy me a drink?"

Elbereth
02-11-2002, 03:32 AM
"Oh my poor virgin eyes!!!"...Elbereth says as she turns away from Nain and Ciryahar's violent scene.

Picking up a shot of tequila from the tray that she was carrying to a customer, Elbereth throws it back with a flick of her wrist...and then follows it by sucking on a lemon.

"Yeooowww!!! That hit the spot!"

Ciryaher
02-11-2002, 03:45 AM
*grins at Nain, leaning towards him*

No.

*puts his finger on the line of red on his neck and wipes it on the blade of his axe*

7doubles
02-11-2002, 03:51 AM
the green dragon is the only dragon for this man.....!
;)

Dain Ironfoot
02-11-2002, 12:29 PM
*dain Laughs* "Hey cut of his finger and you'll really be like me!! jkjk

OCC: sorry bout that kem.....

Nimawae's hope
02-11-2002, 04:13 PM
*Nimawae awakens startled, and sees that she somehow ended up in bed. She yawns, then walks towards the door.*
"How in the world did I end up in here?" she muttered as her hand reached for the knob. When she opened the door she saw Valar sitting in a chair dozing. However, as soon as she had stepped out of the room, he awoke. He smiled at her and said,"Are you rested now?"
"Did you carry me up here?" she asked. At his nod, she went red. "I'm sorry I fell asleep like that, I don't know what came over me. And thank you for being so kind." She smiled, still embarassed that she had fallen asleep while he had been talking.

¤-Elessar-¤
02-11-2002, 05:42 PM
Hey, Nain, u wanna see something really cool? Kiss Kementari, right in front of Ciryaher! That does the trick.
(off to the side)
Someone make sure that there isn't anything sharp under that window!

Morwen
02-11-2002, 07:03 PM
*Morwen awakens, disturbed by Elessar's words, and orders a cup of chilled wine. "Elessar, that was very unwise. I suggest you take your words back before you are engulfed in Ciryaher's flames" she spoke, very upset. She slowly sips her wine and watches him out of the corner of her eye, ready for a brawl.

Glory
02-11-2002, 07:11 PM
all right an sick of people here fighting *mutter some words on other language and Nain's beard appears on her hand* here you got now calm down and about the music if somebody want to hear their music please use headsets to not bother others.....*continues drinking*

¤-Elessar-¤
02-11-2002, 08:11 PM
Aw, c'mon! I wanna see someone fly through the window! :p

Glory
02-11-2002, 08:25 PM
*looks to ¤-Elessar-¤* well if you want some action let's fight *smiles* some friendly duel just to practice

Ciryaher
02-11-2002, 09:42 PM
*grabs the spot on Elessar's tunic that has Cir's handprint already worn on to it and throws him out the window*

Now for you, master dwarf!

*dusts off Nain's chest, picks him up with a grunt and flings him out of another window*

Don't worry, Bartender! My uncle owns a glass shop. He'll fix you up at a discount!

*wipes his hands and then returns to his seat beside Kem*

Tar-Ancalime
02-11-2002, 09:55 PM
*Tar comes in*
Wow,something realyy went on here.

Nimawae's hope
02-11-2002, 10:36 PM
*Nimawae finally breaks the silence, and says to Valar.*
"Perhaps we should go back downstairs, and join the others. It sounds as though their is quite a ruckus going on."
*Valar continued to smile, and she turned away as her face went red.*

Morwen
02-11-2002, 10:55 PM
*shrugs. "I told him" she says, innocently. She takes another sip of her wine and rises, heading for the door and the cool night air.*

Ecthelion
02-11-2002, 10:56 PM
Nain walks back in and starts making out with
Kementari. He then takes Ciyraher drink, runs out the
door, jumps on his horse Bill and rides away before
Ciyraher can catch him. Ciyraher hears a very faint
voice far off. The voice says "Now we are even. Oh
and thanks for the drink. Also your girl is a great
kisser!"

Kementari
02-11-2002, 11:01 PM
EERRRRRRR *shudders* EWWWWW

Ecthelion
02-11-2002, 11:04 PM
OOC: You know you liked that Kementari!LOL!

Kementari
02-11-2002, 11:08 PM
OOC: O go jump off Crissangrim, that was revolting

Ciryaher
02-11-2002, 11:15 PM
*stares after the cowardly dwarf*

You'll make sure to never show your face around me again, gutless stump of a creature.

*roars and punches Dain (the closest available dwarf, who has also done wrongs to Cir's Lady before) in the face, then throws a chair across the room after he rips half of the bar-counter off*