The Silver Dragon

[whiterider]

Welcome all ,do come in for tonight is the grand opening
of my new inn "The Silver Dragon " (Hurray).All are welcome,.My head barman Ted Bullears (a stout Hobbit from Bree) will serve you my finest ales and wine or whatever it is you choose .so come in weary travellers take a seat and let the merry making begin

[Dengen-Goroth]

Ahh, sounds like good fun. But I know this will only turn into another riot and end up in some debate or other.

[Kementari]

Dengen don't used Cirs trademark!!!

Whiterider always has the best ideas :) *Goes to the bar and orders choclate milk (i'm not of legal drinking age and someone has to stay sober :D)*

[Dengen-Goroth]

What trademark does he have? Where are the copyrights? Does he command this entire forum?!?!?!?

[Talierin]

*Tal walks in and orders chocolate milk mixed with Balrog....*

Cool idea, WR!

[Mithrandir]

Mith. comes in and orders a tall glass of good elderberry wine,

he then puts a spell on Dengen, "Naur an edraith ammen!!!!" for taking Cirs trademark, he then leaves the inn quite suddenly, mumbling something about a hobbit.

[Talierin]

*Ooo, elderberry wine! I'll have some of that too, along with strawberry cordial...." Tal gets very tipsy and falls off her stool.....*

[Gothmog]

Gothmog walks in and orders a chilled white wine, which by the time he lifts it to his mouth is more than slightly Mulled. He then walks out muttering about the impossibility of a Demon of Fire EVER getting a COLD drink!!!!!

:p

[Aerin]

Aerin walks in, orders a soda, then sees Talierin lying senseless on the floor. After drinking her soda, she orders water. Aerin takes the water and splashes Talierin in the face with it until she wakes up. At which time she is very irate...:D

[Dengen-Goroth]

Dengen takes toast and a nice cool glass of water.
"Don't like alcoholic stuff. Prefer water instead."

[Beorn]

Mike walks in to the Silver Dragon, and tells this joke:

What did the guy say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

Mike gets a chocolate milk too...

[Aerin]

Unfortunately, that's not the only thing Mike gets. In addition to chocolate milk, he also gets a smack on the back of the head for his dumb little jokes...:D

Strawberry cordial? I would like one!

[Ancalagon]

Ancalagon stumbles into the bar, knocking over chairs, tables and customers. DRINK DRINK he shouts at the barman. Talking to himself while trying to count out his change, the big black Dragon is told that he has had enough. I think you had better leave, says the barman. Ancalagon replies with an explosion of the most colourful expletives followed by threats to everyone in the bar.
After a few seconds of general abuse and hot air, he falls over unconscious.

Ohhhh, my head! Where am I? Ohhh no what happened??!??!!?!??
Why is there a dog licking my face?

[Telchar]

Telchar walks in and finds a stool and orders; "one bottle of 1420, three glass of whiskey and glass of water, please"

[Aerin]

Aerin tries not to laug` at Ancalagon as he is thoroughly confused by the spell she put on him...:D

Bullears! Do you have anything to eat in this fine inn?

[Kementari]

LOL!

*** Kem spills her milk all over herself and rolls on the floor laughing at Dances the dragon ***

*** I think i need something stronger, can I have some Dr. Pepper ***

[Telchar]

"Do you serve Pizza here? If you do I'd like one.."

[Tar-Ancalime]

*walks into bar orders a mountain dew, gives dengen big kiss,you have no idea how long she's wanted too!*
A toast to this fine inn!

*raises glass rest follow suit*

*After toast goes and orders a martini*

Make it a double!

[Kementari]

*** I wouldn't mind pizza. Telchar, ill pay for half :) ***

[whiterider]

sorry good friends to leave you all waiting ,i hope ted has kept you all well served .Dont worry all of you who are hungry for there is food on the way *ted serves baskets of mushrooms and apple pies* on account of it being the opening night we will open a few bottles of a very special wine which i bought especially from Rivendell for this evening* ted moves about filling up glasses* now a toast "to never ending night of fun and merrymaking in the Silver Dragon" with that a fire is lit in the herth and musicians begin to play merry music and many begin to dance ;)

[Aerin]

What a good chap, Whiterider the innkeeper! I propose a toast to Whiterider for providing us with food and drink!

[Talierin]

*Tal, after having recovered from her drunken stupor, helps Ancalagon recover, then rummages in her pack for her precious bag of Tostios and block of sharp chedder. Grating the cheese, she spreads it on the chips that are on a tray, then has Anc melt it carefully......"NACHO TIME!!!"*

[Tar-Ancalime]

that double martini did nothing to me!

*grabs doritos and claps at the current entertianment.*

[Mithrandir]

Mith. returns out of no where, hearing that there was wine from Rivendell. He decides to take the spell off of dengen seeing he has learned his lesson, and then sits himself in a dark corner, talking to a mysterious figure, some call Strider. He sips his wine and converses w/ the dark shadow.

[Beorn]

Mike, decides not to tell anymore jokes...He also grabs a shot of "Grandpa and Grandma's Wine..." (It's so potent, you do need to only have shots)

[Ancalagon]

Ancalagon, after returning from the John, having spent another hour retching, face first with what looked like a cylindrical bar of chocolat, thinks to himself, I am never taking another drink in my life!

Bartender, gimme a beer.;)

oooooh, I am gross.

[Telchar]

Tel lights his pipe and blow some smoke rings and take a whiskey shot. "Bartender, can I have another one please?"

[Tar-Ancalime]

this Partys getting wild, does this place have a hot tub? JK!

[Dengen-Goroth]

Dengen ywans and says.
"Ok people, things are getting a little to hot for me, i'm only as old as, well before the first age! Besides, it's well past my bedtime." Falls asleep where he was sitting.

[Tar-Ancalime]

*tar carries her napping husband to his room*
"i'm not tiered yet!"

[Dengen-Goroth]

I'll be right back out! but I am really to tired out from all teh water, and the dragon running about!

[Tar-Ancalime]

ok that helps wanna dance? they have my fave song on!

" I wanna be minority not part of the moral mojoraity cause i wanna be minority!"

[Dengen-Goroth]

Ahhh, what would Middle Earth be without Green Day! yes yes, we may dance. Someone get me some coffee!

[Tar-Ancalime]

*does some irish jig,dunno why?*

Green day ROCKS, that's the song about the darkside.
there were so many good people saying i shall fight evil i got bored it's not fun to be good cause its soo common

[Dengen-Goroth]

yeah, ahh memories of earlier times...i remember when i first saw this forum I thought, wow, no evil member at all. Have to change that! And the rest is history, or so i've heard.

[Tar-Ancalime]

yes, aside the bad always survive, i did not say win but survive.

*tar and dengen Tango*

[Mithrandir]

Mithrandir takes a pause from his talking to proclaim to the whole inn that he definitely has some weird neighbors, but that's ok because one "freak" deserves company:D

[Lantarion]

A weary, weather-beaten traveller enters the inn, and slumps into one of the bar stools.
"Sparrow intestines a la piccolo," the traveler says.
The barkeeper looks at him strangely, and mutters something as he picks out a sparrow from the shelf.

I'm sick, I know. :D

[Tar-Ancalime]

*Tar goes up her room, goes to sleep*
Hmm, maybe 5 double martinis does affect her,LOL

[Telchar]

Tel sits on his stool and looks around the room, a lot of people are dancing, some are sitting around tables and talking. He sees Elves, Humans and Hobbits, but no Dwarves.. He looks at his bottle of 1420 and thinks; well, I better get home before it's to late..

[Aerin]

*Aerin feels sorry for the poor Norwegian dwarf, so she goes over and engages him in a fascinating conversation about the condition of the coastlines of Norway, and that silly guy, Slattybadfast, who made it...*

[Telchar]

After a long discussion they agree that it has to be a myth. Telchar stand up, though he's head bearly reaches more than 5 inches over the table he managed to get up on the stool and then on to the tabel. He looks around and then shouts;
Next round is on me!!!

[Ancalagon]

The black Dragon raises his bloodshot eyes from the bar and growls at the tender, make mine a barrel, he's paying.

[Ciryaher]

*Ciryaher ambles into the room*

*His hands feel around his hip for a six-shooter, but he remembers that he isn't in a Louis L'Amour book right now*

Howdy, Barman. Gimme 5 pints, dark ale.

[whiterider]

gives his barman a tap on the head to stop him from nodding off as he has been working hard all night ." Now i call upon all you merry souls for a song ! "

[Ciryaher]

*clears throat*

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn and care, *shouts at top of lungs* JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE!!!!

*gets a lot of blank looks from the patrons*

Erm, sorry about that.

[Mithrandir]

Mith., dying in despair due to Ciryaher's voice, casts a spell on him which will cause him to go mute. AHHHHHHHH:D :D :D What bliss:D :D

[Kementari]

Mith in responseto this and your last post in "Stop who goes there" ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Mithrandir]

Mithrandir is extremely confused by what Kementari means by this:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Ciryaher]

*Turns off Green Day and begins tweaking the sounds system, adding a 2600 watt amp and six 10 inch subwoofers. Sets the volume for 140 decibels, and cranks up the base. He inserts a Rob Zombie CD and pushes play, promptly diving behind cover, advising Kem to take cover*

Bartender, gimme a keg of good ol root beer. Can't headbang whe you're schnockered!

*Superbeast suddenly comes on and knocks all innocent bystanders over, who find their ears to be bleeding*

[Ciryaher]

*shouts over the cacophony at Mithrandir*

She's talking about your reaction to my picture!

[Mithrandir]

Now Mithrandir is even more confused:confused: :confused: :confused:
He knows his majic is the most powerful in Middle earth cept for a select few, and Ciryaher should not be able to talk right now.:confused:
hhmmmm....maybe he said it wrong :confused:

[Aerin]

LOL everyone! ;)

*Aerin casually walks over to the stereo, and, pulling out her shotgun, casually ATTEMPTS to shoot a hole through the stereo, but fails when the sonic waves repel the projectiles and fling them back at her*

"Ah, that's better. Now for that elderberry wine..."

*A mysterious hand pours a generous amount of iocaine powder in all of the bottles of elderberry wine*

[Telchar]

Telchar takes a stool and his beer and walks outside while the youngsters play inside.. "Ah.. nice and quiet.."

[Beorn]

Mike comes in with his brother's 260 watt amp, and replaces the amp, which she called a "stereo"...Aerin thinks you can just shoot the stereo :D :D :D...you need to choose: the amp, the source (radio, CD player, digital), the speakers...

NO!!!! NO Elderberry Wine!!!!! I just finished the production of Arsenic and Old Lace...two old ladies poisoned lonely old men with Arsenic, Cyanide (and something else) in Elderberry Wine

DON'T DRINK IT!!!!

[Ciryaher]

*Decides that his sound system is not appropriate for a quiet inn, especially one with Norweigan dwarves, and turns it off. He replaces it with a folk band singing a song called "That Olde Janx Spirit"*

Hey bartender! A Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster for friend Aerin, to go along with her wine.

*Looks about smugly and coughs on a handful of peanuts covered with powdered Spam (tm)*

[Lantarion]

"Hey, Zaphrod Beeblebrox!" Pontifex shouts from the corner, and shoves away his disgusting meal. "Put on 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe'. God, that's a good song," he sighs. "But no Vogon poetry," he mumbles and sips at his elderberry wine, and soon passes out.

[Kementari]

*** We need good Music! Kem searches around for a record player ( which is never easy) and plays the Beatles Please Please Me and Abby Road. Come on Come on Come on Come on baby now, Twist and Shout***

*** Iocain powder, i know how to solve this, Where is the Dread Pirate Roberts? We have to have a game of wits ***

(Ciryaher: Powdered SPAM?!)

[Telchar]

Looks at Ciryaher.. "Norwegian Dwarves?" Reminds me of a line in a movie.. "I am Legion, for I am many.."

I don't think a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster would be good for her.. :D

[Aerin]

*Narrows eyes at Ciryaher for editing my post....*

I think the music we need for this inn should be supplied by Loreena McKennitt! Perhaps the Highwayman...

I have changed my mind on the elderberry wine, I would rather have strawberry cordial! ;)

Vogon poetry? Save us all!!! And powdered Spam, yuck!

[Telchar]

Telchar waves Slartybartfast over to his tabel.. "Take this gold coin and buy a "fjellbekk" for me.. and something for you.." After a couple of minutes he return with the drinks and then return to the little mice he was disussing with earlier..

[Tar-Ancalime]

*Tar gets up after a long hangover*

"whats all going on here?'

*yells to cir, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberrys, goes to bar*

[Ciryaher]

*Assumes the role of bouncer and tosses the drunken Tar-Ancalime out the door, with a boot to the rear to send her flying. He closes and bars the door, then initiates a vote whether to listen to HG2G music (the theme song for the movie was great) or listen to the Beatles*

I am the Dread Pirate Roberts! Fear me and my army of shrieking eels!

[Telchar]

*Gives a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster to Ciryaher "Put one some HG2G music.. Cheers!"*

[Lantarion]

"Go away, or I will taunt you a second time!" Cir yells back at Tar.

[Ciryaher]

Ahh, there's nothing quite like the feeling of having your brain wrapped around a slice of lemon and smashed with a gold brick (did I get that right?)

[syongstar]

greetings elves and kindred,to embark upon the path of mystery
to seek a peep behind the veil of the holiest of the holy
to unlock the star gates of the brain
is to embrace the primal reality behind all things
to seek the greatest wisdom ,the wick that ignights all hopes and dreams,share your thoughts to the sacred in me..shst777@yahoo.com
blessed be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[Tar-Ancalime]

*throws large,enflated olive at Cir*
"I don't wanna talk to you no more!"

[Ciryaher]

*Doesn't notice anything because the resiliant door blocks the wayward olive from the Dark Drunkard*

[Tar-Ancalime]

NO, I"m not Drunk (I just got over a hangover)

*walks to bar and gets a code red mountain dew*

[Beorn]

Mike smiles at how Tar once said that she was always drunk when she posts....

Anyway... *Mike gets something to drink and challenges Ciryaher to pool*

[Tar-Ancalime]

no not drunk if anything Mountain dew or just lack of sleep.

[Ancalagon]

Ancalagon stumbles to his feet, holding a bottle of gin close to his chest. He wheels around looking at the other patrons with one eye, trying to size each of them up. Basttttttuuuurds the lotta ye! he slurs while trying to square up to the tall wooden imitation Cheerokee in the corner of the bar.

The doorman comes over, spends a few minutes watching the Dragon attempt to touch for the coffee machine before moving in to remove him from the inn.

C'mon luv, I know ya want me, you have it written all o'er your face, you aul bint.

Awwwwwhhhhhhhh, Ancalagon says as the doorman catches him by the ear and boots him out the front door.

Come back when you sober up Dragon!

It'll be a cold day in hell when I sober up, MEATHEAD

At that, Ancalagon stumbles off down the alley looking for 'Uncle Pippins Kebab Emporium'

Baaastttttturrrrdssss the lotta them....he mumbles as he picks a fight with the poor families waiting in line at the Kebab Emporium.

And so the saga continues.......................

[Beorn]

Whoops...It was GQ...I thought it was you...anyway...Mike's still waiting for the game of pool...

[Ciryaher]

Tar, you must be pretty drunk to walk over to the dumpster and ask for a drink, because you are of course still locked out of the bar.

*pulls a small case and a towel out of his magical gym-bag, which appeared only moments ago. He drapes the towel over his shoulders and opens the case, revealing an silver poolstick with a golden ball at the end. He assembles the poolstick and chalks up the tip*

Ok, Mike. What's the game? Cut-throat? Nineball? Stripes-solids?

*tastes his PGGB and goes crosseyed for a bit*

[Lantarion]

"Excuse me," Pontifex says, walking up to Syongstar. "I believe that is the worst mis-quote I have ever read of 'Elen sila lumenn'omentielvo'. But hey!"
*Begins singing 'Always Look At the Bright Side of Life'.*

*The Triple-breasted Whore of Eroticon VI steps in, and all male personnel gape and drool. Cir quickly straightens himself out, to seem in control. All women sniff and sip at their drinks, while glaring at the TBH.*

[Beorn]

hehe....That reminds me of Total Recall...

Stripes & solids

[Ciryaher]

*leans over to Pontifex and whispers*

Is that the REAL Eccentrica Gallumbits? THE Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon VI?

*remembering how unfashionable mutated body parts are in the backwaters of the western arm of the galaxy, he quickly turns away and orders another pint*

[Tar-Ancalime]

Cir I got back in and have been in for awhile!
*just in case you missed this Tar GOT back in*
and just went up to bed

[Beorn]

Tar removes her Triple-breasted Whore of Eroticon VI costume and tells Ciryaher that she snuck back in.

sorry, just had to...no hard feelings? Moderators, remove this if you must...

[Tar-Ancalime]

Nope,no hard feeling Mike B.

[Mithrandir]

Mithrandir has decided that things have just become too weird for him, he gets up and puts a blessing on the Silver Dragon that it will have the best beer and drink ever for many years, he then hastily exits towards the small town of hobbiton:D

[Telchar]

*Telchar pays for his drinks and walks out the door, he turns back and orders a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster to drink on the way. As he exits he start singing a dwarvish song..*

[Ciryaher]

Ahh, yes, I forgot that all Eccentrica Gallumbits costumes have a builtin "Teleport-Through-Barred-Doors-O-Matic"

*gives up on Mike, and puts away his poolstick. He pulls an elaborately carved pipe from his Magickal Gym-Bag and fills it up*

[Kementari]

Cir you have no sense of humour :)

*** takes away Cirs pipe, puts a patch on his arm, and tells him she'll stop kissing him if he doesn't quit smoking ***

[Lantarion]

Pontifex looks up unconcernedly as an enormous, golden sneaker (trainer, shoe, whatever) crashes through the roof. An odd, two-headed purple man steps out, and fixes his eyes on Eccentrica Gallumbits (than's Cir, I had forgotten her name!).
A distressed-looking man in his thirties hobbles drunkenly out in his bath robe, and blinks at the weird surroundings.
"Ford, are you sure this is the Islington bar?"

[syongstar]

my grandmother taught me to take care of the earth she'd say call her a precious spaceship if you must but don't call her dirt! dirt does'nt stick togeather like the fertile earth sticks togeather so please help me heal the earth.People join to- geather ,like we elves ,have growing flowers and vegetables so no one will be sad alone or hungry again people join togeather heal the sick and help the trees to combat the airpollution with their oxygen.heal the earth
a few jokes for ye folks;faults are like headlights it's eaiser to see others than your own,pride is a disease that makes everyone sick but the person who has it,those who paddle the boat are to busy going places to rock it. blessed be

[Tar-Ancalime]

*Tar departs from the inn*

"If Dengen comes back tell him I said hello."

*goes to magic carpet,yes magic carpet, and flies away*

[Ciryaher]

*pouts at the loss of his pipe and mumbles about JRR smoking too*

[Kementari]

*** Fine have your stupid pipe! ***

lol

[Ancalagon]

Ancalagon, just finished his special Shisk Kebab, from 'Uncle Pipppins Kebab Emporium', is fully refreshed and ready to fly off on his Pink Elephant. Who ever heard of a flying carpet, I ask you? :)

[Aerin]

*Aerin laughs privately to herself, without the others realizing that she had slipped a potion into their drinks. It was a harmless halluconigenic, that was causing them to see strange things. The effects of the halluconigenic would not last very long, but they certainly confused those who were taking them! :D *

**Wonders why Ciryaher didn't immediately stop smoking after Kementari threatened him...:D **

[Telchar]

*Telchar enters the Silver Dragon again, after a short trip home for some more money. He walks over to the bar and orders a pint of 1420 and lights his pipe.*

[Ciryaher]

*begins to put his pipe to his mouth, but considers otherwise when he gets The Look from Kem* *lightning and thunder in background**

[Lantarion]

Pontifex splutters, his drenched gray robes clinging to him and dripping wet.
"WHO THE HELL PUT A THUNDER STORM RIGHT ABOVE ME??!!" he shouts, and glares at the people around the room, most of whom have not even taken any notice to the sudden, three-second storm. He sits down with a wet smack, and wipes his hair back.
"Waiter, check. I came to see the end of the Universe, but it seems I am in the wrong bloody saloon."
:D

[Talierin]

*Talierin cowers under the bar in fear of what is happening around the inn, waiting her chance to escape. A week later, there is a loll in the craziness and she slips out the door to find Mithers, the only sane person around.*

[Mithrandir]

Mith. stops Tal outside the door, since he forgot to ghive the innkeeper a tip he was on his way back, and asks her why she keeps calling him Mithers:confused: :confused: :confused:

[syongstar]

sometimes life is like an ocean tossing one to and fro,but it onlt takes a monent to meet someone whos like an ancor to hold on.
some jokes for ye folks;worry is interest paid on future problems,worry does'nt empty tomorrow of its problwems it only empties today of its strengths,one seed of faith can feed a whole soul

[Talierin]

It's your new nickname, Mithers. It's supposed to be said with a "bally old chap, wot wot" kind of accent.

(I think I've read too many Redwall books........:D )

[Mithrandir]

Mithrandir finally understands seeing as he has read every Redwall book, some twice, and is dying to read the new one. I must say wot,wot, jolly good pick of nicknames ol chap, now will somebody get me a Strawberry cordial I am dyin o' thirst, wot.:D

[Talierin]

*Dances round the inn* Here's my little list of Redwall accomplishments!

Been a fan since I was 10.

Have all the books, except Taggerung, in american ppb. Have marlfox and ten-anniversary edition in hb, and Luke in brit hb. Also own map and riddler book, Friend or Foe, and the model of Redwall abbey. Also have all the trading cards. Have read Taggerung, being first on the list at the library just this week (it's good!!!).

Conversions of people to Redwallers: Four

Met Brian in person, and got my pic taken.

Am a proud member of the Redwall club.

My room is covered in Redwall posters. I think I have at least ten of them.

I used to have life-sized drawings I did of some of the animals on my walls.

Fluent in Mole-speech and hare.

My alter-ego for the longest time was Mariel.

I own three homemade Gullwhackers.

Have the T-shirt, and pin

(I'm done bragging now!:D )

[Mithrandir]

Holy Moly!!!!!
well Mith. decides to join in saying
I own all the books, some of them I have 2 Hardback and Paperback
Have Riddler, and Friend and Foe.
Read every once 1 most twice.
Used to have a poster on wall
:p
Never met Jaques, but would like too, and also wants to read the new book.
Doesn't quite match up to Tal., so Mith. goes and hides in a dark corner.:(

[Aerin]

Yeah, Mithers!!!!

I know that Talierin is not bluffing when she says she has three Gullwackers...I had many a wound from those dangerous pieces of knotted rope! ;)

I own all (except Taggerung :( ) the books in the Redwall series, in American paperback and hardcover. I have read most of them 3 to 4 times, and my favorites 5 to 6 times. I've never met Brian Jacques, but I would love to.

Factoid: Tal and I became best friends when we found out we both loved Redwall!

[Talierin]

Hehehehe, how we became friends is actually quite funny!:D

We both used to be homeschooled (I am still, she's not), and the homeschool group we were with used to have these days we called "Park Days". Every Thursday in the summer, we would meet at different parks and play all day. Well, one day she was the new girl around, so I was being nice and rollerblading around the lake at this park with her. Well, halfway around I asked if she had ever read Redwall. It was rare to meet anyone that liked it in those days, I had one friend that did, and she hadn't met anyone, so when she said it was one of her favorite series, we both started jumping in the air screaming. Everyone was looking at us really weird, I don't know why they were, but........:rolleyes: We've been best friends ever since.

[Mithrandir]

Way to go Tal. you've breached 1000 posts:D :D :D

Where is that strawberry cordial anyway:confused: :confused:

[Talierin]

*Talierin leaps about in the inn, knocking over tables and such, making people mad. She is wildly celebrating her 1000th post!!!!! Calming down a bit, she notices a lot of people are glaring at her, so to rectify the situation she calls out "Round of chocolate milk for everyone on me!!" The mood in the place changes quickly.....*

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Telchar]

Telchar walk over to Talierin, "Congratulation!!" and then walks ower to the bar and orders a gallon of chocolate milk.. "Hmm.. Where did Talierin go?" :D

[Ciryaher]

*downs a stiff drink*

Thats the 2nd 1000 poster to date, and it looks like Telchar is close behind (although others might be as well).

*looks around reminiscently, a strange expression on his face*

Ah well

*swigs a glass of his secret 'Wakeup-Juice'*

EEEERGH *choke* NEEEEEWOOOOOO *cough*gasp*

*eyes water profusely and begins running in circles panting*

[Telchar]

*Telchar stops and looks at Ciryaher with a stange look.. "So that's how it sounds when someone is drinking a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster.." Then he continues his searching for Talierin, still carying a gallon of chocolate milk..*

[Mithrandir]

Mith. drinks his chocolat milk w/ a smile, laughing @ Ciryaher since Tal. is actually hiding behind his seat in the dark corner:D

[Beorn]

Mike has his chocolate milk....then he pours a large container of chocolate milk over her like they do at football games...

[Talierin]

*Tal kicks Mike, then throws grape jelly on him. Soon the call of "FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!" shakes the room.*

[Beorn]

*Mike wonders where Tal got jelly in a bar...chucks a container of bird seed at her...and a piece of pizza...*

[Kementari]

AAAAHHH!

*flings mashed potatoes at Cir (hits him in the face:D ) er You always have to have a hidden meaning in your posts*

[Talierin]

I was eating a piece of toast!

*Tal breaks a feather pillow over Mike's head, effectively "Jelly and Feathering" him. Now he looks like a really ugly giant purple-white parakeet....*

[Ancalagon]

Ancalagon saunters thru the doors, looks around the bar and takes stock. 4 days without firewater and he looks much better for it.

"Its after 6pm, should there be so many kids in the bar without their parents?"

Chocolate milk everywhere, or is it? Did someone not make it to the john on time?

Tender, get these kids outta here and bring me Oliphaunt ribs with BBQ sauce.

[Beorn]

Mike requests that Anc makes Tal's toast extra well done...along with her...now she's toast!!!

[Talierin]

But all Anc sees is a nice plump white and purple chickeet in front of him. Soon there is nothing left of Mike but a few feathers....

[Mithrandir]

Mith. is very angry seeing as all the left over food from the food fight seems to be sticking to his beard:(

[Talierin]

*Tal hands him his hat. "Sorry, it got grape jelly and beer all over it. Pop it into the washer and it will be fine, I think.*

[Aerin]

What a bloody lot of posts in here all of a sudden!

I'm out of it for a little while, and everybody gets delusions of granduer...

*Aerin inconspicuously leaves the room for a moment, and returns with a fire hose. She then proceeds to wash down all the people in the bar, because they are sticky with food.*

"Alright, can we please sit down and remain civil with one another?"

*Aerin is shocked when she finds herself suddenly pelted by food from all the patrons in the bar. Getting a *little* irate, she leaves the bar again. After getting cleaned and refreshed, she returns prepared to do battle. Aerin enchanted a bazooka launcher to fire molasses. Then, after coating all the people in the bar with sticky molasses, she throws a couple of grenades in, enchanted to hold bird feathers. When the feathers settle in the room, everyone (except me!) has feathers all over them, firmly stuck in the molasses. JUST TRY WASHING THAT OFF!! MUAHAHA!
Aerin then casually saunters out of the bar, whistling "The Highwayman" to herself.*

[Mithrandir]

Mithrandir angrily casts a curse upon Aerin then majicly rids himself of the molases and feathers.

He then drinks a whole pint of elderberry wine in order to calm down.

What a crazy bar:p

[Telchar]

*Looks around* Hmm.. foodfight in a bar.. haven't heard about that before.. But, it's a first time for everything..

[Rubie]

Originally posted by Ciryaher
*clears throat*
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn and care, *shouts at top of lungs* JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE!!!!

Uhh, Ciryaher, You alright, kid?

[Ciryaher]

*hands begin to glow with a golden light*

I'm perfectly fine, Rubie. Toast, anyone?

*releases a lightning bolt from his hands (no, not arse) and strikes a loaf of bread midair*

Where's the beef?

*touches his temples and concentrates. Ciryaher walks to the doorway. You hear a 'moo' outside. There is a blinding flash of light and a crack of thunder, followed by a sizzling sound. Ciryaher returns with a plateload of steaks*

[Beorn]

Anc decides to make some dessert, and soon there is nothing left of Tal, except for...oh wait...nothing!!!!

haha

[Talierin]

*Anc starts to feel a little sick to his stomach. Tal and Mike are beating each other up inside his spacious, smelly guts. Soon they are back at the inn...........*

SO THERE!:p

[syongstar]

I'm wis`ing and dreaming of the holiest sight,the joy of a smile enchanted with delight,it is a level that no money can bring,its inner joy of which I sing. blessed be!
here is some jokes for ye folks;if your worried about inflation thats crazy you should be rushing out buying everything before the price goes up,make it a habit of getting even not with evil but with those who helped you,the only thing that counts is faith expressing itself through action.

[Aerin]

*Disclaimer - I was just trying to keep up the spirit of tar and feathering people in the inn! :D Mithers, will you please remove your spell? :p *

*Aerin mollifies all the guys in the inn by an enchanted box turning onto the sports channel.*

Syongstar, I don't mean to be rude, but why are you always so cryptic? Your posts don't really make sense, and I was wondering what you mean by them. :confused:

[Telchar]

Since I almost never watch sports on tv i'll have a beer instead.. "One pint please!"

[Ciryaher]

*hands glowing*

What exactly do you mean by "kid," Rubie? Would you like to see the business end of a lightning bolt?

*static sparks dance around his hands*

[Lantarion]

"Ah, that's nothing," Pontifex says, and stands up. Raises hands, and mutters, "Bonk. Singe. Crack. Boom. Wham. Flash. Zap."
*A devastating boom rocks the inn, and light flashes amid a solid sheet of rain. A huge crash rattles the windwos, followed by a roaring rumble that rockets through the ear drums of everyone in the inn. The whole inn shakes, and Cir's electric hands fly into a bucket of water, causing him to become an early Christmas tree*
Pontifex sits down, and orders a double-P-GGB.

[Aerin]

LOL, Ponti, your post reminded me of the Knights of Ni, who kept the sacred words.

*Aerin feels sorry for Ciryaher, so she puts a reversal spell on him, and returns him to normal. It is only later did he find out about an unknown side effect of that spell.... he could no longer control lightning!*

[Telchar]

*Tel looks at Ponti and then at Ciryaher.. Hmm.. "Think I've had enough to drink.. Bartender! A glass of water please.."*

[Kementari]

Aerin he is going to be MAD!!!

*** kem stands up and starts to sing. Ponti jumps up and stumbles around the room. Suddlenly he seems disappear into thin air; his loose garments fall on the floor. Everyone in the room (except Kem and Cir) gasp, and whisper for a few seconds and then go back to their merry making. A long while later (when everybodie had forgotten what happened) some people begin to hear strange croaking sounds. Presently they notice Ponti's cloak begining to move across the floor.... FinallyKem walks over, pulls the cloak aside and lifts up a little green frog *** lol! thats what you deserve!

[Aerin]

Go Kem! :)

"Good patrons of the Silver Dragon, the time has come for a serious decision. We must decide if we want to allow magic in this inn, and if we do, should there be rules?"

BTW, Ciryaher- if you use lightning (electricity) and water together, you tend to get electrocuted, and sometimes you can catch a fatal disease! That disease is known as *dramatic drumroll...* DEATH! :D

[Telchar]

*Tel goes over to Mithrandir.. "About that magic, do you think you can teach me a trick? How to make free drinks? :D"*

[Lantarion]

"Goddamn it!" A croaky yell is heard from the floor. The small, green frog jumps on Kem's face, who begins to scream. Pontifex leaps onto the table and silently croaks, "Tall. Trance. Slimy. Up." The ssmall green frog vanishes in a puff of smoke, and a robed figure with blazing eyes appears.
"Kun taivaalla salamoi, ja koko maailman meret kirkuvat kipuaan, kun Taivaan herrat rankaisevat alamaisiaan, niin Kementari maahan syöksyy ja katoaa Tuonelaan!!"
Pontifex clears his throat, and sits down.
"Now where's that Gargleblaster?"

[woohoo, sorry Kem! :D Just had to get back at ya!]

[Kementari]

I don't want to know what that means Ponti :D Sorry.

[Ciryaher]

Wizards who control electricity tend to be immune to it...

*eyes begin to glow*

Perhaps you will reconsider?

*you look at his eyes, and suddenly loose all motivation to do anything aggressive*

[Lantarion]

'When lightning flashes across the skies, and all the seas of the world cry for their pain, when the Lords of Heaven punish their subjects, Kementari will fall to the ground and vanish into Tuonela', is pretty much what it means. :D It was a wrath-filled moment, my apologies. *bows low, and his hood falls over his head*



btw, Tuonela is Hell in Finnish mythology. :D

[Aerin]

Ciryaher, I have already blown your brains out! [Never mind the fact you blew mine out, too...:D ]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*A darkly robed figure comes out of the corner*

Ciryaher! *the voices sounds like musical thunder* Do not make me use my awesome power! *Patrons in the bar notice that the figure is holding a bag with something heavy in it* Yes, that's right! I have the head of the Gorgon in my possession, and I'm not afraid to use it!!!

[syongstar]

can it be love,friendship,family of a deep inner knowledge of divine that gets you to the joyous spot.whatever it is oh tell me true for to elves it means alot. blessed be!
a joke for ye folks? pres. Bush went for a walk and saw a boy selling puppies,upon enquiring if they were democrate or rebublican puppies recieved the reply "republican"The next day pres. Bush overheard the boy telling a customer that the puppies were democrat and rushed over demanding to know why they were republicans yesterday and democrats today. the boy said"they opened their eyes this morning"

[Dengen-Goroth]

Dengen lookes around, shakes his head and mumbles
*Crazy Kids. Livin since the beginning and seeing the almighty halls of Illuvatar does a lot to a maiar. Crazy crazy kinds...*
Walks of by the fire and begins to read of the Fifth Battle.

[LOTRF]

REDWALL!!!!!!!!!
I love Redwall I have only met one other person how has read redwall I really enjoy the books and want to read the newest one so bad.

* LOTRF come is and older a Gwava charry smoothe with the tender doesn't get it right so she makes it her self. :D *

[Grond]

Grond reflects on all the shennanigans in the tavern and realizes that he is totally "Hammered". (Eight pints too many!)

[Lantarion]

*Pontifex turns away from his Ancient Finnish Mythology- book, and wonders what the hell syongstar means by all his/her riddlesome songs*

[Dengen-Goroth]

Dengen, in his old age, falls asleep mid-sentence only to be awakened by LOTRF's wild screams.

[Kementari]

I thought you guys knew, syongstar was highered by WhiteRider as this evenings entertainment :D His/her songs are very interesting. :)

Your forgiven Ponti!

[Aerin]

Ancient Finnish Mythology? Sounds absolutely fascinating! May I look at it? ;) Pontifex, I don't think Syongstar knows what the post means!

Yeah! Another Redwall fan!

[Grond]

***Grond has three more pints and realizes, as he stares up at the ceiling, that now he is not only "hammered" but "maced" and "floored" as well.***;)

[Aerin]

*In case nobody has figured it out...Grond is dead drunk!;)*
*Aerin casts a spell over Grond, and he turns from a hammer into a plunger! :D*

[Grond]

Oh hell! Where's my new boss The JanitorofAngmar???? Daddy... Oh Daddy, where are you???? Oh man.... is this ever a demotion. From Melkor's Hammer of the Underworld to the JanitorofAngmar's toilet scrubber.

[Talierin]

OT: OMIGOSH!!!! Tonight, I was driving down Broadway in Denver, and lo and behold, look what's there! THE SILVER DRAGON! I started laughing so bad, and my mom was giving me weird looks......:D

btw, it was a chinese restaurant.......:D

[Eomer Dinmention]

* King Eomer( also known as the Asian King) walks in with the very beautiful Queen Cecilia Cheung of Asia and says to the bartender
" Bartender my good man a spider please but with Chardenaye( i don't know how to spell it right)

Bartender looks at him confused " My lord i do not know what you mean"
" Bartender my good man first you fill a a glass with Chardanaye and then get a scoop of icecream and drop it in"
" Yes My lord"
" make it double for my lovely Queen"

* King Eomer takes his Queen somehwere in the Corner and pulls out his wands and say" Andiun Baitin Flowers" And lovely bunches of flowers appear up for His Queen

[Telchar]

*Walks over to the bartender and asks if he can get 5 bottles of 1420. Then he putts them in a bag and walks out of the Silver Dragon and up to a hill.*

[Lantarion]

*Pontifex accidentally drops Ancient Finnish Mythology on Aerin's toes*
"Oops. Sorry!"
*He walks over to the muttering Grond and pulls out a small, blue canister. He shakes it, and sprays something out of it into Grond's face. Grond snezes, and starts yelling and screaming*
"No, NOW you're maced!"

:D

[Grond]

***Grond looking up at Pont, projectile barfs all over his face. Grond casually states, "I may be maced... but now you're faced."***

[Dengen-Goroth]

Dengen looks at the drunken lotof them in disgust, picks up his book, throws on his cloak and hat, and then takes hiscane and walks away into the fog of night. A little man scampers about and yells.
"It's twelve er clock and all is well!"

[Morwen]

Morwen sits in the corner with slight amusment on her face and wonders when the REAL men will walk in.

[Aerin]

*After thoroughly punishing Pontifex for dropping that book on my toes... Aerin goes over and waits with Morwen*
Even though some of them claim to be 'adults', they are all really little boys! :D

[Ancalagon]

Spinning wildly cause someone stood on his tail, Ancalagon lets forth a huge wall of flame across the bar. People stand, drink in hand, hair smoking, faces blackened and clothes smouldering, staring blankly at the Dragon.

Ha hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Keep off the tail and I will keep my temper.

[¤-Elessar-¤]

elessar stumbles in, mumbles something sbout Zombie should had been left playing, then says in a slurred voice, I think it is time for everyone to ccchhhhhhiiiiilllllll ooooouuuuuuuttttt(puts in some hindrix and lights a joint) aaahhhhh- isnt that better(starts to get spaced out...)

[Beorn]

Mike pours some whiskey across the bar and has Anc light it...Just like in Coyote Ugly (I've a couple girl friends (not girlfriends, but friends who are girls) who are going to be one of those girls in their lifetime)...

[Eomer Dinmention]

*King Eomer stands up yelling " Whats all this you people carm down or i shall have to punish you me and my wife would like to have some peace and quiet"
* King Eomer walks to the bartender " give me your finest and most expencive wine"
" yes my Lord"
* the Bartender goes to the storage room and opens the a cabinet and pulls out a wine bottle made out of pure gold
everyone marvels the bartender gives it to King Eomer and King Eomer walks back to his chair and starts talking to his wife

[Telchar]

*Tel hedds back to the inn. Looks through one of the windows at the inn and then enters by th door.. He walks over the fllor over to one of the corners and join some other dwarves at a table..*

[GaladrielQueen]

Galadriel runs into Anc, freezes in her place for few seconds, staring in Anc's eyes... Galadriel's mind snaps back in place "OH Anc! Happy Birthday!" Galadriel squeaked and stepped back and joined Telcar at the dwarf table.

[Ciryaher]

*sets Elessar's air guitar on fire, deciding that magic is no fun when you use it on people that are bound and determined to ignore your dodge checks*

*goes into the bathroom and returns wearing his Toga*

Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!

[Telchar]

*Tel shouts from his corner "Happy birthday Anc!!!"*

[Lantarion]

Pontifex splutters and gasps in pain through the dripping vomit, and throws a small glass bottle on the ground. It explodes in a billowing puff of smoke, and Pontifex emerges perfectly clean.

Hahar, gotcha there! :p

Pontifex walks out of the inn, and sits under the stars sniffing at his incence

[Kementari]

Goodness Cir, this is the 4th age, you really shouldn't wear that in mixed company *:D lol*

*** HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANC!!!!! :) My, you are getting old. It seems like only yesterday when you fought gloriously in your first battle... and look at you now! :D :) ***

[Ciryaher]

Zum Geburtstag, Ancalagon!
*whispers to Kem*Do dragons blow out the candles or do they light them?

[syongstar]

the neverending story of the landscape in the brain,the place where myths,legends,faery and heros thke reign,in the imagination thought is born but action sends it soaring,to turn away from the realm of elf anf faery fay, is to close ones mind so I say NAY!NAY!NAY!
heres a few jokes for ye folks;go into marriage with your eyes wide open and after keep them half shut,the smallest seed of faith is greater than the largest fruit of happiness?,minds are like parachutes the only function when open. blessed be!

[Morwen]

The Lady Morwen turns her head and smiles at Aerin. There must be some adult men somewhere. But in the meantime she grabs her mug of wine and takes a couple of sips and watches the somewhat funny specticle in front of her. "Maybe," she thinks "I could have some fun tonight with these to-drunk-to-do-anything-about-it boy children".

[Beorn]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANC!!!

Yahoooo!

Yeaahhh!

*marching band appears*

*Anc eats marching band*

*Anc burps up drum*

hehe

happy birthday O dragon of olde.

[Grond]

***Grond smiles and then "hammers" the table in celebration of Anc's birthday. He, then drinks another pint in Anc's honour and, quietly slides back to the floor and passes out.***

[Ancalagon]

Grond you old seadog, up on your feet and we will sing a salty sea shanty from way back when.....

[Aerin]

Morwen, be careful! Some of these boys have magic and they aren't afraid to use it! ;)
*Lights a firecracker that explodes into the air and forms into words...Happy Birthday Anc!*
*Puts an enchantment so that Ciryaher in his toga is blocked from my site..:D *
Morwen, another elderberry wine?

[¤-Elessar-¤]

gets up from the corner mumbles some thing about pencil shavings in his pot. Walks over to the sterio, takes out Hindrix, puts in old godsmack and the new zombie. Orders a round for the house and whispers something to morwen about real men...

[Grond]

Aye me merry matey Anc. Let's do a little chanty 'bout an old friend of mine.... Long John Silver. Well not exactly. I'm really friends with his peg leg. He uses it as a club (get it, he's a club, I'm a club), you know, when he's drunk and misplaced his sword. That's a sight to see, a one legged pirate swinging his peg leg. My gosh, I'm drunk. Oh well Anc, how 'bout another pint of ale??

[Eomer Dinmention]

*King Eomer comes up to Ciryher and says " yes you are right i like seeing magic performed on people King Eomer gets out his wand says Aundi Bunain Fire and everyones hair is on fire except his wife and him
He starts laughing to himself heheheheheeheheheheheheheeheheh foolish servants

[Eomer Dinmention]

King Eomer gets up and falls on the ground he wriggles around his wife comes to help him up
" What have i just done" King Eomer ask confused
" You set everyones hair on fire"\
" what really oh no"
King Eomer pulls out his wand says Aundi Buani Normal
everything is back to normal
" So everyone someone put a spell on me they controlled me to do evil things that i would never do"

King Eomer goes to the Bartender
" Bartender Chardenaye Spiders for everyone"
Everyone cheers
King Eomer pulls out a bag of gold and gives it to te bartender and walks back to his seat

[Telchar]

*Tel empties his bottle of 1420 and lights his pipe.. "Ah.. Nothing is better than a smoke after a loong days work.."*

[Kementari]

Your right Morwen, this is sad. The only
real man here is a wearing a toga... :rolleyes: :p

[Ciryaher]

*stands on a table*

Friends, Romans, Countrymen (and dragons); lend me your ears!
I come to praise Ancalagon, not to debase him
The Evil that men do lives after them, and the evil is often interred with their dragonsfire-scorched bones...
So let it be with Ancalagon!
The noble Pontifex hath told you that Ancalagon was ambitious...
*etc etc*
Wheneth the poor hath cried, Ancalagon did eat them
But Pontifex did tell you Ancalgon was ambitious,
And, sure, Pontifex is a noble man
*yaddayaddayadda*
My soberiety is in the keg there with Ancalagon,
And I must pause, till it come back to me.

*apologizes to the Literature Gods for the utter butchering of Marc Antony's speach from Julius Caesar by Shakespeare*

[Lantarion]

"Did someone say my name?" *Pontifex's head pops in through the doorway* "Or was somebody reciting the Bard of Avalon again?"

I'm noble! Yay, I feel special. :rolleyes: Thanks, Cir, ye olde..er, Tea Shoppe. :D LOL

[Morwen]

Morwen laughs slightly. There is nothing these boys can dish out that she can't handle.;)

[¤-Elessar-¤]

*yawns
I seem to be bored...Dengen, hows about a duel between the lord of darkness and the king of the nation of the light?

[Tar-Ancalime]

*walks back into inn*

"Wow, florida was great!"

I second that duel,Cirahery deleted over 100 of my posts!

[Walter]

*Joins here for the first time, his second glass of Talisker in hand having tried to read this thread the 3rd time*

gosh, these new colours are hard on the eyes, I better go and hit the sack...

[Tar-Ancalime]

night walter...*sits down and chats*

[¤-Elessar-¤]

gets a meschevious smile on his face and follows Walter out with a can of shaving creem and some toothpaste...

[Tar-Ancalime]

*tar shakes head in disgust and decides to see if dengen was here*

[Beorn]

Tar...Why do you care how many posts you have? Quality...NOT Quantity

[Tar-Ancalime]

I care because I feel like I was violated thats why!

[Eomer Dinmention]

Can someone tell me if this is true

Mike B is King Of Gondor
Chippy is Queen of Gondor

Now since i am King Of Rohan i made up my own Queen
Do you think i should get someone from this Forum to be Queen Of Rohan?
And someone as Princess or Prince

[Walter]

Originally posted by ¤-Elessar-¤
gets a meschevious smile on his face and follows Walter out with a can of shaving creem and some toothpaste...

*checks his beard as he wakes up and sighs with relief noticing it's still there...* You wouldn't do that, El, now would You? ;)

[Eomer Dinmention]

Anyway so if i should have a wife i will post a thread
asking who should be my queen or something i don't know how to descide
so many women want to be queen because of me :p lol
or are they to be powerful lol

[Telchar]

*Tel sits at a table in the corner and drinks his last beer.. "Well, time to go home. have to get some sleep once in a while.."

[Ciryaher]

*opens the shutters in the bar and is blinded by the rising sun*

Oy! It's daylight now! I say we head out and play some games like civilized...beings. I will set up the caber toss and croquet course. Roll the kegs out on the lawn, it's time for post-drunken-stupor entertainment!

*walks out the door with a bundle of mallets and a bag full of wickets and croquet balls*

**OOC STATEMENT: I didn't do any post deleting for those who are hasty to point fingers. There are TWO moderators on this board; Readwryt did the deleting**

[Lantarion]

"Nonsense, old boy!" Pontifex says, and shuffles up to Telchar. "The nigh is young? Or is that day? Ah well, whatever it is, it's young!"

*Pontifex glances at King Eormer, trying to say "Would you please brush up your English when you write" in a subtle, unoffending way.*

[Walter]

*grins @ Ponti* very subtle indeed, LOL

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Nonsense, walter, did you bother to look at your head? It is as bald a q-ball! You might get Ciryaher to grow you some more though...
Ciryaher, im bringing the swords, dengen still owes me that duel!

[Walter]

Originally posted by ¤-Elessar-¤
Nonsense, walter, did you bother to look at your head? It is as bald a q-ball! You might get Ciryaher to grow you some more though...

Ut oh *looking into a mirror* now that haircut makes me ready to go and apply for a job with the marines...

[Tar-Ancalime]

Sorry for pointing fingers:(

*walks to bar orders hot cider,or wassul*

[Eomer Dinmention]

King Eomer goes up to the bartender and ask for a banana fritter
and walks back down

[Telchar]

*Tel buys a PGGB for Ponti.. "Now tell me how young you feel after this.."* :D

[Ciryaher]

*changes out of his toga into a kilt and boots*

Ok, the croquet range...er...course is all laid out. I'm going to throw a few cabers until there are enough people to play.

*steps back outside and stretches. He then stands the pole on its end and locks his fingers together, slipping them under the caber, and lets it lean against his shoulder. He grunts as he stands up, the pole still leaning against his shoulder, and steps back several paces. He runs forward, letting the caber tip forward; as he reaches the line, he throws his locked hands upward, flinging the log in an arc. The caber's top kicks up dirt as it craters the ground, and bounces to a halt*

WOOOt! That's a nice one.

*counts paces to the crater. He then stops and does some internal calculations and reports a distance of 32 feet*

[Lantarion]

Pontifex drowns down a PGGB
"Ahhhhh! How envigorating!"
*grabs log, and hurls it over the horizon with one hand. Then collapses onto the ground, muttering something about pastries*

[Aerin]

(From Marc Anthony to William Walllace, what will Ciryaher turn out to be next? :D )

*Aerin walks over to the third log, looks at it for a moment, then lifts her hand up and makes a throwing motion. The log, without being physically touched, leaps up and bursts into sparks. The sparks turn into a flaming dragon that swoops and soars over the astonished crowd.*

Oops, did I copy that scene from the Birthday Party in LOTR...? :D

[syongstar]

to all of the indians,afagans,imbasiles,all the downtroden throughout the land I know there is pain so I want to apologize(apollo in guize?) for my ansestors,and the present lack of knowledge.we cant reright history but we can move on by the light of a rainbow lets make a stand to transform all the lands with magic light and love.Let my love be a seed that flowers in peace. Listen to the angels beaming peace on earth and goodwill to all. blessed be!
a joke for ye folks; a boy was guiding a donkey carring an old man and people shouted how dare you force that boy to walk, so they traded places then the people yelled how dare you force that donkey to carry a healthy boy so the old man and the boy carried the donkey while crossing a bridge they slipped and fell killing the donkey so the moral of the story is if you try to make everyone happy you can kiss your ass goodbye. peace!

[Kementari]

Yeah Aerin what next? :ekk: *pictures Cir with an Arthurian hair cut, bell-bottoms, and a Brttish accent* :D

Cir i had no idea what you ment by caber toss until you described it. In N.S. (New Scotland) they play that at festivals. You have to be very strong to throw those things...

*gathers up a group of people and starts a game of crouqet*

[Tar-Ancalime]

*tar gets really bored and curls up near the fire reading Lotr for the 10th time, with chip, her puppy*

[Telchar]

*Tel looks at the logs flying through the air.. Who invented such a silly activity? he thought while opening his last botle of 1420*

[Tar-Ancalime]

*Tar gets a bottle of fine Chanpagne and proposes a toast to this merry inn*

[Aerin]

Actually, I have no idea why caber tossing was invented. I just know that it was a show of strength in Scotland. They still do it in Scottish festivals.

[Tar-Ancalime]

I saw stone throwing in braveheart, that's all really.

[Telchar]

"Bartender.. May I have another one? .... Thanks!"

[Kementari]

Boy, Telchar, you really should have passed out by now! :D

[Tar-Ancalime]

*walks outside, and sees a log barley miss her head, walks backs in shaking her head at these contests*

[Telchar]

Originally posted by Kementari
Boy, Telchar, you really should have passed out by now! :D

Passed out where? :D I never pass out.. i just passes by.. :b

[Kementari]

lol!! you should have swooned...

[Walter]

*trots in with a glass and a half full bottle of Talisker...*

Just came in to celebrate my 100th post, seems i really have become addicted to that forum as well!
But then again, maybe I have just gone mad ;)

*ducks as he sees a log flying his way and backs off muttering under his breath*

[Telchar]

*Tel becomes a magic little drunken dwarf that, due to his condition, has certain problems when he tries to fly around the inn..*

[Ciryaher]

OY! No magick is allowed in caber tossing! That's cheating, laddy.

*throws a plate of haggis at Aerin. Picks up a croquet mallet and begins whacking the wooden balls at her*

Take that! And that!

*leaps into a telephone booth and transforms into...an Apache!*

Eat tomahawk!

[Telchar]

*Tel's going in for landing butt misses the ground and hits a log that mysteriously flew around in the air..*

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Elessar picks his head up out pof the neary week-old drool and looks outside at the insane people trowing big sticks in teh yard, he orders some pancakes and digs in, ignoring the loud cry from ouside as Tar gets hit by a log launched by Cir.

[Aerin]

*Yawns as Ciryaher's logs and croquet balls bounce off my shield of magic. Then, when Ciryaher is distracted for a moment, creates spell that forces Ciryaher to eat the haggis. And yes, the haggis IS old!*
*Mends Tel's head, then puts an anti-flying spell on him so he won't fly anymore when he's drunk*
:D

[Tar-Ancalime]

*Tar gets up, and retires to reading LOTR*
"Men and their foolish manly games, hmph"
*feels red bump on head and mutters something in latin*

[Telchar]

*"Thanks Aerin" Tel looks around.. "Oh.. so many beautyfull stars there are here.."*

[Ciryaher]

*grumbles about Aerin's constant reliance on her petty magick*

Fine! I'll just play croquet like a good little Indian! *bites thumb at Aerin*

*taking up a mallet, he sets his ball next to the stake. With a solid whack, he sends the ball through the first two wickets, and begins making his way around the course*

[Kementari]

Telchar you really must be drunk, your seeing stars in broad daylight :)

lol

[¤-Elessar-¤]

hey, ya know what i just realized? Every Since ive found the Silver Dragon, i have greatly decreased my work in sections of the forum other than the prancing pony... weird. Anyways, i think im gonna go start a countdown to doomsday in entmoot...

[Telchar]

Kem; I think you to would have seen stars after coliding with a flying log.. ;)

[Tar-Ancalime]

:p, I saw stars too!
"Boys,:rolleyes: "

[Mithrandir]

I would just like to announce that I am back:D :D :D

Yep and I would like some Stawberyy cordial w/ some Elderbery wine to start things off if you don't mind Mr. Bartender, now where is my good friend Tal.:confused:

[Tar-Ancalime]

Mith, that redwall strawberry cordial's berry good,I say. How's Cregga doin'.

[Kementari]

Originally posted by Telchar
Kem; I think you to would have seen stars after coliding with a flying log.. ;)

LOL, yes... :D

the same thing happened to me Elessar. This is a great thread.

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Mithrandir
I would just like to announce that I am back:D :D :D

Yep and I would like some Stawberyy cordial w/ some Elderbery wine to start things off if you don't mind Mr. Bartender, now where is my good friend Tal.:confused:



Awww....darn....which one are you????

Mithrandir (without a period) was never on here long enough to have 158 posts, but the other Mithrandir . (with the period) was and you don't have a period...

[Kementari]

I think this is the Mith who started the wizards guild, Mike.

[Dengen-Goroth]

He may have asked the Webmaster to eradicate the period.

[Talierin]

I think what happened is when the other Mithrandir got removed, WM or one of the mods decided to take off Mither's period.

*Tal is outside, hiding in her hobbit-hole to advoid the flying logs. She cracks the little door open and hisses at Mithers to get inside before he gets beaned on the head.*

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Anyone got the new Ozzy CD?

[Courtney]

Strider the ranger starts playing bar songs on the piano.

[¤-Elessar-¤]

hey, wait, arent i strider the ranger, i dont know how to play the piano! anyone give emergincy lessons?!?!?

You people post entirely too much. I mean, ive been fairly active since august, and the recent newbs have out paced me 2 to 1. How do you find that many threads to post at? this is insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Telchar]

*Tel looks around, but still sees the stars cirkeling his head.. "Hmm.." Walks over to Kem.. "O Queen of Stars, may you remove yhe stars and put them where they belong?"*

[Kementari]

LOL!*** Says a few magic words to Tel: "Cuivie, a rana-Naug." (awaken, O distraught Dwarf) then hits him on the head with a croqet mallet, and he soon recovers ***

*** I didn't know there was a piano here! Starts playing Here Comes the Sun til every one is sick of the tune ***

[Ciryaher]

*dances around a newly built bonfire, waving his hatchet wildly and yelling insults*

[JanitorofAngmar]

*JoA walks over to the remains of a table, stands and props it up precariously...it falls over...he kicks the rubble out of the way and grabs a chair instead. Standing on the chair and in a loud voice declares*

"O.K. I've just finished mopping up everyone's puke and broken dishware. It has taken me all night!"

*Strider just keep right on playing the piano*
*Someone tosses a glass and JoA ducks out of the way*

"You people are a bunch of pigs...and Strider, take some piano lessons! You suck!"

*Strider throws his hands in front of his face and runs away crying*

"As a result of my custodial toil I make this pledge!"

*Someone over by Telchar yells out "What? You're going to kiss our a$$s?"....JoA ignores it and keeps talking"

"Keep the freakin place clean and clean up your own messes or I will indeed use my magic and turn all your chocolate milk lumpy and sour!"

*Shocked gasp of horror in unison from the crowd*

"Yes, that is right. You don't work for the *****-King for ages and not pick up some dirty little tricks! Believe me they are all veerry anoying these little tricks."

*This time a glass grazes JoA's head*
*JoA looks around trying to find the culprit*
*Angrilly he yells*

"I am not without my power!"

*Deciding he is probably getting nowhere he give a "Oh forget it!" look to no one in particular*

*Almost as a second thought he adds*

"Now party...NICE!"

*Storming past everyone and back into the building he pauses as he glances down at a crumpled figure on the ground*

"And somebody wake up Walter...again..."

*SLAM!*

[¤-Elessar-¤]

JoA walks out into the back ally of the silver dragon and is met by another glass, this one still full of ale.
*Come over here you little bastard, whisperes Elessar(AKA Strider)
Elessar Draws his sword and cuts the laces from JoA's nasty shoes.
*Get out of here before I get really Angry
JoA runs off into the night...